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Being Jesus is Hard Work edition

>Whats New:
HotS is out of beta:
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20063493/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-march-29-2016-3-29-2016

>where do I find you panda-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>Do you faggots have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/

Previously, on /hotsg/ : >>137006149
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>your battlenet account has been locked
should I be worried?
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Any tips for a hots beginner? I'm on a bit of a losing streak at the moment.
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>>137199257
what did you do?
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>>137199352

>negative mmr
we senjinn now
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>>137199352
Maybe not play Morales?
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top 10 for cutest hero
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>137199041
World Championships start in about 20 minutes (plus however long the pre-show will be)

twitch tv blizzheroes (main stage)
twitch tv blizzard (second stage)

It's in Korea, there'll be some of that OGN production value.

Bracket and caster info if you want it: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/heroes/2016_Heroes_of_the_Storm_Global_Championship/Spring
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>>137199352
How?!

HotS was the first moba I ever played and I never even peered into this MMR hell you call your home. I guess you should watch steams to get a bit better.
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Where the FUCK is Superman!?!
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XTH FOR KINKY!
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>>137199352

are you playing morales as an assassin or a tank?
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>>137200482

kink bug is best bug
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>>137199352

That's a rough go, friend.

I'm not really sure. Any chance you could share a score screen, at the least? Or a replay, perhaps?
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Don’t forget to claim the new portrait! Yeah I know it’s no that great
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Is this guy drunk or something?
he looks out of it.
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>that white screen before the loading screen
for what purpose? I have to literally look away everytime I find a match now
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>>137201852

he's reading off a teleprompter (badly) because they're in korea
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>>137201769
>using anything other than scrub knight
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>>137201852
He's just clearly not used to public speaking.
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>>137201769
>green thrall portrait
no ty
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Good grief is Dunktrain hefty.

I really couldn't ever tell from his face.
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CHING CHONG DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SQUINTY VALLA WHERE YOU AT
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>This fucking announcer
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>>137201769

Did we ever figure out how long you have to be watching for?
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>we will show you no mercy
wew lad
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>tfw look up some of the pros mmr
>its the same as I am and they duo q
>tfw no 4 competent friends to play with

If all you fuckers weren't shitters this would be easy
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STRAM WHERE
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TEEEEEEEEM
DIGINITAAAAA
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>>137202617

Twitch, Blizzheroes.

>rip arthelon
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>>137202323
>Arthelon
".........analo!"
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>Arthelon
>...
>idunnou!
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>>137202279

>squinty valla

BEST GIRL
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>team fat
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You are banned from talking in blizzheroes for 1576 more seconds

all I did was call the announcer a slanty eyed fuck, how is that ban worthy?
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>>137203210

H A T E C R I M E
A
T
E
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>>137200291
>>137201175

I'm trying to do the Hero League grind, but I've but been stuck at rank 46 for a while now.
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>>137203210

cursing is an instaban, as is saying the word 'tranny' among other things
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>english casters mute

epig

>>137203210
Racism is a big no no in our multicultural, diverse, and progressive society anon. It's 2016!
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>>137204353
Its okay you can just suffer the forced 50 percent winrate with solo q like me and cry instead. I'd honest prefer being low rank now
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i just have a raging cocklust over big strong futa girls, their big muscles dominating me, and their big girlcocks filling me.

is that gay?
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>>137204594
wasn't grubby supposed to cast?
literally the only reason I'd bother watching

is there really no english feed?
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>>137204353
Jesus dude, go watch some streams and youtube guides.
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Holy fucking shit do I want the Cancerdan craze to fucking die already. That stupid nigger literally takes less skill to play than Cho
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>>137199352

Dont ever, ever, play Abathur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDpbhbLnXdE
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>banned for 10 minutes for saying gook
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SUPERIOR ASIAN CASTING, VOICE STRONK
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>>137204854
>Illidan dives 1v5
>Walks out with a kill and more health than he went in with

I feel you.
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Will they ever add Arturus Mengsk?
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>>137205021
>who plays this retarded hero
STAY SALTY
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How long do I have to be watching for portrait ?
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>>137205284
He's on the list
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>>137205021

>Don't play Abathur

Yeah, I agree. Especially if you aren't already extremely familiar with the game.

It just isn't likely you'll ever be doing your team a disservice by not being able to play him. I just don't think he's worth the effort, especially if you're new.

>>137205430

I spent fewer than ten minutes watching the first stream on one of my five accounts, and they all ended up getting the portrait. So, you're probably safe to just stay tuned in for a few minutes.
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>>137205239
I wouldn't have a problem if the faggot had ACTUAL MANA COSTS. But NOPE, he's the fucking Katarina/Garen/Whatever the fuck resourceless cancer shit Riot games designed next of Heroes with a fuckton of body blocking and YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
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REMINDER NAVENTIC ARE OUR GUYS
https://twitter.com/NVT_Kenma/status/351483137978671107

https://twitter.com/NVT_Kenma/status/351483137978671107

https://twitter.com/NVT_Kenma/status/351483137978671107
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>>137205690

Nice, dude.

>this stream audio tho like what


>>137205648

CDR and lifesteal with his basics seem like a bit much, honestly.
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>>137205852
Blizzard doesn't know how to isolate audio feeds
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>>zuna level 20 stitches irl
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>>137206114
Blizzard isn't in charge of the production for this, OGN is.
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>>137200041
that background noise is unbearable
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>BR eSports
>BRs
Go Big Gods!
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Koreans are so hype that they drown out American casters

Can't they get into a soundproof booth or something?
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holy shit now that was a fucking stomp
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>>137207778
wrong pic
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>>137203105
Fan is the only one who won't die of a heart attack by age 30
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>>137207849
no, OGN is too retarded to have any sort of quality broadcast
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>kt gets mad at illidan for dying to stupid shit
>illidan starts throwing
>kt realizes that illidan is throwing and he starts throwing too
>its only ~level 7
every fucking qm game always goes like this for me
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>>137199351
Lmao
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Valla HYPE

You gotta go for that frost shot+executioner combo
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Where the FUCK is Arthas update??!
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This stream is unbearable thanks to the horrendous audio. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

That one zoom in on the koreans during the BR massacre was hilarious though
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>queue with rank 40 friend
>master skin abathur on our team
>goes push build
>stays in nexus for the entire game
How can someone be so bad with a character for so long?
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>>137208968
>8:24
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8:24 WIN

Holy shit
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8 minute game

explain yourself hotards
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What's with matching the Korean team against AI?
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come to think about it, I don`t remember ever seeing BRs in the game, ever
A lot of fellow spics, sure, but never hue`s
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BEH
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>>137210363
Do you play in the BR server? I guess they stay there, I have not seen one yet ingame
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BEH
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BEEH
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>beautiful bush rotations
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>>137209856
>>137209860
>>137209912
>>137209965
>expecting anything else from brazil farmer boys
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>>137211150
Never forget the German Blitz of 2014
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>watch hots tournament
>tune in for overwatch movie
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>queue for HL
>alt-tab and wait for queue to pop with sound on
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tonight I learned to respect Dehaka if I'm playing a melee assassin.

Because he will fuck you.

I will continue to laugh at him while playing ranged characters.
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>>137208706
Valla' my favorite target for Aba's symbiote
>reach level 4
>25% attack speed bonus
>watch valla just shred enemy assassins
>have skulathur skin
>skull floating above valla just laughs at enemies dying left and right
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I wan to hug Dehaka, he looks so squishy!
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>>137212439
I laugh everytime I see someone with the mech Dehaka skin.

They actually spent real shekels on a cosmetic for a shit character
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>Malf types out 840

What does it mean?
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>>137211508
G N A D E N L O S
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>>137212858
prob something to do with cooldowns
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>>137212858
How many times he made Tyrande squirt while Illidan was imprisoned
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>>137212858
2 x 420 = 840
double blazed?
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>>137212858
Tyrande is CUTE!!!
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>>137213110
Do you get twice as high in the emerald dream? That would explain why he spent 10,000 years there while Tyrande was left by herself
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>Illidumbs think they can outduel Sonya now

Thanks for the free mmr
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http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20063493/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-march-29-2016-3-29-2016
Nope.
Nothing done to match making or communist game design.
Game still not worth playing.

>>137199352
Quit.
This game is a joke.
It doesn't accommodate competitive players and the gold situation is ridiculous for casuals.

Hear my words.
You'll hit a brick wall once the bonus gold from player level and lv5 heroes runs out.
If you manage to push though that, you'll hit another brick wall when you own all heroes and only novelty remaining is future hero releases.

50% chance of garbage and waiting another 30days
50% chance they're OP and you have fun for 1 day, maybe 1 week
0% chance it changes a god damn thing.
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>play through Spires of Arak in WoW
>realize Terokk is genuinely way cooler than Dehaka and would be much more fun to play
fug
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>>137207849
post all
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Focus Morales REEEEE
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>mfw they have to viewbot this hard
I mean, I love the game but come on blizzard, it couldn't be more obvious.
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>>137216294
Murky is truly, the best hero
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>15k people
>chat moving this slowly

kek
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if I got permabanned in blizzheroes chat, will I still get the portrait for watching?
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>>137216665
what portrait
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>>137216194
all my cute Jaina pics or that artist?
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>>137216497
>>137216571

>people link twitch open stream then go to bed

Or is that unreasonable?
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>>137216792
see
>>137201769

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20042978/watch-heroes-esports-and-earn-two-new-portraits-2-24-2016
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like an angel
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>banning valla
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>>137217000
can't you just contact support after the fact and say you watched it but didn't get them after it's over?
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>dubstep and shitty casters
please make it stop
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>literally the same hero picks over and over again
>pros don't realize that illidan, tychus and sylvanas are actually good now
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>>137217125
there isn't a support to contact.

the only thing you can do is post in their forum and hope someone sees it. That's what happened last time.

