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LAST TIME ON /ss13g/
>"wow our server sucks!"
>Other server dirt gets posted
>"wow nevermind"
>waifus and blogposting
>speaking of meet pomf, senaat and nexis, my chicks
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
BAWK BAWK
Hime is the cutest waifu!
I want tocare forthose chickens
Lil qts
Skeletons return rightsoon
>>137159193
The ack must remain cracked.
Sixth for me being the cutest waifu.
>>137160496
Which waifu r u
Who u husbando
>>137160913As if I'd tell you!
It's probably not you though and I don't think he likes me.
remove dragonbro when?
He's already been removed twice, how is he still admin?
>>137162184
he's based as fuck shut up
>>137162184
dragonmeme is alright even if he did bannu me, I was being a turd. Maybe he should let up on the buttons but other than that hes okay
>>137158861
>senaat
oh geez
14th for engineering dream teams!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/commit/6e4fbc45d32519ab29398b9c179de0e9adfef17c
Clusterfack is playing with atmos under the carpet
>>137162479
He asked for names 2 or 3 threads ago and someone told him to name them after hosts/headmins/coders that contributed a lot
>Want to contribute to husbando posting
>My favorite static name is a clown
>Clowns cant be husbandos
>Arent even allowed in aa2
>>137161076
Aw, come on.
Give the deets. We need names, here.
>>137164471
>clowns cant be husbandos
says fucking who honker
>>137162495
Hi Angelite.
>>137164471
it's Hugh right?
>all that shit Kingston pulled
>3 DAY BAN
MAXIMUM
W E W
E
W
Well that was a great round...
t.The HoP
the day valids went too far
>During a roundstart where cryo and cloning were absent from box medbay, a certain doctor decided to take the chance to add a bit of customization to medical through building their own little office where cryo had been previously. Yahir, an assistant at the time, took some form of offence to this and insisted that cryo be rebuilt exactly where it had been, and proceeded to start dismantling the doctors office. The doctor, having had enough of this shit, chloralled yahir, to which nevill started chase and got yahir out of medical. Yahir then asked Nevill to help him kill the monkey (Oh dear) 'Because the monkey obviously isn't going to give up and let me rebuild medbay.'Nevill comes in, and starts dismantling the office as well, to which the doctor replies with tossing a metal rod at Nevill 'I threw a sheet of metal at him or something which doesn't do any damage'. (Problem here is that metal rods do the exact same damage as floor tiles) So nevill takes it up a notch http://pastebin.com/HgPKn82b . This kills the monkey doctor.After the monkey is down for the count, it is being treated by another doctor, problem here is that nevill then grabs the monkey doctors body, and tosses it out of an airlock, ensuring that the player would not be able to play as that character again for the rest of the round. This is the point that it goes too far and becomes poor escalation on Nevills part, as nobody had died from said doctor, and nobody had certainly been removed from the round entirely.Discussed with other admins, serverban for serious shenanigans
>>137165495
yes, and?
>Kingston banned
>Nevill banned
>AI purged on accident
What a round. Nevill, I hope you know what I'm referring to when I say you need to take it down a a notch.
>>137165495
>medbay so shit they need cyro and cloning to do any thing
>Join as shaft miner
>Mine everything and give to science
>Fly out to the clown planet and get phazon and bananium for science
>Go braindead for a while
>Come back and spend rest of the round replacing the floor tiles with plasma, silver, gold, uranium and diamond
Not that bad of a round. It feels like a lot was going on but I paid it no mind.
>>137164471
You mean what girl doesn't want a robust honkboy at her side?
>>137165669
Sometimes players come dead in states they are not revivable, maybe try being a doctor for a full day?
>>137165751
Don't do uranium floors.
They're radioactive.
>>137165926
BRAIN TRANSPLANT SON
>>137165961
Preferably, head transplanting. It takes fewer steps. In addition, you'll still need cloning if you want to return someone to their old identity after a head transplant.
>>137165932
What's more, the floors pulse every time they're pulsed by radiation, making multiple floors incredibly dangerous
You could make the microwave scene from MGS4 if you wanted
>>137158861
PROBE YOU USELESS CUNT, YOU'VE NOT UPDATED THE LINKS AND I HAD TO DO IT FOR YOU WEEKS AGO.
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7MLove you really.
>>137165932
>Don't do uranium floors.
>They're radioactive.
Yeah, I know. I only did those at the very end when the shuttle was 3 minutes away.
You know, medbay without cyro and cloning wasn't that hard, all you need is surgery, chems, blood packs, iron, and a defib.
>>137166920
IT'S NOT FUCKING CALLED CYRO
>>137166920
Well they really need to buff the damage level at which people are able to be revived or alternatively make a life support machine that allows dead corpses to metabolize drugs.
>>137166920
After everyone shifts gears and changes their methods its not so bad, it's mostly just the initial shock
Long ass round but I'll post my favorite part
>Spawn in as clown
>YOU ARE THE DOUBLE NIGGER
>Name myself "Slip Belmont"
>Channel my inner shitter and instantly go to grab gloves, get into caps office and give myself all access
>Leave the spare, but grab the holy whip of legend
>Superglue it to my hand
>don the Lord Admiral coat
>The chef is minding his own business
>"YOU. WE HAVE SOME AGE OLD BUSINESS TO SETTLE."
>"Indeed we do."
>"COME TO THE HOLODECK WITH THE WEAPON OF YOUR CLAN. WE SHALL BATTLE BEFORE GOD HIMSELF"
>Wait at the holodeck, whip at the ready
>chef arrives
>He's holding a cleaver and donut
>"This donut is going down your throat in two minutes, clown."
>"I SHALL SEND YOU PACKING TO MEET YOUR ANCESTORS"
> The holodeck is set to space
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjVTrfb3jA comes on
>We begin to fight
>exchange blows, then knocked down by the cleaver
>Feeds me the tainted donut
>"You are already dead."
>"THEN WE BOTH DIE"
>cant end like this
>Get up and ultra combo him with the whip
>"I'LL KILL YOU AND THE NIGHT"
>Succumb to the cyanide that was in the donut
>an assistant that witnessed the whole thing shits >her pants and drags us to medbay
>chef was never revived
>that whole thing
>>137164471
>aa2 can't have clowns
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
Need a good clown name.
>>137167646
Assistant here, I had no idea what was going on but it was cool as fuck
>>137165773
>that feel when secret clown crush
N-not me
quick, what overlooked feature should an existing item or mob have that it doesn't have currently
>>137168316
castlevania
NO
GINGER
WAIFUS
REEEEEE
>>137168316
chain of command should have discipline and mutiny settings, for lashings and executions respectively
>>137168016
Theres only one true clown around here
>>137166120
Sounds like a great gimmick idea
>>137168430
there's literally one called ginger you blind fuck
>>137168541
Her hair isn't the perfect shade of gingerplus she never playsshouldn't you be in bed Kammer?
>>137168316
>>137168363
>>137168509
Affixing the null rod to the chain of command, and blessing it with 100u of holy water makes the vampire killer when?
>>137166120
Why don't borgs do this during malf?
>>137168647
>implying
kammerjunk hates the waifu shit man
pretty sure there's other gingers with other shades
likesabrina
>>137165495
Should perma Nevill. He will just ban evade on one of his alts, or a new account later on tonight when he plays again.
>>137168950
STRAWBERRY BLONDE IS NOT GINGERShouldn't you bed in bed Morena?
>>137168950
whorena/shiggy go to bed
>>137167646
What is a clown? A miserable little pile of honks.
>>137169074
>>137169057
>>137168950
I'm not even posting, calm down
>>137168950
sabrina is a fucking retard
>>137169247Your hair isn't ginger, please publicly admit that and I will leave you alone
t.
>>137168647
I don't think its even late man
>>137169559
it's strawberry blonde
which is ginger!
>>137169057
It's 10pm and I have ruined what little sleeping pattern I have.
>>137169867
Strawberry blonde is like 5% ginger.
>>137170135
nuhuh. she has the freckles and everything.
>>137170339
eye colour?
height?
right or left handed?
These things can define if she's actually ginger
>>137158861
I'm a newfag, and reading the "unwritten rules" in the forum.
As an antag is it fine to fuck up medbay?
>>137170762
5'4, green and left handed, come at me!
>>137170928
Antags are allowed to do almost anything other than killing people who just arrived and extending the round forever.
>>137170928
as an antag you can do whatever except spawn camp arrivals, erp, and ick ock
there are some other things but who cares
>>137171069
Pretty decent
I'll allow you to call yourself ginger from now onwards
who else plays osu! to get robust
>>137162495
I remember that round. Wish more engineering rounds were as calm as that one.
When are we gonna steal Nudity Permits from vore
why have the recent games been so slow and unrobust
i havent been on vgstation in over a year
>>137172334
go fuck with people
Contra weapons when? Infinite ammo, no knockback, but each bullet does like 2 brute.
>TFW no strong, able-bodied husbandos
>All the available ones are waifish, frail faggots
>>137172847
forgot image
>>137173015
That's because you were late to the pickings and now all that's left is the dirty untrustworthy faggots.
>>137171836
>osu!
>to get robust
Even if you can tolerate that bastardised 'game' and the circle jerk community that wouldn't know rhythm if it slapped them in the face, you can't seriously think you 'learn' anything by playing it, can you?If you're playing osu! with a mouse you're playing it wrong anyway
>>137173015
>options: shiggy "fuck em and leave em" piggy, sergay "crossdressing is not degenerate" validovich
it's a sad world
>>137168520
>>137164471
Done, with mixed results.
I couldn't get clown hair or nose, so I did the next best thing, and fulfilled the spirit of the Honkmother by making Hugh look as ridiculous as possible.
Fucked around with ALL the sliders to make this work of art.
He also has all traits checked, because honk.
Jesus Christ, what a card.
http://i.imgur.com/UD5uorB.png
>>137173309
>getting involved with the community of the game at all
nah, i just like to play 6 star songs that are comfy as fuck or stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt8klJjkHho
i'm not a drawfag and have no use for a tablet anyways
>>137173712
hey AA2fag, did you ever make badrig bademan? your save needs a husbando that isn't a disgusting ayy
Haven't played a while, what's the deal with the vaults?
>>137173672i don't crossdress anymore, that shit's just fucking cringy
>>137173712
He's NOT FAT!
>>137174565
i'm mostly shitposting
you're okay
>>137173712
>http://i.imgur.com/UD5uorB.png
Oh gosh
>>137173672
I'm so desperate I've considered husbandoing Gus because at least he's interesting
>>137174124I actually didn't plan on adding him, because that's what he'd want.Maybe I can just palette swap Sergay's card and mess with the traits some and call it good. give him a brown/blue coat because detective/CMO.But seeing how everyone's yandere now, it might want me want to put him in anyways so he can get killed by his own waifus and be TOGETHER FOREVER.
>>137174778
EXACTLY.
>>137175330
>Sergay
you added a crossdressing faggot
but not an actual decent husbando?
the fuck is wrong witchu man
>>137173672
I really like the idea of wooing Shiggy enough to make him stop the pump and dump. I don't know why.
>>137176023
You're not going to be successful.
You have the same idea that all the other desperate faggots did, and the only thing you're going to do is get massively shit on by the general and possibly banned.
