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>There's a Russian SS13 VN
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7HS5nkKBMtuVmxnQ05vZFAxdTA/view?pref=2&pli=1
>This is a thing that exists
>Some anon may even translate it for funzies.
>In short, AA2 gets surpassed by a much superior VN.
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
Aliens are cute!
i want to fuck a xeno!
>>137001845
I want to fuck in xenobio!
>>13700201712:30 next shift
>Double agent
>Got some big plans for station FUN
>Hate offing my targets too early
>Like letting them antagonize a little too
>Even tell my target lets wait and duel it out in the end
>Chloraled four minutes later
>Other agent just goes back to doing his job
>Extended for two more hours
I don't understand people. Don't think I ever will. I need to stop showing mercy.
Gravity well guns are neato.
Let's save Private Thred
>fixed long distance tabling
The end of an era
Back to disarm spam
>>137002086
>tfw I have to go make slave wage after this round.
I would risk the erp ban if I could, xenobio just gets a bit lonely after a while. I like to get borers and pAIs to play mundane games like chess or ss13 20 questions to keep them around until I can get things together in there.
[05:09:21]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Henry Jones Jr.) modified space carp's icon to squid.dmi
[05:09:26]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Henry Jones Jr.) modified space carp's icon_living to squid
[05:09:30]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Henry Jones Jr.) modified space carp's icon_state to squid
[05:09:37]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Henry Jones Jr.) modified space carp's icon_dead to squid_dead
[05:09:50]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Henry Jones Jr.) modified space carp's bounds to 128,128
[05:09:59]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Henry Jones Jr.) stuffed dragonbro into space carp.
[05:10:54]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Deaf squid) modified Deaf squid's desc to That's a lot of kalamari
[05:11:02]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Deaf squid) modified Deaf squid's maxHealth to 1250
[05:11:05]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Deaf squid) modified Deaf squid's health to 1250
[05:13:28]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Deaf squid) modified Deaf squid's attacktext to smashes
>>137000974
>AA2 got surpassed
That's good news. Real good news.
Now I can finally play real video games again.
I've got Hindunuffin Gandhi-Shaka Unholy Alliance I have to tear apart, much like Sawbones and Blackburn did to everyone.
>>137002589
So ?
>>137002869
I just think its fun to find this kind of shit the admins play with when they're bod.
>walk into medbay
>guy starts having a seizure on top of a body
Honestly the jokes make themselves.
>>137004664
On the topic of admin logs
>When someone finds we were talking shit in msay about some dumb shit and they try and make us uncomfortable by bringing it up in the thread
>Like we don't full well know people are going to read these logs at some point and say it anyway
And by they I of course mean termedclepe whos the only guy here vindictive but immature enough to think we can be made uncomfortable after a long day of being a janitor for an autistic ss13 server.
>>137006712
People have this idea that admins are somehow meant to be infallible. While they should indeed make sure to remain fair, they're still players. We're all "normal" people playing a game for and by autists.
>>137006712
I just wanted to say dragonbros buses are cute. Don't bully me.
>>137007171
I'll bully the shit out of you just you wait.
>>137007107
Yeah that's pretty much what I"m thinking here. Especially the second bit about admins being players.
There's this mystique that admins are either all incompetent, or all extremely competent, or out to get you or lazy and not doing shit. But most of all, that we're highly qualified individuals who, were we not making sure the server is up and no one is welder bombing the toilets, would be leading fortune 500 companies right now.
Tayachiya a fucking CUTE
>>137006712
>having admin conversations shown in the public logs
Stupid as shit and drama bait. There is no reason for the players to see what is going on in asay. Definitely log it, but make them accessible to admins only. This isn't about transparency, it's about admin chat being there for admins to use how they see fit, not for players to trawl through as an excuse for starting drama.Though maybe i'm just used to logs being admin-only.
>>137007171
dragonbros buses are shit
>>137008067
You're shit.
>>137008193
All his buses end with weedy destroying something vital
So whats up with this Russian VN thing?
>>137008394
its ded
>>137008260
How else can an extended round end? Auto traitor just doesnt do it all of the time.
>>137008394
It's a short as fuck RPG Maker game.
It made me see how easy it would be to adapt the graphics though, spessmen are just static sprites so if anyone's creative, pirate rpg maker, get a graphic editor of your choice and start fucking around. It ain't hard aside from making shit actually fun and balancing numbers.
Bippity bamp bampu
Why am I seeing so many blue haired freaks recently
What's turning their hair blue
Do they have some sort of disease
had my first game of ss13 yesterday night.
Joined as cargo tech, wondered around, then notice the "Hotkey button". I thought "Sweet, bet I don't need to have to use the arrow keys with this on"
I wondered around a bit then everything started going dark. I asked why after trying to figure out how to get the chat box going again, and the only response was "YOU'RE DYING!" miliseconds before I passed out on the ground.
Ends up I clicked E and put the plastic bag over my head. Didn't notice it because the little back pack icon starts toggled and I couldn't find my inventory.