I actually didn't get my portrait from the last event until today...
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>>137217293
>he doesnt realise they are playing on the pre-29th march patch

lmaoin at uu
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>>137217293
Are they using the current patch? Can't watch
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>>137217412
Fuck, stopped watching it then
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>>137216294
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What does this mean?
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Friendly reminder that Nova is god awful at her job.
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>>137218236
It means you need to git gud
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>>137218489

I'm trying, I'm hovering around the same MMR now and slowly climbing. I always play my best heroes.
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I love watching these gooks get shrekd by NA and EU
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>>137215565

Huh. Pretty spot on, actually. I've just been logging on every now and again to clear dailies for new Heroes, master skins, etc.

I wonder if it would even be possible to move away from the communism model, though. I'd love for them to, the team experience system feels dreadful, but how could they do it?
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>>137219140
they said they want to add quest talents to as many heroes as possible. that could give individual players more power.
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for gucci
from that nigga Ot
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Cutest feet in /vg/
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>>137219483

>raynor pls come to objective you've laned for first two
>muh seasoned marksman

Yeah, perhaps. I don't know, though. Sort of feels as though it's too late to do individual experience, last hits, shop stuff.

Anything other than this communism team experience system, honestly.
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>>137219881
>>137219794
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Just emptied my piss bottles time to put it in my butt with my feet
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>>137219905
sounds like you want hots to be just another lol/dota clone. whay would you want that?
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>>137219881
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Titty scarf lady
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>>137220573
Schwarzgeist detected
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>>137219794
>>137219881
>>137220007
>>137220459
PLZ NO
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This is a good meme
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On an actual hots related note, someone explain to me why medic is second most banned hero currently.
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>>137221331
What is Stimmed preparations man
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>>137213089
Not many. He was sleeping all the time.
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>>137221331
FOCUS MORALES REEEEEE
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>>137220746
Lmfao
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>>137221331

In my experience it's mostly just people who can't deal with her crazy output, and are too scared to dive her.

MMR isn't terribly high, though. Perhaps this is just a thing in Bronze, or whatever this is.

>>137220421
Because, perhaps, they're games worth cloning. I don't see this team experience system working in a solo queue environment.

I'd like for individuals performing well to have more power, not see it evenly distributed throughout their team.

Actually, I'd settle for a season 1 at this point, even if it has dysfunctional MMR. Still in preseason. No reason to play ranked.
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>>137222053
She's only #1 ban in bronze, but then stays second all the way up to plat. It's probably the fact that there are more people below plat than there are above that she maintains as high a ban count as she does on the overall.
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>>137222053
why not play the lol/dota then? why play a game with a concept that you dislike so much and will never get radically changed?
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>>137222483

'Gotcha. In my recent placement games she seemed to be the go-to support usually, even over Rehgar.

>>137222574

Oh, I am. Put Heroes on the back burner until they sort out their issues. I log on every day to check for the ripe dailies, though. Otherwise they're just left to pile up.
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Should I buy Thrall, Greymane or Tyrande?
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>Enemy first picks Illidan.
>Responded with Muradin, divine storm Uther and blind/shrink Ray spec Li Li.

Total overkill, but it was so fun.

He came in 10th on damage with 13k.
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>>137223471
greymane for most FUN
tyrande for most ASS
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>>137223471
Tyrande.
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>>137223719

he was not prepared
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>>137223471

Yes, yes and yes.

Tyrande first because she's the most fun support. And her winrates on the way back up after the Rehgar nerfs.
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>>137223471

Three Heroes that do pretty different things.

Tyrande is a very aggressive healer than needs to land her stun in order to be a worthwhile pick, coupled with the vulnerability. Being smart with owls doesn't hurt, either.

Thrall is a pretty solid all-around damage-dealer. He has sustained damage, burst damage, strong Heroic(s), and fantastic lane sustain.

Greymane is a lot of fun, feels to have a bit of outplay potential, immense burst, poke, fantastic dive, but lacks any form of sustain. You're also very susceptible to being blown up when diving, unless you've got the enemy team on the back foot.

Not the best summaries, but I tried. It's a little hard when people ask for opinions about radically different Heroes.

tldr; Tyrande very offensive, relatively weak heals. Thrall is all-around good, but gets a bit dull, I think. Gryemane is very fun, lots of damage, mobility, etc. Zero sustain, though.
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>>137223927

l-lewd
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wow....the team with green jesus won.....woah....takl about a mind...surprise
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Done with this shit game

How hard is it not to pick 2 tanks in HL?

garbage dead game
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>>137201868
Because you're entering the storm
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>>137223927

>tfw she still doesn't have facial animation

>>137224136

>people are expected to fill any role in ranked play
>everybody is mediocre at everything
>more than fair share of people are silent, don't hover and refuse to fill

It's a shame, because I really like a lot of the Heroes, and how the game feels to play. ;-;
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Is Dehaka worth buying?
I have 17k gold and I'm not sure if I want to save for a master skin or just collect essence.
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Naventic couldn't win with li-ming, xul and falstad it's over for them
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>>137223927
>i got banned for posting a pic of an overwatch hero with a nice ass in a thong
>this is OK though

Fucking mods
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>>137224252
Iv'e gone to rank 1 to 5 because shitters don't know how to draft.
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>>137224376
post it again i want to see
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>>137224098
So?
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Any tychus players here?

I dinked around with builds today and went 5-1 once I nailed a good build down.

How do you guys build him
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>>137224416
only constant xD
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>>137224431

You totally can't see butthole
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>>137224280

What, for 15,000?

I don't think he looks bad by any means, but you would probably be best off waiting another week for him to be reduced in price, friend. After which I'd say he's almost definitely worth the purchase.

>>137224416

>abathur first pick
>spider tomb
>silent whole game, doesn't soak, doesn't leave base
>goes for regenerative microbes full shield/split-push build
>picks monstrosity ult, and uses it in lane where sylvanas is instantly clearing his pushes
>we lose a few minutes in
>gg couldnt carry -abathur

I've honestly just given up on ranked play. Tried so many times to go into it very level-headed, blame everything on myself, focus solely on improving. I just can't do it in this game. Feels like a bloody coin flip every single game.

>>137224620

>queue game, smash other team because they're shit, not because we're even slightly good
>queue another game, same deal, happens another 2-3 games
>role reversal, same thing happens to me, have a twelve death tyrande who is using her abilities on minions, who says "jaja" after she gets ganked every minute

Winning is fine. Losing is fine. But it honestly just feels as though they pair people up with each other to maintain a 50/50 win/loss.
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>watch HoN videos I used to like
>feel like playing
>play like 5 games
>it's been 4 hours

Holy fuck. I could have played like 20 hots games
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Who is a strong hero I can solo carry my team with in HL?
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>>137221006
agreed very professional
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Just hit 20
Took me long enough
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>>137225314
greymane, li-ming, xul
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>>137223927
>>137224436
ASSS
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>>137225314

Something with kill potential, I imagine.

Thrall, Sonya, Valla, Li-Ming, Greymane, Falstad, Xul, (old) Kael'thas?

I've had the most success on Heroes able to out-right kill things. Some Heroes, like Raynor, Zagara, don't have the lockdown to secure kills without sufficient poke prior, and just rely on people sticking around for you to out-auto, or out-stutterstep them. Most of the above Heroes are also able to siege pretty well, allowing you to push down towers, falls and forts when you get a double kill in your lane.
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>>137212810
Being poor isn't something to be proud of
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>>137225541
I got 2 heroes to 9 and got bored

jesus christ
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>>137224080
Thanks anon, and everyone else who replied, going with Tyrande, hopefully my skillshot game is strong.
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>>137226072
You'll never understand the gold rings like i do
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What the fuck do you do when your team cannot possibly win team fights or get the objective in Cursed Woods? I seriously don't know what the fuck to do in this situation because even if i try to push lanes, it doesn't fucking matter because they can just come up and gank me.

Please, I'll take any advice because I'm hopeless, this game is absolutely fucking unwinnable.
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What's a good Skillidan build right now?
hot slogs hasnt updated yet
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I was saving up to buy kael'thas, but honestly what's the fucking point, seems like they only made him worse this patch.
I think i'll buy someone else instead.
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>>137227074
Filter for last 7 days (current build), it should be fine.
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>>137228812
cheers famalamadingdong
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ur a big god
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>literally an 8 game loss streak

i'm so fucking sick of this game and its matchmaking

oh but of course, it's always my fault, no game is unwinnable, i'm the only constant right? i can't blame the brightwing that runs into melee range trying to 1v1 illidan and doesnt cast any spells or the illidan that goes hard 24/7 and ends up with 8 deaths within 10 minutes of game oh and dont forget the dogshit cho'gall that despite having at least level 10 mastery and a master skin plays the fucking hero like they've never done it before

it's me

it's only me
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>>137230343
what heroes do you play? can you post hotslogs?
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>>137230343
>i'm the only constant right?
No. You're the only variable.
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All of Valla's talents seem viable. Are there any that I should stay away from?

Grenades, Caltrops, cost effective materials, lvl 20 stun upgrade all seem bad, but everything else seems nice
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>>137230343
ONLY CONSTANT
GIT GUD
LITERAL BRONZE
DONT PLAY SHIT HEROES
FORCED 5-aw fuck, I'm sorry anon.
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>>137225541
>playing long enough to get a hero to 20 and still being rank 22
What's it like being more inept than 14 year olds?
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Holy shit this game is fucking terrible to watch.

Once a team gets an advantage it just comes down to whether they fuck up big time or not.
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>>137231743
>fuck up big time

They dont need to fuck up big time. All it takes for a whole level of xp when you're down is a hero kill. It's retarded
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>>137231743
That's been an issue with the game since Alpha. Once you have a lead, and your team is not retarded, you WILL maintain that lead and continue to take all objectives. The only thing they can do is attempt to take something at the opposite end of the map, or try to run circles around your team getting soak until they can fight again.

They need to up the Underdog Exp bonus more or something, because as it stands, it basically just forces you into doing nothing but avoiding fights for the next like 8 minutes until they hit 16 or so and their exp gain slows down massively, allowing you time to catch up. It's no better than the long as fuck laning phases in other MOBAs.
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>>137231827
They real "score board" isn't XP it's buildings.
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>quickmeme
>get matched with retards
>lose
>write angry post on 4chan about my dumb team
>feel better about self
>Q into QM again
>repeat

I love this game
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>>137231912
There is no solution. In dota there are a million timings where a team can make a comeback.
Maybe your big initiator finally got his blink dagger. Maybe your support has gotten a key level. Maybe you managed to play defensive enough to secure space for your carry to farm.

