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CLAIMING THIS THREAD
FOR CATS OF SMITE
EVERYONE ELSE CAN
SUCK
A
DICK
>>137095523
WHO /CAT/ HERE?
>>137095613
C A T S
A
T
S
>>137095613
Cats!
>>137095613
I prefer any animal that isn't some stupid fucking piece of shit, that barks for 13 hours straight every single day for 3 years.
Those animals and their owners can go fuck themselves.
Can aphrodite and sylvanus make a good team? All the mp and heals, low damage I suppose.
xth for glorious futa waifus
>>137095523
>>137095613
>>137095756
>>137095808
>>137095903
>>137095945
>I enjoy owing a pet that usually doesnt even achieve the basic goal of owning a pet
>I enjoy owning a pet whos only reason for living in my house is to cost me money
>I enjoy owning a pet that has zero contribution to the human race
Im beginning to relize it must be retards like you guys that make up the general populous of this game. With how stupid you people are it only makes sense.
>>137096531
can't hear you over this fdotcat
Goddess with fluffy tails!
>>137096531
>I enjoy taking care of something that gives me happiness
Done. The argument is solved.
>>137096774
Except cats arent even as good at that as dogs are, which again begs the question as why you would want a filthy cat.
I wish I could post shovel dog right now.
>>137096531
>I enjoy owing a pet that usually doesnt even achieve the basic goal of owning a pet
A cat can give you affection,can be petted, you can play with it etc... animals that did way less than that like guinea pig or goldfish are considered as pet
>I enjoy owning a pet whos only reason for living in my house is to cost me money
Like any other pet
>I enjoy owning a pet that has zero contribution to the human race
Eating rodent and preventing them to eat your crop was a great contribution to the human race, why do you think egyptian venerate cat?
>>137096974
The fact that one would even have that saved is honestly reason enough for me to need you in a mental institution.
But hey, there are certainly the people around here that have all the cats on fire webms saved, which would just make you inferior pet owners butthurt all over again.
>>137097023
Comparatively speaking the assistance of cats to the human race is nothing compared to dogs. Especially in the past few centuries.
>>137096857
Because it gives one happiness, some people are allergic to dogs, some people prefer cats in general, it's not really that hard mate
>>137096531
Okay fuck this I'm going in
>An aggressive cat bit me
If the cat is as aggressive as you describe it why would you ever get close to it dumb faggot?
If you jump the fence over the zoo and jump to the lions pit, blame your bitchass not the fucking big cats.
>How was I supposed to know he was aggressive?
If you know nothing of an animals behavior it's your fucking fault for trying to interact with it. Afraid animals never get close to the cause of their fear and an afraid animal is pretty much wild.
>Kicked it hard enough for it to shit itself
How much of beta must you be to be afraid cat in order to overreact that much?
A cat poses no threat to you, at all.
>zero contribution to the human race
>Throughout the centuries cats have been known to control the populations of rodents, snakes, birds and some invertebrate creatures.
Fuck me, fuck cats, fuck dogs, and fuck you
Fishes are the true pets.
Are there some gods that just aren't good in every mode? Like a god you should never use in clash? Joust? Siege? Conquest? They might be great in another mode but in 1 or 2 modes they are shit.
>>137097379
You cant read, shocker.
Was sitting in exes apartment, cat just walked up and bit me. Thats not acceptable behavior, a dog does that you scold it. I happened to over react since I dont like cats and punted it.
Get over it.
I dont even care enough to type out the list of things dogs do for the human race that a cat couldnt even begin to attempt, it would take far too long.
Nth for Ah Muzen Cab best hunter, R@ best assassin, Xing Tian best guardian, Ah Puch best mage, Chaac best warrior, Scylla best waifu, 1v1 best mode, and kawaii pop bastet best skin.
>>137097580
You expect me to believe an aggressive stray cat walked up to you and bit you out of nowhere?
Why the fuck would you let it happen then you pussy ass motherfucker?