>>137010473
its because players who play females that have blue hair got popular
now all the attention whores are grasping to try to become relevant as well
>>137010601
>Ends up I clicked E and put the plastic bag over my head.
That's a good one, kid. Tops beating yourself to death with a box of raisins trying to eat.
Most people fuck up like that on their first round because SS13's initial learning curve is steep as fuck. Don't sweat it.
>>137010473
Because I was trying to think of a good name and I was annoying my friend my calling Vocaloid the one with Hatsoona Mike and I was only gonna use it once so I gave myself the hair and it just became easier to pick declare ready than to think of another name.
>>137010601
>Ends up I clicked E and put the plastic bag over my head.
Oh fucking god my sides
>>137010741
I thought it was the green hair that was popular
I can't even remember any blue haired people being of any significance
>>137010473
Because they have shit taste and don't know the true master race hair color.Purple.
>>137011126
Th-thanks.To be fair, I couldn't deal with all the CHARACTER A SHIT or I WANT TO RAIL RAIL all the time. I'll just do my job and try and make it fun for someone else.
>>137011126
I can say that this is not true for this simple test.
I used green hair, waifus and husbandos didnt flock to me, thus waifus and husbandos dont like green hair. Simple experiment.
>>137011604
its probably because one of the biggest contenders in pathetic waifu shenanigans got knocked off his pedestal recently and now has no reason to play this game anymore
most regular players dont see this game as a secondlife dating simulation unlike shiggy and pals so hopefully the age of waifuism is over for now
>>137011828
>got knocked off his pedestal
Read: Got told "I'll fucking ban you next time"
>>137010601
Early days story time?
>Few days in after learning the interface
>Select an engineering role
>Watch and follow some others as they set up a thermal engine
>New round
>Use some screen shots to set up the thermal engine
>Nothing happens
>Make sure everything was wrenched down
>Still nothing
>Open an O2 interface
>See "release valve" toggle
>open it
>Think that this must of been what was wrong
>Go to a plasma tank
>Open valve
>PurpleSnowflakes.dm
>Bwoink
>Tell above as context
>Get a week job ban from all engineering roles
>>137011828
>tfw you wanted to become a waifu
Why life
>>137012262
>first round of ss13
>join game
>as I'm getting used to the interface and controls, I see two people talking
>want to be WACKY
>decide to jump into space via the airlock and see what people say about me
>everyone ignores it
>>137012331
take the old route of becoming incredibly skilled at an area of the game, you lazy bum
>>137013237
>tfw incredibly skilled in one area of the game
>still not a waifu
Send help
>>137002589
Sorry if the squid caused much trouble, I thought I'd have more time, but had to go about 2 minutes after the attacktext was changed, so just left it in case somebody fancied taking on a giant squid
>>137008260
>>137008067
SacredAtom please, you're the only one that remembers these sorts of buses because you ARE weedy
And most of the time said 'shit buses' are you asking for shit via goonecode, which is why it's mostly worthless now.
>>137013594
not skilled enough
keep practicing or up your difficulty level
>>137007951
Thats a weird way to spell Rail
>>137008010
Having the logs public gives incontrovertible proof that there is no grand conspiracy against certain players and that they really are just faggots.
Which has been useful in a number of cases since the worst shitters have the biggest paranoia complexes.
>>137010741
>>137011126
>>137011604
Green and Blue hair are too anime for the playerbase.
If you want to quickly gain the ire of your fellow spessman, anime hair color + Nia hairstyle will do the trick. It used to be the guaranteed waifubait combo before lewd birds arrived.
If you want people to flock to you, I've found that spessmen love Blonde Hair Blue Eyes WhiteDragons-er, Aryans.
Don't even need the German/Nazi gimmick, the simple setup of white skin + yellow hair (light or dark blonde, doesn't matter. White works, too.) + blue eyes will do the trick.
In the distant future, it's hard finding Master Race to chase in spess.
>>137015079
Nah, both are cute I'm sure but I remember a comfy round with Taua where we got ahit DONE.
>>137016905
shit done*
>>137011604
I already got all the waifus I needed though :^)
>>137017295
meant for >>137011828
>>137002589
>Multitile mobs
Alright OK this is probably not a great idea
Multitile adjacency checks work now, but the mob AI doesn't account for being multiple tiles in size and may throw a hissy fit in certain circumstances
At the very least it will probably make like a labrador and try to go through doors its fat ass (or stick, in the labrador's case) can't fit through
>tfw no qt vox gf to research xenobiology with, in the lab
>>137019685
I'm sure taya will research "xenobiology" with you
>>137011828
I love how I can tell somebody is Kiwiposting because they're typing all haughty, dissing anybody that might be waifus/husbandos, and using the word "pathetic" every other post. Either tone it down some, mature a little, or crack out that thesaurus, because your posts are getting dull.
You think our waifus are bad? You should take a little safari of self discovery and go visit TG, Vore, or Hippie for a new perspective on matters. You know, a visit to places in spess where the Metaclub is indeed real, and centered around ERP and appeasing the accursed waifus and husbandos you seemingly hate so much.