In hots everything always progresses linearly cause it's only ever XP and it's the same for everyone.
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Why are we talking about heroes of the storm? Post more feet
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I did just as awful as they did but holy shit, I never want to play this game again.
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>>137232813
How does that even happen?
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>Kael and Tychus are the two lowest winrate heroes
Fully expecting incremental buffs for Kael every small patch and nothing for Tychus

Gotta keep muh mages viable
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>>137232813
dude.
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>>137231671
roommate demolished my rank because i did my placements with him.
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>>137233828
>>137234206
I don't know either. Though not quite as extreme, this garbage keeps happening to me every other game and I'm seriously about to lose my damn mind.
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>>137232349
Every MOBA ever until the end of time.
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>>137234794
Q with people who arent shitters
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Bitches get STITCHES
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>It's an "Illidan fights 1v5" episode
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>feet of the storm
why
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>>137204353
main sylvannas. play like our guy sham. you'll eventually get to rank 20 or so, whilst still being negative mmr
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Where in hell do you guys find all the toxicity written itt? Over 1500 games play (rank 3 shitter) and I get only slight hints of it in every 50th game or so, and even than its nothing even remotely as bad as some people describe it.

Is this 3k+ or sub 2k MMR thing or something?
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>>137237958
It's definitely more common at lower MMRs because of the whole Dunning-Kruger thing.
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>chink and gook rekt everyone
Hope C9 and Dig save the day.
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>>137238238
>dunning kruger worse at low mmr than 3k+
lolnah people hit rank 1 and think they're on par with Cloud 9
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So is there a general consensus on the Tychus rework yet? Not sure why they gave him a trait built on the shittiest part of him, but he doesn't seem unplayable. Still, if you want a ranged auto attacker wouldn't Raynor or Valla be better? He doesn't even get any talents for Overkill until 13.
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>>137238476
The bottom end of rank 1 is like 2.8k, not 3k. Also, I've seen people bragging about fucking plat mmr in this thread, and that's even lower.
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>Win 4 games
>Next 4 games put retarded niggers who cant stop diving 1v5
Forced 50 is a myth :^)
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>>137238859
>who cant stop diving 1v5
don't forget when they blame you for their death
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Holy shit the Engrish coming from this announcer.
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>>137231401
Build into Q, W or Basic attack. Don't try taking a bit of everything, commit to one solid build.
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How do I play Xul? Stay in lane or join teamfights?
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>>137238859
>team???
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>>137223927
>>137224436
>>137225731
Is this legal?
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>>137239145
Play him like an Assassin.
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>Garden of Terror QM
>play Abathur, sole job of team is to pilot Terror
>knock down forts/keeps left and right
>feels goodman
>Enemy terror just dropping pots and leaving
People need to read the patch notes
Also, the changes in Terror have made that map stupid long. Played on it twice and both matches have gone on for 30+ minutes
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The audio in this restream is gold. No sound, then only korean, then low english on top of the korean, then some guy puts on some guitar music over it and it just runs like that for a while.
Good times!
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>>137239724
Reading this post made me realize that since the patch I haven't once played on Garden of Terror. Kinda weird.
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>>137239724
Yeah, that makes sense. It's especially stupid considering how the long the matches went on even before the patch.
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Where the FUCK is S U P E R M A N?
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>>137242170
>>137241468
>>137240961
>>137240854
Filtered
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>>137242212
Whatever Delores Adkins
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>>137242212
>namefagging
you're not better at all
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>>137242212
Shut the fuck up Delores, no one gives a fuck about you. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>137242212
>>137242272
>>137242327
Haven't looked at the date yet have we?
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>>137242212
Delores plz
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>>137242383
thats such a George thing to post. I bet you think Anub'Arak is bad too...
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>>137242383
What sort of name is Billy George? Shut the fuck up.
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>>137242591
>Billy George
>>137242486
I'm a motherfucking gymnast bitch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_George_(gymnast)
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>>137242591
Probably some Hillbilly name. Bet he had sex with his cousins.
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>>137242852
das gay son
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This is Misha speaking.
AMA
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>>137243387
do you like rexxar sending you off to certain death all the time, "viola ortega"
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>>137243531
You got fooled m8.
How would a bear be even able to type?
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>>137243387
>Misha speaking
Sure thing, viola. Do you dream about being scolded by a huge half ogre?
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So, are we entering the age of blink privilege? Since they are removing it from heroes that actually need it (Jaina) and releasing heroes with even more OP versions?

Tracer looks completely broken on first sight. Its Li meme all over again.
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>>137243739
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>>137243719
They'd just need to be beary precise with their inputs.
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>tfw you will never stimdrone a good sgt hammer
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>>137244425
I've heard they got extinct
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>mfw team thinks we can win against a five stack as all solo Qs
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>>137245376
Sometimes those five stacks are pretty fucking bad players
Don't give up before starting the match, man
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>>137245376
Who the fuck made that picture? The statue isn't even from bronze age...
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>>137245376
>>137245560
Five stacks are always shitters

They'd be playing team league if they were good
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>eu still lagging like shit with >150ms ping when i always had 20ms
another day of no_hots and most likely its going to last for the whole weekend.
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>>137245753
>>137245560
>Illidan and Chen chasing everyone around like we're playing tag
>Anub dives and body blocks like he's getting paid
>from afar, you can sometimes even see Lunara as she pokes you

those were not bad players, boyo.
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>>137246885
Sounds like you should've stunned them :^)
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>just stun them
>just blind them
>just outrange them
>just burst them
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Why are we so dead ;_;

Come on hotsg I still have hour and a half to kill on work.
>>
I should be taking "bigger they are" as Tychbro right?
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>Xul can raise skellingtons
>can't raise Leoric

NICE LORE, BLIZZARD
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>>137247643
blizz servers are shitting themselves, nobody wants to play with high ping for no reason.
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this is my dream

>sgt hammer core push from the start
>it works because it's supported by heroes that make sgt hammer untouchable

which heroes does this strat need?
like lt morales + another support, a stun control like muradin and then something to soak xp in the other lanes

why aren't there strats like this yet? am i something of a hots god?
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>>137247643
Just go back to work Myron Daugherty.
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xul or li ming?
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>>137247705
Occasionally, yes.
Ironically enough, the talent makes him better at killing squishies, because your Q and W wil deal bigger damage in respect to their HP pool once they hit 40% mark.
>>
I want these championship portraits. Do I have to watch the entire thing or is it enough to just link my bnet with twitch?
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>>137248373
>linking your bnet to twitch for a stupid fucking portrait
good april fools joke ;^)
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>>137247978
I kinda tried that, I got destroyed by li ming every time I sieged up, although that could be fixed by proper peeling from my warrior, it still wasn't worth the effort of building a comp around Sgt siege tonk.

Also, if you want to try your meme team, try Vikings for the soak
>>
Have you ever found the opposite situation to the 5-man stack? When 5 ungrouped people start playing with such coordination and skill you'd think they are an e-sport team or something?
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>>137249082
every game i'm in desu
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>>137249082
The irony is, all it takes to lose a game is one clueless bastard on your team for the enemy to capitalize on.
>>
>>137249082
Some games when we're getting our shit pushed in, we start playing like a fucking pro team out of nowhere and we turn around the match entirely even if we were 3 or 4 levels behind, but that happens mostly because the enemies get too overconfident and start making cocky plays and eventually throw away the game
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>Leoric leaves before gates even open
>AI still plays better than most Leoric players until it starts feeding with MLG Marches after level 10

why.png
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>>137249474
>get an AI ally from the start
>we_can_do_this.jpg
>struggle through the match but we're in good shape
>the player returns 15 minutes into the game
>he's 10 times worse than the bot
>lose a game we could actually win with the bot
Fuck this shit
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>Tychus w/ dash, sizzling attacks & bigger they are

this is fun desu senpai
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>10 minute mute in blizzheroes stream for mentioning the caster's untucked shirt and crooked tie
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>It's an abathur episode
>>
>towers of doom
>20 deaths before 5 minute mark
>game ends in 9 minutes, they managed to take all bells
>absolute silence from start to finish

It was really weird.
>>
>it's a "enemy team goes for treasure chests instead of Murky who's paying off a game-winning pirate" episode

me likey
>>
>>137247705
It's a situational pick. I'm personally fond of Master Assassin for sustained offense and Odin shenanigans, but Bigger They Are is extraordinary both as a tankbuster tool and, as >>137248339 said, for putting soft targets into kill range. If you or someone on your team has good followup, it's certainly worth considering. You will have to be aware of how much damage a given opponent might take during Minigun's duration. Pairs well with Quarterback to clean up runners.
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has this ever happened to you ?
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>>137221763
My girlfriend was passing by when I opened this pic, now she is mad at me.
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New heroes always so OP mang
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>>137253639
yes it has only once though
>>
Why do literally all diablo in QM go full soulstone talents + breath ?
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>>137253639
>That bitrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
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So, are we getting Big Head mode again today or no?

Jesus fucking christ I can't believe it's been a year already.
>>
>WoW puts out 4 April Fools jokes
>HotS can't even manage one
DED
>>
>>137255079
I hope not.
>>
>blowing up 3 people with infinite bomb

KT so gud
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>>137255168
What are they?
>>
>>137255831
1.WoW
2.is till going on
3.and people pay for it
4.15 bucks a month
>>
>>137221763
I want to focus her and shoot her with my bone spear, if you know what I mean
>>
>>137255831
there was actually 5
>Azeroth TV
>the Frostdoge Clan
>Hearthstone the MMO
>Flyt
>fake Legion patch notes
>>
>HoTS pogs added to the blizzard store as a joke
That's it?
That's all we're getting for April fools?

At least bring back big head mode, that shit was pretty fun.
>>
>>137256641
I think the real joke is the price of these fucking skins
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>>137247917
It is, cuz Leoric and Xul were never in the same game.

