April Fools on the high seas Edition
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>Wiki with Release Trees and General Tactics:
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>Ammunition Types
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https://www.fanfiction.net/search.php?keywords=%22war+thunder%22&ready=1&type=story
>All the Air RB/SB maneuvers you would want to know + Engine thingamabobs:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=200974026
>Every Airplane Instrument Panel translated
http://www.mediafire.com/view/q4nybrogygdchdb/ND's_aircraft_reference_guide.pdf
>Youtube Channel with Tutorials and Gameplay Videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/galahadgawain/playlists
>Steam community:
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>vg chatroom:
Type " /join vg " into chatbox.
If prompted for a password, use "memes".
>memespeak
>Joystick Comparisons:
http://www.xbitlabs.com/articles/multimedia/display/joystick-roundup_8.html
>Chart displaying weapon effectiveness against ground units
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H1_cSnYKSKbU6Giql2bMDdFoXefeq6ENWuvjQbtquMs
Ships are garbage.
>>137162995
>Yfw ships are the new GF
>Ships are 10x worse than GF ever was
>LMS in ships
Nth for they should have done a WWII CL, not a 16th century shitbox.
Do you think we'll get LMS mechanics on botes?
>>137163087
Ground forces is fine. They actually did things. Ships did nothing. Planes launched from carriers did all the work
>>137163216
>Ground forces is fine
>They should've just released ships instead of giving us a teaser april fools for ships!
I don't think many people on wtg actually understand what the april fools event is supposed to be
nth for vegeta is a massive retard
Nth for SG508!
>>137163403
>Had literally said "Oh yeah she's alive" two minutes before Yak started talking
wew lad
Erika-chan's thighs!
>>137163216
>Ground forces is fine
Posted from my russian tank
>>137163610
FUCK OFF ERIKA
>>137163764
Posted from my russian plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrB3P8yLHNw&feature=youtu.be
FYI, seriously. Don't alt-tab whilst launching the game or it will SERIOUSLY fuck up your audio. It's supposed to play sea shanties on the main menu as part of the April fools thing. This was the thing I was sperging out in chat about
>>137163764
>naziboos popping flares trying to still push the russian bias meme as naziboo bias becomes more obvious
posted from my literally undedable tiger )))
>some yellow-bellied sandcrab tries to run outside the map
>mfw the kraken takes him and his crew to the bottom
So why did Gumby and Erika break up?
>>137163398
>that they should've given us something they could at least disguise as being related to the game's time frame isn't a valid criticism
>the event would have been worse somehow of it was relevant to the time frame
>>137163909
i dunno seems like a bretty gud april fools to me
would've been better if it had burst your eardrums and you had to go to hospital desu
>>137163403
I for one am glad Danial is mentally challenged. It serves as a reminder that no matter how much this game frustrates me, things could be a whole lot worse.
>Ships
>>137164080
Dude, i fucking shit myself. How can they fuck up so hard that audio breaks when you alt-tab
>>137164051
April fools doesn't have to be related to the game in the fucking slightest you utter tard. You've actually convinced me that most people complaining actually DON'T understand what the april fools event is about.
>>137164006
Rumor has it Erika cheated.
man-o'-war when ?
>>137163909
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM SCARED TO LAUNCH MY GAME
>>137164262
The mechs were fun because they were WWII mechs.
The ponies, snails, and this are all the exact same level of shit.
>that satisfying fucking feel when you complete the turn before he does
>you blast your volley and he goes down
So fun
>>137164051
>april fools has to be related to the games timeframe
>>137164398
Its a shame those mechs will never be seen again. They were pretty cool and the designs were cool too. I'd like to see them make a mech game like that with more detail
>Shipposting
3 days on the high seas
>>137164051
>I don't think many people on wtg actually understand what the april fools event is supposed to be
>reveals that he absolutely doesn't understand what the april fools event is supposed to be
pottery
>>137164514
Theyve used them atleast once in some other event
>>137164724
I get that april fools is supposed to have a fun one-off. I don't get why WWII ships would not be more appropriate.