You've already reached the nadir of shitposting by taking potshots from the safety of the general while enjoying your permaban. It will just make you look betterread: worseif you even bother to appeal.
I just don't give a fuck anymore, bitch. I can't stop you, but maybe there's some common sense left in that Nekotoxin and slimegirl corrupted brain of yours that will make you realize how stupid you sound calling people pathetic on the internet, on 4chan of all places to call somebody pathetic, and shut the fuck up already.
I just want to help you save face, because it just keeps getting uglier and uglier.
>>137012262
I did the same thing, "What happened"?
"I messed up"
"Allrighty"
And thats it.
>>137019957i want a pure vox waifu, sorry
>>137019685
Strange now that you mention this, I have yet to see a vox working science frequently. Generally its greys and humans, slime people too after xenobio does it's thing. But more over, xenobio doesnt get many people working together in it, I always am willing to teach a new person how to, but it does slow things because of typing the steps.
>>137019685
Vox a shit, give me a sexy xeno or grey any day
>>137020493
>sexy Grey.
What? Are there even any female greys? Seriously.
![5DimDy6p[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v9fS2Ml.jpg "5DimDy6p[1].jpg")
>>137020000
holy shit those fucking QUADS
>>137020597
There's like, one science one sometimes but that's it.
>>137020000
>>137020597
Don't be silly, greys are agendered
>>137020105
Oh, sorry, nevermind then.
Definitely have to find a different one.
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>>137020000
IP range all kiwis when?
Also, checked
>>137020843
But is she sexy?
The fuck you mean Taya ain't pure
>>137020000
Not the anon you replied to, but the second to last paragraph is contradicting your reason of making your post. Writing in this way is unadvised for complaining, it shows a regret to making the post and is almost a way of saying you are not willing to support your own post. And for your first paragraph saying to check up on writing skills, it makes this post worth even less.
>>137020000
>>137021219
All greys have an hourglass figureEven the dudes
So yes
>>137020429
>Go to the asteroid as a miner
>See this Scientist Vox
>Retarded bird got trapped in a force field artifact surrounded by Goliaths wrapping them up in tentacles from all sides
>Turn around and walk away
There's a reason why Vox don't do science.
They are awful at any job they do.
>>137020843
Who, Ally Yun? She's alright I suppose.
>>137021219
I walked in on her in telesci once and she had a surgery table set up and she said she wanted to anal probe the mime, Hyun. Don't think she succeeded because I found her brain dead a few minutes later but the idea alone was pretty lewd.
>>137022002
>trapped in a force field artifact surrounded by Goliaths wrapping them up in tentacles from all sideshot
>>137020000
How about we just no have this stupid fucking circlejerking of staticnamers? How about not turning rounds to shit because you want to throw tildes at each other and get senpai to notice you? It's great because every time one of you faggots says "we're just having fun, why do you have a problem with us having fun with muh waifu :^)" I can tell you've been here less than a year because you think this game is tantamount to a dating sim, and has always been this way. You say TG is bad, but this server has become /tg/2 of a few years back. It's sad that you won't know what I'm talking about but such is life I guess.
>>137023416
icky...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLmfQSR3EI0
>tfw no qt pineapple head vox gf to speak pidgin to in Galactic Common, but they speak with proper grammar in Vox Pidgin
>>137022039
>using telesci and surgery to cavity implant gps into people's groins.
Why didn't I think of that.
>want to become a spess waifu so i have my own metagaming orbiters to fuck with
>not good at any of the typical spess waifu jobs
fugggg
>>137022002
I was there that round. That vox was literally the only one alive after a fluke deathsquad managed to kill everyone on station and themselves. There were nobody but ghosts watching him.
>>137026921
GITGUD
>>137023416
>>137026921
>Want to be relevant without being a husbando.
>Don't static-name.
Did I set myself up for failure?
>>137027772
Yes. You can't be recognized without a name to link your actions too. That's attention whores 101
Jeez
>>137027908
Unless you have a very distinct play style like our very own honest abe
>>137023416
Jesus fuck how can they even take themselves seriously anymore?
>>137026921
>just want a static name because I don't like the random ones
>chance of someone waifuposting you
thank god it didn't happen yet
>>137027908
Is it possible to use static names and be relevant without being an attention whore?
>>137027103
>You will never be the only survivor of a nuclear blast because everyone forgot you existed as you were busy being tentacle raped by angry monstrous beasts in the middle of nowhere
why live
>>137028145
Yes. Darsay that's what the majority of static names are.
The only ones that get attention are the ones that do exceptional jobs for a long period of time to gather a lot of respect.
Or people that make themselves into memes
>>137028351
He bledout from the damage after spacing himself.
Everyone died anyways
You know what we should port from goon? Their svedish/drunk filters are leagues above ours
>>137028018
I can smell his cryomix from a mile away.
Abe can't hide. Not as the Flash Disposals CMOcurity Man, not as Cancerborg, not as a Bag of Sand.