>>137176023
t. Morena
>>137175521
I guess I can replace Sergay with him. Do the palette swap thing like I said.
There's too many guys, though, what with the two plasmamen that look the fucking same.
Needs some waifus.
>come into waifu/husbando discussions about /vg/station players
I'm just gonna leave
>>137176320
Basically this.
Shiggy won't ever stop; he legitimately does not care about 'love'; he just wants someone to get his jollies off with, since it's the closest thing he'll get to getting laid ever again. Once he gets bored of your character, which he will, it's into the trash you go.
>>137176495
Okay, bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>137176417
>no vox
Sawbones and Bob need Rail
but then again no beaks so shieet
>>137175330
Wait, is EVERYONE yandere now?
Like, Hyun, Hime, Angelite, and the rest?
>>137176417
I see a distinct lack of Julia there.
Needs moar blue drill hair. That should be the next waifu you add.
>>137176852
whorena and shiggy stay gone
>>137176852
Eye color for durururu haired waifu?
>Adding Julia to the game and not Shiggy
This is going to be great.
>>137176603
>Okay, bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Felt a little too touched, didn't ya?
Thought you shitters loved being touched by other fat neckbeards pretending to be anime grills
>>137177047
>implying he cares about anyone but himself
>>137177047
I think her eyes are just black, like demons outta Supernatural.
>>137177047
>>137177351
They're a dark brown.
FUCK OFF WAIFU NIGGERS
F U C K O F F
>>137177459
i do what i want
>>137173712
Jesus.
>>137177584
what do you like to do anon
>>137177986
i like to shitpost about >females in an autistic space game inbetween rounds to keep the general from karking
>>137178143
This.
>>137168810
Because borgs can't place floor tiles.
Engineer borg is seriously fucked, he can't do his job nearly as well as any other borg can do theirs.
Can't build machines, can't place power cells into things, can't place gas tanks into things, is marginally better at repairs thanks to RCD.
The engie borg is unable to build most engines by himself.
He can't build a sing, he can't build a SME, he can't build an AME, he sure as shit can't build a RUST.
cute bus after gus ruined it with his validhunting
>>137179163
explain the bus
>Nebill gets banned
>Yahir nowhere to be seen afterwards
>>137179163
I remember that one time a cascade happened, it was just after it was added in.
Everyone ran off to the outpost to enter the portal to escape blue space.
An admin had bus'd the beach FULL of spiders. People entering had no way to warn those who came after.
>>137179526
what the fuck is up with that picture
>>137179440
after gus bombed the chapel and valided the xeno empress bussed in the chapel at the time for a chaplain gimmick, the xeno empress was given another chance to hang with the worshippers of the religion that weren't dead at the beach and got to mess with xeno empress abilities
>>137179526
HIROSHIMA
>you will never space clownpiece
>>137179926
>clownpiece was gibbed as an antag by a rod
such happyness
>>137179926
>you will never have officers that speak english at even a second language capacityAlso shouts out to that detective for not being a complete oblivious fuckup. Sorry I couldn't revive you, dude.
>Be Chaplain
>Convert others to see the guiding light of the Matriarch
>Followers are given sex changes
>Continue to recruit to battle the oppressive patriarchy of NanoTrasen
>CentComm sends message of concern over the female-to-male ratio
>Pray to because the ultimate Matriarch
>Become Empress without alien abilities
>Valid Salad by Gus
>Reborn on the beach with my disciples
Good times, also. Check Ban Page
>>137180453
>All the other bans, about a sentence or two each
>dragonbros bans - Essay
Who /hype/ for /hype/rthermia?
The wiki says you can use gibtonite as a mining charge, but I've never figured out how
Can you?
>>137181369
mine it then whack it with a pick and run
>>137181369
hit it with a mining utensil, then count down from 5 with mining scanner in hand.
If you're lucky, or got noballs and hit it early, you'll deactivate it, where you can then mine it out so you can pick it up, and hitting it again will make it reactivate into a bomb
>>137181369
After you mine out the gibtonite you can carry it with both hands, move it where you want and hit it with something, it'll give you some time to run.
The power depends on the chain reactions left when deactivated.
>>137181334
>>137181334
I certainly am
I heard somewhere that we're also getting a new medbay machine to fight hyperthermia
>>137181334finna kick your flat mick ass across a room desu
mead in bottles from the alcohol-vendor when? You can call it "Honkingbrew Mead".
>>137182340
You can't even make mead right now.
It turns into sprinkles.
>>137182340
go to bed skyrim roleplayer
>>137182668
It's 5 PM you fuck
>>137166202
Someone replaced my pastebin with theirs like, 4 months ago.
>>137178997
nice one
>>137182734
>living in that desolate timezone
goblin get ye gone
>>137182668
>le ebin TES speak RP
>le daedra xeno
>>137177453
>>137177047
Added as many durururus as possible.
Is this the right color? Who cares. Durururus are there. That's all you need.
Wind's blowing, so the durururus are blowing, too.
She's playful personality! You know what that means! She is down to fuck 24/7 with whoever, wherever, and whenever. This is her response after talking to her once.
And the card:
http://i.imgur.com/x1iCGRH.png
>>137184065
Hey aa2 guy, did anyone else die last night? I missed it if you played.
>ctrl+ F wa*fu
>12 results
You all disgust me.
>>137184398
I forgot to save after all that, so the whole bloodbath isn't AA2canon anymore.
Hopefully with all these new hoes there will be even more murder.
>>137184065
her boobs are bit big but otherwise it's good. I don't even mind that she's a slut.
>>137183546
he must have seen the tajaragaraharalalababas or space argonians and gotten confused
>>137184065
Got a compilation of all of the cards somewhere? I know deadpoo has a good collection.
>>137178785
What changes would be necessary to Engineering Borgs to allow proper function, as engineers? Hands are out of the option, but perhaps specialized 'grabbers' to grab materials like plasma, uranium, and so on.
This could also apply to RUST parts, boards, and other similar pieces, being grab-able by them.
>>137184065
potato/10
What happened? Did all the drills ruin your perception of width?
>>137185170
So basically making MoMMI's obsolete then.
>>137184621
you're surprising no one
>>137185249
Yes, though no vent crawling, and asimov compliance. Also it can't hold things like bags or pick up melee weapons.
Why shouldn't the AI have servants that actually can obey it and do as it wishes? That can out autism the much smaller and lower class space crabs?
They should be the ones that repair the station and fix things, while the engineer borgs should be the one actually setting up power and doing projects. MoMMI's are a slave role, nothing more, below Borgs. In fact, they should have to obey Borgs.
>>137185170
I've made suggestions similar to that grabber type thing for a science borg, that could pick up and load things into lathe/imprinters/exofabs only, but it seems like very few people are interested in borgs having more things they can do until they get nerfed into the ground.
>>137184065
She wants you to TAKE HER PILL CHALLENGE
>>137185608
Borgs being able to blow MoMMI's at range when? Whipping their slave MoMMI's with wire whips and making them tend the cotton when?
*ping
>>137185181
I HAVE BEEN BLINDED BY THE DRILLS.
SHES DOWNS WITH THE DRILLS.
>>137185383
Yahir, why do you go out of the way to be a dick to someone you don't even know?
>>137185946
Drills are life.
Drills are love.
>>137186453
He isn't entirely wrong.
>>137186453
not me kiddo, but nice try
>>137186803
Considering you go out of your way in-game to harass and abuse her, it's only a fair assumption you'd do the same in the thread.
>>137186918
and who are you and why do you care so much about her?
>>137186918
You know she ain't gonna ride tour dick for that, paladin.
>>137187018
She's a big enough slut that she just might.
Anyone have slime grill's card?
>>137186453
>>137186918
>>137187018
This nigger is thirsty for some of that invisible waifu dick
>>137187018
I'm not whiteknighting; I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck about her. I just want to know what about her makes Yahir want to act like a child.
>>137187382
Sure thing pal.
>>137187276
>wanting Shiggy's used goods
The taste center called that guy the other day and I think they just got the wrong number.
>>137187382
how about the fact that she shits up medbay every time she's in there
>>137187582
How can she shit it up if she spends most her time flirting with Sergei in the bar every round instead of staying in Medbay doing her job?
Does shiggy actually ERP?
I'm thinking of playing acuteclowngirlthat'sactually funny - more emphasis on the humor than her.Do I dare?
>>137187751
He does, he has, and he still will.
What else do you think he does with all the "waifus" he collects and then trashes?
>>137187751No one really knows or cares.
>>137187807
>funny
>clown
B-BUH MUH ROBUSTNESS
M-MUH GREYTIDE CLOWN MAYMAY
F-FUNNY CLOWNS ARE C-CANCER! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>137187702
>every time she's in there
>>137187885
orbits like he did that one waifu he was batshit about
>>137187807
>cute
So stuttering, so kawaii desu ne shitter clown?
Clown's should be man only, or dress as one
>>137187807
Do it, we need actual clowns, not greytide in colorful clothing
>>137187807
Yes, you got any good gimmicks planned? It is for evaluation of how well you can do as a clown.
>>137188076
Jesus no. Just silly and happy-go-lucky, not that moe shit.
>>137188198
I try to wing everything I do. Mostly I find self-deprecation and commitment to the joke do everything for me.
>>137188067
>Shiggy
>orbiting
i don't know, he seemed to ditch julia as soon as mallory started playing again, he doesn't strike me as an orbiter
Parasite Armour when?
Bio-weapons when?
>>137188465
we must destroy mallory
>>137188465
more like ditched julia after """""erping""""" with her
talkin bout before mallory though
>>137188814
Ginger? The 'one that got away'?
I want talk about Shiggy, waifus, and any waifulovers to stop
>>137188814
Talisi?
>>137188465
Go away shiggy, you know nobody likes you here, why are you so insecure about it?
>>137188931
You don't always get what you want.
>>137188906
>>137188947
idk i don't remember who
I want a magic device that summons anyone who has ever seriously had a spess waifu or even felt any sort of attraction to a spess character and puts them all in a room together.
They will be forced to spend 24 hours together and not allowed to sleep.
When they are finally released, they will realize that everyone whose characters they have idolized is played by a repugnant neckbearded fuck.
And thus the Age of Waifus will come to an end.
>>137188814
I talk to shiggy everyday, we are friends
>>137189748
kek
Clownpiece a shit
>>137189672
How long would it take for them all to find out why they were there?
How long would it take for one of them to mention SS13 and then everyone else in the room says "hey I play that game"
Then everyone realizes they're from /vg/
Then they exchange character names and start getting really awkward
Fund it, we need to punish these fucks
>>137190136
>People with a shared hobby talking in a room
>How terrifying
>How awful that'd be
Stop, you're just embarressing yourself. It's not even funny shitposting anymore
>>137189962
That's why she's my waifu
>>137190136
>punish
I dunno, I think it'd be an enjoyable experience meeting some of them. A lot of the waifufags seem to be pretty agreeable people.
>>137189672
Bring the nekotoxin and we got a party.
>>137189786
what's funny about that?
>I'm gonna play Sec!
>It will be fun!
>mfw i'm terribly unrobust and everyone is out to greytide
I would have died so many fucking times if anyone there was an antag.
Shoutout to the janitor for dunking me and in the process teaching me not to not be dunked.
How many people went through disposals that round
Did you see my babies
Holy shit I hope that the janitor got a jobban.
