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baby pomfchicken edition

LAST TIME ON /ss13g/
>"wow our server sucks!"
>Other server dirt gets posted
>"wow nevermind"
>waifus and blogposting
>speaking of meet pomf, senaat and nexis, my chicks

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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BAWK BAWK
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Hime is the cutest waifu!
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I want to care for those chickens
Lil qts
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Skeletons return right soon
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>>137159193
The ack must remain cracked.
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Sixth for me being the cutest waifu.
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>>137160496
Which waifu r u
Who u husbando
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>>137160496
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>>137160913
As if I'd tell you!
It's probably not you though and I don't think he likes me.
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>>137158861
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remove dragonbro when?

He's already been removed twice, how is he still admin?
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>>137162184
he's based as fuck shut up
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>>137162184
dragonmeme is alright even if he did bannu me, I was being a turd. Maybe he should let up on the buttons but other than that hes okay
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>>137158861
>senaat

oh geez
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14th for engineering dream teams!
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/commit/6e4fbc45d32519ab29398b9c179de0e9adfef17c

Clusterfack is playing with atmos under the carpet
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>>137162479
He asked for names 2 or 3 threads ago and someone told him to name them after hosts/headmins/coders that contributed a lot
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>Want to contribute to husbando posting
>My favorite static name is a clown
>Clowns cant be husbandos
>Arent even allowed in aa2
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>>137161076
Aw, come on.
Give the deets. We need names, here.
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>>137164471
>clowns cant be husbandos
says fucking who honker
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>>137162495
Hi Angelite.
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>>137164471
it's Hugh right?
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>all that shit Kingston pulled
>3 DAY BAN
MAXIMUM
W E W
E
W
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Well that was a great round...

t.The HoP
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the day valids went too far
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>During a roundstart where cryo and cloning were absent from box medbay, a certain doctor decided to take the chance to add a bit of customization to medical through building their own little office where cryo had been previously. Yahir, an assistant at the time, took some form of offence to this and insisted that cryo be rebuilt exactly where it had been, and proceeded to start dismantling the doctors office. The doctor, having had enough of this shit, chloralled yahir, to which nevill started chase and got yahir out of medical. Yahir then asked Nevill to help him kill the monkey (Oh dear) 'Because the monkey obviously isn't going to give up and let me rebuild medbay.'Nevill comes in, and starts dismantling the office as well, to which the doctor replies with tossing a metal rod at Nevill 'I threw a sheet of metal at him or something which doesn't do any damage'. (Problem here is that metal rods do the exact same damage as floor tiles) So nevill takes it up a notch http://pastebin.com/HgPKn82b . This kills the monkey doctor.After the monkey is down for the count, it is being treated by another doctor, problem here is that nevill then grabs the monkey doctors body, and tosses it out of an airlock, ensuring that the player would not be able to play as that character again for the rest of the round. This is the point that it goes too far and becomes poor escalation on Nevills part, as nobody had died from said doctor, and nobody had certainly been removed from the round entirely.Discussed with other admins, serverban for serious shenanigans
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>>137165495
yes, and?
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>Kingston banned
>Nevill banned
>AI purged on accident
What a round. Nevill, I hope you know what I'm referring to when I say you need to take it down a a notch.
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>>137165495

>medbay so shit they need cyro and cloning to do any thing
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>Join as shaft miner
>Mine everything and give to science
>Fly out to the clown planet and get phazon and bananium for science
>Go braindead for a while
>Come back and spend rest of the round replacing the floor tiles with plasma, silver, gold, uranium and diamond
Not that bad of a round. It feels like a lot was going on but I paid it no mind.
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>>137164471
You mean what girl doesn't want a robust honkboy at her side?
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>>137165669
Sometimes players come dead in states they are not revivable, maybe try being a doctor for a full day?
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>>137165751
Don't do uranium floors.