>Imma let this wild animal get close to me
>Hurrrdurrr fuck cats his fault
No way in hell a cat will casually walk to you like that.
That won't change the fact that you overreacted like a bitch.
Fuck this topic and fuck all.
>>137098012
This is like trying to converse with a sheet of drywall.
I was sitting in my ex girlfriends apartment, her cat walked up to me, and bit me. How is this so difficult to understand? For fucks sake if you have no idea what youre talking about ever so kindly refrain from trying, it just makes you seem as stupid as my idea of a typical cat lover is.
>>137097580
i still don't understand why a cat bitting you triggered you so bad.
cats are tiny, unless you are a 2 year old child a cat bite can't hurt much.
i've been bitten by dogs, cats, a python and human people.
Cats rank last on the list of hurt, its an "auch" at best.
>>137098260
I hate cats.
Psychologically speaking the actions of something you dislike tend to aggravate you far more than something you enjoy.
Cat bit me, I punished cat as I saw fit, its primal.
>>137098361
oh so you are retarded.
i should have known, wow.
i hate dogs and when my old dog bite me i didn't beat his ass, i looked at it in the eye while he had my hand in his mouth, saw he was crazy, made him release me and i went inside to clean my wounds.
bitch you are a retarded pussy.
>>137098143
What I cannot comprehend is the whole scenario. An aggressive cat towards a human is an afraid one.
>Why?
A cat knows it has no chance to beat a human. They will never voluntarily engage in that type of conflict.
An afraid creature will get away from it the cause of it's fear. It is impossible for it to casually walk to your direction.
>Cat owners are dumb
>You must be a cat owner
So I'm the one that can't read huh?
>Fuck me, fuck cats, fuck dogs, and fuck you
>Fishes are the true pets.
lol
Were you raped by a cat forlady you to care enough to generalize cat owners or something?
>>137098625
My dog hasnt once bit me in a non playful way.
Yours bit you because you were a shitty owner.
>>137098770
I dislike cats, they are ass holes, they dont achieve the basics reasons one would get a pet, they are dirty, and they shed.
>>137099040
>I treat my dog as a friend
You suck as a dog owner
>>137099040
Whatever man.
You know you fucked up back there, If you didn't believe it wouldn't be a "biggest secret"
>>137099040
thats the thing, i wasn't.
my mom was washing the dogs, we had 2, one black retriever and a dalmatian, the dalmatian went bonkers and tried to bit my mom, the only reason he couldn't was because the black one distracted him until i came out to see whats was happening and then he bit me.
dogs go fucking crazy without reason.
anyways, you are a shitty retarded person afraid of cats.
like lmao... afraid of cats.
Best Barbie movie bar none
catkillerdude whats your opinion on squirrels?
>>137099441
The first fairy topia is better you cunt.
I'm going to post this every thread until you like it.
>>137099557
This is better than the first fairytopia fgt
>>137099441
My nigga.
>>137099776
First fairytopia a best
Azura a cute CUTE!
>>137099175
My dog is my family brotato chip.
>>137100051
That's why cats are better pets.
uh
i'm trying to learn this game, is there a reason there's no actual discussion in this general
JUST FUCKING LET THE CATS THING GO HOLY SHIT
>>137101086
everyone here but like 5 of us are pleb shitters who only play the meme modes. Anything intelligent would go over our heads.
>>137101014
That makes no sense.
>>137101086
It's a shitposting at the start of the thread episode, go to the Discord, people are somewhat more sane there.
>>137096469
>curse
>wind demon
>beat stick
>divine ruin
>odin
No, they don't.
>>137101086
https://discordapp.com/channels/157426345595371520/157426345595371520
>>137101379
Forgetting that the queen is back.
>>137101281
>go to the Discord
When will this meme die?
The discord is dead
>>137095471
>Paladins gets the most unique and interesting character in a HiRez game since Janus.
Smitefags on suicide watch. All the talent confirmed to be on the paladins team.
>>137101498
Isn't saying that the discord is dead also a meme?
>>137101661
Can't wait for overwatch to come so hirez can shut paladins down.
