Eredin Break Glass Edition
Hearts of Stone and patch 1.12 is released!
HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005
Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffdxS9R6NTE
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.12-ENG.pdf
Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
Links:
>slightly newer pastebin, containing Witcher gear locations and TW1+2 info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>ded Gwent Browser Game
http://gwentonline.club/play-gwent-online/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
Former space and time: >>136800524
What does Yennefer smell like?
>>137035504
Eredin Break Glass is my favorite elf after Fran Find-a-bear
Interviewer: The short story The Last Wish (Ostatnie życzenie) is a long metaphor about being very careful what you wish for. The way to reach our desires at all costs can be full of dangerous Djinns, meaning unscrupulousness. Here we meet for the first time Yennefer of Vengerberg, who can also be a very dangerous sorceress. Love is born between the two but don’t you think it’s really too dangerous for Geralt to keep craving for a woman we find out to be not that reliable?
Andrzej Sapkowski: Ha! That’s what makes the story interesting, don’t you think? Being a huge fantasy reader, sometimes I find boring or disgusting the stories where the hero can have sex with any woman, because those women can’t wait to have sex with him. In those stories women are the hero’s prize, the warrior’s reward, and as such they have nothing to say, they can only moan and faint in the hero’s strong arms. I am convinced that only with contact with the other sex - wether it is cause of attraction, care, confrontation or opposition - a hero can fully grow. When I created Yennefer’s character I wanted Geralt to fully grow, but then I decided to make things complicated. I created a female character who refuses to be a fantasy stereotype. To please the reader.
Nothing marks you as an ignorant peasant as choosing Triss over Yen. Please stop, the game was not meant to be played like that, you're doing it wrong and as is the case with any self respecting fan of TW, it infuriates me.
>>137036482
why is Sapkowski so based?
>>137036482
>I created a female character who refuses to be a fantasy stereotype.
:3
TW games should only be played from the angle of Mr. Sapkowski, I like to pretend I'm him while playing. Needless to say all the decisions I make are grounded in lore and fully respectable toward Mr. Sapkowski's work. If you don't play like this you are committing a vicious lore rape and you should stop immediately.
>>137036482
>I am convinced that only with contact with the other sex - wether it is cause of attraction, care, confrontation or opposition - a hero can fully grow.
That's a really good point, and it seems to work really well with Yen and Geralt.
Post canon art clearly inspired by games
>>137037606
>>137035504
CDPR could have done so much more with him, too bad they fucked up.
>>137037606
is it me, or her eyes are too big and she looks alien because of it?
>>137036695
because he is a feminist
Triss is beautiful.
>Avallac'h: Zireael you must find a way to stop this poison gas lest we suffocate.
>Ciri: I thought you were going to stop it.
>Avallac'h: sigh, fine Zireael, let us teleport out.
>Ciri: Avallac'h quick think of something!
>Avallac'h: WHA-
>Ciri teleports them back to the inn
>Ciri: Avallac'h you were thinking what I was thinking!?
>Avallac'h: Yes. I need some rest and you need a bath.
>>137037606
>pic related
>>137038337
>daily reminder Mistle x Ciri is the only CANON pairing with Ciri
Triss is such an amazing character, I loved her in all 3 games.
this totally happened in the game
When I think about TW, I think about Sapkowski, and when I think about him I think about Geralt and Yen. Going against established backstory and choosing Triss is like raping Mr. Sapkowski. Do you think he likes getting raped? No, of course not, so stop choosing Triss or kill yourself.
>>137037171
>playing from the perspective of Mr.Sapkowski
>actually playing the games.
>actually considering Geralt and Yennefer did not die at the end of the books.
>>137039171
>Family DLC when?
>>137039171
Kek, that slut Triss got what she deserves, thanks for making me feel better about myself. If I don't see someone mocking Triss I start to feel a little insecure, thanks for having my back fellow Yen fan. Please post more bad stuff about her, I need a little more reassurance.
This is what Geralt sees when he looks at Yen tbqh
Daily reminder to stay out of Geralt and Yen's relationship or else.
Has there been any news on Cyberpunk 2077?like a release date?
The cutest family! :3
Like any self respecting Yen fan, I like to keep pointing out Triss' flaws, I don't really care talking about Yen, Mr. Sapkowski already told everything I need to know about her, it's all about making sure everyone knows what a bitch Triss is.
Best girl passing through
>>137038337
Do continue pls, I enjoy your sexually-awkward-Avallach-stories a lot.
>>137040029
>Has there been any news on Cyberpunk 2077? like a release date?