>>137165002
Because where's the april fools in making it completely relevant to the game?
>3 days
>still not updated enabler_64bit.exe
>>137165002
>ww2 ship to ship combat
>in a ww2 game with ship combat coming very soon
>ha ha April fools!
Yep, very much in the spirit of april fools, just released some planned gameplay early.
Friendly reminder this """"""""""april fools event"""""""""" is a tremendous waste of artist resources. Some of the coding might be tangentially related to WT Ships, but probably not a lot.
>>137165002
Are you that dense ?
IT COMES FROM ANOTHER GAIJIN GAME, this is a playable teaser for one of their next f2p.
>>137165192
some using that got permabanned, others got 14d bans
>>137165319
Oh the humanity! We lost valuable time and resources of making entire ship trees and maps by wasting it on a SINGLE ship!
>>137165319
The WT team didn't work on it you retard, it's a different team that is making a renaissance era ship game.
God damn you people are as clever as the official forum crowd.
>>137165002
adding river patrol boats into the ground forces maps with rivers/shorelines could have been a little funny, i guess. i know the soviets had some with t-34 turrets stuck on. but i dont know if germans had an equivalent
>>137164302
I can confirm this. Gumby wanted to wait till marriage, so I stepped into satisfy Erika's needs. It's only natural.
>>137165516
>expecting wtg to not be retarded
Your first mistake!
>>137165575
rude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5owAoNGDn9I
JUST
>>137165854
Its either that or a test drive. The good options are effective filtered out. Ive stopped signing in daily as getting a good huge trophy was the only reason to sign in every day. That reason is now gone.
>>137166006
>>137165854
lmao one of the "huge rewards" is letting you test drive a vehicle you haven't unlocked yet?
Why don't they just let you do that anyways, I hate how you need to own it or have it next down the list or premium vehicle in order to test drive a vehicle you otherwise can't, I understand it for PVP but why not let you test drive everything just to experience it?
Fuck
>>137166296
Test drives are premiums. Its a useless reward tbqh. You still have to pay for crew and repair costs.
>>137165575
Erika confirmed for worst girl, what a total slut.
At least Gumby-chan isn't used goods!
>>137166296
You seem confused. You can take them out on the base test drive map any time, the daily log in reward is a one hour rental they call a test drive.
How are people so bad at ships? I literally haven't died yet after ~10 games.
>>137166575
too busy shitposting to play
>>137166296
the test drive can be moderately useful, if the premium vehicle they give u test drive time for is in a nation/tier that u have dont have everything unlocked in yet, but theres no filtering to help encourage it to be useful ie: ive played nothing but air forces for the past few months and they hand me a calliope test drive i have no interest in
>>137165575
>It's only natural.
1000$ you complain on /r9k/ that you can't find a qt virgin gf while having your life revolving around sex.
>>137166553
>>137166498
>>137166717
Yeah I was talking about this test drive
You can only test drive vehicles you unlocked or have next to unlock but not the ones after.
I just wish they let you test drive all of them just to get a taste of what they're like and maybe you really like how one Tier III or IV handles and suddenly you're that much more motivated to push to that tier and know which tank/plane you're gunning for.
That's the test drive I meant.
>>137166934
forgot pic
>>137166850
>lusting after erika/gumby
something tells me he isnt interested in a gf
>>137166934
They'd never do that. Everyone would take out the He 162 or Yak-15, see that they're absolute ass, and nobody would ever grind to jets.
fuck
Triahx is a gay
latest patch broke the game completely for me :(. I get to the "connecting" screen and then it just crashes:
"
7zip error 1 status 0 in LzmaDec_DecodeToBuf
source: 'content/hq_tex/res/hq_tex_hangar.dxp.bin'
"
RIP
>>137167270
heh
I just wanna fly the big bombers and jets, have some fun with them for a bit on the test map, get a feel for them.
