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>>136217246
I want to marry an elezen!
hyurboypussy
Reposting
Anyone here play on Phoenix?
How alive is it? Lots of PF activity? How many on average during prime time?
Additional question for people who've played on both Phoenix and Balmung, how do the player bases of each server compare to each other in size?
>tfw no one plays on Phoenix so no one can asnwer
Femroes
xth for cute raens
>>136247559
go away
>>136247748
>tfw no one plays on Phoenix so no one can asnwer
True.
>>136247776
>>136247838
pic not related?
>autism face 1
hehehehehe
Catbois..
xth for goading the healer.
How do I get Noriko to erp with me?
>>136247685
>Ttfw no elezen gf
molestcats
>>136247905
>Giving mental disabilities to something that doesn't even have a brain
No anon, THAT is autism.
An abstract kind of hell
>happy hour
>race hour
>post [x feature] [y]
Nah nah, none of that. Just post butts andsecret butts. Butts are pure.
>>136248012
it's okay to get upset cause you got a bad case of the shit face anon
>tfw i could beat up everyone in this general irl
>>136248112
repost because i didn't notice the last thread hit the limit before hitting submit
>>136246542
My general rule of thumb is as follows:
Spire/Ewer: Use if no royal road (or I'm just frustrated by the number I'm getting), royal road if in an 8 man. Spire whatever TP-using DPS or tank is lowest on TP, with preference to DPS in AOE pulls unless the tank is a warrior, Ewer generally winds up getting used on yourself or the other healer, rarely a summoner, and you can also slap it on a BRD to extend Foe's.
Bole: Tank during large pulls, royal road if I have no royal road, generally discard otherwise to reset draw timer.
Balance: Spread first and foremost, generally only use when I have a royal road effect active, priority is the highest DPS in the party, with preference towards not-BLMs in situations where I also have an Arrow ready.
Arrow: BLMs, MNKs, Royal Road during downtime (I'm heavily partial to the increased duration buff).
Spear: Royal Road, BRD/MCHs, any DPS prepull, myself before Luminiferous Aether, preferably with an increased duration royal road so I can get a reduced cooldown on the next draw timer. Half the time when I draw spears it's at a point in the fight it wouldn't benefit anyone except BRDs/MCHs due to their already short ability cooldowns, I really wish the application of a Spear would reduce the CD of abilities already on CD by 20%.
>>136248123
That's not the FF11 cat face.
>tfw I could give everyone in this general a fresh banana nut muffin
>>136247910
Yes hi we are here
xth for cute cats!
>>136248152
>>136248241
proci stop
>>136248112
Undisclosed action hour.
tfw you join titan ex for fun but everyone is fucking braindead and can't dodge dick
>tfw ta large amount of your character's deaths are due to caboi healers.
>tfw no money
>RMTing is going so slow
>Dark Souls 3 comes out in a couple of weeks
Any experienced RMTers here willing to share how to sell gil faster?
>>136247776
o/
>>136248062
>Mythril Tempest into Holmgang
>muffled Mortal Kombat theme in the background
I ONLY NEED 70 MORE WINS LET ME IN REEEEEEEEEE
>>136247967
Feeling is mutual
who's your favorite catboy, /xivg/?
mine iskoata
>>136248550
I tried going elezen MILFgf or my usual elezen gf but I don't think I can anymore. The gangliness of it bothers me and I made a character I was happier with. I might go back to either but it's hard when your classes look weird with elezen.
>>136248465
I used fluid aura on him just as he holmganged me.
>>136248323
post lewd
feed me a stray sugi bugi
>>136248757
their whm knocked you back into warrior's range immediately, you were then focus fired by all of them and obliterated in one GCD, because theorycrafting is for retards.
Do you like Elezen?
>>136247967
I just want a plain, homely, boring, elezen gf
>>136247953
STOP THIS MEME RIGHT MEOW
>>136247838
xth f- oh you beat me to it.
Anywho, looking for a new DPS to play, which one is the most fun? I have SMN at 60 but I would like to play a melee or mayhaps MCH.
>>136248894
the fuck does theorycrafting have to do with anything
is this a new meme?
>>136248891
I will destroy you naka
xth for Mateus
>>136248946
>TFW That's what I have but she keeps fantasiaing.
