Why aren't you having fun edition
Last thread >>136942208
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2specs.com/
first for hooking up anon with a supercute waifu
1rd for mcharr cuddles
>tfw every single post in here, except for OP, has been a shitpost.
you faggots have yet ruined another thread.
the cycle never ends.
>>137103553
include the guild info next time retard, everyone joins HOPE and FUN anyway
>>137102631
which reminds me - I wrote some quasi-lewds once, who can add that into the dump?
http://pastebin.com/7b7UvprR
borderline fsura/mhuman. wanted to continue it into full of NSFW but never got around to it. Might do one of these days.
>>137103553
>>137103842
>>137103876
>>137103891
>no writebin links
That's the only thing worth posting in this dead game general
>>137104015
writebin doesn't need to be in the OP tho.
>>137104015
I'm not in charge of writebin :(
>>137104040
>>137104040
>>137104040
new thread
>>137103961
no need to go into an autistic fit, faggot. Dros posts the pasta anyways.
I will add it to my OP Pasta tho.
>>137104158
fuck off with your dupethread.
>>137104202
sorry, and thanks anon, i just dont want to see new players misled.
>>137104202
thanks anon
>>137104158
>duplicate thread
>start it off with a shitpost OP
Femsura player suicide pact WHEN
get that erp in, dros
get it in
>ITT for the rest of the thread
reminder to report all ratfag, catfag and erpfag shitposts!
Do you think we'll actually get SAB soon lads? I'm bored of raids and everything else in this game sucks.
>>137104841
So just humans, norn and sylvari?
>>137104994
>so humans, green humans and bigger humans.
yes, don't be a degenerate scum, anon.
>>137104956
I think so. I also think it'll be buggy as hell and nearly unplayable due to maps closing and kicking you out.
>>137104956
hopefully not so people like you will finally fuck off to other games :)
>>137104956
well, if the achievements just appeared in the API, there's a good chance that it's soon.
>>137105252
fuck off jugg, stop being such a cuckfaggot.
I want to raid with HOPE and get Eternal without suffering for six hours. Who do I mail?
>>137105424
>who do I mail
anyone not in HOPE tbqh senpai. you're better off joining PUGs.
>>137105424
you can't have both, you have to pick one
>>137105527
pls no I want to raid with dros and the banana and the cats ): don't make me choose
>>137105424
Whisper [Here] for raids
Do people ever threesome ERP?
>>137106045
Yes
>>137106045
yeah, although it's hard to coordinate threeways.
guess it all depends on how high your standards are, I've heard people say they do it just fine, but their logs make me want to go back to being a normie.
>>137104764
Guys?
>>137106045
>thats how I met my favorite femsura
rats are asleep, lets have a nice clean thread for once yeah?
>>137106527
Already gave you all the advice we can. Do it or let her down.
>>137106045
Once in a while, yes. It takes a lot of coordination to get three people together for that, more than throwing a dungeon party or raid together for some reason.
>>137106565
where is she now?
>>137106851
as far as I know, focusing on school and hopefully real life, games were fun but they took too much of her attention and time away from other stuff
>>137106794
Those two posts, what do you mean?
>>137107083
they were making fun of oothier because she always gets dumped despite how nice she is
really, if you want to try with a cutie you could not have a better shot than you do now
>>137107083
they were making fun of oothier, he gets pumped and dumped all the time from helping new RPers get into ERP
I don't think he's posted negatively about it though, only explaining when people shitpost that he is the one who pumps and dumps
>tfw you pumped and didn't dump
>>137107436
>>137107307
You mean they ERP once and then leave for other ERPers and never come back?
And then the whole rat/cat shit posting lol. No wonder the thread hates him so much.
>>137108062
>they ERP once and then leave and never come back
Yup
The rat stuff is other people.
>>137108062
I don't think anyone hates me, that one image of a guy complaining about me posting was over half a year ago
>>137108341
that's cute thinking, but the people who hate you already have had you filtered long ago
>>137108296
This one made me lol
Ok guys, cool stories, but I am not yet on the level to jump into the pit.
>>137108740
Suit yourself, but if I'd be mad at you if I was a close friend. She wants you, she knows you're a rookie and still wants you even so, and you say no? How stupid can you be, man? You can't be more ready than you are now.