>>137249939
>realize 7 minutes into HL game that our Sylvanas was AI
>get worried
>we continue to curbstomp
>15 min mark
>their core is dying
>sylvanas still AI

Sometimes, it just works out.
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>>137258505
Sylvanas AI will push relentlessely
>>
This April Fools joke is almost funny
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>nova and li ming on my team
>they are always terrible
>anyone with a 10 bucks skin
>they are always terrible
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>>137258505
I've had that both ways.
Once azmo disconnected and the AI was better than he was.

Another time I was playing Kerrigan and my internet went out, by the time I managed to catch up, Kerrigan AI had 7 kills and died only 1, proving that the AI was better than me
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>playing Xul
>team doesn't let me split push
fuck you guys
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>>137254193

literally no one has ever wanted Dehaka
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>>137260965
me
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>>137261304
>>137260764
You are both Hoes
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>>137261452
Ho of the Storm
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WHERE'S KEL THUZAD BLIZZARDOOOOO??
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>>137262084
2Spooky4Gaem
>>
>Xul, Li Ming, Reghar

every ban list ever and I love it
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>>137262373
but anon, Blizzard themselves said Li Ming was not OP or unbalanced. you're probably just too bronze to see it.
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>>137260965

Who cares? He's very powerful and I intend to keep abusing him for free mmr, just like I did with Xul.
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>>137262373
Glad I abused Xul and Rehgar to get rank 1 before blizzard ruined the game by adding bans
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>>137259856
It's what 420chan does every day. The gook isn't even original
>>
>>137260965
He's very fun and different to play though
I mean, I didn't asked for him, but I like him
>>
Just posting this again in case someone missed it.

New stuff on the way:

Chromie
Auriel
Gul'dan
Medivh
Samuro
Zarya
Aidan

Skins:
Mechalord Gazlowe

Mounts:
Spectre bike
Reindeer

Map:
SC2 theme

And a new hero type

Other heros that are being worked on but probably not going to be released any time soon:
Shandris
Valerian
Varimathras
Ragnaros
Mengsk
Maiev
Imperius
Gromm
Garrosh
Brann
Baal
Alleria
Arrya
Deckard Cain
Rocknroll Racer
Selendis
Stukov
Vashj
Tosh
Moira
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After playing Tychus for 2 days, I think I can safely say Dash the best l1 talent
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>>137254907
Because that's what chu thinks is good. Murkablo as he so often calls it
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>>137263084
This looks too much like April's fools
Too many good things
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>>137263084
>No mention of Zul'jin
>When his model has been done for over a year
Happy April first!
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>>137263084
Got a source on that, Andy?
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>>137263084
>Arrya
Literally who?
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>>137263390
He could be on the way, don't remember seeing any work being done on him though, like bug testing etc.
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>got illidan in my team
>he dies twice in the first 2 minutes and ragequits
>proceed to win the game with the illidan bot who only died once
I bet this bot was better than the faggot who ragequit
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>>137238537
I was a main tychus player before the tyrande meta made him unplayable. I honestly really like his new play style (or how I play him) you can surprise a lot of people with your damage output from your trait. I always take the bigger they are and that's the stuff. The amount of people you can bait into 1v1ing you is insane. Just look like you're running away from them then dash right next to them for 25% resistance, throw a nade and press d and watch as your health shoots up and theirs drops to 40% where you immediately start overkill and chuck another grenade.
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>>137263084
>Chromie
I'm okay with a fem dragon gnome desu
>Auriel
Angelic waifu
>Gul'dan
Finally
>Medivh
Nice
>Samuro
Finally a martial Orc not some sissy shaman
>Zarya
...eh...no idea
>Aidan
Pretty hyped desu. They could make something pretty cool out of him with the entire Dark Wanderer angle. Also hope he opens the door for Blood Raven.
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>>137263776
>tyrande meta made him unplayable
>The amount of people you can bait into 1v1ing you is insane.
Hello bronzie
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>>137263084
>Shandris
Yes please
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>>137263576
>Stein
nice try

>>137263559
GoT crossover
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>>137263084
So, where's Superman?
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>>137263105
Shrug it off all day
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>>137263957
Well meme'd
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>>137263084
>Maiev
FINALLY we have waited WAY too long.
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>lost my first game as dehaka because of terrible illidan picking meta over hunt against a mage team, morales jerking it and thrall mounting in combat to go around instead of sundering and fast wf to get a team wipe
>Morales blames me even though I set up kills all game

wew lad
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>playing with chat on
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>>137265087
I need it to yell at my teammates and call them retarded
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>yelling at your teammates and calling them retarded
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>>137265185
Hello bronze.
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>>137265185

i'm really surprised I haven't been banned yet
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>>137264334
>Can dash out of Tyrande's stun
>Can escape Diablo
>Can interrupt mosh pit
>Odin extremely good for following up stun
>Could take relentless

>Unplayable because Muhrande
Whatever you say bronzie
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>>137263084
Zarya x Sonya when
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>>137265720
Hopefully never
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What do you think about the new Illidan? I and my pocket Morales won 5of5 games 2vs5 with drone and Azzinoth blades. And now he can easy take camps with immolation on lvl 1.
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>>137266386
>Illidan with attack speed buff and healer against a team with no CC
Has always been broken
>Can take camps
He always could
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>>137265313
More like hello shitter
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>it's a gust flastad episode
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>>137266386
Illidan was always the best jungler and could always take camps as soon as they were up. It doesn't even matter that immolation is on 1 because camps aren't even up then anyway.
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>literally win every TF thanks to me
>Arta that died 7 times by 5 minutes calls me bad

???
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>>137266905
illidan is definitely not the best jungler. it takes him too long to clear the mobs.
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>>137266905
Is he better than Beastmaster in jungle?
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post you're MMR and what Rank your
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>>137263390
Cho'gall had a model in 2012 but wasn't added untill 2015. meanwhile we got greymane, lunara, li ming, Xul and other who didn't even have a model.
Maybe if you're lucky we'll see Zul'jin in 2019 :^)
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>free 3 day stimpack for doing that heroes of the dorm bracket shit
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>zagara is a fucking cool hero and does sick dmg
wew lads

>>137267514
post the link
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>>137267347
Chogall was introduced in 2012?
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>>137267584
its long ended, you had to do it last week.
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>team firstpicks Nova
>he's unranked

what did he mean by this ?
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>>137267710
damn
>tfw have to buy a new stimpack soon
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It would be great if blizz add skins for diablo's heroes from diablo 2.
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>>137267790
That you are going to lose
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>>137267790
taking the team down with him. no survivors
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>>137265087

>"moba" with most emphasis on teammwork and communication
>reminds you that you can just turn that friendly chat shit off a few seconds into every match
>we can't have all chat because it'd be toxic
>like kda

>>137265313

>ping danger at the "specialist main" sitting in lane all game
>ping danger another three times
>"stfu"
>she dies literally two seconds later
>"muted"

:3
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>pick Xul
>cant summon Golems

???
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>>137268494
IIRC they tried using them but it was too hard to balance or something
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>>137268769
well they did a fine job balancing him how he is
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zagara is a cute A CUTE
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>>137269017
Just walk away from hm
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>>137268081
>>137268095


Well unexpectedly he was a pretty good nova and we ended up winning.
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>>137268494

>Ravinix: I love that Xul brings a lot of Diablo II Necro goodness into the Nexus: Corpse Explosion, Bone Spear, and Poison Nova are great examples, but he seems to be missing those iconic Golems. Was there any particular reason those didn’t make it into his kit, and is there anything else you wish you could’ve brought over from D2?

>Jade: We knew we wanted Golems or Skeletons from the start and we even tried both at one point in time, but found the golems really didn’t add to Xul’s kit and cluttered up team-fights. Knowing that that Diablo II’s Necromancer had so many cool abilities and it would be really hard to get them all into one hero, but we did what we could by adding curses, skeletons, Bone Armor and Bone Spear. As former Diablo II players, we're nostalgic for Golems, Iron Maiden, Bone Teeth, and more types of Skeletal Mages, but we feel like Xul really captures the essence of what made the Necro so much fun to play!

The above is from Xul's launch blog, answering questions about his design, looks like.

>and 3 day stimpack for filling out the Heroes of the Drom bracks oh my goodness I'm so happy
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>give Illidan ludicrous self-heals
>he's still so squishy he dies to a single hard CC
bravo Blizz
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>>137269592
Illidian is the epitome of high risk high gain, he can wipe out a whole team if left unchecked
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>>137269671
without Shadow Shield, First Aid and Stoneskin he's unplayable in QM now because if there's a single stun on the enemy team you're fucked
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>>137233954
>Kael and Tychus are the two lowest winrate heroes
You have to factor in the fact that with buffs/reworks comes tons of retards who cannot play the hero throwing games for their team.
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>>137269896
Why did 4chan just reveal my identity? What the fuck?