Staticnames don't mean anything if everyone still plays the same, even during the obligatory metagaming check randomized everything rounds.
>>137020000
nice post
>>137029048
make your own
>join server
>starman starts playing
>>137029048
We need Goon spacepods so we can have Asians on station that aren't holier-than-thou cunts.
Azns that just want to rice out their pimped out spacepods with neon lights, N2O boosters, vinyl seats, and drifting in spess blasting Eurobeats like it's Initial D.
Alert Singularity Containment is . . . . Nominal Woop Woop
>>137031598
Buzwarn Warning Singularity containment is . . . . . . . Nominal doop
>>137031598
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND
Warning Singularity is . . Voxtest3
I am sorry. I'll do better next time, I promise!
remove termed
>>137032421
termed dindu nuffin
y'all niggas just mad
>>137032737
fuck off clepe
>>137029048
I like their genetics as well.
>>137029048
Speech filters are one of a pretty small list of things that would be quite easy to port, so that's very possible
Make s feature request
Daybanned.
>>137032737
>>137032883
Before you all start memeing, I did in fact fuck up just now and got a day ban. I fully agree with it since it was error on my side, killed peeps after I thought deconversion didn't work. This is my only and last post on the subject here.
>>137034354
Fighter of the Nightbanned.
>mfw I push and steal the bombbag from a bomb cuck.
>>137034474
CHAMPION OF THE SERB
>HE ONLY GOT A 1 DAY BAN BECAUSE HE SAID "YEA I KILLED EM BAN ME"
I joined urist, but it was empty
what now?
>>137034540
HE'S A MASTER OF MEMEING
Like 3 people went braindead after getting culted, that's some quality shit there
>>137034703
AND GRIFFING
FOR EVERYONE
Termed didn't even try to deconvert me that round and just straight up murdered me. Good job on the day ban, what is this shit.
>>137035163
That's avalidtactic when the chaplain is missing or braindead as he was
>>137035163
Were you the librarian?
>>137034710
But IT'S A GOOD MODE
I LIKE IT
IT'S A GOOD MODE
>>137035691
Cult is like rev if rev was edgier and kicked in 30-60 minutes after roundstart instead of 2.
>>137029048
Can we get their salary system and NPCs to buy things from?
>>137036142
Rev requires no effort though
at least with cult you have to deal with stunning people in discretion, distributing books, learning words, creating a hideout
with rev its just flash as many people as possible and rush that shit before they realize what happened
What is the most difficult game mode, and why is itExtended?
>>137036142
There's something about Lovecraft that just strips the dignity out of things.I'm glad the steampunk cult never got implemented.
>>137036142
And rev is like cult, if you stripped away all the mechanics and the rounds lasted 5 minutes.
>>137036432
>light off two blood gernadez
>play coy with the one security guard
>kill the guy
>sewing circle with six manifested ghosts
>spam runes and murderbone
so rough so tough out here bb
>>137037264
you can literally trivialize every single gamemode that way you dumb fuck
>>137036660
The whole "instant deep/edge, just add Cthulhu" thing people always abuse?
Yeah, it's annoying.
>>137037264
>xD theres never any sec so cult is teh ez shitty game mode!!!!
>when theres almost never sec on any round type
>>137037264
>spread blood objective is like 100-200 tiles
>sec goes 3rd reich if cult is discovered
>fumble around for 90 minutes as no one cooperates
>sewing circle with 6 people pushing each other out of the circle
the real challenge of cult is the cultists
>>137022002
I remember this round. Jak was playing a Vox since Celt's hypothermia updates broke xenoarch suits for humans. He wasn't completely trapped in there, by the way; he was dragging the artifact, and it moved whenever he rounded a corner of the forcefield with it. Eventually he escaped.
>>137000974
>During cult, started killing people with the caps laser and the spur after they seemingly failed to deconvert (Cuffed in the brig with a drip of holy water). Just so happens 3 of the 5 people that he had head hunted had deconverted, and the deconversion text was either overlooked or did not print to chat. Seems like a genuine misunderstanding, but could have been approached in a better manner than murder. Agreement with other admins and the offender say ban.
Why does this fag get off so easy with this kind of shit? He's been doing this shit constantly for MONTHS. Deserves at least a 3 day for killing non-antags and being a murderboney fuck.
>>137037776
The game mode is literally balanced around there being at least a couple validweenies and a chappy. There's usually no stopping a cult otherwise. If you're literally getting busted by one assblasted guy every time I don't know what to tell you.
>>137037905
That's why I disable it. Fuck that mode.
>>137029790but he taught me to medbay back when medbay meant playing Cyrridven's Hands, and I still use his cryomix exactly
>>137039121
whats his mixIs it shit
>>137039613
His mix is apt for speedcloning. Tha shouldn't mean much, but it sadly does.
>>137038826
Everyone in dead chat saw the people getting deconverted
but oh no it must have been some sort of bug there's no way he killed those people knowing they were deconverted
>>137040082
Read the admin logs for that time.after scrollinh up, he says something like "oh there it is" and "shit I fucked up there"
I can try to put it all together if you wanna wait that long.
