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>>136207552
to lower skillcap so 2k mmr will be average number
PELASE ADD
This game is dead
anime
Guys I miss Soe
will team secret usher in a new era of NA/EU cooperation to stop the marauding chinese and koreans, or will it crash and burn in a flurry of nationalistic fingerpointing?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME
>>136207707
You know where to find her
>the only good NA team has EE on it
TI6 is coming back to Europe senpaitachi
does he have a point?
Hey, I don't like X, therefore X=Reddit.
>tfw you believed in the Puppey +4 retards secret when no one else did
>tfw your belief got rewarded
>tfw it got ripped to shreds straight after
>This secret will implode and crumble like the previous one
Is anyone else feeling like this? I'm not sure whether to support secret anymore.
>>136207853
No muh drama
>>136207707
>Wanting Womanlets.
Lol, 1.45cms or something like that. my dick would rip right throught her lungs.
>>136207853
why is he RANDOMLY capitalizing words?
>>136207853
literally who?
>w33 played out of his fucking mind at Shanghai
>gets kicked
Is Arteezy really worth it?
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
>>136207850
Chink, Uzbek, DESIGNATED, Slav, Swede. Sure mate, NA.
>>136207853
it would make sense if the players aren't actual children and instead rational human beans.
What's wrong with scripting?
How do we make him playable?
>>136207853
It's fucking inane point, completely ignoring the circumstances
Who is the master drafter now? He literally drafted ppd's players.
>>136207707
Hahhah she looks just like Black^ when she laughs
funnek plz
>>136207970
pitlord is really garbage and i dont think he was ever that good in DotA.
post it
>>136208007
Under-rated post.
>>136208032
only literally autistic dave sirlin cocksuckers script dude
>>136207920
Even at 1.45m tall, the distance from a vagina and a lung isnt 2 inches bro
>>136208105
I hate him now. I hate him
Post yfw the dream is realnow we only need to get SingSing back
>>136208105
kek, na shitters are so mad they are trying to claim secret as their team
IF YOU LEVEL UP SUN BEAM BEFORE FIRE SPIRITS AND DIVE
ON PHOENIX
YOU DESERVE
TO BE PUBLICALLY HANGED
FUCK YOU
>>136208051
Set a damage treshold to the sleep being broken.
>newfag yurocancer act like they aren't reddit
top lel
Saahil... ;_;
>>136208347
u mad son
someone link me the stream please i lost it
>>136207920
short girls are cute
Why are not practicing right now senpaitachi
>>136208204
pitlord used to be the best pusher in the game before firestorm/expulsion got nerfed into the ground dude
>>136207952
Yes. When Secret fails, people might finally realize that RTZ is team poison.
>>136208442
The love of my life is short. So I can confirm
>the best Secret roster ever
>lol lets change it
WTF GUYS ?
>>136208409
Good thing he went to a EU team so he can shine again, I feel bad for Fear tho
3/5 = 60% :^)
>>136208347
Maxing it before spirits is retarded
Icarus dive is shit beyond the first skill point. Seriously surprised more people don't just put a value point and then max at level 25, especially with phoenix's manapool and squishyness
>>136208436
please respond
>we'll never find out what ppd did to make his teammates leave him
>>136208628
>W33tard
>FagTA
Lmao so glad they booted those shitters, all they did was subpar plays. Obviously Puppey knew it was the right decision before their incompetence started to affect the outcome of the next tournaments.
How fucking funny is it that americucks were heralding PPD as their master and hero and now after these changes they are trying desperately to jump ship to the Secret bandwagon
Puppey sure cucked the burgers good
Now PPD is completely left in the dust and the burgers try to pretend they didn't spend over 2 years sucking his dick
>two days until I finally play Pit Lord
WHERE
IS
THE
PPD
POSTER
How is SingSing playing Dark Souls 3?
>>136208347
huge range and it also heals your teammates ganking with you, what's wrong with it?
>b-but muh percentage optimization
>>136208757
as most of NA HoN shitters PPD is an arrogant pain to work with.
>>136208628
Not the best, simply the most successful
>>136208757
ppd had a rep for being a self-righteous prick in hon
>>136208845
With his PC
>there are zero (0) tier 1 NA teams
just cuck my region up!
>>136208817
PPD+EG is literally the only thing NAdota had to offer. of course burgers are getting desperate now
>>136208757
salt isn't just a meme
Also because his drafting has been straight garbage
IMPORTANT QUESTION
>IMPORTANT QUESTION
fn vs rtz 1v1 when?
IMPORTANT QUESTION
>IMPORTANT QUESTION
>>136208991
i think secret and mvp count
>>136208757
wuts up with these newshits not knowing anything about hon players
ppd is a little toxic hon shitter who did nothing but get bodied by glorious yuro fntc fuccbois
>>136209027
There is a reason
>he might be posting right this very moment
Who here still has faith in ppd?
He literally turned a tier 3 team into winning TI.
He's goodpuppey.
He can take any trash team and make them the best in the world.
>>136209076
Now this is desperation
>>136208691
>please respond
PLEASE RESPOND
what makes NA core players so good, that major winning euros will be kicked in an instant for them?
It literally makes no sense that Fear and Sumail would leave EG
where the fuck did you even get this idea
>>136209076
>any team with EE in it
>gooks
>tier one
>>136209027
that pathetic stubble rofl
>puppey literally drafted ppd's players
The draft war has been won.
why does arteezy keep oscillating between EG and Secret faster than Donald Trump oscillates on foreign policy and Israel?
>wear MAGA hat ironically
>lose finals, lose teammates
UNSTUMPED
>>136208007
KEK'D HUMAN BEANS.... I LIKE HOW R/DOTURD2 ON SUICIDE WATCH FUCK THE DOTURD2 SUPREMACY SUB R/DOTURDSMASTERFAG IS ALSO ON FIRE.... FEELS GOOD MAN.... HOLY KEKS THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR SIR ACTION FAG WRITING A MINI NOVELA ON HOW HE LOVES SUCKING GABEN COCK....
Post the most powerful
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>>136209027
>>136209329
he's about as low test as it comes
i mean the guy has no chin either and that's one of the facial features that is largely controlled by testosterone
>>136209227
>spectre
>humanoid features
disgusting, absolutely so
>>136208838
so ass ravaged he probably had a stroke
Fear
Sumail
Yawar
Aui
PPD
Sub: Zai (will replace Yawar at TI)
new DC lineup
mason here
>>136208628
>the best
>lost to a tier 4 team
LOL
O
L
>>136209257
Now they just need a carry and an offlaner
>>136209227
respond
e
s
p
o
n
d
hey guys, i'm a 4.4k NA core player, so i should expect my invite to liquid/OG any day now, right?
i'm sure i would perform better than n0skill and memetumbaman
>>136209541
This team is shit.
>>136209541
PPD this is the new EG line up you mean.
>>136209201
He took tier 1 players and made a tier 1 team. If he took Demon to TI5 then maybe I'd be more impressed. Now his team has abandoned him and he ran out of NA talent so he's probably going to take EU players in.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHA THEY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>136209541
yawar is trash
>>136208420
>>136208681
>>136208861
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/29099703/matches?date=&hero=phoenix&skill_bracket=&lobby_type=&game_mode=®ion=&faction=&duration=&enjoyment=any&timezone=Pacific%2FPago_Pago
not a single chance that maxing sun beam first will give you better results
>>136209679
Matumba is a wicked carry. What the hell are you on?
>>136209793
epig :d
>>136209793
fake and gay
>loved by everyone
>literal genius
>no dramas
>grateful for everything
>stable relationship(proves he is a fine lad)
>won TI
>consistent as fuck
>aryan
is he the ultimate ideal dotard?