That's just me though. I'm just some anon with a waifu and a kid.
>>137107436
>>137107307
maybe this happens because he never asks those guys to "come back" kek
>>137108341
C H O P
H
O
P
D R O S E R A
>>137109072
nah its more moving on if anything, people end up having real life stuff to do, get bored of gw2, or got enough exp from me that they want to go "grind" on their own lel
or we get close and come to a wall, when they are on the otherside of the world/country and neither of us are into a long distance thinghas happened multiple times now, idk why I do well with EUropes, maybe its being 1/2 english(british)
>>137109829
>British
Fuck the 3rd world out of me, colonize my asshole with your seed.
>>137109829
I guess so, still 2deep4me, just be careful and dont drown with all the attention everyone gives you!
>HOPE still desperately trying to get their guild announcement into the thread
Just give up.
>>137110561
Whisper anyone below for 4chan guild invite.
NA: Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
What would I need to buy to really play GW2? I see it has a free to play option, but is that too limited? I'm a little lost at what ideally a new player should buy/get to get going.
>>137110998
As somebody who started a couple weeks ago: Definitely just get the free version. It's pretty good, you can do everything important except the Trading Post, which won't really matter to you until you're level 30+ anyways. If you're still playing and enjoying the game, then consider shelling out for Heart of Thorns. Don't buy the deluxe version, they'll just make you pay for it again if you eventually do decide to buy heart of thorns.
why is amber league always filled with shitters that are worst than unranked?
>>137111385
Because unranked has shitters and good players who want to play casually/haven't grinded up to ranked yet, amber just has shitters.
>>137111385
Find a friend who got out of there early and queue with them.
>>137114020
fuck OFF jugg
Why are you faggots not discussing this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4co15r/sab_just_showed_up_in_gw2efficiencys_achievement/
content lads
>>137114754
I'll believe SAB is coming once it's ingame, not earlier
lets get this started
fluusi
>>137114754
It's hard to get excited with the way things have been with the game lately man. If we get SAB tomorrow, cool. Something to tide me over otherwise meh.
>>137114921
fuck off vaesi
>>137114360
Guess again.
>>137114921
>It's hard to get excited with the way things have been
its called a common feeling for a jobless neet :)
tfw 5 more pips
>>137115104
an an employed neet i can confirm that i basically never feel that
stop posting in this general
stop enjoying the ashes you animals
leave
you're not even talking about the game
neither am i
fuck off
>>137115104
hows paying for my NEETbux from your taxes working out wagie? im gonna spend that hard earned money of yours on dark souls 3
>>137115193
>an an employed neet
you needed to go to college instead, retard.;]
>>137115231
This thread is for the discussion of GW2, please keep your posting relevant, thank you.
>>137115227
No.
>>137115347
you're a stupid piece of shit and I hope you sprain your ankle cunt. you are worse than human, you are on your own plane of filth, you're nothing. i dont even want to tell you to kill yourself because that would imply you ever had a life you swine
Guild Wars 2 is a game developed by ArenaNet.
>>137115227
just leave
>>137106045
It's pretty common if you know where to look.
>>137116091
I'd let him fuck me right in the namedrop
>>137116091
just play femcharr and use the female tiger face, done
>>137115871
you first
>>137116091
I wouldn't be above fucking a tigercharr.
In fact, I'd welcome it.
>>137116320
But I like this place aside from the cat spam that doesn't get janitored.
>>137116091
thing is though people would immediately hop to the new and hip tiger face, so youd be right back at square one
>>137117342
fuck off furfag
>>137116659
What if instead we get more red faces?
>>137117385
How about no.
>>137103553
>>137103553
>>137103553
>>137110561
Guild Wars 2 4chan Guilds:
NA[HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
EU[FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-If nobody is online, send someone a mail.
-Guilds are cross-server, they only matter if you want to WvW with us.
>>137117827
stop spamming this shit HOPE
>>137118161
I'm in both, thanks. I hand-cropped that screenshot of the 2 guilds.
What is the absolute fastest way to level HoT mastery exp? Any specific place to farm or anything?
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
why do people dress up like this
>>137123236
Who's that cute femcharr you're partied with? I wanna see more of that.