No I am not in London.
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>>137270016
Damn my b8 got countered by randomization.
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>>137270016
hackers
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>>137270207
That fucking dog lol
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When?!?
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>>137270605
after Terokk
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>>137270668
>tfw Terokk is more interesting and cooler than Dehaka but didn't get in because he isn't enough of a meme
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>>137270605
>A deal's a deal, Arthas.
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>>137270605

Kel'thuzad can't be released because HotS has a Chinese server and China gets upset over bones
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>>137270867
But... Xul?
Also, he's in Hearthstone
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>>137270867
>falling for the Dota2fag meme
>Clinkz and Pugna still in
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>>137270867
>believing the lies we tell dotards so they don't kill themselves over losing the Skeleton King to Blizzard
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>>137270016
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>137270605
Fucking when?!
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>>137271820
I'm waiting Blizzard..
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>>137270605
"I hear this next boss is allll powerful

and very qt"
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>>137272151
I read it in his voice, god damn that voice should not be giving me an erection
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>>137271967
too far
Alex is a slender beauty
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can some drawfriend please place this chubby lexi belle in a tank?

add a helmet and pigtails too.
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>>137272418
>implying
She's like 400 feet tall and twice as wide, your waifu is F A T
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>>137272486
don't do this
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>>137272536
Don't forget she's always laying eggs, so pregnant too.
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>>137271967
What the fuck are you doing Blizzard?!
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who would you like added?
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>>137272957
When
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>>137273076
>Faction Champions added
>Like lost vikings but there's 20 of them
It's balanced because they require micro :^)
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whos the best hero and why is it the noble savage of many sunderings
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>>137273076

acidmaw might be cool
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>core is at 14%
>Malf uses Force of Nature Savage Roar
BALANCED
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>>137273239
Because it's the angel.
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WHEN???
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>>137273239
T H R A L L
H
R
A
L
L
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>>137273239
>>137273452
It's actually the shapeshifting guy of wall building
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>>137273076
We need an eredar, Archimonde or Kil'Jaeden, Jaraxxus has no lore
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>it's a 10 bucks skin first pick Nova episode
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>>137274984
>Jaraxxus has no lore
he's an EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION. What else do you want?
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>>137275505
>it's a Li Ming ban episode
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>>137275720
haha, nice meme!!

gonna show this to reddit ;)
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>>137274984

>no lore

>lunara
>morales
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>>137275828
better meme than Dehaka desu
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>>137276348
morales has lore in that the medic was a signature unit from the starcraft broodwar era
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the game keeps randomizing my Leoric skin variants, even though I have the default one selected. is this supposed to be a feature?
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>>137276897

There seem to be threads on both the official forums and Reddit about people being placed into a game with a Hero other than what they queued for, with a skin tint they don't own (level 4 Nova, tint 3/Kerrigan).

Yeah, I don't know. Game havin' issues, perhaps?
>>
Reminder that Tracer will only be the second hero in this game to be born on Earth.
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>>137277507
Earth team soon
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>>137277507
Who's the first?
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>>137277717
Morales
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>play with IRL friend
>have to constantly listen to his every excuse when he dies as li ming
did you guys know lunara is bullshit because she one shots li ming with the MLG jump heroic
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>>137277838
>gigh skill cap
they should give li-ming some kind of escape or at least a shield
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>>137277838
that jump is pretty bullshit tho
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>>137277838
>Mfw playing Lunara
>Mfw when I take leap and greater spell shield
>Mfw I spot a mage over extending
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>>137272486
>Lexi "Taco" Belle

Is this what you call high test?
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>>137278661

not quite. more of a medium test.
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>>137278661
High test is an excuse that chubby chasers use for liking disgusting fat women
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>>137239465
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>>137279613
GAY
A
Y
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someone post the /hotsg/ logo plz
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>>137277838
Unless li-ming has a brain and gets spell shield at level one
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>>137277838
>playing li-ming
>complaining about lunara
>complaining about anything at all
wow
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>>137280531
thanks, Dorothy
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It's april 1st and no big head mode?
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>>137281523

To be fair, an even reasonable Lunara can make playing a caster, or anything without mobility a bit of a pain. Although I suppose Ming could dodge lunaras R with her E

>thornwood vine, slow from W if it connects
>sproink up, land Q because of W slow, toss in a few basic attacks
>W to re-extend poison

This'll usually either focus any/all defensives or just outright kill them. Only gets better at 13/16/20

>>137281920

Don't they usually not repeat their jokes? I wasn't here for the big head event, sort of sad to have missed it.
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>>137280531
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>>137281920
they don't have the resources for an Apirl Fool's joke
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>>137282068
>or anything without mobility a bit of a pain
Li-ming has mobility though, she can also avoid damage from auto attacks with teleport even if they are in the air.
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>HL
>Enemy team drafted Sylvanas, Lunara and Greymane
>I hover over Li Li because blind fucks these guys up
>Dehaka tells me not to Li Li and instead go Morales
>Alright...
>We have Dehaka and Muradin with me as Morales
>Dehaka goes the healing ult
Holy fucking shit, this is single digit HL, what the fuck
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>>137282194
Li-ming players just are shocked lunara as an assassin does an okay about of spread out damage instead of an insane amount of burst like they do.
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>>137282194

Yeah, I know. There seems to be a lot you're able to dodge with her little flash, but that doesn't look to be what a lot of people use it for. You can mitigate a lot of damage if you simply dodge the one Lunara basic attack she would've gotten in. That little dot hurts after 13.

I still think it's hilarious she's ability to dodge abilities such as Pyroblast if she times her E correctly. While I think they succeeded in giving her the "high skill cap", they sort of fell short, giving her a low skill floor. She shouldn't have a win rate this high for how many people play her.

>>137282821

>healing ult

muh sides/ sorry to hear, friend. How did the game pan out?
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>>137283323
>How did the game pan out?
Very badly, they fucking rolled us.
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Is anyone here currently in Korea? I want to know how big this event is there
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>>137283686
They all look like the same cosplayer
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/hotsg/ Redpill me on quick cast and hotkeys.

I'm really bronze right now, but I don't really get why are they useful.

I mostly play Thrall, Greymane, medic, and trying to learn Monk and diablo (maybe also xul) and can't seem to understand how they work in a way that is useful
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>>137280531
Nice
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>>137284175
>/hotsg/ Redpill me on quick cast and hotkeys.
for reddit memers

>Morales
nice
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>>137283323
Why do people fucking care how much skill a particular hero takes?
If you want a game where everyone needs to have the same amount of skill go play a game without classes or different characters.
>>
>>137284175

Doesn't not having abilities on quick-cast require you to both hit the key bind, aim, then hit it again? I haven't played without QC in a really, really long time.

If that's how it works, it's probably just because it's quicker. Once you've gotten the hang of a Hero you shouldn't need to see the visual aiming aid/indicator. There are a few exceptions, I think, like Li-Ming orb. Perhaps I'm just not terribly good with ming, though.

I'd like to say that it just comes down to personal preference, and that there isn't any "right way". I'm sure there are players at every rating using any, or a combination of the three options.

>>137284727

What?
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>>137282146
They did the nexus street view as a joke tho.
You can view Dragonshire from the perspective of google street view.
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mfw when someone starts justifying pyroblast on kt by getting random irrelevant kills after teamfight already ends in enemy's favor because no phoenix and it takes kt 2-3 tries to actually cast a pyroblast.
>>
>finally get unbanned after 3 days for spamming
>come back to Google+
what the shit?

anyways, is Tychus god tier yet?
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>>137286438
Tychus is worse now
>>
>>137286438
>waits out a ban timer
>doesn't know the date
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>>137286438
>Winrate actually dropping after rework
ayy.

He could technicly fill a niche against a double warrior comp but honestly i think you still pick other heroes over him in that situation.
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>>137286613
>>137286736
wow
fuck me, i thought Blizzard was bad at balancing, but this is impressive, kek

>nerf Xul
>winrate climbs higher

>rework Tychus
>winrate drops even more

hahahaha, you can't make this shit up
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>Q) Blink - Moves rapidly toward the target location. It Includes 3 charges. Cooldown: 6 seconds
>(E) Recall - Returns the player to the position they were 3 seconds ago. Also recharges ammunition and cleanse all negative debuffs. Grants 1 second of invulnerability. Cooldown: 30 seconds
>Tracer has only one Heroic and that is available from level 1.
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>>137286935
buy new heroes, goy, they are "fun!!1!"
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>>137286935
balanse
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>>137286935

I wonder if they'll end up changing blink-like abilities to not completely negate abilities, basic attacks, tower shots, etc.

And we just got Li-Ming, now it's another Hero with baseline flash. I wonder if she'll overtake Ming in playrate.

>>137286885

Yeah, I'm not sure what it was they were looking to do with Tychus, because it seems like he's solely a giant killer now. Lost his fantastic waveclear at 4, and ability to semi-burst squishes caught out of position early game with his Q. Haven't played him yet, though.

>>137287138

They are, though. What's his called, though? Power creep? Mobility creep? I feel as though they're almost overdoing it.
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>>137286935
>"Hey guys we're removing bolt of the storm cause it's too strong!"
>Includes 3 charges. Cooldown: 6 seconds
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>>137286935
This is why Sylvanas has bullshit mind control, it's the only way to counter this.
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>>137287553
nobody would pick and play a shit hero just to "barely counter" some other hero that you can simply ban.
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>>137287686
>Sylvanas
>shit hero
wot
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>>137287686
Sylvanas is great though
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>>137287776
>>137287805
she's got a great body, yes i agree on that.
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>>137272486

Here I tried
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>>137288024

Did some polishing and added the sgt's dog tags
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>>137288024
I laughed like an absolute idiot at this
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>>137288024
>>137289835
10/10, my sides
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>>137289835
>>137288024

Lmao been waiting for this
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>>137286885
>we're reworking tychus
>oh thank god, maybe now he'll have a real autoattack instead of the shit tier one he had thats basically as bad as lunara's was on release, IE basically nonfunctional and unplayable
>tychus "rework" was they swapped out a few of his talents or something and left his unusable AA untouched
>blizz scratching their heads and wondering why tychus still sucks
>>
>>137290592

>figure they'll give him basic attacks on the move, pretty much turning his aa into a passive Q that reduces his movement speed or something
>remember that's what tracer is getting
>tychus is old and cheap
>tracer will be insta-buy

well li-ming had a shorter reign than kael'thas, wonder how much she'll be played after British scout comes out
>>
So, who will be the Mograine that will bring the Ashbringer to the game? Alexandros or Darion?
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>>137288024
>>137289835
One of these better be next OP
>>
Female illidan skin when?
>>
>>137291758
>Not fem Illidan vs Fem arthas
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>>137291993
I saw that picture and it triggered my desire for a fit fem nelf demon hunter
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>>137288024
>>137289835

holy fuck! yessssss
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>>137291758

>tfw zagara probably closest thing we'll get to spidergirl for long time
>>
>>137292496
just like us
>>
>Be Tychus on Garden
>D on terror
>mfw this healing
>mfw this damage

literally like 5k damage from autos in 3 seconds
>>
>>137292496
Elise in hots WHEN!?
>>
where the fuck is the beach party lewd picture
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>>137292496
>forgetting Azmodan's cumdumpster spoderslut
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>>137289835

T H I C K
H
I
C
K
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>>137292760
But we don't have tits like her.
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>>137289848
>>137290385
>>137290526
>>137291656
>>137292173

I can do other things if you guys want.
>>
>>137292949

>forgetting

Never. I'm hopeful. It just seems like we'll get an Overwatch Hero, escort-the-payload map, then all the wow movie hero tie-ins, bumping back the potential release of spiderfu by several months

>garona maybe
>pls no lideral legunds
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>>137292949
>0 female demons in hots
They better add her
>>
the fucks going on?
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>>137293229
>wow movie hero tie-ins
Finally some literal LEGENDS in HotS!
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>>137292949

>they add Cyndaea
>Elise skin tint

Probably the first Hero I buy the hour it's released.
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>>137293229
You guys think Blizzard will do a cross promotion with the movie so if you buy a ticket you get a code to unlock Lothar or Durotan in HotS?
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>>137293441
Finally
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>>137293393
There's not that many fem demons to begin with are there?
>Andariel
>Cydeae
>Maghda
>Adria
>Blood Raven
>Lilith
Only ones I can think of off the top of my head right now.
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>>137293606

Potentially. I recall it being suggested they would be handing out World of Warcraft accounts (up to Wod, you'll still have to buy Legion) with the purchase of a movie ticket, which I think would be amazing, honestly.