They're radioactive.
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>>137165926
BRAIN TRANSPLANT SON
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>>137165961
Preferably, head transplanting. It takes fewer steps. In addition, you'll still need cloning if you want to return someone to their old identity after a head transplant.
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>>137165932
What's more, the floors pulse every time they're pulsed by radiation, making multiple floors incredibly dangerous

You could make the microwave scene from MGS4 if you wanted
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>>137158861
PROBE YOU USELESS CUNT, YOU'VE NOT UPDATED THE LINKS AND I HAD TO DO IT FOR YOU WEEKS AGO.
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
Love you really.
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>>137165932
>Don't do uranium floors.
>They're radioactive.
Yeah, I know. I only did those at the very end when the shuttle was 3 minutes away.
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You know, medbay without cyro and cloning wasn't that hard, all you need is surgery, chems, blood packs, iron, and a defib.
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>>137166920
IT'S NOT FUCKING CALLED CYRO
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>>137166920
Well they really need to buff the damage level at which people are able to be revived or alternatively make a life support machine that allows dead corpses to metabolize drugs.
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>>137166920
After everyone shifts gears and changes their methods its not so bad, it's mostly just the initial shock
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Long ass round but I'll post my favorite part
>Spawn in as clown
>YOU ARE THE DOUBLE NIGGER
>Name myself "Slip Belmont"
>Channel my inner shitter and instantly go to grab gloves, get into caps office and give myself all access
>Leave the spare, but grab the holy whip of legend
>Superglue it to my hand
>don the Lord Admiral coat
>The chef is minding his own business
>"YOU. WE HAVE SOME AGE OLD BUSINESS TO SETTLE."
>"Indeed we do."
>"COME TO THE HOLODECK WITH THE WEAPON OF YOUR CLAN. WE SHALL BATTLE BEFORE GOD HIMSELF"
>Wait at the holodeck, whip at the ready
>chef arrives
>He's holding a cleaver and donut
>"This donut is going down your throat in two minutes, clown."
>"I SHALL SEND YOU PACKING TO MEET YOUR ANCESTORS"
> The holodeck is set to space
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjVTrfb3jA comes on
>We begin to fight
>exchange blows, then knocked down by the cleaver
>Feeds me the tainted donut
>"You are already dead."
>"THEN WE BOTH DIE"
>cant end like this
>Get up and ultra combo him with the whip
>"I'LL KILL YOU AND THE NIGHT"
>Succumb to the cyanide that was in the donut
>an assistant that witnessed the whole thing shits >her pants and drags us to medbay
>chef was never revived
>that whole thing
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>>137164471
>aa2 can't have clowns
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
Need a good clown name.
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>>137167646
Assistant here, I had no idea what was going on but it was cool as fuck
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>>137165773
>that feel when secret clown crush
N-not me
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quick, what overlooked feature should an existing item or mob have that it doesn't have currently
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>>137168316
castlevania
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NO
GINGER
WAIFUS

REEEEEE
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>>137168316
chain of command should have discipline and mutiny settings, for lashings and executions respectively
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>>137168016
Theres only one true clown around here
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>>137166120
Sounds like a great gimmick idea
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>>137168430
there's literally one called ginger you blind fuck
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>>137168541
Her hair isn't the perfect shade of ginger

plus she never plays
shouldn't you be in bed Kammer?
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>>137168316
>>137168363
>>137168509
Affixing the null rod to the chain of command, and blessing it with 100u of holy water makes the vampire killer when?
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>>137166120
Why don't borgs do this during malf?
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>>137168647
>implying
kammerjunk hates the waifu shit man
pretty sure there's other gingers with other shades
like sabrina
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>>137165495
Should perma Nevill. He will just ban evade on one of his alts, or a new account later on tonight when he plays again.
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>>137168950
STRAWBERRY BLONDE IS NOT GINGER
Shouldn't you bed in bed Morena?
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>>137168950
whorena/shiggy go to bed
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>>137167646
What is a clown? A miserable little pile of honks.
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>>137169074
>>137169057
>>137168950
I'm not even posting, calm down
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>>137168950
sabrina is a fucking retard
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>>137169247
Your hair isn't ginger, please publicly admit that and I will leave you alone

t.
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>>137168647
I don't think its even late man
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>>137169559
it's strawberry blonde
which is ginger!
>>137169057
It's 10pm and I have ruined what little sleeping pattern I have.
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>>137169867
Strawberry blonde is like 5% ginger.
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>>137170135
nuhuh. she has the freckles and everything.
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>>137170339
eye colour?
height?
right or left handed?
These things can define if she's actually ginger
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>>137158861
I'm a newfag, and reading the "unwritten rules" in the forum.