By 2021. That's all we know right now.
Aw that's sweet of you guys, offering /cyg/ a home.
Btw, saw this and thought of you.
I love the mushy things Geralt says to Triss.
As we all know Yennefer is a quarter elvish, her mother was an half blood elf. Her father (who was a human) was known to be very very abusive towards Yennefer’s mother and even more towards his own daughter. Now it isn’t anywhere stated that Yennefer was born a hunchback quite the opposite actually. It is stated in the novel Blood of Elves that the abusive behaviour of her father caused the deformation of her spinal column and scapula that caused her hunchback. Again Yennefer had elven blood in her veins which is how she got her violet eyes (elves or half elves like Ciri are known to have rare color of eyes etc). But it is also stated that this already caused her to be a little less appealing but not a hunchback because that was her father’s doing.
>>137037606
I feel so good about myself for reading the books and knowing all the backstory, but it angers me to see all these filthy casuals and Trissfags violating these characters, it actually causes me physical pain. The only way to alleviate my pain is to quickly say something bad about Triss. People need to know the truth.
>>137035751
We may never know. After 7 books and 3 games it's not once been mentioned
>>137040843
this post is a response to >>137039851 and yen haters claims she was born a hunchback and deformed
Geralt and Triss enjoy taking long baths together.
>>137036482
>Love is born between the two but don’t you think it’s really too dangerous for Geralt to keep craving for a woman we find out to be not that reliable?
The interviewer thinks Geralt is reliable?
>>137037291
>That's a really good point, and it seems to work really well with Yen and Geralt.
Yeah and it works both ways. Yen becomes a better person, and so does Geralt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BLmClvu7pY
All hail Triss the Hero of Sodden Hill!
>>137041305
Not even a small hint? ;_;
>>137037606
>>137038028
They should have done more with the Hunt in general (and originally planned too, poor resource allocation tbqh leading to important content being cut), but I don't know about Eredin in particular. He was never very interesting in the books, either.
>>137040338
I-I wrote one too...
Triss' kind heart and gentle soul combined with her poor manipulation skills and general weakness makes me love her more than I loved any fictional character.
>>137041761
The best we could do is guess that it would be a flowery and/or fruity smell, since that's pretty common for perfumes. Maybe a combination that suited as a metaphor for Yennefer's harsh appearance, but also showed her inner, sweeter side too. Alas, we may never know.
>>137039171
kek
>>137039619
Who is this artist? They seem to really hate Triss.
>>137040843
>>137041325
No one is born a hunchback, guys. That's not how scoliosis works.
>>137042615
>No one is born a hunchback, guys. That's not how scoliosis works.
And to add to this...so what if she was? Isn't that kind of the point? That it doesn't matter to Geralt beyond how it's affected Yennefer's adult life?
>>137040276
Depressionfu used to be a lot more popular. What happened?
>>137042615
>Who is this artist?
http://ayej.deviantart.com/gallery/
That dumb slut Triss deserves to be ridiculed, it's out duty as loyal Yen fans to educate the world about her. Please post more shit about her, every time I see it my sense of self worth increases.
>>137041143
Oh nice.
I am smart and special, therefore I love Yen. It's that simple tbqh.
>Ciri: Good morning Avallac'h! So I was wondering if-
>Avallac'h: Good gods
>Ciri: -it was absolutely necessary tha-
>Avallac'h: Zireael please
>Ciri: -t I continue with the magic training that we w-
>Avallac'h: Put some
>Ciri: -ere doing yesterday because it's not working and I've tried at least 8 times and-
>Avallac'h: ZIREAEL I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU WITHOUT YOUR UPPER BODY ATTIRE ON.
>Ciri: Good so that means no training today! See you later Avallac'h!
>Avallac'h: Z-zireael wait you still haven't-
>Ciri teleports to Royal Palace in Vizima, specifically Emhyr's office
>Avallac'h: -put your shirt on...
>>137042908
>The Witcher
>Legacy of Kain
They post here don't they
I love this community, we share a common hatred for Triss that unites us in our holly mission to expose that backstabbing manipulative slut for what she truly is.
Only betas choose Triss, that's because they can't handle Yen's strong personality and banter with Geralt. It takes a true alpha to handle Yen.
>newgame+
>so many grey quests in velen
muh
>>137043297
Was good until
>See you later Avallac'h!
She should've been pushing further.
>>137043745
>It takes a true alpha to handle Yen.
Yeah sure, cuckolding is for alpha.