I don't care how bad the film may be, I'll go see it if I get a free wow account, in-game item (tabard with popcorn on it, perhaps?), and THEN something for Heroes.

Twice, probably.

I think they would honestly be a little silly to not cross-promo all their stuff at this point, I know women who have no intention of playing Overwatch purchase the Collector's Edition just for the WoW pet.
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>>137293870
>tfw you can go and watch Warcraft alone without worrying about odd looks from the people around you
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>tfw my will to play this shit game is dropping at an alarming rate
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>>137291993
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>Cho'Gall in charge of health pools
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>>137295634
Was it the sylvanas cancer
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>>137295986
he literally dived into an entire enemy team
there is no cure for retardness
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>>137295634

>apathetic in victory, feels more like the enemy team killed themselves, or had one downer that made it a 5v4
>frustration in defeat because it was never a real match to begin with, same downer as in winning

I've honestly had the most fun just doing dailies Vs. AI.

( ._.)
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>>137296339

True but Tychus does really rek him. Once we hit 20 and I got sizzling attacks, each shot w/ D active dealt like 460 damage in total.

He just fucking evaporated.

I was loving it, I hate fighting that fat fuck
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>>137296289
not really, she can be handed pretty easily, the problem for me is that the game has became too burst focused

>>137296505
i feel you brah, iktf too well
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>>137295986
>literally the only hero that Tychus is good against
>hurr durr so MLG
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>>137297046

Are his D attacks affected by blinds?

Because he honestly doesn't seem bad against anything with a lot of health now, from Azmodan to Johanna.
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>>137297046

literally not implied anywhere

don't be so insecure in future
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>sylvanas mind controls a backline player from the enemy team
>runs him to the front
>dehaka licks him and pulls all the way behind our team
That was neat
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>>137297184
Johanna doesn't have that much health for a tank.
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>>137298526

Fair enough, if that's the case. I'm not very familiar with tank health pools. Stitches, then, perhaps?

Because he doesn't seem terrible if the target has a reasonably sized health pool, but has lost a bit of value elsewhere, with the removal of Melting Point, and the like.

>>137297776

>witness sylvanas run to the front of her team to do exactly that
>starts the cast
>tyrande isn't stuns/marks her
>blown up
>win fight, push core and win

There have been some pretty great moments these last few days.
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>It's a specialist who thinks splitpushing actually works episode
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>>137300797


>somebody insists on split-pushing during objective
>whatever, try to delay objective a bit
>two people run in and die instantly 2v5
>go back to soaking lanes
>split-pusher gets ganked moments later
>didn't even manage to push down a tower
>goes back to spit-pushing the moment it's able to
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>>137293850
I hate how Adria turned out to be another creepy-tentacle-wings-kerrigan-like creature, whats the deal with blizz designers and their fetish for monster girls with retarded wings?
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>>137301180
>>two people run in and die instantly 2v5

Why, WHY DON'T PEOPLE JUST WAIT?

Every fucking game some chucklefucks dive into the enemy team outnumbered instead of just fucking WAITING for the rest of us to come I don't fucking get it
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>climb a rank
>congratulations! here, take this retard into your team!
>le focus morales meme
>enemy morales gets low, calls in dropship to escape
>"i didnt get it"
>"where did morales go"
>"she just disappeared"
this is clearly where i belong
to be fair: i was playing uther for the first time in 1.5 years and 100 buttons were too much for me
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>>137302183

>somebody picks murky early in draft, disregarding potential counters
>whatever, we can make it work
>murky doesn't speak up, so I try to remind everybody he'll probably just split-push until 10, and not to heavily contest objective until then
>suggest keeping one person in each lane to soak/push while 1-2 harass to keep all 5 opposing players busy at objective, because low mmr and they always all 5 go
>three players suicide into objective
>gg murky split-pushing

I'm honestly at a bit of a loss, lol
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>potentially dumb question warning

Does the three day Stimpack from Heroes of the Dorm only activate when you log into the account, when you click/accept the little rewards prompt, or is it already active?

Have a second account, wasn't really feeling up to playing it, though. Don't know if I'm getting boned for maybe letting the stim run dry
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So for some reason I don't exist on hotslogs

Anyone know an alternate way to find my mmr?
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>Azmodan on your team does nothing but afk in lane and pretend splitpushing actually works
>Lose beacuse of it
>Next game he's on the enemy team
>Picks Azmodan
>Does nothing but afk in lane and pretends splitpushing actually works.
>Win because of it
Thanks Azmo

>>137302982
You have to upload your replays dunkass, it's third party so they don't have access to blizzard files.

It's the only way to calculate your MMR.
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>>137302332
I've had a Morales that would call in a drop ship and have the destination be not even 10 feet away from where it started. I could understand being new to character but this happened at least 3 times and never was it used as an escape. I couldn't wrap my head around what the fuck was going on. Also what MMR was that, good lord. Don't tell me these people were playing Hero League?
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>>137302982

>create account
>upload replays

I'm guessing if you don't exist it's because you haven't played with enough people who upload replays.
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>>137303125
>loses when you're in his team
>wins when you're not in his team

looks like we've figured out who the shitter is here, anon
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>>137303167
>>137303125
Nah it's weird

I had a page until march 1st and now it only exists as a cache from that date.
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>>137303272
I won the second game. S-sorry if i didn't make that clear in my blog post.

>>137303414
Did you get silenced?
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>when you personally get 2.25m hero dmg but your team can never secure a kill or victory
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>>137303556
I got a 12 hour silence once, how does that affect hotslogs?
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>>137273076
Anub'arak
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>>137303797
what the fuck are you doing
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>>137303820
Hotslogs hides your mmr if you're silenced as a way to counter toxicity.

Should be back once the silence ends i think.
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>>137303797
wat
how
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>>137304026
Alot of dmg

>>137304096
Idk. We got like 2 more kills
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>>137304297
>take picture of scoreboard
>edit it sloppily in paint
>take picture of it with phone to reduce quality
>cut off all other parts of the image
>not even a screenshot
ok
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>>137304596
Coverd my name and cropped everyone else out.

The only editing I did was crop and scribble over my name
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Things that make you alt+f4

>When Dehaka is your MT
>When the enemy team gets ETC, jojo, Dibbles instead
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>>137304795
Getting 3m hero dmg and 10 kills total
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>>137203210
>Watching youtube streams
>Mods talking about how great it is to be a tranny and bi girls
>"Can we stop this degenaracy and focus on the game please?"
>You can no longer speak in this channel, timed out
>Mods start asking why I'm not responding anymore, sheeples think they have won great battle

And thats why I no longer watch Squadron.
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>>137305201
He knows
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>>137304043
Left for a bit but a point to make

I was silenced for 12 hours at the beginning of march, account still hasn't come back. So I guess my hotslogs mmr is gone forever.
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>>137303147
it was ~rank 5 hl and my teams average mmr was 2500. the lowest player mmr was 2150 and ofc he picked gazlo. im not even kidding.
"where is morales" guy was 2500
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>Dehaka's wounded right arm regenerates at at lvl 10
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>>137305465
>he nose7
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Hit me with a good brightwing build to get my support quest with the least pain.
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>>137306362
Use kharazim
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Why Balanced Wizzard has something like 75%(other 20% has Xul and Rhegar) first bans in HL if she is balanced?
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>>137307785
her skill cap is so high that people ban her so they aren't pressured into playing her
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>>137307785
I generally ignore the ban on her but any ranged assassin with cooldown resets is inherently broken and nerfing can never put her in a good spot. She'll forever be broken or unplayable.
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>>137307972

Pro:
Her skill shots are pretty easy to dodge and very slow, that's why you must fire them from the fog and try to hit them by the skill shots barely appearing, giving them less time to dodge them.
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>>137307785
>Hey let's make a character with a trait that resets her cooldowns
Oh sure, that sounds like a good idea. We'll have to give her longer cooldowns then right?
>Yeah, shortest 5, longest 20
20 second cooldown on a basic ability? sounds fair with her trait
>Oh no, 20 second heroic
Mr. Browder, surely you realize that completely invalidates the point of-
>Do it dammit!
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>>137297046
absolutely savage
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>>137307785

Because, if nothing else, she's annoying to play against.

>infinite poke
>flash on five second cooldown
>can't play Murky against her
>can't play TLV against her
>prevents russian hovering on team from getting her

>>137309123

What do you think about Hammer's Napalm Strike?