Without grinding endlessly plane after plane just to even get the chance to test drive them
How to join SIEMA?
>SuicideGirls 508
Triahx is a MESS
Triahx is a WASTE
Triahx was a BIG MISTAKE
Hey, this sounds like a great idea! What do you guys think, "/wtg/"? Should I take advantage of this unique opportunity™?
Daily reminder Triahx is a limey leprechaun nigger
>>137167901
Siema is full of elitist assholes, join SG instead
>It's another Ts aspies infighting epside on the general
>>137168492
>the fall of the doggo poster
How did he turn into a shitlord in record time lads?
Triahx has NO friends, he does NOT have a girlfriend, and he is a waste of space
JOHOHO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
http://strawpoll.me/7240583
>it's another /wtg/ internal drama episoed
Triahx is also an inbred nigger who gets pegged by his mother on a daily basis
>>137168824
>no all of the above option
WHO /blacksails/ HERE
>>137168824
>pick one
>>137168584
Literally just hide them, that's what I've been doing. You're shitposting by mentioning them.
>it's a "i climbed and killed a nigger but got jumped because the rest of my team didn't climb" episode
How do I fix this? Also In spitfires I should horizontally turn, not vertically turn, right? Because 109s can use their energy creating fusion cores to outturn me if I let them dive even for a second?
>>137168824
Honestly I am glad Triahx is finally getting the infamy he deserved. FUCK Triahx
This picture is NOT Triahx.
>>137169056
I tried watching this over a year ago when I started playingWoWSbut it was so shitty I dropped it 20 minutes in.
Triahx comes from a long line of noble Irish blood. He is true sovereignty
http://strawpoll.me/7240659/r
>>137168726
He joined TS
>>137167915
>Suicide Girls 508
>Junko Enoshima is the commander
Holy fuck, we have the alternate pin up girl squadron confirmed.
What a time to be alive
why are you teamspeak people so rude to one another here. simply dreadful. please learn how to be respectful and better friends to one another
>wake up
>go on /wtg/
>there's now a 508 just for me
thanks guys
t. supergauntlet
>>137169654
The first season is pretty mediocre but the second and third one are gold. Still lots of action, but also a fuckton of character development, scheming and drama. I'm loving it.
>the three aspies that literally no one likes make their own channel
pottery
>>137170307
I like Mio at least.
The other two are total faggots, though.
>>137169923
Fucking this
Why can't we all be nice to each other like in other generals?
>>137170792
doug a cute, dont bully
HELP
>>137170307
>>137170393
Triahx is okay most of the time, you just have to remember the context behind everything he says. He lives in a barren depressing wasteland largely devoid of intelligent life that has a chronic lack of entertainment and memes.
So long as you remember that, then all the shitposting and being baited so easily is just his nature, and probably his way of crying for help.
Besides the shitty memes posted in the thread, Triahx is literally a whiny little fag who complains about absolutely everything in his third world accent. And then when his 'girlfriend' gets home from supporting his habit (Wasting LITERALLY 2000 Euros on this shit game), he decides to whisper and shit up the chat function of the TS
"EPICCCCCCC"
"WHOOT?"
"OHHH KEYYYY"
"INTELLIGIBLE"
They're eating him! And then they're gonna eat me!
>>137171146
Where the fuck does he live?
>>137170916
>>137171150
>Lohere
ebin
>>137171182
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
>>137171150
He is literally as much of a fag as Konig desu
>>137171234
Ireland
>>137171182
Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
SG is starting to take shape! Just send an application if you want to join!
>>137171234
Scotland.
>>137171427
can I join?
t. messer
>>137170307
It's nice down here. There's no hillbilly bob screaming in my ear about his kids and welfare or Mind_geek the living piece of burnt toast telling me about how white people are bad
>>137171392
>>137171234
>>137170916
>>137171150
Shut the fuck up Vegeta, nobody likes you. You can't even go to community college. AMERICAN community college. Go back to fucking your daughters
>>137171427
Can cute girls join?
