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Dokkan nowhere to be found.
Snapping Homura's neck while she's eating meat!
I love Ikaruga!
I want to pat Minori on the head and bake her a cake!
ronpa butt
>>137179527
Gonna punch it.
Appreciating Hanabi!
>>137179359
The best fireworks have a slow buildup to a strong finish.
I love my NEET
The Dokkan is Slowkan.
>>137179642
Gonna fuck it.
>>137180067
You can't do that. Despite what she says, Kafuru is only a little girll, not a mature woman.
>>137180067
Why is he fucking a baby?
Reminder that Murasaki is a haremfag!
She does not deserve a loving and loyal anon!
Reminder to always love your lonely, Christmas Cake sensei!
Pierce the heavens with her tits!
Sister Shiki!
>>137180472
I bet she's a succubus in disguise
>>137180256
No roleplaying gaijin will ruin my waifu for me.
>>137180459
Daidouji will take care of her.
The holy senran
>>137180168
Because it's awwwright
>>137180256
Aren't we all?
It's impossible to love one senran
>>137180784
*The holy shit
FTFY
>>137180130
You can't stop me!
>>137180925
Speak for yourself, we aren't degenerates
>>137180925
We know it's you, AmericanAnon! Don't try to trick us by taking your name off!
>>137181008
Uh, what.
Is this church another set from those gameshows from Nickelodeon that have the slime in them.
>>137180939
Exactly!
Your first thought would be "Holy Shit! She's gorgeous!"
>>137181008
Jesus, look at all that cum. Lewdest card, fucking slut.
>>137181231
I mean shit as in poop, anon
>>137179359
She ran out of matches. The dokkan show will be postponed momentarily
>>137181008
That is the semen of all the men who fapped to Yumi.
>>137180784
>>137181008
>>137181231
>getting ejaculated on by God
God is lewd!
>>137181236
I would to love togakinside Yumi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR3PZTRxHDU
Is the tournament still going to happen?
How would you explain bebe-tan to your parents if you brought Murasaki over for dinner?
>>137181828
I don't think they care as long as I finally got a gf
BEEP BEEP BEST WIFE COMING THROUGH
What's up with with the impure senrans getting nun cards?
>>137181828
>Alright look, I'm not going to sugar coat it, but my girlfriend had a few things "happen" to her so she carries this doll around whenever she goes for emotional support.
>You don't have to pretend it doesn't exist, and you don't have to pretend it's normal, but just be nice about it and maybe play along if she wants you to talk to it.
>>137182010
I have released my righteous boobage unto the house of God!
>>137182427
I'm gonna commit a sin all over and inside that body.
>>137182236
It would be more cute and less creepy if Bebe-tan wasn't so ugly! I mean I hate to say it, but it's true.
>>137182642
Bebe-tan is more attractive than Murasaki.
>>137182642
I'll just pretend I didn't hear that.
[angry Romanian shouting]
>>137181828
How would your parents react if you brought home a girl with tits each bigger than her head?
I know for a fact that my dad would have one of "proud dad" looks on his face 24/7
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>137182427
>>137181791
>>137181231
>>137181008
>>137180784
>>137180472
>>137182010
>BIG TIT NUNS COMMIT SACRILEGE ALL OVER CHURCH'S FACE
>>137182236
I'd probably end up getting in an argument with Bebe.
>>137182642
You mean Murasaki is ugly right?
>>137182954
[crying canadian apologizing]
>>137182642
You shut your whore mouth before I ram my futomaki down it.
>>137182642
I'd hate to see what you call a 10/10
I love Asuka! Every Thread!
Fuck I'm extremely late to this thread.
>>137183275
Um, maybe one of Mirai's stuffed animals?
How were Imu and Hikage at the same school if Imu is four years older than Hikage?
>>137183358
Asuka is so cheery because her boyfriend Baseball-kun gives her regular dickings behind the scenes!
>>137183991
You mean her girlfriend Homura!
We're so close to #700.
>>137183843
Imu was a third year while Hikage joined as a first year
then Miyabi died and Imu left to take care of her for two years
When Imu and Miyabi returned to finish their third years, Hikage had advanced to third year herself (before obviously leaving)
>>137182217
I don't know if I like miko Seimei or nun Seimei more
HOLY SHIT!
What has Bashou been eating?
>>137184409
>Imu was a third year while Hikage joined as a first year
That's my point, Imu was two years ahead of Hikage in school but is four years older.
>>137184225700 Mirais
>>137183991
>>137184139
Asuka is mine. I won't let baseball-fag or Homura take her from me!
>>137184636
That's the spirit, Anon.
>>137184608
That's too many Mirai's!
>>137184139
Homu has a boyfriend she picked up while she was working her moving job! He takes her out on steak dinner dates!
>>137184636
Asuka and Homura are married! MARRIED!
>>137184532
No way she matches her measurements.
>>137184732
One Mirai is too many.
>>137184601
Hikage is 18 and Imu is 21, that should work out fine when you work out by how many years and months Imu is older than Hikage (it's not like they have the same birthdays).
Either way, that's what it is.
>>137184532
uhhhhthicker.jpg
>>137184854
One Mirai is just right.
>>137184532
Plenty of meat
>>137184840
Thank goodness that isn't canon.
>>137184968
No more Mirai! Down with Mirai!
So, out of Ed, Edd, and Eddie here, who do you all like best playstyle wise, or in general?
>>137184532
She's a big girl.
>>137185187
That may not be but this sure is.
>>137185306
But YumixAsuka is more canon. Sun and Moon
>>137185263UU
UU
>>137184968
What do you think would happen if there were suddenly two Mirais?
Would they get along? The two Hikages get along pretty well.
>>137184532
The lesson is if you're a Yamato, then you grow.
>>137185559
Look a slutty squid!
>>137185201
It's too late! Mirai's influence has become so great that nothing can stop her reign now!
Wait a minute how long have these plus signs been here
I don't understand
>>137185730
I'll stop her, I'm not afraid!
>>137185559
Hibari a shit
>>137185730
Nothin' a good spray bottle can't solve.
>>137185770
maybe she's really tiny so by contrast those measurements are huge on her?
I love Haruka! Period!
>>137185953
>83-56-80
>shorter than Bashou, so proportionally curvier
Welcome to New Wave, where the girls aren't real and the measurements don't matter
That's right, the measurements are just like Kiriya and Daidouji
>>137185770
welcome to new wave enjoy your off model models.
>>137185669
Now why would you say that?
>>137185927
But she's Takaki's favorite. You wouldn't want to piss off the God of Senrans, would you?
>>137186147
Its funny how Ryoubi was the first person to actually bring up size in any of the games.
>>137185837
You can try, but it won't be long until you give in to Mirai and start wearing an eyepatch and a Gothic Lolita dress too! I mean everybody's doing it!
>>137186319
>You wouldn't want to piss off the God of Senrans, would you?
Yes.ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
There are too many copied-and-pasted tits in this series, some girls need to have breast reductions.
I nominate yagyuu and murakamo
>>137185231
Kafuru probably gets the best results for taking out crowds fast, but once I got used to Hanabi's playstyle, it felt much more satisfying to me when I get it just right.
I like Hanabi the most generally. The can-do attitude and high spirit win me over at the end of it all, even with the occasional KABOOM!
>>137186520
>murakumo
No.
>>137186520
>not copy-pasted asses
literally only 3 Senrans ever have buttlove
>>137186520
But Yagyuu is one of the smaller ones next to Hibari.
>>137186505
Making Kagura angry means making Naraku angry. That's not a good idea.
>>137186520
I would actually be okay with Murakumo having breast reduction. Her bust size doesn't seem to fit her character.
>>137186520
>wanting to destroy life
satan get out
>>137186520
Yagyuu needs her big tits to fit with her big sister vibe. Maybe Hikage, Miyabi, or Homura instead.
>>137186829
There is more to life than boobs, anon.
>>137186916
Tits are life, ass is hometown.
>>137177443
>My point was that "dark and edgy" does not fit at all with the series theme
...Did you miss , like, every game in the series?
Shit's pretty dark.
>Burst showed that not all Good Shinobi are goody two shoes and not all Evil shinobi are inherently bad people, but this game went back on that to show that Homura and then were considered weak, and all Evil Shinobi REALLY ARE evil.
