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Being Jesus is Hard Work edition

>Whats New:
HotS is out of beta:
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20063493/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-march-29-2016-3-29-2016

>where do I find you panda-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>Do you faggots have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/

Previously, on /hotsg/ : >>137006149
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>your battlenet account has been locked
should I be worried?
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Any tips for a hots beginner? I'm on a bit of a losing streak at the moment.
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>>137199257
what did you do?
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>>137199352

>negative mmr
we senjinn now
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>>137199352
Maybe not play Morales?
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top 10 for cutest hero
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>137199041
World Championships start in about 20 minutes (plus however long the pre-show will be)

twitch tv blizzheroes (main stage)
twitch tv blizzard (second stage)

It's in Korea, there'll be some of that OGN production value.

Bracket and caster info if you want it: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/heroes/2016_Heroes_of_the_Storm_Global_Championship/Spring
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>>137199352
How?!

HotS was the first moba I ever played and I never even peered into this MMR hell you call your home. I guess you should watch steams to get a bit better.
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Where the FUCK is Superman!?!
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XTH FOR KINKY!
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>>137199352

are you playing morales as an assassin or a tank?
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>>137200482

kink bug is best bug
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>>137199352

That's a rough go, friend.

I'm not really sure. Any chance you could share a score screen, at the least? Or a replay, perhaps?
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Don’t forget to claim the new portrait! Yeah I know it’s no that great
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Is this guy drunk or something?
he looks out of it.
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>that white screen before the loading screen
for what purpose? I have to literally look away everytime I find a match now
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>>137201852

he's reading off a teleprompter (badly) because they're in korea
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>>137201769
>using anything other than scrub knight
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>>137201852
He's just clearly not used to public speaking.
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>>137201769
>green thrall portrait
no ty
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Good grief is Dunktrain hefty.

I really couldn't ever tell from his face.
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CHING CHONG DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SQUINTY VALLA WHERE YOU AT
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>This fucking announcer
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>>137201769

Did we ever figure out how long you have to be watching for?
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>we will show you no mercy
wew lad
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>tfw look up some of the pros mmr
>its the same as I am and they duo q
>tfw no 4 competent friends to play with

If all you fuckers weren't shitters this would be easy
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STRAM WHERE
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TEEEEEEEEM
DIGINITAAAAA
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>>137202617

Twitch, Blizzheroes.

>rip arthelon
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>>137202323
>Arthelon
".........analo!"
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>Arthelon
>...
>idunnou!
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>>137202279

>squinty valla

BEST GIRL
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>team fat
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You are banned from talking in blizzheroes for 1576 more seconds

all I did was call the announcer a slanty eyed fuck, how is that ban worthy?
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>>137203210

H A T E C R I M E
A
T
E
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>>137200291
>>137201175

I'm trying to do the Hero League grind, but I've but been stuck at rank 46 for a while now.
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>>137203210

cursing is an instaban, as is saying the word 'tranny' among other things
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>english casters mute

epig

>>137203210
Racism is a big no no in our multicultural, diverse, and progressive society anon. It's 2016!
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>>137204353
Its okay you can just suffer the forced 50 percent winrate with solo q like me and cry instead. I'd honest prefer being low rank now
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i just have a raging cocklust over big strong futa girls, their big muscles dominating me, and their big girlcocks filling me.

is that gay?
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>>137204594
wasn't grubby supposed to cast?
literally the only reason I'd bother watching

is there really no english feed?
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>>137204353
Jesus dude, go watch some streams and youtube guides.
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Holy fucking shit do I want the Cancerdan craze to fucking die already. That stupid nigger literally takes less skill to play than Cho
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>>137199352

Dont ever, ever, play Abathur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDpbhbLnXdE
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>banned for 10 minutes for saying gook
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SUPERIOR ASIAN CASTING, VOICE STRONK
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>>137204854
>Illidan dives 1v5
>Walks out with a kill and more health than he went in with

I feel you.
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Will they ever add Arturus Mengsk?
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>>137205021
>who plays this retarded hero
STAY SALTY
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How long do I have to be watching for portrait ?
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>>137205284
He's on the list
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>>137205021

>Don't play Abathur

Yeah, I agree. Especially if you aren't already extremely familiar with the game.

It just isn't likely you'll ever be doing your team a disservice by not being able to play him. I just don't think he's worth the effort, especially if you're new.