>>136209793
What???????? YOU PHOTOSHOPPER?
It can't be.
>>136209793
Nice try kid.
>>136209679
sending your friend request now
>>136209463
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>136209793
>no #bleedblue
nah
>>136209651
please for goodness sake
>>136207707
actually has really ugly facial animations/laughter. like her mouth is always drawing back in an evil sneer
don't trust ze germanz
>>136209945
>loved by everyone
Not really. I don't especially like him and I'm even Swedish.
>no dramas
To pussy to take a stance
new EG:
ppd
demon
fluff
TC
w33ha
misery
ppd becomes coach
>>136209945
>made less money from TI than I do in a year, thanks to swedish taxation on winnings
>can only play chen
lmao tbqh
>>136209679
Are you free this weekend? Can you come over my house and fuck my wife?
>>136210061
>Not really. I don't especially like him and I'm even Swedish.
varför?
MingLee
>>136210079
TC
>TC
TC
>TC
enough said.
>>136209679
Can you fuck my sister? She's black though.
EG.Black^
>>136210012
i am begging you like a cheap slut begs for dick
respond to me
Let It All Out Of You
>>136208347
PURE
>>136210243
Black already has a team
Sumail and Fear didn't leave EG. All PPD needs is an offlaner and a carry
>tfw you turned into a shitrekt fangay overnight
>>136210294
Post butt
>>136210407
>being a fan of teams instead of players
cancer
hey fellas it's your guy p p d here
I'm actually going to hire some new NA promises since I've grown tired of egos
stay tuned
#bleedblue
>>136210449
um....
>>136210369
>all ppd needs is a carry
he already has the best one there is silly
and guess who just happend to finish his school, you guessed that right, the best offlaner in the entire world - zai.
all he needs is a support, not sure who he will get, but does it really matter when you have the best mid best offlaner and best carry in the world in the same team?
im sure i could support them and still win desu
>>136210149
Jag var neutral gällande honom när Alliance var som bäst, och på senare tid har jag börjat ogilla honom på grund av hur han har betett sig I vissa kontroversiella frågor, som representation av kvinnor i dota-scenen. Men jag menar, det är mest lite kvarliggande irritation.
>>136210502
Post it cutie
>>136210496
EG.ritsu
habbening
>Go on the Test client to see how shit Visage is
>He's fucking atrocious
VALVE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>136210496
That would be okay by me honestly. There's no shame in wanting to start from the bottom and bring in new talent.
>>136210637
.>///<
>>136210496
Moo
Ritsu
Mason
Make it happen nigger
>>136210369
>implying they don't have the #1 carry already
they just need a position 4 and some space making offlaner
>>136210657
even if it was a bug, why the fuck not leaving it as is? familiar now are literally farm for the enemy
EG.MSS
>>136210639
Ritsu is awesome. But Fear would rather play carry.
>w33 on suicide watch
>puppey please
>>136208007
Yeah, but the stability shouldn't be taken for granite.
>>136210676
problem with that is that there might be no talent conisdering DC tried many many players and ended up importing russians
and not to even mention CoL that people say litearlly tried more than a hundred before getting swedes, col had a new lineup every week back then
>>136210056
shes not german you retard
>>136210061
not to mention
>how come the panel isn't 50% women YOU ARE ALL SEXIST PIGS GO TO HELL
meanwhile this swede cuck is prepping Ahmed to pound his gf
>new EG Roster
>PPD
>Sumail
>CLQ
>Badman
>!Attacker
>>136210783
because you based retard the patch is also coming soon so he will just buff them HELLO
guyseg.ixmike88
How did lycan wolves change?
Also are new binds able to be set before match or what?
This all seems pretty tame
I didn't realize that the price of a tournament without Kotlguy would be fucking Slacks. There's no winning this game.
so, it seems kingraven and mason are united with ppd. who will be +2?
>>136207909
>tfw I believed in PPY + 4
>dunno what to believe anymore
if they don't rebel against PPY, it should be OK, because he litterally took 4 shitters and won a major with them.
>>136210978
>german face
>german name
>sounds german
whatever she is she's close enough
EG insiderman here
>it's all a ruse by OURGUY PPD to destroy Team Secret for TI6
>just a reminder that Team Secret players have no contracts
>Team Secret will likely go on to win Manila, this is a hit that PPD is willing to take
>Fear and Sumail will play on DC, PPD will join Bone7's team and everyone will believe that EG is dead for good.
>The day of TI6 roster locks, PPD will remake EG with Zai 4, Fear Coach, Sumail Mid. Universe and RTZ will leave Secret and rejoin EG. This will ensure that Secret, DC, Bone7's team and whatever team Zai plays on from when he come back to the DotA 2 scene until now are all fucked for their TI6 roster.
>This is the "Something new that will be turning a lot of heads" that PPD was talking about in his video.
Giddy up.
DUDE
To minimize shitposting I hereby claim New Secret for Canada. No more of this NA shit. Bleed Red and White.
>>136210783
>Impossible to stun moving targets with familars
>Ranged heroes can just kill them before they stun
Good shit.
They need like +30 MS and +2 Damage to kill or some shit.
Peter Dager.
The truth is...
>>136210710
I want to fuck you so badly
>>136211149
>kingraven
Guys, do you think ethereal blade deserves buff? Or would it make morph op?
>>136211127
why not
Jesus christ I hate wagafagga I want to punch him so hard in the ear.
Fucking boring faggot fuck polite nigger dick shit cockmuncher
Didn't Zai say he will never play with pdd again? I doubt Zai will go back to eg
anyone have that old picture of sing and dendi saying "dendi? dendi pls"
>>136211184
I thought this roster lock lasted till TI?
Any news from PPD?
>>136211458
yeah, I have it
>>136211184
>being this deluded.
you know that these roster locks are till the end of ti6 right
even then based cuck ppd will probably poach archon and tier 2 players such as cucknstuff for the new eg
>>136211409
He did? That seems like a pretty strong statement to make as an pro
>>136211371
I think it's pretty fine.
Just keep it how it is and nerf other stuff.
>>136211391
>open stream
>swedish guy
well what did you expect senpai
the guy who posted that was a prophet:
>EG will fall apart first game when rrz and sumail go for the same stack xsd xdd XDD XDD XDD XDD XDD XDD XDD simply Ebin Peter the man who forgot what farm is dagger you stupid fucking you can't draft more stacks fuckd fjckdjfk dufk you argdhdhhdhd fuck you I'm bleeding red
>>136210636
Man behöver inte hålla med personers politiska ideologi för att tycka om dem.
>>136211486
People who don't think Valve will make an exception for EG are clueless. They will be given extra time.
Valve is going to frown upon this type of disruptive poaching very, very strongly and I wouldn't doubt that Secret will suffer some kind of penalty for it.
That being said, the owner of Secret doesn't understand a thing about branding. How can I root for a team that tries to destroy another organization? Destroy them on summoner's rift, not in the pages of contracts..
>>136211469
right here man what do you want to know?
>>136211480
POST IT
>>136211469
yeah he killed himself
>Not even League of Legends shows tower aggro ranges.
Dotards???
>>136211490
Cmon it's Zai, that guy goes full emo at ti5
>>136211542
Nej, men personer som envisas med att föra felaktiga resonemang av ideologiska skäl är svåra att gilla.
>>136211602
You are just assblasted.
>cuck
>cuck cuck
>cuck cuck cuck
>cuck cuck
>cuck
what is siractionslacks puropose on that panel? all he does is looking stupid.
>>136211602
there are no words to express the level of delusion and anal annhilation this NACuck is feeling
>EG SUPPORTS TRUMP
>THEIR FOREIGNERS IMMEDIATELY LEAVE FOR EUROPE
WELL YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, NOW GO MAKE NA DOTA GREAT AGAIN
>>136211469
I hope not
SUGAR
U
G
A
R
>>136211705cuck cuck
>>136211602
>poaching
ayylmao
>wake up
>no sheever on the panel
uugugghgghghhghg dudebros?
