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>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>"Investigating"
http://help.guildwars2.com/entries/98802888
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Read this for guild info
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
First for mesmers, the best class in the game by far.
>>136942421
ACTIVATE
C
T
I
V
A
T
E
4th for boppsi deep throating charr dicks behind lerii's back
>>136942764
Could we have a single thread without your weird erp fanfiction? Post or discuss mesmers.
>>136942938
Shut the fuck up laya. Mesmers are garbage. Only useful for 1v1 in pvp and as alacrity sluts in PvE.
>>136943093
They're pretty good at killing Eles in team fights every 50 seconds desu
Still think Ele is a bigger deal though
What's more important:
The problem,
or the class that kills the problem?
I thought Lerii would be cute but she's pretty ugly desu
No wonder Fluusi is mad about getting cucked by a tramp
>>136943283
Well, mesmers are useful for things besides killing eles. There isn't a problem they can't kill!
remove search and rescue/Transfusion in pvp
remove slick shoes in pvp
remove portal in pvp
>>136943724
l-lerii is cute, shut up..
jerking it while huffing mcharr husbands musky panties since he's away for the week
>>136944128
remove all auto triggering heals and safety nets (auto elixir s and auto deathshroud mainly)
>>136944319
bullying the waifu first works every time
>>136944128
Actually I think they should make portal destroyable, just like f5 thingie or flesh wurm.
This would cease this 3 years old bullshit.
>>136945673
show me your portfolio
>>136945673
Granny Cuddi, what's a barb? Where do baby wurms come from? Where's grandpa?
Also what is elixir F made out of? Mom has a lot... she said you made them???
>>136944128
remove scrapper
remove reaper
remove all elite specializations.
>>136945765
?????
>>136946593
Babies come from incubators.
Barb is a barbaric Norn.
Elixir F is made of your grandfather remains.
>>136944128
Keep portal, remove moa. Other than that your list is good
>>136947370
O-oh god, granny.. oh no.
>>136947370
>tfw I've been getting fucked silly by a futasura's grandpa every time she popped the F
>>136947494
>>136947775
Don't worry, I myself, will make Rata Sum great again.
>>136948157
Will you build a wall to keep the chak and the charr out? The two C's?
Can we fly over the Black Citadel and drop grandpa's dickgirl elixirs over their femcharr waifus and leave them to their own demise?
>>136948369
Precisely.
Gas all the non-asura, this is a must to clean these degenerates from Tyria.
>>136949004
>gassing bookahs
...but i fuck those....
>>136947432
>Keep portal
true, i do enjoy >>136945415 solution.
as for moa, i dont think its that annoying. about as annoying as grav well, timewarp or mass invis are.
>>136949560
>can't heal or mitigate damage for 10 seconds beyond movement, on a 50 second cooldown
It's pretty gay DESU.
>>136949136
And you will stop doing it from now on and for sure after gassing the cancer races.
>>136950126
Go get 'em granny
>>136950428
>granny
...............
Anyone else but me think GW2 is headed down the shitter and has been headed down the shitter since the announcement of HoT?
>one man rat poster
>>136949004
>>136950126
>>136950678shut up and strip, slutyou don't go to salma for anything but a good barbing
>>136950428
don't call her granny she is 18
>>136950804
It's been going down the shitter since... end of LS1, I'd say. It gets worse faster than it gets better.
>>136949560
It became annoying with continuum split.
>>136951042
I haven't been playing for a bit since I burned through the lack of HoT content, then checked up on Dulfy recently, saw anymore legendary weapons were getting canned and thought, "Wow. With as little content as these stupid fucks are producing, they decide to cancel more."
I wouldn't be surprised if ArenaNet decided to liquidate all their assets (including GW2 servers) and shut down 2 weeks from now.
This is just fucking pathetic. Even RuneScape, one of the shittiest MMOs on the market today, is in better footing right now than GW2. (Taking a gander at their homepage I can see them posting new updates and content on what seems to be a regular basis, so that's a big plus they got over ArenaNet right now.)
bullying status:
[_] bullied
[_] not bullied
[X] uninstanced bullied
>>136950819
Clearly we need to do something about it, memelion.
QUICKLY CUDDI GAS THEM
>>136949882
>>136951412
fair enough, I just got 2xmoa'd in a 1v1 vs a mes, it does need to be removed.
or have the same duration as Elixir X
>people buy my game
>dont update it for awhile
>people complain and threaten to quit
>implying you can quit my game that you only had to pay for twice and you are allowed to come back whenever
>they come back and start playing whenever like I said
>people also continue to buy things off my gemstore using real money even when I don't update the game
>>136953481
>>136953481
nice one dros
>>136953481
Do you want a hug dude?
