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Queen of Sauce (re-run) Edition
Latest version: 1.06 (hotfixed)
>Patch Notes
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150#announcements/detail/822278032384212096
>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki
>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
>Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448 (embed)
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR
>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC
Previous Season: >>136173391
Abigail a best
Need inspiration for storage around my farm, any examples?
nth for bring back the Junimo to be helpers on your farm
>>136238064
Fourth for hoarding dragon abigail when?
>>136238071
Just do it? It's not a big deal. You can experiment and settle on a look you like as you find it. Express yourself some time.
I want to marry Emily!without mods
>>136238209
One day brother
>hops give fruit daily
This has got to be a bug, right?
I want to cum deep inside Haley and impregnate her with my working class farmer sperm.
>>136238264
No?
>>136238320
I am literally fucking drowning in hops
>vinegar from Pierre costs 200g
>salad from Gus costs 220g
Fuck you, Pierre.
>>136238316
>working class farmer sperm.
to be fair you are originally a slick city boy that came to the farm to become a hard worker.
literally best sperm hayley could get.
The only correct marriage choice is Alex. Everyone else ismemepick
Despite the shit CA seems to get in these threads he does seem to be working hard to improve the game at a fairly reasonable pace
I want to read a book with Penny!
>>136238209
Of course you do. She's christmas cake, after all.That's my headcanon anyway
>>136238581
Other than waifu autism I haven't seen any shit being thrown at him in this thread.
On the contrary, I see tons of posts calling him based.
>>136238446
you need 56/keg/year. Whoop de doo.
are there any maps of the mines?
I don't know which rock the ladder for 29th floor is, I'm out of food and I'm about to be exhausted
>>136238581
What >>136238789 said.
For one NEET making a game it turned out to be surprisingly_____fun____
>>136238878
I think it's random where ladders appear.
>>136238316
Benedict cumberbatch?
Can't decide if I should marry Haley, Penny or Leah. What do?
>>136238965
FUCK
>>136238878
>>136239052
Random until discovered I believe. Make a map yourself.
If you do hit 2 energy, head back to the ladder you came down on and it'll let you exit. It's not big deal.
>>136239004
Marry George
>>136239004
Make a save file for each.
>>136239004
Follow your heart or your dick
>first and only ancient plant finally fruits
>throw it in the seed dispenser
>come back later
>1 mixed seed
At least I had the good sense to hold onto my first seed until I got my greenhouse.
if you slow you aint pro
>>136238581
God Bless his soul, as far as I'm concerned.
>>136239126
What if my heart's dick is pointing towards the ancient fruit in my greenhouse?
>>136239189
That's when I exit to desktop
>>136238581
The fact that he made such a good game all on his own and actually wants to listen to and follow through on fan requests makes him an A+ dev. There are major studios that wouldn't put in the post-launch work he's already done, CA is a hero.
>>136239195
I want ability to give Horse a carrot.
>>136238497
I want to have sex with Haley in missionary position while she wraps her legs around me and holds on for dear life while she gets bred by a person she didn't deem worthy enough to even talk to initially.
>>136239270
Then it doesn't matter because you're just a greedy jew who wants a farmhand, not a wife.
Any good NSFW Mods for livestock out there?
>>136239270
Then marry that and become a demon
>>136239382
then farmer boy proved her wrong and literally turned her into your sex toy.
>>136237975
Where is Chef?
>>136239382
When does she actually start to like you? Haven't built any relationship with her but she seems like a straight up cunt.
>>136239395
How else will I sustain an orphanage?
>>136239598
T.V.
>>136239608
Do it and find out. You'll learn that there's a lot more to people once you're no longer strangers
Can you not reach 10 hearts with a marriage candidate until you give them a bouquet?
Or does it just take more and more gifts and I just never noticed?
What happens if you plant mixed seeds in the greenhouse
>>136239451
He's already a demon.
>penny
how do you not pity her?
god damn
I want to marry Haley, Emily,and their mother!
>>136239778
bouquet unlocks 9+ heart progress. You can give as many as you want.
You can still talk to them every day to reach 10 hearts without a bouquet but it's kind of eh. and slow.
>>136239860
No idea. I'd imagine CA didn't think outside the box so you'd just get whatever the season was when you planted or whatever it uses for its roll table.
>>136239871
Rude presumption faggot.
>>136239937
>not when she's under the tree in the rain
Step it up sempai.
>>136239608
Haley starts to like you at4hearts, most people start to like her at8hearts, which triggers pic related.
>>136239937
I considered marrying her but was worried that a relationship based purely on wanting to help her out of her shitty situation probably wouldn't be all that healthy. I got her mom her job back and give her expensive gifts and talk to her as much as I can, but I decided to marry Leah instead.
>>136239937
She's just in denial that she's trailer trash.
>>136239937
She's middle aged in a hick town. She's read the library front to back, may as well watch the rain fall and chill.
>Harvey, Haley, Alex, and Sebastian at 1 heart in my game
>everyone else at 5+ hearts
:^)
>>136240073
>Rude presumption faggot.
He's both nuclear and wild, what else do you need to know?
>>136239943
Good thinking anon
>>136240104
she was kicked out of the library for loitering
>>136239937
Shes a kind, hardworking girl with simple yet lovely dreams
>>136240203
Good choice. A marriage out of pity is bound to turn into shit.
>>136240301
>tfw all those 3/7 heart recipes
>Food buffs ahoy
>Nothing really sells significantly but it has 3 achievements
>When you need every day to make progress in the mines for sprinklers or fishing to get more jew gold
Hate CA so much
>>136239937
Because she has so much love to give and despite her horrible mother, she refuses to let it get to others where she can.
I'd adopt Jas with her.
>>136238209
Post more Emily
>>136240534
I'd like to think that if the system wasn't so rigid, more people would just buy her a vacant lot and pay for robin to build penny a house rather than pity marry her
MINER OR GEOLOGIST?
>>136240598
>late spring year 2
>everyone who matters at 7+ hearts
>except kent who's at 4 because the faggot doesn't love any items except a couple of recipes from the cooking channel that haven't aired yet
Do i have to constantly be on the lookout for digspots daily? Or does a digspot that showed up in day 2 will still be there in day 3 and onwards?
Any mods to make the greenhouse more like a greenhouse rather than "whoops guess you can stop playing the game now"?
>>136240772
Miner is not all that useful unless you really must have maximum iridium before year 3 and you plan to go to the bottom of the skull cavern to get it. Even then it's questionable. Otherwise Geologist seems like the better choice by far.
>>136239937
But I do pity her. Being pathetic literally makes up 50% of her personality.
>>136240772
Miner. Extra ore is more useful than gems.
>>136240772
I PICK MEGA BOMB!!!
>>136240871
Summer 28th and fall 28. Best of luck with the liked gifts and talking to him every single day
>>136240763
I doubt it. Those that didn't want to marry her but still wanted to help her, maybe. But most people are attracted to her solely because they want to save her, so they'd probably still marry her.
>>136240871
just give him cherry bombs
>>136239937
>yfw she's barren
>>136240920
Yeah, spend 5 minutes reading the guide to modding, half hour going through all the guides for the programs needed then unpack the xnbs to modify the values of shit if you can't keep your mitts off of kegs, cranberries, starfruit and ancient fruit.
>>136239937
I marry her out of love not pity
>>136239339
Yeah, he's already put in more work in these few weeks than blockbuster devs may ever put into triple A titles.
>>136241432
Fug that's heartbreaking.
>>136240871
I just gave him beer and eggs. He likes both.
>>136238549
You do know that with this posts you're currently making him a meme right? Keep it to yourself or enjoy the alexposters that might come your way
>glistering boulder removed
>no ores anywhere on the lake
>no ores anywhere on the stream
>no ores anywhere on the ocean
>
>find ores in the secret woods pond
Rain must've deposited them here
>>136242221
the first place i found a panning spot was in one of my farm ponds
>>136242221
It's junimo magic, ain't going to explain shit.
>>136242576
Just fucking pick one. Neither is a game changer.
>>136242576
Geologist helps you find more geodes when you take excavator. More geodes is more shit. More shit gets you to krobus faster for them iridium sprinklers. Gems are also generally liked and loved gifts which helps from both a chance for pairs and more geodes before you have an ancient wine farm and just buy 500k of omni geodes a season
>>136242839
This. You'll just hit skull cavern and megabomb around. It doesn't matter. Even if you get buyers remorse it's piss easy to change your profession
>Rain totem takes a truffle oil
T-Thanks...
>>136242576
take miner unless you want to make a bunch of coal making ilks, level 10 minutes gives you access to
>>136243194
>not wanting to fork over 16k a pop for pigs
Are you a jew or something?
/sdvg/ I just got my first Prismatic Shard, do I donate it Gunther or get Memeblade?
>>136243385
memeblade
>>136243385
Memeblade. You'll get more for gunther later
>>136243385
Is the damage on Memeblade worth foregoing the bonuses on Lava Katana?
>>136243285
how's the coal find in the skull cavern? Haven't had any trouble as an excavator in the regular mines.
>>136240916
I think they work like any other forage so they stay around but if you don't pick them up you may lose another that would spawn at the same location.
>>136243637
fuck if I know, it's what I plan on getting
Anyone else feel good to replace real lovel life with this game?
I married Leah...
>>136240916
Lose em.
Just hoe while you're in the mines. It's not like the backpacks are hard to buy so you should always have your hoe on you.
>>136243385
>tfw gave my first shard to leah for her birthday
i'm literally retarded.
>Charcoal kiln
>20 pieces of wood for 1 COAL
APEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>136244087
I got a shitload of spare wood anon, that's a good deal in my opinion
>>136243846
You loved her like no man has loved a woman before, for she is the first woman someone was ready to sacrifice the galaxy for.
>>136244087
Just buy the coal from clint holy shit. Once you have a gold axe you cut like 300 wood a day without food. or field snacks
How good are the dagger and mace attacks?
>>136244326
>buy the coal from clint
Fuck I'm retarded and forgot you could do this.
>>136243769
akamai pls.
Grandpa is watching.
>>136244547
>look ma i posetd it again!
>>136244490
Dagger is absolutely useless piece of shit.
Mace is passable and its secondary attack not horrible, but meme sword still outclasses it.
>>136244624
Well?
>>136244501
It's 2500 a preservation jar if you buy everything and pays for itself within the season if you're willing to push the bulk crops through them.
>>136244667
What's the special moves thing the combat skill profession talks about?
Does anything happen on windy days in fall or is it just aesthetic leaves falling in the foreground?
