i want to impregnate sunny edition
>Patch changelog
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/notes.php5
>Offical MGO/FOB Events News
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/news/index.php5
>Servers Operating Status
http://www.konami.jp/mgs_portal/jp/info/?id=674
>FOB guide
http://pastebin.com/9PkL3JfX
>Successful Level 59 FOB Infiltration
https://mega.nz/#!4AMXjbgB!mNV5RsVD1Q5z5snn9nyxpk7E1kR-CeJt6YhBYR3vbqU
>MGSV Extended Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!1o8FTbAL!-lVNu5ReRDTcksRfHIxBHA
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>ARCHIVED THREADS (RIP ARCHIVE.MOE)
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/mgg/type/op/
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Previous thread: >>136997921
>>137237517
this OP gets it
>>137237517
>tfw when impregnation is my main fetish
>tfw I mean fetish in the correct sense
>I literally cannot get off if someone isn't at risk of getting pregnant
Anyway, I hope konami makes TPP good, soon. I want it to have that polished feel that MGS4 had.
>>137237517
>tfw you will never cum in her and hear her moan softly
>Mods deleting and banning Joostposting again
Kek. Is it really time again to include she's “Quiet from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain” every time we post about her again?
>>137237917
Wait, is that why we have "..and Kojima general" ?
Because mods don't realize they're related?
Good edition, same.
>>137237840
>Anyway, I hope konami makes TPP good, soon.
Never going to happen. If they wanted to make it good they would have done it before releasing it.
>>137239275
The had all the cutscenes done a few years before the game released. Makes you wonder what they did in all that time. Kojima probably spent to much of his days tweeting about expensive lunches. Konami got pissed at him over it and that's why they fired him. The game floundered with no direction and they had to send it out the door with no ending except for some shitty tapes.
>>137237917
are they really doing it again?
i thought they gave up after the people who hated joost left
>>137237917
She is not quiet, she was the model for quiet and the shit you post is completely irrelevant to video games.
>>137239702
as to a game maker who doesnt even work on metal gear or even work in the same company
>>137239813
Kojima is video games
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
FUCK YOU KONAMI
>she's always 600m far away
Is quiet lazy or I'm doing something wrong?
>>137240025
>>137239997
>>137239920
>le epic discord raid
are we getting names now?
>>137239997(me)
>>137240086(me)
are we getting different names each time aswell?
>>137240064
No, I'm a new player, on PS4.
Thanks for the (you), every one else already filtered me :^)
what in the fuck
Kek, names
Jack Bauer get
你叫啥
>>137240724
Don't refresh your page if you don't want your eyes to explode.
>>137240897
WHAT THE FUCK!
>>137240086
>>137240202
>>137240318
WE SHEEKYFORUMS NOW
DAMN THE PATRIOTS!
why is he so perfect
I just noticed its the 1st of april.
kek
B R A V O.
NO NEED TO WORRY GUYS
>>137241215
are you NastashaRomanenko
>>137241970
Are you some kind of master detective?
>[checks camo index]
So on FOBs you can only steal staff and unprocessed materials?
So if all my shit is processed, im good as far as resources go ?
What about plants?
>>137242153
>20%
>>137242121
>Olga
>>137242121
>You,
Dead Cell, Olga -- you're all nothing but pawns placed to create
the perfect simulation.
>>137242395
> Joy
So we finally learned her last name
Venom didn't bang Quiet, etc. etc.
>>137242545
>spanish Boss
Whats my name
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
>This is the only page i still have that hasn't been refreshed and turned into that eye destroying new layout.
Wew. My eyes were dying on the other threads.
call me Commie
burds
you can call me Ishmael
>>137243607
Sure thing Ralph.
ON THE EDGE
what about images way to small for the circle cut off
Name means nothing on the battlefield.
>>137244536
whatever you say gary
my name is medic's canon name
>>137244623
Right. Touch that wire...
and the C4 will blow up along with the old man!
>>137244962
nice
>>137244536
>Gary Frank
>Grey Frank
>Grey Fox
>Frank is Grey Fox
since when does going prone alert guards from further than 5meters away? why have they done this? wasn't sneaking with keyboard retarded enough, was this necessary?