>>137170792
Should have done it ages ago.
>>137171627
Vegeta failed community college?
>>137171508
You sure can. Just send your request and I will accept it as soon as I see it :)
>>137171671
No, join QT508 instead
>>137171736
>pedos and trannies
no thanks
>>137171671
Everyone can join my friend.
>>137171729
Yes. He also lives off of benifits from the government, and shitposts every fucking day about me in wtg`
Not gonna lie, this is probs the most fun i had with WT since ages.
Naval combat is great.
>>137171736
>si vis pacem, para bellum
most autistic motto in history
>>137171969
Isnt he a bootstraps type of guy conservative though? Why is he taking handouts?
>>137171969
Wew lad
Narcissism isn't fitting on an anonymous imageboard
the one guy they have sifting thru the bug reports on the forums sure is a busy guy
>>137171801
I'm already in QT though.
>>137172043
Couldn't think of anything and had just finished a game of ships. First thing that sprang to mind.
>>137172138
He's a fucking idiot, what do you expect?
>>137172043
Babbies first Latin. Like muhreens screaming semper fi.
>>137172138
>>137172195
He thinks 'Triahx' posting is funny. I'm not even Irish, but his feeble American mind is too small to comprehend that
>You will never take Vegeta's loli out for ice cream before having her ride you like a horse
>>137172390
Please dont equate all americans with that worthless sack of shit. We all have our undesirables.
>Someone impersonating both Triahx and Vegeta
Reminder to TK all JG shitters on sight.
>>137172919
>mememing against the only legit 508
el oh el
>>137172919
TK508 when
Don't ever shoot at me or my dad's ship ever again.
>>137174092
It would be short-lived, gaijin ban entire clans for not following the TOS
>>137174127
POST TRAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
>>137174904
Her """""""music""""""" is garbage, but she's a top qt
TRAX
https://youtu.be/xVJqw977S_8
>>137174127
>>137174271
>>137174327
>complain about Grouch posting blogs in the general
>do the same exact thing
???
>ships
>literally can't even do transonic speeds
Boring garbage desu
LAND HO
wew
>>137175102
literally godtier soundtrack
rip generals 2
>>137173054
"legit"
At least it's pretty.
https://forum.warthunder.com/index.php?/user/313452-scarper/
Fuccboi number one has a new avatar. Is he really 55 years old?
How will they overhaul the hangar view when they actually introduce boats?
>>137177670
That avatar is a breach of forum rules because it's a political and historical figure from the 20th century, I strongly suggest that everyone who wants the forums to be moderated correctly and people to obey the rules we all report it accordingly.
Just unlocked this but can't find it anywhere
>>137177842
And get banned in response?
>fly as allies on norway
>in clouds not too far from A point but nowhere near over it
>can see AAA firing but it's not aimed at me
>Plane degrades in 5 seconds and then catches fire as i fly further away
>"killed by AAA"
why am i here?
>>137178383
>being shit
>not be THE shit
>>137178629
>being THE shit
>not eating the shit
>>137178813
ok junkers
>>137178629
>Literal no go zone for half the players in the middle of a map stretching up to 5km+
Life is so bad when im a shitter
>>137178965
without a defined horizontal boundary
>>137178383
AAA is honestly fucking ridiculous this patch
Can't go anywhere near anything that has AAA defenses or else you're fucked no matter how fast you go or how much you maneuver.
Hell, even AAA trucks on maps like Korea will tear your ass apart.
>>137177937
thats the new armor/bush hats that isnt in the game yet
>>137169964
>another literally who tries to hop on the namedropping bandwagon
DED AS FUCK POST PLENZ
>>137183259
I mean it's just because it's SG508, and supergauntlet -> sg
but I mean le memes xd etc etc
>>137177734
they will be forced to
i have no idea how they are going to do this tho
Are there games like the current april mode?