Why doesn't ppd just grab misery and w33?
>>136211715
he is the meme envoyee, the guy to bring us all the dank memes we all love. A real hero and a real human bean xD.
EDIT: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!
EDIT2: reddit frontpage we did it guys!!!
is Arteezy nu-Pajkatt?
literally every team he's in falls apart
>>136211846
she's right there you fucking retard
>NA TEAM
>>136211689
>>136211748
I don't even like EG or root for them whatsoever. Shit like this is bad for the sport though, and valve WILL give them a roster lock exception.
Without ANY doubt whatsoever. EG is one of the biggest organizations in esports and they will act like huge pissbabies over this, and they will get their way
Is bitch actually drunk on an alcopop? Holy shit i never ever knew danish chicks were so easy
>casualized every patch thanks to le reddit
>dead custom game scene
>filled with third worlders
>poorly run events
>takes 8 months to get a new hero
>shitty compendiums/battle passes
why do you still play this shitty dead game
>>136211986
>tfw a turk looks whiter than entire secret roster
just ebin
SECRET JUST EXPELLED 2 PLAYERS THAT EG NEEDS. PPD SHOULD DRAFT THEM IMMEDIATELY. I'll cheer for EG even though I hate America if this happens.
>>136212074
>dead custom game scene
This is false
>>136211847
becuase its litearlly 3 days before the lock and if he does he is FORCED to play with them next half a year
what if they are worse than aui, tha the felt he had to kick even after literally winning TI
they tried a lot of players before going for sumail, he will prolly go for them before just blindly accepting people he never even played with
as of now both w33 and misery were asked by No Diggity (qojqva era stack) if they want to play.
their offlaner, khezzu, said so becuase he knows if even one says yes he will get kicked.
>>136211174
she's Swiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5PGZgYaUs
>>136207853
Why does he capitalize words in the middle of a sentence?
DOES he feel THE NEED to do this?
>>136212074
what should I move on to?
ITS OFFICIAL THEY EVEN HAVE SHIRTS ALREADY
>>136212104
>EG becomes 3/5 Euro
>Secret becomes 3/5 NA
>both regions will try to claim both teams as "theirs"
>>136212156
anime
What do we need to make dota great again? I'll tell you what, hear me out.
We need to make Dota like Wikipedia or Linux. Enough being a hostage to multibillion dollar fat knifecollecting person.
>>136212134
How many languages does that woman speak?
>>136211986
Jesus his belt is pointing at floor
>>136212202
just remember secret is the one with the based slav of drafting and backstabbing
>>136212202
Worked pretty well for America in the 1700s.
>>136212043
>Still Assblasted
Just stop man, nobody cares about EG. Dota was never about organizations, just look at Na'vi. you think valve gives a fuck if they go down or not? absolutely not. It is all about the players.
>>136212127
They're chill guys and they're tier 1 players. They'll make it.
>>136212134
>swiss
>german
>any difference
same exact thing.
>neutral spawn camp boxes and tower attack range somehow "casualizes the game"
?
it makes ZERO DIFFERENCE for players who are good and it helps people who are fucking braindead get better. theres no disadvantage you fucking crybaby
>>136212325
>Misery
>tier 1
LMAO
>>136212274
pretty much every swiss speaks german french and italian
add english to that
don't know if she speaks some other language
IS TERRORBLADE A HERO IN THIS GAME?
>>136212202
Secret owner is turkish, Secret captain is a Slav, Mid laner is literally Russian, Carry is a chinese player, Offlaner is indian, Swedish Support. SOMEHOW NA.
>Puppey
>Kuroky
>s4
>zai
>RTZ
>Puppey
>Pie
>EE
>Universe
>RTZ
Which team was more "stacked"
>>136212125
no it isn't. it's absolutely dead and stagnant compared to WC3
>>136212394
Universe isn't much better than him. They won a major you faggot. Who do you think was helping carry EE?
>>136212202
how would EG become 3/5 euro with two euros
>>136212474
The first. They just didn't work together.
>>136212395
speaks =/= had a course in high school and knows a few basic words
>>136212474
This Secret for sure. Especially because Artour is fucking DOGSHIT or at the very least wasted on carry.
>>136212456
he is balanced like his first skill is good wall of replica
>be Estonian
>TV supposed to show interview with Puppey today
>gets replaced by a special episode about Belgian bombings
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>136212474
hard to say, Zai and Universe are pretty fuckin good. And Pieliedie while not as legendary as Kuroky is still a great player.
>>136212474
The NA version, it only has 1 useless player in PLD
>>136212493
>I never played WC3
>>136212493
>muh wc3
kys
>>136212474
The first. Because the second one has EE
>>136211371
retarded design item
pretty much exclusively for morph
>>136212274
>>136212395
What language you speak is mostly based on where you live. Switzerland is a weird country.
>>136212474
>a team with diediedie and ee
>good
>>136212534
Puppey with his superb drafting? W33 with his stable performance? EE isn't even as bad as people make him out to be
Why are you even comparing someone who has been the best offlaner in the world for quite a while with that nigger misery. What are you? 2k?
how do we make Warlock viable?
Golems need some sort of buff or rework.
>>136212728
well of course, but you can bet that by living in swiss you'll be farm more familiar with italian and french, than lets say, british or german people.
>>136212537
Sumail
What did he mean by this?
>>136212660
played it for 10 years. the dota 2 custom scene is dead and incomparable
>>136212857
They are just trolling bulba.
>>136212840
sumail is a pakistani living in america
>>136209463
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
>dendi retires
end of an era
>>136212765
>EE is not bad
I bet you're a fucking secret fan now. You used to hate EE but now you're ready to suck his cock. Misery is a good player and you're baised. He didn't fuck up at all.
>>136212773
Golems are now charge based
>>136213021
fraudulent news
>>136212918
it is funny they didn't just copy wc3 games list
>>136212960
would make this nigga be the gatorade boy for the rest of the year
ITS OFFICIAL THEY EVEN HAVE SHIRTS ALREADY
>>136212773
Just reduce the fucking cooldown to something reasonable like 80s
>>136213252
greetings from 12 hours into the future
>>136213252
I'm unfollowing their instagram.
Fucking kikes
>>136213252
What the fuck. Is that photoshopped or something? I mean, I guess it doesn't take much to take a photo like that, but having the shirt ready and everything makes it seem like this really wasn't a rushed decision
>>136213252
I want to fug pie's cute butt
>3 null talismans
>harass the shit out of the enemy melee carry
>offensive suicide if they get close enough
>8/0 by 13 minutes with remote mines and suicides
>14/0 thirty minutes in, enemy fed two gems
>buy a radiance just to rub it in
why aren't you playing the secretly best hero in the game right now?
>>136213407
is bone7 crying
>>136213252
how does arteezy look so fucking hot in some pictures but a pic like that he looks ugly as h*ck
>>136213286
the cooldown isnt the issue, its that the golems die in two hits to any right clicker.
Even visage birds have charge based hits on them and they are permanent + have the ability to recharge their hitpoints while stunning. Maybe golems needs that...
>>136213461
he needs a cigarette but he cant smoke in the gamer house
>>136213440
beacause i'm not 2k mmr
>>136213445
>going to school was a mistake
>>136213468
maybe because he isnt smilign
>tfw genuine smiles can make anyone look good
>tfw fucked up teeth
;,.,.;
>>136213445
>le can't study while playing dota2
>>136213407
>pie turns round to EE and gives him a "look at this fucking pussy bitch" look
>>136213440
>suicide
>no death in K/D
dotards???