>>137101661
>Amaterasu's mirror
>Nu Wa floating
>He Bo scroll
>Original
>>137101814
But I like smite
>>137101814
Overwatch hype is already deflating massively.
>>137101661
>Unique and interesting
>obviously trying to be Tracer
>>137101661
Identity crisis: the game
>>137101267
because they're not as good pets as dogs you're less inclined to treat them wrong(ie treat them like a human being)
>>137101867
>Similar looking artistically design makes a character with a completely different kit similar.
stop being retarded.
>>137101876
>Ying can't go back in time.
>Tracer doesn't have illusions.
>Ying's mobility is dependant on her deployables.
>Ying's ult is Shade's from Doto, not a grenade.
There is literally nothing similar except they both have burst fire weapons.
>>137101486
>not using the best skin
Hey guys I heard you like Paladins
>>137102078
>le steampunk
>best anything
>there are people here who actually thought genderbend or sports would win the skin theme
i honestly think senpai that i'd be a good conquest player if i wanted to learn and stress myself on that hellhole of a mode.
i'm mechanically and build wise better than average.
>>137102752
>i'm mechanically and build wise better than average.
Post your smite guru.
>>137102702
I wanted genderbent to win so that a Sakuya Chronos could be a thing.It still wouldn't have happened but hope feels good
Sports would have been okay since they would have made sportsanon happy I guess.
If it is a cool angel/demon I'm fine too!
>>137102815
score? here is my last month.
i'm sitting at 2229 right now.
>>137103034
No, your name so I can see your scores and builds for games.
>Paladins is so shit that almost nobody plays it
>the tiny amount of people that do play it can't even maintain a general so they have to shitpost here just because Hi-rez made it
>>137103154
here there are my last 5 games.
judge me from there.
>>137103389
MAKE FUN OF ME OR MY NEW WAIFU YING or her game AND I'LL PLAY YOUR WHORE OF A WIFE SO MUCH AND FEED SO MUCH THAT' I'LL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER HAVING A 45% WIN STREAK and -9001 KDR!!
>There are people in this thread that aren't playing Overwatch 2 electric team fortress boogaloo
>>137103572
>here there are my last 5 games.
No you autist, back your fucking claim up. Why are you hiding if you're so confident?
>>137103572
>>137103154
>>137103034
also i play alone, my score is me, not from a premade, clan or party ever.
also i just realize i build purification and sprint every time.
EVERY
DAMN
TIME
>>137103649
>they miss all the waifu
>>137103695
i'm hiding my name senpai, if was to give my name away here i would have joined the clans already lol.
>>137101953
Your argument for why cats are better pets literally just contained the words "because theyre not as good pets as dogs".
This must be what it feels like to stare into the eyes of a true trisomy 21 patient.
>>137103649
Overwatch 2: less babby edition
They'll come around. They'll all come around.
>>137103825
>i'm hiding my name senpai
Why? What's going to happen?
>>137104002
SMITE GEN WOULD KNOW WHO I AM!
AND I WOULD HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOW JOIN ANY OF THE CLANS AND HAVE FUN!
https://dd.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4cmhqj/new_athena_skin_voice_actor_laughs_after_saying/
also athena's new voice laughs during one of her retreat lines.
cute laugh
Tell me why Tyr is listed as 'high defense' when he has the lowest physical defense of any warrior and tied with the others for magical defense? He has 18. Most of them have 21. A few 19 but most are 21. He's the only one with 18 though
>>137104445
His 3's passive grants him 50 dual protections in blue stance.
>>137104445
He's got natural protections when he levels up his 3 and his passive protects him a lot.
>>137103895
My argument was using whoever whoevers hate for cats against them.
If you treat your dog like a human you're a shit dog owner and you should kill your dog and then yourself.
If you look at your pet as a friend, kill your dog and yourself.
If you think of it as part of your family, kill your dog and yourself.