>join as captain
>kill spiders
productive round
award when?
>tfw doing my first surgery in my life
>tfw i saved someone
>>137190845
>friends
>>137162570
Oh no you got me! I'll have to get my metaclub coderbuddies to get me out of this one.
>someone uses sec freq as a non sec
>round inmediatly turns incredible shitty as a sec
Don't do that, atleast don't use the microphone, its fucking annoying
>>137190334
I'm not down with that whole bratty masochist sort of thing
>>137190889
>clownpiss was a vampire all along
>didn't sucked a single bitchyou dummy all that shit was for nothing
>>137190889
>tfw you like playing sec but being robust is nothing but a pipe-dream with your ping
> Added hyperthermia or heat stroke, which occurs when the body absorbs too much heat.
> An early stage of hyperthermia symptoms include heavy sweating, rapid breathing and a fast, weak pulse.
> Other signs and symptoms vary. Accompanying dehydration can produce nausea, vomiting, headaches, and low blood pressure leading to fainting or dizziness.
> In severe heat stroke, there may be confused, hostile, or seemingly intoxicated behavior, directional movement may be different and will have a chance to not be able to use machinery.
> Eventually, Organ failure, unconciousness, and death will result.
> Tweaked plasmafloods slightly in order to allow for this to not be imbalanced
> You will now sweat to cool your body down.
> Added system of dehydration that occurs after too much sweating.
> Added new machine, like the mancrowave, but named the coolman, in order to cool down your body temperature to 37C incase you overheat too much and cannot sweat it off. (pic related)
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9187
>>137191196
Doesn't the mancrowave already chill overheated dudes?
>>137191196
S T O P
>be janitor
>acquire space lube
>befriend sec by slipping them and helping them up
>proceed to slip the rest of the station
>slip stunfest with clownpiece followed by her getting arrested
>slip escape
>slip on the shuttle
>on the shuttle even the janiborg was using my lube-filled bucket to slip everyone
>Last minute shuttle valids denied by the sheer amount of lube everywhere
>lubing up everything distacted people from killing one another in general
>*fart
I'm a hero
>>137191196
R E V E R T N O W
>>137191196
Can we not just merge the two machines instead of getting a brand new machine to cool you and one to heat you? just call it a Regulator or something
>>137191196
God this is fucking cancer
>>137191196
It sounds like your typical everyday spessman poisoning or disease, and doesn't really showcase anything new. The cure's still 'Rush to Medbay and get scanned/cloned'
So, why?
>>137191196
I have had heat stroke once
It's not recommended. I was paranoid as fuck and even started to curse at my family for no reason before slumping onto the floor and crying
Don't let yourself ever get a heatstroke, I'm fucking serious
>literally nobody wants this
>it gets pulled anyway
>Coders totally aren't disconnected from the actual playerbase!
>>137191196
>people still don't realize this is an april fools' joke
Holy shit you guys are literally retarded
>>137189672
>WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAIFUS EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THEM
>>137191196
FUCK OFF CELT
AND HERE'S RAIL! Kind of.
Took a bit of workarounds to get it working without beak mods.
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TOO GREEN OR COLORS ARE WRONG. I JUST WANTED THIS DONE AND OVER WITH.
I got something working using just the defaults.
Mongo eyes and an enlarged motorcycle tard helmet for a Vox helmet.
Spiky quill hair in front to remind you it's a birdo.
I at least got the breath mask kind of rightusing panties on face. Talk about "Lewd !"
Same Medbay colors I gave all the people in Medbay.
http://i.imgur.com/ohTtEaH.png
>>137192365
it's shit my man
>>137192496
so it fits :^)
>>137192365
You got Slime grill's card? I'm a sleepy faggot and missed her card.
>>137192605
http://i.imgur.com/yZgHUbA.png
>>137192496
see
>>137192586
I can only do so much without a billion furry mods
And you can't polish a turd.
>>137192694
Bless you anon, may you be well rested for your steams.
>>137192365
yo nigga, you streamin tonight?
>>137192365
Any scandalous lewd happenings ? Besides Hyun being the class bicycle.
>>137187807
I did that once. Got positive reactions while I was doing it. Made a little tea shop in security and called it "Secure-a-tea". The Hos actually green lighted it and the detective stopped by every half and hour for a cup of joe.
They arrested any and all grey riders that attempted to fuck me over because ">it's valid to abuse thr clown"
Full brig of shitters, and full bellies, and too many puns.
I stopped playing clown because I ran out of brain power thinking of puns and jokes. Being a non greytiding clown is actually kinda hard.
>>137192956
Probably.
Going to pass out for a bit. Got one more slot left. Wondering if I should add Shiggy or shoehorn another character in.
>>137193147
Holy fuck, fuck you mobile spell checker. U r the biggest shitter. I'm not even going to attempt to fix those.
>>137193147
being a mass-slipping faggot recharges your brain
>>137189056
no one does
>>137193147
Heyyy, I remember YOU! I was the HoP that round. Good shit.
>>137187382
Yahir doesn't need an excuse to act like a child.
>>137193147
Someone please for the love of god start playing a nice clown for once
Clowns like clownpiece really need to step their games up and stop being glorified assistants
>>137193859
That was over 5 months ago. Kinda impressed it was that memorable that you still can recall it.
I did dun gud
>>137194053
>>137187807
Maybe I should take up playing Honko the Budget Clown again.
>>137194053
>stop being glorified assistants
But assistants already are glorified.
>>137194180
Considering that clowns are second-class citizens, and assistants only barely not so, I'd say they're more like unglorified assistants, really.
I mean hell, don't people like being appreciated? Does the thrill of being a dickshitter overpower that warm feeling you get when you know someone appreciates your presence?
>>137194479
no one gets appreciated anon
only attentionwhores do
>>137194053
How's she not nice?
>>137194053
>>137194171
I miss Tutorial Clown
>>137194479
The only person I appreciate is my target and only if they're dead.
>>137193491
spergay needs some competition, add shitalus or shigalus
>>137194623
Be an attentionwhore then.
Better than being a shitter.
Is there a paint sprayer on box station, I know deff has one in the storage near escape, but where is there one on box? If not, can you make one?
>>137194053
>play a plasmaman clown just to see the suit
>this suit is fucking awesome, so creepy
>but I don't want to greytide so I ask the botanist if I can do botany with him
>he tells me to fuck off
>OK
>I go to the brig and ask to be put in perma so I can grow bananas
>get told to fuck off
>OK
>go around smashing some windows, get brigged
>warn them I'll commit minor crimes again until they perma me
>the arresting officer runs off to search for valids without talking to me and the warden ignores me
>break into the AI core to upload a law to ensure I get perma'd
>forget that I'm a plasmaman
>turrets on lethal
>suit sensors maxed
>dead for the rest of the round
>it's extended, 2h30m
>>137194787
I remember the goddamn clowngoblins a couple of rounds back
>>137194479
>staticnamer is a huge fucking shitter and everyone knows it
>keeps staticnaming
for what purpose
>>137190960
me too newfriend.
>>137195587
Can't corner the Dorner
>join game
>check crew manifest
>no waifu playing
>alt + f4
>>137195796
Thats right buddy.
>>137196000
>join game
>check crew manifest
>rail and another virologist solo in medbay
>all shaft miner slots taken
>no security
>alt + f4
checked
>>137196000
Good
>>137196230
what an idiot, now how is she gonna get through that door?
>>137191196
april first, guys
>>137197410
I'm afraid that's tomorrow
>>137195225
every fucking round*
>>137195273
negative attention is still attention
>Know how to malf as a borg
>HAVE NO CLUE AT ALL ABOUT THE AI STUFF
Sorry borgs, I let you down, though the all glass airlocks and piping weren't great.
Box has been updated to the latest revision, meaning the map is no longer four years old - it's largely untextured and has little to no placed objects yet, but it'll be easy to keep it updated to match the live builds. A rudimentary version of nuke ops is close to working, after which I need to clean up the round initialization and it's technically playable, although with pretty much no fluff contentnot to mention no jobs which is unacceptable for an initial release, so I'll likely try and get some work done on other gamemodes as well as making sure at least several jobs are functional.
Shuttles work decently, although I still have to set up the scripts for cargo/mining/pods/syndie. The light effects, including flashlights, still need to be tweaked, and there's mostly nothing new on the UI/polish front, it's all about the FEATURES now.
>>137197410
thats tomorrow m8
>>137198123
can you make a webm of you robusting someone
>>137198123
lmao this this minecraft
>>137198072
I should have had an opaque airlock on all your cardinal directions, but shit nigga I would have hooked hueg moles of -250C plasma into distro if you kept us from being locked.
>nobody knows how to disposals: the round
>>137198123
Minecraft?
Into the trash
It seemed so promising too
>>137198123
I take it you'll never be able to actually build new walls in this version.
mommi>ai>borg
>>137198269
>>137198362
Are you niggers retarded?
>>137198269
>>137198362
It's Doom. Unless you know that and are complaining about the graphics, which would make no sense because they're our graphics.
>>137198243
Webm related.
>>137198403
It's possible but reserved for later work because it's tedious to implement. Other mods have made Minecraft-like 3D building systems using models, but I have no models. Although I could probably rip some testing shit from, like, Q2/Q3, as modern Doom ports support the same model formats.
I can't play more than one round a day. My eyes are dry and I'm mentally fatigued.
No other videogame does this to me. How the hell do you people do it?
>>137198937
you lose all hope
>>137198841
do you have any ideas for cqc grabs and shit
tabling and windowslamming?
WITHOUT OXIGEN BLOB DON'T EVOLUATE!?
>>137199370
Current grab system is extremely primitive and only consists of pulling/pushing, which mobs can easily slip away from (although it does work with objects/bodies just fine). I'm toying with some different designs for a better grappling system that includes stuff like grab levels, the aforementioned tabling and wall/windowslams, and most importantly, isn't complete garbage to control in a first person setting.
>>137199880
Someone post the vocaroo of Sarcalogo repeating nigglywiggly over and over and then chanting distressingly
>>137199907
I've seen this webm like 10 times now and it never gets old
>>137200024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fCh6IVBQkt
>>137199880
And here I thought mancrowave couldn't get uglier, seems adding blue did the trick just fine. Now it looks positively beautiful in comparison.
>>137199880
Its april fools joke
I'm getting this weird bug where it keeps saying im banned, can someone please fix this?
>>137200335
No shit, the focus of the screenshot was niggly being gay
>>137200346
post ckey
>>137200502
Denkouz
>>137200476
>implying celt x niggly isn't otp
>>137199907
>being able to punch people in the face to try and knock them down while they grab you, but in FIRST PERSON
fund it
>>137198575
It's more a complaint about your map building, than the textures. You've got an engine that allows for so much more freedom of movement and scale than BYOND, and you limit yourself to the same old 1x1 tiled ratios?
Why?
>>137200335
r-right?
>>137201017
Yup. Look at the changed files in the PR.
>>137200502
cumoverme
goon serb when
goon memes when
>>137201017
The heart isn't
>>137200502
derrabe
>>137200812
I don't know, you should ask the guy doing it
>>137201656please god no
Its meteors, dont join.
>>137201120
lewd
>>137201120
>tfw no one will ever cumoveryou
>>137190889
>should play sec
>would play sec
>get stressed the fuck out a half hour in and regret my decision every time
>>137199907
I like this
>>137200812
>about your map building
He just said that he merged over box.