>>136248861
>>136248891
i never understood this meymey
>>136247953
Shes with sugi now so good luck with that!
>>136249092
Noop.
>>136249164
I'm going to marry Awena~!
>>136249092
>xth for dead server
>>136249063
probably cuz a bunch of sperglords had a pvp theorycrafting debate for 200 posts last thread that amounted to linking abilities and calling each other shit.
>>136248930
Of course.
>>136248728
mine isyou
>>136249206
No she's not, Sugi is ERPing with Elk in coerthas right now.
>>136249481
Those are not mutually exclusive acts with those people you know
>>136249092
xth for blowjobs from clowncat!
>>136249343
so you're actually using it as a meme huh
that had nothing to do with theorycrafting
theorycrafting is trying to make up new strats or comparing certain things to each other and trying to find out which is best
that pvp discussion was 1 dude being bad and others telling him to use his skills and not be bad
google what the term theorycrafting actually means
>>136249056
briah will you PLEASE be my gf
>>136249481
>>136249550
How obsessed are you people with keeping tabs on where people are in-game?
>>136249573
sounds like you're shit at the game lmao
>>136248930
they're pretty ok
>>136249663
>asking for a reason behind autistic behavior.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rchbIvJaRj
HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
>>136249423That wasn't me /panic
>>136249586Wh-what I don't even know who you are.
How would you sex a Lalafell?
>>136248728
>>136249889
When will you show us your catboy
>>136249901ok sorry
>>136250009
Throw it in the trash, then have sex with a real woman that has tits.
>>136250009
If i tried, they'd be killed or grievously wounded
>>136248269
qt couple, post more
>>136249080
that ain't me dood
>>136250009
No, I'm not a pedophile
>>136250009
Kiss and tickle their cute tummy.
>>136250009
>>136250130
So a Lalafell?
>>136250175
I imagine that, while their bodies are small, they're rather wide. They can take in quite a bit I'm sure. At least on the level of a Miqote or midlander.
post it bt kt tt
>>136248269
discount spuki
>>136250185
you first, post your c@
>>136250341
are they elastic?
This is the dealbreaker question
>>136250274
I like you. A lot.
>>136250262
So you're saying the catboy who filled Krile mothers womb to the brim with his barbed dick semen was a pedophile?
>>136250009
>lewding a lalafell
stop
Man, the aery NIN weapons are stretching the definition of daggers.
Crafting should only be allowed inside that job's guild.
>>136250554
wat...
tank is the easiest role
>>136250468
stop bullying koatapls post
>>136250554
Krile isn't half miqo'te, she just has a silly hood.
I think it's a reference to some earlier FF game.
>>136249874
GUYS, COME ON
FILL ME IN HERE
>>136250447
how abt ft ct tt
>>136248894
Holmgang roots you in place and prevents knockback so that doesn't work. If I know i'm about to get blown up and I am stunned then I will purify and immediately attune.
>>136250692
This.
>>136250009
Fuck off Jaiba
>>136250781
>>136250628
>30 people crammed into a tiny room crafting
Can you imagine how 30 people simultaneously crafting would sound?
Fuck right off.
>>136250828
hey guys check out my bird ;)
a6s clear guys just do it ;)
>>136250828
yeah but them your mom kicks you in the nuts and unplugs your modem.
>>136250760
It's a reference to FF3. She has the Devout outfit; they were kind of like a higher class of White Mage.
>3 more levels til B4B
>>136250848
I am not the only want who sexualizes Lalas, m8
>>136250939
That's exactly what would make it good. Actually having a bunch of crafters around you like on 2.0 release, and having places where you know you could go to find people on that job.
>>136250995
>>136250960
I'm really feeling the memes
>>136251015
>>136250760
We've already seen crossbreeds before with Hilda, why would Krile be "just a silly hood" and not another crossbreed?
It's possible.
>>136250493
Of course not. You just have to be exatra careful with them
>>136250554
No. They were people with superior taste. Look at the 10/10 woman they gave birth to
>>136250828
It's time to leave, Crowdia.
>>136251048
Not being the only filthy babyfucker in the room doesn't make you any better faggot. Someone needs to pour acid on your face.
>>136250718your turn
I'm going to marry Morbol Alphinaud!