>>137102078
>Ywn go on a date with this Serqet
>>137104728
>>137103895
Let it go, both of you. You're both acting like children, I thought this site was 18+
>>137104881
Let me go you fuck I didn't talk to you so don't give me a (You) just for a (You) back
>cats vs dogs argument still going
just stop, stop it right there.
here is why cats win.
if you die and own a dog the dog will die because he can't do shit by itself.
if you die and you own a cat , he will piss on you, jump out of the window and continue living.
What i'm trying to say is
Cat lives by itself so your legacy as a pet owner survives.i'm actually just shitpostinghere have an fdotcat
>>137104941
Yeah, out of arguments. Who'da thunk it? Justice is swift and has been served
>>137104112
What? No, they only invite you if you ask to join. But you know that and are hiding because you aren't as good as you claim to be.
>>137104941
>Le memey frank
kys my man
>>137104864
Good.
Her voice is worse than spicy, diarrhea.
>>137104627
>>137104621
well that's great and all but they need to boost his base physical defense to 20 at least. Not the lowest but not the highest. Between 19 and 21.
>>137105436
>asking for a tyr buff
>>137105436
>Buffing tyr
>>137105501
>>137105574
Tyr is severely underpowered in the current meta and needs buffs.HUEHUEHUEHUE
>play ass salt
>enemy has odin, ares, isis, chaac, rama
>my team is Geb, Nu Wa, Art, bastet, Ammy
>they lose
I'm relatively new to smite. Does anyone have tips for Bakasura
>>137108082
Farm, gank shit, don't feed.
>>137108082
Bumba's Mask>Warrior Boots>Ichaival>Hastened Fatalis>Jotunn's Wrath>Qin's Sais>Titan's Bane
>>137102078
>Not having all the skins and be autistic enough to look at what skins your teammates are using and figure what skin will fit in the best.
>>137105574
>>137105501
It says he has high defense but it's the lowest base defense out of all the hunters. All i'm saying is raise it to 20 instead of 18. Not that big of a change.
>>137108405
I agree. And nerf fucking anubis already, what an op fucking solo god.
>People bitching about having to pay for champion unlocks after beta in Paladins.
WAAAAH, WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING FREE LIKE DOTO, DOTO, THAT GAME WHICH IS A SEQUEL TO A HUGELY POPULAR MOD WHICH WAS GUARANTEED SUCCESS ON NAME ALONE, THAT GAME WHICH VALVE SUPPORTS NOT TO MAKE MONEY, BUT TO PROMOTE THEIR DRM/DIGITAL STOREFRONT THAT IS STEAM, AND SUPPORT IT TO MAKE THEIR CORE SERVICE MORE ATTRACTIVE, WAAAH.
>>137108469
I don't play anubis so idk about that. All I know is Smite has false advertising going on if a god listed as high defense actually has the lowest base defense.
>>137109236
Nobody gives a fuck about Paladins.
That's why you have to come to the SMITE general to shitpost about it.
>>137109236
I think people are complaining about this most likely.
>Having fun winning
>Remember this means I'll be going on a losing streak
>>137109332
I get what you're saying, but you're still being obtuse if you're not factoring in his kit.
>>137109447
This is why you never give definitive answers to anything until it's set in stone. Shit happens that you can't expect, and I'm sure they delayed making this choice earlier specifically because they already stated all the champs would be free.
>>137109332
He has high defense though. At Level 20, before items, he has the highest protections in the Warrior category.
>>137109447
They changed their model based upon player feedback. They intended originally to have a smaller amount of champions which were highly customisable, hence you paid for cards.
Now its a large amount of champions which are less customisable.
>>137109546
This. But then again, OW director said 20 champions would be at release, and would not comment on whether or not others would be added as paid dlc, and that caused another fiasco.
When playing fenir if I howl (2) and then use maul (3) do I heal per hit or does howl only affect auto attacks?
Holy shit me as sylvanus and this fat Japanese god with the paintbrush are fucking tearing shit apart I LOVE SYLVANUS
>>137109582
and at level 1? At what level does he start to have the highest protections?