Im really feeling like some naval multiplayer
So QT, JG, KG, ZG are dead right?
LG and SG new hotness?
>>137183943
yep nobody joins 508s other than LG or SG.
JG508 banned when?
>>137177842
I had a conversation open with a mod, talking about my posting ban. So I decided to inquirer about Scarpers Avatar
>>137184180
Hopefully soon
Too many literally who shitposters in JG
>>137184872
holy kek
anyone have that webm of the russian girl in world war 2 uniform singing with the chubby kid in uniform playing accordion next to her?
i hope this april fools silliness doesnt distract from fixing the significant fps losses and problems people have been experiencing since the includion of these new clouds graphics
>>137184872
>All that irony and satire in one post
>Those low level backhand comments mixed memes
do you only break out the bantz for nabutso and game mods?
>>137185309
Nabutso is a cunt and my question to the mod is a legit question ;^)))))
good evening my friends, how are the tanks and planes and ships today
>>137184872
wasted oppertunity, be more subtle next time. It's easy to read this for what it is and ignore it.
perhaps i will try to unlock that new japan boat plane tonight
i hope i can find a plane that will make me happy someday
>>137185861
I hope you find her anon...
Pacific Hidden Airbase would make a great map for this mod, imagine the chaos in the cavernous interiors
Well, ships was fun for about 4 minutes.
>>137186987
Best arcade map by far. Would maybe even be fun in RB.
>>137187243
Pacific Hidden Airbase?
I never see it in arcade, unless you mean this boat map
>>137177734
how do I get the boat to show like that after the mission?
>>137177734
They'll just put little wheels on it like with the boat planes
>>137188192
Those were real though
>>137177734
>>137177734
they will show boats in bottles on a shelf in the hangar
>>137188769
>Decals added for boats
>They're fucking enormous and work as camouflages for tanks
>Supercharger gear: 2
>dat speed increase
>Stephen Fry did voice acting for this game
>>137189101
what?
Now I actually want them to start the trees from the Napoleonic era.
>>137189139
The cutscenes for the historic campaigns are narrated by him
>>137183671
world of warships? if you want old boats then... pirates of the Caribbean rpg or assasin creed black flag
>>137189101
That degenerate hasn't done anything worthwhile since Jeeves & Wooster/Fry and Laurie
>>137189249
that's birds of prey "stolen" content is it
>>137188046
It's the screen you get after quitting a boat match, I just F12'd to get a screenshot without UI
>>137188192
>200m battleship
>on little wheels in the middle of an airfield
Sounds like something Gaijin would think is okay
>this pirate song playing in the hangar
what the fuck
>>137189851
>>137188192
>>137177734
Just replace the ground with water, put ships in hanger, or outside of it, done
Every match I get now is dusk/dawn with cloudy weather, it's like they really want me to see how awful these new clouds are
>new warbond shop is shit again
The Ki-44 with meme cannons is almost tempting though.
>yfw the horten was not only downtiered but also buffed
>>137191014
how many bonds does it cost?
>>137191223
3000
RARE
A
R
E
>>137191491
lmaoing@these clouds
>>137191014
discouraging to hear. collecting warbonds with a goal in mind was somewhat pleasant. but i will have to take a look over the offerings myself
>>137191014
It's honestly worst the eagles.
So much fun shitting on Sunderlands with you CA-CHUNK-CA-CHUNK-CA-CHUNK fucking melt enemy plane cannons
Or the Warbonds
>ships in War Thunder
and you faggots said this day would never come
>>137191659
The vehicles are:
ZUT-37: 3400
Ki-44-II otsu: 3000
German IL-2 (1942): 2600
Boomerang Mk II: 2700
American Ki-43-II: 2300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>Maximum uptier in tanks
>F2H
>MiG-17 behind me
>barrel roll
>goodbye wings
This never happened to me before, was this weakening of the F2H's wings mentioned in any recent patchnotes?