Burst is precisely why there is no logistic reason for them to not go for the kill.
The only reason Crimson doesn't do it is BECAUSE of what happened in Burst.
Doing so is not only Hebi status quo, but Shinobi status quo. Even the Gessen students go for the kill. Yozie's entire arc with Katsu is entirely dedicated to her calling Katsu out for NOT doing so.
Excuse about fallowing orders?
When did i say anything of the sort?
Shinobi have a samurai style "you must honor your opponent by killing them lest they live with their disgrace" thing going on. Been that way since the first game. Was a significant part of Homu's character ark, and was a plot point at the end of the Hanzo story where they were all about to commit sudoku.
If anything should be called out is the amount of times they handwave the girls NOT killing eachother but we know that they never will because axing any of the girls wouldn't go over well. Not the smartest decision from a business perspective.
Now i straight up doubt you even played Burst...
This is the school that taught Homu to be completely cool with signing up a person who is out to kill her and let Hibari in even though she is blatantly trying to steal the scroll back because "evil accepts all" is the school moto.
Miyabi is Hebi incarnate. Of course she'd let them off even after trying to kill her.
Hebi students try to kill each other all the time! Elites are constantly being attacked by lesser students who try to off them so they can get into the elite stop. Its a glorified Darwinist's program. Elites would actually tell them to harder next time!
>>137186520
>Yagyuu
What? She's one of the smaller ones.
>>137186842
>Hikage, Miyabi
I will fucking cut you
>>137185231
In general, I like Kafuru the most. Playstyle wise, I honestly can't decide between Kafuru or Renka so I guess they're tied for now.
>>137186520
Hikage's are actually pretty average for real life standards.
>>137184532
>>137184842
>>137185770
They'd definitely change Bashou's measurements if they could.
They'd probably change all backstories too. Ibuki and Bashou never mention Haruka or Hiikage ever (which also makes them x100 times better than Ayame or Fuma) and Ashiya's whole friendless thing isnt in her description.
>>137185231
Renka. She makes me so excited, I want to get hyped with herin bed
>>137187204
Just accept it.
Is it normal if I want to princess carry Ryoubi to bed every night?
Hey NW gods. I finally started playing again. Can I have a new Horo card now? I love her a lot you see.
>>137187115
The "dark" nature of the games is different than Shadow the Hedgehog levels of edge.
The Hebis don't want to "honor their opponent by killing them" they want to fucking embarrass them. It would make more sense to let them live with the shame that they were beaten.
I didn't dislike the story because the characters died. I disliked it because they died, and the people that killed them faced no, read ZERO, repercussions whatsoever and I'm supposed to feel happy dappy about it. Sorry, but I wasn't.
>>137185231
I want to troll scrubs online with smug-chan!
>>137186842
>miyabi
>>137185231
Kafuru is the only one I even remotely cared about before EV and Kafuru is still the only one I care about after EV.
>>137187990
Go away Kafuru.
I think Murasaki says something about Rapunzel the Shinobi updating after Ryoubi fights Mirai in the Hebijo story, so I bet all the Crimsons were merely pretending to be dead to trick Hebijo into not looking for them anymore.
>>137187773
>The "dark" nature of the games is different than Shadow the Hedgehog levels of edge.
>Comparing NewHebi story in SV to Shadow the Edgehehog.
You're reaching there, Luffy.
The fact that the girls die isn't even focused on. You could play the whole game and unless someone told you, you wouldn't have even thought about the fact that it happened.
The reason people complain is just the mere fact hat it even so much as happened.
>>137188087
If I were Kafuru then I would've included "Hai ronpa" or "I'll go obsolete!" in there.
am I the only one that really likes Imu? She has a moveset of sexual grace and a cutie that gets bullied just because she wants love from someone/anyone.
I want to reassure her that she can be loved after Hikage's bullying!
>>137188178
That's kind of the problem. It makes the whole tone of everything confusing. What exactly are you supposed to feel from all of the girls being killed? If nothing, what's the point of it even happening? It's just weird.
>>137184532
I dunno. But she's about to get a 5 star meal and my dick for dessert tonight.
>>137188418
I only really like her playstyle otherwise I don't like her.
I have a thing for characters who fight with staffs and martial arts or whatever she does
>>137187773
>The Hebis don't want to "honor their opponent by killing them" they want to fucking embarrass them
I didn't say that is what they were doing it for. i was saying the series as a whole has always operated with this shtick. Loser dies.
>It would make more sense to let them live with the shame that they were beaten.
Dude....You aren't doing a very good job of veiling your bias.
>I didn't dislike the story because the characters died.
Stop lying to yourself. Must be yourself because you aren't convincing anyone.
>I disliked it because they died, and the people that killed them faced no, read ZERO, repercussions whatsoever and I'm supposed to feel happy dappy about it. Sorry, but I wasn't.
>I'm mad because Ninja's actually did their job.
What happened to your first argument about good and evil not actually being a thing? Killing is the status quo, not some aberrant crime. it is the standard. the thing that is expected. Asuka and co are the weird ones for NOT killing, not the other way around.
>>137187758
Seems pretty normal to me.
>>137188109
>every other team was just playing along with the new hebi team because they didn't want the slapdash group of rejects and morons to feel bad
>>137188178
The fact that they don't mention it happening is why I don't like it. You're going to kill off 15 characters, 10 of which we've had time to learn about and care for, and their killers don't give a damn. No lesson is learned, none of the New Hebi's change, the story is completely pointless, save for the stuff with Ryoki and Miyabi's mom, which could've been done without bringing down the axe for no reason.
The character death at the end of Hanzo story in Burst was sad, but at least it made sense why it was happening. That's the kind of story it was. Shinovi Versus, where Kat and Yagyuu were turned into gimmick characters for the sake of laughs is NOT the place for a kill em all story.
>>137188587
>What exactly are you supposed to feel from all of the girls being killed?
Nothing.
>If nothing, what's the point of it even happening?
Continuity and consistency. Something SV was otherwise lacking in. Please don't try to tell me that it actually being consistent for a change is a bad thing.
>>137188724
Eh not the guy you're responding to, but I consider it a hamfisted attempt at being dark (original writer having left and all)
Anyone have screenshots of the pit girl and camisole outfits? Some of the only clothing DLC I want.
>>137188724
>You're lying because I say you're lying
Great argument skills champ.
>>137188418
I like her playstyle and interactions with Hikage. Otherwise, She's okay. Nice to see EV did her justice.
>>137188989
>the story where everyone dies is helping the continuity and consistency
>the writers came out and said its non canon
Whatever you're smoking you should probably stop and leave the thread.
Anyone else notice that, if you fight Katsuragi as Ayame, hearts come out whenever you get hit?
>>137189307
Yes
>>137188989
>Were supposed to feel nothing when characters die
>Killing off characters fits the status quo
Except that, you know, no ones died. You are 100% wrong on that one.
Senran Kagura is a game about boobs with occasional character interaction. No one is going to die.
Nan makes the cutest dykes.
>>137188862
You're confusing the hell out of me. At first you go on to complain about how their deaths ween't given enough focus. then you proceed to go on about how their deaths basically were given to much focus.
The whole reason they die is because it wouldn't make sense otherwise.
the story would be the equivalent of a bunch of girls throwing toilet paper on your house after school. The deaths aren't given even a minute amount of attention, so the tone isn't even distilled. The idea that it "doesn't belong" , ignoring how baseless this claim is in of itself, becomes even more silly when you look at just how irrelevant and inconsequential they are and it makes position again look like nothing more than just being ass hurt at the mere thought of them actually dying.
>The character death at the end of Hanzo story in Burst was sad, but at least it made sense why it was happening.
That part was actually rather phone'd in in Burst. Especially since they don't actually end up dying. Its just them saying "well we are gonna die now." Not to take away from the scene, but there is a clear indicator as to why one bothered you and the other didn't.
Are people seriously still assblasted over the new hebijo story
>>137189260
Whether or not it is canon is irrelevant to the consistency of the story itself, nimrod.
The story takes place in the same universe with the same characters and after the events of Burst.>
>137189107
>Doesn't know what the definition of the word "lie" is.
Also, in denial would be the proper contextual term.
But keep pretending that's all the argument amounts to, and that the accusation isn't utterly correct.
>>137189037
Literally the only indication that the characters actually died is the lack of a scene with them running away and us never encountering them for the rest of the story.