>>137110060
my favorite support too. Good choice.
>>137101661
busty colored eye redhead #72
>>137110086
you care way too much about this
>>137110421
he's my favorite warrior. I want him to be even better.
>>137110536
Taro is that you
>>137110897
no. It's probably just because i'm not that good with Tyr yet but I hate that I need an item or 2 before I can do anything with this guy. He probably isn't one of the late game gods that have bad starts so it's just me. Still makes me mad.
10/10 matchmaking lol
>>137111359
Siege?
It's the lowest play mode and has problems with finding people.
>>137110161
I hate that spider god, she's so fucking fast, and it doesn't seem to matter if I hit here with my entire kit her health just never seems to drop. What's the deal?
>roll raijin tier 2 from enigma chest
Ok, I guess
>>137109930
Only basic attacks(mouse1)
>>137111886
Yeah man, the gods they play do so much damage and I can do nothing. Bullshit.
>tfw you buy doom orb because you feel like it's going to be a good game but feed anyway
>>137110397
Cassie needs a remake.
Preferably into a flat but perky chested sex slave of some aristocratic elf milf.
>>137112192
>tfw your last few chest rolls were boring as fuck voicepacks like Tyr, He Bo and Chronos
>>137111886
Arachne is fun as fuck, but yes, movement speed is an essential part of her kit, she shreds. Her health is an illusion though, she dies fast as fuck.
>>137108469
lmao, his 3 isnt even big enough to damage the entire wave
>get undying chest
>open it
>nothing happens
is this an error? or is there actually a chance of getting nothing?
>>137117004
That's a glitch for sure. Contact hirez.
Tyr's victory screen supposed to be reference to this?
>>>/wsg/1013375
>>137119234
Did you literally just discover techno viking in 2016?
>>137119234
Yes, a lot of victory and defeat screens are pop/internet culture references.
>>137119372
I've seen it few years ago and pretty much forgot about it and I got in to smite about a year go. Now that I've looked at it again it reminded me of Tyr's victory screen
>>137117004
>open undying chest
>it's the space Nu Wa recolor
Fuck this
That new artimus skin is so stupid, you can hardly see the drone on any mode and the traps are almost invisible on assault. Fucking hirez, don't they playtest this shit.
>>137121617
Maybe you need new glasses?
>>137122324
Maybe your a cuck who hasn't seen this skin on assault.
Everything is picked but jungle.
What god is jungler for noobs? Never got in to jungling before
>>137122648
Loki
>>137095340
>Previous Thread
>>136958589
>tfw I don't want to use Ragnarok Thor until I get gud with him
>tfw next season ticket reward is a shitty loading screen
Tier 2 Ne Zha skin when?
>tfw waiting for dark souls 3
>>137128640
Just play Paragon while waiting for GOAT souls 3 to drop m8, it makes time fly since it's so fun.
How many of you play Paragon? I just started Smite like 2 weeks ago, but thanks to the big tiddied Wind Ranger and elf, my dick wants to play it.
>>137111359
>Hun Batz
>trayvonmartin
>>137129038
Most of us play it tbqh, no need to stick playing a ded game that caters uniquely to reddit and SJW.
>>137129246
That's actually the reason I stopped playing League. Smite doesn't seem like that, no idea of Paragon, though. I also loved Overwatch, so I think I'll get along in Paragon, but I don't feel like starting another game.
>>137129421
Do you really wanna pay $20 + DLC
>>137105376
i'm actually am as good as i claim to be.
there is a reason i've been over 2200 smiteguru for over 2 months.
>>137111359
>>137129209
Ebin
>>137129879
Without any form of proof, no one is going to believe you. Just take a screen cap of your account stats, and block out your name if you are so afraid of unsolicited clan invites.
Is there any ultimate more visually impressive than Ao Kuang's?
I mean nothing can really compete with a giant dragon coming out of the earth and devouring an enemy. Only other ult that is similarly impressive is Ne Zha's.