>>136952475
Did you marry that femcharr?
>>136953481
filtered
>>136954125
>no eye glow
H-how do I know I can trust you?
>>136953481
I personally take breaks when there is a content drought and then return when their content. Rinse and repeat.
>>136953481
Forgot to take off your tripcode?
>>136955004
Good catch. That's not the real drosera. That's a clone keggin made. Real drosera has eye glow
>>136955110no I thought it would be funnier
>>136955374
well you thoughtwrong
tfw anet will never go bankrupt because le ebin bubble glider and shit
>>136954654
>pedo
>girl cooties
Yeah nah.
>>136953481
>update gemstore skins
>don't update skins people already paid for
>>136955374
Just say something about my femsura.
>mfw my favorite streamer quit and now the only tie left i have to gw2 is this general
>>136956878
who was it?
There's only one good gw2 streamer.
>>136956878
maybe we could be friends, anon.
tfw vae only streams easymode pve content
tfw vae looks like a slider test dummy but he gets mad when you mention it
>>136957502
What else do you want me to stream? This game has no other content and I'm not worth watching when it comes to PvP/WvW.
anons, check ur supplies. u may be sitting on some gold!
>>136958056
Well, you are surely sitting on lot of shit.
>>136958035
stream qt mcharr
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>136958056
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING BAGS
>this thread
back at it again as usual
>>136958035
ERP
Gassing non-asura Phase 1.
So I'm stuck mid-sapphire playing Reaper. I can't move from here it's a constant win / loss / win / loss. Wat do?
LEGENDARY
LAD
PUSH
>>136960607
i went looking for u earlier but i guess you're not on tc :c
>>136960965
try to put down more wells, anon!
On a less serious note tho, I'm not really sure what the best advice for you is... Maybe try to team up with another good player to increase ur chances of success?
>>136961238
omg!
>>136956878
WAS IT CHOXIE
WAS IT ?
RESPOND
dindu
pls
stop
>>136962832
literally who?
>>136960965
>can't carry yourself out of sapphire w/ reaper.
seems like this is a classic case ofgitgud
>>136958035
play games on steam with fluusi and voice chat so we can hear you talk about barbs together
>>136962504
((nope been literally alone on uninstanced salma PS))
>>136963012
Talk of barbs ANDLyn knots?You're onto something here anon.
>>136963243
aww...
>>136963252
whats a lyn knot
>>136963252
I'm gonna do it /gw2g/.
I'm going to marry Squatfu!
>>136962504
>>136962848
THE [LAD]S CANNOT BE STOPPED
UR LUCKY WE LEFT ASPIEWOOD REXXIE
come to cuckshed.
>>136962832it was shin!choxie doesnt stream on my off time unfortunately.
>>136963791
what is cuckshed?
>>136964725
GW2G DISCORD BOY
>>136963445
fluusi is shotacon in BnS
>>136965658
is it hot
>>136962913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABCya_k0zLA
tfw no mcharr husbando to have romantic dinners with
>>136966101
kill yourself furfag
>>136963252
Is Fluusi's Lyn actually cute unlike Boppsi's pedo Lyn?
>>136966643
Stfu.
>>136966732
Fuck off or give me a real answer.
A picture will suffice.
>>136966101
LOL
>>136966643
Yeah his lyn is pretty fucking kawaii. Never seen Bopps lyn though.
>>136966983
I can confirm Boppsi's lyn is walking jail time
Mike O'Brien is holding a mandatory meeting tomorrow morning with every ANet employee.it's happening
>>136969017
new glider idea powwow
>>136969017
oh boy...
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>136969683
stop shitposting, edarkness. you are irrelevant.
>>136969995
I don't know what's the point anymore, but I can look at any other posts and ask the same thing.
>>136969017
>inb4 allah akbar
>>136969995
>edarkness
its clearly Jugg you retarded nigger
>>136969017
>yfw they fire the pink-haired rat
Good night /gw2g/
>>136969017
source?
>>136970915
nite nite anon, sweet dreams
fine push [lad]s. great work. t1 here we come.
Why is HOPE's discord such a dang circlejerk fest?
>>136970915
Goodnight friend!