>>136244775
Aesthetic I believe. Same as spring pollen and summer gusts
>>136244764
Left click is a swing, right click does a block with a sword or smash with a mace.
>>136244087
I have two stacks of wood and nothing to do with it
>>136245296
I'll stack your wood if you know what I mean.
>>136245392
Fuck off Celt
>>136245482
Goddammit stop bleeding over
>>136245640
bukkake bukkake everybody get sloppy!
>>136239195
He's just there
WaitingFor the end
>>136246076
Whorse inherits the farm when you die in the mines when? That's my headcannon. I want none of the villagers to be able to tell cause he wears my hat.
>>136243385
feed abby
>had a greenhouse
>didn't buy any of the house upgrades
Grandpa was a man of priorities
>>136237975
War DLC chapter when?
>"Hi honey, I redecorated the house!"
>kitchen flooring is now made out of straw
>"Do you like it?"
oh shit. I can incubate him right?
>>136246731
Yeah.
>>136246914
I keep forgetting you could pottential use the forest and other areas to plant stuff.
>>136246914
Do they ever walk off the paths? I don't want to lose 6400x7 cause he decided to take another route
>>136246912
Do they poop more eggs later? Or should I just give this one to gunther and incubate the next one? Not him btw
>>136247915
Well they do make dino eggs. I dunno if they count as artifacts.
>>136247915
eggs are literally their only product
>>136247915
It shits eggs every morning worth 350 shekels. It doesn't really sell for that much at 5 hearts either. Unless you really need the money or just want a dinosaur, I'd donate it.
Can someone explain how growing trees in the greenhouse works? from my understanding the "optimal setup" has them on the tile somehow, is there a special way to do it?
>>136248358
Really wish the 5 heart sell prices weren't crap. CA just really fumbled the ball
>>136248545
Let em grow to maturity then place your quality sprinklers? You don't need tilled soil for trees
>>136248659
Okay so I can just place them on the tile as I please?
What did he mean by this?
>>136249018
he doesn't want a cis white-privileged cuck to get in the way of a proud black womyn's future.
>>136249018
Racemixing is a crime against nature.
>>136249018
Her future in black lives matter protest.
>>136249018
He's implying:
A. That somehow his daughter is a fucking retard who would throw away her post-secondary education to stay your bed buddy
A.A That somehow his daughter is a fucking retard who would settle for a lesser career to be with/near you
B. That you'd be a stupid clingy asshole like every other piece of trash she brought home from the hood and get in the way of her getting a higher education
C. That somehow you can't provide for her sufficiently despite he being a "field researcher" and his wife being a mostly jobless carpenter with two kids.
C.A. That as a woman you wouldn't be able impregnate her as her ovaries dry up and the knowledge of not having a blood child drives her to suicide
D. That you a punk ass bitch who can't keep her safe from Jamal
So pretty much asking for a curb stomping while he's at the mines.
>fairy came onto my farm in the middle of the night and increased the growth stage of one of my crops
wat
>>136239937
Cuz when I got close to her almost ready to marry I found out she's fucking Sam.
She lost any pity for her that day.
>>136250463
Why did you pity her in the first place
Why did you care she was in the tree with sam. Was it a post-bouquet scene?
anybody got a pic of optimal sprinkler layout for the greenhouse? I need my cranberry and starfruit shitfest to start up
>>136250613
Stuck with her alcoholic mother, who was not working at the time, in the only trailer in town.
Wants to do good for others so she teaches Vincent and Jas, cuz there isn't a nearby school.
Mainly she wants to get away and live in a house.
She seemed pure, but at 8 hearts she dropped the ball.
RIP Penny, you're in that trailer for the rest of your miserable life.
>>136250463
>>136250882
>allowing yourself to enforce this kind of headcannon
>>136250463
>literally nothing suggesting this other than your insecurity
>ConcernedApe flatout said it was purely platonic
>still choose to believe in le cuck meme
You know what this is, right? this is tumblr-tier headcanon shit and you are being a cancerous little tween.
Why can't I marry the harvest goddess? Why is there no harvest goddess?
>>136251328
>>136251128
Both you kill yourselves
>>136251457
you first tumblrtot. Hell you've already convinced yourself that you're so worthless that not even virtual women can love you, why not just grab the rope?
>>136250856
>>136250882
Was it before or after the bouquet?
>>136251457
you first faggot
>>136250463
ALL the girls and guys in the game have a pairing with each other that hasn't gone anywhere yet
Haley - Alex
Abigail - Sebastian
Penny - Sam
Leah - Elliot
Maru - Harvey
How the fuck did my duck lay an egg in the void?
>>136251635
what does it fucking matter when authorial intent has spoken?
>>136251771
The void takes all
>>136251875
Cool. So any trees would be along the top and the left side? Or does this not support trees?
>>136251692
This isn't true though. Seb's lines clearly state his only friend in the entire town is Sam (and with enough hearts, the player too).
>>136252178
It does, you gotta grow them before you put the outer sprinklers in. It's on the wiki you should have already read.
>>136251692
Honestly, I think that just comes down to really just him putting all of the marriage candidates in a group for the events.
I wish they did a harvest moon style thing though, where they'd start cultivating relationships over time. Maybe by the end of year 2 characters might start pairing off, but the scenes can give options to prevent it if it's the person you're wanting to be with (They have to be at 7-8+ hearts for it to be available or something)We all know Sam and Seb would be ass fucking each other eventually.
Anyone got some cool grandpa shrines I can steal? here's mine. kinda plain.
>>136252316
Honestly, the way Seb and Sam are, plus Penny and Maru have a similar relationship to where they seem kind of lezzy
I want a freaking shed, so I can make a building just for kegs instead of having them all outside like some weird hick
>>136253513
Barn them
>>136253772
but I have animals in there
>>136253513
just use a barn
>>136253513
>>136253772
>>136253923
I stole this one guys layout.
It's 80 kegs, but for now the most bottom right one next to the door is a chest for where I store all my fruit and vegetables.
That way I don't have to run in and out for one keg, so I only have 79 in mine.
>>136254001
is that a full-sized one or a regular one?
would a Slime Hutch have more room?
>>136252316
Abigail spends time in Sebastian's room before you raise her affection. And Sam tells you that Sebastian insisted on inviting Abigail to join their band. So yeah Sam and Abby are "friends".
>>136253916
You can have multiple barns/coops.
>>136254103
It's the most basic barn without upgrades.
I wouldn't know about the Slime building, because I never built one yet.
>tfw you get 2 rabbit feet and a duck feather in same week
>>136252585
>Penny and Maru
Do they even interact? The most I've seen from them is sitting together in the same bench.
I want to read a Stardew Valley NTR doujinshiin which the farmer takes awaySebastian from Abigail
>>136254204
>Sam and Abby are "friends".
I meant Sebastian and Abby.
>>136254268
gaaaaaaaaay
>>136254103
There's a pic of the inside of the slime hutch in this or last thread. Barns are cheap so you can just get more anyway.
>>136250314
It made 3 of my ancient fruit's grow in a day, pretty nice.
http://strawpoll.me/7167834
http://strawpoll.me/7167834
http://strawpoll.me/7167834
let's settle it once and for all.
>>136254268>you will never see the expression on abigail's face as she watches you brutally violate her boyfriend in obscene ways, tears streaming down her cheeks as sebastian can do nothing but apologize in pained gasps
So I'm trying to find the source of this mod, mostly cause I'm wondering if the guy plans to do more, that some, like Morris, have new portraits but don't have matching sprites bug me
That and I'm wondering if he plans to make new versions of all characters
>>136254204
>Implying Sebastian isn't using Abigail as a cover up to hide his relationship with Sam.
>>136255217
>there are people who vote bats
mushrooms give you life elixir ingredients year round. Best that bats can do is give you a pomegranate before fall
>>136254204
>Abigail spends time in Sebastian's room before you raise her affection.
Abby might be interested in Seb, but Seb's lines (the one the anon you quoted mentioned, plus possibly his being upset in the two heart event when Robin tells him he's coming by later) imply he doesn't seem very interested in her. This is further strengthened by the fact Seb never hangs out with Abby by himself.
The fact she stops visiting him when you raise her affection only makes me think she realizes at one point that Seb doesn't give a shit about her and she's better off putting effort on someone who actually does give one back, the PC.
>And Sam tells you that Sebastian insisted on inviting Abigail to join their band.
Vague. May be romantic, (especially since at that point in Sam's events you're winning his bro over, so he has to settle for someone else), may also be just Seb realizing she's a good drummer and doesn't want to pass on the opportunity.
Hell, Sam's events proceed exactly the same way if you're married to Abigail so "lmao cuck!" is just as likely.
>pic
That dialogue's vague as fuck. That's just as likely to be a jab at "no, i'm not pregnant, I'm just fat" as it is to be implying she's fucking someone.
The game leaves too much shit open to interpretation. You see what you want to see.
is it feasible to gather up enough refined quartz to pave your farm with crystal flooring?
>>136256126
Easily. Crab pot the shit out of bodies of water then recycle for quartz
>>136256126
Crab pots out the ass. This is trivial if you have the Luremaster perk.
so fertilizer
does it only cover up a certain amount of room? I have one but I don;t want to waste it
>>136256437
It covers 1 square until the end of the season or when the tile becomes untilled.
>It's starting to get cold outside. That means people will start coming in to warm up
CA didn't even try to be subtle about Pierre thinks about money 24/7
>>136255383
The solution is to fuck everyone in the ass. Just stock up on oil and stake your claim.
>>136255370
3dm
>>136256437
1 tile per unit per season. It's easy to make early on and later on your profits are so good it doesn't matter.
>>136256552
Were you ever living paycheck to paycheck poor? Cause he's been out fukken skilled by joja mart
>>136256552
His store is going under, he needs to shill his stuff 24/7 to move product
>>136256552
Event where Caroline leaves Pierre when
Does Elliot leave his house when it rains? I have checked the wiki, but there's nothing about his schedule when it rains. I'm assuming he stays inside all day because rain does such terrible havoc to his long, luxurious hair.
>>136257295
Please no. You just made me think of a tragedy where you're married to Abigail and end up taking Caroline on as well and it's just so gosh darn sad and wrong and lewd and wronglewd
>>136257295
>Caroline divorces Pierre and becomes a bachelorette
I'd fucking cum so hard at this
Start already
>>136239395
where do I get this mod
>>136257295
It's bad enough the Wizard had its way with her, we don't need the PC getting in the action too.
Also
>wanting to fuck a character who has 60-80% of their dialogue made out of whining about another character
Was this seriously a legendary fish? It struggled less than the pufferfish i caught once.