>>137040373
whooops, I sure missed em :3
I guess it's okay to be a shit if you admit to it afterwards
>>137038826
hmmmmmmmmmm
its almost like going along easily and owning up right away makes people willing to go a bit easier on you, instead of screaming in every possible chat about how you dindu nuffin and how you'll get them deadmin'd
>>137041489
About fucking time he did then, doesn't excuse his prior history of being a massive shit-eating faggot, however.
>>137040582
That's not what I said.
http://pastebin.com/1vqrDtpg
>>137000974
Clepe really shouldn't be let near any head of staff roles. Guy is a powertripping retard.
>reading through old bans
>see a couple about people suiciding with water/potass and logging out after leaving a breach
>realize i didn't know water/potass pills could actually breach
>remember the one time i tried suiciding with water/potass on a 5 hour round but only barely had enough of each to kill me
I guess I dodged a fucking bullet back then.
I want code something for /vg/, but I don't play there. You people need it though.
>>137044782
>You people need it
Oh boy, what is it?
>>137044782
Shot in the dark here, but is it fixed vent crawl?
>>137045008
Just was going to add a commune button to the arcane tome and remove the communication rune. Was also going to remove making runes with words. That doesn't mean that you don't discover the words, it's just when drawing a rune you choose from what available words you have set. So if you have only join blood and self written down, you'll see a convert rune being available. If the words are wrong, you can still draw the rune, just nothing happens.
>>137044041
Suiciding with Water/Potass might've been just mixing it. Also, the problem was leaving afterwards so the admin can't ask what happened.
>>137045314
If you do code this I will love you for it
>observe round
>get pulled into xenos
>miss the first wave
>get in by myself in a room in maint
>the first larva got spotted the instant its born
>borgs killing the face hugged monkeys before saying anything to anyone
>shuttle called
>by the time my xeno hatches, and finishes growing every other xeno is dead, and the shuttle is well past the point of being recalled
>>137045314
How would you research words without being able to write runes manually?
>"That engineer who locked himself in a pod for greentext is a pussy"
Look famalam, the objective was to survive, do you think I'd risk death to Xenos? Fuck that.
>>137046447
From what I read, TGstation's cult uses sacrifices to learn words, and that popping a human soulstones them.
>>137046447
Draw the rune, see if it works. It's the same principle. All words start at null and can be cleared. If you have the runes set to something (regardless of how accurate the words are) and those words are used to make words, your draw rune option automatically adds those tho the list of possible runes to make.
>chaplain
>wizard flies into my office, demands nun robes
>I don't want to get killed so I oblige
>fucking wizards
>try to disarm her so I can null rod her to death
>she mimes me and jaunts away
>mfw
>half an hour later, somebody in medbay shot themselves with a laser gun
>decide to take it, just in case
>meet wizard again
>I stand silently as she apologizes
>shrug
>pull laser gun
>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>spit on her corpse
>the voice of god will be silent no longer
Fucking wizards
>>137046695
You can do the same here, but it's a fucking awful mechanic
>>137046769
Joey why, I thought we were friends
>>137046447
You're really not getting this.
All words start off blank. You can set geeri to join, or geeri to blood, or geeri to technology, etc.
If you have the appropriate words set, that is if you have in your words menu, join, blood, and self set to ANYTHING, you can now draw a convert rune.
Now, it doesn't mean the rune will work, and if it doesn't you can just try again.
All it does is that you don't have to memorize all the combinations, and only have to navigate one menu to make a rune. That's it.
>Engineer with objective to survive
>MoMMIs immediately fix the SME meaning I got jack shit to do
>Set up AME and wire some solars while waiting for shit to blow up
>Space squids are seen outside the station
>While trying to get close to them I rupture a lung
>Mute doctor performs surgery and fixes me up
>He opens a portal and steps away
>I follow through because why not
>I end up in space
>"Oh what the fuck"
>Drift around until I land on an asteroid of sorts
>Hack my way through a few resin walls
>Xenomorphs
>Nope
>Prays to Singoloth and he sends me back to the station
>During my time in space I ruptured my lungs again
>Get surgery again
>Shuttle call
>Wall myself into a pod for good measure
With so many antags I am surprised I actually never ran into one.
>>137047024
Here if you sac a fellow they just gib, no soulstone to be had.
>>137047342
You're also not guarenteed to learn a new word
>Be top malla, QM
>you are the syndicate
>Guns spawn in
>gently remind cargo that we don't shoot one another
>mass order guns and all kinds of shit
>greytide into the teleporter room, set it to arrivals
>quickly get into the caps office
>Ai sees the motion alarm, pops up with a hologram
>"I'm securing it, lots of people would do bad with this."