Insiderbro here, we're making Pit Lord a female demon, because we realized there's no female Dire str hero and to make LC/Pitlord rivalry stand out. Here's a sneak peek on her, early draft but we're finalizing it
btw, her ult is getting reworked into turboradiance.
>>136211647
They do though. I played League and not only do they display tower aggro ranges, they also display "warning" when you're the next target and "danger" when you're the target.
>>136213526
>have the ability to recharge their hitpoints
Just Shadow word them?
How does Universe go from one of the most beloved and talented players to being considered "worse than Misery"?
PUSH THE TEMPO
>>136214217
i don't think anyone thinks that he's worse than misery
>>136214217
Americucks can't handle the fact he left.
>>136214217
he's brown
What went wrong?
where are you USA fanshits now
>>136214217
Because of autistic cocksucking nigger faggots like
>>136212534
exist
Puppey could literally run a dota school
>>136214442
>>136214320
They are NADota fans now
>>136212074
I don't. Dota free for a month and don't plan on coming back any time soon. Reddit has dragged this game through the mud and it's only going to get worse from here.
>>136212156
I recommend moving on to Overwatch, at least that's where I'm going. Blizzard have always balanced how they see fit without listening to the community, it's why people whine about "wahh Blizz balance wahh" so much because they don't just listen to the community.
>>136214476
Universe is the non-white nigger. You fucking shitskin lover.
>>136214656
>Overwatch
>>136213526
Maybe buff Permanent Immolation so that it gives like a 15 % miss chance, similar to Radiance.
>>136214217
his team lost
>faggots who hate qol like neutral spawnboxes
lmao you retards
>>136214656
>Overwatch
phew lad
>>136213526
They need to make golems permanent.
>>136214701
>Trying to put aside the fact that he is objectively the best offlaner in the world by mentioning his skin color
>Following players for the color of their skin and not for their skill
Wew lad
>>136214726
It'sfunand has cute waifus
>>136212358
>next we will have last hit and deny helper where the health bar flashes red when you can last hit/deny the creep
>this is fine though because it doesn't affect pro players and it helps bad players improve
>>136214656
>overcuck
WEW
Would you lick her armpits?
>>136215079
>muh false equivalence
>>136214949
Just because universe is the best doesn't mean misery is not tier 1.
>>136215240
Why would I lick a non-Dota character's pits? Do you think I'm some kind of homo?
>>136212609
Direct that anger towards the Muslims that are ruining Europe
>>136215331
They are people false flagging as muslims. Terrorism has no religion.
#notallmuslims
>>136215331
>the Muslims that are ruining Europe
yeah sure, just like all Christians are part of the giant catholic pedophile ring right?
what do I do when i get zoned completely out as solo offlane
like say the enemy team has disruptor jugg. so if i get close i can easily get killed by glimpse spin. what do you even do? just go back and block the creep wave really hard? get iron talon and fight the new hard camp and ignore lane completely?
>>136215306
because they are super smelly and sweaty!
>>136215458
That's different, churchgoers LITERALLY give them money and fund the pedophiles.
>>136215458
look a cuck
>>136215331
You are hate monger. Kill yourself you human trash.
I bet a year or two down the line Valve will start forcing a rigid stale ass lane/hero playstyle meta to "make new players less confused" and rebbit will kiss their ass for that too.
sorry fucks, wc3 dota exodus when
>>136209104
If this is true, i don`t blame them for leaving, who wants to be on a team with a captain that does that
How do you play as QoP gulag ?
Lina is HOT!
>>136215618
ring of repick
>>136212358
>Zero difference
>Easier to plan where to place the block ward and where to place the sentry
>Easier not to overstep into tower range when you are invisible
>Easier to play against invisible heroes since you know which is the safe zone 100%
>>136215629
Lina should actually just freeze to death, it's weird that she burns up instead as her animation.
>>136215458
>pedophile blow up people
lmao mohammed remember that little girl your chief raped?
>>136215581
look a fascist
>>136215584
t. mehmet abdul jafar
>>136215523
talon of irons and fuck off from lane
>>136215524
>>136215240
>No hair on armpits
0/10 would not lick
>>136215709
Better to burn out than fade away.
>>136208443
who that qt desu
hot af
>>136215629
Lina :3
Why don't we just drop the pretense this is a dota thread and just post /int/ memes?
>>136215736
>not liking mudslimes makes you a fascist
definitely a eurocuck
Why is it okay for Puppey to kick people four days before roster lock but wrong when ppd kicks people several weeks before roster lock?
>>136215905
>>/r/the_donald
>>136215458
You are a sad excuse for a human being. How about treating your fellow human beings as humans for once? It might even work out so you don't have to carry so much hate.
>>136215687
>Easier not to overstep into tower range when you are invisible
Doesn't tower have longer sight range than its attack range?
>>136215687
tower true sight is larger than attack range
hey thats actually pretty cool, invis shitters will sit right outside to tower attack range thinking they are safe, but actually they will be ripe for the picking
i like it,
>>136215871
you mean /pol/ right
>>136215596
>>136215596
Do you have autism?
Why are pros so bad at pounce when a lower skill cap game like League has pounce skills on everyone?
>>136215937
Because you don't question a god.
>reddit hates w33 becuase he "cheated" and they literally want valve to ban him and make fun of him for saying he will play on a top team
>now reddit loves him and defends him in every thread
?
>>136215871
Does anybody here eve play dota? I stopped playing with the 6.86
>>136215868
>those disgusting earrings that stretch people's ears
>hot
lel
>>136215976
>>>/tumblr/
>>136215709
As her hp goes down to 0, she becomes incapable of controlling the flames and is consequently consumed by them.
>>136215523
iron talon the hard camp
roam mid if you think you can get a kill there
get the runes
it's important that you still try to show some presence in the offlane since it forces the enemy support(s) to stay in lane and possibly stop them from pulling and thus getting less exp/gold
even in 6k mmr average games, the lane still pushes in eventually for whatever reason, so just be patient
certain heroes like es or clock can also creep block really well
>>136214726
>>136214780
>>136215228
I could literally make a post with just the word "Overwatch" and I would get responses like this lmao stay mad poorcucks.
New EG
1. mason
2. ritsu
3. zai
4. aui
5. ppd
Could this work?
Was there a reason for the dismantle of EG? Who caused the team drama?
>>136216045
input lag
>>136216065
do you even know what the fuck you're talking about ? these aren't stretchers
>>136216065
Better?
>>136216179
ppd didn't let Universe cuck his gf
>iron talon to make 4th core jungling easier
>dewarding camps is now a joke
>tower range/aggro handholding
please tell me this is going to stop at some pointplease.
>>136215937
becuase aui is a retard and went straight to reddit instead of being grateful the decision was quick enough for him to make his own team from scratch
of course eg wont announce they kicked aui a day after they won TI, that would make them look bad, but hey the asian retard with no clue about PR ruined their plan even if they wanted to make it as good for him as they could
>>136216254
Based
EG cucks on a suicide watch
>>136216273
shut up you retard
>>136216148
>lmao stay mad poorcucks
i know this is bait, but i'm not playing overwatch because it's shit, not because i can't afford it
>>136216292
are you serious
>>136215629
best Waifu
>>136216250
>literally Kaci
so yes
>>136216148
>"Overwatch"
Finish your life
>>136216478
yeah im serious
Just woke up whats this new meme about EG?
>>136216519
breast waifu
>>136216601
how do ppd's balls taste
why lifesteal doesnt work on weaver im noob
>>136216717
salty xD
>tfw Illidan CK
>>136216793
it does moron
>>136216717
another retard with no clue how grown up world works
do you know being underage here is a bannable offense?