>>136257991
https://mega.nz/#!fIMDCajK!p02V1WXkaf1jWYB1lYU6qdbtOhYoH3HqDuk_d2iJW7E
Replace the file with the same name one under StardewValley/Content/Minigames
>>136258025
Once she gets the dick from someone she won't whine about then she'll be a good wife for sure
>>136257585
He stays in his shack the whole time, anon.
>>136258105
Pufferfish has higher difficulty rating than the Angler, yes.
>>136258179
Thanks anon
Any mods that make Fector's Challenge actually possible?
Even with 6 luck nothing good ever fucking drops and there's a billion monsters
>>136258105
Yes but it's the second easiest and as hard as a lingcod. Sewer fish is the same as a puffer fish, The crimson fish is as hard as an octopus, the rest are harder
>>136255370
http://www.pc6.com/softview/SoftView_241652.html
>>136258579
People have done it. Gitgudder
>>136258597
how the fuck do you have 5 legends
I don't know why but for some reason I'm strangely attracted to Marnie
>>136258609
he says the source cuck
>>136258803
It's a recatchable legendary fish unlike the others. You'd know cause you read the fukken wiki.
Having a bunch of rain totems in time for spring is great by the way
>>136258803
It's bug. Old versions you could catch as many as you wanted on the same day.
>>136258783
With +6 luck in the first two areas I got 7 coins total, two shotguns, and two coffees
I've had better runs on -3 luck
>>136258181
Might actually work. I mean, it's not like Pierre cares about anything but shekels.
>>136258893
Her portrait is fucking cute, especially the surprised one.
When I saw her I thought she was just a fat girl, never did I think she was an older lady until the whole fucking Lewis bit.
>>136258609
>Evelyn
>>136258894
>posts link to download the mod
>somehow isn't the "source"
okay anon
>>136256652
Found it, thanks, I can't really understand what it says despite google translate's help, but I think he's still updating
Unless some kind anon can make sense of Chinese and tell me otherwise, at least I can provide a link to the source in case anyone else wants to keep an eye on it
http://bbs 3dmgame com/thread-5052775-1-1 html
(4chan thinks it's spam, replace spaces with dots)
Also, what date was the rip made? The most recent update seems to be the 17th
>>136258025
>>wanting to fuck a character who has 60-80% of their dialogue made out of whining about another character
probably why nobody wants to fuck you
>>136254204
wh-what did she mean by this?
>>136259420
I want to FUCK Holo
>>136259476
Shes been been too many video games.
>>136258609
>>136259327
Already found it but thanks anyway
>>136258609
>everyone is tits on a stick sex bomb
>except pam who looks like a slightly more attractive version of herself
huh
>>136259327
see cuck
>>136259342
>>136259476
She needs that Demetrius dick to stretch her out. Enjoy you brown baby anon.
>>136259618
>No Jas sexbomb
When will he do her?
Event:
>Pierre and Caroline having huge fight
>You can either
>a) Do nothing (they stay together unhappily)
>b) Intervene and counsel (they stay together happily)
>c) Intervene and break them up gently (they break up but ultimately stay good friends)
>d) Intervene and break them up hard (they break up and hate each other forever)
If they break up they both become (single)
If you marry Caroline, Abigail also moves in with you
>>136259634
pls stop using meme words
>>136259583
*Been playing
>>136259774
dibs
>>136259836
sorrycuck
>>136259634
>>136259838
what ever happened to the word filter?
I loved that thing, one of the best changes nipmoot had made
>>136260005
mook remove it after anons on /pol/ were crying about
>>136259774
Now write and code it, i'd download
>>136257863
Where do you get this skull mask?
>>136260264
Kill Mr Bones in the mines several time so that he can't start his wild ride
>>136259774
>they both become single.
>pierre would be single
nerdy jew shopkeepers who get high in their spare time is now my fetish
>>136260005
KEK cuck
>>136260175
fucking weak, why not remove it for just /pol/?
So, What exactly does finishing the fish tank do? Does removing the glowing rock make the mountain lake better to fish in?
>>136259774
I can't really see Abigail moving in with you. Moving in with someone her age who just married her mom seems a bit weirdUnless this is just set-up for the eventual mother+daughter harem then by all means carry on
are these too close to each other? found them underneath some larger trees so its not loss for me if I have to take on of them out but i'd rather keep them if I could
>>136261325
assuming those aren't fruit, yes, they'll grow to full
>>136261313
To be fair, Farmer can be anywhere from 18 to 70 depending on how you color the hair
>>136261313
>her age
Isn't Abigail like 18-19-20?
I always thought the player character was meant to be 25-30
>>136261115
/pol/ is everywhere anon
>tfw I just caught the Angler AND a treasure
That wasn't hard at all. What the fuck.
>>136261438
True, guess I didn't really consider that
>>136261325
maple, oak, or pine? yes it'll grow.
fruit tree? too close
>>136249726
What's worse is that he says this shit at just 2 hearts.
Like jesus christ the player has not made a single move on her--is ages away from being able to make a move.
His reaction borders on insane.
http://strawpoll.me/7168242
well?
>>136261998
I thought it made sense.
While playing as a female farmer.
On the other hand sheesh what a blowhard.
Where do I get 100 hardwood to make the stable? I can't find any besides the ones in the old stomps in the farm.
>>136252316
If you open up your save file in notepad you can check all the love interests of each character in the game. <characters><NPC><name>Sebastian</name>
<defaultMap>SebastianRoom</defaultMap>
<loveInterest>Abigail</loveInterest>
>>136261998
It's Maru who is interested in you. He's just being cautious because he knows she's naive.
He's still a dick though.
>>136262253
Secret Woods, far west of Marnie's ranch and north of the Wizard Tower. Entrance is blocked by a hardwood tree stump.
>>136262021
where's the "idgaf" option
>>136262308
But where does that matter ingame.
It's not like there are rival events involved in this game. For all we know, you found CA's notes on who likes who.
>>136262461
he should probably have the talk with Maru and not the unassuming third party
>>136262680
babygirl does no wrong, though
>box of pumpkin
>insert newspaper in recycling machine
>receive cloth
Eat or die mod when.
Wolves attacking your farm mod when.
Food going bad mod when.
More random events ala witch/fairy shit mod when.
More mine enemies and better combat in general when?I just want some actual difficulty and more than just becoming a billionaire farm tycoon before year 3.
>>136262572
I dunno.
I made myself sad though when I saw that Marnie liked Lewis, but Lewis liked "null".
Mayor. Mayor, Mayor, Mayor. I respected you once, but no longer. Sleeping around with a respectable woman like Marnie, and you don't even have feelings for her. Disgusting.
She needs to wake up and smell the Marlon.
>>136262803
>2016
>not keeping pumpkin under your bed just in case
Cum on, step it up, senpai
Gipsy is too kind. Now i can finish the mage bundle.
I wish she would sell me a duck egg of some wool too tough. It's all i need for the animal bundle.
Huh, I just realized that Demetrius is a black man who moved out the countryside after a divorce and then promptly married a white girl like robin.
Is this a subtle joke on how black females are all harpies? Because I approve
>>136262536
Holy shit, thanks anon
I am literally and figuratively retarded, how hard is it to install mods?
So is it impossible to marry during the winter?
>This event
I didn't expect these feelings from Shane, I thought he was just an asshole.
>>136263280
A royal pain in the ass IIRC.
Fucking CA Used XNB for data related things.
Little known fact: XNB is a pain in the ass.
Can someone mod the walk animation in to a crouching sneak walk?
>>136263325
I think you can if you buy the pendant whenever but don't give it to your spouse until winter.
>>136263003
Demetrius is a genius scientist, good father, and married a pretty white girl, with whom they have the most lovey dovey relationship in the entire game
He's basically "Pandering: the character"
>>136263325
If you bought the shell before winter i assume yes. Otherwise no.
I'm not 100% sure tough
>>136263402
I only know one of those acronyms
Fuck
>>136263449
>with whom they have the most lovey dovey relationship in the entire game
That's not Lewis and Marnie
>>136263176
Don't forget to go back there every day, since the 6 stumps that are there respawn daily.
>>136262564
you skipped right over it, it's next to the "submit" button when posting
>>136263623
see above, it's one sided and they're not married
Just because Marnie's cute doesn't mean things are a-ok
>>136260175
Leave it to /pol/ to always ruin the good things.
>>136263846
>It's one sided
Wut
>Your character is forced to drink beer in some events
>He/she enjoys it in said events
how am i supposed to immerse myself in this video game if this is my character
>>136264226
Pretend it's root/ginger beer?
I agree. Beer tastes awful and the fact that I can't substitue wine is heinous.
Advice bros? Should I throw them all in the seed chopper and hope for the best? Or should I wine 'em?
Can you mod the nigger out of this game?
>>136264226
Pretend it's donkey semen
I know damn well you're just gonna eat that melon, Demetrius.
>>136263823I'm only 19 and I've wasted my entire life.
>>136264393
That depends, Do you want to grow them in the glasshouse year round? Do you want the convenience of not having to pay the jew next year? Then Seed them.
Do you need cash now then call jg wentworth and throw those suckers in the bins.
>>136238581
he gets no shit what are you talking about
I d-drew Marnie g-guys
>>136264798
is she farting?
>>136264798
Those are some big lips
>>136264798
I'm going to be polite and not put out what the art critic is saying. All I'm going to say is you may need to work on human expressions and anatomy.
Please.
>>136264798
SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>136264393
Sweet Gem Berries cannot be made into wine nor jam.
>>136263280
installing mods is piss easy
>C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Stardew Valley/Content
from here, mod makers usually have instructions on which fodler to drop it into
then you just click copy and repalce and you're done
MAKING mods, and real mods mind you not superficial recolours, is hard as fuck
one anon here had two aneurysms trying to change a side character's NAME
there are two kinds of special types of mods being made that are wonderful, like one adding sell prices onto items in your inventory
that mod requires a special program to run and installation for that is easy
>down load contents of folder
>drop them right here
then to install the mods that required teh program, you just drop them in the folder that says mods. then you just open the game with the programI played a lot of modded skyrim and that was a shitfest compared to this paradise
>>136264798
>You will never eat out that assArt needs work anon, take a look at some references to get a feel for proportion
>>136264798
I thought that was maru with a braid
>>136264798
need to work on your faces and perspective a bit more
arms and feet look tiny and you've got the head turned at a flat 90 degree angle which is impossible for most people and makes the picture look really unnatural among the other things
practice makes perfect so just keep at it
>>136264065
You must not have gotten the cutscene yet where Marnie asks Lewis to go steady with her and he says "No, it would compromise my standing as Mayor if we dated." And she says, "Oh... okay."