Colonel, that Ninja is Gray Fox.
No doubt about it.
Rolling for MGS name.
Donald Anderson!
>>137245493
>Arnold Donaldson
You must be an impostor!
>>137245368
>>137237917
Good. You Joosfags need to be banned, permanently
>>137246389
we just move on to gayposting
>>137246389
Fuck off Anthony you ugly faggot you will NEVER win a ring!
>>137246389
Your last name is wrong Mr.Burch
the thumbnail circle is cute
>>137247313
>>137247182
Hahaha her jeans is all messed up
POST INT-SCOPES
>>137247916
Are joostposts being reported?
>>137248620
hopefully
>>137248620
Not sure but I hope the on topic joostposting meme comes back now, that was a fun time
>>137248667
Why
>tfw you accidentally refreshed the page out of pure habit
>>137248620
no because no one has even posted joost yet.
>>137248667
SHUT UP KIMBERLY
>>137249516
>>137247182
it got deleted
>I want to have half women, half men army
>women always have shit stats
Why Kojima?
>>137249612
that one wasnt even a joost
it was just an unrelated pic with joost off centre
>>137249903
same shit
>>137249612 What was the pic?
>mfw 4chan uses the MGSV name generating algorithm for its april's fool
>>137249856
git gud
>>137246429
Don't you dare lump gayposters together with joosfags.
We are pround, game-related material posters.
>>137250235
>savage
You're actually proving my point, retard.
>>137250384
Joosts and Gays get along the best in this shithole. you should know that by now
>>137250492
>not having at least ten girls of each skill
you need more gitswhat skills do you want? i could probably help
They could very easily do an "Attack on Mother Base" event where you have to defend MB. Why are they so lazy? Infinite Heaven literally did it for free and probably better than they would have
How is it possible that Kojima left us wanting more than what we got out of TPP, was that his master plan?
>>137251656
Kojima was fucking done with MGS and wanted it to be over already
>>137242970
Pro Conman, of course...
>>137242970
Coke Pepsiman
Seriously this is still my favorite MGS meme.
>>137250990
We could have had a boss fight where Skull Face controls Sahelanthropous and Venom takes control over Mantis, enabling you to use anime attacks like summoning whales.
OH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
>>137242970
Master Minion
>>137250990
Because none knows.
Even the thousand of soldiers you're firing are devoted enough to not speak about it.
>>137253132
Which is bullcrap because Venom sent Huey away alive and there is no way he's not gonna tell anyone where MB is
>>137253337
He wore a bag on his head when he got there, and will float to shore. It's gonna be pretty hard for him to say where it is.
>>137253427
He had something in his anus all along that tracked his location and you fucking know it
>>137253592
Whatever he had up his butt was probably of such size it had to be dumped into the sea with the rest of his body enchancing stuff.
thank god i had this tab open already
>>137254179
EVA!
How come in MGS2, when people saw Solidus they went "Whoa, he looks like Big Boss" rather than "Holy shit, is that President Sears?"
Does anyone know how to play PW and MGS4 on pc? I've managed to play all of them using emulators up to PO, but I cant find a ps3 emulator, and even if one existed, I doubt my comp could run it.
>>137243823
OF THE CRATER
>>137253337
How would he know where MB is if his head was covered every time he went in/out?
He can just talk about it and search for it with satellites.
>>137255705
PPSSPP andYoutube.
>>137255705
Yeah there's no functional ps3 emulation right now and I wouldn't hold my breath on a pc port of 4, so.
>>137255252
because the public isn't aware of Big Boss until MGS4, whereas everyone in MGS2 is familiar with him
I miss Quiet.
>>137256831
I really don't, possibly the most boring "narrative" character in the game.
>>137237517
>which age?
Is there a reason I can't connect to MGO games 75% of the time?
>>137256742
You'd still think they we're more familiar with the fact that he was the president rather than some two-eyed wannabe BB.
Also, how come none of the people in MGS2 noticed that that the president looked like BB while he was in office? Surely Big Shell wasn't the first time they'd seen him.