That's it.
No "die now scoundrel!"
No "Oh no im dying RIP the world!"
Nothing.
Calling it a hamfisted attempt at being dark is hilariously reaching.
Burst alone, both stories in fact were far edgier.
>>137189670
>There's a clear indicator as to why one bothered you and the other didn't
GASP how do you know what I'm thinking? Okay, okay, what number am I thinking of?
I'm done replying. Time to get a reality check anon. You're not playing DMC or SMT. You're playing tit ninjas. The reason the Hebijo ending was out of place was because no one dies in this series. In Burst, the darkest game so far, the writers pull a "LOL just kidding!" So no, killing everyone was not consistent to the canon. It was random, meaningless and provided nothing but discomfort for people being force-fed a happy ending.
>>137189934
Yes. And we'll here it all again once SV comes out for the Apple II.
>>137188989
So they make the story make no sense emotionally just for the sake of it being what Hebijo would logically be most likely to do? That sounds like really sloppy writing to me. You're supposed to tell the story in a way that feels satisfying, not let the story dictate what's going to happen as if you're not really in control of it. A story is supposed to be entertaining or deliver a message, not to be as consistent and make as much sense as possible.
I guess they figured they could cancel out how sad it is that all the girls are killed by trying to dance around the fact that anyone's dying as much as they could and pretend nothing's sad about it, but it just confuses the player and makes them wonder what kind of tone the story is trying to have and if anyone is even dying in the first place since it's treating it as if they're not.
>>137190264
>Keep pretending that the accusation isn't correct
Anon, I don't think you win arguments by saying "haha! I'm right! And you're wrong so I win!"
Reminder there's nothing that breaks a Senran's heart more than being bad at cooking
>>137189536
>>137189536
>Except that, you know, no ones died.
It is a plot point that they don't, dumbass.
Hell, Homura going on about how Asuka refuses to kill her is a thing that keeps getting brought up even in SK2.
>You are 100% wrong on that one.
RIP mook-chans in Burst then. No one cares about them to consider their deaths as actual deaths.
Also, RIP Ryoki.
>Senran Kagura is a game about boobs with occasional character interaction. No one is going to die.
None of the main girls are actually going to die. I never said they were. I said that it is an established concept in the series that in a traditional shinobi fight, the loser is supposed to die. the series handwaves this because obviously they aren't gonna kill off the girls, but it is prevalent it literally ever entry save EV from what ive played since its basically a beach episode in terms of plot. And EV is the game about dead ninjas.
>>137190629
Rin eats instant Ramen for dinner every night! She's husbandless and old!
>>137190746
I want to bully Sensei!
>>137190831
Me too! Bullying old ladies is the best!
>>137190831
>>137190948
DON'T BULLY SUZUNE-SENSEI!
>>137191060
It's either her or you, Mirai.
>>137190731
Ryoki comes back tho. Even after she "passes on" she's still playable.
And in SK2 the main focus is that you shouldn't have to blindly follow orders and do whatever your superiors say just because they said. Your mindset of "the series is like this so it has to stay like this" is what they preached as wrong in SK2.
>>137190629
>>137190831
Man, they really should have toned down how much losing a cooking battle made the senran want to kill themselves.
I can't have a happy cooking battle when my opponent is literally trying to not cry into the pan
I want to marry Rin and protect her smile!
>>137185980
I want to drink Haruka's period blood
>>137191324
On the upside your Senran has a smile worth dying for
>>137190271
>I admit that the only reason i am complaining is because "they kill muh senruns"
Aights.
Deaths have been prevalent throughout the entire series.
They aren't gonna kill off the main cast but pretending like killing is some weird foreign concept in the series is retarded.
The only person in need of a reality check here is you. because you seem to think your last post, where you basically admit defeat, acts as a apt counter argument.
Comparing this to DMC and SMT? ave you played those games? We aren't watching Miyabi pull a sword through her, anon.
>>137190457
The problem here is that you are focusing to much on the actual deaths when they are completely and utterly irrelevant to the story. The NewHebi story isn't about who the girls actually are fighting. it is about what happens with the group internally. Whether they killed them or not would have made no difference on the outcome of the plot. All it would have done is make NewHebi look dumb and petty.
>>137191370
Neat.
>>137191354
I want Rin to give me a footjob while I sit under her desk!
>>137191648
What they're mad about is that the deaths of beloved characters is, according to you, completely irrelevant. They go out like little bitches when you admit they didn't have to die.
I mean if you want to believe you won your argument go ahead, but the one that's grasping at straws is the one saying that he knows what his opponent is thinking. Which would be you.
>>137190629
What is Daidouji's cooking technique? Just the few first notes are enough to give me trouble even on easy.
>>137191264
>And in SK2 the main focus is that you shouldn't have to blindly follow orders and do whatever your superiors say just because they said. Your mindset of "the series is like this so it has to stay like this" is what they preached as wrong in SK2.
What does that have to do with anything we are talking about?
Miyabi isn't blindly following orders, nor would that be relevent otherwise.
Miyabi is opperating under the status quo in the story of NH. what reason does she have to not kill them. like, at all?
She isn't following orders from anyone.
Hell, even is she was, this is never brought up as a point of contention in SV, and when it is in SK2, it is a point of confliction for the characters who traditionally DONT kill anyone.
>Shitposter comes through starting shit
>Says he's right and everyone else is wrong because he can't be wrong
What level of hell is this? 4th or 5th?
>Horo anon gets no Horo cards
>I get no new Ginrei cards
Why live?
>>137192083
My argument from the beginning has been that the only reason people bitch about the NewHebi story is "they kill muh senruns".
yes, i'll consider this basically admitting I'm right.
And technically do they do have to die, because it'd be pretty retarded to go on a a quest to basically do the equivalent of a grade school after school bullying as revenge for killing hundreds of students, assaulting and assumingly killing the schools biggest investor and and getting the school destroyed.
>>137191962
I want to suck Rin's toes while I hide under her desk
I want to fuck mature Muramasa.
>>137192275
>I have no arguments so imma just strawman the fuck outta him.
You're only in the first circle. You have a long way to go.
>>137192556
>Implying beating the living hell out of them and letting Homura live with the pain of losing and receiving pity wouldn't be way more appropriate to the narrative
>>137192662
If her hair ties were higher she would probably be a blonde Ryoubi
I want to hang out with Asuka and Homura! I want to pull Asuka's pants down while we're hanging out!
>>137192805
Does she wear pants?
>>137192662
I want to fuck Muramasa.
>>137192541
Rei got two cards last year iirc. One from the dance event in March and another one during Fatal Sisters 2. She had it rough last year. The only card she got this year was shared with Beautiful Lioness.
I may want new Horo cards but at least she got a couple throughout last year.I should've shilled harder for her during the voting campaigns. Maybe she would've gotten an LR for it.
>>137192865
Pants, skirt, whatever I just want to embarrass her in front of Homura!
>>137192634
>It starts tickling Rin
>she can't work
>continue
>Rin starts laughing asking to stop
>no stopping
>Rin is laughing with tears begging Anon to stop
>unable to escape
>the tickle torture has no intent to quit
>>137192748
You're right! I was under the impression that hunting renegades, you know ex-shinobi's that are marked for death, was for the purpose of killing them!
Dunno where i got that idea from!
>>137193026
She could just kick him in the face
>>137193042
>And we decide to take out Gessen and Hanzo because the rest of the cast have to die arbitrarily
I'll give you the Crimson Squad one, that's a fair point, but they weren't exactly "hunting renegades." They were hunting the junior cast that lost Hebijos honor.
>>137193026
I just want her to milk me while I hide under her desk
>>137193158
>anon gets kicked in the face
>Rin has to care for a poor anon with a bruised face
>>137193427
I want Rin to give me paizuri under my desk.
>>137192737
Suicide will lead you the middle ring of the seventh circle of hell if you want to speed things up.
>>137193735
I want Ryoubi to give me a blowjob under my desk
I want Rin to milk my prostate while we grind in bed so she can drink my semen
I want to pour water on Rin's face while she's sleeping.
I want Rin to find a husband.
I want to tell Rin that she blew her chance to become a super ninja and that Kiriya is probably disappointed in her.
How can you say you love your waifu if you wouldn't hump her leg like a dog?