>>137205430

I spent fewer than ten minutes watching the first stream on one of my five accounts, and they all ended up getting the portrait. So, you're probably safe to just stay tuned in for a few minutes.
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>>137205239
I wouldn't have a problem if the faggot had ACTUAL MANA COSTS. But NOPE, he's the fucking Katarina/Garen/Whatever the fuck resourceless cancer shit Riot games designed next of Heroes with a fuckton of body blocking and YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
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REMINDER NAVENTIC ARE OUR GUYS
https://twitter.com/NVT_Kenma/status/351483137978671107

https://twitter.com/NVT_Kenma/status/351483137978671107

https://twitter.com/NVT_Kenma/status/351483137978671107
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>>137205690

Nice, dude.

>this stream audio tho like what


>>137205648

CDR and lifesteal with his basics seem like a bit much, honestly.
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>>137205852
Blizzard doesn't know how to isolate audio feeds
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>>zuna level 20 stitches irl
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>>137206114
Blizzard isn't in charge of the production for this, OGN is.
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>>137200041
that background noise is unbearable
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>BR eSports
>BRs
Go Big Gods!
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Koreans are so hype that they drown out American casters

Can't they get into a soundproof booth or something?
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holy shit now that was a fucking stomp
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>>137207778
wrong pic
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>>137203105
Fan is the only one who won't die of a heart attack by age 30
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>>137207849
no, OGN is too retarded to have any sort of quality broadcast
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>kt gets mad at illidan for dying to stupid shit
>illidan starts throwing
>kt realizes that illidan is throwing and he starts throwing too
>its only ~level 7
every fucking qm game always goes like this for me
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>>137199351
Lmao
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Valla HYPE

You gotta go for that frost shot+executioner combo
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Where the FUCK is Arthas update??!
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This stream is unbearable thanks to the horrendous audio. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

That one zoom in on the koreans during the BR massacre was hilarious though
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>queue with rank 40 friend
>master skin abathur on our team
>goes push build
>stays in nexus for the entire game
How can someone be so bad with a character for so long?
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>>137208968
>8:24
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8:24 WIN

Holy shit
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8 minute game

explain yourself hotards
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What's with matching the Korean team against AI?
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come to think about it, I don`t remember ever seeing BRs in the game, ever
A lot of fellow spics, sure, but never hue`s
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BEH
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>>137210363
Do you play in the BR server? I guess they stay there, I have not seen one yet ingame
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BEH
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BEEH
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>beautiful bush rotations
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>>137209856
>>137209860
>>137209912
>>137209965
>expecting anything else from brazil farmer boys
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>>137211150
Never forget the German Blitz of 2014
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>watch hots tournament
>tune in for overwatch movie
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>queue for HL
>alt-tab and wait for queue to pop with sound on
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tonight I learned to respect Dehaka if I'm playing a melee assassin.

Because he will fuck you.

I will continue to laugh at him while playing ranged characters.
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>>137208706
Valla' my favorite target for Aba's symbiote
>reach level 4
>25% attack speed bonus
>watch valla just shred enemy assassins
>have skulathur skin
>skull floating above valla just laughs at enemies dying left and right
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I wan to hug Dehaka, he looks so squishy!
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>>137212439
I laugh everytime I see someone with the mech Dehaka skin.

They actually spent real shekels on a cosmetic for a shit character
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>Malf types out 840

What does it mean?
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>>137211508
G N A D E N L O S
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>>137212858
prob something to do with cooldowns
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>>137212858
How many times he made Tyrande squirt while Illidan was imprisoned
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>>137212858
2 x 420 = 840
double blazed?
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>>137212858
Tyrande is CUTE!!!
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>>137213110
Do you get twice as high in the emerald dream? That would explain why he spent 10,000 years there while Tyrande was left by herself
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>Illidumbs think they can outduel Sonya now

Thanks for the free mmr
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http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20063493/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-march-29-2016-3-29-2016
Nope.
Nothing done to match making or communist game design.
Game still not worth playing.

>>137199352
Quit.
This game is a joke.
It doesn't accommodate competitive players and the gold situation is ridiculous for casuals.

Hear my words.
You'll hit a brick wall once the bonus gold from player level and lv5 heroes runs out.
If you manage to push though that, you'll hit another brick wall when you own all heroes and only novelty remaining is future hero releases.