>>137259425
It wants to save you from its own shittiness
>>137259547
uhh no because they recognize the president is a clone of Big Boss, that's a little more shocking than just meeting a president
and plenty knew but they were either
>working for the Patriots
or
>on the run from the Patriots
>>137259425
it's complete dogshit and doesn't even function properly on the same level as every other multiplayer component of a AAA game
>>137256831
>only high graded member of DD army
>can't speak
Is there any hidden message or something?
>>137259723
Yeah, but surely, when he was elected president, they saw him on the news or something and went "holy shit, the new president looks like a clone of Big Boss". Big Shell can't be the first place they noticed.
>>137260027
maybe they did? idk the game takes place during those two specific events not slice of life moments during major world events.
>>137260397
It just seems strange that they didn't point out how strange it was that the president who looked like BB was pretending to be Solid.
Like... if Barack Obama happened to look just like your father, and he suddenly showed up one day claiming to be you, wouldn't your first reaction be "ffs Obama, everyone knows you're the president and not me."
>>137260921
>It just seems strange that they didn't point out how strange it was that the president who looked like BB was pretending to be Solid.
but it's like you said, they must have seen him on TV so they must have already known so if it's common knowledge to them why point it out? especially considering the game goes out of its way to keep the player out of the loop as much as possible.
>>137261106
Yes? That's what I'm saying. I'm arguing that them pointing out that he looks like BB is poinless because they must've already known that from when he was president.
>>137261361
>I'm arguing that them pointing out that he looks like BB is poinless
?????
>>137260921
>It just seems strange that they didn't point out how strange it was
guys, WHAT THE FUCK
Where 2 get more s-ranks soldiers?
>>137261507
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why hasn't anyone really been far even as Solidus decided to use even go want to do look more like Big Boss?
>>137261709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqsUUnIQKQ
>>137261709
look at today's date
>>137261709
Look at the date you loser
>>137261709
It also says gullible on the ceiling.
>>137261934
>>137261970
>>137261963
top fucking kek, my only time in years this shit worked on me
Im somehow drawn to MGO3. I see its flaws and hate it for what it is,and Im somehow compelled to login and play Online until the late evening.
>>137264815
that feeling will fade soon enough
>>137264815
i was the same way but they still haven't fixed me not getting any xp so i don't progress so there's literally no reason to play it now
>OURS ISSA SOCIETY THAT MURDERS THE INNOCENT
Why does that line from Skull Face sound like it's from a rap song or something? There is just that rythm to it.
>>137265032
words were a theme so i always wondered if there was some kind of iambic pentameter type shit going on like Deadwood
>>137259753
>Is there any hidden message or something?
One that I'll never ever listen to again.
Don't forget to watch the David Hayter interview in exactly 3 hours, friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGtVZVa3A0o
NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE DIEFOXIN TO GET YOU BACK IN THE GVME.
>dog is more useful than Quiet
Explain that shit Kojima.
>>137270738
Snake's in foxhound. Hounds are dogs. Quiet isn't an animal.
Best boy>tfw I'm on mobile
>>137270738
Because Quiet wants to kill you, while DD is your loyal companion that will die for you
>>137249971
the most recent one from twitter
Can we agree Quiet > Joosten?
>>137273049
of course
>>137273049
I can.
I cannot, however, speak for others.
>>137268170
>DIEFOXIN
i kekd
What does it mean?
>>137264908
So you don't play to outsmart real people, sneak up on them using camouflage colors, not stealth camo, lure them into plushies, then interrogate, choke and fulton them? Leveling up, ranks and stuff is just a side-effect.
>>137274002
V has come to.
>>137274697
what the fuck does this actually mean?
>>137274968
V has come to?
Venom is V, he has come to. He has woken up from his coma.
>>137275454
But it sounds weird
>>137276515
Because you're probably younger than twenty and you've probably never seen "come to" idiom used in a sentence before.
>>137276515
Because you're probably younger than twenty and you've probably never seen "come to" used in a sentence before.
>>137276515
Because you're probably younger than twenty and you've probably never seen "come to" idiom used in a sentence before.
>>137276515
Because you're probably younger than twenty and you've probably never seen "come to" used in a sentence before.