>>137192662
Woah who at Hanzo had the time to give Muramasa an upgrade?
>>137194674
I want to be Rin's husband
love and peace
>>137194794
Hanzo himself with Haruka's help?
I'll take a Rin, on the rocks
I want to break off Muramasa's head and then kick it through her body!
>>137195354
I always preferred Rin and tonic.
>>137193354
Hanzo gets attacked because they were the reason any of the shit that happened to their school in Burst even happened.
I don't even remember how Gessen fit into it since they were shoe horned into the series so hard anyway. I think it was a test of the Twins loyalty or some shit since they were Gessen student?
My original argument stands.
They have no reason not too and it'd actually make less sense for them not to do it.
Literally every group not named Hanzo goes for the kill until Hanzo essentially "poisons" their disposition on the matter.
Th complaint litterally amounts to "they kil muh waifu" ebin tears.Did one of you just attack my internet connection?If yes, pretty petty reason.
>>137195425
Rin and juice.
I want to lick Miyabi's puss through her spats
personally i hated new hebi's story because the twins are unbearable and the story is basically about them
>>137195398
Don't fuck with lolibot!
>>137194934
>Majin Rin
>>137195696
Personally I hated New Hebi's story because it was just fucking retarded.
>>137195709
Marin BuuMarilyn Buu
>>137195696Tzi, is that you?SV had a lot of problems. The twins weren't one of them.
>>137195860
>Tzi, is that you?
No clue who that is
Reminder that all senrans have codenames
Reminder that we don't know their real names except for Sayuri.
>>137196065
It could be another one like Rin/Suzune.
>>137196065
That's only been a thing in burst and only off-handled mentioned in SV.
I think they realized it was stupid and are trying to forget about it
>>137196457
Who in their right fucking mind would name their kid after a genre where women get the shit beat out of them?
>>137195701
You mean that heap of junk that's just laying on ground as pieces?
>>137196567
because japanese is a dumb language and it also means "both are strong"
>>137196686
Ryoubi means "both are beautiful" and Ryouna means "both are strong"
what does Ryouki mean?
>>137196818
"Both have a dead sister".
>>137196818
Both are dead.
>>137196818
Both are sluts
>>137196818
Both are shit.
Guys, I've been thinking a lot about breasts lately.
They're really great, aren't they?
>>137197707
Not really.
>>137196818
Ignoring the peanut gallery, I think Ryouki means Bizarre or something.
>>137197707
Boobs are really overrated.
>>137197707
Yep. Especially those small ones.
>>137196065
>except for Sayuri.
What makes you think it isn't an alias?
>>137197707
Navels can be pretty cool too.
>>137198137
I like vaginas
Is there anyone fromMexicohere who wants to change cards? I have 3 Hebijo sets.
>>137198190
Did you buy the game three times or something?
>>137198190
Why do you have three sets?
>>137196457
>I think it was stupid and I hope they forget about it
Fixed
Also, it was actually only off handedly mentioned in Burst. SV actually gave it more emphasis.
Takaki then went on to mention it again in like, every interview last year.
It isn't going anywhere.
>>137197707
Yep, only problem is that good pairs are rare.
>>137197707
They sure are.
>>137198189
I enjoy a good face from time to time.
>>137198347
>>137198412
I got 4 copies of the game, all of them have Hebijo cards, but I alredy sold one.
>>137198705
God damn, why did you get 4?Also, what shitty luck.
What if your least favorite Senran loved you more than your favorite Senran?
>>137198705
How many vita and how many ps4?
>>137196457
I guess all the girls just don't have last names then.
>>137198502
I don't remember the interviews actually so I guess I'm wrong there.
But yes that is true I do think it's stupid
>>137198705
The fuck. That's some bad luck there to get it four packs of the same school.
>>137198190
>>137198705
>i wanted hebijo
>didn't get it
>this guy got fucking 4 sets
IT'S NOT FAIR.
Has there been any word on selling them separately besides the fact that they "might" do it later?
>>137198823
I kill her obviously.
>>137198847
Why? They are ninjas. It makes sense that you'd have a codename.
Its one of the things about Naruto that makes no fucking sense.
>>137198823
That doesn't mean that my favorite doesn't love me.
>>137198769
>>137198829
1 for PS4 and 3 for Vita, I did it because I really wanted the Hebijo and the Crimson squad cards. I got them with the free month of Amazon prime, so at least I got them with 20% discount.
>>137198880
it could have been worse:all 4 could have been of Gessen
>>137198823
>remembering shitty copypaste about mindrape Yumi.
>>137199159
I remember that one!
>>137198823
She would have to get over being a Hibarisexual first, which I just don't see happening.
>>137198823
If my favorite senran doesn't love me, which is the most possible thing to happen to me, then I guess I'd gladly accept any woman devotion. And every senran has the most sexy bodies, what the hell.
>>137199206
I wish I didn't.
>>137199453
I wish I could fuck Mirai's mouth!
>>137198521
I want to touch the beauty mark on Rin's boob.
Just that one spot.
>>137199453
>Im glad you reminded me!
>>137198823
she's a baka and i will never like her back!
>>137198823
I don't know.
I don't really dislike Rin or anything, but it'd just be a loveless relationship for me. And she really doesn't deserve that
>>137199631
You'll cut your dick on her fang! Might as well let her fuck your mouth instead.
>>137199686
I want to walk up to Rin's desk and ask for help on a question while I have a massive erection!
>>137199773
But then you'll cut your mouth on her fang.
>>137198823
>Mirai likes me
>Daidouji doesn't
Disregard the cat. I must become stronger.
>>137199913
But Daidouji is also a cat! With red eyes and black hair, I might add.
>>137199159
Which one.
>>137200323
The one where she invades anon's dreams to puri-fy him into the puri cult.
>>137200326
Whenever I see smiling pictures of Katsuragi all I want to do is pinch her nipples through her shirt and make her cry
>>137200326
Sorry, nothing to touch here. Move along!
>>137200326
Calm down. The only girl around here is my mom.
>>137200483
I always wanted to suck her nipples and make her smile more
>>137200295
She's a tigress.
>>137200743
Tigers are just cats but bigger.
I want to shower with Asuka!
>>137200994
Tigers are cooler, bigger cats.
I want to feel the warmth of a senran's body next to mine as we fall asleep together
>>137201223
The coolest cats, even.
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.I'm not really feeling it.
>>137201285
You better not be trying to make a cool cat joke.
>>137201568
That's a really nice picture
>>137201654
No...?
>>137201568
Sleep well and feel well!
>>137201840
good, cause then I'd have to kill ya.
>>137202053
It's a shame I could never get warmed up by Dai or Mirai though. Cause they're such cool cats
>>137202189
Well, Mirai could probably warm you up with the heat from her gun firing, and Daidouji can throw energy balls, so she could do something to warm you up too.
>>137202706
Yeah. But they're such cool cats they'd never do something like that to me.
>>137202189
>Snuggling up to Daidouji in the cold of night.
>Waking in the morning lost in her long silky hair.
Goddamn this girl...!
I want to take her right then and there!!!
>>137203217
What's stopping you Anon?
>>137203413
Me, I'm the Ryounafag around here and I'm stopping him!
>>137203232
That's some cute looking porn right there.
Homu is best Senran
>>137203232
100% thug
Is there a tier list for EV? Just wondering if JP put a list together.
>>137188862
The only thing that upsets me about New Hebijo's story is that there's no CGs of the graphic violence
>>137204084
Senran Kagura is a family friendly game.
>>137203712
If you gave Homura a raw cut of steak, but no means to cook it, how long do you think it would take for her to decide to eat it raw?
I'd say 20 minutes. She would probably only take a few minutes to decide she's doing it subconsciously, but she'll probably kid herself for a little while and pretend like she isn't really that desperate.
>>137203413
I feel as if she's a succubus
>>137204332
She'd probably eat it raw right away. Meat is delicious.
>>137204358
Not seeing the problem here...
>>137204358
She's more like a sucyournuts.
>>137204332
She'd go Crimson Homu and burn it with her magic fire.
>>137204464
I can't help it, she has me in the palm of her hands and I play right into her plans
So I just refused to kiss a Senran /skg/, I feel bad now
>>137205226
Why would you do this.
>>137205226
You can do that!? This opens up whole new realms of bullying!