50% chance of garbage and waiting another 30days
50% chance they're OP and you have fun for 1 day, maybe 1 week
0% chance it changes a god damn thing.
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>play through Spires of Arak in WoW
>realize Terokk is genuinely way cooler than Dehaka and would be much more fun to play
fug
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>>137207849
post all
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Focus Morales REEEEE
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>mfw they have to viewbot this hard
I mean, I love the game but come on blizzard, it couldn't be more obvious.
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>>137216294
Murky is truly, the best hero
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>15k people
>chat moving this slowly

kek
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if I got permabanned in blizzheroes chat, will I still get the portrait for watching?
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>>137216665
what portrait
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>>137216194
all my cute Jaina pics or that artist?
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>>137216497
>>137216571

>people link twitch open stream then go to bed

Or is that unreasonable?
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>>137216792
see
>>137201769

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20042978/watch-heroes-esports-and-earn-two-new-portraits-2-24-2016
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like an angel
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>banning valla
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>>137217000
can't you just contact support after the fact and say you watched it but didn't get them after it's over?
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>dubstep and shitty casters
please make it stop
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>literally the same hero picks over and over again
>pros don't realize that illidan, tychus and sylvanas are actually good now
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>>137217125
there isn't a support to contact.

the only thing you can do is post in their forum and hope someone sees it. That's what happened last time.

I actually didn't get my portrait from the last event until today...
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>>137217293
>he doesnt realise they are playing on the pre-29th march patch

lmaoin at uu
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>>137217293
Are they using the current patch? Can't watch
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>>137217412
Fuck, stopped watching it then
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>>137216294
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What does this mean?
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Friendly reminder that Nova is god awful at her job.
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>>137218236
It means you need to git gud
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>>137218489

I'm trying, I'm hovering around the same MMR now and slowly climbing. I always play my best heroes.
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I love watching these gooks get shrekd by NA and EU
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>>137215565

Huh. Pretty spot on, actually. I've just been logging on every now and again to clear dailies for new Heroes, master skins, etc.

I wonder if it would even be possible to move away from the communism model, though. I'd love for them to, the team experience system feels dreadful, but how could they do it?
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>>137219140
they said they want to add quest talents to as many heroes as possible. that could give individual players more power.
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for gucci
from that nigga Ot
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Cutest feet in /vg/
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>>137219483

>raynor pls come to objective you've laned for first two
>muh seasoned marksman

Yeah, perhaps. I don't know, though. Sort of feels as though it's too late to do individual experience, last hits, shop stuff.

Anything other than this communism team experience system, honestly.
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>>137219881
>>137219794
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Just emptied my piss bottles time to put it in my butt with my feet
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>>137219905
sounds like you want hots to be just another lol/dota clone. whay would you want that?
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>>137219881
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Titty scarf lady
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>>137220573
Schwarzgeist detected
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>>137219794
>>137219881
>>137220007
>>137220459
PLZ NO
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This is a good meme
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On an actual hots related note, someone explain to me why medic is second most banned hero currently.
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>>137221331
What is Stimmed preparations man
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>>137213089
Not many. He was sleeping all the time.
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>>137221331
FOCUS MORALES REEEEEE
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>>137220746
Lmfao
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>>137221331

In my experience it's mostly just people who can't deal with her crazy output, and are too scared to dive her.

MMR isn't terribly high, though. Perhaps this is just a thing in Bronze, or whatever this is.

>>137220421
Because, perhaps, they're games worth cloning. I don't see this team experience system working in a solo queue environment.

I'd like for individuals performing well to have more power, not see it evenly distributed throughout their team.

Actually, I'd settle for a season 1 at this point, even if it has dysfunctional MMR. Still in preseason. No reason to play ranked.
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>>137222053
She's only #1 ban in bronze, but then stays second all the way up to plat. It's probably the fact that there are more people below plat than there are above that she maintains as high a ban count as she does on the overall.
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>>137222053
why not play the lol/dota then? why play a game with a concept that you dislike so much and will never get radically changed?
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>>137222483

'Gotcha. In my recent placement games she seemed to be the go-to support usually, even over Rehgar.