>>136216635
There is no EG at all, get it? GET IT? AMERIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>136216635
>EG
Who?
>>136216870
hahaha oh wow
>>136216793
Drop your fucking deso retard
>>136216850
dominator didnt work only vlad
>>136216456
>say it's shit without playing it
The poorcuck classic
>>136217043
got any other reddit memes to respond?
you sure will win the argument with them
>>136216870
if you weren't a newfag you'd know vg isn't 18+
>the changes are real and hopefully the right ones
Puppey is literally the Stalin of dota
>the most powerful carry player on the world now
How is Dota not dead?
>>136217146
Lina
>>136217127
take it to /pol/
>>136217210
>now
>>136212609
>unironically being estonian
>>136216793
Because you bought deso the worst item in the game, and ultimate shitter detector.
>>136217210
>imp lying
what hero?
>>136217210
>losing to navi which formed less than 3 months ago
>>136216635
EG = Mouz
Yougeddit?
Why is this huge retard Slacks getting hired at all, he has literally no idea what he is talking about and just tries to meme his way through the panel.
>>136216172
poor zai stuck in an unholy foursome of retarded toxic shitstains
>>136217264
What's her win condition?
post ending in 5 picks my name on the NA leaderboards (#156)
>>136217380
Literally witchdoctor
reminder that secret supporters are literal redditors from now on.
do not reply to them.
>>136217410
>>136217412
the only really toxic one is ritsu
masons just a memer
LITERALLY WHO?
>>136217380
my wifes son
Why do people buy desolator when this item exists?
>>136217458
EG.Black^
>>136217413
when she's the main tempo controller
>>136217380
al the chemist
>>136217380
Morphling
>>136217413
she just have two big tempo controllers
>>136217314
yeah that was it
what other build do you recommend?
>>136217605
because you cant cast that on towers
>>136217516
pieliedie's girlfriend's fuckbuddy and Arteezy's lost brother from another mother
>>136214217
Because NAshitters are a capricious bunch of bandwaggoning children
>>136217504
ppd is on that list too dudester
>>136217605
they are the kind of retards that go linkens into deso on weaver thinkign its good
REMINDER THAT THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY WEAVER AND ACTUALLY HAVE AN IMPACT IS TO FOLLOW THE HOLY TRINITY OF SOBI MASKS
AQUILA
URN
MEDALLION
>Sincerely sorry to anyone I hurt making this decision, will always cherish the memories I have with my old teammates. A new chapter
What did he mean by this
>EG up in flames
>PPD exposed
>no legit amerikanski teams left
>RTZ will destroy teem sekrit for the 2nd time
>our guy kuroky will save TI6 from the gooks
What a time to be alive
Why aren't there any waifus for offlaners who don't want to fuck a spider or a man faced nigger
>>136217380
this better be tiny
>>136217657
>>136217646
I want Lina to control my tempo
>>136217812
>here's some bullshit to keep up my nice disneyboy imago
>>136217516
>join date 2016-03-22
GUYS WHAT IF ARTEEZY NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT AND IT WAS ALL A BIG PLOT TO END EG AS A CREDIBLE TEAM AND POACH UNIVERSE FROM THEM
>>136217868
She controls my tempo real good
After 2 years I've picked Dota up again...because of Chi Long Qua
>>136217812
He's left dota to join IS
>>136217868
Lina controls the tempo of her sister
>>136217861
viable as fuck what's your point
>>136217413
Honestly 2 beers tops.
>>136217826
>>our guy kuroky will save TI6 from the gooks
lol
more like slavs if anything
>>136217683
What if you could? Would it be the best effectiveness for price item in the game?
So Arteezy has destroyed another team I see
I know Puppey is a god, but I don't think he can lift both EE and the ragekid out of the trash at the same time
>>136218043
it would be horribly OP
>>136217927
just like he did with aui
>>136217861
tell me about invoker
why does he wear the mask
North American Secret Will Never Lose.
>>136218043
glimmer cape 2.0
especially since it upgrades to solar crest
>>136218084
EE and Artour have that OTP magic going on though, which is a pretty strong branch of meme magic
>>136218124
>it would be horribly OP
Good, more reasons to play Clinkz.
>>136218190
where are the USA fanboys?
JUST
Wait so when Secret plays both EU and NA will cheer for them? No more ebin EU vs NA games?
>>136217973
slutposting
>>136217861
its actually viable with alaclarity i mean you can be a goodclinkz and use ghostwalk to initiate a gank and use coldsnap as a silence
Secret are owned by a greasy Turk so they're EU, Check and mate.
>>136217458
EG.w33haa
SECRET IS ___
>>136218517
Kill yourself, disgusting weeb
>>136218517
A mystery
>>136218582
doesn't fit in the slot
>Secret is NA
>EE will never win anything relevant
NAcucks on suicide watch
>>136217458
leagueoflegends.com
>>136218612
pomf :3what are we going to do in bed?
>>136217458
EG.ritsu
>>136217458
The dank ass meme machine
>>136218357
More like
>Secret wins
>ofc NA/EU players carried NA/EU shitters, be grateful you worst region shitters
>>136217458
[PERU] Pablito
>>136218416
america owns the world, so they're na
checkmate
>>136217458
Nigger McNiggeron
>>136208393
Thats actually a pretty good idea. Boner confirms.
>>136214320
>hej
kys?
>>136218852sister, you shouldn't touch me there!
>>136218357
Anyone who cheers for Secret is a redditor
>>136217458
I'm a cute trap :3c
>>136218852pretend we fight for one guy and then share him
>We set out at the beginning of this year to determine average freelance rates in the eSports market and conducted a survey of contracts received by casters across titles including Counter Strike: Global Offensive, DotA 2, Starcraft 2, Halo 5, and Hearthstone. We were surprised to discover from our peers that Riot’s offer to us was approximately 40% to 70% of the rate received by talent for major events in all of these titles.
RIOT JEWS EXPOSED.
any smart person would filter "EU" and "USA" now if you haven't already
>>136219082
Are we allowed to cheer for Secret if they play against China?
>>136219231
t. cuck
>>136215618
roam, mana boots urn.
>>136217458
wow you guys are shit at this, 2 hours until it gets updated btw
>>136219069
>>136219141
OVER THE LINE
>>136219159
That is communism for you folks.
When there is no competition, don't expect your salary to be competitive.
>>136215618
I get stats over dagger. 0/4/4/3 master race
>>136218357
Secret will always be anime which is something we all love
How do you guys demonstrate your pma?
>>136219159
link me up pham
my dick still craves drama
>>136217458
D2G.reddit
i am the 1%
>>136219423perfect
why did they have to make this character so fucking ugly
>hurr durr waifu fag
you're god damn right i'm a waifu fag why couldn't they just leave him as a mounted mustached man what's the point of r63ing a character just to make them a bull faced dike with a nose ring
>>136219506
>Envy dropped Nichijou
>makes a Nichijou character hold up a SWNL sign.
Shitrekt fags are so fucking STUPID.
>>136217458
anime makes you good at dota
>>136219285
not as shit as (you)
>Report anyone with moonrunes in their name
>Report anyone who speaks anything but English
>Report anyone whose steam profile says they live in any country but the USA
>Get all my reports back
What have you done to make America Great Again /d2g/?
>>136217458
haimkot
>>136219818
dropping nichijo is completely fine tho, like half of the jokes are reliant on you actually being japanese and understanding their culture
>>136216230
is this shit true? at first I thought I was just dogshit
or my keyboard is filthy but I cleaned it and shit is getting annoying
>>136219746
ur trash
>>136219872
cheering for a EU team
Soo, anyone figured out what this is yet?
>>136219285
winner?
>>136219746
if that's the 1% i must be the 0.0001%
NA bros, can't we make a temporal truce and get comfy for Secret together?