>>137205226
I didn't even know you could refuse/fail the kissing thing.
>>137205226
Now I need to go bully all the Senrans that aren't my Senran.
>>137205014
Still no problems here. Just treat her right and she'll probably fuck you without the intent of sucking out your soul.
>>137205226
You're fucking disgusting
>>137205226
Stay in your home sir. A priest is on the way to your home with a confessional booth.
>>137204358
If Ryouna is a succubus then I'll be her paladin! And beat her in the tits with a large warhammer!
>>137204084
Never gonna happen!
Our waifus must be pure and unsullied even in death!
>>137205226
>Teary eyes
>Heart explodes
>>137205226
You fucker.
You fucking mother fucker.
That's it.
You're dead.
>>137206684
I'M DOING THIS TO MIYABI RIGHT NOW
>>137206684
Go away Imu or else I'm gonna fuck Miyabi.
>>137205226
>those sighs of heartbreak
BA cooking sadness 2.0?
>>137204332
>but no means to cook it
Anon please, she IS fire
someone a few threads ago was asking about how to change the menu music back to the default one. It seems to change after you beat a story mission. The later ones, in like day 7 or 8 or so, will cause the menu music to play that slower track but any of the earlier days will play that upbeat menu music
>>137205226
Oh God I didn't realize that happened. I have to go and do this.
>>137205226
Give her a make-up kiss right fucking now, you ingrate
>>137195014
I imagine Haruka had something to do with it. So I imagine either Hanzo or even Kat messed with the original upgrade design and we now have this.
>>137206684
Kill him big sis!
>>137205226
Oh god, it's highschool all over again...
>>137205226
You can fucking do that? Why would anyone do that?
>>137205226
Man that was underwhelming. She didn't even tear up.
>>137205226
self-terminate
>>137205226
What the fuck
>>137205226
I really wish you hadn't done that.
>>137205226
You monster.
>>137205226That's what she gets for having two husbandos
>>137209782
Jesus Christ
You still upset about that?
>>137205226
So wait, did you take those screenshots as it happened or did you come across this then recreate to show us?
Refusing her of two kisses in a row?
>>137210048
I will never forgive her.
>>137205226
Absolute
Madman
>>137205226
good bey
>>137210467
Nope. Takaki is weeping for you
>>137210467
Just let stew with us for a while. If anything, this is an inspiration for us to love our Senrans with immense passion.Sit in the Ryouna corner for a couple minutes to think about your actions.
I really want to give Murasaki a back and shoulder rub
>>137211185
What happens in the Ryouna corner?
>>137210467
There's no redeeming scum like you
>>137210978
>>137211185
I'll wallow in shame then...
>>137211314
You don't want to know.
>>137205226
Jesus Christ have you no heart man.
You fools
When I said I wanted a 50s housewife event, I meant 1950's style housewife not a specific age.
>>137211314
We don't talk about the Ryouna corner. Mostly because that would be giving her attention. She's seems fine with us not discussing it.
So imagine muffled HAAAUUS!!! in the distance! Then imagine being right next to them!
>>137190454
tfw no senran text adventure
>>137211356
I don't think even a make-up kiss will fix this
can you bring up the grope hands in diorama mode or are they only in the dressing room?
>>137205226
Are your sins crawling on your back yet?
>>137212147
I feel every bit of it for bullying Murasaki
>>137211883
I'm surprised no one has gone over to /tg/ to try and run a Senran Quest
i gave her a kissu since that mean old anon wouldn't
>>137211217
those glaives are seriously the worst things to work around. I hardly ever use Murasaki in my dioramas and it's not like I don't want to
>2016
>bon apetit is still the best senran kagura game
Good night Fellas!
Enjoy the rest of your night and have a better morning!
>>137214298
go to sleep idiot
I wish Murasaki's hair ribbon were removeable too.
It's like the only hair accessory that isn't (beyond the obvious)
>>137205226
I did this to Ryouki (by accident, wasn't paying attention) and she just looked a little sad. But holy shit, Murasaki looks completely heartbroken.
>dressing up Minori
>Isn't this more like string than underwear?
>I feel like I'm not wearing anything...
>tfw we just had the first warm day this year here
oh god I hate summer so much and it's barely even spring yet
please god ship me off the Antarctica already
>>137212998I gave her a kissu every day since the feature came out.
Happy April Fool's Day /skg/!
>Hauu~~!
>>137215718
Minori knows you're making her wear something pervy
>>137216828
woah that's a cool pic of sans
but why's he red instead of blue
>>137217212
Kill yourself.
Mirai is my favorite Senran.ahpril falhs.
/skg/ look behind you there's your senran!
Your Senran hates you.
April fools.
>>137217142
But I'm not!
>>137216597
Andy Larkin's greatest prank.
>>137217814
Pffft, you'll have to try harder than that.
>>137217814
>Haruka
>Laying on my stomach on my bed
nnnoooOOOOO--
>>137217814
Thanks for reminding me, its comforting to know she is behind me.
I hate you anon!
>>137218159
I was literally about to post saying that the hair... bandage... thing... was backward before I realized it's a mirror
>>137218245
What's this baka doing here?
>>137218421
Probably got lost.
>>137218063
>No hair options that are versions of each girls' hair styles only with their hair put down and at an appropriate length for their usual hairstyle
>no option to get rid of hair shuriken
>>137218245
No.
I am saving my first time for a special someone.I'm going to die a virgin, i just know it.
I really want to know what it's like to grab a really big boob.
Talk about low budget flights. I'm outta here!
How often do you make senran references, /skg/?
>>137219112
Go watch a porn video.
>He only wanted to know. Not feel.
>>137218245
I can't even remember the last time I saw that
>>137219453
Not that often to be honest.
>>137219453I named all my wow characters after senrans.My main is Ryouna.
>>137218952
I use to think that way and then I actually ended up getting a steady girlfriend. Don't give up Anon!
>>137219453
relatively often.
I don't really consider myself a weeb but I love making anime and general weaboo references, especially when I know it'll embarass people.
I have one friend that fucking hates it and it pisses him off to no end, so naturally he's a great target for it
>>137219453
In a quest I run off site, a popular sushi joint is run by an old man named Hattori with his granddaughter
>>137218159
cute
>>137218159
tits are too small
>>137220063
I hate when someone uses the weaboo/weeb as an insult, it's a watered down buzzword at this point.
Goodnight skeegee
I slept in super late this morning and didn't even start being tired until like, right now. I need to get a less comfortable blanket.
>>137220408
Weaboo doesn't mean what it used to, that's absolutely true. It's pretty much just a general term for "individual that likes japanese media"
>>137219850
You can't find a sweet and nice gal in this rotten world.
There is no hope.
>>137220618
Is that a hamster? A penguin? Whatever it is I'm going to hug her.
>>137220834
Lies, if I could find Ms.AmericanAnon then you can find your girl too!
Good night.
>>137218952
>I am saving my first time for a special someone.
that's adorableyeah no I'm dying a virgin too unless I leave my shitty town. I hate everyone here, the last thing I want to do is fuck someone here
how do shut-ins meet other shut-ins?
I just want a nice girlfriend that will never want to make me leave the house or never want to leave the house herself
>>137220886
It's supposed to be scary, not huggable anon!
>>137220834
>>137220954
>>137221021
>>137221217
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
>>137219453
I have a shiny Lopunny and named it after Hibari. And that's pretty much it.
>>137218952
Sometimes I wonder if I should die a virgin just so there's something notably funny about my passing
>>137221217
The only way I could figure that working out is if you talked to a girl on skype or something a lot until you both got close.
>>137221517
Welp, Guess I gotta kill my Demon corrupted senran now.
one quick yank of the steering wheel on a highway is all it takes
>>137221735
For what?
To die?
>>137219453
i made a shitty looking rin in SW4E the other day. i gave her oichi's moveset.
I would do things to Adult Muramasa. Lewd things.
>>137221941
She looks a hella alot better as an adult.
>>137222042
Are you implying she isn't cute otherwise?
All I want is a nice girlfriend with a really big rack.
>>137222389
Cuteness rarely means anything to me.
>>137222389
Is she uploading Christmas into her brain?
I want to drag murasaki into the bathroom every morning and brush her teeth when she's barely awake!
>>137223491
I want to drink the piss bottles Murasaki has by her computer!