>>137222574

Oh, I am. Put Heroes on the back burner until they sort out their issues. I log on every day to check for the ripe dailies, though. Otherwise they're just left to pile up.
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Should I buy Thrall, Greymane or Tyrande?
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>Enemy first picks Illidan.
>Responded with Muradin, divine storm Uther and blind/shrink Ray spec Li Li.

Total overkill, but it was so fun.

He came in 10th on damage with 13k.
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>>137223471
greymane for most FUN
tyrande for most ASS
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>>137223471
Tyrande.
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>>137223719

he was not prepared
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>>137223471

Yes, yes and yes.

Tyrande first because she's the most fun support. And her winrates on the way back up after the Rehgar nerfs.
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>>137223471

Three Heroes that do pretty different things.

Tyrande is a very aggressive healer than needs to land her stun in order to be a worthwhile pick, coupled with the vulnerability. Being smart with owls doesn't hurt, either.

Thrall is a pretty solid all-around damage-dealer. He has sustained damage, burst damage, strong Heroic(s), and fantastic lane sustain.

Greymane is a lot of fun, feels to have a bit of outplay potential, immense burst, poke, fantastic dive, but lacks any form of sustain. You're also very susceptible to being blown up when diving, unless you've got the enemy team on the back foot.

Not the best summaries, but I tried. It's a little hard when people ask for opinions about radically different Heroes.

tldr; Tyrande very offensive, relatively weak heals. Thrall is all-around good, but gets a bit dull, I think. Gryemane is very fun, lots of damage, mobility, etc. Zero sustain, though.
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>>137223927

l-lewd
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wow....the team with green jesus won.....woah....takl about a mind...surprise
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Done with this shit game

How hard is it not to pick 2 tanks in HL?

garbage dead game
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>>137201868
Because you're entering the storm
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>>137223927

>tfw she still doesn't have facial animation

>>137224136

>people are expected to fill any role in ranked play
>everybody is mediocre at everything
>more than fair share of people are silent, don't hover and refuse to fill

It's a shame, because I really like a lot of the Heroes, and how the game feels to play. ;-;
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Is Dehaka worth buying?
I have 17k gold and I'm not sure if I want to save for a master skin or just collect essence.
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Naventic couldn't win with li-ming, xul and falstad it's over for them
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>>137223927
>i got banned for posting a pic of an overwatch hero with a nice ass in a thong
>this is OK though

Fucking mods
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>>137224252
Iv'e gone to rank 1 to 5 because shitters don't know how to draft.
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>>137224376
post it again i want to see
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>>137224098
So?
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Any tychus players here?

I dinked around with builds today and went 5-1 once I nailed a good build down.

How do you guys build him
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>>137224416
only constant xD
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>>137224431

You totally can't see butthole
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>>137224280

What, for 15,000?

I don't think he looks bad by any means, but you would probably be best off waiting another week for him to be reduced in price, friend. After which I'd say he's almost definitely worth the purchase.

>>137224416

>abathur first pick
>spider tomb
>silent whole game, doesn't soak, doesn't leave base
>goes for regenerative microbes full shield/split-push build
>picks monstrosity ult, and uses it in lane where sylvanas is instantly clearing his pushes
>we lose a few minutes in
>gg couldnt carry -abathur

I've honestly just given up on ranked play. Tried so many times to go into it very level-headed, blame everything on myself, focus solely on improving. I just can't do it in this game. Feels like a bloody coin flip every single game.

>>137224620

>queue game, smash other team because they're shit, not because we're even slightly good
>queue another game, same deal, happens another 2-3 games
>role reversal, same thing happens to me, have a twelve death tyrande who is using her abilities on minions, who says "jaja" after she gets ganked every minute

Winning is fine. Losing is fine. But it honestly just feels as though they pair people up with each other to maintain a 50/50 win/loss.
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>watch HoN videos I used to like
>feel like playing
>play like 5 games
>it's been 4 hours

Holy fuck. I could have played like 20 hots games
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Who is a strong hero I can solo carry my team with in HL?
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>>137221006
agreed very professional
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Just hit 20
Took me long enough
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>>137225314
greymane, li-ming, xul
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>>137223927
>>137224436
ASSS
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>>137225314

Something with kill potential, I imagine.

Thrall, Sonya, Valla, Li-Ming, Greymane, Falstad, Xul, (old) Kael'thas?