>>136251275
Because the character and outfit itself are both a fucking homage to FFIII, just because you want to force it to be a part of your degenerate shit doesn't mean it is.
>>136251278
Welp. I guess they dont like heavy creampies then.
>>136251363
>babyfucker
Lalas aren't babies. Checkmate atheists.
Anyone have the picture of the WAR opener rotation?
>>136251275
anon you can see her normal ass lalafell ears in the screenshot you posted.
>Wake up
>Look out window
>See this in the horizon
wat do
>>136250781
what would your wife say
>>136251358
>male miqo'te
What's the appeal? I'm doing a case study for my Psychology class on people with shit taste
>>136251495
>sexualize beings with the bodies of babies
>"they're not babies!"
Vjamal tier mental gymnast
>>136251546
(Forgot pic)
wat do u do?
>>136251546
Be freaking out because I don't live anywhere near any mountains.
>>136251784
>Sexualizing a race that doesn't exist
>"T-They are human babies"
>>136251776
They're gay twinks and in lore cuckolds.
>>136251485
Overflow is enough for me.
>>136251784
Babies look like Lalafells now? Jesus puberty hits fast these days.
>>136251364
wao
LEWD
>tfw the only seph weapons you still need are pld and drk and you can't spend tokens until one drops or you get 20 of them
Goddamit
>>136251982
>>136252174
>filthy babyfucking scum are out of touch with reality
I hope you actually stay in this game and never have children
Man, Liora is fucking creepy nowadays
I think petting might just be the best quality of life feature you could ever put into a video game.
When is the rest of the world going to catch up?
>>136251467
Right, anon, because nothing else in this game references FFIII.
Like the Syrcus Tower.
And the Labryinth of Ancients.
And the World of Darkness.
And the Wind up Magus and Vikings.
And the Onion Knight Helm/Minion.
And the DRK class.
Anything else I'm forgetting?
>>136252174
>b-but there's that one lala with a mustache
yeah but those aren't the ones you're sexualizing you piece of garbage
>>136250523
I can't help it. Tummies are my weakness.
>tfw no cute slightly chubby lala bf/gf
>>136252485
How so?
>>136252494
A stranger petted me a couple of days ago and I felt violated.
>>136252494
I will pet your dick until you cum Serrit
>>136252364
Isn't that the point of playing videogames or watching porn? To stay away from the reality?
>>136252485
liora was always creepy and has the personality of a dead fish. also smells like one
>>136252485
You thought buck naked "le midlanders xD" liora was less creepy?
>>136252582
He isn't talking to anyone, just sitting at the bench, targeting Guffy and doing that every day for hours on end. People are talking all around him, sometimes directly addressing him, and he just keeps staring at Guffy and ignoring the world around him. Fast lodestone search reveals he doesn't do any relevant content; not seph, nor savage. What the fuck does he do in game?
>>136252772
>>136252946
>Watching what someone does for hours
>Checking their lodestone to see what they've done
You're the creepy one anon.
Is futa gay?
>>136252808
based man who likes anything who can differentiate between reality and delicious fantasy
>>136253081
Yeah, I hang out in Ul'dah a lot
>>136253113
It is, Harp
>>136252946
>targeting people and going afk is creepy
crippling autism, you jealous of guffy or something?
>>136253113
Who cares, enjoy wat you like.
>>136252559
Can a baby cast a successful Cure 2 and heal more than 5000 Heal Points? I don't think so!
>>136252979
serrit what is your sexuality
>>136252946
He does talk occasionally but most of the time he's just idle. I think the fact you looked up all of this makes you much creepier
>>136253221
Yeah
Baby Jesus
#GodBless
>>136252946
>what the fuck does he do in game
Nothing.
>>136253113
Would you fuck a irl man?
>>136252331
AT LEAST YOU HAVE ONE
>>136252946
He reads a lot of books and plays other games
>>136253167
This fact alone means you know both of them are are too chicken shit to say who you are. If Liora doesn't respond they're probably AFK.
>>136252946
It's called paying $15 a month to text fuck men.
>>136253202
I don't believe you...
>>136253384
No
>>136253441
I don't know them
>>136253221
>can't even formulate a proper argument
pedophiles are dumb on top of being disgusting
I want to feed a lala a Subway sub!
>>136253487
Liora doesn't ERP.