>>137222606
That's a shame.
>>137222627
Yup, that's how she knows who to deliver presents to.
>>137223869
I wouldn't mind trying out watersports if that was what she's into but the thought of cold pee in a bottle is truly disgusting.
>>137221021
>>137218952
Alright guys, calm down. Is it bad to die as a virgin? If so, why?
Good night, /skg/. OP pic done way too early.
Please sleep well and have comforting dreams of your Senrans.
http://i.imgur.com/Fl1fOIx.png
>>137224928
I didn't say it was a bad thing.
>>137221217
Met my shut-in on a website we both frequented. I was sort of low-key forumstalking her, but everyone else was so overtly forumstalking her that I wasn't even a blip on the creepy radar. And because I didn't spaghetti in PMs we eventually moved onto skype, like four years later and we're making more permanent arrangements. She was against all my shitty ecchi stuff/habits but now I even managed to get her to like KS. She's the one who bought me EV. Just chat some people up on forums(forums are a good choice because you'll find people with similar interests) or whatever, don't sperg out as hard as you'll want to and you should be gold. Best of luck anon. If *I* can do it, anyone can. Shut in GF with same tastes is cash.
>>137221217
They have mental issues. Don't do it.
Murasaki is a qt
>>137224928
Virgins go to heaven when they die. Hopefully.
Guys can we make the next thread just a slight but less lewd? Like, for fucks sake, seriously.
>>137226545
What are you talking about?
>>137226404
Ah, legalism. Christianity's evil twin.
>>137226545
>slight bit less lewd
I'm just gonna leave this here
>>137227814
I recognize that :3
>>137221724
>Oni Dai
You wouldn't have a shot in hell of even touching her.
>>137227814
>>137227848
Annnnd, I fucked it up again.
You know what I'll leave this here too
>>137228014
>Shot in hell.
The it's a good thing I'm aiming for heaven.
post thick
>>137228516
This is pretty thick.
>>137228707
Magdalene pls go and stay go
>>137228516
>>137229306
She's just perfect, there's no other way to describe her.Bebe I mean.
>>137229306
we need to go bigger
How does one unlock the breast slider in SK2?
Shirishirishirishirii
Have you guys ever wanted to kill an animal as much as I've wanted to kill this dog that won't stop barking outside.
>>137230353
beat the Bustification DLC Scenario
Imu is pretty great.
>>137185231
hanabi because once you have her figured out she is an absolute monster.
>>137231503
I Appreciate the nun event but I do wish the girls advertised the church in a less provocative manner.
>>137231706
Go away
>>137230548
I wish I had a dog this cool
>>137231706
Agreed.
>>137231765
No.
>>137231503
>32 inch hips
bullshit
holy fuck, jasmine's theme song sounds like it right out came from a Ys boss fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjE3xzV4Tw8
>>137232115
It's pretty established that New Wave gives fuck all about measurements.
>>137231683
Any tips? I like her, but I'm having trouble with her playstyle.
>>137232423
Whatever else you have to say about EV(I like it, personally.) The OST is fucking amazing.
>>137232423
makes me think of DW, myself
>>137232969
This was the first thing I thought of myself, especially the opening.
>>137232856
I posted a mini-guide about her on another thread but here goes.
- Block cancel your light attacks to avoid the horrible delay, dont dash cancel with her, in fact, dont even dash with her, just jump and block to avoid attacks.
- Aerial charged light attack is your fastest and most reliable launcher, try to insta-jump into that attack against blocking enemies.
-charged second phase heavy attack is great for almost anything but dont rely on it too much, the first phase charged one works better in some cases.
- your only good nimpo is the lv2 one, the other 2 miss way more than you would like.
- her dash cancel attack (the ground stomp) can be jump cancelled to avoid the delay
- Remember that her aerial heavy attack can be block canceled relatively fast.
- in non-transformed form, her light attack > heavy launcher (firecrackers) is reliable and can be charged.
>>137232954
the ost is SOTY AYAYAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6QC2g5DPzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JrHBlpc9w
>Yomi GH fight against Ryoubi and Kafuru
Am I just a major pleb or is this supposed to be way harder than any other?
>>137233854
Senpai is cute! CUTE!
Happy birthday Tachibana.
I hope no one bullies you today.
>>137232534
Bashou's a pretty good example given that her official measurements say she's 83cm, but all her cards look like 110cm.
>>137234032
what about cup sizes? Or did they stopped doing that with NW?
As IIRC SK actually includes the cup sizes (the real boob measurement)
>>137234032
To be fair it happens to lots of girls. For example some of Yagyuu and Hikage's cards seem like they have bigger breasts than they should.
>>137234165
I think new wave only gets the 3 measurements. Anyway, it gets rather hard to keep track of cup sizes when metric is involved and when you've got girls with boobs this big.
>>137234562
I do blame the sheer quanity for art to end off "off" (girls being bigger/smaller than they should be)
The most consistent are the smaller (Ranmaru and Kakafu)/flat girls.
I wonder if the senran wiki has NW cup sizes.
>Favorite Food: Homemade Milk
Oh no! My fetish is dangerously close to what this implies!
>>137234980
Does drinking your own milk count as autocannibalism?
>>137235263
It's not really eating part of your body so much as eating a product of your body. It's like swallowing your own saliva.
>>137235371
I wanna swallow Ushimaru's saliva
>>137234032
I personally don't mind Bashou has a big ol butt, I just wish the actual measurements would reflect it. They probably don't care enough to go back and change it though.
I did some looking and according to the wiki, Bashou's an E though either she has some push up undies or Nan's limited range shows itself as it seems E girls seem to be a big bigger than what their size suggests.
Ushimaru's an I so yeah she's actually that big
> Can't even remember the last time I played with my Vita before EV
So...How the fuck do I screenshot during diorama mode?
>>137235439
Mysterious girlfriend Ushimaru?
>>137235816
The same way you take screenshots on any other Vita-game
>>137235371
Or swallowing your own cum
Just sayin
>played SK burst a while ago
>it was pretty easy for the most part
>try SK2
>die on the first non-tutorial mission
>beat it the second time, but still do bad
>beat the next mission with 1 hit away from death
d-damn this is quite the spike in difficulty
>>137233945
Dressing up Dai is fun.
>>137235794
There's a different artist who does mostly all the art for Newest Hebijo.
Also, it's been a while since I've said this but Ash is the thickest.
>>137236618
How..........Distasteful.
Is it okay for me to touch murasakis fluff?
>Activate Minoris Ultimate
>Limp Bizkits Rolling starts playing.
>all the stuff these girls say when you stare them in face
It's a goldmine. And Renka is fucking perfect as always.
>>137235893
Don't know, just gives me the can't screenshot message.
I'll figure it out, I'm probably just being retarded
>>137239719
There was a bug on release where you couldn't record or take screenshots of the dressing room. They released an update to fix it.
>>137239804
Oh.
> Too lazy to check for updates at times
The latter of what I said definitely applies.
>>137239216
Renka is cute. CUTE!
>these names
Oh boy.
>>137221217
I met one in a gaming forum, it was strange, she was all talkative and miss popular but we had similar interest despite being anti social myself and treated as an outcast there apart from the help sections
When I managed to get theirMSN- it was THAT long agoturns out they had heavy anxiety, to this day she can't get a job or even walk into a shop without having a panic attack, we're still friends and best friends at that, giving each other support.
I congratulate her for being able to buy the weekly shopping and she congratulates me for not buying out local anime stores wares with my entire paycheck, the fact she's dirt poor makes her a good money saver which leads to her giving money saving advice.Friend zoned myself though, we had one argument and she went from overly happy to see me to just kinda quiet, like Murasaki quiet even online and I thought she just had no interest in me but as it was her depression just got worse, works out though since we're in different countries, though we're both forever alone but friends for life at least
>>137240209
Are they just random?
>>137240507
Yes. Also refresh the page for Whatsapp.
>>137240507
I believe so.
I'd pay money for senran ASMR.
Can you imagine Murasaki pretending you're bebetan and just giving you some quiet affection?
Hearing her battle start line tingles myEars
Anyone else feel the same, I also love Hikage's voice
What happens if you actually enter a name in the field?
DO NOT REFRESH
I REPEAT
DO NOT REFRESH
>>137241414It's not that bad.