My jaw hit the floor.
>>136265023
and when I say right here, I mean this image that wasn't forgotten
>>136264393
Use them for thestardropif you haven't yet.
>>136264393
why did you block off your doggy like that
>>136265628
puppy can get out, there's one tile exit. it just takes him a while to figure it out each morning. he kept getting in the way of gathering my crops.
VOTE FOR STARDEW STUFF
(maybe shove it in a pastebin for the next OP)
>Bachelor:
http://strawpoll.me/7168424
>Bachelorette:
http://strawpoll.me/7168423
>Villager:
http://strawpoll.me/7168427
>Female Villager:
http://strawpoll.me/7168425
>Festivals:
http://strawpoll.me/7168428
>Tool upgrades:
http://strawpoll.me/7168429
>Minigames:
http://strawpoll.me/7168430
>Rarecrows:
http://strawpoll.me/7168442
>Tomato:
http://strawpoll.me/7168460
>>136265628
More importantly how did he get the doggy ball toy that's it has by its neck
>>136265813
or maybe we never put the trash in there
fuck off
>>136265813
why?
I hope Ape adds an option to buy paint for your buildings
>>136265897
Why not?CA lurks these threads and it could possibly help him
>>136264798
that's marnie? I thought it was leah.
she needs to be somewhat chunkier because she a little more mature, and her features are rounder. also, just say no to the bubba lips.
Jesus fuck. I just tried the prairie king and the last boss raped my ass. Managed to get him down to a sliver of health but his random ass super fast bullets keeped fucking me over.
How in the hell are you supposed to beat this without dying for the steam achievement?
does this mean no rain? I'd really like to upgrade my watering can
All the >Cuck Pierre memes aside I think having Caroline/Pierre as potential bachelorette/bachelor options would be interesting. They don't really seem to be happy together
>>136266083
wrong fag. he joined reddit, not 4chan. he has already chosen his golden children. whereas this asshole has left us to rot
>>136265813
>Tomato
>>136266224
yes
>>136266224
Do you live in a place that gets thunder and lightning and no rain along with it?
>>136266224
It does mean rain. The lighting can destroy your stuff tough. If you can get some lighitning rods to harvest it for batteries.
Jas lewdswhen?
>>136266083
>he lurks these threads
Yeah, I'm gonna need a source on that.
You know how it works, CA, make a tweet.
>>136266470
lurk more
>>136266470
Fuck off
>>136266354
>I just want you to see my point of view
I can't stand this fucker
>>136264798
All this subpar art is making me want to draw lewds to compensate
>>136266430
some places in the world do, I live in oregon, so not here
>>136266393
so no rain?
>>136266431
or yes rain?
I still don't have access to lighting rods as a craftable, all I have built are s
2 silos,
3 scarecrows
3 furnaces
and a bunch of blueberries
>>136266741
Taking requests?
>I lost a lot of good friends in those bloody trenches
Man why are there so many feels?
He's supposed to be harder to catch than the ice floor one right? He did fast moves from time to time but he stood around much more instead of having a seizure like the ice fish, didn't even need a trap bobber.
So, you can get gold star mayonaise. Can you get gold star duck mayo?
>>136266741
Penny Does Pelican Town please.
>>136266741
Draw Abby getting sexy time deep in the woods.
You know you want it.
>>136266741
slime on slime action
>>136266968
What is the best lure for catching those kinds of fish? cork or trap?
>>136266956
I know, i wish he died too. I want to marry his wife.
>>136267094
This
are there any slime girl mods? are they any good?
>>136267119
If you're having trouble, trap bobber + some + fishing food helps
>>136266901
After I finish Yaoi/seme Elliott, maybe.
>>136264798
eh fuck it
better than I can do
>>136242104
We could use more alexposters to add some variety to the endless waifuposting.
>>136267170
As if she would go for a degenerate such as you? Wishing death on her husband? fucking freak
>>136267523
necrophilia mod when?
>Emily sends cloth in the mail
>give it back to her the next day for points
Stardew Valley is fun.
>>136265178
Thank you Anon, I will take the heavy criticism from everyone and temper better garbage for next time.
I won't give up on recreating my waifu
>>136267745
I do the same thing with Pam and beers
>>136267745
It's best to just give her jewels tough. She loves all kinds and they're super easy to find.
>>136267706
I think you're in the wrong general.
>>136266590
Are you saying there actually are some?
>>136266985
The gold star mayo comes from Large eggs only afaik.
>>136267745
And yet you still can't marry herwithout mods ofcourse
>(Closed on Wednesdays)
>JojaMart still open
I think one thing I really like about this game is that it gives you at least one reason to hate any given person.
>>136267962
> implying the dev had a choice to exclude gays due to the uproar it would cause with people like you
How can I get brown eggs?
>>136268576
Brown chicken
>>136268625
How do you get brown chickens? I bought two but they were white. Or are the next just automatically brown?
I forgot about Elliot's birthday.
I had a lobster ready for him and everything in the fridge.
>all this butthurt about Penny and Sam
>no-one ever talks about how Leah used to fuck some dude in the city
What kind of name is Kel anyway?
>>136267706Its a joke picture more than anything.
>>136268940
>>136268940
Ask Kenan.
Why aren't there more hat mods
>>136268940
The butthurt was proven false by ape alredy tough.
Also only ones who care are purity fags.
>>136269154
Awwwww here it goes
>>136268940
Leah is a late 20's city artist girl, nobody cares she fucked some guy before, its understandable, now shy , little town , cute, innocent penny is a different story, you don't expect the cute one to be the slut.
just think man.
>>136268940
Sounds like the name of an orange soda lover
>Lewis begging for blueberries
>blueberries are not one of his loved items
>make him a blueberry tart
>doesn't love it either
why
>>136269524
He did say he LIKED it. He wasn't lying.
Most of the loved stuff you find out through other people.
>>136205819
From last thread
>tfw they finally make a butcher mod
>it's SMAPI
>feels like minecraft rn
>Marie's closed for two days in a row
>finish the community center
>the scene with Morris comes in
Did anyone else find it kind of fucked up that Pierre essentially got the whole town to drive his competitor out? Isn't that, like, an FTC violation?
I'm inspired to draw something from the game except there is one minor issue.
I've never drawn anything.
How do I draw to a good enough degree that is is at least slightly passable for an erection.
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
>>136269938
Not since he didn't actually offer them anything to do it iirc.
>>136270070
You practice. A lot.
>>136270138
Marniefags BTFO
>>136270138
>If word got out, it could undermine my position of authority in the town
>>136268545
Wow. You couldn't be more wrong with that assumption.
>>136270339
That faggot Pierre could start badmouthing Marnie saying she's seducing the Mayor to get preferential treatment on taxes and calling the Mayor corrupt.
He's actively badmouthed Joja before, always calling their seeds shit and all that, and that's probably why Morris took such a hard-handed approach against Pierre in the first place.
HALEY OR PENNY
>>136270789
Pierre wouldn't do that, there's no reason to because they sell completely different products. If they had overlapping stock I wouldnt put it past him but as is, he would get called out for hating on Marnie and being as bad as Morris.
>Mega Bomb unlocked
It's time
>>136270339
contracts when
>>136270837
Haley. Penny is poor.
>>136270837
Abby
>>136270981
I don't want her to turn to a life of porn and strip clubs like most cute trailer girls though
>>136270837
Follow your heart anon.Or your dick. Whatever works best for you.
>>136270901
His ravenous money grubbing only intensified after he successfully fucked over Morris though.
It's all that his new dialogue is about after Joja closes down.
He definitely wouldn't mind getting new acquisitions.
Posting the same shit again because who even sees what was said 1 hour ago
VOTE FOR STARDEW STUFF
>Bachelor:
http://strawpoll.me/7168424
>Bachelorette:
http://strawpoll.me/7168423
>Villager:
http://strawpoll.me/7168427
>Female Villager:
http://strawpoll.me/7168425
>Festivals:
http://strawpoll.me/7168428
>Tool upgrades:
http://strawpoll.me/7168429
>Minigames:
http://strawpoll.me/7168430
>Rarecrows:
http://strawpoll.me/7168442
>Tomato:
http://strawpoll.me/7168460
>>136266470Not that it really counts as lewd, but it's something to work it for the time being.
>>136271116
Perhaps, but I don't doubt that everyone would laugh at him if he tried to fight over it and if he tried to raise suspicions over the business tax, all it would take is for Lewis to show him the books (assuming of course that Marnie ISNT receiving unfair treatment) to prove him wrong. He pulled the "tight-knit community" card to run Morris out of town, he can't just shove it back into the deck when it suits him.
Actually, on that note, does Marnie even pay business tax? She lives out of town,
w-why was the Wizard guy with Linus of all people at the Spirit's Eve festival?
>>136270901
>he would get called out for hating on Marnie and being as bad as Morris.
He is no better than Morris, look how he treats its family and try to jew you all you can. I want my harvest moon wind baazar mechanic so I can sell my own stock weekends.
>>136271063
>Marrying some out of pity
You are not helping anyone.
>>136270070
1. Draw some circles.
2. Draw the rest of the fucking porn.
Can anyone with Slime Incubators tell me if Slimes are supposed to be spawning literally everywhere.
>>136271208
holy shit fuck off
nobody cares about your spam
>>136271505
>That picture
Please, Don't stop
>>136265202
THAT'S what happens in that cutscene?
Holy fuck let it be true.
Is there a step-by-step guide for retards on modding?
>>136271750
Yes.
Step One: Go back to Plebbit
Congratulations, they'll spoonfeed you there.
>>136271568
what shitty chair placement on that table, the guys sitting on the corners will have to eat from the same plate.
>>136271750
Of course.
Step One: Don't fucking do it because it's not necessary
>>136271857
Is there actually a guide there?
>>136271750
i'll help you, I have nothing better to do than play the game
what do you have trouble with?
list me your mods you want to use
>>136271750
>>136271916
there's a bunch of guides on the official forums, just go there
(for both making, and installing mods)
>>136272057
Thank you my friend, I want to use just this one because I don't like the base portraits very much
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/anime-portrait-by-toon-and-bunnerz.3466/
>>136271568
This one's been living with the animals for so long and seems to have taken in the return to barn at 5pm schedule.