>>137037171
I sexually identify as Andrzej Sapkowski
>>137044161
Only beta virgins are obsessed with cuckolding tbqh. Not that that's even relevant here.
>poster so stupid he responds seriously to Triss spammer like he disagrees with him
Read the file name.
>>137044489
>Not that that's even relevant here.
Actually it's relevant since Yen's ending is cuckold's ending.
I love sitting on my balcony, drinking some quality wine, eating some Beaufort D'Ete and listening to Mozart while I read Sapkowski's magnum opus. As you can see I am a true Yen fan, refined and respectful toward the original work, with a sense of class and strive for excellency. Same can't be said about the plague that occupied TW fandom in the form of Trissfags, they truly are subhumans compared to us.
>>137044643
I don't think you know what that word means
>>137044665
Don't you dare try to ruin wine and fancy cheese for me!
>>137040341
That's literally what I will wait for with building a computer. No point in building something that won't run Cyberpunk in good graphics
>>137044852
Bree a best but I don't know how fancy it is
>>137044852
Au contraire my dear friend, I was merely pointing out the difference between them and us, and by your fine taste in wine and cheese, I can tell you're a fellow Yen fan.
:3
>>137044747
Really? Because it's looks like only one of us read the books.
>>137044643
>they use the word cuckold in the game
>don't know what it means
>>137045432
Yennefer wishes she was that tall.
>>137045442
>>137045572
Yennefer never cuckolds Geralt in the books. You don't know what 'cuckold' means.
It takes a certain class to like and understand Yennefer, a truly aristocratic choice, unlike Triss who is at the level of a pin up girl hanging in some truckers cabin.
SLUT
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>>137045801
Pretty much all the main characters in this setting are quite sexually libertine, let's be realistic.
>>137044643
Go away you filthy Trissfag, stop soiling this thread with you vile bullshit. Better go and read the books, only then will you'll understand Yennefer.
>>137045731
>You don't know what 'cuckold' means.
Well may be, since our language cannot provide straight translation.
>>137045801
Thanks for posting that, people need to see what that bitch Triss is really like, look at it Trissfags, your waifu is a filthy slut.
>>137046095
It's when a married woman is unfaithful with a man other than her husband. Cuckqueaning is the inverse. 4chan turned it into a meme and uses "cuck" for everything now.
>>137046031
>Go away you filthy Trissfag
Sorry, but I am not a Trissfag,
Yen fans sure are obsessed with Triss.
>>137046320
Triss Spammer sees everything in terms of Trissfags vs. Yenfags since he is insane and obsessed. Disagree with him in any way, and you are a Yenfag.
>>137045393
Yes, that one is better. However, I, uhm, was under impression that Ciri was trying to hook him up instead of going somewhere, while Avallach was stoically resisting such attempts.
Anyways, since it's a creative process, it's not like I'm demanding moar right now. Just consider writing more of those entertaining stories if you ever feel like it.
>>137046206
>your waifu is a filthy slut.
Just like all living enchantresses.
>>137046259
>It's when a married woman is unfaithful with a man other than her husband.
Okay, so you building your argumentation around the fact that Geralt and Yen never was married, so Yen dindu nuffin.
When people make the choices I know are wrong, I get angry and go to the internet and shit on that slut Triss, it's the only way to prevent the self doubt she makes me feel.
>>137046581
Thank you for feedback. I will keep it in mind.Didn't want to spam up this thread so I deleted the posts.
I will write when I come up with another idea.
>>137046746
>Okay, so you building your argumentation around the fact that Geralt and Yen never was married, so Yen dindu nuffin.
No, Yen cheated on him. I just find the overuse of the cuck meme on 4chan annoying. Every poster that does it sounds like an idiotic 13 year old.
Why are you faggots unironically engaging with the triss spammer? His posting style is super obvious, just ignore his shit.
>>137046915
4k Anon can't seem to resist and the new guy doesn't know who he is.
>>137046915
I'm wondering that too
:3
I love it when my fellow Yen fans validate my choice by talking shit about whore Merigold.
>>137046441
>Disagree with him in any way, and you are a Yenfag.
But what if I "fuck this such character as geralt didn't deserves such nameless end"fag?
>>137046862
>cheated
My bad, forgot this word.
>>137047161
Cutest! :3
>>137047161
It is the fucking ribbons that get me hard man.
>>137047230
>But what if I "fuck this such character as geralt didn't deserves such nameless end"fag?
Do you like Triss? If the answer is "I don't care" or "No, I dislike her". Then you're a Yenfag.