>>137241414
I didn't even refresh and it happeend.
>>137241414
>installed some updates and rebooted the computer
This joke is not funny.
>>137241414
Opened another tab and wew. Is it modelled after google+?We're going to need to switch threads eventually.
rollin'
>>137241404
test
>>137241687
This joke is very funny.
>>137241830
Hi Paulette.
>>137241503
Only problem is that I'm used to Tomorrow so every second my eyes burn more.
>>137241898
I actually typed Ryoubi, but it overrides it
also
>+(You) this post
Renka wearing Anon's shirt!
>Uppers into Oppais
>starring notHikage and notHomura
At least he would get his preorders.
>>137242790
The best thing about this is how fucking great the Senrans look in this art style. I love it.
>>137243063
Muh dick
What the fug
>>137242723
I read that as "Renka wearing anon's skirt"
>>137242790
Hikage going back to her gangsterspeak!
>>137243063
Obligatory commit a sin joke
>>137243934
Bashou is 2 lewd
She needs to be put down
I hate Mirai! I want to do mean things to her and make her feel like she's worthless garbage!
>>137245179
I don't think I like you very much, friend.
>>137245179
Too bad I smooched her!
>>137245345
>>137245371I was just kidding! You guys got tricked
>>137241414
Oh shit I'm on mobile and I just assumed 4chan had gotten an update to its mobile site but it's just april fools
>>137245720
**I was merely pretending to be retarded.**
>saw a murasaki thread on /v/ earlier
>the thread has been moved to trash
even the mods know where she belongs
>>137245812
Yeah, that's April 1st in a nutshell
Which senran would you prank?
>>137242790
why can't we have this one instead
>>137246075
Yozakura
>>137246075
I would prank Haruka, and any other if a good opportunity arises.
>>137246075
Murasaki
For one day we are namefag free
Appreciate it
>>137246431
Murasaki would cry if you played a prank on her!
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/398283359.htm
>>137245631
>such lewd pantsu
o-oh my...
>>137247008
what
>>137247008
They sure love Bashou.
>>137247008
Someone pls translate
>>137247289
And dis.
Hey guys what's going in this-OH LORD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.
>>137246693
She'll do more than just cry when I'm done with her.
>>137247008
I'm tempted to shit up the place
>>137247589
I'm glad I haven't refreshed since this morning but those names suck ass.
>>137247892
Well it could worse I guess, could be like dicks or something flying all over the screen.
>>137248023
You could get unlucky like this guy >>137247770
>>137247892
>he doesn't like rolling for cute girl names
You know, as someone who posts from a tablet, I'm okay with this change so far. Except for tje fake names.
inb4 muh real name
I bet these are all the Senrans' real names
>>137249512
I wonder which Senran is named Trina Hays then.
>>137249565
>Sexton
That's either Haruka or Ryouna
>>137249565
How about we roll our senrans names, well, if they're female at least. Murasaki here.
>>137249823
Rollin' for Ryoubi
>>137249823
What would Hibari's be?
>>137250530
Sounds about right. Haruka obviously has a majestic name.
Hikage?
>>137250576
She even gets a "dolly" name!
And a refined woman like Ikaruga?
>>137249823
Gonna try again for Murasaki since roger isn't a female name.
>>137250896
Ironic for her.
rerolling for the Dwight Hikage anon
>>137246075
The better question would be who would be stupid enough to prank Daidouji.
>>137251007
>Hikage traps the leader of her enemy gang several years ago
>"My name is Gina Montoya, you killed my Hinata. Prepare to die."
>>137251092
I could see some cute shota pranking her and when she's super mad and about to punch the shit out of him he just hugs her andthe rest is subject of doujins.
W-what would happen if I posted with a trip...
How much do you think Murasaki would weigh?
>>137251550
200 pounds.
>>137251550
She's tiny but has huge bonkers, I'd say about 70-75kg
>>137251254
Nothing.
>>137251251
That shota is going to die
>>137251810
More like Daidouji would get addicted to his dick!
>>137251550
A lot and Iloveit
>>137251810
I bet she'll be very gentle with him.
>>137251810
heh gay
>>137252026
You and me both.
Hope everyone's day is goes well!
>>137252034
s-sauce?
>>137252026
>>137252698
Stupid fatass bitch
I bet her ass is even bigger because she sits on it all day eating greasy, fattening pizza like the useless ho she is
>>137252965
http://exhentai.org/g/742628/84263b04f2/
You're lucky that I saved the full page, I wouldn't have found it otherwise.
>>137253165
thanks melissa-senpai!
>the fucking retard who shits up the thread even though he hasn't played a single senran thread is back
God bless the hide function.
>>137253450
Is this a cruel joke?
>>137253450
Do you have the Asuka ones?
Can anyone give me tips/advice on deep crimson? I'm getting the shit kicked out of me. Enemy bosses seem to break my combos and clothing in the middle of my combo on them, and I just get rekt in general.
Mornin'
>>137254038
Playing on easy I hope?
The bosses like dogan were bullshit, just timing my transformations and keeping my partner in tag battles alive, if you want to try being more cautious don't go for combos since there is no knockback, just tap and run as best you can storing up your special moves.
I really hated dogan though, he ain't a giant so no safe places to hide and can demolish you when he does his specials, pretty much luck and timing of specials helped and this was on easy
>>137254038
Use your supers and don't use air combos since they're pretty much worthless in DC.
>>137250576
Rolla bollin'
>>137254038
Use your ninpos for invincibility
Transformation restores health if you're trying to save it up.
There are ninja stones you can unlock doing special missions that can buff your characters up a little.
>Was using mobile the whole time
>goes on laptop
>sees change
o-oh
>>137250247
Rollin' for HAAAAAAU
>>137251251
Sounds unlikely.
>>137254545
>that can buff your characters up a little.
Try it buffs your characters a lot instead.
>>137254553
Can someone post a screenshot of the desktop view?
It seems that Anons here are too kind to not kiss a Senran and screenshot the moment.
>>137254634
But daidouji onee-sama is so cute.
>>137254841
I didn't know this was a thing, how do you do it?
>>137254568
Rollin for Ara Ara
>>137254418
Fitting, somehow.
>>137255068
Already decided by
>>137250576
Trying for Shiki
>>137254841
As >>137205226 proves, it's a cruel thing to do
Most of those names sound like very old ladies so I'll try forRin____
AWWWW whats with all the names AWWWWWWW
Did No-Kiss Anon commit sudoku?
>>137255516
Shut UP Shiki!
>>137205226
I kissued Ultra Tiddy in your stead.
>>137255648
No you shut up Rudolphchi
Bebetan is based off Kumamon, yet he's only got the role of Murasaki's repressed anger and nothing else.
Bebetan is suffering
>>137254872
True. Also I swear the names keep changing for April Fools.
>>137256061
They do.
Also, I hate Shiki's voice.
>Also I swear the names keep changing for April Fools.
You only figured this out now?
>>137254568
Hey there Melvin.
>>137247289
>A dog... Instructor needs to pamper me.. instructor pamper me.. I want to be pampered. Instructor...please! Just a little more!
We're basically shinobi for a day. Constantly switching schools, assuming a new identity with each post.
>playing yomi's shinobi heart mission
>into starts on about povery and stuff
>sound stops
>"shit gonna get real?"
>ps4 experienced a problem
>system resets
Is Yomi trying to send me broke by breaking my ps4, dafuq?
Why is this girl so perfect?
>checks email and sees "Senran Kagura Estival"
>clicks to see that it was another "customers who brought..." message
damn it it's the third day since it hasn't shipped
>>137256690
Her moveset is far from perfect.
>>137256690
Murasaki is made out of happiness.
>>137256690
She's a cute shut in.
>>137256690
she's a fatass
>>137256762
I doubt that.
>>137247530
>A lea..leopard? How do I imitate a leopard?
>gaoooooo, gaoooo
>A-Am I doing this properly...?
>ah,yes, I should imitate the movement rather than just cry.. I understand, I'll do this.
>gao. gaooo. uuu,uu,uuuuu...
>GAO, GAOOOOO
>AHHH, aaa, sorry!
>This is pushing my excitement on instructor. I'm sorry.
>eh, what's with that look instructor?
>This is, I want to eat instructor. This thought is.... gulp.
>>137256917
How can someone with such a cute smile not be made out of happiness?