>>136271864
House is a mess, its pretty much filled with random tables and chairs right now since I don't know how they'll look and I have to buy them since they're randomly circulated/
>>136272297
ok, gimem a sec
Are you fucking kidding me game
>>136272374
>implying this has never happened to you in real life
>>136272297
Got ya covered bro, just
1. Download and extract file
2. Copy .xnb File to Folder \Stardew Valley\Content\Portraits
>>136272374
>he fell for the corn meme
>>136272374
I feel with you, anon
Halp, I gave Penny a bouquet and proceeded to ten hearts with her. But after the whole Sam cucking tree thing I regret my choices.
Abigail seems like the better choice in hindsight. What events I've unlocked with her are so far more engaging than Penny's, with only the last event really having any impact.
Will shit happen in the game if I give a second bouquet to another girl?
>>136272497
Wow, I didn't think it would be so easy. Thank you Anon
>>136272549
>he fell for the he fell for the corn meme meme
>>136271419
It's not explicit, but Lewis stops by Marnie's once or twice a week to make sure 'all her needs are being taken care of'. Figure that probably includes taxes.
>>136272617
you can give as many bouquets as you want afaik
>>136272617
yeah, you ever watch the school days anime?
>>136272617
Ape confirmed that no cucking happened
In other words, it was actually Vincent, showing his crafty little shit side, trying to ruin the player's relationship with Penny because he wants to marry her.
If you don't believe it was Vincent's idea then it could've been Jas' plan since she proceeds to drag Vincent away and talk to him right after.
>>136272617
>implying you are not cucking Sam
>>136272909
Also Vincent is like 10, he probably thinks climbing trees together is the peak of romance
>>136272297
>>136272670
is that really all you needed?
you just didn't read the instructions?
>>136243615
This,
I love the weight and defense bonuses the Lava Katana has. Is the damage from the memeblade enough to outweigh those bonuses?
>>136273143
Yeah, sorry
>>136273175
meme blade if you're good at not getting hit
lava katana if you're not
>>136272617
I swear i saw this before. Is this some sort of pasta to stir up shit?
>>136273175
yes just dont get hit
Whatever happened to all the Carolinefags?
Man, why is corn so shit, Did Concerned Ape Hate the first GBC Harvest moon or something?
Also seeing the note on the seedmaker about not working with fruit trees gives many AWL Keks. God that game was fucking shit, why did we love that game anons?
>>136272374
>>136272558
If you open your Journal as you're passing out, it cancels the animation and you can stay awake past 2am.
Don't tell CA. I like this exploit when I'm in a pinch.
>>136272374
>TFW You still get mugged outside your home.
Now the question is, is it the dwarf or linus rifling your pockets?
Is the copper pan even worth taking up one inventory slot for?
>>136273231
I should have just stuck with the other anons
christ
Why can't we make our own flour, sugar, or vinegar?
I mean, a "mill" crafting station would be perfect. Mill, like, 10 wheat into 1 wheat flour and like 30 fiber into 1 sugar. Then allow apple or grape preserves to be put into a keg to make vinegar.
>>136273924
>10 wheat into 1 wheat flour
what
>TFW Spring of year 2
>TFW Want to restart because I took Forester and Miner.
Had only I known botanist was so fucking good.
>>136273661
really? for how long?
>>136273824
It's pretty much confirmed to be Dwarf, from what they say.
>>136243285
You know you can buy coal from Clint right
Taking Prospector just seems dumb, though Blacksmith isn't much better
Which is why you go Geologist, Excavator is the only level 10 perk worth a damn
>>136267061
With slimes or what?
>>136274115
Edit your professions in your save file, dear anon.
>>136273997
do you really think that 1 bundle of wheat is enough for a whole bag of flour?
>>136274110
>neither of them has a copulating spicule
>>136274183
s2 when
>>136274262
With the farmer, of course. Right after making music.
>>136274306
Are you blind? It's inside the female.
>>136266741
Penny fucking in the spa
>>136274110
He did it. The absolute madman.I'm fucking crying. Good shit, anonymous.
Does Agriculturist 10% growth reduction round up or down?
e.g. 12 days - 10% = 10.8 days, so will melons take 10 days to grow or 11?
>>136274304
Do you really think that one whole bag of flour is needed for pancakes?
In any case, it only takes one egg for a mason jar of mayo, so it's not like it really matters.
Why don't sprinklers work on the dog bowl?
>>136274304
one bundle of grapes is enough to make a bottle of wine
>>136274159
In patch 4, it was until 4am, whereupon you had to do it a second time in order to continue staying awake. Patch 5 changed something so that now you have to open your Journal every 10 minutes to counter falling asleep. It's still good enough to allow you to get your ass home to bed.
I don't recommend staying awake past 6am since it seems to make your kegs/jars/whatever take longer to complete. I've no idea why. (and I could be mistaken, but I noticed that beer wasn't done even after six days.)
>>136274331
Hopefully soon
>>136274110
based, thanks man
can do you have it without the faces? having an exploitable would be nice
>>136274509
I know what that bug is,
That's a rollover bug.
what is the best ring layout? Currently using Iridium Band and an Amethyst Ring
>>136273924
>apple or grape preserves to be put into a keg to make vinegar
Preserves? You mean jam? I'm not understanding how that could be a good idea.
>>136272909
>Ape confirmed that no cucking happened
Because Ape would outright state: "Yes, I was trying to imply that Penny while engaged in a relationship with you was getting rammed by Sam against a tree."
Of course he would say nothing happened, considering how many people were upset by the implication. That doesn't change the actual intent of the scene though.
I mean, for fucks sakes, Penny and Sam are old enough to be parents. When was the last time you climbed a tree just for the sake of climbing a tree? And with a member of the opposite sex, no less?
You think Penny was flustered by the statement because she has a secret tree climbing hobby or something?
>>136274714
Iridium Band + whatever, it doesn't matter much beyond that.
>>136274509
thanks anon, will give it a try
>>136274751
>Word of God is meaningless because I say so
>>136274751
>When was the last time you climbed a tree just for the sake of climbing a tree? And with a member of the opposite sex, no less?
When you're in a small town with apparently no computer/Internet access and very little else to do to pass the time...
>You think Penny was flustered by the statement because she has a secret tree climbing hobby or something?
She's flustered because the statement could be taken the wrong way. Which, incidentally, did happen.
At least, that's an equally valid way to interpret the scene.
>>136274564
For you
>>136274406
>>136274375
No promises but sweet husband and wife consensual sex lewds are promising.
Lava eel pls
pls
Just let me catch you
>>136274265
>>136274348
I hate to cheat, but there is no appropriate respec capability for these kind of things.
>>136274751
Anon why do you care so much as to push your narrative on it? If you want to be a cuck then go for it, just don't try to pass it as law for everyone else.
>>136274751
Go to bed, Anthony Burch.
>>136274732
Vinegar is usually made from grapes or apples in the case of cider vinegar, and I just wanted a way for them to use the keg instead of making a machine just for vinegar. Unless you expand the properties of the oil maker but that's kind of silly too
>>136273287
Nah, at the 8 heart scene when you're talking with the kids for Penny, if you choose the Farmer options than Vince chimes in with a question.
He asks whether eating the vegetables you grow will make him big and strong. Like his older brother Sam, who's so strong the other night he saw Sam pick Miss Penny up by the waist against a tree.
Penny freaks out at this point and tells Vince not to gossip, and makes some offhand comment about kids saying the wildest things.
>>136274751
>When was the last time you climbed a tree just for the sake of climbing a tree?
I'm 28 years old and bought my own house last July. I climbed the tree in my back yard three days ago.
CA has given "no comment" answers to questions about potentially scandalous scenarios in game, so if he clearly says this case is clean, then it is.
You're a paranoid and sad man.
>>136274923
>>136274906
Fine, from the standpoint he can retcon his own material, but it doesn't change the original intent.
>When you're in a small town with apparently no computer/Internet access and very little else to do to pass the time...
Yes, what do you do, with the opposite sex? Climb trees?
>>136275136
Anon i fucking know about the scene and the memes involved. I meant that i saw that post word for word before, so i felt it was pasta
Also Ape confirmed nothing happened.
>By the waist
>Kids saying the darnest things
Anon you're trying too hard, i'm not that ignorant. He says climbed a tree, and she just tells him not to gossip.
>>136275295
don't talk shit about climbing trees man
>>136274984
I know what you mean about the cheating, but it's a single-player game, anon, so you aren't hurting anyone. And the most important part of any game is to entertain and make you happy. Play the game how you like, even if that means going outside the box a little sometimes.
>>136275295
>8 heart scene
At 8 hearts Penny is no doubt interested in you at this point and as >>136274923 stated, what Vincent said could be misinterpreted and make you suspicious of her, which is why she freaked out.
>>136275295
>Not wanting to climb trees
What's so wrong about getting cucked by your waifu, though? If you love her, you'll let her have her fun.
>>136275189
Alright, maybe Sam and Penny were really just innocently climbing trees, and Penny was having difficulty so Sam picked her up to help her in the process.
>mfw I found out coffee works on the horse
>>136275295
>he can retcon his own material, but it doesn't change the original intent
>insane person believes he can read other people's minds.
>>136274946
awesome
>>136275295
They're childhood friends and she's the shy type, Ape litteraly explained she didn't feel like denying his request because she's too polite.
The reason she tells him not to gossip is because she has a major crush on you, and of course hearing that from Vincent would make you imagine something else.
And you know what the funny thing is? It happened, everyone started shouting cuck. Good job.
>>136275495
Also I need a Stardew Valley version of this.
>>136275476
Climbing trees is better thantaking boat rides.
Proven fact.
>>136275698
Good one anonFuck you
>>136275495
Because that means she didn't love you as much.
>>136275698
At least the boat hell ended.
>>136275421
>TFW The changes are in plain text in the file.
>TFW The save file is a glorified config file from which the game loads from
Goddamn. No wonder saving and loading takes awkwardly long.
>>136275585
>Implying writers don't retcon their material
I just don't see what Ape's intent with the scene could have been other than to imply something is going on with Sam? I mean. There's a reason why he put it there, right?
Was it really just literary dross, serving no purpose for the game's narrative?
If I sell stuff at Pierre's shop is it at a reduced price?
>>136275926
Again because >>136275658 she didn't want you to start thinking exactly as you're currently interpreting the situation. She likes you and dosn't want you to get the wrong idea about what happened.
>>136275926
You're giving me an option A and an option B when both of them are wrong.
>>136275882
>saving
>takes awkwardly long
?
It's literally less than half a second for me
whoa this got dark pretty quick
any mods to show what really happens in this rape scene
>>136275961
shipping or selling at vendors is the same price. If you sell it at shops it won't count towards your shipping collection though.