It's the ending Geralt wants though. He doesn't want to be famous or anything.
>>137047161
ugly
If you choose Triss, you are breaking up a family, think about that, how will poor Ciri feel now that her mommy and daddy are no longer together because of that harlot Triss. You not only have terrible taste, you are also a cruel bastard if you do it.
>>137047161
ugly
>>137047230
>But what if I "fuck this such character as geralt didn't deserves such nameless end"fag?
At least it wasn't a pitchfork
>>137047385
>It's the ending Geralt wants though. He doesn't want to be famous or anything.
Trissfags will never understand this, but we know, that's what makes us special.
I get angry when people think I'm a Yenfag, I am simply a person with fine taste and proper understanding of the characters and lore. Sometimes it's hard being this special, common rabble never gets you.
>>137047385
>He doesn't want to be famous or anything.
But he deserved it, no matter Triss or Yen the result is one Geralt will die as none man (and may be even without childrens), but if you send away both of them he will meet his end just as he lived, as hero, as Roland, as Achilles, as Beowulf, as Turin.
>>137048026
He deserves something he doesn't want instead of a peaceful retirement? Besides, I think he's about as famous as he's going to get. Not a lot of big monsters left to slay in the world, and killing monsters wasn't even how he became semi-famous. Plus wasn't really the point of the whole story, anyway.
>the result is one Geralt will die as none man (and may be even without childrens)
He's got Ciri. That's all he'll ever have. He's sterile too, it's not just the sorceresses.
>>137047590
> Yen is preparing to give Ciri a back massage
>>137048306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXdYJIbexuU
>He deserves something he doesn't want instead of a peaceful retirement?
Yep, he deserves eternity.And besides, fate of hero after his feat is always some sort of tragic, like Lancelot.
>>137048626
>replying to spammer
>>137048026
>but if you send away both of them he will meet his end just as he lived, as hero, as Roland, as Achilles, as Beowulf, as Turin.
He'll die to a zeugl while wading in shit. But that's still less stupid than Roland's death I guess.
>>137042615
>No one is born a hunchback, guys. That's not how scoliosis works.
Wrong, actually.
May be we somehow dilute Trss vs Yen discussions?
I wish Geralt would love me again.
So, do you think they will finally reveal the identity of the mysterious Nibbles in Blood & Wine?
>>137049030
>Yep, he deserves eternity.
He already has that per the books. His myth lasts centuries.
>fate of hero after his feat is always some sort of tragic, like Lancelot.
Feels a bit overdone to me tbqh. Even his death in the books at least was different in how pointless it was.
Geralt finally found harmony and inner clam with Triss.
>>137041172
Trissfag, can you make a collection of all these ironic posts and make a collage? I'm too lazy to do it myself.
>>137049510
Huh. My bad then. I didn't know congenital scoliosis was a thing. It's very often not congenital, though.
>>137049581
What discussion? It's one guy spamming Triss and another guy occasionally counter-spamming.
>>137049623
It's Regis. The cat lapped up his puddle and he took possession of it.
>>137050182
>It's one guy spamming Triss and another guy occasionally counter-spamming.
Well, may be better to find another discussions. not only for those two?
>>137049874
Ironic? Since when is the truth ironic? Maybe I would do it, but you are clearly a Trissfag and I refuse to associate myself with you kind, even writing these words makes me feel dirty.
>>137050385
Triss Spammer will never talk about anything else. you have to just learn to ignore him and talk past him. He's been here since December and been doing variations of this in every single thread ever since.
>>137050551
>will never talk about anything else.
Seriously? But at least we can try.
Waht' about non-canon discussions?
What if merchants and travellers from the northern kingdoms accidentally founds a large and unknown land in the east and in the same time strange magical ring from the East gets into hands of Lodges?How many time will need for Lodge to understand nature of ring and what they will do with artifact?
>>137051176
>Seriously?
Yes. He's obsessed.
>But at least we can try.
Nothing about the spamming should stop everyone else from talking. I'm not sure why people think this.
>How many time will need for Lodge to understand nature of ring and what they will do with artifact?
Dark Lord Philippa within 15 minutes.
>>137051842
>Dark Lord Philippa within 15 minutes.
>implying she can handle with ring
Dude, even Saruman fell.
>>137052506
Saruman wasn't Philippa though
>>137052614
Well he was a lesser demigod.
>>137052506
Saruman never got his hands on the ring. And Philippa is stronger, anyway.