>>137123434
That's a nice cat you have there.
Also, normies have no taste. That's why they do it, same deal as celestial winged FHDs.
>>137104015
It's funny because he's being an asshole to one of the few non-shitposters.
mcharr nipping his mates ears in a really cute way :3
pocket mcharr reflexively covering his tailhole as he watched a futasura subdue her prey
>>137103996
Done.
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
OKAY COOL OFF YOU PERVERTS
>>137126648
Goddamn it's been a while since I've read these
>>137127785
Still good.
>>137128229
Damn right
EVERYBODY LOG IN IT JUST STARTED HOLY SHIT PIC RELATED
>>137128519
Was incredibly annoying after 10m. Impossible to play without voice disabled.
>>137128519
>fluusi playing
>squatfu hanging out with with friends and not being depressed
>riathen with white hair
>bittsi not boppsi
>Faeeqs salad not fully armored
>its march 31st
quite a few things wrong about this picture
>>137128519
squatfu looks like shes wants a hug
>>137129143
>depressed squats
I can't think of a more upsetting sight than that.
>>137123236
>Aktium's friend became a tranny
SWEDEN YES
What's the best weapon(s) for a lvling Engineer? Been using Rifle, and it's okay, but meh. Should I go duel pistols and stack Condi dmg?
>>137133582
Dont even touch condi in any openworld pve.
Use grenades.
>>137133724
Alternative point of view: I do condi in open world and the kills were fast enough to surprise me. For HoT content it's not a bad idea anyway as many of the mobs have some kind of gimmick that messes with power builds.
That said, do not run condi while leveling. Power will be more effective.
>>137133724
Grenades do it? I read somewhere that Bomb kit is better.
Should Ipost my non-erp rat?
>>137134872
its probably better than a post asking if they can post a picture
>>137135267
I don't want to avatarshitpost, but I would avatarfag for fun.
>>137135348
>>137134870
Grenades used to be dependent on a trait that you got at higher levels. Now they are not. You should also be using bomb kit, though.
>>137135348
You're gonna have to explain the distinction on that one dude.
>>137136098
avatarshitposting is just "look at me give me attention"
avatarfag is just doing the avatar thing but actually doing something for everyones fun.
>>137136362
>avatarfag is just doing the avatar thing but actually doing something for everyones fun.
this is what avatarfags believe
>>137136558
That is why I asked about it.
>>137136362
I hate to tell you this but
>it's fun XD
is how shitposters justify it to themselves. The problem is that it's really only fun for them.
>>137136902
Alright I wont do it then.
>>137134872
>floozy wants to shake her ears for all Tyria to see
How about no.
>>137137056
If the problem is rats can I do it with femhuman or salad?
>>137137229
Bookahs gonna bookah. It's long-eared floozies and their shameless behavior and pernicious society-warping influence giving all asura a bad name that I'm concerned about.
>>137137229
you are a huge faggot, either shitpost your shitty characters or fuck off
I'd rather gw2g be dead than reading this cuckold shit
>>137137571
Okay... I am honestly sorry tho.
But I still understand.
>>137137571
Wow, who pissed in your magi-rotational perturbator?
S A B
A
B
>>137138568
Not even SAB can save this dead game
>SABabies won
>>137138568
>>137139162
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates/Game-Update-Notes-April-1-2016
I never thought I'd complain about such a thing but
>no glider
How do I get good at shatter Mesmer? These combos are hard.
thats how it starts - the fever, the rage
the feeling of powerlessness that turns good cats... into rats
DED GAEM
Daily reminder that if you word filter rat and cat, nothing of value (except this post) will be lost.
How is Necro in PvE? PvP?
>>137144921
Meh in pve, crazy in PvP if played well.
IS IT FINALLY BACK?
FUCK!
>>137144921
reaper is super comfy in PvE because nothing can kill you.
Anons what is the easiest way to grind for baubles?
>>137138568
>Tribulation Mode
Fucking dropped
WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING SAB??
>>137146183
Because I'm working so that I can afford to buy a new computer.
>>137146183
having fashion autism problems in another game, I must resolve them first before I can give SAB my full attention
>>137142390
tell me, do you bleed
Which class is most like Batman? lol
>>137146341
>>137146814
Apparently SAB is gone by the 19th, so can't really wait too long.