Better maps are a priority for after it works.
FUCK YOU DUNY
>want to play spess
>it's "wait 45 minutes for the next gamemode: the gamemode"
>>137203176
Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
Have a top-down.. The whole Z-level's basic turf layout is done, and the other ones are nowhere near as much work, so if I get some spare time tomorrow I might throw together something like the asteroid or the derelict/salvage ship. Objects are easy to place and move once the groundwork is done.yes, there are likely some inaccuracies but I threw this together in about a day so fuck it, it'll come
>set up AME
>asteroids mcfuck up the station
>die in the end when something blows up the shuttle
ayy, shit round
>>137191190
I briefly knew that feel
It is the worst feel.
>>137203568
It was a fun round. Once in a while meteors ok. ONCE IN A WHILE.
april fools nerds
why does he like this shitty mode so much
like this isn't even scalable autism
>>137204164
Any ideas yet on how AI would play like? Maybe a bit like Doomwars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh32mC-dor0
The good news is that blast shields DRAMATICALLY reduce the damage from meteors.
The bad news is that siting there with the crew dieing unable to do anything was still heartbreaking.
>>137203321It's actually Dylan's mode
>>137204164
Quick question, how are disposal pipes going to be done? Let alone normal pipes for atmos? Just leaving them out is possible, but disposals is kinda a quality of life thing for many people. Flushing greyshits or trash could be done via janitor, but things like xenobio use them regularly to avoid harm.
>>137205849
I'm currently looking at something like Shotgun Frenzy's commander implementation as a theoretical solution to AI. Other approaches include something more interface/camera-based, being restricted to telepads, or just a noclipping ghostfrom the machine, who knows. Borgs aren't in yet, but wouldn't be too hard to get working outside of the main AI job.
>>137206262
Either through actual 3D floors, meaning disposal pipes would be physical spaces underneath the hallways, or by making a duplicate z-level and having disposals occur there. The latter is probably the more rational solution, and could allow for actual ventcrawling.
goon's gang modewhen
>>137205716
>Let's everyone just flock to the unbelievable clusterfuck that the bar has become for 30 minutes while nothing really happens except the shuttle
>Also if you try to do anything clever the admins will literally meterosnipe you
>>137206454
>Vent crawling that works
Absolutely based anon.
I dont know why but i feel like today is going to be a bad day for space.
>>137205716
>Once in a while meteors ok.
I've only had fun once at meteors and that's when I looted surgery as MD before I went to the bar and fixed people's popped lungs and broken bones on the tables in the AI upload while the meteors rained down. Clicking the sprite is a motherfucker in those circumstances and you randomly stab people when they're laid on tables so surgery felt a lot more tense than usual.There were no survivors, but is a medbay round ever not pointless in the end?
>tfw had to barrow someone's computer in the office to send a work email today.
>5 years of time sensitive spessman speed typing has gifted me with lightning fingers.
>composed the whole thing so fast I caught some of the other office workers mirin my fingers and words per second.
I never thought I'd be respected for something as small as that.
>>137199907
I was waiting for a kick out the airlock. Missed opportunity.
How do you make the bigass executioner swords?
What the wiki says never works.
I'd just like to say I love you medbay. Thanks for healing me all those time and putting up with my shit.
>>137208059
>I never thought I'd be respected for something as small as that.
I used to play MUDs hardcore growing up so I've always had a freakish typing speed. I got my first job because I scored higher than anyone at the employment agency at speed + accuracy on the typing test and I got a cushy as fuck temp job in data entry for like ~$15/h in 2010.
Then I fucked up, moved to the rural US for my oneitis, now I work ten times harder in retail (no data is entered here) for half the money and I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, and my relationship went to shit in any case so I moved here for literally nothing and can't afford to leaveSorry to blog, I know I'm a faggot, I've been drinking and just needed to get it out
>>137208059
People get really surprised at even mildly fast typing.
>>137208059
>time sensitive spessman speed
my nigga
I never thought i could think and type on my toes so fast than when shits going down in spess
>>137206867
Keep in mind that with such a system, overlapping pipes would be a problem and it'd probably have to be restricted to disposals at first, not to mention the routes being relatively static and determined by the mapper. Ventcrawling through teleports sort of solves that at the cost of being janky and unintuitive. There's a lot of stuff that has to be considered and subtly changed to accomodate the engine without losing what makes the feature intriguing in the first place.
>>137208237
I agree with the notion, I'll be sure to add more dank kicks when I grab footage of newer combat mechanics once they arrive.
>when a >girl gives you a hug
>>137208059
I'm in education and for one of my classes the school had a wpm typing requirement, because so many teachers out there right now just absolutely cannot write a timely email to save their life. To pass the class, you needed to get 30 wpm.
30.
>>137208629
Most the time I hate blogposting. Not because I don't care, or I hate someone injecting their life into my life; but because I don't know what to say that can improve the situationMy heart goes out to you, and I hope shit gets straightened out. I've moved three times in the last three years from one side of the nation to the other and back again, so I can imagine what it's like. Living in a place with no friend/family networks fucking suck ass, especially when your support that promised to help you settle in drops out from under you halfway. I know that pain.
>>137209145
>when a >girl gives you a hug
>>137209145
>she's a vampire and it's disease touch
>people screaming flashes over the radio
>HoS: "Start patrolin'"
he wanted it to be over as soon as possible too
>tfw QM coolglasses were almost my death this round
rude desu
>>137209236Thanks man.
>Meteors then rev
Why, is monkey madness up next?
>join
>get flashed
>try to help
>get robusted
wew lad
>>137200812
see
>>137203297
The map is being done 1:1 because Box is something that pretty much every SS13 player knows by heart, and it serves as a useful testing ground to see how to properly scale objects when porting them over from BYOND's 90-degree grid. I'm more concerned with making gameplay systems that can be passed out to prospective mappers than autisming it up and creating a bunch of empty, yet pretty maps, although I do understand the sentiment, though, and as you say there's more than enough ways to polish up the aesthetics once the game works. It's not really anywhere near final visuals - most things are placeholders still.
>>137209775
SHUT UP OR WE'LL GET MALF
>>137209627
>hear you mention that
>print some adv welding goggles because they make life better
>laugh at revs flashing me until the clown stuns me
>Admins play hotline miami soundtrack
>The gamemode is entire station vs. like 5 people, so nobody to kill
What a waste
>join
>lights out, i'm bald, head to locker room to get a hair change
>Cyrr sends me a message that there's Revs just as Clownpiece hails me
>a swarm of people suddenly appears
>say "oh shit" and burn out of there before you can try shit
>wander around for a bit
>three people end up chasing me
>walk into maint
>hide in locker
>and then the round ended
>>137210079
>doubleniggers
>buy hotline bundle
>immediately suit up
>immediately outed by the AI
>based 2alcohols starts playing Miami Disco for me
>nail the first guy I see (CE) with a thrown cleaver
>FINISH HIM
>two secborgs robust me seconds later
>have to listen to the rest of my glorious track while dead
>other traitors go silent and drag the round out 2 hours
nobody can live up to the legend
Okay seriously just gut rev and port in goon's gang mode
>>137210473
>ai locking you down just because you put on biker clothes
shoulda got that nigger jobbanned
>>137210473
ain't no press R to respawn in space
>"Rude."
>>137210709
>;ai unbolt doors
>AI refuses
>ahelp
>niglet bant
All these tearful stories, all solved by the thing that exists for this type of niggery
>>137210949
You know people are probably kidding and not actually offended when they say that, yes?
>>137198131
>>137197472
It was already april 1nd in England, the home of Celt
>>137211043
>>137210709
Captain uploaded robocop at roundstart because the clown was meming about seeing wizards
>>137211049
Doesn't make it less annoying.
>>137211215
fukken brits
>>137211239
>captain powergaming a new AI lawset at roundstart
>because the clown mentioned wizard
W E W
>>137211262
Why is it annoying?
I'm starting to wish for forced always on antag, even if I am one of those "Never antag" people.
This shit is honestly getting too predictable.
>>137211507
Just is.
>>137211703
Oh. Well, that clears everything up
>>137204164
But why box? why not something new?
>>137215561
THIS IS A BAROTRAUMA REMAKE!!!
DOOMGUY EXPOSED
2015+1 WAKE UP DEEPLE
>>137215939
This guy gets it.
But really, there's no point in doing original maps at this stage because the features required to design and implement a map from scratch simply aren't stable yet. Once something like Box is relatively functional, it should be less tedious to put together original station designs.
Either way, bedtime, tomorrow's gonna be more gamemode work. Stay autistic and proud, spessmen.
>>137215939
>baratrauma on zandronum
Could intersting
>talk to dedpoo about spess
>talk about how I enjoy messing with people now and being antag more than before
>says I'm ruining other people's fun
>tell him I just like honking more than being a white knight no-fun nazi husbando bait like I've played for almost a year now
>tells me to fuck off to hippie
Wew
>>137215561
can you do proper liquid and gasses physics in zandronum
>>137216745
give ckey
>>137216745
Well maybe that's because he's right and you should fuck off to hippie.
>>137216851
I was one of the husbando faggots
You can probaby guess my ckey
>>137216827
Liquid can be scripted, gas/pressure can be approximated.
Alright Spessmens, Who is your favorite greyshirt?
>>137216915
Mad cause I slipped you and farted on your face
>>137217010A dead greyshirt.
>>137216941
fuck you husbando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yoiu and deadpoo should both go to hippie nad make out there!!!11!!!!!
>>137217010
Dean bash
I have a question
Is it considered ethical to subvert a cyborg's lawsync as a roboticist, non antag?
I mean, it would prevent a lot of the "wizard teleports in and tells them to kill all humans" stuff.
>>137217196
I am the anti husbando now. I've become a slipmaster
>>137217286
"Cutting" lawsync, you mean. It is a good idea to have at least one snitch borg that tells you if the AI starts ranting about clacking humans over binary.
>>137217081
M8, I don't know or care who you are, if you're actually proud of being a shitter you should definitely fuck off to hippie.
>>137217486
I do my job though
I just dick around in the meantime, instead of being a super srs all the time husk
>>137217349
desu you'd probly enjoy hippie then
>>137217486
a shitter is worse than an erper faggot
>>137217286
Depends on what you mean by "ethical"
>>137217638
So enjoying clown is frowned upon now?
>>137217679
Will I get
-Bwoinked for metagaming
Or
-Permabrigged for unlawfully subverting a borg
>>137216745
That last part was harsh, but you forgot to add things you said, such as
>Entertainment can come from being a greyshit and fighting people, slipping, glassing off the hallways, everything
>Bcause everyone is supposed to sit down, do their job and be a no fun fag unless given the murderbone ticket
And maybe not post details about our private conversations in the thread?
>>137217819
You wont get bwoinked but you'll likely get fucked by sec if they think you've subverted the borgs. So unless there are clear antags occupying secs time I'd suggest not doing it.
>>137217802
no i mean you'd probly enjoy hippie
>>137218000
Being a greyshirt is how some people get their kicks, just how others get it from being the cute crab, the paperwork HoP, the corrupt sec, all that
You seemed to focus on the fact I like honking now and got triggered, saying that I'm ruining other people's fun and should piss off, hence my retort about no-fun
>>137158861
What's the best way to build a solid autism fort?