>>137052713
The demigods in LOTR are pretty weak in a lot of ways compared to high level Witcher mages. More durable, but less firepower usually. Not counting Balrogs or Sauron himself.
>>137042121
Eredin wasn't interesting, sure, but having more of him like in W1 would have made the main story more .... Personal than just being a dad simulator.
And yeah, the infiltration of the Wild Hunt quest would have probably fixed the lack of the Hunt in the game.
To really be a Yen fan, you must understand Sapkowski, you must become one with his work, you must lose yourself in the depths of Yen's character. Only then will you fully realize who is Yennefer of Vengerberg and why is she the best written character in literature.
Once you reach this superior mindset you will look at Triss like piece of human filth she truly is. You will notice your palate becoming more refined and sensitive, and tasteless bimbos like Triss will stop interesting you, and you'll only feel disgust for them. However, this disgust will eventually turn to hate and you'll be compelled to tell other people how horrible she is, and how wrong it is for Geralt to be with her.
Unfortunately this is a side effect of loving Yen, because such love must come at a price. But fear not, you will learn to enjoy it, it will even become a normal need for you, like thirst or hunger and sating it will provide great pleasure.
Oh boy, can't wait for all the Fringiefags post-Blood and Wine, get ready senpaitachi.
>>137052961
>Saruman never got his hands on the ring
yep, he was corrupted by only desire for the ring.
>And Philippa is stronger, anyway.
And also hungry for power, perfect target for orc pack.
>in a lot of ways compared to high level Witcher mages.
Only when lose their divine blessing.
>>137053396
I dunno, I don't think the spooky ghost bits were personal really. Dad Simulator is the personal bit. it would however make the Hunt feel more like a big threat.
>And yeah, the infiltration of the Wild Hunt quest would have probably fixed the lack of the Hunt in the game.
Would have been great. Would also have liked the bit scrapped early on where the Hunt sacks Novigrad in the final act.
>>137053679
>Oh boy, can't wait for all the Fringiefags post-Blood and Wine, get ready senpaitachi.
That'll be interesting if it happens. Can't wait to shitpost and 'accidentally' call her Yennefer all the time.I think she's cute, dyke haircut and all.
>yep, he was corrupted by only desire for the ring.
Fruitless desire. Actually holding it? With knowledge of how to use it? Whole different story.
>>137053861
>Can't wait to shitpost and 'accidentally' call her Yennefer all the time
Oh boy, this gonna be fun!
>Come on Cirilla, forgive me, I had no idea that Aphrodisiac was poisonous.
>>137050408
You're really growing on me, man. Keep up the good work.
>>137053685
> it would however make the Hunt feel more like a big threat.
Precisely, though they did seem like a big threat before the battle of KM, they just were underwhelming afterwards.
>Would have been great. Would also have liked the bit scrapped early on where the Hunt sacks Novigrad in the final act.
Well, the battle in Novigrad was going to be ridiculous, Redanians, Nilfies, Skelligans and the Wild Hunt going at it, and the fight with Caranthir would have happened there, then Geralt has to teleport to the Tower on Undvik for the final showdown.
So yeah, clearly the engine or the fucking consoles could not manage that sheer ambition, which is a damn shame.
>>137052506
Philippa would absolutely make it work, and think nothing of it!
Time to write a crossover fanfic...
>>137054508
>they just were underwhelming afterwards.
This is a problem for a lot of stuff that makes the transition to Act 3. I'll be mad if there's no EE.
>Well, the battle in Novigrad was going to be ridiculous, Redanians, Nilfies, Skelligans and the Wild Hunt going at it, and the fight with Caranthir would have happened there, then Geralt has to teleport to the Tower on Undvik for the final showdown.
I'm drooling.
>
So yeah, clearly the engine or the fucking consoles could not manage that sheer ambition, which is a damn shame.
It was probably just taking too much time, I think. There's plenty of dudes around in the finale battle, though still not as Vergen's Mist or the Siege of La Valette castle.
>>137053861
>Can't wait to shitpost and 'accidentally' call her Yennefer all the time.
Kek
>>137054404
Thanks man, anything for our beloved sorceress, Yennefer.
>>137054742
>This is a problem for a lot of stuff that makes the transition to Act 3. I'll be mad if there's no EE.
You and me both, a game like Witcher 3 deserves a better last act than the one it currently has, and if CDPR says something like "we are too busy with mempunk" I will lose it.
>It was probably just taking too much time, I think. There's plenty of dudes around in the finale battle, though still not as Vergen's Mist or the Siege of La Valette castle.