Puppey/pld - EE/rtz + Universe (lel)
Best of Europa, best of NA
>>136219872
Report everyone with an anime avatar
>>136219953
no abandon 1/10
but i got a commend i need to work on my flame game
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE PPD. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAD NA DOTA TO GREATNESS, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
>>136219872
Why does everyone but me have time to check out everyone's life history before games?
>>136219973
pitlord of course you fuck
>>136219285
>5
welp
>>136220027
>but i got a commend
Does anyone commend unironically?
>>136215736
Pussies like you deserve to be publiaclly shamed and executed
I'm not even european/american
europe deserves what it gets for being so fucking pussified
>>136220125
russians
>>136220090
autism
>>136219993
Puppey + 4 NA on secret would still be EU. It only applies to puppey.
Also, Envy is EU, all his teams were always EU and he plays all his pubs on EU. I'm sure he only lives with his parents so he doesn't have to pay rent and cook.
What did they mean by this?
>>136212197
did they give misery and w33 at least a nice watch as fare well gift?
>>136219713
https://medium.com/@OGNCasters/msi-30f7f6cdd946#.odb6bt9gs
>>136220090
How the fuck do you dodge autolose games?
Don't tell me you actually play them out.
>>136219872
Cry while our best players went to slav teams
so I just heard about the EG breakup
where's Fear going?
>>136211602
>summoner's rift
This made me so mad I almost didn't realize it was bait..
>>136220384
To the retirement home
>>136220257
Is that second sentence grammatically correct?
t. ESL
Anyone tried recently clq game dodge trick?
>>136218267
There's only 1 USA player on secret. And he's a sandnigger.
>>136220342
how do you know its autolose if you dont play them.
>>136219973
Pit cuck will be relased soon and im not even joking.
>>136220514
Explain
>>136220514
what dodge trick. seriously fuck valve for fixing that disconnect bug
>>136220514
That trick is older than Chi Long Qua himself
>>136220058
Puppey had highground there was nothing he could do.
>>136220591
i thought it no longer works after reborn but apparently im retarded and it still does
you basically write in chat this (yourname) has left the game and then the abandon part and hope that someone takes the bait
>>136212773
By not turning him into even more of a walking ultimate.
>>136220413
I must get that script
>>136220514
Never worked for me, tried it 3 times
Someone has to be a literal retard to dismiss the huge warning the game gives you before abandoning
>>136220541
People with names like:
"positive mental attitude"
"xxx (muted)
anything that references tilt or the hidden/shadow pool
are all guarantees that you're going to lose. You can look at match history and see if someone is on tilt as well.
>>136212346
ich schwör säg das no ei moul aund es gibt eine uf de latzt schofseggel
>>136220413
>junglers has
>>136220505
maybe he'll cast
can't be worse than the shit casting we have now
>>136215079
Why do you like having retards on your team? Do you enjoy your games being a mostly based on chance?
>>136217458
the cuck
>>136220841
>Weakans
>Wekan
>WE KANGS
>>136207920
short as soe and tall as puppey is a perfect match.
>>136220783
i actually got muted and set (muted) name but was too lazy to change it and played with it for about 20 rankeds where i won most of my games, it helps because your retarded teammates wont talk to you about random bullshit like why you split push instead of suiciding with us
>>136221020
we wuz doe
>>136219064
I would like a kiss on my cheek, anon.
REMINDER
NO WYMYN ALLOWED IN THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE
THEY'D GET RAPED AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE THE STADIUM
GIVE ME ALL THE FARMI'VE GOT A GAME TO LOSE
If Natalie Dormer cosplays as CM, I actually don't mind killing myself. Not joking.
>>136221154
>sub 700 gpm
>not a single rapira
look a pussy
is he leaving EG, if so does he hate PPD
if no, does he think universe and arteezy suck
>>136208464
T H I S
H
I
S
He was so popular icefrog permadumpstered him. pls no split pushing tpman pls nerf omg
why is QoP so lewd?
>>136221289
I hope this shit kid becomes irrelevant
First it was PPD, then it was Kuro and now it's Sumail (only person he unfollowed on EG). Who will it be on the new Secret? Universe? Pie? Is even Envy safe from Arteezy's wrath?
i want towrap my lips around lanaya dick
Where does the "desolater is bad" meme originate from?
>>136217664
Never mind him. Deso is really good on weaver. And it's especially good for a new player, because it's really cheap for the damage it gives.
Once you're 6 slotted, you might wanna swap your deso for lifesteal.
>>136221517
once and for all, TA is NOT a transexual.
>>136221628
You're right, she's a futa
>>136219746
senpai pls
>>136221628
you've never seen what's in that golden zone tho
>>136221443
He always was, after the storm nerfs
>>136221474
Report mid, QOP is fed.
>>136221784
underrated
>>136221517
Why dont you wrap it around mine? Its big and thick also
EE is streaming
Bully him until he talks!
>>136219993
sleep tight, puppers
>>136221517
I could be your TA tonight
wait keep me up to date
did they decide to leave eg because they lost dotapit?
>>136221147
>that Blitz image
>>136221616
The reason why it's good is because Weaver's bugs reduce armor.
>>136221982
>>136221517
>>136221904
Post Steam
>>136221982where the dic
>>136221924
Only if you stop being lewd
>>136221517
good taste
>>136222127
id/xionxang
Threadly reminder that bushes and shrubs were already in the game that denoted both tower ranges and neutral camp spawn boxes.
what is it about dota that attracts homosexual males so much?
>arteezy unfollowed sumail
aw shit I can't wait for that mid match-up
>>136221982
>>136221517
>>136221904
>>136222127
fucking degenerates fuck off to a /soc erp thread. Don't you guys realize you're all ugly and fat anyway
>>136222006
Pieliedie raged at w33 in the Winners bracket final at Shanghai and has been looking to get him kicked since. Artour couldn't stand being the odd guy out in the a team of TI winners, especially a team that got good after he left, and jumped at the opportunity to leave. Universe has been upset about Aui getting kicked and was also looking to leave. Misery was collateral, if you can call such a shit offlaner getting kicked that.
t. knows a few semi-pros
>>136222297
Probably has something to do with majority of the heroes being male.
>>136222296
thank you for the threadly reminder
thank you thank you THANKS
moonmeanda decides to play carry for a new team
do they ever make it out of group stages?
>>136222297
All the cuties like (You) playing it
>>136222352
>140lbs
>fat
>piick non-meta hero
>benis-balalaika has 5 minutes left to reconnect
>>136222359
>Pieliedie raged at w33 in the Winners bracket final at Shanghai
What did w33 do?
>rtour couldn't stand being the odd guy out in the a team of TI winners,
So Sumail and PPD bothered him over that?
>>136222297
no girls turn you gay
like a prision
>>136222550
If you're over 10% youre obese
>>136211801
fuck I was expecting this to happen..
Was anything in the history of dota 2 worse than:
1) Chen being able to control Rosh at lvl 1
or
2) Venge dying to towers causing the game server to crash and not count the match when her team was going to lose
>>136222630
we got sheever :^)
>>136222127
:3
>>136222352
>~70 kgs
>on ~185 cms
>fat
:joy:
>>136219159
Makes sense, the organizer has all the power, there is no shortage of tryouts that want to be in the esport business. Think you are irreplaceable? Get commoditized slave!
You don't necessarily even have to pay them because you got guys that do it for free(like slacks). ESL keeps circling different hosts at their events and why would they not, there is lot of good people out there. The events hardly ever have the perfect lineup of "talent", there is always some random newguy reminding that I could be sitting on your chair the next time. You don't even need the perfect lineup because in the end all these hosts and commentators are secondary, what people come to watch is the players and the game.
