Is this the tranny drama thread?
>>137043128
rip srg
rip teh urn
rip cosmo
rip all of us
nevar ded
>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
quick someone post anime dreaming of pb memes
based glenn finally putting this doggy down for good
>>137043128
>another squid OP
why
>>137043128
Speedrunnin aint even be ded doe
Yashi whining on Twitter about people making fun of him is incredibly funny and satisfying
Watching his butthurt is pretty sweet ngl
please dont die i need a continuous stream of shitposts to fix cockbot
The official White nationalist speedrunner-approved list. Anyone who disagrees is a race traitor.
>>137045585
>Oblivion
>Excellent
>>137043503
why did you delete?
>>137045050
Speaking of whining on Twitter: it's funny seeing Skater complain about Clint "ruining" the OoT community, while Skater himself has always nuthugged the heck out of Cosmo.
>>137046351
reminder that the less time you spend complaining or needlessly worshiping others, the more time you have for speedrunning and becoming better at games
>>137045585
where does medievil come into play here?
>>137047029
1488
>>137047029
fk off marxboy
Cuck
Faggot
Marxist
Birdbrain
Above It All
Grind Monkey
I miss word cloud guy
I miss sheep guy
lets have a thread without namedropping narcissa...
oops!!!
yo slayer please remember to post in here
whenever you do your fc3 commentary
thanks
>>137048359
gonna have to word this one
>ff7
>no slots
what's the point? go fucking fast
>>137048184
sheep guy was based as h*ck
>>137047970
The pyramid of Squid
>>137049450
Squid is unironically based
>>137048184
trials guy should come back
>>137048184
I miss head-cran
>>137051993
t. nobody ever
>>137044647
why did you delete?
Well I'm a tumbler.
Born under punches.
I'm so thin.
official speedrunning anthem
http://youtubedoubler.com/hXir
>>137051993
Cran aint even left doe
>>137048184
I'm best friends with the sheep guy I could have him come back if u want
thinking of bidding on this super famicom -- good deal?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/162017576856?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
>>137056794
$100 isn't bad, but I suspect it'll be higher when the deadline approaches.
>>137056794
the games themselves are worth about $100 so yeah sounds decent, but like >>137057327 says it'll probably go for higher than it is now
snowmeme whens tftd
Is ZFG kill?
You guys hear about this yet?
https://twitter.com/x_lauren07/status/715299192764141568
A marathon to raise money for girls (Lauren07 and Kaylabee [Skater's girlfriend]) to get better streaming resources. An entire computer for Lauren (minimum $500 likely) and just a Wii/Capture device for Kayla (minimum $50 with lucky searches)
Lauren's donations list is on the right side of this image: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce07d20UYAAAeBD.jpg:large
Lauren has also complained that she has student loans to pay, despite benefiting from this: http://www.texvet.com/postings/hazlewood-act
And at the end of it all, Lauren is pulling the gender card here: https://twitter.com/x_lauren07/status/715301503485935616 (in response to being called out)
Thoughts?
>>137058953
>thoughts?
It has nothing to do with speedrunning, fuck right off.
>>137045585
>ace combat
RELEVANCE SOON, STALKER
PSVR ace combat is gonna be GOAT if they have good multiplayer
>>137059437
It's a speedrun marathon benefiting speedrunners. Plenty to do with speedrunning.
>>137059647
>benefiting speedrunners
Females can't speedrun.
>>137059806
That's why I'm bringing it to the thread's attention
>>137058953
Oh I think I remember some thirstfags posting about her a while ago
>>137060057
Yeah, it's like TRStanzi again, but this time with multiple people in on it
>>137060057
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/129723238/#p129804165
>>137058953
>thoughts?
Bitches need to get jobs
>>137060456
You think girls know how to work? Are you crazy
but seriously whens tftd
so glad i've stopped regularly browsing serg
>>137062912
yea you apparently have
im gay lolz
>>137065286
slayer....