>>137129879
>thinking 2.2k means anything on the current algorithm
>stagnating for 2 whole months
What is a fun god to buy for a totally new player?
>>137130482
You should've bought them all for just $15 last week.
>>137129879
over 2200 huh? is that for casual score or ranked score?
>>137129421
I've been trying to get into League but it kinda is hard when you don't like any of the starting champions and how more complex the store is compared too smite. I also like the POV of smite way more.
>>137130286
Nu Wa's pretty impressive too, imo. You stop in the air for a second watching fire rain down from the skies.
>>137129879
Dude 2200 means nothing. I'm near 3300 and people still don't care.
>>137130482
Don't try xing tian, what a shit god
REEEEEEEE hi rez you fucking hacks
>>137131241
Only 3300? What a fucking scrub
>>137135665
Is that /aco/? gib thread
>>137135665
Post the full pic fag
So on what Gods do you use Golden Bow on?
>>137136604
>begging on another board to get what is essentially an ashur
lmao
>>137129879
>i'm actually am as good as i claim to be.
Of course you are you fucking moron. I'm 5000 sgs and play pro but won't give proof :^)
>>137136936
no one
Angelic/Demonic has been chosen for the theme! Oh MY God I can'T fucking stand this first they choose fucking chronos and now reddit want a fuckig archon fucking skin jesus christ how fucking gay and edgy for fuck sake
>>137136707
>>137135665
Nevermid, found it myself.
>>137136936
Mercury. That's literally it.
>>137135656git gud
>>137137234
What are you crying for you autist? It's a good theme, archon thana is one of the best skins in the game.
>>137137631
Don't you have game balancing to ruin?
>>137137867
What did you want le ebin genderbend joke xD theme to win?
I asked you a fucking question. What's wrong with the theme?
>>137135665
>>137137313
Someone also did something of Evie before: https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/224346/#225169
>>137130286
Ne Zha's doesn't look great desu.
Thor's ult is cool even though it's been in game for a while. The little animation of him spinning his hammer before flying off is pretty cool.
>warriors listed as having "high defense"
>this translates to being able to take 2 more hits from a hunter, at the cost of having a fraction of the damage output of the other classes
>>137138620
>trying to convince people warriors aren't a good class
Level 10 who builds full damage on warriors detected. You need to build defense items on them.
>>137138646
There, now it's smiggen friendly.
Best girl
Nth for no Sport Skins ;_;
>>137140728
Best meme more like.
hey guys, im gold 3 but was plat 1 last season. anyone wanna party? ;)
im good im promise
>>137140872
kek nice job putting in multiple vote you autist
>>137140979
Nemi is the only true meme.
>>137138986
I have to admit that I'm really starting to hate you solo laners. Every game I see your idiotic, die 10 times ideology spread outside of this containment lane, I am filled with rage and attackspeed.
In the past it was different. Honestly, I don't even know when solo lane started turning into the pile of deaths that it is today. In truth, I spent a few years not even visiting the solo lane. By the time I returned in Season 3, the damage had already been done. Today we have Artemis, which is objectively the most shit-tier solo in the game.
I wish you warriors would just stay in your containment lane. I don't want to see you anywhere else on the map, or god forbid in the jungle. I fear this team will literally be the destruction of my win loss and the end of my rank in the silver league.
>>137141080
Joke's on youI didnt have anything better to do
>tfw cant git gud with Ne Zha
>>137140728
You're just saying this cuz she naked all the time.
>>137138620
How new are you?
>DM getting solo'd by Incon's sylvanus solo
>>137143598
Oh boy, I need to see that. Is it on past broadcasts or did it just happen?
>>137143598
Oh my fucking lord
When's the SPL start? How many hours till first game?
>>137143702
>>137143704
Game is live on DM's and Icons' stream
>>137143598
>incon preping for game today by playing solo
>>137143856
2 hours until first game.
>be zeus
>watch kali try to pressure an isis purp pot
>whine when i watch them get clapped in their creeps
>"WOW WTF ZEUS"
kek everytime
Post predictions or fuck off.