>just had to do a twenty click captcha they're growing more intelligent
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>>137309123
Her shortest is 3 seconds
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>>137309123
On the plus side

>Release a bunch of op characters in a row or rework others into power picks
>They all suck against Chen

Forcing a Xul to swap lanes is so satisfying
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>>137309690
>What do you think about Hammer's Napalm Strike?
hardly comparable to an easier to land Hinterland Blast with a slow attached and 1/6 the cooldown
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Is there any reason to separate vikings after level 10?
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>>137312140
not getting Li Ming or Greymane on the other team a million uses of their special
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>>137312140

>hey somebody soak bot pls they 16
>its fine we're already level 10
>oh okay
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>>137304795
>you get dehaka and a bruiser
>enemy gets ETC
>and Falstad
>and Illidian
>and balanced necromancer

Someone pls kill m- oh wait.
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So, what is the April fool's joke for hots?

Or the joke is that the game is still alive?
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>>137316161
>we are still playing and caring about this game

We are the joke anon.
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>>137316161
>WoW had 4 jokes and was the butt of Hearthstone's
>Starcraft 2 had 3 jokes
>HotS had streetview for a single map
ded
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This music reflect this game quality
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>>137316161
They added hots pogs to their store and did a google street view for Dragonshire
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>>137316595
What were those?
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>>137312140
Have Erik go and have fun soaking adventures

Have Olaf and Baelog help the team and get merc camps in between objectives
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>>137316661
They're just taking music from 2000's college comedies

Quick, someone get the soundtrack to Accepted NOW
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>>137316661
what music?
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>>137317338
how can you save the robot dancing?
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>>137312140
Is there any reason to keep the vikings together after level 10?
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>>137317551
The tourny going on right now had some blizzcon tier music
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>>137317553
Koreans love robots. Almost as much as they love Starcraft and trying to look white
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>>137316845
I don't know the starcraft one but WoW had
>Azeroth TV
>Flightmaster Uber
>Fake Legion Patch notes
>Hearthstone the MMO
>Fake store items(horde/alliance toilet paper, 100mil statue)
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>>137316845
WoW had
>a joke about Uber with flight masters
>fake Legion patch notes
>Azeroth TV
>adding a reputation faction called the Frostdoge Clan
>Hearthstone the MMO

Starcraft had
>SC2 Balance Manager 2016
>Maximum Novadrive
>adding Carbot's zerglings as a co-op race
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just face it: hots is dead. enjoy what little time you have left.
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>>137318184
major tourny and still ded general.. lets hope arena mode saves this game
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>>137318239
>failing publicity stunt going on
>hurr durr how can gaem be ded
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Favorite Valla skin and color combo?

Black and Gold Master for me
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>>137318830
Golden angelic is what I use. And I'm the one who got 3m hero dmg, so I'm kinda the best
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That Void Prison, holy shit

Soup Dash Sallac
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>>137318830
Black and Red Vampire Slayer. Actually, all the Vampire Slayer colors. And I like canon default Valla too cause fanart.

>>137319160
Who cares, you lost. If you can't carry as Valla, you're doing something wrong.
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>>137318830
Valla is so fun right now, I love frost shot and executioner

Rain of Vengeance is really good too
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>>137319712
I just started playing again about 3 weeks, haven't played since Beta. I played a lot of dota2, so I didn't care about my winrate or mmr during Beta.

Now I care, rank1@3200mmr but my QM is shit.

Just started playing Valla again, pic related. there's 2 wins that haven't been uploaded still.
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When you get that Holy Ground just right
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>>137319914
then upload them yourself
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>>137320101
how op would tyrael be with an useful trait
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>>137320353
He would be one of the most picked tanks for sure. Even something like ETC's trait would make him crazy
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>It's a first pick Abathur episode
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>>137320294
I do. Hotslogs just seems a bit laggy today. I dunno.
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>>137319579
>>137319712
I wish I wasn't a shitter who miss rain sometimes. I fucking love repeating arrow with cost effective materials, I usually pick strafe, but even on a skill oriented build Strafe feels like a underwhelming waste of time sometimes.

I probably should experiment with AA builds one of these days too.
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>>137320512
>It's a first ban Vikings first pick Abby episode

I'm surprised that Li Ming hasn't been picked today
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MURKYBOIS
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>>137320664
talked a bit too fast
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Rip C9
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>>137320512
>Murky picked too
>>
>abathur
>murky
meme tournament
>>
>picking murky into Uther

Oh, boy. Maybe it'll work out.
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why do pros still pick march of the bronze king?
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>It's a murky afks in lane while the rest fight 4v5 episode
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>>137320652
Strafe is nice and all, but Rain is a game changer. I usually always go Rain, one good Rain in a late game team fight can completely turn the match around.

I usually go AA, but Hungering Arrow builds are fun as fuck. AA is definitely the harder build to play and I find the multishot build to be underwhelming.
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>>137321209
They're going against abathur though, who literally is "sit in a lane while your team dies in a 4v5" hero

Nothing beats that Abathur Murky game that C9 played at blizzcon
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>>137321385
All of you faggots that trash talk Murky and Abathur are sub 3k, which means you're shit and all the Murkys and Abas you see are just as shit as you.
>>
>artosis casting hots
That's all the work he has left in Korea?
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>>137321594
gota pay the rents
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>>137321575
I think that Murky and Abby are great heroes, just that most people in QM are pretty dumb and won't play them correctly
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>>137321789
>at Murky and Abby are great heroes, just that most people in QM are pretty dumb and won't play them correctly
people in QM play NO ONE correctly. It is just a bit more evident with aba and murky. At least when using murky their feeding has a less impact on the game.
>>
is murky the most creative moba hero?
>>
Why this magic missile build from li ming?
>>
>>137322608
That would be Cho'Gall
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>>137322880
hmm abathur is up there too.. kind off the main reason this game keeps me hooked the devs go out of theyre way to create different shit
>>
>chen

c9 throwing
>>
>it's a based chen episode

get hype
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>>137323635

>cucking the dragon by barrelling him back to the enemy base is throwing
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>>137323635
they walked into this Tyrande counterpick. Chen gets wrecked by those stuns

Stitches or even Tyrael would have been better.
>>
>dodges 3 skillshots and bsteps

B A S E D
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>>137323921
>>
WEW lads that barrel
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is this game better than dota
>>
>>137324713
It's a different game. They each have their own appeals.
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>>137324713
It's about the same as dota, it's dogshit.
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>>137324713
Its different.
its faster, based completely on skillshots and on teamfights while dota is more on micromanagement. in hots you actually spend a lot more time fighting than farming thank god
>>
c9 playing like a quickmatch
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>>137324713
It's certainly a lot faster
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>Chen throwing the game
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>>137324713
I used to play DotA for like a decade but i stopped for HotS.
HotS is a nice easy to learn team brawler, DotA is like a try hard farm simulator with a nice skill ceiling.
Both have their merits but the sheer amount of action in a short HotS match is for me compared to a long dragged out DotA match.
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>valla positioning
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How the fuck are you supposed to play as him?
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Why, Chen? Why?
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>>137324713
no
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>>137325415
Wait for Zealot charge to become baseline.
>>
No healer no good, Dunktrain alone couldn't sustain all that burst stun value without cleanse.
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>c9 throw
>idream being autistic
>NA embarassment
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>>137325415
Stay in the fight. Do not stop attacking. Do not stop attacking. Get Zealot Charge.
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>>137323635
called it
>>
dream is still alive boys, stop the meme drafts and get down to business
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>>137325638
>thinking chen was the reason they lost
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>>137325714
>Defending Chen
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>going solo tass every game
>>
>post yfw you first saw Dunktrain's body.
>>
>>137323635

>cloud9 gets a pick-off, making it a 5v4
>chen overextends
>dies
>tfw the bstep bm is too strong
>>
at this point idream should just kill himself, how bad do you have to be to fail at chen
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>>137325714
well he threw pretty bad when he dived 1vs3
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>>137325791
It's a damn shame with those 10/10 facial aesthetics.
>>
Overwatch movie incoming. Calling it. Within the next few years tops.
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>>137325791
Like one of those cardboard models with the hole in the head except reversed lmao
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Queen of Ass when?
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>>137326367
She is the only one that matters in that game
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>>137326420
Mercy would like a word with you
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>>137326453
>Aurora Chen
>Chen
>>
So are these teams good?
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>>137325842
>tyrande misses a stun
>idream b steps 900 times
>dies 2 seconds later
>>
>>137327292

estar is supposed to be the best

the other is literally who
>>
why are the koreans all wearing sars masks
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>koreans
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>>137327628
They live next to China which is polluting the air of that side of the planet hard
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>>137327641

>seoul
>not koreans
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>>137327628
I heard it was to stop virus transmission

Which is retarded, a piece of fabric in front of your mouth wont stop viruses from moving in or out
>>
>>137327905
I'm japanese and the main reason is to be respectful for coughing and sneezing.
Another big factor is it protects you from dry air hurting your throat.
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>>137328021
>I'm japanese and the main reason is to be respectful for coughing and sneezing
Still seems kind of pointless, it might stop saliva, which carries viruses, but like if someone coughs next to you with or without a surgical mask the odds of a virus transmission is probably decently similar

If wearing a piece of fabric over your mouth actually did anything worthwhile pathology-wise we would have all been wearing them for the past 1000 years

No comment on the dry air
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Does anyone get fps drops when they get lag?
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>>137328351
People wear them when THEY are sick. To be polite and not get others sick.
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>>137328351
http://qz.com/299003/a-quick-history-of-why-asians-wear-surgical-masks-in-public/
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>>137328351

God damn you're a retard. They're basically reusable surgeon masks. They do block most common bacterial in and out
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>>137328694
Nice post.
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>topping hero damage as Azmodan
Those globe stacks are way easier to get now.
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I love how the chinese and korean teams area like always taking sylvanas (this is on the old patch still) against the US and EU teams and just destroying them with her. Why wasn't she picked more?
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>>137328661
Yeah but like it says in the article that guy posted, they really arent going to prevent you from getting anyone else sick
>>137328859
No they dont. If they could actually block microoganisms from getting in and out you wouldnt be able to breathe through them. Thats literally what it says in that article.
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>>137329012
I remember yesterday....this happened
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>>137329071

I really don't know. I hear people talk all the time about sylvanas being shit and I just don't get it.