>they wordlessly leave and I assume i didnt get set to arrest
>teleport away
>channel my inner madman thinking of what to do
>cant bring myself to murderbone
>Buy an agent ID, copy all access to it
>get a helpful engineer >girl to fix up the ghetto surgery door
>put a corpse on the table
>implant the all access ID named into the corpse
>Go to science, the people are bros and let me make a bomb
>Ask who wants to play a game for all access
>the clown does
>tell him the shin dig, and have him gas himself with anesthetic
>drag him to ghetto surgery
>activate the bomb's timer
>five minutes
>pull off clown's gas
>A FUCKING MOMMI COMES IN AND TRIES TO STEAL THE CORPSE WHILE THERES A LIVE BOMB
>it saxes into medbay
>shoot the fuck out of it with my justin case ace attorney egun and drag the corpse away in front of like 6 people
>no one gives a shit
>get back just in time for the clown to wake up
>slam the body on the table and leave
>he gets the id out of the body in time
>but didnt disarm the bomb
>honk
>BETA sees this
>clown calls the shuttle trying to order pizza
>later the bomb goes off
>beta tries to arrest me
>hashtag free top malla
>sax past their bolted door memes and blow them to high hell with RnD
> escape on a pod since beepsky was kind enough to tell me i was set to arrest
>>137011191
>purple
italus/freak pls fuck off ok
>>137048079
im done waifuposting faggot
>>137047275
>setting up the AME while there's an SME
avoid setting up the AME if people build the SME
there's a few retarded people on this server that manage to make an AME blow up (I know, it's sad)
don't give them the chance to fuck it up and in turn possibly break the cooling for the SME causing a delamination, because no, you're not gonna be in time to space that flaming hot shard
>>137034365
lel sure, keep anonposting about how it's unfair for him to be banned
>>137048402
Noted, I wont do it again.
>>137034617
usually folks on around 7-10 PM EST. try then.
>>137048592
Thanks friend
>>137048137
why do you only ever post that and the spider family picture shitalus
are those your only worthwhile achievements in this game
>>137048859
i have some but those are the first that come to mind
heres a rare pre-degeneracy italus, first month of playing
>>137049089
>paradise
Nope, sorry senpai, still degenerate
>>137049089
So why are you done with waofufaggotry anyway?
>>137049089
>slime person
that still seems pretty degenerate shitalus
>>137047104
You're a huge faggot, that's why.
>>137049549
>>137049682
i haven't played on any servers besides /vg/, vore, and CM
>>137049610
because its three times the shitposting with zero times the action
shiggy boogeymen
banned for lewd pda messages
everyone trying too hard to be the next snowflake of the month, ex trinity purple hair sec officer flake, sabrina the so randumb engineer/roboticist, and so on. Even termed played a >girl when he got banned
back in the day of DAMEIN DEBRIS, me and him kidnapped a bartender, tied her up naked in telecomms andread damien's latest work aloud
Our punishment for things like that? Sexual Harassment Bear, and public lynching
not limp wristed "admins please ban" shit
its lost all its charm, all its excitement when you get lynched or mauled.
no more husbandos
only fun
To make a One-Tank Bomb: Empty a tank, fill with 860kPa of 108c Plasma, place in canister of roomtemp oxygen, set pressure valve to 945kPa and open. Apply welder and igniter assembly.
To make the best tank possible for a pneumatic cannon: 830kPa of 108c Plasma, 1013kPa of roomtemp oxygen
To find out the wires even with 10GW wired to grid: Just place any battery in the ghetto bar APC, then do your hacking inside the ghetto bar. This works because it's not wired to grid. If the ghetto bar is unavailable then use an IED to break the cable leading to any APC you want. If you don't have an IED, then use two remote signalers: connect one to a random wire, pulse it using the other signaler, THROW AN ITEM AT THE DOOR TO SEE IF IT WAS THE SHOCK WIRE (IF IT WAS THEN LEAVE THE DOOR ALONE FOR A MINUTE), repeat
To powergame as hard as possible as chemist: Make your mix that you want 1000u of (I used 80u DD, 2u synaptizine), put it in the Paramed's cryotube, get 100% naked and jump in it then eject yourself. You now have 1000u of that mix in your bloodstream.
To powergame as hard as possible as chemist round 2: Make a voice activated flash powder grenade, set the codeword to ZF or any two letters that are unlikely to be said over the radio. This is so that you can set it off even when tazed, just say ZFZFZFZFZFZFZF and one of them will go through un-stuttered. Keep it in your backpack, do the same for a space lube foam grenade because flash protection is too common.
To make ez rezadone: Hack the nanomeds to get trail mix, analyze the pills until you find zombie powder, electrolyze it.
To make a ghettolathe: Get a soldering tool and acid. Use on a sheet of non-reinforced glass to get an autolathe circuitboard. Find the photocopier in maint and disassemble it (or build a machine frame and get a console screen from the microwave in ghettobar/cargo), get the parts for the autolathe by disassembling the spacepod fabricator (then print new ones and repair it you shit).
Dear the user calling himself "ShiggyPiggy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbad22CKlB4
t. Your ex-fiance
>>137050407
Shitter Juice is what?
>>137050171
I gotta say, Eldzen, I couldn't have put it better myself.