As an antag is it fine to fuck up medbay?
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>>137170762
5'4, green and left handed, come at me!
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>>137170928
Antags are allowed to do almost anything other than killing people who just arrived and extending the round forever.
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>>137170928

as an antag you can do whatever except spawn camp arrivals, erp, and ick ock

there are some other things but who cares
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>>137171069
Pretty decent

I'll allow you to call yourself ginger from now onwards
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who else plays osu! to get robust
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>>137162495
I remember that round. Wish more engineering rounds were as calm as that one.
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When are we gonna steal Nudity Permits from vore
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why have the recent games been so slow and unrobust

i havent been on vgstation in over a year
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>>137172334
go fuck with people
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Contra weapons when? Infinite ammo, no knockback, but each bullet does like 2 brute.
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>TFW no strong, able-bodied husbandos
>All the available ones are waifish, frail faggots
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>>137172847
forgot image
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>>137173015
That's because you were late to the pickings and now all that's left is the dirty untrustworthy faggots.
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>>137171836
>osu!
>to get robust

Even if you can tolerate that bastardised 'game' and the circle jerk community that wouldn't know rhythm if it slapped them in the face, you can't seriously think you 'learn' anything by playing it, can you?

If you're playing osu! with a mouse you're playing it wrong anyway
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>>137173015
>options: shiggy "fuck em and leave em" piggy, sergay "crossdressing is not degenerate" validovich
it's a sad world
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>>137168520
>>137164471
Done, with mixed results.

I couldn't get clown hair or nose, so I did the next best thing, and fulfilled the spirit of the Honkmother by making Hugh look as ridiculous as possible.
Fucked around with ALL the sliders to make this work of art.
He also has all traits checked, because honk.
Jesus Christ, what a card.
http://i.imgur.com/UD5uorB.png
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>>137173309
>getting involved with the community of the game at all
nah, i just like to play 6 star songs that are comfy as fuck or stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt8klJjkHho

i'm not a drawfag and have no use for a tablet anyways
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>>137173712
hey AA2fag, did you ever make badrig bademan? your save needs a husbando that isn't a disgusting ayy
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Haven't played a while, what's the deal with the vaults?
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>>137173672
i don't crossdress anymore, that shit's just fucking cringy
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>>137173712
He's NOT FAT!
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>>137174565
i'm mostly shitposting
you're okay
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>>137173712
>http://i.imgur.com/UD5uorB.png
Oh gosh
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>>137173672
I'm so desperate I've considered husbandoing Gus because at least he's interesting
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>>137174124
I actually didn't plan on adding him, because that's what he'd want.
Maybe I can just palette swap Sergay's card and mess with the traits some and call it good. give him a brown/blue coat because detective/CMO.
But seeing how everyone's yandere now, it might want me want to put him in anyways so he can get killed by his own waifus and be TOGETHER FOREVER.
>>137174778
EXACTLY.
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>>137175330
>Sergay

you added a crossdressing faggot

but not an actual decent husbando?

the fuck is wrong witchu man
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>>137173672
I really like the idea of wooing Shiggy enough to make him stop the pump and dump. I don't know why.
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>>137176023
You're not going to be successful.
You have the same idea that all the other desperate faggots did, and the only thing you're going to do is get massively shit on by the general and possibly banned.
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>>137176023
t. Morena
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>>137175521
I guess I can replace Sergay with him. Do the palette swap thing like I said.
There's too many guys, though, what with the two plasmamen that look the fucking same.

Needs some waifus.
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>come into waifu/husbando discussions about /vg/station players

I'm just gonna leave
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>>137176320
Basically this.

Shiggy won't ever stop; he legitimately does not care about 'love'; he just wants someone to get his jollies off with, since it's the closest thing he'll get to getting laid ever again. Once he gets bored of your character, which he will, it's into the trash you go.

>>137176495
Okay, bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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>>137176417
>no vox
Sawbones and Bob need Rail
but then again no beaks so shieet
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>>137175330
Wait, is EVERYONE yandere now?
Like, Hyun, Hime, Angelite, and the rest?
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>>137176417
I see a distinct lack of Julia there.