>>137065286
meows...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM3d2WCVa4
is battle for bikini bottom a memegame
will it ever get that toasty gdq slot
>>137066689
spongememe in general can just go and die my man
>>137067176
memes never die
>>137067956
>
>speedrunning an unreleased game that you were given a copy of weeks early just for being a twitch superstar
Money match me for any amount of money. ANY AMOUNT.
Jet set radio guy here again
Why didn't you guys tell me how fun this is? I just spent a fucking hour on the4th level trying to perfect walljumping, haven't even beaten the game yet. Can't fucking wait to start streaming this!
>>137071434
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>>137071531
Is the bot always here?
>>137072841
Once NKR puts a bullet in Trannikeys' head, the bot will disappear forever and we will discuss speedrunning undisturbed.
>>137072841
pretty much since people wont listen to removal requests
>>137072964
who is we?
>>137072964
have to make sure its deactivated first b4 guns a blazing
CoP
http://speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
>>137073618
whens monhun
I love dank memes and shitposting.
>>137074009
fag
Shieeettt, niqquh... U already kno wut it is...
BECUH HEAD-CRAN SAID SO
>>137075464
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>137075464
delete this embarrassment
>>137075654
wish i could delete headcrab desu
>>137075654
aint want 2 doe
>>137075762
u aint even want 2 doe
go fast everyone
>>137057506
>the games themselves are worth about $100
Maybe if they were NTSC, PAL or anything but JP versions. CIB Super Famicom games, even well regarded / sought after ones, tend to go for maybe $20 tops on eBay since nostalgiafags aren't interested in them.
>inb4 thanks for the late response
>>137077747
thanks for the late response!
opinions on head-crab
>>137076580
thanks for sharing
>>137077747
>>137077814
Also like a retard I didn't even count the number of games in the auction and realize that by my own logic (each game being ~$20), they should be worth well over $100. Disregard my posts, I suck cocks.
Bid on it maybe, that anon
>>137077469
why did you delete?
>>137077985
poultry shears to the head
About to start optimizing this game, anyone got advice?
>>137071434
>first boss
THESE FUCKING NIGGERS FUCKING THESE JUMPS I HAVE TO DO JESUS FUCK STOP CENTRING THE CAMERA WHEN I SPRAY
GOD
DAMMIT
>>137078663
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>137078608
>text adventure
drop the game
>>137078663
HAAHHAHAAAHHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>137078663
thanks for the late response!
>>137078663
HEY LOOK IT'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>137079103
cramer...
>>137077747
>nostalgiafags aren't interested in them.
Also JP used games market is flooded as fuck
Put a bullet in the head of every degenerate tranny attention whore.
Thanks for all the (You)s.
>>137069964
W H A T
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G A M E
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>>137081518
spotted the angsty teenager.
>>137082026
spotted the degenerate tranny attention whore
see spot run
>>137082101
yeah that's me alright.
>>137081635
dark souls 3
>>137082131
What game?
fw grind m_alos will never come back
>stream
>several people come watch
>none stay except for one
Why ;_;
>>137085026
>Why ;_;
probably because you're boring
>>137085026
try streaming a little biger
http://www.streambig.net/
>>137085026
don't >>137085367
>>137085314
Just watched the recording, I accidentally scream which makes this ear-cutting noise from the mic and I shout in frustration when I really shouldn't. That's atleast what I can find from the recording. how embarrassing
>>137085367
>>137085525
Never heard of this before, what is it?
>>137086273
it's a site where you can learn about how to get more money from idiots
>>137086273
don't fall for it
>>137086350
>>137086358
Get a feeling so complicated
>the month of pie x spike is over
>>137086495
shit meme propped up by a bunch of faggots for a shitter
>>137086639
>the month of pie x spike is over
>>137086639
>>137087251
now maybe there can be "comfy" spike streams again
>>137087357
oh yeah cant wait for the twice a month spike streams.....
Even though I didn't really pull any viewers (all of my followers are European and it's 5 AM here) I still feel very good about my session, it's so fucking fun to stream it's crazy
Also, looking for some new games to run, any suggestions?