I've had the most success on Heroes able to out-right kill things. Some Heroes, like Raynor, Zagara, don't have the lockdown to secure kills without sufficient poke prior, and just rely on people sticking around for you to out-auto, or out-stutterstep them. Most of the above Heroes are also able to siege pretty well, allowing you to push down towers, falls and forts when you get a double kill in your lane.
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>>137212810
Being poor isn't something to be proud of
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>>137225541
I got 2 heroes to 9 and got bored

jesus christ
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>>137224080
Thanks anon, and everyone else who replied, going with Tyrande, hopefully my skillshot game is strong.
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>>137226072
You'll never understand the gold rings like i do
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What the fuck do you do when your team cannot possibly win team fights or get the objective in Cursed Woods? I seriously don't know what the fuck to do in this situation because even if i try to push lanes, it doesn't fucking matter because they can just come up and gank me.

Please, I'll take any advice because I'm hopeless, this game is absolutely fucking unwinnable.
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What's a good Skillidan build right now?
hot slogs hasnt updated yet
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I was saving up to buy kael'thas, but honestly what's the fucking point, seems like they only made him worse this patch.
I think i'll buy someone else instead.
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>>137227074
Filter for last 7 days (current build), it should be fine.
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>>137228812
cheers famalamadingdong
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ur a big god
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>literally an 8 game loss streak

i'm so fucking sick of this game and its matchmaking

oh but of course, it's always my fault, no game is unwinnable, i'm the only constant right? i can't blame the brightwing that runs into melee range trying to 1v1 illidan and doesnt cast any spells or the illidan that goes hard 24/7 and ends up with 8 deaths within 10 minutes of game oh and dont forget the dogshit cho'gall that despite having at least level 10 mastery and a master skin plays the fucking hero like they've never done it before

it's me

it's only me
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>>137230343
what heroes do you play? can you post hotslogs?
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>>137230343
>i'm the only constant right?
No. You're the only variable.
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All of Valla's talents seem viable. Are there any that I should stay away from?

Grenades, Caltrops, cost effective materials, lvl 20 stun upgrade all seem bad, but everything else seems nice
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>>137230343
ONLY CONSTANT
GIT GUD
LITERAL BRONZE
DONT PLAY SHIT HEROES
FORCED 5-aw fuck, I'm sorry anon.
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>>137225541
>playing long enough to get a hero to 20 and still being rank 22
What's it like being more inept than 14 year olds?
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Holy shit this game is fucking terrible to watch.

Once a team gets an advantage it just comes down to whether they fuck up big time or not.
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>>137231743
>fuck up big time

They dont need to fuck up big time. All it takes for a whole level of xp when you're down is a hero kill. It's retarded
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>>137231743
That's been an issue with the game since Alpha. Once you have a lead, and your team is not retarded, you WILL maintain that lead and continue to take all objectives. The only thing they can do is attempt to take something at the opposite end of the map, or try to run circles around your team getting soak until they can fight again.

They need to up the Underdog Exp bonus more or something, because as it stands, it basically just forces you into doing nothing but avoiding fights for the next like 8 minutes until they hit 16 or so and their exp gain slows down massively, allowing you time to catch up. It's no better than the long as fuck laning phases in other MOBAs.
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>>137231827
They real "score board" isn't XP it's buildings.
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>quickmeme
>get matched with retards
>lose
>write angry post on 4chan about my dumb team
>feel better about self
>Q into QM again
>repeat

I love this game
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>>137231912
There is no solution. In dota there are a million timings where a team can make a comeback.
Maybe your big initiator finally got his blink dagger. Maybe your support has gotten a key level. Maybe you managed to play defensive enough to secure space for your carry to farm.

In hots everything always progresses linearly cause it's only ever XP and it's the same for everyone.
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Why are we talking about heroes of the storm? Post more feet
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I did just as awful as they did but holy shit, I never want to play this game again.
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>>137232813
How does that even happen?
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>Kael and Tychus are the two lowest winrate heroes
Fully expecting incremental buffs for Kael every small patch and nothing for Tychus

Gotta keep muh mages viable
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>>137232813
dude.
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>>137231671
roommate demolished my rank because i did my placements with him.
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>>137233828
>>137234206
I don't know either. Though not quite as extreme, this garbage keeps happening to me every other game and I'm seriously about to lose my damn mind.
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>>137232349
Every MOBA ever until the end of time.
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>>137234794
Q with people who arent shitters
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Bitches get STITCHES
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>It's an "Illidan fights 1v5" episode
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>feet of the storm
why
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>>137204353
main sylvannas. play like our guy sham. you'll eventually get to rank 20 or so, whilst still being negative mmr
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Where in hell do you guys find all the toxicity written itt? Over 1500 games play (rank 3 shitter) and I get only slight hints of it in every 50th game or so, and even than its nothing even remotely as bad as some people describe it.