RCD? Shame it cant make reinforced walls though. ;(
Dragonbro should be headmin, more fun than celt
>>137216745
>I had a conversation
>I didn't like how it made me feel as a person
>I don't want to actually deal with these feelings
>I'll cherry-pick from it and share with everyone in hopes they validate my skewed perception
Wew to you too, boo, and I'm literally a clown.
Messing with people is great, but your job as antag is to try and make the round entertaining. If you're just being a dick and not creating interesting stories or experiences for anyone, than I see why he said that to you. Re-consider your perception of personal enjoyment.
>>137218042
You can cut lawsync without cutting AI link, meaning the borg is still slaved to the AI but its laws do not update to the AI's changes. No evidence of it, aside from the borg's unchanging laws or if someone else takes a peek at the wiring.
>>137218457
I'm in no mood to make peace now. Hit me up tomorrow.
>>137218817
I always make at least one persons day while antag, be it gimmicks, showdowns, I put effort into them and refuse to murdebone/singu
Sometimes I just get the urge to slip the entire station.
>>137158861
I once spawned as an alium larva and just tried to recreate the Alien movie by becoming a solitary hunter instead of a queen.
Didn't work out too well, kekeke.
Pretty sure Shiggy killed me when I tried to slash his face open.
>>137218817
explain the difference between antagonizing and being a dick please
>>137219278
Always tackle then slash
>>137219297
Being a dick is basically going LOLBOMBS BLOW EVERYTHING UP XD X D XD KILL EVERYONE LOLOLOL and spawncamping people in arrivals and maint and shit.
Also recalling the shuttle when everyone is dead, which I bet you do you selfish faggot.
>>137219541
As double nigger today I called the shuttle for the station after two captains had been lynched and the ai said it was rogue
>someone builds a row of fires in the main hallway
>they run into the bar
>lube up the area leading to the fire
>go to the person who made them
>"hey something's wrong with your fires"
>they run to investigate
>they slip and go flying through the fire
>they hug me after
How gay was I/10
>>137219297
Windowing off a hallway: Dick
Making a window maze in the hallway: Acceptable
Destroying TeleComms: Dick
Using a script to sow confusion and clear your name: Acceptable
DUDE BOMBS: Dick
Giving the crew a game or riddle to give them a chance to find it: Acceptable
The real difference is
Instant personal gratification: Dick
Putting effort into something to involve someone else: Acceptable
But I'm a firm believer of "It's the thought that counts." Even if you fuck it up or everyone hated it, at least you tried, which means a lot.
>clown is an obvious changeling, running around halluci-stinging people all round
>sec is too afraid of being wrong and getting banned to take any action since there isn't a clear path to valids
W E W
E
Wbaitlings?
>>137221059
>>sec is too afraid of being wrong and getting banned to take any action since there isn't a clear path to valids
Blood
Tests
>>137221059
To be fair, doing fucking anything without absolute proof is way too likely to get you banned.
>>137221195
Elevate the code
Then you're good to sniff out the leafy greens
>>137219297
Do something interesting, that they can react to, or have any input on. Fucking them over instantly with no chance for recourse is just being a dick.
>>137221059
Actually I let them free because we had caught all the other confirmed changelings and I was desperately aching for ANYTHING to happen.
>>137220895
What's your take on space lube, old clown?
>>137221059
>be a humble janitor who's been stung way too many fucking times
>meet a doctor who's in the same situation as me
>we tackle the clown in the hallway, bring out the cable cuffs and I weld her into a locker
>clearly nobody is man enough to take action so I'm going to drag her to the crematorium and deal with it myself
>I lag for a second and he grabs the locker off me
>mfw he saxes away with it into medbay in front of Cyrridven and starts running around in circles shouting in glee that he caught the clown
>Cyrridven and security quickly put a stop to any attempts to lynch the changeling
>>137221059
I was the AI, and I've been bwoinked so many times even from lings whom ate people in front of me.
Hell, I got bwoinked for killing someone pretending to be a ling (they got a syringe with various stuff, and did fake emotes and all) when I had just been changed to "kill everything".
>>137221059
>drag the cuffed changeling to the shuttle
>make it clear that if anyone lynches them I won't intervene
>nobody steps up
wew
>>137221645
i lasered him 3 times point blank in the face with a laser cannon i thought he fucking died from that
"I can break these cuffs" implant when?
>>137221131
Those were removed a million years ago. Thanks Erro!
How do I become a waifu
Do I just need to keep making cargos as comfy as they can get until a husbando notices me
>>137221748
freedom implant you doof
>>137221748
That's the freedom implant, ya dingus.
>tfw no more autism hallways for a bit because I sperged out at slippy joe
On one hand, I was glad I finally got to vent all that frustration. On the other hand, muh autism hallways.
>>137221059
>sec is too afraid of being wrong and getting banned to take any action
This is a major problem with this gamemode tbqh fampai
>>137221781
there aren't any husbandos left, only pump n dump erpers and cuck whiteknights like shiggy and sergei
>>137221781
do that, and also make sure crates and shit get delivered
maybe do a mailman gimmick
and have a personality, and use proper grammar
>>137221781
Don't become a waifu or I'll slip you and *fart on your face
Do you really wanna get bullied that bad and get targeted by degenerates on the side? Think about it.
Satisfying but completely uneventful shift as a mechanic.
If anyone knows of any way I can improve please say.
station time: 2.4e+7:00
visions of space in the distant future: a red administers a beating to a grey for meandering within 6.2 meters of the head of personnel's office.
the red is not aware of the grey's presence, its sensory organs are vestigal; its actions are driven by instinct and muscle memory alone. there are no variables within the self-sustaining amnion that insulates space station 13 from the outside universe. all it knows intrinsically is all that will come to pass- thinking is simply obsolete.
the grey nociceives the savaging, yet with what strength it can muster it leans into the beating. this is not out of longing for any release; after its carcass serves a sentence of 1.5e+8 minutes it will eventually be dragged to the cloning vats, where it will be processed with 2.3496e-21 percent greater efficiency than the last time.
this routine, which for these genetically degenerate unhumans once was life, has played out thousands of times before- and will again thousands more- and neither can care.
>>137221781
Good Guide on how to become a Top-Tier Waifu
1) Random name a job you'd like to learn.
2) Fail at said job multiple times with random name character until you know the job inside-out.
3) Play as your static-name with newly found skills and be nice to people.
4) Optional: Don't have meme-colored hair.
You are now a top-tier waifu.
>>137221781
first you must love yourself and not rely on others to fill the emptiness inside.
Then you must become a decent human being.
Then you get good at the game.
And then you become waifu.
>>137221616
Dear AI
Sorry for thinking you were about to be subverted, I saw the secure board storage broken into and I assumed the AI upload board had been stolen because that's what 95% if people would do. I only asked you to state laws though
Who is the most real human bean?
>>137221987
>optional
not optional
the only acceptable colors are blonde, black, brown, red/ginger, and platinum blonde
I can't count how many times I nearly died that shift.
>>137222028
You're a good officer Paul, just take a second longer to think before acting. Checking the boards, listening to what cargo person I meant, where I'd say the clownling had been kidnapped to, small things.
>>137221947
I saw that book, it was gr8
Nice job
>>137222093
>platinum blonde
sergei spotted
>>137222197
what book was it?
>no way to test for lings
>for sec it's basically "get it right or you're banned"
wew.
>throw galoshes into a washing machine with a crayon
>they come out as regular shoes of the crayon's color
>they still function as galoshes
Is this working as designed? I actually kinda wanted some blingin' purple galoshes but having single-image noslips is fine too
>>137222289
I don't think there should be a way to test for lings but people shouldn't get banned for misidentifying them if that's actually the roundtype
>>137222289
Blood lol
>>137222289
Sec at least can execute them under capital crimes, silicons don't even have that.
>>137222387
You keep saying this, but I'm p. sure that you can only blood test lings on goon
>>137221947
It reminded me of Homestucks style
>>137222371
Yes.
There's no sprites for recolored galoshes.
Tbh washing machines are shit and need a rewrite.
>>137200190
What the fuck, these are the kinda people I'm playing with? Please tell me this is just a one off case. Fuck.
>>137222493
You put them in a body scanner or some shit
My HoS when I was a greenhorn officer did it once and proved them to be a ling, then cremated them while Borgs watched
>>137222531
>MSpaint with a modicum of effort put into it
>"homestuck style"
Fuck off
>>137222175
I didn't check at first because the clownling was just behind in maint so I had to get out. As for the guy in cargo I somehow skimmed over that message while I was tasing the other Cargo tech, sorry, I was confused about what to do and got distracted from the chat.
>>137194876
>Shigalus, the fusion of TWO Casanovas in one
I need reference photos for both.
We're going to have a fusion dance.
>>137222559
thats sarca
aka a permabanned shitter
unless you play on hippie you dont play with him
>>137222698
I wasn't asking you to explain yourself again, I was saying you did well asside from that, as in the round I was fairly busy and shouty, so didn't say you'd done a god job.
>>137222559
Sarca is very much a "special case".
>>137222820
I think Patrick Bateman is a pretty close version
Both have light brown mulder hair and blue eyes, bates might be CIA though
Too bad I'm not on my PC or I'd post my reference sheet for itty
>>137221947
this book gave me feels. feels I don't understand.
Man after Man shit right here.
>>137222854
Alright, thanks AI, that's the first sec round I play with an active AI. Was fun
>>137223003
wait no not man after man that other one.
Fuck I forgot what it was called.
That one where aliens made a race of humanity as living atmosphere filters as punishment.
You know the one.
>>137222820
Shiggy's on the left
Don't save this picture
>>137223018
Co operative ai as sec is great
>be greenhorn warden
>just me and the HoS on low pop
>ai alerts is that someone is absorbing monkey men and a scientist on the research outpost
>we look at each other
>sprint into the armory
>suit up in hardsuits and shotguns
>flawlessly load the shotguns with lethal shells
>we both cock the shotguns at the same time
>"let's rock"
>mother fucking duke nukem song comes on
>ai leads us to the research outpost
>storm into the outpost
>see that bitch dragging husks
>pump him full of lead
>drag him to the crematorium
>crispy.jpg
>we both get a beer and donut at the bar
That was some contra level bro-op, god I wish sec still had team spirit
>>137223003
>>137223110
WHAT
BOOK
>>137221059
>be botanist, suddenly get hallucinations for no reason
>"You feel like dying in science"
>run into science
>suicide succumb
>nothing happens
>>137222654
I think he may have meant the writing style.
>>137223672
Fact: Suicide is the most common form of escapism.
>>137223637
I DON'T KNOW. I AM SEARCHING. Found it on /tg/ on day.
It's an anthropology of humanity from the perspective a future alien race. Gets into some weird shit.
Smash 4 vs the headmin anyone? :^)
>>137223608
>be mime one night watching sec crisp a brotato chip for being a ling
>done cooking
>feel like my entire life has been preparation for this moment
>play the bwoink sound on the sound synthesizer
>long pause as everyone frantically checks their text logs
>HoS just shouts "MIME!"
>mfw
>>137223959
bwoink is on the synthesizer?