>>136222753
>Chen being able to control Rosh at lvl 1
Just kite him
>>136222753
well, the bear from lone druid had some interaction with urn of shadows that made the server crash
there was a game with singsing where he was screaming to not die near the bear because he had the urn and wanted to crash the game
>>136222359
Misery looked 3x stronger than universe in shanghai
>>136222879
>kite something that's taking all your towers
>>136222753
infinite brewmaster ult
I bet EE was involved in the kicks. He was always a backstabbing otaku. He can't understand the concept of loyalty so he watches anime to make sense of friendship and such - but his brain cannot comprehend it.
>>136222753
Spring cleaning, and the spawn of spring fags.
DIGICAL KEKS IS KILL
AUI TO EG
>>136223023
>it's okay when PPD backstabs Aui
>>136222753
Dispersion proccing blademail which procced dispersion which proccd blademail for infinite dmg
Naga illusions being able to crit and having passive crit
Why are rune effects removed when a friendly target purges its ally? Even as a shit-ass kusoge warcraft 3 mod infernally limited by the engine dota shouldn't have a problem with a toxic mechanic like that, since in WC3 dispels were defined as "removes negative effects from friendly units and positive effects from enemies".
Was Morello this bad at coding?
>>136223023
haha ya its all EE's fault he is also a super duper bad player why wont anyone kick him since he so bad xddd
>>136223118
lmao
EG.resolut1on?
EE's stream donation
AYY JACKY LMAO
>>136223118
Sunsjew team BTFO after failing to qualify for a SINGLE LAN. 4k$ dolarydoos per player ayyy fucking lmao
>>136212151
i DO not KNOW to be FRANK sempai
>>136223339
stop posting
>>136214656
WEW
E
W
how can players just leave like this ?
dont they sign contracts or some shit ?
>EG BSJ
LMFAO
>yfw this was all set up by cyborgfat to cover for the stolen money
>yfw it worked
>BANANASLAMMAJAMMA IS THE NEW CARRY FOR EG
AHAHAHAH
Hey EE I have a question about Spectre's skill build. Should I max Dagger like you stabbed Misery and w33 in the back, Desolate like you desolated EG's roster for the next major, or dispersion like you disperse players only few days before roster locks?
>>136223781
Post that video shittalking BSJ. You know the one.
>>136223651
>>136223781
'citation needed'
>>136223781
Please source.
>>136217984
>>136218405
t. 1k/2k/3k shitter
>>136223781
>>136223651
HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PPD LOL YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME YOU DUMB KEK
>>136223781
America back to the dumpster.
Roman Fominok
@Resolut1on_
EG..
Why aren't you spamming BSJ's jungle Naix for LITERALLY FREE matchmaking points?
>>136223781
Please be true
>>136224047
Do i play for EG ?
Im not pro player who plays for EG liek bananaslammajamma to pull that off
>>136224042
aww yisss
Jesus christ what the fuck happened to EG
Why did they all fall apart?
>>136224047
Cause I'd rather go THE BEST FUCKING JUNGLER THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, AND THAT'S SNIPER JUNGLE YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
>EG.Resolut1on
EG IS NOW CIS TEAM
wake me up
bsj is a literal sub 7k shitter with no versatility and decision making of a 4k retard, gl peter shouldve kept artour in check
this is so fucking stupid
>>136224160
Same reason most teams "suddenly" implode:
RTZ or Pajkatt
EVIL GRUSSIANS
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>>136224160RTZ__________________________________________________________________________________
>>136222753
Dota being turned into league of legends
Nothing worse than that
Roman Fominok @Resolut1on_ now2 minutes ago
3 days till roster lock, anyone need a guy?
>he left Empire to unironicly play for Digital Cucks
>Aui left Digital CUcks the first chance he got
>Sunsfan invested shitton of money in a shit team that acomplished LITERALLY NOTHING
HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP
>>136224270
>>136224305
>rtz team killer meme
My favorite shitpost
>>136224160
ppd's ego
>moonlight shadow
Is this the worst ability in the game?
>>136220513
It's meant to look like old English in which it is grammatically correct. In modern English though, no. Read some Shakespeare if you want to learn more about old English
Is fear and Sumail gone from eg
DUDE RTC UNIVERSE EE PUPPAN PLD
THIS IS MY BEST FAVOURITE TEAM OF ALL FUCKING TIME
ACTUALLY JUST BECAUSE UNIVERSE WITHOUT POPPEDE :d dddd dd ddd ddddd dddDDD
NOW WE ONLY NEED BASED MATUMBAGOD INSTEAD OF THE AUTISMAL WEABOO EE
>EG is now a slav team
Cant wake up
NA Secret Will Never Lose.
>>136222236
why do purple or whatever that is skin turns me on so much
>>136224512
dumb hamsterposter
>>136224504
>MATUMBAGOD
lol.
mason and ritsu are free why that shitstain bsj of all people
is eg also getting a ti direct invite like newbee did last year lmfao
>>136214203
During the tutorial yes.
In real games, when you get targeted by a tower, there's a sound that gets played.
That's it though.
>Team Secret becomes North American team
>Evil Geniuses becomes the Russkie Cykeblyat team
Everything in its place.
>>136224504
Take your medication.
>>136224443
I got what it means now, I think. Wierd sentence order.
>Team locks meant to stabilize team roster changes
>3 days before roster change teams go "your kicked lol glhf"
Fucking nice valve
>Secret can't win without NA bulls
>pick one up and win their first relevant event finally after 19 months
>realizes other teams will copy this
>grabs all the NA bulls they can to prevent it from happening
>>136224047
I actually did that and also had a dark seer, good times
>>136224770
Yea, I bet they didn't think of teams actively trying to fuck over other teams. Not that that is what is necessarily happening here, but.
what is this EG is slav meme
their 2 spots are not yet filled
>>136224790
Are you in anyway implying that EE is the reason they won Shanghai?
>>136224185
>>136224512
You idiots, DC just disbanded because of EG's poaching.
>@Reslution Eg..
He put 2 dots, he's sad cuz eg made his team disband
This plus sumail's tweet pretty much confirm PPD is establishing a NEW EG Roster
1. Eg.Yawar
2. Eg.Sumail
3. Eg.Bulba(until zai can replace him)
4. Eg.Fear
5. Eg. Ppd
Also possible Fear goes to pos1 and 1437/Aui takes over the 4 position
how do I play lycan?
>>136224939
>@BananaSlamJamma will be joining @EvilGeniuses as position 1 carry
>>136224949
there's no way aui rejoins eg after how he was treated
>>136224416
FREE SMOKE
>>136224939
Resolution tweeted "EG.."
>>136224942
>secret fails to win anything relevant for almost 1.5 years
>gets NA bull carry
>suddenly can win
no yeah ee had nothing to do with it rofl
it was all the people they kicked
no really misery and w33 weren't garbage shitterbads
puppey was wrong ;^) i know better
>>136224160
>let team killer onto team
>team is kill
this is surely a mystery
>>136223615
you never heard of buying out contracts before?
>>136224949
>1. Eg.Yawar
if ppd has actually seen yawar play I don't think that's happening
>>136217837
Windranger is a solid offlaner
>>136224949
>3. Eg.Bulba
Almost as meme potent as EG.BSJ
Team plays on US East.
Game heirarchy:
#1 Position : North America
#2 Position : North America
#3 Position : North America
#4 Position : CIS
#5 Position : Europeon
Popularity / Meme Power Heirarchy:
#1 Position : North American
#2 Position : North American
#3 Position : North American
#4 Position : CIS
#99999999 Position : EU
>T-They're not NA! They c-can't be EU or CIS, but T-they're something else!