Well, if you look at the ships, you will find nilfies and skelligans fighting it out, using the same animations from the Vergen Mist battle, they really tried to make it as "climactic" as it could.
I only eat the soft delicious interior of the bread, I throw the crust to the Trissfags over the balcony. They don't deserve better.
>>137055113
>You and me both, a game like Witcher 3 deserves a better last act than the one it currently has,
Especially since the last act is worse than the ones before it. It should be the reverse, if anything.
After I'm done eating a delicious peacock, I feed the bones and feathers to Trissfags, they have horrible taste anyway, so they don't mind. Poor bastards.
>Ciri: Avallac'h I need help!
>Avallac'h: Zireael are you in danger?! What is it?
>Ciri: Avallac'h come quickly, heeeeeeeeelp
>Avallac'h: I'm coming Zireael, stay where you are!
>Avallac'h comes across the door to Ciri's room, it is locked
>Avallac'h: Argh! Damn it! Zireael your door is locked, but why!?
>Ciri: You will have to teleport, ah ahem! I mean help HEEEEEEEEEELP AVALLAC'H
>Avallac'h: ZIR- CIRIIIIIIIIIII CIRIIIII
>Ciri: AVALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC'H
>Avallac'h: CIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Ciri: OH AVALLAC'H
>Avallac'h: I'M COMING CIRI
>Ciri: YES! YESSS!
>Avallac'h teleports into Ciri's room to see her scantily wrapped in a bedsheet
>Ciri: This is the first time you've said my human name~
>Avallac'h: Zireael..
>Ciri: Ah~ so you were saying?
>Avallac'h: Training tomorrow at dawn.
>Ciri: *springs forward* AVALLAC'H WAI- *thud*
>Avallac'h unhinges the door and walks out.
>>137036695
i met him irl a few times and did not liked him.
he's stubborn as fuck alcoholic. Like geralt.
>>137055067
Yes, she is the be all and all, and everybody must learn to appreciate her the way we do, or stand with his head hanging in shame, a laughing stock to those with superior taste and understanding.
Ignoramus et ignorabimus!
>>137056850
>he's stubborn as fuck alcoholic.
so you're saying he's polish
>>137056928
Ah, another person with class, I see by your Latin use that you must be a Yen fan, it's characteristic for us to have a wide array of knowledge. Our interests are a bit more refined, so it comes naturally. Trissfags will never understand that, they are simply a low class menace, if you ask me.
>encouraging the spammer
>>137056780
Decent, though I think it would be better to merge last two lines somehow, making the ending shorter to demonstrate his abrupt leaving.
Also, found the pic that I've remembered after reading the first 'sexually reluctant Avallach' story.
Shepard as Avallach, Liara as Ciri.
Something in such action reliably cracks me up.
I don't even let Trissfags carry my luggage, I don't want them touching my stuff with the same hands they used to violate the lore, just the though of the fingers they used to choose the magic's gone line on my stuff is repulsive.
>>137058549
>that feel when no words to describe the appreciation of humor in an image.
Get used to it Triss, that's your life now.
Almost there, guys
YOU ARE ALL AUTISTS
>>137060131
It's just the Trissfags, they ruin every thread, I'm so sick of them.
>>137060079
>that original face
How did they go so wrong?
>>137060131
Jokes on you I have Aspergers.
>>137056780
More! :3
>>137060330
You really do shit up the thread a lot, spammer. Don't kid yourself.
>>137060356
Jokes on you, that's classified as an Autism Spectrum Disorder on the current DSM.
>>137060339
It defies explanation. Every version of her face seemed to just get worse leading up to release.
>>137060339
She got Leliana'd
>>137060339
They did it on purpose to stick it to the Trissfags, notice how Yen's face only got better and better and Triss just got worse. I bet they laugh while they are ruining their waifu, even the alt costume was shit, CDPR really hates them. Unlike us, who they designed their game for. It's a good feeling being a Yen fan, it really makes you feel special.
>>137060704
Isn't Leliana at least supposed to be like 10 years older in DAI?
>>137060512
I know. I just wanted to be the normal one for one day.
Oh, Triss, seeing you blush warms my heart.
>>137060970
She doesn't look old, she looks deformed with youthful skin. Do you see any wrinkles on that plastic demon?
>>137061204
Ok good point. She looks kind of...stuffed. Like mannequin.