>>137192074
german il-2, what a mess, germany has better tank busters of its own
maybe i will shoot for american ki-43-ii as its cheapest
>sea shanties sung by russian voice actors
Gaijew what are you doing
>>137192403
>breaking wings in barrel roll
Shit, I've never had that happen in any plane. Have they changed the DM recently?How fast were you going?
>>137192689
>How fast were you going?
Dunno, 900+ kph IAS
I've pushed this plane pretty hard in the past and it never ripped. I'm not sure if they made its wings weaker or if it has less stiffening now so it can pull more Gs
>tfw 14 day ban so won't be able to get a free prem plane with war bonds this month
>People buying into these arcade bullshit ships without any simulated damage control and water-tight compartments
EBIN!!!
How the fuck do people even get to the Korean era American tanks? Fighting tigers and Russian tanks is impossible at this BR
How do you even kill anything in the botes event? With how the cannons keep moving up and down and the weird ballistics of the shells and shit I feel like it's a game of "keep shooting at the enemy until he's dead"
Am I supposed to aim for any specific parts or anything, or just shoot and hope I do damage?
>>137193565
water line
>>137193408
Clappers? Use anything with 90mm and the light tonks
Bongs? I'm not sure, haven't gone past rank III yet because ground forces bores me these days
>>137192074
Garbage
Fun
Garbage
Okay
Meh
Why is naval aviation best aviation?
>>137194323
God the Phantom is so ugly.
>>137194323
>no Hellcat
>all those uggo jets in between the props and Tomcat/Hornet
4/10 infographic
>>137194776
>not liking the so ugly it's pretty cool style
>dora outturns a tempest ii
WWEWEEWEWEWEEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEWWEWEWEWEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrB3P8yLHNw
Reposting Triahx's video because there are NO glitches in war thunder
especially NOT audio glitches when you alt-tab
>>137194776
>>137194905
>calling the F9F ugly
I am on my way to your homes to murder you. Make peace with your god before I arrive.
>>137195152
Fuck off Triahx.
>>137195152
holy shit my fucking ears. Did anyone else get this?
>>137195231
My mistake. F9F gets to chill with the cool jets.
>>137195390
>How dare you share game related content
Also, I guess since you namedropped the wrong person, I'll namedrop the wrong person in return
ok godart32
>>137195740
Literally who.
Hey guys I replaced the rabbit's ears from that furry movie with human ears
>>137195783
ok luchini
>>137195882
So it's Mrs Otterton now
>go to help teammate
>he fucks off or dies
>2 niggers get on my ass
>nobody behind me to help
>die
>repeat
>>137196119
Literally me 10 minutes ago.
Only I alt F4'd after getting killed.
>>137195152
I'm fucking crying
>>137195152
>Put my video in this shithole
>autists blame me
>Give it a thumbs down
Whoever you are, I hope you're happy for ruining the rating on my video
>>137195152
HAHAHAHA
remember there are no warthunder glitches
>>137196119
No reason to help team mates who put themselves into shit situations. Ignore their complaining in chat, ignore people calling you a noob.
Takes a long time to get yourself out of this cycle. Worry about yourself and the team mates who prove to you they have a clue. Everyone else is bait for the enemy.
You might lose games for doing this, but at the end of the day it's not your fault, it's the retarded shits on your team who nose dive to 0-1000m alt the minute an enemy looks at them.
>>137193408
>legit got the Maus and Leo
It's hard, but it's worth it. At least for the Maus. Fuck the Leo. It was never good to me. Same with the T-54. Both are shit tanks. I'd use my T-10M but I have self-respect.
>>137196532
>Worry about yourself and the team mates who prove to you they have a clue.
>do that
>get jumped by 2 niggers
>can't escape them both if they dive on me
>can't turn with them both
>die
>repeat