Waifus have changed.
>>137050813
I love your meme, my man.
>>137051105
>waifus have changed
Shiggy, just stop. Stop saying you're tired of the waifu meme. Just two days ago, you were trying to get into three waifus pants at the same time.
You're not sane, stop pretending you are. Go back to toeing the line and getting yourself permad.
>>137050982
Chloral.
>>137050171
Aye, as much as I have a distate for that shit, you bring up good points abour people getting hairtriggers about that
I blame new zealand
>>137038475
My favorite part of Xenoarch is getting those artifacts at just the right moment and figuring out a creative use for it. Like in that picture.
>Artifact was broken, with no primary
>Both secondaries were luckily quickly found and beneficial, shield and healing on touch
>Gee, artifact! Why does RNG let you have TWO secondaries?
>Quick decision: Shield, or Heal?
>Chose Shield
>Plan was to use that shield to protect me long enough for the Goliaths to chase me to the edge of the asteroid and slip into space as I didn't have weapons
>Had to ensure the shield was on by bumping into it it 4-5 times with gloves off to activate and move the shield, because it was a secondary and it takes a few tries
>Got healed a lot, too.
>Healing artifacts also give you nutrition, so in a normal situation, I'd have grown fat by rubbing my body on the artifact to activate the shield
>Luckily, I was a Vox, so I couldn't get fat from the artifact, and be too slow
>Quickly put on my gloves again before the Goliaths could get in the shield or trip me
>Spent time pushing the artifact within the small shield's square without letting the Goliaths in, timing my shield moves with their moves and the tentacle trips
>Plan worked, but the nuke went off
I love those moments. It felt like a whole different game.
>>137051323
See, buddy, that's the problem right there.
I wasn't trying to get into their pants, it was something called conversation.
Shiggy is a broken man, a man on the edge. He realized his life has come crumbling down around him, now he only works enough to pay the bills and afford enough food to survive. His room is bare apart from a mattress and a laptop with byond installed on it. These days he drinks hard, harder than a man should, and fills his time awake with girl after girl after girl on the server, none of them can satisfy him, he tries to fill the whole with sex and pure lust but deep down he's faking it and doesn't want it at all.
He can't admit it to himself, he made the biggest mistake of his life when he let his fiance walk out on him. He's too deep into the rabbit hole now, he just hopes if he goes far enough he'll come out the otherside clean.He won't.
Patrick Bateman is ERPolice, coming soon to a library near you
>>137051323
don't bother
today it's this, tomorrow it's "why don't she love me even though i was clearly an asshole", next day it's "i totally fucked julia even though she says it's bullshit please believe me"
>>137051542
>conversation
>implying any conversation with you isn't just an attempt to get them to want to fuck you
Literally ever conversation you ever have with anyone that isn't you ordering them around is loaded down with sexual pretenses.
>>137051870
Desktop, mon ami. Desktop.
>>137051870
I'd read it.
>>137052048
>mon amie
FTFY
How do I make tasty pancakes, /ss13g/?
>>137051542
>implyign anyone wants to have a conversation with you
you're bland shiggy
bland, and tasteless. you have no personality. the only person with less personality than you is spergay.
>>137051883
For fuck's sake I've seen him hit on plasmaniggers if they have effeminate names, like Lilah. Remember Lilah?
>>137052221
American pancakes or crepes?
>>137052279
If there's one thing I didn't do, it's hitting on non-humans.
>>137052221
pat a cute girl enough and you will learn
ERPolice.
8th April 2016.
Get ready to see the downfall of shiggy
>>137052279
>he tried to hit on Lilah, the psychotic plasmanigger
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>137052416
YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC SHIGGY
BLAND
PERSONALITYLESS
PATHETIC
HORNDOG
>>137052416
THEN EXPLAIN BOB. EXPLAIN RAIL. EXPLAIN YAHIR.
>>137052872
But I never hit on any of the three...
I mean, sure, there are legitimate complaints about my excess waifuing, but this is over the line.
>>137052984
You tried to hit on Amelia, for fucks sakes. Literally one of the dumbest motherfuckers aside from Julia to 'grace' medbay. And you tried to get in her pants.
>>137052984
>...
Stopped reading right there.
Cut it out.
>>137053212
Technically you stopped reading at the second and third periods since the first period is normal sentence structure.keep going though, you're fighting the good fight
>>137050171
>that whole last part
I know these feels 100%. Also seeing people take the whole waifu and husbando thing way too seriously has become so exasperating. It's just a game, and the entity you are waifuing is a fictional character, if it just stayed IC I wouldn't imagine it being as big as an issue as it appears to be today.
Besides, Having a competent department member that you can kick ass with consistently is way better than having a pretty looking ornament that you wanna have sex with, and I feel like I'm not the only one who feels this way.
>>137052221
If you're using instant mix, substitute water for milk, add a little vanilla extra and cut fruit but make the batter a little thicker and cook on lower flame if do. Butter the pan so there's a small pool of butter in it, then pour in the batter. Move the pan so there's butter surrounding the pancake. Flip when necessary and reapply butter to the edge of pancake. Enjoy a richer and sweeter pancake with buttery, crispy edges.