>>136276086
she terroizies your boi pussi with her girlcockrelentlessly
>>136275882
Hm, does it take a long time? I guess it's not exactly instant, but I figured that's because every time it saves, it is also generating a lot of new data for the coming day.
Personally, I like that the save file is so easy to manipulate.
I just want a mod that lets me SKIP PAST THE FUCKING LOGOS and go straight to the New/Load screen.
>>136276081
It's not instantaneous, I know it's a modern game made to look like an SNES but everything stops while it saves. It's not long, but yet it's blatantly obvious.
>>136271568
cute house anon
and, yes they do.
>>136276252
Anon. Open up your game, and as soon as the first logo shows up press esc.You're welcome.
>>136276316
Well I hope it doesn't break the game
>>136276435
RIP Linus
Krobus Marriage when?
>>136275658
>>136276036
And she does it by telling Vincent not to gossip, before pretending nothing was ever said. That doesn't exactly shout 'I have a crush on you'.
>>136276057
What was the purpose of the dialog, then? Vincent says he saw Sam picking up Penny the other night to climb trees. Did Ape just want to convey that Penny is a shy girl who can't refuse getting picked up?
>>136276435
Can I just say I like how your character looks.
>>136276559
Still working on it.....
>>136276580
You are either literally autistic or baiting.
>>136276581
No you can't anon. You will now be fined 5000 /sdvg/ farmer points for this offense.
>>136275659
Will this do?
>>136276747
I suppose, it would be a lot better in black and white though.
>>136276829
I saw another one posted in these threads, but was the same style... shouldn't be too hard to make though
Any way to consistently open and close gates without hopping off your horse? This shit is driving me crazy.
is this game FOTM or is it actually better than harvest moon games? I've only played Friends of Mineral Town
>>136276580
I'm fairly sure you're pushing for replies at this point for the sake of it, but i'll answer once more seriously.
She told him not to gossip because she didn't confess to you yet, she wasn't going to explain the situation to you then and there because "i don't want you to get the wrong idea because i like you".
Also, ape puts in a lot of random shit as dialogue sometimes, and some of then is pretty weak, he says so himself that he had no real intention of making an implication like that with the line. It was just supposed to be Sam, asking penny to climb a tree with him, probably so they can talk. There dosn't need to be a major purpose for the line, it was just supposed to be a thing Vincent spoted and somehow ended up being brought up. That's it.
Now if you want to deny the creator's word because apparently you can read minds, then i'm just going to stop.
>>136276945
I THINK the consensus is a bit better then HM, worse then Rune Factory but worth $15 regardless.
>>136276945
It's on par with Friends of Mineral Town at least.
Though it lacks the ultra endgame stuff that FOMT has it's still pretty good. better than fucking musical melody.
>>136276829
actually, found it
but it's much worse
>cucks cucked again
>sweatyape stumped
>haleybros reign supreme
>>136276580
I mean... a few other anons have already given you a very concise breakdown of the events and the reasoning behind them. At this point I'd just be going over ground that they have sufficiently covered. If you still don't understand, then I don't think it's within my ability to help you.
When I got that scene, I imagined the situation looked something like this.
>>136277084
Is there anyone in Pelican Town this slut ISN'T banging?
>>136276945
It's on par at least with the better HM games. And no kawaii anime-style bullshit like the new ones.
>>136277063
>FOMT endgame
You mean the cursed/blessed tools? Because it was basically just making the stuff you alredy did pretty faster, nothing really endgame about it.
Either that, or i don't remenber what the endgame was. It's been way too long.
>>136276362
....
.......
Um, thanks. This is better than rapidly clicking every time.
>>136277084
You know, you can have a active thread without shitposting.
Can someone post a picture of a house with the last upgrade? Thanks
>>136277198
Player character
>>136277406
>a active
excuse me anon but i'm posting content from the videogame, don't confuse me with the "I want to fuck X!" posters
>>136277257
Yeah that's the stuff. and it was pretty endgame given how bullshit the mines were.
good news is that the normal mines in Stardew valley is significantly less bullshit. Making it easy to get up to gold tier tools
But the iridium filled skeleton mines are more "Traditional" with some real "Classic Gameplay"
What magic are the villagers employing to always make it sunny on a festival day?
>>136277198
Of course.The player
>>136277604
they do the rain dance, but backwards
>>136276636
Thank you! <3
lewd
Abigail confirmed for best girl
strawpoll.me/7168423/
Caroline marriage mod when
>>136277798
Well, duh. Even the game logic agrees.
Best equipment = Iridium
Iridium = purple
Abigail = purple
>>136277954
>X = Y = Z
Does that mean abigail is the best equipment???
>>136277798
>Maru is least popular neet
Do trees grow in winter?
>>136278352
Yes.
>>136278352
Fruit trees yes, tap trees no.
>>136278437
So normal tress don't grow?
That means my wood resource is also cut?
>>136278503
Just go cutting all those trees outside your farm
Wasn't there a time stop mode in houses, so it plays similar to Harvest Moon?
>>136278736
there is a mod, yes
if you could find it in the code, you could just change it from true to false
>>136278837
>if you could find it in the code
Proof that rods do nothing to protect objects from lighting during a storm
Hide your chests anon
>Put a dino egg in the mayo machine
>Kinda excited to see what comes out of it
>It's just a fucking regular mayo
>>136274110
woah blue board anonthanks it's my fetish
>>136278123
Also yes.
Can chickens be moved from one coop to another?
>>136279180
Fuq.
Lightning destroying random shit is kind of aggravating.
>>136279409
yes
>>136279231
>put a void egg in the machine
>not really excited to see what comes out because whatever
>oh wait void eggs can't go in the mayo machine
THANKS CA
>>136279419
How do
>>136279502
Should be an option when you click the animal.
>>136279502
are you the same guy who asked how to mod the portraits in?
click on teh animal and click one of the three options there
>>136279575
Oh thanks.
>>136279771
No, that shit is easy as fuck.
Was just wondering because I demolishing a coop I regret it's placement.
>>136276581
Thanks.
I've kept changing my farmer's clothing options a lot with the very first one looking like a generic businesswoman which happened to work great since she turned out to be an office worker in the backstory.
I hope Ape eventually adds more hats or expand clothing options.
Just hit level 5 Mining, what's more useful the +1 more ore or the chance for extra gems
>>136271568
This is what you get for hatching slimes outside you irresponsible farmer. Now slimegirls are infesting the town/country side and raping all the men
>>136280224
Gems. You're gonna drown in ore soon.
dear f(r)ootfags...
if tomatois fruit
how me cannot make into jam??
checkmate frooftags
Is there a divorce mod yet?
Preferably one that doesn't break anything and lets me marry someone else.
>>136280414
because the guy who coded the game decided to code them as vegetables and mistakenly thought they were vegetables instead of fruits
>>136278123
It means Abigail will probably eat your best equipment
>>136280515
You're a fucking fruit, dude.
>>136280515
They're considered vegetables in the culinary sense. Which is the most fitting classification in a game like this.
tfw you forget you had a pet
>>136271219
nice. more?
>>136271219
PEDO DETECTED!
Please proceed to the nearest suicide booth. Thank you.
>>136280801
That's all I've been able to find so far, and it was from one of the previous threads too.
>>136280785
i'd be nice if they found random treasure for you, or in season gold star forageable/plantable crops they just "found"
but no
they do fucking nothing, even broken discs have a fucking use on the farm
>>136280240
But they're so polite anon
>>136280785
I only have one pet and its the horse
>>136280801
You as well.
I sure hope winter doesn't ruin everything.
>>136280876
>that filename
He's not the one who should be finding a suicide booth.
>>136281419
desert doesn't get frost, it should be fine
when is CA going to add a hardmode to the game
>winter
>be in the desert
>dig a worm
>get snow yam
>>136281631
Yeah, about that
Well fuck me sideways
>>136281731
In my homeland, we have a saying that goes like this:when you code it
>>136281992
How much damage did that do?
>>136281992
>>136282078
It left me at 1hp
>>136282024
b-but I can't code it ;_;
>>136282167
You better eat that ice cream anon
Any way to edit your save so as to undo the last house upgrade? I regret this immensely.
My bedroom's too big, the firework in the kitchen is stupid, I can't move my nonexistant son's crib, and the whole shape of the house is retarded
>>136282274
Should I?
>>136282409
do a flip
>>136282409
yes
>>136282409
do a backflip
>>136282367
Nope. Time to start a new game anon
>>136282768
Jesus Fuck
>>136282367
Yes, it's extremely easy. Literally just turning a 2 into a 1.
Sandy gave me milk. I didn't know she could do this.
She should seriously be a marriage candidate.
>>136282910
Okay, good. Thanks. Anyone knows if this could fuck up something about pathing or someshit?
>>136256057
>This is further strengthened by the fact Seb never hangs out with Abby by himself.
Winter. Abby spends time in Seb's room on mondays.
>>136282963
Are you married? I'm not, so I couldn't say.
Definitely remove your furniture and shit before downgrading, since who knows where it would end up otherwise.
And copy/paste your save to a separate folder first, as a backup.
Would you side with Morris to fight the true jew?
>>136282951
Heh. One of Sandy's jugs.
>>136283159
Yes, I hate that faggot Pierre.
>>136283159
>Pierre is closer to the farm
>Pierre is closer to the town in general
>Pierre has Abigail
There's no contest. Morris can go fuck himself.
>>136283478
Pierre is only good for stealing his wife and daughter
>>136283478
>Prioritizes convenience over what kind of person runs the store
Jews stand together it seems
>>136280175
>Office Lady-> Farmgirl -> Wine Baroness
What's the next step?
>>136283583
I'm sure he won't even notice.
>>136280785
>tfw you forget you had a pet
If you raise it's friendship to 1000, at +20 a pet and -2 for not talking to it each day, you get a message "Petname loves you!"
You can't talk to the pet so it gets a -2 every day for not being talked to.
>>136283612
Pierre and Morris are both scum, but Morris isn't giving me any reason not to just do my shopping at Pierre's.
>>136283654
Which is good, Caroline probably hasn't gotten fucked in awhile and would be a great lay
>>136282951
>She should seriously be a marriage candidate.
Maybe it really is a case of wanting what you can't have but I truly can't think of a single harvest moon/rune factory/this fucking thing where BEST GIRL or BEST BOY is ever actually an option for marriage.
Which for how basic this game is I'd honestly expect Stardew to go and give something like a cake option. God knows no Rune Factory would ever dare imply that any of the girls have so much as touched another man let alone fucked one.