Why did Colin leave? Who else left?
>>137146183
i am tho
What is sab?
>>137147908
Sabetha.
>tfw when no one to SAB with
>>137146183
I'm at work.
Oh fuck my body is so ready
>>137148384
au contraire
is the infinite coin seriously 600 gems or am i missing something
Is it still possible to farm baubles in the second map with the shovel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j39jrHoIvCg
>boom boxes for baubles
Aw yiss
>>137149578
Yes
>>137150067
>>boom boxes for baubles
FUCKING WHERE???
>>137150734
Moto, nigga.
>>137149847
It seems like the value of the baubles that drop in those locations are a lot less. So sort of?
Anyone else got their piss bottles ready?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4cquoo/datamining_upcoming_features_from_the_march_31/
>Super Adventure Glider
nnnnngh
>game is dying
>bring back bunny ears
>bring back sab
How many gimmicks left?
>Tfw greedy fucking tp merchants won't accept your buy orders and ask for inappropriate prices all the time
What is life even really
>>137152795
>qt
>that face
>that outfit
Nigga no.
>tfw just want to find someone who's as good at the game as I am
I actually sort of envy you guys. You have so much room for improvement and learning. I think it's time I moved onto a game more befitting my advanced intellect and problem solving skills. Any suggestions?
>>137152664
The best gimmick is my dick inur mom lol
>>137153583
not an mmo
>>137153583
Social skills?
>>137153583
Hey, this'll probably make you feel like Big Dick Johnson:
I'm literally downloading the client right now for the first time since release and I remember absolutely nothing about the game
>do world 1
>immediately find a weapon chest
>all the order prices are down to like 40g, while the sell prices are still in the hundreds
I'm going to hold on to this for a while.
worst case I use it myself.
>>137140441
shitter mesmer
>>137154895
>sell prices are still in the hundreds
Because nobody wants to take it down and eat the big listing fee.
>>137156740
seriously what the fuck were they thinking with the AH
listings don't expire, listing fees are huge
>>137157174
I wonder if anyone ever actually bought a super adventure weapon for like 400g.
>>137157375
I know some people who paid stupid money for the SAB pistol.so glad I bought the GS speculatively back when it was only 50g
>>137157174
It's a gold sink.
>>137117827
What's the point of joining a Guild if I don't plan on doing WvW?
>>137157756
You can socialize with like-minded players and consistently do content with them.
>>137157756
Getting a steady group to lose spvp with our fail raids with.
Is it true you can earn up to 20g per hour in SW? How is that even possible, inb4 chest trains
>>137158547
>hey guys how do make money?
>inb4 you tell me how to easily make money
>>137158547
Open bags on a lvl 53 character, sell everything. I don't know what the true rate is, but shit like hard wood and linen sells good.
>>137158282
>>137158290
On a scale of WoW to FFXIV, how meme'd on am I going to get if I join one of those guilds?
What does a character with every single cosmetic aura stacked look like?
>>137158984
Shit
>>137158984
"The players are rioting!!!"
...
*breaks glass case containing Bunny Ears and SAB*
>>137160271
>go into SAB
>SAB backpack disappears
ruined!
>>137160271
SAB Minis will get them to calm down goy...
>>137158849
Probably slightly more than gw1 levels of memes.
>>137158849
If you're new you will be ignored because there are already cliques formed. You have to force your way in by talking constantly and slipping into content without shitposting or attentionwhoring.
how's it going, cool cats?
NEED
Fucking clique stop ignoring meeeeeeeeeeee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>137163402
Ah fuck.
Goddammit Anet, stop. I need my shekels.
>>137162058
very zelda like
>guys SAB is back!
>except there is no new world
>there is no new game mode
>nothing new at all
>literally just SAB 2 but with some added shortcuts
>make an orange version of the weapons tied to doing the daily every day
>can't even get the red weapons because those were supposed to come out with world 3, then purple weapons with world 4
This is pretty obvious what is going on here. This was a rushed update that Mike O'brien made them force out as fast as possible. It's a little too soon to say this is a rush update to make up for legendaries, i feel like he made them start this earlier that that. He must have made them start working on this just after he got put in charge.