>>136251048
Who wouldn't be attracted to this?
>>136252364
Why would I care about reality in a video game you bucket of shit?
Besides their not babies. Let's say Lalafells actually existed. Do you know how racist and misogynistic you would sound saying anyone who is attracted to a Lalafell is scum?
>doing blm 58 quest
>go back to uldah
>there is like 70 level 40ish blm bots all standing on top of each other at lalai
Le Honk circlejerk hugbox is awake and active to defend m'lady Liora. Prepare for meltdown.
Why arent there anymore toon posters? Everyday its the same clowns following the same boring ass formula, where the fuck are the other players in this general?
>>136252946
>spending this much time creeping on other people in game
This is why we tell people not to go to Gilgamesh or Balmung.
>>136253616
Right, and futa isn't gay.
>>136253863
>TOON
GET OUT GET OUT FUCK REEEEEE
>>136253863
I don't post my character anymore, I just stick to anon. Better discussions, actually.
>>136249056
Please respond. I need opinions!
>>136253863
After watching this general the past few days, I decided to not bother. People are insanely hostile out of the blue and crazy.
>>136253665
We have midgets. They aren't childlike, they don't have babyfat. They don't have big eyes. They have big heads relative to their bodies usually, but the adults are clearly adult. All baby like traits among mammals are present in lalafell anatomy, as it's presented in-game. If they were real they'd be mistaken for children all the time. That is a red herring though, to detract from the fact that you're sexually attracted to child-like humanoids, and that's the bottom line.
>>136253075
No one likes you.
Fuck off and die.
>>136254191
Think for yourself, gutterskank.
>>136254191
>someone notice me!
>>136254191
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
PLEEEASE
>>136254191
BLM is really fun
>>136253863
it's safer to post as anon desu
>>136253863
I post a lot, I just don't usually post with a character picture.
>>136254191
I'm not really one for any of the melee in-game so far (NIN is okay I guess) but Machinist is a ton of fun. The problem though is honestly until you get to 60 it kind of sucks and it can be hard to keep truckin'.
If you love RNG damage play Machinist.
>>136254191
fun is subjective as fuck
do you find nuking shit fun? BLM
do you find going fast and beep bop booping people in they dome fun? MNK
are a 15 year old boy? NIN
>>136252535
>dodging the issue
>>136254191
Try Machinist or Ninja. "Fun" is kind of a vague word so I can't really help much there.
>>136254191
>>136254472
i second this
Do you think he rams that puss and embraces those legs on the daily?
>>136254645
I thought Yda was gay
>>136254191
Jesus fucking christ do you people not realize that fun is subjective and you have to play the fucking jobs yourself to see if it's right for you? Does everything need to be spoonfed to you?
>>136254191
instead of whining for attention pop a fanta
you look like you have downs
>>136254645
>That mound.
Yda god damn
>>136253863
Been lurking for a very long time. Never posted my character or interacted with the thread in game, just not worth it.
>>136252535
>Anything else I'm forgetting?
Yeah, you forgot the BRD class
>>136254645
Paplymo's cock is probably bigger than he is. Figure out how that works on your own. Probably magic.
>>136253863
I play every day, but I rarely come here, and when I do I'm lurking while in queue. The one time I played with /xivg/ it was a fucking nightmare. They were not good.
>>136253863
Here have a rare toonposter
>>136253863
because the people in this general are batshit crazy and i don't want to be singled out by them
hi hello where are the CATS
>>136254545
>15 year old boy
Aren't most weebs usually a lot older?
WHM and PLD have missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
WAR and SCH have nasty, raunchy with lots of biting and and BDSM.
DRK worships AST's feet and watches WAR fuck his AST wife from time to time.
>>136253596
But none of us are pedophiles.
We're as Normal as the people who dress up Miqotes in microbikinis or the people who want to be crushed by a roegadyn.
Which is actually not normal but I'll be the first to admit liking Lalafells is a fetish.
Not that the game doesn't reference other non Lalafells being interested in Lala females though.
>>136253863
I think I've been getting annoying with it and am going to not for a while.
>>136253863
Most of us know better.
>>136253863
Pretty much what all the responses said. Look at people still shitposting about Liora months after they left the thread, still stalking them in-game to shitpost anon.