>>136283745
It'd be nice if Joja mart had junkfood for sale, cheap. Like frozen pizzas, 6 packs of cola, sugary/cornsyrupy breakfast cereals. Would explain why people keep saying it's prices were cheap.
>>136282910
>>136283136
Well this is fucked, after changing the value from 2 to 1 my game crashes when trying to load. Thank god I backed up, but still.
I also downloaded a save editor and it looks like any edit I do at all causes my game to crash on load.
Anyone had this problem?
>year 2
>still no rabbit's foot
>only thing left to complete community center
fuck you rabbits I sold my ducks for this shit
>>136283940
Same anon as before.
In my experience, when the game crashes on load, it's because two objects are on the same tile.
>Install a heater in his tent
>Linus still hangs out at the spa because of the cold
>>136284067
Well that's weird, I can't even change my money value to get a refund.
>>136284025
Go kill some serpents son
>>136283867
Best girl is definitely available in RFF and HM64
>>136276486
It's stuck there and can't move even if I remove the incubator
I guess it's just a design now.
can I move buildings around once they've been built or no?
Ill post this again because why notno bully ;_;
Ive noticed a connection between all geodes, luck and days
The items you get from the geodes are hardcoded from the moment you pick them up and are in a row, if that makes sense and ill explain it in a bit. Also the day luck affects the drops from them obviously, but if you get the same luck on thoose days, the drops will remain the same, so increasing your luck by advancing a day or eating lucky food will change the pattern of items you get from geodes
Now to explain that 'in line' thing i mentioned earlier
Lets say you have 5 of omni geodes, 5 magma and 5 sigils and lets say on the 3rd omni geode you can get a prism shard
If you put 3 omni geodes in a row, 3rd one will be a prism, obviously. But you can trick the system by putting 2 of some other geode, put omni as your 3rd and youll get a prism shard out of it.I guess this can be explioted a bit to hoard lot of geodes and eat lucky food and get a lucky day and then be autistic a bit with it by opening them and such, getting ore, artifacts or whatever kind of shit you miss/need/wantHope someone will read this ;_;
>>136284112
What application are you using for your edits?
Would you maybe want to upload your save file so I can take a peek at it?
>>136281731
>your pet fights by your side on the farm
>greenhouse is reduced to a 4x3 plantable area
>scarecrows scare radius reduced to 6
>iridium sprinklers removed
>all bomb damage reduced by 50%
>bomb explosion radius reduced by 45%
>any "bake" type devices (mayo maker, wine keg, furnace, preserves jar etc.) take twice as long
>all berries sell price reduced by 30%
>introduces new "disasters"
>farm ponds can overflow during, and the day after a rain storm, killing all crops and "knocking over" all crab pots
>serious earthquakes, can destroy crafting items (fences, sprinklers) and decor (gravel paths etc.) can knock over several jam jar and furnace like items, you can pick them up and place them down again but they lose whatever was brewing inside
>coyotes can attack between 9-12 PM and 6-8 AM, distress other farm animals and eat chickens, ducks, and rabbits destroying and scarecrows, (but not rarecrows)
>A murder can attack your home, scarecrows are useless at the time and you have to fight them off or risk losing your crops
>bears can attack your home, knocking over your bee hives, jam jars, destroying fruit trees, and eating the contents of your crab pots
>all animals have pain threshold and run away when it's reachedbecause unless it's a fish, we can't hart da aminals
did I miss anything
>>136284245
You can edit your save or manually move them by blowing it up and rebuilding
>>136284067
>>136284112
Managed to edit the save without crashing. Changing the houseupgradelevel does nothing. Or at least it doesn't revert the house upgrade. Fuck.
>>136284448
Just plain Notepad
>>136284245
no
you can demolish them and pay robin to build a new one
>>136284407
I read it, although I kinda don't get it.
What I mean is I don't get how exactly to capitalize on that knowledge.
>>136284450
Gotoro Empire annexes the Valley and imposes crop quotas on the farmer that you have to grow an give to the soldiers for free.
They go to your house and farm and take stuff (trees, machines, furniture, animals) if you can't reach the quota.
>>136284619
that can happen during year three, years one and two are for your farm to get stable and throughout both years the towns folk keep talking about how close the war really is
>>136284619
>Take your stuff if you can't reach the quota
More like they rape your wife as collateral
>>136284450
>introduces epic new RNG ways of fucking you up the ass with zero depth
>let's also nerf bombs 4noraisin
Fuck that noise. Just implement hunger, nerf berries, and make the combat less shit.
>>136284479
OH
I just remembered.
You're gonna have to change two values, anon. One for the OUTSIDE of the house, and one for the interior. Since technically, they are two different assets in the game.
>>136284550
Well if you wanna get the most out of a few dozen geodes you have, you can just reload the save to get the pattern, like if you have 10, 15 of each geodes
You open all of them in a row, note the things you get, repeat it in different order, write down, repeat, etc.. Then you use the good geodes on good drops or on stuff you need and shit ones where you would get like coal or iron or gold ore from the good geodes
>>136284824
Well shit. That makes sense, thanks. Do you have any clue what the inside value is named?
>>136284786
>It's a 5-10 minute long event you have to watch>It works with the Jas marriage mod
>>136284786
What if they rape your farmer instead
>>136284923
Sure
>>136284025
lol I bought one from the Gypsy.
So I never had to buy rabbits yet.
>>136285070
i fucking hate rng bullshit like this. fuck this shit.
>>136284807
its hard mode, not better mode
>>136284807
there could be news reports the day before
>>136283867
Best girl that's not available: Olivia from Harvest Moon: A New Beginning
Best unavailable boy: Every rival from Rune Factory Frontier, because the option to play as a female character wasn't an option.
As for the cake option, I do too. I wish I could make love bento/cake or cookies and give them to the marriage candidates. Also, Valentine's day chocolate and white day gifts, despite this being a western game.
>>136285159
Go into the skull mines, I got three rabbit's foot from the serpents.
>>136284883
The one near other values like your wallpaper and furniture in the house.
>>136284786
>>136284889
unless it's penny, then they take her in a tree
>>136285316
I go to the skull mines almost every day. No such luck. I even eat lucky lunch. Of course the wiki says it has a 0.8% chance to drop it. so I guess I'll just be hanging myself.
This is jibunwo96 reminding everyone that kind anon do exist in the world.
>>136285321
Sweet man, thanks a lot. I'll try that tomorrow, I'm already in bed. Cheers
>>136285401
haha, goodnight
>>136285292
I wish I could make cake and Valentine's day chocolate for all Stardew Valley anons.
>>136283867
>Cake option
Caroline when
>Haley likes Sashimi
I guess we're getting married. That is one low maintenance waifu.
Is there any way to reroll what the gypsy lady is offering?
God, she's had absolute trash every time for the last dozen visits.
>>136285856
Yes.
Wait for next time.
>>136285718
Everybody likes sashimi, its universal like, except george's wife, emily and vincent
>>136285930
Your response isn't half as clever as you might be thinking.
>>136285938
A town of national traitors.
>flying dragon in skeleton mines
>he drops a prism shard
God bless
I seriously can't understand why anyone sides with joja
pierre a shit, yah but he's just one jew
joja is a corporation of jews, run by an asshole jew boss who doesn't give a shit about the environment
and the one thing nobody seems to connect?he dumped a bunch of his garbage in your farm ponds
defend this joja fags
>>136286296
The spirits made a year 2 crop a required part of the bundles. Let me min/max in peace you shitty ghosts.
>>136285938
Vincent is fine with it, it's Willy who doesnt.
>>136286105
Thanks for the reply ;^)
>choose bats because i read forum advice like a retard
>they drop tree crops like maybe twice and the rest of the time it's forage fruit
fuck
>>136286585
the mushrooms aren't much better
it's such an insignificant choice, you'd do well in not pulling your hair out over it
Grandpa's evaluation is nice and all but this was the best part of starting the new year.
>>136286425
Which year 2 crop was that? I had almost all the bundles completed before year two, save for one, but that was a summer forage item
>>136286493
Isnt vincent the little kid? The one wants to marry penny? Or did i mix names up?
>>136286642
Mushrooms are pretty decent to carry around for some extra health/energy at least early on, given the number of common mushrooms you can get.
>>136286714
Yeah, but he likes Sashimi, I keep giving it to him.
>>136286585
I chose fruit bats for the same reason, to finish the fruit based bundle early.
But the bats never delivered.
>>136286707
Red cabbage I believe.
>>136286707
Red Cabbage in the friendship bundle. Not a big deal but the Gypsy never brought it for me.
>>136239189
Its a bush anyway, you'll get another chance every week.
Rare seeds on the other fucking hand.
mod that lets you generate energy while movingin the spa waterwhen? calling an ADHD autistic child, but its kinda boring just standing around waiting for the meter to recharge
>>136286585
go into your save and change it, mushrooms are better
>>136286642
this >>136286723, early on it's pretty nice, especially if you get a gold star purple shroom, which is stronger than the life elixirs you can also make
bats only give you a chance like this anons says >>136286764
>>136286658
>cute
>>136286752
Then i mixed something up, my bad..
As good as this game is, considering, I feel like ConcernedApe could have done better with at least one or two more people helping him work on it. At least as far as storyline goes and building event animations.
For example, when an event fades to black and the characters are still talking, it feels awkward.
>>136286808
>>136286843
Ah, now I recall. I got lucky with the gypsy.
>>136247354
NPCs don't trample trees, they stop and then move through them.
>>136287252
Chucklefish gave him a fiver and told him to fuck off. He (was) a poor indie developer.
>>136287252
I'm rather fond of one-man "labors of love", an extra set of hands could've hurt just as much as it could've helped. Hard to say for sure.
>>136271219
LOLI MUST STAY PURE
CEASE YOUR SINS
I have a horse and everything, but I have a mod to run faster on foot.
I wanna combine that with the stop time inside buildings mod, but I can't seem to run them together.
Either I run Stardew with one or the other.
What a predicament
>>136287708
Is one mod for SMAPI and the other for Storm?
I use Storm and am able to both run fast and freeze time inside.
>>136287575
I'd say "No." and post a cropped lewd or something, but I got nothing.
does it matter how fresh an item is when I put it in teh luau soup?
can I put in a puffer fish I caught 7 days ago?
>>136287763
Link me to what you use, bro.
It'll be easier for me to drop what I have, knowing you have what I'm looking for.
>>136287769
You can put in a pufferfish but it's going to poison him no matter how fresh it is.