Needs moar blue drill hair. That should be the next waifu you add.
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>>137176852
whorena and shiggy stay gone
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>>137176852
Eye color for durururu haired waifu?
>Adding Julia to the game and not Shiggy
This is going to be great.
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>>137176603
>Okay, bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Felt a little too touched, didn't ya?
Thought you shitters loved being touched by other fat neckbeards pretending to be anime grills
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>>137177047
>implying he cares about anyone but himself
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>>137177047
I think her eyes are just black, like demons outta Supernatural.
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>>137177047
>>137177351
They're a dark brown.
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FUCK OFF WAIFU NIGGERS
F U C K O F F
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>>137177459
i do what i want
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>>137173712
Jesus.
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>>137177584
what do you like to do anon
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>>137177986
i like to shitpost about >females in an autistic space game inbetween rounds to keep the general from karking
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>>137178143
This.
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>>137168810
Because borgs can't place floor tiles.

Engineer borg is seriously fucked, he can't do his job nearly as well as any other borg can do theirs.

Can't build machines, can't place power cells into things, can't place gas tanks into things, is marginally better at repairs thanks to RCD.

The engie borg is unable to build most engines by himself.

He can't build a sing, he can't build a SME, he can't build an AME, he sure as shit can't build a RUST.
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>>137158861
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cute bus after gus ruined it with his validhunting
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>>137179163
explain the bus
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>Nebill gets banned
>Yahir nowhere to be seen afterwards
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>>137179163
I remember that one time a cascade happened, it was just after it was added in.

Everyone ran off to the outpost to enter the portal to escape blue space.

An admin had bus'd the beach FULL of spiders. People entering had no way to warn those who came after.
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>>137179526
what the fuck is up with that picture
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>>137179440
after gus bombed the chapel and valided the xeno empress bussed in the chapel at the time for a chaplain gimmick, the xeno empress was given another chance to hang with the worshippers of the religion that weren't dead at the beach and got to mess with xeno empress abilities
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>>137179526
HIROSHIMA
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>you will never space clownpiece
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>>137179926
>clownpiece was gibbed as an antag by a rod
such happyness
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>>137179526
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>>137179926
>you will never have officers that speak english at even a second language capacity

Also shouts out to that detective for not being a complete oblivious fuckup. Sorry I couldn't revive you, dude.
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>Be Chaplain
>Convert others to see the guiding light of the Matriarch
>Followers are given sex changes
>Continue to recruit to battle the oppressive patriarchy of NanoTrasen
>CentComm sends message of concern over the female-to-male ratio
>Pray to because the ultimate Matriarch
>Become Empress without alien abilities
>Valid Salad by Gus
>Reborn on the beach with my disciples

Good times, also. Check Ban Page
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>>137180453
>All the other bans, about a sentence or two each
>dragonbros bans - Essay
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Who /hype/ for /hype/rthermia?
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The wiki says you can use gibtonite as a mining charge, but I've never figured out how
Can you?
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>>137181369

mine it then whack it with a pick and run
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>>137181369
hit it with a mining utensil, then count down from 5 with mining scanner in hand.

If you're lucky, or got noballs and hit it early, you'll deactivate it, where you can then mine it out so you can pick it up, and hitting it again will make it reactivate into a bomb
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>>137181369
After you mine out the gibtonite you can carry it with both hands, move it where you want and hit it with something, it'll give you some time to run.
The power depends on the chain reactions left when deactivated.

>>137181334
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>>137181334
I certainly am
I heard somewhere that we're also getting a new medbay machine to fight hyperthermia
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>>137181334
finna kick your flat mick ass across a room desu
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mead in bottles from the alcohol-vendor when? You can call it "Honkingbrew Mead".
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>>137182340
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>>137182340
You can't even make mead right now.
It turns into sprinkles.
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>>137182340
go to bed skyrim roleplayer
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>>137182668
It's 5 PM you fuck
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>>137166202
Someone replaced my pastebin with theirs like, 4 months ago.
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>>137178997
nice one
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>>137182734
>living in that desolate timezone
goblin get ye gone
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>>137182668
>le ebin TES speak RP
>le daedra xeno
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>>137177453
>>137177047
Added as many durururus as possible.
Is this the right color? Who cares. Durururus are there. That's all you need.
Wind's blowing, so the durururus are blowing, too.
She's playful personality! You know what that means! She is down to fuck 24/7 with whoever, wherever, and whenever. This is her response after talking to her once.
And the card:
http://i.imgur.com/x1iCGRH.png
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>>137184065
Hey aa2 guy, did anyone else die last night? I missed it if you played.
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>ctrl+ F wa*fu
>12 results