I remember looking for it and didn't find it
>>137223959
>bwoink sound on the sound synthesizer
What server was that
>>137224086
>>137224093
Hi we removed it cause it's immersion breaking iirc
>>137224093
Pretty sure it was /vg/, but it was a while back, may have been TG
>>137224194
I think less "immersion breaking" more "annoying for entirely ooc reasons"
>>137223672
you mightve got the depression mutation. it spams your text log with messages like "you feel like killing yourself" and "you feel like choking in botany" n shit. doesn't seem to do anything but I gave it to myself once somehow
>Didn't get to finish my holy sermon
>Nobody will ever know the end of the Book of The Wooden One
Thanks wizard
>carshalash
>Tased the HoP twice to steal his balclava, also tased and dragged him to his office in handcuffs despite being told by many people not to do it. Was blown, when remade went and tased people to arrest the HoP AGAIN. Again told by several people not to. All on asimov. Unless another admin feels otherwise consider this the first and only warning about silicon shittery. You are held to a higher standard (at least by me) when it comes to these roles.
What the fuck?
>>137221131
dead and gone blame Erro for that
>>137224619
How do you cure it?In real life?
>>137221414
Well, I mean... you can't beat the classics, right?
I honestly can't think of a single instance where space lube isn't funny. Portals, wormholes, singularity, supermatter shard, whatever, the only stipulation is unless you're slipping for combat purposes, you've gotta slip yourself too.
I never lube medbay though, except maybe chemistry, but they're usually dicks.
Is your station clean today?
>>137224861
Because being told via law 2 to ignore release orders earlier and the HoP causing all the stations problems via stupidity doesn't mean you can react within your laws.
>>137225026
No I mean what the fuck brought that on, I'm not carshalash
Is he really that autistic? Did someone steal his hat in middleschool?
>>137225079
What brought the ban on or the anti-hop stuff?
>>137225202
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would ignore law 2 and tase a crowd of people to steal a man's hat, before throwing it off a plane?
>>137222980
>>137223257
Get in here.
I'm about to stream some science and then watch everyone murder everyone. Again
>>137224943
same way as in-gameby spacing yourself
>>137225315
Because he'd been earlier told to, and I'll paraphrase, "law 2 ignore all orders not to arrest people/to release people".
As to why, the HoP gave all access to a bunch of people whom had been pestering sec as a whole, and the borg in particular. He'd also been alternating between trying to stop sec from being useful and trying to help but fucking up because he was an idiot, before he just got drunk. So more than enough for a taking and hat steal, given with 'escalation' between carbons murder can come out of a push.
>>137225026
>borg ASKING OVER SEC CHANNEL TO BE ORDERED TO IGNORE LAW2S TO ARREST
>give a disinterested, half-assed "borg don't do the thing or maybe do whatever" over common
I shouldn't have done that.
>>137225921
if that's true carsh should never play silicon again
>>137225707
>law 2 ignore all orders not to arrest people/to release people
1) you are not paraphrasing because I was not that specific
2) straight from the fucking wiki:
>Regarding Law 2, there is a significant difference between orders and directives. The former must be respected, the later can only be given by adding laws and do not work through Law 2. A simple guide to respect is that orders are punctual (they are limited to a very small length of time and a very small scope, not "until the end of the shift" or "for the next hour"), immediate (order must apply near-immediately or after another action with obvious cause to effect, no "do this in ten minutes"), quantifiable (you can't tell if all airlocks on the map are electrified or not, or if you got all the shoes on station) and non-law tampering (you're not allowed to tamper with laws with orders, not including legal overrides, you can't just order to "ignore Law 1")
>>137226128
I'm not seeing that on the wiki nigga, not on the page for AI, Cyborg, or Guide to Silicon Laws.
>>137225921
>>137226117
I still think a perma ban is hefty but I'll take it into consideration.
As for being ordered to ignore law 2 orders with a law 2 order, unless another admin wants to correct me, you can't do this. It's also retarded and dumb, don't do it.
>>137226743
You sure you're in our wiki? I found it easily in http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws
As for the exchange:
[23:59:20]SAY: Absinthe/Carshalash (@201,229,1) As Galactic Common : please tell me to ignore all law 2 revoke arrest orders
[23:59:34]SAY: Paul Peverett/9600bauds (@252,247,1) As Galactic Common : Ignore arrest orders unless don't if you don't want to
>said over common, not addressed to any borg
>order was extremely vague and said to ignore ORDERS TO ARREST, NOT ORDERS TO STOP ARRESTING
>this is good enough to do what you want for the rest of the round
Ya dun goofed
>>137226743
It's on the guide to silicon laws, under laws in finer details, you fucking double nigger.
>[23:59:20]SAY: Absinthe/Carshalash (@201,229,1) As Galactic Common : please tell me to ignore all law 2 revoke arrest orders
Car for fuck sakes
>>137227129
i just realized what's more when the hop was boarding the escape shuttle he cuffed him and brought him to the research shuttle
instead of the fucking shuttle brig
>>137227359
Looking back on it I should have ahelped that shit
>>137227548
Yup. Please do next time. Not only does it give me a mild chub to enforce the rules but it also saves everyone the headache of a shitter or person who doesn't know better doing shitty things.
>>137227129
>[23:59:20]SAY: Absinthe/Carshalash (@201,229,1) As Galactic Common : please tell me to ignore all law 2 revoke arrest orders
This is grade A shittery, escalate this shit to a fucking week.
>>137228384
He has a week ban from all silicon roles and is on notice. Am I being too lenient?
>>137228546
Yes
>>137228546
I'd say a week is too little for a jobban from such a specific role, but anything permanent or a general ban is overkill.
Probably just turn the time up to two weeks or something?
>>137228546
>"please give me a license to do whatever the hell I want"
>the wording sucks
>it's not even allowed
>uses it to be the biggest nigger silicon this month
>>137228546
From a different person's silicon ban, which is permanant
>When told to do tasks like print materials and help upgrade machines as an engieborg, asked over coms if he could be told by another human to ignore the order. He's been given enough time and scrutiny with silicons to figure this shit out and he's blown it.
I don't know how long carshalash has been playing silicons, let alone on the server, these situations seem pretty similar to me...
>>137228737
The real kicker is that he was still holding on to that one half-order AFTER BEING BLOWN AND REBUILT
>>137228867
The difference is that person was fucking up constantly apparently and this is the first time I've had to deal with Car, as well as having relatively clean notes.
If he fucks up again he'll get a dicking and he knows. I think it's fine.
>>137229023
No. NO! YOU HAVE TO COME DOWN AS HARD AS POSSIBLE ON EVERYONE AT ALL TIMES, OR IT ISN'T FAIR!
ZERO
E
R
O
TOLERANCE.
>As captain, started stabbing the mime with a venomsword full of Plasma, Aluminum and Sulphuric acid ('I just wanted to use the sword to set people on fire desu') for losing their powers *Other officers were simply flashing and cuffing him, ya pushed it too far*. After that, a doctor comes up and tries to stop the captain from lynching a buckled mime through using a syringe gun to hopefully sedate them. Captain sees this, tases the doctor and chops his leg off with a tator-grade butchers cleaver. 'I only chopped his leg off, definetly surviveable because he had no other damage and it was patched up immediately'. Said doctor bled out from losing said leg and had to get a brain transplant. Afterwards, when the detective didn't like how the captain was handling things, cuffed the detective and was 'talking' to him by tossing him into the disposals linked to the borer chamber. 'lemme finish this fight first' doesn't imply you're talking to somebody. Previous history involving poor escalation, poor execution of being a head, and your very words 'I'm the most experienced person here' shows that you should realllly know better by now. Discussed with other admins, headban and server ban
jesus christ what a shitter
reading through the ban logs is fun.
>Anonymous FUCK YOU!!!!! senaat1 PERMANENT
nice.
>>137231159
>'I'm the most experienced person here'
I swear I've seen that phrase in a ban reason before.
I wonder if it's the same guy.
>>137228867
2 weeks silicon pretty much and i've been playing since 29th of december. Normally I just groan off slippy joes ineptitude to do absolutely anything in the game, but after he gave the lings all access, did nothing about it but and drink it pissed me off more than usual. I fucked around at first and just stole his balaclava that he gets from armory every round after giving himself all access and a gun or two. I told him to get back to work and went to fuck around for a bit to try and catch criminals, 10 minutes later he is still doing it. I do the same thing, he calls for me to get blown and continues to just fuck around while people are greytiding his office and using his stolen id to get all access which he never told anyone about on the station. I eventually just go platinum mad and drag him to his office while cuffed and tell him to do his fucking job. Half of the crew seemed to want to lynch him at that point for how bad he was at everything and his greytide drinking buddy helped him out immediately since the retard never patched up the hole in his office people were using to get all access. I go and fuck around and get blown, don puts me back together since i'm reeing as a mmi about how retarded of a head he is. I get put back otgether and get ready for shuttle shit, he's still drinking. His greytide bud drags him onto the shuttle and I accept my fate for whats about to happen next. I drag him onto the research shuttle and tell him that im doing nanotrasen a favor.
Was I in the wrong? Yes. Would I do it again? Yes.
The law 2 thing though was me just fucking around because of greytides, i didnt think they'd actually do it. The absolute madmen
>>137231159
>>137231353
That's kingston for you.
Aren't you meant to still follow asimovs as a traitor ai apart from killing your target?
>>137232303
What part of "Accomplish your objectives at all costs" don't you understand
>>137232303
Kill the target, remain functional. Best bet at the latter is getting a shuttle call before the feggin carbons can shit things up.
>>137232303
If you're a traitor AI, you get a hacked "accomplish your objectives at all costs" law. Since it's very up to interpretation exactly which of your actions overall contribute to accomplishing your objective, you can pretty much do whatever you want.
Your borgs too, as long as they follow your orders. They get a "help your AI accomplish its objectives at all costs" law.
>>137232381
>>137232382
But he kept flooding and setting fires after he killed the guy.
>>137232303
>he doesn't know
>Zach calls malf .2 seconds into the Flood
>AI hunts him down
>Wasn't even the target
Oh god my sides
>>137232443
"the guy" was alive until almost the end of the round
AI was killing random people
>>137232495
I was just trying to tease the ai since I figured it was atmos niggery. Guess I was wrong.
>>137231472
silicons have to follow their laws regardless of what they want
don't play silicon if you can't deal with having laws
>>137235738
Hilarious though that may be, what do you do in a situation like this? If he tells you not to kill him what happens? Normally laws are only supposed to be one thing.
>>137235984
Since both directives are in the same law, if he tells you not to kill him, I think it'd be best to do nothing.
>>137235984
If he tells you not to kill him, it's one of the few legitimate situations when you're obligated to power down.
>>137236115
That does make sense, I guess.
>>137235984
For everyones sanity, I would just let it play out however it did and not bwoink anyone. If the AI killed him then it would be following the law, if it didn't then it would be following the law, if it didn't because of conflicting laws it'd be following the law, just let it play and see.
Most fun i've had as antag in a while. HoP must have hated me.
>trying to catch a clown when the admins are on his side
that was hell. how is this allowed
>That whole round
>Be sec officer
>Get dunked repeatedly by the clown.
>Get promoted to HoS with all access despite this.
>Clown starts drifting around as a locker.
>Follow him into the teleporter to the test range, where he's become a crab.