>>136254132
>>136254234
>>136254493
>>136254895
>>136255412
From this it sounds like Chemo won and achieved his objective. GG.
>>136255479
While we're making stuff up, BLM's internal temperature rises during astral fire to the point of neutralizing any sperm inside them, making them natural cumdumps.
>Crush finally proposed to me
>We're getting EB'd soon
>>136255635
thats what you get when avatarfags force themselves
congrats lewd honk saint and mado
great job
>>136255739
congratz
>>136255635
I still post my character though.
>>136255739
>tfw the person you like is already taken
>>136255430
Doin the weekly
>>136255635
>he thinks Chemo did something
>he thinks jealous avatarfags don't shitpost about each other
>>136255739
Are we all invited
Man there's so many simultaneous story lines going on in this game, how am I supposed to follow all of this shit?
>Dragons vs Ishgard
>Garleans fucking around in Azys Lla
>Jewish syndicate being up to no good
>The fuck are the Ascians doing again?
>Urianger is apparently a bad goyim?
>Who the fuck is the kid in the mask that wants us to kill the Warring Triad?
>Hildebrand is doing something somewhere
>Shit, the detective got his own questline too
>Wasn't somebody trying to find Omega Weapon or someshit?
WHAT is going ON in this game??
>>136255479
WHM and PLD vanilla lovesex sounds nice.
>SCH hurting the WAR and healing him just to hurt him again
Sounds like some top tier foreplay.
>DRK being cucked.
>This does nothing but fuel his rage and hate, he eventually gives in, kills his wife and himself
>The WAR eventually befriends the PLD and they spitroast the WHM every night.
>>136256227
New people won't know that Chemo samefags to make it look like the entire thread agrees with him.
>>136254645
No doubt.
I actually wasn't sure if Papalymo even cared about Yda in any way more than profession for awhile. I mean, I assumed there was a thing because I have shipping goggles, but I thought I was imagining it for awhile. It was kind of sweet, if a little penisy that after Moenbryda died, everyone else was mourning her but Papalymo's dialogue was about how he wanted to cheer Yda up.
>>136253863
You could always join in and mix things up
>>136256115
Ada, how do you feel about cat skincolor? Can you give me a power ranking?
>>136255739
>your crush was the one doing the proposing
H-how
>>136255479
>Bitch, why the fuck were you DPSing last dungeon? I needed a fucking Lustrate.
>Swap to Defiance and maybe you wouldn't. You lived survived anyways, so quit whining.
>I survived because I had fucking Holmgang up. You do this one more fucking time and I'm going to save that cooldown for you.
>Try it, you wouldn't last five minutes in the dungeon without my Leeches.
>How about I let the adds gangbang you next time?
>SURE! I BET THE ADDS HAVE BETTER DPS THAN YOU DO ANYWAYS!
>THAT'S IT, TIME FOR DELIVERANCE
And then they had lots of sex.
>>136256640
>Deep blue
>Dark Tan
>Light tan
>Chocolate
>Grey
>Nigger
>Pale
Let me know if i'm missing any. My cat right now probably ranks in Light Tan. I wish i knew how to make a good blue cat to stick with desu.
0-4 WHM
5-9 SMN
>>136257130
Where the fuck is "white"?
>>136255739
stop posting NOW
>>136255172
>>136255481
go away
>>136256287
I've also forgot bringing the Scions back together and Alexander awakening.
Even more shit.
>tfw no cute elezen wife
>>136257130
Thank you, sad to see I'm only midtier.
>>136257505There are none.
>>136257482
Ala Mhigo too
>>136257442
I'm not going anywhere anon. Until you give in.
>>136257130
>tfw pale
Catboyposting is over. Die catboys.
>leveling from 58-60
REEEE
>>136253075
>>136257770
There's nothing wrong with pale.
>TFW chocolate
I'd personally rate this above blue, tan fucking sucks.
>>136257597
Then how do I have one.
>>136257864
>leveling from 1-60
re xD
>>136257597
Now that's a nice elezen
>>136257764
Halt! Lala's are only for cuddling and being adorable.
>>136257837
>stop playing DPS because I find the min/maxing effort too stressful
>getting burnt out on healing because I'm constantly carrying the DPS who are too bad to do their own job
I can't win.