>>136287851
fuck
I saw that episode of the simpsons, but the wiki doesn't say anything about that
>>136287839
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
Do burglar's ring's stack?
>>136287887
Anything that causes energy drain is poisonous.
What do you guys think of my planned farm layout?
>>136287769
does food go off?
i just assumed they stayed in their original state forever
>>136287936
From what I gather, all rings stack, regardless of type.
>>136288020
Seems like a bitch to run considering you have no space for grass to grow.
>>136288028
No, what affects the food you put into the luau is how much it sells for, 200+ is the best result.
>>136288020
If you're gonna meme that hard at least leave some space for grass, you retard
>>136287941
never read the fish, didn't now is drained
>>136288028
the wiki mentions it so I wasn't sure
>>136288020
Oh god.
>thisisbait.jpg
>>136288020
Needs some turnips.
>>136288090
>>136288109
>Implying I want grass to grow
This isn't a farm. It's an animal concentration camp.
>ducks can't go in the pond
Was this a bad idea anons? My new ducklings seem to hover around the entrance preventing me from going inside. Maybe I should cut the grass and drop some floor tiles.
Started playing this recently, realized after 1 hour it was worse than animal crossing and/or harvest moon and I should probably just play those games with their superior hihongo aesthete.
>>136288314
(You)
>>136288314
(Me)
>>136288314
or play Rune Factory you tasteless weeb
Why do i keep finding books if i filled the whole library..
>>136288367
Yeah and/or Fantasy Life. I should have mentioned.
>>136288020
is this a holocaust joke?
>>136288445
Animal Farm, you uncultured swine
>>136288445
Actually it's a reference to "Animal Farm" by George Orwell.
But Holocaust works too.
>>136288020
I dare you to do it for real, anon.
>>136288526
He'd probably just cheat himself the money. No way you'd actually make money on that farm without going crazy.
>>136288526
I intend to. I'll probably use my house to farm ancient fruit wine to fuel it's creation.
Only problem is bullshit fence degradation.
>>136288618
Can a wife handle all those fences?
>>136288650
I have no idea, I dunno how wife/fence fixing works.
>>136265813
>http://strawpoll.me/7168425
>Bachelor
Shane
>Bachelorette
Emily
Rest doesn't fucking matter. CA please, if you are reading this, hurry the fuck up with making Shane and Emily marry-able. The mod ain't cutting it.
>>136288650
A spouse might occasionally feed the animals. Which I assume would defeat the purpose.
Should I get 4 chickens for my first coop?
>>136288430
it looks like it says 'Mo'
that guy has horrifically disgusing nails and teeth
>>136288736
Might as well, unless you can upgrade to a big coop right away. Might be better to wait for eggs and incubate them then.
>>136288707
i want some of that marnie action
>>136287914
>>136287763
I downloaded Storm, but I don't see any AppData folder form the .zip file.
Don't I need that so I can throw it in Stardew Valley's AppData folder so I can install the mods?
What the hell?
I downloaded the latest build.
Storm-0.1.1.0_GIT-a6c9456.zip 695.7 KB 3/24/2016 8:50:02 AM
>>136288736
>>136288780
Yes, 4 chickens to start, then hatch the rest.
do you need to have a certain fishing level to catch fish on teh 20 level of the mines?
trying to get stone fish for the luau but all I keep getting is trash and algae
>>136288816
Storm itself goes into the same folder that Stardew Valley was installed in.
Your individual mods go into AppData\Roaming\StardewValley\Mods
I want toadoptJas.
>>136289284
never mind, found one
I can toss this in the pot, right?
>>136289454
You need to toss something in that restores energy.
So is Ape aware of the slime talk bug?
I hope he makes it canon as a joke like the Abby food thing.
>>136289519
>Abby food thing.
the what now?
>>136289574
Abigail had a bug where handing her *ANYTHING* made her comment how tasty it was, even minerals. CA patched it, but if you are married to her he left a little quip in one of her lines that references it.
Is there any way to move/Raze buildings after you have placed them, or is it game over?
>>136289574
Abby mentions something about the mines and food if you marry her iirc
>>136289505
FUCK
value would bypass that shit
fuck
What is it with generals and the "I want to *insertmeme* *insertcharacter*" posts? They don't even get (You)'s and I don't understand why people try to ruin generals with them.
More importantly, would anyone be interested in a huge animal-overhaul mod that replaces them (and adds more) with pokemon? Not just sprite changes like in existing mods, but with a buildable Gym for your farm you can accept challenges in. I have a few months free that I'd be willing to solo-create this.
>>136289643
Go back to the carpenter shop and it's an option when you're looking at farm buildings.
>>136289642
To be more specific, her line about receiving a "liked" gift reads: “Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!” And while she likes several edible items, she also likes various minerals.
>>136289707
>only edible, uncooked items are valid
>edible
>>136289643
they can be demolished, not moved
>>136289718
That sounds like a lot of fun, though that would no doubt be a nightmare to code. I can't help but feel the general will die before you complete it though, unless ConcernedApe keeps the content patchs coming.
>>136289718
Convert the slimehutch into a day care center that let's you breed increasingly stronger monsters.
>>136289718
all content is welcome anon
you could replace some crops and all the fruit trees with corresponding berries
>>136289840
CA gives me the same vibe the dorf fort dev does, except with a bit of a faster work ethic. I trust the guy to add some more lasting content, seeing as how a few days of marriage complaints had him add more content to fix the issue within what, another few days?
>>136289932
He said he's still planning to add more to improve marriage, and in fact clarified that he went ahead and released the game knowing that several aspects were still imperfect because at that point he'd been working on it for 4 years and needed to get it out there. Apparently marriage was one thing he knew he needed to improve.
>>136290015
Well hey, at the very least he's trying to show that he isn't a chucklefuck and can make do on promises in reasonable time. I don't expect huge content within 3 months but I'd be surprised if there wasn't a small trickle of updates until then, even if it's just QoL stuff or adding more "giant" versions of crops. I've been burned by indie devs many times but I'm putting my faith in Ape.
What
>>136289932
nobody will ever begin to approach the sheer autistic power of toady1
he's not making a game, he's making a world. he spent most of a year making taverns and now their primary impact on gameplay is that assholes will visit your fortress to do nothing other than eat your food and lounge about
>>136290115
CA seems like he's invested so far. I'm a bit worried about burnout and he does say he eventually will move onto other games, but he's planning a "1.1" major update sometime down the road for SDV too. I'm hopeful.
>>136290234
This is why you always iron your pants.
Why is spinach not one of the crops?
Would it be too OP to bring a can into the mines?
>>136290235
ToadyOne isn't reallt making a world, he's making a fantasy universe simulator. Unlike CA though I'm pretty sure ToadyOne is going to be working on Dwarf Fortress until the day he dies. And it'll still be in alpha.
>>136289846
qt as FUCK
>>136290234
Is that supposed to be Penny and Sam
>>136290234
>tfw Penny will never climb your hardwood
>>136289769
GOTTEM COACH
>>136290301
get a modder to replace kale
>>136280240
That is my fetish.Slimedew Valley when
>>136290570
hot
>>136290570
What the fuck is Robin doing here, getting off watching her husband and daughter?
>>136290570
Is she being depantsed by a floating pair of gloves? I don't get it.
>>136290570
Mario is a homewrecker.
>>136288221
I feel you, anon
I made sort of the same thing but with 3 coops near the bottom pond which I'll eventually fill up with Dinos but so far the test rabbits and Dino don't seem to roam any further from just the front of the coops.
I might have to blow these coops up and redesign the entire tappery area if they're like this.
>>136290570
is she having a poop and covering her nose because of the smell?
>>136238736
>>136238736
isn't she marriert to kent? kurt? I forget his name
>>136290834
Nah that's Jodi. Emily is Haley's sister.
>>136290834
>implying there isn't a secret event when you have emily at 10 hearts and kent at 0 where he bombs himself, making her single
>>136290907
There's one or two things wrong with this post.
>>136290834
Nope
Emily has Clint lusting after her, but he's too beta to do something about it.
>>136290907
Emily IS single, and if you marry Haley she's left all alone in that big house, still talking about cooking for Haley and such.
>>136290687
Oh my gosh, the stepping stones are a cute idea! I am going to place some near my duck hut, which I am going to keep, though, because I like the idea of the duck pond despite being useless gamewise.
Also, instant regret I gave Gunther my first and only dinosaur egg.
>>136290957
Oh right, she's the one behind the bar. I keep mixing up some of the blander villagers
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>136290980
It's okay, I intend to build my only farm and coup around the small pond and fence it in.
Purely because I like thinking the ducks will swim in it while I'm not around and the animals will drink from it.
>>136290687
Here's an idea
Sheperd Dogs
You can assign the dogs to a farm animal building then onto a part of your farm.
Every morning they'll bring the farm animals from their assigned building to that area and stop them from wandering somewhere else.
This way you'll also be able to rotate your grassfields instead of having an empty patch nearest to where the farm animals spawn out.
>>136291020
The wiki isn't perfectly accurate on these things. I gave him a silver quality red cabbage and it gave the best result.
>>136290623
>>136290629
>>136290659
>>136290760
She's clearly getting an over the counter porking from the Farmer, the artist just did not draw the Farmer to keep shit selfinsertable.
>>136291293
I'm sad now
>>136291358
You're right, it's probably Wario.
>>136291369
It doesn't matter. At all. In any way shape or form. Maybe it will in an update.
>>136291293
I love when wikiwarriors get blown the fuck out
Does anyone have that screenshot of a wiki warrior asking ape about something and then going "but the wiki said" when ape said he needed to do something else?
>>136291498
Get a hobby.
>>136291498
I gotcha.
>>136291682
well this was underwhelming
>>136291453
that soup container was larger than a tub
should have been able to take some home with you, like 6 helpings of food with a quality depending on what you put in
>>136291056
I'm the same way. I'm trying to grow an acorn and maple tree by the duck coop, because I like the idea that my ducks will nibble on the seeds that drop.
>only genuinely nice, cute chick is emily
>can't marry her
why
>>136291991
There is a strong chance she'll be upgraded to marryable in the future, CA said he wants to add one more male and female partner.
>>136292028
>yfw it'sWillyandthe traveling merchant
>>136292028
Good. I hear she hates fish tacos. She'll learn to love it.
>>136292095
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYz-i7re2Zo
>>136292365
what the fuck am I watching?
>831 posts
>Page 10
Anons please.
we're dying
someone make a new thread please for the love of god
Fine, I'll do it, gawd.
New thread here:>>136293129
>>136293129
>>136293129
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