>>137087803
what genre
>>137087803
medievil
>>137087803
xcom:ufo defense and resident evil: remake
>>137087950
Doesn't matter, just something fun
>>137087951
>>137088012
Thanks family
what the heckin heck is going on in this thread -_-
>>137088087
>de hippie spacing
>>137088782
There was no hippie spacing in that post. Someone needs to fix the bot.
>>137088918
Don't even know what hippie spacing is
the bot is the only way i get (You)s desu
quit being a faggot
>>137089043
like this
>>137089136
not anymore
>>137089214
Thanks
>>137089214
>de hippie spacing
how do you come out to your speedfu srg
>>137089642
>speedfu
>not speedbando
what's your story?
>>137089642
donate when shes streaming
if its less than 100$ dont waste your time
>>137089809
what if he doesn't take donations
>>137089960
send dick pics
>>137090237
okay i'll try that, thanks for the advice
You are too fast, please take a rest...
>>137091650
Would Tay speedrun?
>>137091802
only if hyper light drifter is a good speedgame.
>>137071434
hey jet set radio guy, we've got a discord groupyou should join t b h
>>137087803
what's your stream?
>>137092123
who is we?
>>137069964
I saw this shit too. I don't know why it bothers me that people start speedrunning a game literally the week it comes out, but I think Dark Souls 3 is a little ridiculous. Aren't they playing the beta mode anyway?
You're welcome for the late reply.
>>137092123
link me つbh
>justpopped a xan
>check twitch
>p_ is streaming the witness
fucking yesssssssssssssss
>>137092123
>>137092379
thanks for the late responses!
i hate myself
>>137092123
>>137092437
why did you spoiler?
>>137092192akaijii
I'm currently warming up on other games and preparing to do my first speedrun in a few days.
Oh and forgive me for my loudness and mic quality, didn't realize how awful it sounds up until now
>>137092704
why did you spoiler?
>>137092437
bene...
>>137092637
people tend to look down on talking about drugs here so i spoilered to protect their virgin eyes
>>137092379
I can't wait for people to start speedrunning the new Doom the minute it comes out.
>>137087803
TFE Tourist faggot
>>137093394
thanks for the late response!
>>137093513
yw! (your welcome)
Hold me /srg/ I'm absolutely terrified. https://youtu.be/CzewkvUDZ6M
either fix it or remove the god dam bot already disgusting tranny freak
>>137093578
his welcome what?
>>137093682
his welcome to watch my stream any time ;)
>>137093615
your first post of the thread and you choose to share that shit? fuck outta here
>anon followed me
>tfw he broke my 39 follower dryspell
>tfw at 40 now
It ain't much, and doesn't count for 100%, but I did get so happy a tear fell. I'm such a wuss, but god damn if that 39 hasn't been a thorn in my side
>>137092418
I'm a different person, but here:
https://discord.gg/0dYdNn0fyMoZkMCO
it's owned by a cancer fag tho
>>137089761
He's never watched Dram.
>>137094184
if you post your stream I'll follow ityou fucking won't
>>137095168
Already posted it earlier in the threadakaijiiJust to make it easier for youAnd what do you mean by that?
>>137095119
see, you just GET it
way too many people don't GET it
>>137095382
my husband
>>137095515
he's mine, you best back off now
>>137095575
no way
>>137095298
>reddit in search
>memedertale
>swedechat
>>137095779
Facecam is the worst offender though.
>>137095779
Sorry for my heritage, it won't happen again
>>137092809
i wish
brb soylent
Final Fantasy IX is truly the zenith of speedrunning
>>137101487
whens pc already
>>137101589
Early 2016, senpai
>>137101879
just about only a month left for that...
succ
pup tight sleeper
The speedrunning community is one of the worst in gaming. Little kids and faggots abound.
>>137112842
[citation needed]
>>137113271
I don't need a citation to state something completely subjective you fucking mongoloid.