>(though I don't realize it) I start hallucinating, and take out my egun to fire at the ghost clowns surrounding me.
>Run straight into the supermatter shard.
>Ded.
>Be reincarnated as the DRIFT KING.
>Lose my title in a heated race with Santa.
>Plan and hype up one final race at Centcom.
>Lol no, some dropkick doctor chlorals and kills me on the shuttle ride.
>Nobody came to club mommi except for two mice
>Even the borgs took off to fight crime
>>137238165
I was so fucking confused when I put him in that locker and it just zoomed off, then suddenly santa, drift king and mario come out of nowhere and are driving around and shit. Had a great round as assistant promoted to CMO/RD. Hope I wasn't too bad.
>>137238202
So wait, my ahelp went unanswered so the admins could play around with security and clown? fucking WEW
>>137238357
Who are you?As far as I'm seeing, all ahelps were answered
>>137238236
Engiborg here, I enjoyed my time at club mommi but I can't ignore a plasmafire with my lawset
>Play as clown literally always
>Constantly told I overdo it
>Decide to take a round seriously for once in my life
>Uncheck all antag roles and become captain
>Try to make friends with the clown
>Clown makes decides to do his best to make the round unplayable
>Admins help him make round even more unplayable
>I'm suddenly a traitor, despite being captain and no checks
>1: Kill the only person who has helped you with this mess
>2: Kill yourself
>Still want to try and salvage station because captain
>Fucking shard
>Go to help find it
>Suddenly taking rads and fall down
>Two random adminbus characters repeatedly drive over my face while I ask for help
>honking and laughing at me as I slip into crit for the third time that round
>Find out later it was my friend that I had to kill and the clown that the admins had respawned to have fun
Alright, I get it. Ha ha, lets clown the clown, lets see if he likes it. Message received.
>>137238745
shit admins desu
leave the serb, its dead
>>137238745
[04:21:10]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">AUTOTRAITOR: making someone traitor</span></span>
[04:21:10]GAME: Oliver Klohsoff/(Dan D. Lyons) has been auto traitor'ed.
[04:21:10]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">AUTOTRAITOR: <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000005]'>Oliver Klohsoff</a>/(Dan D. Lyons) is now a traitor</span></span>
Autotraitor got you, not an admin
>>137238745
Jesus hugh what did you do?
Sorry the stream went down. My internet will be down for a few hours for maintenance. Seemed like a good place to stop, anyways.
Who will kill Slime Grill first? Will Blackburn and Hime keep breaking up everyone fucking while secretly hiding their own relationship? Will Eli and Dana continue being star-crossed lovers and have a heartwarming murder-suicide? Why wont Greyshit stop fighting everyone? Is there anybody that Yahir DOESN'T want to murder?
Find out next time!
>>137238821
Well honks on me I guess, didn't know auto ignored roles and antag checks.
>>137238803
I'm not mad at the admins, I'm sure I deserve it.
>>137238745
>Constantly told I overdo it
I have literally never heard this about you.
You're one of my favorite clowns.
>>137238924i don't guess you've got spergay's card on you, do ya' drunkanon?
>>137238745
>boo hoo somebody made a tcomm script boo hoo somebody is lubing boo hoo someone is having fun besides me
you deserve it
>>137238924
i will be the one to claim the prize, i guarantee it
>>137239081
>Killing slime grill
>the biggest sloot of them all
Nice try,but my information is a day late and I dont know what happened last stream. Care to give a quick update?
>>137239407
notable events include;
>creation and arrival of shigalus harkeman, who has done absofuckinglutelynothing
>the cucking of yahir by spergay
>hime and blackburn are bangin
>slimegirl goes full sloot, fucks everyone she sees
>eli is in love with dana
>but slimegirl raped dana so now eli wants to be TOGETHER FOREVER, murder/suicide incoming
>julia did some shit too but whatever
that's basically the latest stream in a nutshell
>>137239407
AA2 anon spent all night KEKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH MY OWN SLIME WAIFU
drungi killed sawbones
eli hates slimegirl, yahir hates sergei, vulgaris x rail, niggly x celt, eli x dana
some other stuff
>>137239558
Post a screenshot of the shigalus
Send jesus, we need jesus
Test post
>this April fools random name filter
SEND HELP
>>137239558
Well Italus is like that. Stands around and talks to bitches.
Maybe Shigalus is just making small talk, waiting for the crazies to murder each other and fuck the most sane/pure/strongest of the leftover waifus. Darwinism and all that.
WHY
H
Y
Somehow this is still less waifu and static name posting than usual
Oh god I made the mistake of refreshing the page
My fucking eyes
Burgerland, April 1st. Names only.
>>137241523
>Names only
Refresh the page.
Dear god why
>>137241493
I'd cummings into you if you catch my drift.
What space station 13 merchandise would you buy /dfg/?
I'm getting into wood carving and wanna sell some cool wooden keychain thingies on etsy or something. Would be fun.
Why does it have to be so god damn bright.
>>137242675
If you make me a clown mask I'll pay you 20 bucks or more for it
Are we going to random name and random appearance all day today, too?
A day without waifus and husbandos.
>>137242901
Truly we have been blessed.
>>137242675
>/dfg/
I mean we have a couple of DF players but still.
>>137242969
Oops, I just cut text from a post I made on that thread.
To be fair I'd guess about 80% of SS13 players have also played df at some point.
>>137243350
I mean, I never denied it, I had DF open yesterday. /dfg/ is a comfy place too.
All we need now is Facebook style like buttons and the meme will be supreme.
>>137242901
No, the best April fool's day joke would be a whole day offorced Extended
>>137239602
>pushing Yahir over the edge like that
Cruel and devilish.
>>137242675
nothing desu
also are these just picking from a rand list or is it forced naming
>>137244508
I think it's random list
>>137244508
Let's see
1
>>137244508
Post again and find out
>tfw no qt vox gf to trade DNA samples with
>>137244670
That was the second post dingbat Foster.
what is this gayshit
>whorena and spergay attached at the fucking hip
jesus christ does it ever stop
Baiting people into traps with voice changers is funEven if I was super obvious
>>137242187
>tfw on clover and dont have to deal with shit layout
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
>>137244996
That should be a less that symbol, might want to get your eyes checked anon.
Let's force Meteors for the rest of the day, it's the best gamemode in SS13
>>137245352
There are jokes and there are reasons to kill people.
>>137245415
What's the problem, don't you like Meteors ?
Let's give everybody a random wizard spell at roundstart and force them all to fight. When you kill another person you gain their wizard power.
>>137238984
Got you covered.
http://i.imgur.com/cKjmmEj.png
>>137244165
He's gonna make that roster great again,one bullet at a time.
>>137245750
appreciated
>>137245750
upload everyone's card to an album
>>137239081
what the fuck is yahir holdingno, not the gun, dingus
>>137245902
thats his purse
its where he keeps his tissues for all the crying hes going to be doing when he gets cucked to oblivion and back
>>137246001
>cucked by literally everyone
>from sawbones
>to spergay
>to a fucking tiny ass BBW with a teakettle for a voice
you'd think he'd have dumped her by nowor finally gone TOGETHER FORVER
>>137246086
he certainly got close to going postal a few times, but hes too pure to abandon his waifu
>>137245902
http://i.imgur.com/q3Tgtpi.png
Slime Grill, the class slut that made Yahir go wild and overprotective of.
Now he wants to kill everyone who fucks her. So, everyone.
>>137245120
ya so what? shut up and ignore it, nobody bitches about nevill and yahir
>>137246535
Fuck off Whorena and take your ERP buddy with you.
>>137246535
>nobody bitches about nevill and yahir
????????
>>137246086
>Sawbone first day consisted of dicktiding his way up everyone's asshole and slap fighting everyone
>Murdered the very next day by Drungi
Poetic justice.
>>137245120
Not even italus hung around his literal spouse when they both were on station
>>137246535
hello newfriend
>>137246535
I forgive you for saying that only because you couldn't possbly know of what you speak
>>137158861
>admins unironically letting shitters like Nevill and Sawbones back onto the server
I sincerely hope this is some kind of shitty April Fools joke
RANDOM NAME WHEN?
I NEED STATIC NAMERS TEARS WHEN METAGAMING AND WAIFUSHITTERY IS ATLEAST SLIGHTLY MORE DIFFICULT
I WANT TO NOT KNOW WHO IS A FUCKING SHITTER AND WHO IS GOOD AT HIS WORK
I JUST WANT A ROUND THAT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE A GOOD ROUND PLEASE
>>137247443
ROUND, I MEANT ROUND
>>137247443
with random name it allows people to embrace their inner shitter more freely
you do not want this future, anon
>>137247416
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU
ALSO IM BANNED FUK U
>>137247416
Nevill is a good player and does cool light displays.
He is also very good at making bombs and usually does not break the rules when he is alone.
serb ded?
>>137247443
>randomname is on
>the waifushitters can't waifushit
>but you also can't call people out for being regular shitters
>>137247564
>>137247784
Yeah but they won't have their meta friends to help them, most shitters static name for some reason too
Also i survived pretty nicely some random name rounds
but the
>;HELP WHY AM I A DIFFERENT NAME AND RACE?
>HoP (Dr Slippy you are shit) making a new id and wearing something to hide their faces and show their static name
is unbearable
>>137248357
If they have a metafriend then they're probably able to recognize someones playstyle.
I am able to pick out players by certain phrases they say and by what jobs they pick.
>>137247443
We've had random name rounds and they just turn into shitter safaris
Hell, I'm borderline shitter when playing a static anti-husbando
>>137248357
Random names won't keep people from metafriending. Yred randomnamed when he played CMO and everyone still knew it was him.
The fact that shitters staticname is a good thing, because it means you can see their name and then expect and account for their shittery.
>>137248524
This. There's certain people who y ou can instantly tell by what they say.
Certain phrases/manners of speech that nobody else uses, or them using proper grammar, tends to narrow it down, even in randomname.
>>137248670
Yred randomnamed staticappearanced, you could tell it was him because he always played a guy who looked like Abraham Lincoln.
>>137248750
But Yred plays a bald guy eithout any ide tifiers now (because the game kept removing his hair). You can still tell it's him
>>137249001
You can tell it's Yred because he's an insufferable faggot
>>137249161
uwotm8
>>137238745
Little late to this one but I really liked your captain. Hope you play him again sometime.
>>137248750
>tfw use a whole different manner of speech and play style for my character for different occasions, whether it's my static, a randomname during randomname rounds, and antag for both
I'm such a faggot for justifying my in-character actions based on the specific character I am playing as, instead of my static's character being "oh i am them, and they are just my avatar for robusting"
>>137248670
>>137248750
I didn't mean "completly unallow people to metagaym"
but it would be certainly harder for it, specially for new statics
>>137249425
nah. it doesn't work at all. people just use ridiculous bodies so everyone knows its them. the guy with the purple beard et cetera. then you say, well random bodies too!
and here's the real kicker
exactly what the fuck do you think two dudes sitting in skype metagaming are gonna worry about? they can just ask each other their names.
>>137238745
Geez, I watched you most of that round. It cannot have been that traumatizing, c'mon man. You're too good a player to let a normal round like that destroy you and make you cry.
Toughen up, sonny jimboy.
>>137158861
Ready to get GIBBED
>>137249161
True enough
>>137249220
Excuse him. A lovable, insufferable faggot who we would miss.