>>136971879
you already answered your own question
>>136971879
They literally just talk about random shit alongside video games, what the fuck are you on about
>>136972215
Only with the same few people. Out of the entire list of people its the same retards spamming thousands of messages. Stop defending your stupid clique!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
ratfags GET OUT
>>136971879
>why do people form circles of friends?
I'm not sure if people here are just really young or if they blocked out high school or something. This happens with literally every group of humans ever.
HOPE your guild is trash. All of your Officers and leaders are degenerate roleplayers with disgusting fetishes. You should feel ashamed.
>we're so quirky and random xD
Tfw you will never give the best engie na the kisses and cummies he deserves
>>136972728
This proves my point. You ratfags and catfags, doesn't matter the fetish are fucking helpless autists.
>>136972597
>>136972728
The members are all degenerate roleplayers with disgusting fetishes too. Just look at Boppsi and Lerii, for example.
>>136972930
what have we done wrong
>>136973012
you haven't done anything wrong, anon. They are just being mean because they are mean people.
>>136972728
It has always been this way but it seems to have gotten worse. Pic related from over a year ago.
>>136973561
tyrese is the absolute greatest guy i've ever met in-character and not.
>HOPE
>>136972597
I look shame in the face and say
>HOPE
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>136974465
how do i get my bf to erp and fuck my tight rat pussy? how do i get him to rp?
guide me i want some of the fun this generla is having
>>136974705
justkill yourself
>>136974089
So this guy said "get fucked", got warned over this?
>>136975221
no, he was just reinvited after being kicked for being a massive cunt to everyone, and dros didnt want him to start his shit back up
>>136972597
at least the members are skilled individuals and attractive mcharr
What is a fuccboi? I tried to whisper a threadsura for ERP and her only response was "Shut up fuccboi" before she logged off.
>>136975572
Memes
>>136975405
>skilled individuals and attractive mcharr
They all left HOPE though.:^)
where is this shit that mesmer are great coming from?
the best class? are you some kind of mentally retard that believe every thing some random stranger tell youj?
>tfw raid ready on every class except chrono tank and non-zerk tempest/druid
>all zerk classes ready, siniburnzerk and viper druid/engi ready, necro tank ready if they're on shrooms
>master level pip farmer both seasons, advanced placement erp deity
>tfw never get invited to raids because I always forget to open discord for clique chat
Kill me,senpai. End my life.
>>136975871
Not all of them
>>136975907
ign?
>>136976135
>pic unrelated
Why is he so handsome anons?? :F
How do I ERP?
Who should I ERP with?
Is it dangerous?
Is the game so bad I just have ERP left?
Stop getting your clique to shitpost for you Nicest "Faeeq Jan" Guy
>>136976641
he's just a really nice guy
>>136976704
ERP with Drosera
>>136976886
No. ERP with me instead.
t. boppsi
>tfw seriously contemplating deleting my salad for acatIs it too late for me? My salad isn't even unattractive, she's just... not fluffy....
>>136977017
post your salad
>>136977017
post the salad
>>136976886
Whats a drosera?
>Inb4 rat
>>136977017
Do it faggot that's an upgrade.
>>136977085
It's a fucking plant
>>136977017
Cat > salad.
>>136977017
post the cat after you deleted the salad
>>136977126
This man speaks the truth
>>136977062
>>136977079
I can't right now, I'm already tucked into bed and don't want to get back up.
I just want some fluffy, man...
Catfags shitting up the thread. Fucking faggots. Commit suicide
>>136977241
these 4
>>136977126
>>136977213
>>136977221
>>136977241
chop chop anon get deleting
>>136977270
how dare you insult cats! im going to count your shitposts!
>>136977270
Mad ratfag is mad.
>>136976641
got damn that salad though.
>>136977270
Do something about it.
Best class for cat?
E.g. Best dialogue
Or least clipping
>>136978228
mesmers
ele
guard
>>136978228
In terms of armor selection: Heavy > Medium > Light. Best dialogue femcharr tempest.
That was a blast. :3
>>136978670
Important question:
Does femcharr phalanx armor use the male or female model?
>>136978783
Male.
>>136978783
femcharrs use all male counterparts for all models except if its a specific gemstore outfit
>>136979062
So far so good.
Finally, is there a tail slider? And should I go minimum or maximum height?
>>136979164
all femcharr tails look the same :x
>>136979164
No tail slider. Fur colour/patterns do affect the way they can look though so keep that in mind.
Charr look fine at any height but it'll come down to how much visual clutter you want on screen. Obviously the bigger you go the more it can obscure your own vision since charr are a large race by default.