You all disgust me.
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>>137184398
I forgot to save after all that, so the whole bloodbath isn't AA2canon anymore.

Hopefully with all these new hoes there will be even more murder.
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>>137184065
her boobs are bit big but otherwise it's good. I don't even mind that she's a slut.
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>>137183546
he must have seen the tajaragaraharalalababas or space argonians and gotten confused
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>>137184065
Got a compilation of all of the cards somewhere? I know deadpoo has a good collection.
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>>137178785
What changes would be necessary to Engineering Borgs to allow proper function, as engineers? Hands are out of the option, but perhaps specialized 'grabbers' to grab materials like plasma, uranium, and so on.
This could also apply to RUST parts, boards, and other similar pieces, being grab-able by them.
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>>137184065
potato/10
What happened? Did all the drills ruin your perception of width?
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>>137185170
So basically making MoMMI's obsolete then.
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>>137184621
you're surprising no one
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>>137185249
Yes, though no vent crawling, and asimov compliance. Also it can't hold things like bags or pick up melee weapons.
Why shouldn't the AI have servants that actually can obey it and do as it wishes? That can out autism the much smaller and lower class space crabs?
They should be the ones that repair the station and fix things, while the engineer borgs should be the one actually setting up power and doing projects. MoMMI's are a slave role, nothing more, below Borgs. In fact, they should have to obey Borgs.
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>>137185170
I've made suggestions similar to that grabber type thing for a science borg, that could pick up and load things into lathe/imprinters/exofabs only, but it seems like very few people are interested in borgs having more things they can do until they get nerfed into the ground.
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>>137184065
She wants you to TAKE HER PILL CHALLENGE
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>>137185608
Borgs being able to blow MoMMI's at range when? Whipping their slave MoMMI's with wire whips and making them tend the cotton when?
*ping
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>>137185181
I HAVE BEEN BLINDED BY THE DRILLS.
SHES DOWNS WITH THE DRILLS.
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>>137185383
Yahir, why do you go out of the way to be a dick to someone you don't even know?
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>>137185946
Drills are life.
Drills are love.
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>>137186453
He isn't entirely wrong.
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>>137186453
not me kiddo, but nice try
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>>137186803
Considering you go out of your way in-game to harass and abuse her, it's only a fair assumption you'd do the same in the thread.
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>>137186918
and who are you and why do you care so much about her?
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>>137186918
You know she ain't gonna ride tour dick for that, paladin.
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>>137187018
She's a big enough slut that she just might.
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Anyone have slime grill's card?
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>>137186453
>>137186918
>>137187018
This nigger is thirsty for some of that invisible waifu dick
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>>137187018
I'm not whiteknighting; I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck about her. I just want to know what about her makes Yahir want to act like a child.
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>>137187382
Sure thing pal.
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>>137187276
>wanting Shiggy's used goods
The taste center called that guy the other day and I think they just got the wrong number.
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>>137187382
how about the fact that she shits up medbay every time she's in there
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>>137187582
How can she shit it up if she spends most her time flirting with Sergei in the bar every round instead of staying in Medbay doing her job?
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Does shiggy actually ERP?
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I'm thinking of playing a cute clown girl that's actually funny - more emphasis on the humor than her. Do I dare?
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>>137187751
He does, he has, and he still will.
What else do you think he does with all the "waifus" he collects and then trashes?
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>>137187751
No one really knows or cares.
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>>137187807
>funny
>clown