Her damage is decent (even better now), her ult is an aoe silence with a a huge range, and she prevents all fort and tower damage every time you are pushing.

She is fucking good.
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>it's a "one of the players on your team is 300 MMR" episode
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Wait, the first game didn't end yet?
I muted the stream after myinsanity obviously lost already
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>>137329341
Yeah, yesterday watching edward gaming destroying the second place US team niventic or whatever, their sylvanas was landing like a 3-4 person silencing arrow every time. Sonya leap into silencing arrow and they were just destroyed. Then whenever they won a team fight they would get massive pushing. She does great sustained damage and her trait is crazy, plus if you are hitting those silencing arrows you are winning team fights.
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>>137329081

you're dumb as shit, go google "surgical mask purpose" and then kill yourself. fucking IRL bronzie.
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>>137329081

>feel a sneeze coming on
>go to turn away and cover myself, if only out of courtesy, and habit
>witty, charming fellow informs me that the above doesn't do anything to prevent the spread of germs microorganisms viruses
>thank him because i had never realized, and never cover my sneezes out of courtesy ever again
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>>137329518
Not sure whats happening

Maybe the LAN crashed
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>>137329518
No they paused because one of the myinsanity people said their computer was lagging.
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>>137329081
>Surgeons use them to protect patients from their mouth-borne germs, not the other way around.

It catches pathogens on the way out.
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>>137328351
I was born with IgG deficiency subclass 1-2 and wearing a mask does prevent me from catching bugs. Before getting immunoglobulin replacement I had to wear a mask everywhere or I always ended up catching something. It wasn't a guaranteed fix but it DID lower the amount of time I spent sick.
So yes it DOES help.
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>>137329550
I mean a surgeon wearing one when he's standing over an exposed wound in a sterile enviroment is a little different from thinking wearing one on the bus because you think it'll keep you from getting the sniffles
>>137329604
Good, its not really like coughing into your elbow really does anything either. Plus im sure you've heard about the weakened immune systems and superbacteria we've been breeding because of the over sterilized enviorments we live in, but thanks japan for solving all the world's problems, we can just put a fucking sheet of cloth over our mouths and stop disease forever
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>>137329804
thanks for the clarification, aids baby
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>>137329804
But guess what? If we hadnt been pumping penicillin into everyone and wiping down everything with chlorine bleach for the past 50 years, you probably never wouldve been born with an autoimmune disease in the fucking first place
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The Chinese Aggro plays are real.
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Is myinsanity the EU #1 team?
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what the fuck happened to Illidan

If this nigger is on the enemy team he can just 2v5 my team with minimal support
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>>137331638
If you don't have a sonya or like a BW he can pretty much solo your team now.
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>>137331362
Nope, that would be Dignitas
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>>137331638
and yet if he's on my team he will keep diving into 1v3 or 1v5 fights CONSTANTLY
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>buying li-ming one day after ban-patch release
i think i have made a mistake luckily it was only on my smurf
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Varian in HotS when?
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>137331826
Oh okay, I was going to say they looked like they were completely outclassed.
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>>137332292
do we even have a gnome yet?
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>>137332365
Mekkatorque on a gyrocopter has been previewed at Blizzcon a long time ago.
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>>137332292
When are they releasing Tyrande again? She is so cute
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>Gillyweed casting games when there isn't a Sonya with Leap.

Why even bother watching?
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>>137332420
You mean when are they going to release a skin for Tyrande in a skimpy dress? Hopefully soon.
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So did Cloud 9 get knocked out? I just got in.
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nerf mvp black
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>second time playing vikings in quick memes after like a year
>enemy team has illidan, zeratul, hammer and morales

i didn't feel like having a good time anyways
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>>137332548
That too, but having multiple tyrande heroes in the game is fine too, maybe have her more like her hero from wc3.
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>>137332551
Not out yet, but the Chinks are outplaying them. Seriously, so many EU/NA teams are picking Tyrande/Tassadar as a solo support against Chinese teams. I guess they can work solo in general but the Chinese teams are so fucking aggressive that I don't think you can go all in on your support pick like that.
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>>137332551

got knocked to loser's bracket by #2 china team
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>>137325607
mostly flip the shitty pest characters (bw, morales, hammer) as much as possible and make plays with your heroics. he should probably be rated hard between the edge of death nature and the global abilities.

>>137329012
always been easy for pros. harder with randoms that don't care

>>137329071
maw>silence. sylv is outpushed or easily bullied too
valla's escape>>sylv escape; valla outsingle-targets her by a lot too and doesn't lose too much ground by melting towers and MSing waves. usually not going to be ignored or left alone enough for her trait to close the gap.

she's not good enough to squeeze into double support or double warrior comps. gets run off or blown up by mosts assassins so she's left as more of a strategic pick (as opposed to part of common brawling for kills team) or a niche (troll) pick where you are confident against the other team comp.

>>137332709
tass really feels like a free win when you aren't afraid to just dump abilities at unshielded people.
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china teams playing each other on the secondary stream with gillyweed and grubby
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>>137329012

>get into a qm
>tassa and johanna offer to lane with me to help me build stacks
>happy nipple ring crab
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Is Kael's flamestrike quest even worth it? Is Mana Addict objectively the best lvl 1 talent?
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>>137333116
>SNIBETI SNAB
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>Kerrigan pick
>In 2016

Don't know what the Korean meta is smoking but I'll have some.
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WHOA kerrigan getting picked, this is exciting.
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>kerrigan with the quad kill before minion waves meet

good grief korean hots is best hots
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>>137333225
5 KILLS 1 MINUTE HOLY SHIT
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Even with an absolute garbage team Abathur is king. I can't even imagine trying to main anything else.
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>tfw kerrigan is viable meta if you're korean with 300+ apm
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These kerrigan jumps are so good, she closed so much distance with the minions to combo falstad there.
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>>137333335
Even my QM teams aren't this bad
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rekt
REKT
WOW

TNL got destroyed
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Why are these teams even playing in the same tournament?
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>landing full kerrigan combo on three people

that was

beautiful
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>Its like when you ban a hero so your team doesn`t pick him
Based Dreadnought
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this gook etc has ulted literally zero times
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dat team wipe
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Did I see wrong or did that Falstad miss his ulti twice?
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EDG - 1 eStar - 1
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fuck tyrandes ass is fat
holy shit
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Guys i just play 8 games as Dehaka today, i will become a meme?
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>>137336078
you collect essence, nothing more, nothing less.
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So is this match the Xul patch, or are they using Dehaka patch?
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>>137336552
pre Dehaka patch on a private tournament server.
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>>137336296
essence, must change, evolve.

one live, one die.
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Is Dehaka + BW + Illi + Aba + Falstad the new memeteam?
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>>137336886
you could swap Abathur out for other memers like ETC with Stage Dive or Zagara with Nydus,
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>>137200041

Yeah, background noise, sounds going on and off and shit.

OGN League have production quality.

Doesnt mean Hots will.
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>>137306362
Phase Shift Cooldown at 1
Increased Healing with Pixie dust at 4
Healing Mist cooldown reduction w/ abilities at 7, or cleanse if you trust yourself with it
10 Blink Heal
13 Ability reduction on Pixie Dust
16 Critterize
20 situational, pick w/e u think you're good at
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>>137337148
>Phase Shift Cooldown at 1
>not picking up Bribe for meme plays
you're missing out on all the fun.
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>>137337148
I prefer Peekaboo at 4, phase shift shield at 7, greater poly at 16 and wyrmhole on 20.

Double wyrmhole increases your healing and mobility/escape potential significantly.
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>>137337352
Building around Phase Shift is also a completely viable option as well.

I feel like Critterize/Greater Poly are equally as good.
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wow what a start, Mac fucking killin' it with Carry'gin
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dragon spire is the most garbage map and if you disagree you're a dumb nigger
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>>137337604
Dragon Shire* needs shotcalling and teamwork to coordinate capturing the shrines, Something you probably lack since you don't have any friends to play with.
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>Gilly
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EDG beats eStar 2-1 boys
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>dat palm deny
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So I haven't played since beta, is zeratul still the best hero in the game?
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>>137337681
I have one friend I play hots with, so my only experience with it is random retards in qm
I just wish there was a way to prioritize maps like in csgo or something
it would also be great if there were a map veto system in ranked
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>>137338078
No but he's still top 4 easily
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>>137338078
They nerfed Mageatul and his VP, but still top tier
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>Kerrigan being played
>that palm deny
>that Greymane doublekill, ending the game
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Any brackets for this shit championship around a dead game?
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>137338374
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/heroes/2016_Heroes_of_the_Storm_Global_Championship/Spring
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>>137338273
That was a sick game. Zuna can only play like 4 heroes but I think he's great with Greymane.

That Kerrigan play was fantastic
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>Illidan's been fixed
>gets hyped, starts playing again
>I win every single 1v1, and most 1v2 fights

I like to tell myself that all that time playing bad Illidan is paying off.
but deep down I know he's just broken
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just shelled out some shekels for Dehaka.
Damn he has the best animation for hearthing, perfecting for b-stepping.
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>Focusing Johanna in the mosh put
"""""""""""""""""""""pro""""""""""""""""""""" hots
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>>137338929
Illidan (especially with the hunt) is wrecking QM right now. He's great against unorganized teams.

In Hero League? He probably can't do shit unless the whole team is based around him and the other team drafted poorly
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>>137339565
it's not the fact that they focuses Johanna that was the worst part, it's that ETC was too thirsty to dive the wall looking for a fight that was not in their favor.
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Is it just me or is fan like in really good shape
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What's with all the trannys in hots tournaments?
not complaining, but still
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cloud 9 going to lose this first match again because of a meme artanis draft

they just don't fucking learn
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>He's a very good Abathur player
Why do the casters always pretend Abathur takes skill? You literally do nothing but place mines, soak, and press R every 30 seconds
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>>137339964
fan is in average shape, he just looks amazing next to all of teammates who will probably have hypertension by the time they hit 25
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Who here FANbois?
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>>137340317

you know nothing
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>>137340192
???? that's a guy, isn't it?
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>>137340358
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