For your viewing pleasure
>>137147773
>not posting dm's version
Into the trash.
>>137148030
Watched DM's version, Incon's was more entertaining. If he blew up at the camera or something sure.
>>137148030
that means you'd have to watch dm's stream
>>137143598
>Getting soloed as vamana
>By sylv out of all people.
>>137148030
I watched it back. He was passive. No rage.
>>137148271
He's has the best stream out there. If you don't think so, you're a redditor.
>>137144079
I don't know, you think they'd make matty play support and incon solo? In all honesty incon is the better support player
>>137148541
oh no he called me a redditor
DM's stream is shit, he's not that good at the game but he has fanboys that lap up whatever dribble spills out of his mouth
It's revolting
>>137148541
>This kid
Allied da best
>>137148976
>meme man is best
Get the fuck out of here.
>>137148823
Mechanically, he's not not good no. But he knows his shit.
>15~ game winning streak
>party with a close friend of mine
>immediately lose 3 games in a row followed by 1-2 wins every so often separated by losses
I think this guy is great and all but reeeee
>>137149119
That means he's inferior to people who know their shit AND are good mechanically. Good mechanics are what make a good streamer, if you want lessons that can be done with youtube videos or articles.
>>137149119
I don't know what kind of logic you have that makes you think memes don't belong in 4chan.
4chan is a meme.
>>137148541
>this is my first troll :D
>>137149119
>Mechanically, he's not not good no. But he knows his shit.
So why would I watch his stream over someone who is both mechanically skilled and actually knows his shit and has a non cancerous personality ?
>>137149119
>meme man
>disliking based allied
top cuck
>>137149119
Allied is:
>A former spl player
>Entertaining
>Not a cunt
So he knows his shit, can be fun and likable.
>Dm is better tho
K
When's our boy Jiffy playing today?
>>137148541
weak ass bait
>>137150810
>When's our boy Jiffy playing today?
Next Fanatic match is Saturday.
>>137150810
I'm more waiting to see Homiefe fucking feed. I hate that indian midget.
>>137149998
Zapman > Allied
>>137151069
Agree but Allied has that A+ personality. He always 4chans with us. :)I'd know ;)
>>137151251
he doesn't browse the general
stop with this fabrication
>>137151457
He said so on stream.
Reminder of why Allied is the bestest of best grills
>Humble origin
>Likes history
>Likes Chinese cartoons
>Likes golden sun
>Also a cute
BEST
>>137151505
did he? i heard him talk about memes, but thats it.
goddamn browsing the general is now a meme and everyone does it lmao.
>>137151668
also
>allied as a girl is more attractive and feminine than mogee
>tfw teammates bully me for being shit
I hope you don't do this, /smgen/. Bullying is not ok.
>>137152083
>Hey allied do you browse 4chan XD
he probably browses /b/ or something
>>137151668
>>Humble origin
>he probably hit kids for money and sold the weeds to survive
>>137152262
don't be shit then, it aint hard.
want a pro-tip? counter play everything.
you see a faggot hun batz that hasn't used his jump? don't jump until he does.
you can do it retard.
>>137152083
>more attractive and feminine than mogee
That's not really hard senpai.
>>137152637
true true.
>>137152509
There is pride in the hustle my nigga
.>>137152083
Bestest cutest girl
>>137148541
That's literally the other way around. If you think DM has the best stream out there, you're a redditor.
>>137097534
cab should never be played in conq unless you know what you are doing but hes silly everywhere else
>>137152637
>>137152789
I think mogee is cute.
>>137152886
but reddit mostly hates dm.
>>137152886
Except for reddit hates DM.
I mean reddit is full of fucking retards but they hate him too
>>137153071
she's cute in a innocent way, not in a lustful way
>>137153071
long hair mogee was a qt... dyke mogee is well...
>>137153225
>innocent
>clearly going full dyke
I don't think so
>>137153302
innocent as in cute like a child. Or like a Chibi. Only meant there is no sexual desire involved. Like none at all.