What do you think would happen if Ryoubi did something really lewd to Ryouna and it made Ryouna really uncomfortable?
>>137256347
>>137256958
Thanks m8. Bashou is a slut.
>>137257182
A smile is not her default expression. Wouldn't you expect that from someonemade out of happiness?
>>137257410
Murasaki is probably just a pro poker player and has her pokerface on 24/7. When she wins her emotions shine through.
Somehow this theme is getting good. I don't know why. It feels comfy now.
>>137257808
I to cum on Murasaki while she's reading Rapunzel.
>>137257808
>play poker with your gf Murasaki
>go all in
>you're gonna win this time
>three-of-a-kind aces and two 2s
>lay down your cards
>Murasaki lays her's down
>it's a fucking Royal Flush
>start getting mad
>she smiles
>forgot why you were getting mad
>>137257808
What if it was a game of strip poker?
>>137258414
Wait until after she's done reading Rapunzel! She doesn't like to be interrupted!
>>137257808
I think it's actually the fact that she's horribly depressed and on very rare occasions she feels a little better about her horrible life
>>137258445
Obviously she'd win some new clothes for bebe-tan.
>>137258548
Can I eat her out instead?
Why are Imu and Miyabi so cute together?
>hikage and shiki are best friends
>hikage chats to her like a normal high school girl
>Her nickname is hikka
How did this start considering their different schools?
>>137259530
>Hikage
>school
>>137259530
>it was a dream
Damnit I wanted to fight a giant mirai
>>137259634
Yeah I gathered, was typing as reading
Oppais!
>>137259713
>Kat will never momi momi you
You wake up with a senran butt in your face but you can't see the rest of her until you call her by name also you can't tell because they all have the same ass
what do /skg/?
>>137243063
Isn't Shiki a Buddhist? Why is she wearing a Catholic nun outfit?
>>137260053
If it's a fat ass and not Mirai's skinny loli butt, then push her off and leave me alone.
Fuck you Charlie, piece of shit. Where's my money?
>>137260053
I call out all of the Senran's names until I get it right.
>>137260053
Push it away
>>137260076
I'm not sure if she's a buddhist, but if she was, buddhism doesn't address theism since it doesn't lead to enlightenment
>>137260053
Poke asshole to make them say something, then tell who by their voice
>walking down the street with your girlfriend Ryobi
>she looks at all the bimbos with huge tits
>one of them smiles your way
>Ryobi glares at you
>gets a sadistic smirk
>suddenly feel her grab and firmly hold your crotch
>"EVERYONE! THIS IS MINE! I USE IT FOR MY PLEASURE!"
>>137260053
Real senrans expert like me can recognize them by the way they push their butts in your face.
>>137260053
Start licking.
>>137260627
This.
Minori does this cute little butt gyration thing when she can't sit comfortably.
>>137260053
Enjoy every minute of it until I die somehow, if they want me to stop they can leave.
Pretty sure to do that means they're asking for it
is it possible to reposition accessories while in diorama mode, or pose a character while you're in the dressing room?
I need to know for reasons that will facilitate my life
Shiki smells _________
>>137261340
goooood
>>137261340
bad!
>>137260527
>Proudly smile at her proclamation
>>137260527
>blushes
>Ryobi.. if you keep grabbing me like that.. I'l..
>>137260958
Why doesn't Hikage like being on the beach, /skg/?
>>137261915
snek haet water
>>137261714
>DO IT you filthy animal!
>JUST DO IT all over me though!
>Show them your MY pet! I OWN YOU!
>>137261340
>turn and look Ryoubi in the eye
>plant both of my palms on her tits
>"EVERYONE! THESE ARE MINE! I USE THEM FOR MY PLEASURE!"
>>137261915
She's watching her step in case she steps on a crab
>>137261967
I didn't know I wanted this
>>137261967
>Pregnant with five
Jesus how fertile is she?
>>137262181
Did Homu get buried in the sand already?
>>137261050
anyone?
>>137262072
Purbric rewdness? Yes, no good.
Wirr say at station, sank you.
>>137261050
yes its possible, its all in the manual
I want to snuggle with Murasaki in her cozy bed while we watch anime together!
>>137262403
Officer Hikage why are you arresting them and not the groper that's been praying on people in the park?
>>137262309
When adjusting accessories press Square to make the character use pose they're using in diorama mode.
It makes more complex accessory positioning like the ones shown in this diorama possible.
>>137234032
>>137234165
she has an e cup according to the her thing
>>137262584
You wirr expurain at station arso? Groping at park, no good.
>>137262032
Jizzing on Ryoubi!
>>137262652
>pic
Are these those adult games Haruka plays?
>>137262995
Minori can play them! She's a big girl!
>>137262652
I wish there were more colors for the censor bar than white and blankevery character would be a gundam in my game holy shit maybe it's a good thing they're only white and blank
Some more Senran Kagura tapestries up for sale on mandarake as of recently. Two of those Naraku and Kagura ones have been up for like two months.
http://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1041308943&ref=list
http://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1039305409&ref=list
http://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1037361038&ref=list
http://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1041306863&ref=list
http://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1039611364&ref=list
http://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1039558831&ref=list
>>137264574
Do they have Naraku AND Kagura on the same tapestry or are they separate?
>>137264768
Click the links and find out.
Cumming in Hikage! Deep, deep, DEEP inside Hikage!
>>137265236
No!
>>137265407
Why not?!?!
>>137265236
Lewd.
>>137265463
snek is not for sexual
>>137265606
Says you.
>19 more posts until we get a new thread and we'll all be stuck experiencing chan+
why god
>>137265606
Snek isn't just sexual, SHE IS HYPER SEXUAL! It is not my fault I can't resist!
Tell me why you love your Senran or I'll kill her.
Does Hikage have to capacity to rape people?
>>137221217
it just kinda happens. although this is solely my experience and isn't really reflective of anything, i feel.i met someone back in 2010 or 2011 through someone im not friends with anymore. i didnt really talk to her much because i'd already had my eye on someone else and honestly my friend only introduced me to her to get me out of that. i think at one point i went like 6 months not speaking to her lol...
fast forward to about 2 years later and we get closer. then we start fucking around on and off for a while. goes on until summer of the next year until...idk? i guess she just got bored of me. 'cept i had (and still have) feelings for her. she doesn't wanna say anything because she still values me as a friend and she's had bad experiences with this stuff. so i stuck around
since then, we've argued lots, we've cut eachother off quite a bit. each time, one of us comes back to the other after months. there's a /lot/ im leaving out but this whole thing isn't healthy and she only wants me around because the only "value" i have for her is as a distraction from her issues and she doesn't want me to help her in anyway at all for whatever reason. i just don't think that's a healthy way to cope and after all of this stuff i'd really rather just not be around her anymore, so i've just stopped hanging around her.
i get messages every once in a while asking why i'm not on skype anymore, so i show up, and get off after a few minutes because she just moves on right afterwards. that's about all it is, these days. i still feel strongly for her, but after all the sacrifices i made for her sake and the little appreciation i got from her (she really, really treated me like shit for months) this really isn't worth it anymore.
anyway, sorry about that blogpost. hikage is best girl and whatnot.
>>137265949
She has to use that tongue for something
>>137265947
No.
>>137265772
Post verrrrrrryyyyyyy slowwwwwwwwlllllllyyyyyyy
What would you consider to be the lewdest background for dioramas?
I don't really like using the 2d backgrounds because everything looks weird against the 2d background
Oh sweet christ what have I woken up to
>>137265947
She has a sexy, curvy body and a warm yet seductive personality
I am awake!
>>137266721
4chan, or rather, chan+
>>137266834
Have a good morning kiss!
>>137266721
Just embrace it. Take it all in slowly
I want to sit on Daidouji's lap while I play video games!
>>137266995
Anons kissing?
>Kaede.jpg
AprilFoolsChan looks terrible
I want to obliterate Daidouji!
I want to scalp Daidouji and wear her hair on my head!
I want to exceed my limits with Daidoujiwhile holding hands!
>>137267902
I want to hold Ikaruga's head below the water until she stops struggling!
We're at bump limit.
It's time for me to embrace 4chan+
>>137266834
That's a big wall.
>>137182164
http://i.imgur.com/NYS3zvC.pngoh god i forgot
this totally counts