B-BUH MUH ROBUSTNESS
M-MUH GREYTIDE CLOWN MAYMAY

F-FUNNY CLOWNS ARE C-CANCER! REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>137187702
>every time she's in there
>>137187885
orbits like he did that one waifu he was batshit about
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>>137187807
>cute
So stuttering, so kawaii desu ne shitter clown?
Clown's should be man only, or dress as one
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>>137187807
Do it, we need actual clowns, not greytide in colorful clothing
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>>137187807
Yes, you got any good gimmicks planned? It is for evaluation of how well you can do as a clown.
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>>137188076
Jesus no. Just silly and happy-go-lucky, not that moe shit.
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>>137188198
I try to wing everything I do. Mostly I find self-deprecation and commitment to the joke do everything for me.
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>>137188067
>Shiggy
>orbiting
i don't know, he seemed to ditch julia as soon as mallory started playing again, he doesn't strike me as an orbiter
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Parasite Armour when?
Bio-weapons when?
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>>137188465
we must destroy mallory
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>>137188465
more like ditched julia after """""erping""""" with her
talkin bout before mallory though
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>>137188814
Ginger? The 'one that got away'?
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I want talk about Shiggy, waifus, and any waifulovers to stop
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>>137188814
Talisi?
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>>137188465
Go away shiggy, you know nobody likes you here, why are you so insecure about it?
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>>137188931
You don't always get what you want.
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>>137188906
>>137188947
idk i don't remember who
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I want a magic device that summons anyone who has ever seriously had a spess waifu or even felt any sort of attraction to a spess character and puts them all in a room together.
They will be forced to spend 24 hours together and not allowed to sleep.
When they are finally released, they will realize that everyone whose characters they have idolized is played by a repugnant neckbearded fuck.
And thus the Age of Waifus will come to an end.
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>>137188814
I talk to shiggy everyday, we are friends
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>>137189748
kek
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Clownpiece a shit
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>>137189672
How long would it take for them all to find out why they were there?
How long would it take for one of them to mention SS13 and then everyone else in the room says "hey I play that game"
Then everyone realizes they're from /vg/
Then they exchange character names and start getting really awkward
Fund it, we need to punish these fucks
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>>137190136
>People with a shared hobby talking in a room
>How terrifying
>How awful that'd be

Stop, you're just embarressing yourself. It's not even funny shitposting anymore
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>>137189962
That's why she's my waifu
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>>137190136
>punish

I dunno, I think it'd be an enjoyable experience meeting some of them. A lot of the waifufags seem to be pretty agreeable people.
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>>137189672
Bring the nekotoxin and we got a party.
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>>137189786
what's funny about that?
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>I'm gonna play Sec!
>It will be fun!

>mfw i'm terribly unrobust and everyone is out to greytide
I would have died so many fucking times if anyone there was an antag.
Shoutout to the janitor for dunking me and in the process teaching me not to not be dunked.
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How many people went through disposals that round
Did you see my babies
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Holy shit I hope that the janitor got a jobban.
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>join as captain
>kill spiders

productive round

award when?
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>tfw doing my first surgery in my life
>tfw i saved someone
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>>137190845
>friends
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>>137162570
Oh no you got me! I'll have to get my metaclub coderbuddies to get me out of this one.
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>someone uses sec freq as a non sec
>round inmediatly turns incredible shitty as a sec
Don't do that, atleast don't use the microphone, its fucking annoying
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>>137190334
I'm not down with that whole bratty masochist sort of thing
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>>137190889
>clownpiss was a vampire all along
>didn't sucked a single bitch
you dummy all that shit was for nothing
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>>137190889
>tfw you like playing sec but being robust is nothing but a pipe-dream with your ping
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> Added hyperthermia or heat stroke, which occurs when the body absorbs too much heat.
> An early stage of hyperthermia symptoms include heavy sweating, rapid breathing and a fast, weak pulse.
> Other signs and symptoms vary. Accompanying dehydration can produce nausea, vomiting, headaches, and low blood pressure leading to fainting or dizziness.
> In severe heat stroke, there may be confused, hostile, or seemingly intoxicated behavior, directional movement may be different and will have a chance to not be able to use machinery.
> Eventually, Organ failure, unconciousness, and death will result.
> Tweaked plasmafloods slightly in order to allow for this to not be imbalanced
> You will now sweat to cool your body down.
> Added system of dehydration that occurs after too much sweating.
> Added new machine, like the mancrowave, but named the coolman, in order to cool down your body temperature to 37C incase you overheat too much and cannot sweat it off. (pic related)