>>137277585
>>137277545
>>137277510
>>137276984
what is goin on
>>137276984
>>137277510
>>137277545
>>137277585
Fuck off, EA, we know it's you.
FOB invaders can only steal materials that aren't processed yet, right?
>>137276984
>>137277510
>>137277545
>>137277585
I meant saying "V" sounds weird, Darlene Ray Janelle Jasmine Novak Estrada Christensen Long
>>137277894
It's a code, of course it's slightly weird.
>how can we ever protect and fight with our tiny white cocks
What did Kojimeme mean by this?
>>137277894
That makes you even more of a tard.
Where are you from?
>>137278446
In one of the trailers Venom is waking up from his coma, and (presumably) a nurse says "V has come to", which I think sounds weird (only in that case)
>>137276984
>>137277510
>>137277545
>>137277585
WTF, I only posted that once.
>>137279205
Shitposters dude.
>>137279205
Shitposters dude.
>>137279205
Shitposters dude.
>>137279205
Shitposters dude.
>>137279432
>>137279571
>>137279726
>>137279728
I bet Cipher did it.
>>137279940
Major, i'm posting up.
>>137277883
Anybody?
>>137271238
Just... since it's april 1st and people are usually just trolling here, let's be real....
Do people who post this shit really like Huey?
>>137280491
I've been posting that I love Huey for at least 20 threads now, and explained why at least 2 times. I'm pretty sure there is at least one other person here who actually likes him.
You got a problem with that?
>>137280369
They can only steal processed materials but don't worry the game's dead now.
>>137281535
Wtf?
I always thought it was the other way around
>>137280964
Oh, if it's you every time, then I guess I already know.
And you're far less annoying that Joostposters.
http://www.hitbox.tv/nationfusion
David Hayter interview is starting any minute now. Hop on over, lads.
>>137282226
>And you're far less annoying that Joostposters
Why, thank you!
>>137283586
Who?
>>137283867
The One True Voice of snake
seriously why wasn't he in v
>>137283586
>That skype noise
>That reminder of the time when I actually received messages at all
>Followed by that song
Thanks anon, fuck you
>>137283924
Cause he fell off and Kojima was trying to can him for years anyway
>>137283867
Solid Snake himself.
>David had to go to the store
pffftt haha
>>137281535
>...you can steal the victim’s staff, weapons, and UNPROCESSED material containers on the FOB if they are available
Are you trying to ruse me or was that a typo?
>>137283924
after Peace Walker, Kojima and the team got together and said "hey wouldn't it be cool if in the english dub Snake could have an emotion other than shouting"
>>137288307
other than shouting!?
>>137288307
Why did i read this in Hayter's voice?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16WAo9LsBTS
HAYTER SNAKE IMPRESSIONS, SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!
Venom can't go to hell, he a good boy that didndu nuffin and he deserves to fugg Quiet in the afterlife.
>>137290053
He helped Big Boss. That's sin enough for a lifetime.
>>137290053
Yeah because Ocelot didn't want him listening to Kaz, actually going nuclear, then fucking up and soiling the title of Big Boss like a goddamn greaseball.
Also Skullface didn't have a superhuman squad by his side, only his clan of XOF goons and Sahelanthropus.
I wish we played as the real BB in his Outer Heaven.
>Replayed White Mamba over 50 times
>Still no S rank combat cuties
Doing normal prisoner extractions give me barely anything, what do familias?
Reminder that in the Japanese version of PW, Strangelove invented the worlds most sophisticated vibrator.
>>137291468
>Also Skullface didn't have a superhuman squad by his side
seriously where the fuck is the superpowered miniboss squad
>>137291716
What's your heroism at?
>>137293185
Super high, I stealth and extract everything.
I'm up to mission 43, will I get better units if I complete the game?
Hayter is really bad at trying to mask his butthurt
Armstrong
>>137293372
>Super high
>I'm up to mission 43, will I get better units if I complete the game?
Your heroism probably isn't that high then. Not to be a dick, but there are people getting heroism left and right just with nukes. Not to mention people bothering to replay missions to get S-Ranks or to farm.
>>137292162Now I imagine that being shoved up Huey's asshole
Jesus I was not ready for mission 43.