>>136979164
cant directly modify tail slider but its affected by your height
>>136979307
I want the biggest fluffy.
Thanks everyone. I'll report back when I have something to show.
>>136979164
Your charr might look goofy if do a weird combination of skinniest body type but maximum height.
>>136979559
I made a cat before and my favorite body type was the one with thick legs/waist and normal everything else. Cats that skip Leg Day ate unattractive imo.
I will become one with the cat someday
>>136979912
what colour is the cat that you like, anon?
Why can't I get a hug from a femcharr.....
>>136980436
im a femcharr, ill hug you anon
>>136980436
>>136980436
*hugs u*
>>136980745
Leader of DORF, everyonestill better than HOPE kek
>>136981571
I like Silverwastes but need Maguuma exp and can't be fucked with the areas. Could you just save the chests you get from sw events and open them in Auric Basin or somewhere so it counts towards that bar instead?
>>136981571
Why is only one femsura chained to the rape table? The other one is staying voluntarily?
>>136981732
>>136981881
>>136981881
>tfw she's gone forevergood... less competition.
femsura have such cute and pattable pantsu
>>136982019
>>136982019
This one is my favorite.
t. Calsi
>>136981881
>i swear, I'm not a pedo
sure pedofags, we believe you lol
you can't stand against our combined might
>>136982161
Why are 100% of rat mains autistic in one way or another? Like I can't think of a single one that isn't.
>>136982285
>>136982387
my psychiatrist says I'm not autistic
...is this Raturday?
>>136982453
>having a psychiatrist
What a surprise, confirms rat mains really are fucked in the head.
>>136982442
>>136982581
my psychiatrist says there's nothing weird about having a psychiatrist
>>136982524
i doubt theyll keep this up for long since they're pretty tired from ERPing each other
>>136982590
>>136982723
Oh my GOD WHY ARE THEY SO LUSTY!?
>>136982268
cool!
>>136982876
>>136982876
>>136983118
>>136983268
I knew I saved this image for a good reason.
>>136983268
>ratfags desperate enough to start copying jugg
kek
>>136983414
Not at all. These are all lewd images. I wish rats posted more lewd images so I could save them.
>vomitsura getting so mad he spams the thread with rats
Same level as jugg. Kick him from HOPE nicest guy.
Who is the wettest rat?
>>136983527
>implying
There's absolutely nothing wrong with playing rats.
>>136983656
I agree.
>>136982387
These two are good fellas. Every other rat though yeah lmao.
>>136983927
I named my lynx after you
>>136983927
>Fluusi
>not autistic
>Boppsi
>not an autistic pedo that got on Fluusi's bad side after erping with Lerii
>>136983927
One is a literal pedophile and the other one doesn't understand boundaries. Nice try
>>136984480
At least one understands cute rats, though. God damn, Fluusi.
>>136984480
either name yourself or stfu. Stop trying to do a petty smear campaign you little shit.
>>136984480
Found the Vomitsura. Stop shitposting about your so called "friends" asshole.
ratclique mad when one of their own outs their faggotry. kek.
stay pathetic ratcucks.
>>136984707
shut up you little shitposting fedorafag. Fuck off back to /b/
>>136984761
>ratfaggot being this mad
what triggered you, anon?;]
Come on Pukesi. Own up and tell us how much you hate Fluusi. You fucking beta cuck. ;]
i have a question:
why vomit/puke? she looks more like a dab of wasabi or horse radish. is your puke really lime green? that's weird
i think you could pick a better name desu
>>136984637
How is it a smear campaign if it's true? :) Boppsi you personally admitted to being a pedophile yourself and you sure so love lolis in your little skype group. Fluusi doesn't understand boundaries and it's evident by what everyone else says about him because he always manages to make someone really butthurt. :DDDD
>>136985652
I'm not Boppsi, nor Fluusi. I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and the depth.
;]
This drama is the reason everyone thinks rats are autistic. You do it to yourselves lol. Way to give a bad name to a perfectly good race dickheads.
>>136986117
stop fucking shitposting you goddamn retard. Stop trying to create drama. Stop being a little gossipy bitch.
>>136986117
see >>136974465
desu i think everyone's tired of the rat namedropping and arguing but one or two anons is all it takes to drag old names through the mud again
>>136985493
Because vomiting on pedos is a perfectly right thing to do.
Can I get examples of good-looking femcharrs?
I like that dragon Revenant one a lot but that's only one.No memecats please.