Is this 3k+ or sub 2k MMR thing or something?
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>>137237958
It's definitely more common at lower MMRs because of the whole Dunning-Kruger thing.
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>chink and gook rekt everyone
Hope C9 and Dig save the day.
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>>137238238
>dunning kruger worse at low mmr than 3k+
lolnah people hit rank 1 and think they're on par with Cloud 9
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So is there a general consensus on the Tychus rework yet? Not sure why they gave him a trait built on the shittiest part of him, but he doesn't seem unplayable. Still, if you want a ranged auto attacker wouldn't Raynor or Valla be better? He doesn't even get any talents for Overkill until 13.
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>>137238476
The bottom end of rank 1 is like 2.8k, not 3k. Also, I've seen people bragging about fucking plat mmr in this thread, and that's even lower.
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>Win 4 games
>Next 4 games put retarded niggers who cant stop diving 1v5
Forced 50 is a myth :^)
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>>137238859
>who cant stop diving 1v5
don't forget when they blame you for their death
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Holy shit the Engrish coming from this announcer.
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>>137231401
Build into Q, W or Basic attack. Don't try taking a bit of everything, commit to one solid build.
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How do I play Xul? Stay in lane or join teamfights?
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>>137238859
>team???
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>>137223927
>>137224436
>>137225731
Is this legal?
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>>137239145
Play him like an Assassin.
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>Garden of Terror QM
>play Abathur, sole job of team is to pilot Terror
>knock down forts/keeps left and right
>feels goodman
>Enemy terror just dropping pots and leaving
People need to read the patch notes
Also, the changes in Terror have made that map stupid long. Played on it twice and both matches have gone on for 30+ minutes
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The audio in this restream is gold. No sound, then only korean, then low english on top of the korean, then some guy puts on some guitar music over it and it just runs like that for a while.
Good times!
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>>137239724
Reading this post made me realize that since the patch I haven't once played on Garden of Terror. Kinda weird.
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>>137239724
Yeah, that makes sense. It's especially stupid considering how the long the matches went on even before the patch.
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Where the FUCK is S U P E R M A N?
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>>137242170
>>137241468
>>137240961
>>137240854
Filtered
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>>137242212
Whatever Delores Adkins
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>>137242212
>namefagging
you're not better at all
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>>137242212
Shut the fuck up Delores, no one gives a fuck about you. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>137242212
>>137242272
>>137242327
Haven't looked at the date yet have we?
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>>137242212
Delores plz
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>>137242383
thats such a George thing to post. I bet you think Anub'Arak is bad too...
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>>137242383
What sort of name is Billy George? Shut the fuck up.
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>>137242591
>Billy George
>>137242486
I'm a motherfucking gymnast bitch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_George_(gymnast)
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>>137242591
Probably some Hillbilly name. Bet he had sex with his cousins.
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>>137242852
das gay son
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This is Misha speaking.
AMA
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>>137243387
do you like rexxar sending you off to certain death all the time, "viola ortega"
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>>137243531
You got fooled m8.
How would a bear be even able to type?
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>>137243387
>Misha speaking
Sure thing, viola. Do you dream about being scolded by a huge half ogre?
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So, are we entering the age of blink privilege? Since they are removing it from heroes that actually need it (Jaina) and releasing heroes with even more OP versions?

Tracer looks completely broken on first sight. Its Li meme all over again.
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>>137243739
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>>137243719
They'd just need to be beary precise with their inputs.
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>tfw you will never stimdrone a good sgt hammer
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>>137244425
I've heard they got extinct
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>mfw team thinks we can win against a five stack as all solo Qs
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>>137245376
Sometimes those five stacks are pretty fucking bad players
Don't give up before starting the match, man
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>>137245376
Who the fuck made that picture? The statue isn't even from bronze age...
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