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9187
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>>137191196
Doesn't the mancrowave already chill overheated dudes?
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>>137191196
S T O P
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>be janitor
>acquire space lube
>befriend sec by slipping them and helping them up
>proceed to slip the rest of the station
>slip stunfest with clownpiece followed by her getting arrested
>slip escape
>slip on the shuttle
>on the shuttle even the janiborg was using my lube-filled bucket to slip everyone
>Last minute shuttle valids denied by the sheer amount of lube everywhere
>lubing up everything distacted people from killing one another in general
>*fart
I'm a hero
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>>137191196
R E V E R T N O W
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>>137191196
Can we not just merge the two machines instead of getting a brand new machine to cool you and one to heat you? just call it a Regulator or something
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>>137191196
God this is fucking cancer
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>>137191196
It sounds like your typical everyday spessman poisoning or disease, and doesn't really showcase anything new. The cure's still 'Rush to Medbay and get scanned/cloned'

So, why?
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>>137191196
I have had heat stroke once

It's not recommended. I was paranoid as fuck and even started to curse at my family for no reason before slumping onto the floor and crying

Don't let yourself ever get a heatstroke, I'm fucking serious
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>literally nobody wants this
>it gets pulled anyway
>Coders totally aren't disconnected from the actual playerbase!
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>>137191196
>people still don't realize this is an april fools' joke
Holy shit you guys are literally retarded
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>>137189672
>WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAIFUS EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THEM
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>>137191196
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>>137191196
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>>137191196
FUCK OFF CELT
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AND HERE'S RAIL! Kind of.
Took a bit of workarounds to get it working without beak mods.
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TOO GREEN OR COLORS ARE WRONG. I JUST WANTED THIS DONE AND OVER WITH.
I got something working using just the defaults.
Mongo eyes and an enlarged motorcycle tard helmet for a Vox helmet.
Spiky quill hair in front to remind you it's a birdo.
I at least got the breath mask kind of right using panties on face. Talk about "Lewd !"
Same Medbay colors I gave all the people in Medbay.
http://i.imgur.com/ohTtEaH.png
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>>137192365
it's shit my man
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>>137192496
so it fits :^)
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>>137192365
You got Slime grill's card? I'm a sleepy faggot and missed her card.
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>>137192605
http://i.imgur.com/yZgHUbA.png
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>>137192496
see
>>137192586
I can only do so much without a billion furry mods
And you can't polish a turd.
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>>137192694
Bless you anon, may you be well rested for your steams.
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>>137192365
yo nigga, you streamin tonight?
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>>137192365
Any scandalous lewd happenings ? Besides Hyun being the class bicycle.
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>>137187807
I did that once. Got positive reactions while I was doing it. Made a little tea shop in security and called it "Secure-a-tea". The Hos actually green lighted it and the detective stopped by every half and hour for a cup of joe.

They arrested any and all grey riders that attempted to fuck me over because ">it's valid to abuse thr clown"

Full brig of shitters, and full bellies, and too many puns.

I stopped playing clown because I ran out of brain power thinking of puns and jokes. Being a non greytiding clown is actually kinda hard.
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>>137192956
Probably.
Going to pass out for a bit. Got one more slot left. Wondering if I should add Shiggy or shoehorn another character in.
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>>137193147
Holy fuck, fuck you mobile spell checker. U r the biggest shitter. I'm not even going to attempt to fix those.
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>>137193147
being a mass-slipping faggot recharges your brain
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>>137189056
no one does
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>>137193147
Heyyy, I remember YOU! I was the HoP that round. Good shit.
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>>137187382

Yahir doesn't need an excuse to act like a child.
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>>137193147
Someone please for the love of god start playing a nice clown for once

Clowns like clownpiece really need to step their games up and stop being glorified assistants
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>>137193859
That was over 5 months ago. Kinda impressed it was that memorable that you still can recall it.

I did dun gud
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>>137194053
>>137187807
Maybe I should take up playing Honko the Budget Clown again.
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