Anyone watching the shitposting marathon?
>>137116586
We got a full couch and a girl with an actual vagina on it
>everyone runs the game on PC which is the faster version due to exclusive tricks and faster loads
>one person runs on console and insists on putting "wr attempts" in his title despite no one tracking consoles as a separate category and it being significantly slower and less interesting
Why do people do this?
>>137119782
wr attempts in title means more viewers
>>137119865
But it isn't a "world record"
Also, I don't understand why anyone would "speedrun" and inferior version. Is it fear of competing with the other players?
fw I have never and will never financially support a streamer or marathon
>>137120363
it's all about streaming big dude
people don't care if you're only going for a pb, people care about world records and hype
>>137120363
>Also, I don't understand why anyone would "speedrun" and inferior version.
Yeah me either, like people who run SM64 on VC, what a joke.
>>137120363
>Is it fear of competing with the other players?
This describes VC sm64 runners perfectly, to be honest.
is anybody else's twitch chat dropping tons of messages? i have a chat open in browser and in irc, the irc is showing messages that aren't in browser, and the browser is showing messages that aren't in irc
>>137120472
Merely watching their streams makes you a financial supporter.
hurtin stream
>>137121681
he ded nigga
>putting chat on stream
why?
>>137123463
>giving a fuck about something this petty and inconsequential.
why?
>>137124370
>being a disgusting habbit apologizer
fw shitters first tribulation
hotline miami ng+ all levels, still needs a lot of work
>>137128962
whens xcom
>>137128962
>hotline miami
literally who gives a shit anymore
zoasty? more like toasty
doggy? more like deddy
>>137128962
why is this game almost always ng+ runs again
>>137129930
specific masks
>>137129930
don't have to sit through mask/weapon unlock screens
let's you do the run as Brandon
is the zelda god clintstevens taking a break from oot for a while?
>>137130690
Can I be above it all, too?
I'm incredibly above it all. Fuck everyone here lmao.
>>137134026
*kaboom, ego destroyed*
New temporary topic for this ITT thread:
what if you could put a bullet in the head of Iateyourpie? Would you? Why, or why not?
>>137134431
See, the thing is, I actually am above you people. I may not literally be above it "all", but I'm sure as fuck in a better place in life than you people.
>>137133267
>>137134026
>>137134848
*bird laughs*
>>137134602
why would I? what has he done that's worth being killed for? being this bothered by something so trivial is severely autistic behavior.
>>137134848
what do you mean by "you people"?
>>137135989
SRG and speedrunners in general.
Reminder to put a bullet in the head of every tranny nutter
And a c*ck in the mouth of every sexy gayboi u kno :3c
>>137138310
can you give a list of tranny nutters and sexy gaybois
i want to know which i should do
>>137138417
Tranny nutters: u
Sexy gaybois: me
>>137138583
You're not sexy, deadcrab.
how many times did meows get backstabbed at sgdq? it's all he ever talks about
Marco with the 1:17:23 world record.
Doggy with the 6:66 ded record.
Dead marxist with the 14:88 bullet in the head record
Things which are better speedrunning:
1. Anime
Feel free to add to this list.
>>137143006
the list looks complete to me
>>137143006
xcom
when are you beating my ng any% time that one needs even more work
>>137128613
>>137131767
>>137139206
why did you delete?
>>137143006
2. Poetry
3. Thigh highs
4. Mario Maker
5. Soylent
>>137143802
>can't pick brandon
i dont like playing the game on easy mode
>>137144224
Aint none of dat shyt even betta than speedrunnin doe
>>137144652
why did you spoiler?
test
>>137145965
o:
>>137043128
AND HIS NAME IS JOHNNUMBERSThis was the moment Cosmo lost all hope and went down the shithole, wasn't it?
>>137147697
why did you spoiler?
>>137148458
because it'd ruin the John Cena joke if you saw what the picture was about
>>137148665
I didn't even think about john cena and saw through your spoiler friend