Man, fuck you Colin. I appreciate having SAB back, but there is nothing new, it's just the same version we had last time because obviously Mike made them rush this out asap because Colin is an asshole and must never have had them working on it at all.
You retards really eat this recycled shit up don't you? Garbage game for a garbage player base.
>>137165097
>>137166150
Cry more, faggot.
>>137161240
This is literally all guilds but new ones. People need to stop being shy when they join and get some people to play with. There are people like this in hope too. Play with them.
>>137166767
Keep eating rehashed shit with a smile on your face, faggot.
>>137167758
>be ashamed of enjoying things!
>be bitter like me :^(
>>137166767
Leave him alone, he's sad everyone is playing and he's the only one left here being mad as fuck.
>>137166150
I never played SAB before.
All they gotta do now is bring back Marionette and Zephyr Sanctum.
>>137170413
The Zephyrs crashed, anon.
>>137170965
Their ships was literally made from shit and sticks, so they can build new ones.
videogames
>>137172024
>>137172881
o-ok
How do I keep my rat from sleeping around?
>>137172881
>tfw your art gets posted
Did they make world 2 easier?
I just beat 2-1 without dying once, I remember it being much harder.
Gotta say, the action cam really helps for combat though.
>>137173718
Give her more frequent dickings.
>>137173718
put her on a leash.strap her on a sybian overnight.
>>137174312
They cut the maps a lot shorter. The typically hard/annoying parts (push block puzzle with dartwalls and the ice mountain) were also cut out. Makes zone 2 not an hour long endeavor now.
>>137103553
Because I'm busy sleeping.
>>137176710
What the fuck? Those were literally the best parts. Guess we can trust Anet to completely fuck up everything good about their game at every opportunity.
>>137178362
Are you surprised?
>>137178516
I suppose not, since they already neutered the water spouts and World 2 rapids.
Why would they even do this, though? It's still content GW2 still desperately needs and it's being cut for no reason.
>>137176710
>cut
Feel free to go do that stuff even though you don't need to.
>>137179292
The post above states that this stuff was cut. So what's it gonna be?
>>137179584
"Not required" or "not profitable" means "cut" in gw2g. You know, like dungeons.
>>137178362
They were fucking annoying and the main reason why I didn't enjoy W2 as much as W1. It was not fun spending easily 3 times as much on each level doing frustrating shit like that and don't even get me started about doing those on tribulation mode.
While I didn't think they should have butchered those parts out, I am glad they are not mandatory parts anymore.
>>137180301
The 2nd fish feeding octopus puzzle and everything between that and the end of W2Z2 was inaccessible (on infantile).
>>137181559
>on infantile
Congrats, anon. You earned that achieve for sure.
>>137176710
is the building where you need to run along the stone disk with the instakill wall arrow lasers still in?
That shit was impossible alone, but trivial with friends because they could just trigger the ending.
wow great programming anet. i just glitched my way out of capture
>>137183094
how many lives per coin?
1/1?
royal guard dutifully widening an elect to prepare her to receive the Queen's Gift
>>137183248
5 per coin.
>>137182004
It sure as hell makes it easier to do some dailies and gear a new person with the upgrades.
How about you run zone 2 without skipping with the eagle and report back if the area closures are the same, anon.
Is this what it's like to feelhappy?
obligatory.
>>137184596
Where is the blue one at?
>>137184596
I will rescue Boppsi from 8-bit hell!
>>137184596
You're doing it wrong!
where can I find the sounds that the SAB weapons make? wiki doesnt have shit
>>137184982
Busy winning and serving dinner.
Is Heart of Thorns worth it? I bought the game back on release, but haven't played it much since. I plan on at least getting a character to max level, joining a guild, doing some endgame content, stuff like that so I gauge if I really give a shit about MMOs enough right now to keep going, but I'd like to hear your thoughts.
>>137185727
>someone started playing the theme music on the trumpet thing
>>137186371
HoT is only for people who have exhausted the vanilla content.
If you haven't got several characters on 80, with exotics, 100% world, etc, then no, it's not worth it.
And now they even cancelled new Legendaries.
Super Adventure box is currently up though, go do that.
>>137183094
CASUAL
CHEATER