Yennefer should have been the only option in TW3, I have no idea what CDPR was thinking with giving Triss a happy ending with Geralt. I really wished they consulted some of us real fans, because judging by some lines, they certainly need help properly understanding Mr. Sapkowski's work.
gimme dat young geralt pls
>>137062959
Geraldo of Riviera
>>137060079
what the fuck did they do to her eyes ? Ppl thought that was a good idea ? And i thought poles were based when it comes to women's design.
>>137063336
They despise filthy redheads. I mean look at Yen?
>>137063336
They are. It's just the final version of Triss.
>>137063591
>They despise filthy redheads.
Shani looks cute. And Cerys. And the random ginger NPC.
>>137062959
I'll take younger Geralt!
>stop browsing /wtc/
>come back after a month in preperation for B&W
>trissfag STILL posting
What the fuck
>>137065170
the ride never ends
Triss has a gentle soul and kind heart.
>>137060131
You sound surprised
Only Trissfags work on my cotton fields.
>>137042220
Triss is Philippa's foot slave tbqh
>>137068796
If she must be anyone's foot slave, I'm glad it's Philippa.
>>137068796
>Philippa will never use you as a footstool
just post jdimsas already
I think Trissfags should be separated from healthy population, it's dangerous having them run amok and spreading their cancer. I worry for my safety and the safety of my fellow Yen fans. I heard a story about a guy who accidentally asked a Trissfag about TW world...he died from brain cancer 5 days later.
>>137071270
That is harsh.
Thanks for the PSA! We'll have to establish quarantine zones right away.
>>137071579
I fear it might be too late, they have already contaminated millions of people, TW3 sold around 10 million copies and I'm afraid we're talking about 2+ million Trissfags that are running loose. Best way would be to lure them in one place and then activate a tactical nuclear weapon.
Yes Triss, my Geralt belongs to you.
>>137063728
>>137064130
>>137064690
Putrid hair color. How could anyone stand to look at this foul creature?
>>137073505
>How could anyone stand to look at this foul creature?
They lost their souls many moons ago and are in need of careful breeding.
I want Eredin in my asshole.
Have you eaten out your lovers bleeding pussy today?
Triss is very dear to me.
My Geralt will always save Triss.
not gonna lie here but I honestly don't get the hype up on triss
TW2>TW3=TW1
>>137081287
She is shit, be a Yen fan instead, that's what true fans pick anyway. Triss is a choice for retards.
Ciri is shit and if you think otherwise you should kill yourself.
I'm going to play Marco Polo with Phillipa and lead her into my penis!
Who /Hjarlmar/ here? Fuck Cerys lmao
>>137085801
>implying she wouldn't chop it off
So if I were to just skip Hjarlmar and his crew and just killed the troll, would I have caused them to die?
I guess it's time.
Dream of eugenics.
FOR NOVIGRAD
Just started the witcher 2, and glad to see that it is like the witcher 3( or they other way around). Am I gonna love TW2 if I'm in love with TW3?
>>137093775
witcher 2 is a little clunky compared to 3 but still a very good game. if you like 3, 2 will be good to you
>>137094623
Ayy now I'm excited. Only thing I dislike so far is how the signs look when you cast them, and hoping that the controls don't mess me up when I go back to the witcher 3
>>137095205
controls are similar, but its been a while since I played 2, one thing that might throw you off is how parrying and riposte work, parrying requires you to stand still and doesn't completely block all damage and riposting is a skill in the sword skill tree
>>137054710
>Philippa would absolutely make it work
Too ambitious, if Lodge find the ring they will start killing each other and willn't notice rumors about strange riders searching something in the northern kingdoms.
EVER HEAR OF DOIN' IT WITCHER AND STHRIGA STYLE?
NO, WOT'S DAT?
HE FAILS TO GET IT UP, DOWNS A FLASK, FALLS ASLEEP AND SHE WAKES UP A VIRGIN IN THE MORNING!
EEEHHHEEE-HOHOOHUEHUEHUEHAHAHAHOHHIHI
Lambert is the King of the Wild Hunt
The old man is the killer
Geralt gets captured by Nilfgaard and hanged
The owl is one of Radovid's spies
Uma is Vesemir's dad
Eredin is just a figment of Geralt's imagination and sorrow
Emhyr gets turned back into a hedgehog so Nilfgaard gets a new emperor that calls down a meteor shower on the Northern Kingdoms
Eskel seduces Ciri
>>137049623
Oh yeah, the Nibbles mystery, I'd really like to know what that is about.
Also, old news, but - everyone does realise you can go hunt for cats with the postaquisitor, right?
I ran around with it for a bit wondering if it would lead me to Saskia, too, but she was nowhere to be found :(
Make it happen, CDPR!