>>137292162
>Laughing Rods
Just got out of bed.
did i miss Hayter spilling the beans about kojima?
is it still going somewhere?
>>137300245
It was alright but nothing really new
>>137300245
Nah, he didn't say anything really, most of the interview was them talking with him about his other work nobody cares about. They barely touched on MGS, he said some bullshit about "oh I just said what I did about Kojima so other voice actors would know how to deal with that situation" lol yeah ok Dave.
>>137300636
Well their questions were mostly about non-MGS things. And it's not like there is anything MGS related to say because it's dead as shit
>>137277883
Yep.
>>137300826
>Well their questions were mostly about non-MGS things
Yeah, which is retarded and they spent the whole time just pandering to his ego as if anybody watching gives a fuck about his work outside of MGS or his fucking Stephen King collection. Who knows, maybe Hayter asked them beforehand to keep the MGS stuff to a minimum on account of his recent comments.
>>137304437
I'd wanna tell him that technically, TPP isn't Snake so he needs to quit being a bitch about the whole issue.
>and do some pro-bono Ground Zeroes VA for mods or whatever, since that guy is Snake.
Technically.
>>137242970
Redlight Greenlight
>>137304805
They did say something along those lines, and asked him if he knew about the MGSV BigMedic twist or whatever and they explained it. I can't remember exactly what his response was but it was just more passive aggresive butthurt.
I did like hearing that he was up for that MG1 fan remake. Sucks Konami pulled the plug on that shit.
Quiet killed herself
Quiet did not kill herself.
Reminder that Huey Emmerich did everything wrong.
>>137305990
Every single bad thing that happened can be traced back to Huey.
>>137305990
Except make a complete fool of himself
>>137305990
Reminder that Huey was literally cucked to death by his own son.
>>137306683
Reminder that Hueys son eventually becomes legal guardian of Sunny, a piece of ass so hot he would never beable to contain his lust and end up ravaging her one quiet night aboard that plane-thing where they somehow all live with chickens and shit.
>It stands for "Otaku Convention".
>>137305990
>>137306601
I thought this said he did nothing wrong
But really I have it in my head that since he's such a self-destructive dork, Huey, feeling guilty for letting skullface destroy his home, subconciously altered Sahelanthropus so that in the event that Snake might try to fight the thing it would be a little easier. Thats the only way I can explain V ever standing a chance against a Metal Gear.
So in a way he helped a Snake rid the world of a nuclear future.
>>137306990
Nah, Otacon couldn't even talk to Naomi, who was so obviously into him she left puddles of grool around The Nomad.
>>137307229
sup olga thought you died. you know that faggot otacon has your kid now right?
Do not bully Huey :(
mgsv:tpp is not canon.
>>137309873
everything after mgs isn't canon
>>137309970
Only MG is canon
>>137309970
Not even Metal GearRising:Revengeance?
Quiet is canon.
>>137308658
wait
is that who sunny is?
>>137310856
Bladewolf's story is canon, the rest isn't.
UUNNZ UNZ U-U-U-U-U UNZZ U-U-U-U-U UNZZZZ UNNZZZ
>>137311043
kek
>>137264815
Not alone on that.
At this point, time to git gud.
>>137311403
This desu
>>137243841
gonna need a white one now
>>137311403
>that poor guy fucking died because he was listening to music while everyone was getting on arsenal
Quiet's relationship with Venom should have been one of mentorship. Instead we got implied romantic feelings between the two.
What the fuck is this shit?
Why can't i trade my points for staff anymore?
My staff isn't even at full capacity
>>137313836
The unit you are trying to accept staff for is full, you have to move them out of you wanna accept reward recruits in, for whatever reason it doesn't auto dismiss people when exchanging points for staff.
>post shit about mgsv
>post shit about all the other MG games
>barley any constructive criticism
but, how about that MGO2?
>>137313758
One-sided feelings maybe, one her side.
Pretty sure he didn't feel the same.
>>137314205
this general is too shit for discussion of good games, but MGO2 was great until Konameme took it down
>>137314095
Fuck that's stupid.
Thanks man
how are we tonight /mgg/
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