>>137050171
>shiggy boogeymen
shiggy has literally dumped friends because they didn't wanna efuck him
>>137053829
But Angelite's both of those things.
>>137054084
You're twisting it.
I dumped one friend because I had no friendship intents towards that person.
>>137054231
right
because you just wanted to fuck em
>>137053636
Least he didn't do the stutter typing.
Just posting this now as reference for if someone else needs it for later.
>>137054294
Not really, no, I've had a serious affection yadda yadda. Too serious.
>>137054231
And what about the rest of your 'friends', Shiggy? All the people who you 'befriended' because you wanted to ERP with them? What happens to them once you get bored of them? Or were you just not friends with them to begin with, just keeping them around, pretending you give a shit about them?
You're a fucking scumbag shiggy. Go fuck yourself.
>>137054202
Your F-FACE is both of those things, F-F-FAGGOT!... Say that shit again and I'll c-compliment you so hard, you'll regret ever coming here!...
>>137054559
I cannot think of anyone I've done that to.
>>137053829
Thanks, I really had no idea what you were saying so I just Googled it but I'm happy with the results! First time making pancakes
>>137054686
Kammerjunk, for one. Probably whoever Talsi was. You've probably done it to a fuckton of people.
>>137054620
Oh no! Pleasant responses, I'm practically shaking in my boots! Little did I know there were such ruthless individuals present.
>>137054803
For Kammerjunk, see >>137054394
For Talisi/Bonk, I 'unno, we talk but really rarely.
>>137054906
>talsi
so what you're saying is that you stopped giving a shit about >her when you got to ERP with them then
>>137054803
he cut contact with kammerjunk because he doesn't know no means no
talisi is freakinabonk who doesn't like him either now
>>137055029
Not really, no.
This guy >>137055128 got it pretty good from a layman point.
>>137054756
>that fucking pan size
HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING HARD MODE RIGHT THERE! My uncle used to make pancakes like that before he died. Never taught me how to use those pans. Anyway, that looks good faggot, did you use milk and vanilla extract? If you didn't I promise you won't regret it.
>pic related, my butter crust strawberry and blue berry pancakes
>>137054854
I bet those boots look real nice on you too! You good fashion sense having, confidence showing ass, alpha!
>>137054084
no one gives a shit what he does in private
>>137054231
stop fucking responding to them, keep your private business PRIVATE
>>137055540
Yeah, well... you're good at making pancakes!
>>137055653
>implying
shiggy doesn't keep it private, he gets fucked up and drunk and shits on the thread for 8 hours
confess your food-related sins
if you say you occasionally eat fast food i'll slap you
>>137055860
Oh yeah? That picture goes well with your reply! You have great reaction image taste!
>>137055540
Thanks, the first thing I found on the internet was 3 eggs, 2 cups of milk and one cup of flour. You didn't say how big the cup should be or what kind of flour to use so I just Winged It. Next time I'll probably try to get fancy with vanilla extract, thanks for the tip
>>137056059I occasionally eat fast food.
>>137056059
i occasionally eat zaxbys or five guys
anything aside from that or chicfila is below me
>>137055540
Never seen one of those, but the pan to me looks like it's thick to retain a constant heat more than your average pan for more even cooking.
Kind of like a baking stone for breads.
>>137056059
i eat fast food because i still live with my parents and if there isnt food in the house i go get some mc fatass
>>137056059
I frequently eat a bowl of plain rice [/spoiler]i'm not poor I'm just lazy[/spoiler]
>>137056076
Y-You too...?
So which server came up with the RPED first?
>>137056059I don't activate my almonds.Seriously though, raw almonds (unsalted, uncooked, the kind for baking) are a delicious nutritious and tasty snack that doesn't leave your hands messy at all.
>>137056059
I've never eaten a fish taco and am incredibly curious about it.
>>137056059
I can't think of a good name for the sandwich I invented
It's Turkey, Bacon, Pastrami, Banana Peppers, Red Onions, Mustard, Vinegar, and Oregano on Marble Rye Bread, with Provolone Cheese, toasted.
>>137056059
I don't eat fruits or vegetables.
>>137056871
post pics
i want to taste it
>>137056093
>Made his first pancakes from complete scratch
>Not instant mix
>He used a small pan for his first pancake
>Not a medium pan
Please, never stop making pancakes. This is your destiny.
>>137056234
I've been trying to buy something like that for a long time now, the closest I can get to finding one is a small sauce pan, and that's an awful idea.
>>137056059I eat soup with a fork.
>>137056452
You more!
>>137056641
Make sure to get corn tortillas and not flour or you will regret the blandness.
>>137056059
I eat my cereal straight from the boxed
>>137056940I literally finished eating it right before that post and am now out of banana peppers
>>137057009
SENAAT1, SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE PROVINCES TO RECOVER!?
>>137057009
cheeky
fite me