>>137100113
Well, if the one ring makes it to the Witcherverse, that doesn't make the other rings canon right away, does it? (genuinely asking).
Also, if Phil has the One ring, she won't have a lot of use for the lodge anymore, so she'll probably employ a "join me or join your ancestors" sort of policy.
Only potential opponent might be some elven mages, but they do sort of have their own problems.
>>137058235
>mfw waterhag Ciri
>dilated pupils signify interest, disgust and arousal.
I get you.
>>137109421
>Well, if the one ring makes it to the Witcherverse, that doesn't make the other rings canon right away, does it? (genuinely asking).
Dunno, depends of crossover conception, if only Ring appears in Witcherverse than yes, but if somehow not only Ring, but Mordor, Harad and Rhun magically appears on the East, than I think ringwraiths will appears too.
>Also, if Phil has the One ring, she won't have a lot of use for the lodge anymore, so she'll probably employ a "join me or join your ancestors" sort of policy.
Agree, but that's why I say not Philippa but the whole Lodge, it will be really interesting to see what they will do with Ring and how soon starts fight for it.
>>137060079
What am I looking at here?
>>137109986
>Agree, but that's why I say not Philippa but the whole Lodge, it will be really interesting to see what they will do with Ring and how soon starts fight for it.
Ah yes, the lodge would be shattered, that's for sure. Although by the time TW3 comes around, it's pretty much a non-entity anyway.
The rings of power were sort of confirmed in TW2 (it was a bit of a heavy handed joke, of course). I do think Philippa would be one of the people looking for it feverishly, though, if it was supposedly somewhere within her reach.
Some anon posted once that Caranthir carries a "silmaril" in his staff - utter bullshit, of course, yet the thought amused me to no end.
So, who'd have the elven rings, if that were some sort of semi-canon somehow? Enid would obviously have Nenya, but the other two?
>>137095973
Parrying and riposting cost stamina, too, which is why you're better off just using quen or dodging if you're into using signs a lot.
Using quen and dodging is generally a good strategy no matter what you do, actually.
I remember rolling around like some sort of demented circus clown in thefirst Letho fight.
Doing that does make the fight pretty easy, though.
>>137092039
What troll are you talking about? You mean the ice giant?
Also, I don't think there's any way to get Hjalmar killed.
>>137110552
>Although by the time TW3 comes around, it's pretty much a non-entity anyway.
Yep, then may be set this crossover as pre-TW3.
>I do think Philippa would be one of the people looking for it feverishly, though, if it was supposedly somewhere within her reach.
Agree, but I think Ring can attract others and not only Lodge (hmmm... looks likes I'ev already found idea for prologue-episode).
>So, who'd have the elven rings, if that were some sort of semi-canon somehow? Enid would obviously have Nenya, but the other two?
Dunno, honestly, because I cannot say how elven rings will works in hands Witcherverse elves, they could easily lost their sacredness and bacimes useless or could reject their new masters, like silmarills refect sons of Feanor in the end.
>>137072275
I propose biological warfare. It's the way of the future.
There must be some gene that is mixed up to make them susceptible to the charms of inferior disgusting redheads. One could use that to identify even potential, as of yet unidentified Trissfags. Wipe them all out preemptively, with one simple stroke.
>>137111198
>Agree, but I think Ring can attract others and not only Lodge (hmmm... looks likes I'ev already found idea for prologue-episode).
Let's fire up the old rpg-maker right away! It was a buck fifty on humble once, kind of regret now I didn't grab it.
>Dunno, honestly, because I cannot say how elven rings will works in hands Witcherverse elves, they could easily lost their sacredness and bacimes useless or could reject their new masters, like silmarills refect sons of Feanor in the end.
I thought with the silmarils it was mostly because the sons of Feanor had become so vile themselves? But yeah, one could argue this to be true in the Witcherverse as well. They should still retain their powers though, if the one ring is still around to bind them etc. They don't have to be assigned to elves, either (refer Gandalf supposedly carrying Narya for a while).
Oh yeah, I'm going to give Narya to Saskia, with her being who she is (not spoilering since TW2 fag might be around still), it is practically pottery :)
So, Vilya...mhm... maybe Eithne, because of the healing? And maintaining a vestibule of power within a realm torn asunder by struggle...
>>137111493
Biological warfare seems reasonable, all carriers of the gene must be eliminated, even a potential Trissfag presents a danger, they could turn in at any time. Developing a powerful toxin that targets all Triss gene carriers is the best solution, this menace must be nipped from the bud.