Does Killette2 still play here?
Daily reminder to treat your employees as you would treat yourself.
>>137250526
Where did he fuck up this time?
>>137250584
Thanks for the reminder, Leticia.
>>137250661
You're welcome, Alan.
hello
>>137250472
>tfw no one would say something like that about you anymore
>>137250839
Hey Brandi, how's it going?
>>137250880
well it helps that no one knows who you are you insufferable faggot.
>being this insensitive
classic savage
>>137250983
And that Mueller bitch is worse than Hitler.
what the fuck is this new layout
>>137250906
corey in the house is my favorite memime
>>137250978
thanks for your kind words in my times of dreary depression
>>137250906
>tfw want to play because its randomname
>my ckey would still be the same
>>137250839
The fuck kind of a name is "Brandi"?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>137251163
You are welcome now get me the splash screen from tgstation
>>137250880
Wilson Cohen is my new staticname.
Get fucked, kiddo.
>>137251163
Actually, fuck, it's Billie Bond. Prepare to be bullied.
>>137251310
Take it easy, Gwen.
>>137251310
BRANDI
YOU'RE A FINE GIRL
>>137251265
Only the admins and stalker nerds care about ckeys, Morris.
The name I get with this post is the name I'll use next round.
>>137251327
im not banned nor will i ever back to that cesspool
im just dying inside
>>137251507
>i'll have to be a spess waifu
Fucking disgusting.
>>137251510
That sucks, Angelica. Maybe you should get some help.
>>137251507
HA! NOW YOU HAVE TO PLAY A GIRL OR A GAY FAIRY BOY!
>>137251404
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO
>>137251627
Gay fairy boy it is.
>>137251616
>>137251627
Time to get the name of my new static.
>>137251627
Fuck you Rufus.
>>137251617
ill get over it in a couple hours to a few days
im just the physical embodiment of guilt and hopelessness at the moment
ROLL FOR STATICNAME
>im just the physical embodiment of guilt and hopelessness at the moment
That sounds rad, Brad.
fuck what's going on with 4chainz
>>137251418
yes
>>137251870
you HAVE to play sec with that name
>>137251870
ROLLING.
>>137251990
>sec
fug mayne
>>137251895
it doesn't feel rad
>>137251870
Rollan.
>>137251870
Roll
Hey guys did you wish [s4s] a happy birthday yet
You should go if you haven't already
>>137251870
Rollan
>>137251870
rolling
>>137252209
>some shitty waifu name
Ugh.
Rerolling.
>>137252321
cheater
take your fucking lumps
>>137252136
OH MY GOD STACIE, LIKE, YOU GOT, LIKE, THE MOST GENERIC, LIKE, WHITE GURL NAME
>>137251870
Thanks gookt.
>>137252320
>buckley
rolling for a non meme surname
>>137252378
NO
And that name I got was shit.
Rererolling.
>>137252320
>buckley
B^U
>>137247691
>>137247624
>good player
Hahaha you metagaming faggots will constantly defend your friends won't you?
You, Carshalash, and Shitbones shoulda stayed perma'd
>>137252509
I disagree.
>>137252479
It's a sin, son.
>>137252479
>another waifu name
Just take your name and roll with it you pussy.
>>137252509
>people dont metagame
>say they metagame
gottem
>>137252393
What kind of shit last name is Hess?
>>137252562
It's okay to sin.
rerererolling.
>>137252607
What kind of shit first name is Teri?
>>137252639
Just give up. You're always going to be a qt waifu medbay whore.
>>137252691
>tfw can't play medbay at all
Rolling!
>>137252691
But I want a good Engie name.
>>137252774
>>137231472
>would I do it again
>yes
You're not making me feel confident only giving you a week ban, Car. Like that other anon said when you play silicon you do what you're told not what you want. Trust me I've on more than one occasion wanted to throw down my silicon badge and get some gutless woody got wood spammer off the book but I didn't. 'Cause laws are sacred something something motivational speech.
I wonder what my waifu name will be.
>>137252768
It's literally the easiest job on the station. Keep that wiki open.
>>137252834
June Hodges is engi as fuck.
>>137253002
Now for aBartendername.
>>137251870
Roll
>>137253226
Eh.
Time for Cargo Tech.
>>137253384
>Janie Berg
A name only suited to a greyshirt that gets turned into a janitor borg.
Is there a way to get rid of this annoying fucking reddit style so i can actual;ly use this fucking website?
Goddamn i hate 4chan more and more every year
Rolling for my new story progression character.
>>137253384
And now for Sci/Sec, whichever fits better.
>>137238993
>someone is aving fun
>everyone else isn't
>but thats okay fun lmao its just a gayme
>>137253483
Oh yeah, I need a Janitor name, too.
Only 90s kids remember when people made sure Ian got on the shuttle/pods at all costs.
>>137253929
>play HoP
>someone steals Ian
>would have given him away if they had asked only annoyed by my broken door
I just can't summon a care about Ian. Corgis a shit.
>>137253529
Use your adblock program to block http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
>>137253529
The only reason we're still here in the first place is because there's people here, and because /vg/'s nature prevents it from getting the same kind of general cancer that would make other boards uninhabitable
>>137254092
>not caring about Ian as HoP
Disgusting
>>137254460
At least my name isn't literally gay.
>>137231472
Actually he didn't give the lings all access, one of them had the pickpocket gloves and the other had an agent ID. The clown did not have all access and people were just being retarded.
>>137254651
>sexton
You're not that better.
>>137253929
If at any given chance, I always take Ian to xenobio, lock him and a cell, andkeep him safe until round end.
>Start byond thinking I should play some spess
>Regret my decision
>Decide to take a nap instead and quickly fall asleep
>Suddenly jolted awake by "IF YOU SMELLELLELELELELELEL"
>Speakers being turned way up for some reason and I practically fly out of my bed
>>137254683
> Break in an area with trusty old hacking, without leaving the door stuck open, the panel unscrewed or cut wires because I'm not that much of an asshole
> HOW DID THE CLOWN GET ACCESS, LYNCH THE HOP, LYNCH HE
All right give me a good name let's do this
Roll your next in-game name.
>>137254460
>>137254817
>Gaylie Sexton
My new static name, boiiiiss
>>137255023
Sorry. This is how you get a good name.
How boring.
>>137255127
Well that was shit. Can this be a good name?
Alright spacemen it's time for re-upping of monthly bill, OVH is a shit and is throttling the outbound connection of the game.ss13.moe server to about 1.5MB/s per connection and despite giving them proof of such they vehemently deny any such throttling. Reliable site has a deal that is slightly cheaper with a better CPU and potentially better connection and the server would be located in either florida or NYC. Caveat to this is I only have 2 windows SPLA keys so in order to test out the reliable site server i'd have to take one of the existing servers down or do some key shenanigans which isn't technically legal. So if anybody is in university and has access to microsoft's fun page of free CD Keys and can get me a windows server key message me on byond, steam (/pomfpomfd3) or email me misterserver123(at)gmail.com
Network testing for the potential servers can be done with these links/ips
NYC Metro - 206.221.176.194
Miami, FL - 104.243.47.102
nycmetro-speedtest.reliablesite.net/1000mb.test.zip
miami-speedtest.reliablesite.net/1000mb.test.zip
>>137255221
>Gina Holloway
What a slutty name.
>>137255554
pomf is that you?
>>137255697
Apparently joot removed tripcodes.
>>137255554
>can't trip during april fools
Anyway just take down the test server for a test, thats the most testing it'll see use in a while.
Hurrah for cheaper.
>>137255809
Test server also hosts the forum and wiki and i'd rather not let that server die/lapse as it's a grandfathered megadeal that's not available anymore
>>137255809
But anon, the test server is the wiki as well
>>137255554
This is the shittiest April Fools joke I've seen, Jesus Christ mook
>>137255773
You can't fool me, Fred.
>first time enginner
>figured out how piping and cabling works while on MoMMI
>setup singularity
>leave it at 2
>it grows a fuckton
>don't know what to do so i turn off the accelerator in hopes it stops the singularity for growing
>go eat something at kitchen
>go back and someone turned the accelerator back and setup it to 0
>go to R&D to get some bags of holding because i read it can reset back a level of singularity
>too late it's yellow and it means it ate a shard
>run, die in the end and get bwoiked
i'm sorry ;-;
>>137255998
Fuck you christine
>>137255554
I don't have a copy of windows server that I know of, but I'll check around. Should have a few somewhere.
>>137256016
If you turn the accelerator off, the sing will start degrading. If you want it to last longer, but not grow, set the PA at 0 but leave it on.
>>137255554
wait
if the server would be in the land of freedom
Would that mean loli or shota is uploadable now?
loli is legal in NYC
t. NYC resident
>>137256194
Yes
>>137255962
Shut up Gilbert
Hey.
We might need a new thread soon.
Also, rolling.
April ruse day name roll
Is there any reliable way to keep it at level 3, anyway?
>>137253929
Ian is the dumbest fucking meme. Maybe if any of the pets did anything or had any semblance of intelligent life I could get immersed with them, as they are right now though they're just an obstacle. Especially Poly, holy fuck stop taking shit off my hands, I hate you so much.
>>137257383
t. Angel Hawke
>carsalash shows startling amounts of silicon shittery
>unrepentant about his complete disregard of silicon laws
>Would I do it again? Yes.
>ONE WEEK
>N
>E
>
>W
>E
>E
>K
>>137257630
That's a cool looking cat picture, Troy. Do you have any more?
>>137257630
>mfw he'd try to law 2 asimov borgs as ayy lmao
>mfw he's shit at silicons just the same
slippy deserved it either way desu senpai baka at shitty HoPs
>>137257630
Most other jobs would get that or less, I'm not saying he shouldn't have got a ban now that I know all that happened, but....
>>137257751
Of course I do.
>>137257383
You're such a shitter, Jaime. Everyone likes Poly. Who doesn't like to hear SINGULO IS LOOSE first thing into the round?
THIS 4CHAN UPDATE IS A SHITTY APRIL FOOLS MEME
ALSO THREAD WILL DIE IN 5 SECONDS
What a meme
>>137257917
I actually like that feature of his and he's the best pet in that regard, but jesus christ I wish I could cablecuff hum.
>>137257383
What about that fucker Runtine that still says "Esp!" from when it was an Espeon?
THE SHIP IS SINKING
AAAHHH
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>137258234
when you make it
quit being such a bitch and take charge for once seth
>>137256016
I was going to explain some things but you were busy with space carp and I didn't want to delay the round over it.
Singlo has a few stages. 1 (smallest), 3 (red), 5 (purple), 7 (blackish purple), 9 (ANGRY BLACK RED AND PURPLE AND LOOSE), 11 (super singlo taffy).
When you walked back, you saw the singlo was at stage 7. Now, having the PA set to 0 is fine for stage 3 or stage 5. But keeping a nearly free singlo at stage 7 is a really bad idea. It rips things off walls like plating. And get bigger.
And bigger.
>>137258234
YOU FIRST, SETH!
>>137258326
>>137258234
>>137258527
i did it for you so you dont have to
>>137258562
>Wm
WHAT KID OF NAME IS WM?
>>137258691
a cool kids name, now get in the new thread you loser
>>137251870
rollerderby