EG.Black^
Aussies sure are obsessed with cuckoldry
>>136224949
>3. Eg.Bulba
No team with Bulba will ever be tier 1. He might be a good strategist for ppd to work with, but as a player he's a known quantity.
>americucks instantly jumped ship from EG to Secret after the roster change
ayyy burgers what happened? do you not have faith in your le ebin genius drafter PeePeeDoo anymore? surely after worshipping him for such a long time you wouldn't discard him in just a day like this?
Did the 3 hardcore PPD fanboys here commit suicied yet?
>>136224949
Fear left EG already, Sumail too.
https://twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/712741687794249729
here we GOOOOO
>>136225526
no they didn't dipshit
>>136225567
Blown the fuck out by the Tournaments themselves lad.
>>136225423
Ya, Zai will register as a sub and replace him if his parents can't be persuaded with a nice 6 digit contract after he finishes school(around end of manilla)
>>136225464
It's not like Fear even left either baka desu family. EG will be great again and Trump will MAGA. Don'tise hope so soon.
>Puppey saw a chance to destroy EG from within with RTZ
>sent him as a sleeper agent to do what he does best, destroy teams
>now there are literally no good teams anymore to stop Secret
PPD is an AMATEUR mastermind compared to puppey. Literally Linken's Medusa tier shitter.
>>136225634
>ES meme L is now the indicator of teams locations
wew
>>136225640
Why do you think his parents matter? Zai is a big by now.
CAN YOU ROOT HIM?
>>136225464
>this is the best yuros can muster after having their only relevant team violently cucked from them
>https://twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/712742195556691968
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
black ? xd
more like cuck
rofl
>>136225771
He can't make legal decisions yet
>>136225874
oh fugg
>>136224949
>Yawar
>Bulba
What an aboslute trash team.
>>136225640
I think it's more likely ppd tries out some fresh NA blood
Worst case scenario the team sucks, which is a guarantee if they take on Bulba
zai's a teamhopper, and I think ppd's smart enough not to want him back like he let rtz back. He's going to try and find better options.
>>136225861
cmon dude i'm 100% certain you've posted plenty of ppd here. you wouldn't abandon him in a time like this, would you?
>the lone yuro is literally on bull prep duty for NA carries
i cannot fucking wait for these guys to play
every single stack is prepwork
every single ward
everything their token EU player does is in subservience to their NA masters
Is PPD overrated?
>>136226110
what does prepping even mean
>>136226016
are you dumb theres no way zai's parents would stop him if he wanted it
>>136226116
who is this spunk bucket m8?
>>136226116
fuck you man, now i have a hard dick. what the fuck am i supposed to do.
>>136226016
He turned 18 last year
>>136226110
>EE is now a bull
You are so sad
>>136226068
>his region was cucked of it's only relevant team
>literally all he can do for damage control is try to change the narrative away from it to muh esports celebs
Nikki Elise @Sajedene 18m18 minutes ago
@Resolut1on_ you can still use your ticket to have a dip in our pool. We can change the return flight.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUNSFAN HAS HIS TEAM FUCKED UP AND HE IS GETTING KEKED 101%
CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>136225075
and then tweeted again "3 days till roster lock, anyone need a guy?" 2 minutes later
>>136225997
Why would you do that? Resolut1on is a better player than both Yawar and Sumail. It's also kind of messed up to have a player move to a different continent to play on your team and then disband a few weeks later.
>>136226221
except his parent's are literally his schoolmasters m8o
Why do you think he hasn't joined a team in over a year? You don't think one of the best Offlaners/4's haven't been offered incredible sums of money? His parents won't sign off until he finishes his schooling ya dumb dumb
>>136226340
Summail has a bigger brand you weenie.
>>136226340
muh all murrican dream team tho
>>136226202
P R E P
R
E
P
T H E
H
E
B U L L
U
L
L
BSJ
Reso
Bulba
Aui
PPD
New EG guys
>Artour switched to Secret
>Still playing under EG team name
dotards?
>>136226287
i think it's an interesting narrative
ppd went in a day from being the worshipped idol of NADota to being discarded like a cumrag
you'd think his cult of personality would've made burgers atleast give him a chance to show that he can recover from this
but no
the instant the news hit burgers started forcing the idea of Secret being a NA team so that they could jump ship
>>136226290
thats some Boku Dake shit right there.
>this russian 12 year old kid who is 2k mmr has 11k viewers
why wont twitch ban these piece of shit subhuman retards with viewbots
Is EE fucking meming us?
>>136226290
Jesus fuck Sajedene and Sunsfan are disgusting.
>>136226202
STACK
THAT
CAMP
FASTER YOU SLAVE
>>136226280
compared to yuros he certainly is, and he was a requirement for them to win anything relevant
>>136226547
damn ppd must actually hate fame and money to make a team like that
>>136226708
>Secret lost TI5 because of RTZ
>Secret won Shanghai because of EE
???
>>136226202
just ignore the muricans in full damage control.
>>136224578
>>136226679
>wins major
>gets RTZ on his new NA team
why not go hard?
>>136226667
those are not viewbots, sadly these people have a real audience among the russian folk
You keep stacking cuckboy
The Bull Needs His Manta.
>>136226818
>normie skill
>tfw loud american posters are trying to take credit for artour and EE again
>>136219973
>Dire crying because losing its advantage
>teams need their rosters locked by the 27th otherwise they can't go to ti short of winning the qualifiers
>two major champions essentially not allowed at the following major
>>136226992
go play hockey, fag
>>136226290
I mean what are they supposed to do
make some ragtag team with leftovers?
>>136227062
>two cucks
fixed that for u mate
>>136226992
Why are the best doter players all canadians?
>EE
>RTZ
>AUI
>Moonmeander
Literally all top tier. No other region has this much concentrated talent.
>>136227204
>shit
>shit
>good
>almost good
>>136227204
>Moonmeander
>Aui
>Top Tier
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
>>136227140
I mean, they can still go through the open qualifiers, right? They're not completely fucked even if they don't rush to make a new team before the lock.
What I'm looking forward to most is seeing if and how Valve will respond to this. I really don't think they want to have stuff like this happening, but how could you stop it.
>>136226797
>>136227204
>only one TI champion
>>136227204
>choke
>choke
>ti winner purely because chinks can't play techies or naga
>meme tier
LOL
EU has the best talent senpai desu
>>136227204
>rtz
>good
this meme has got to stop
>>136227204
Most european country in NA
>>136227204
You forgot Febby
>>136227071
go play niggerball cuck
How do you guys feel about the neutral respawn boxes being shown on the ground when warding?
And how about tower showing the target when selected?
>>136227409
its too obvious when yuros falseflag as leafs
leafs dont ever brag about leafs being good
>>136227543
Sorry I gotta prep the bull before my wife starts getting impatient
>>136227393
they just need to reduce the amount of invited teams desu
/d2g/ on the left, reddit on the right.
It's a dirty game.
>>136227446
>Chinks can't play Naga
>>136211602
>Valve is going to frown upon this type of disruptive poaching very, very strongly and I wouldn't doubt that Secret will suffer some kind of penalty for it.
>disruptive poaching
>Valve has made no effort for a unionized player contract system
>this means everyone is basically a free agent all year
>people move before the roster lock deadline
>hurr durr this is bad
If these clowns want to put in stupid restrictions to look like a real sport while not doing any of the other legal shit to protect players they can get fucked.
>>136227812
It's a dirty world
>>136227446
You mean because chinks can't play leshrac
>>136227626
I'm not false flagging to st*pid id*ot. I take the GO every day to union. I drink timmies exclusively. I took the day off yesterday to mourn the loss of Rod Ford. I bandwagoned hard on the blue jays success despite never caring about baseball until this year. I was a leafs fan until they sucked donk and now I'm just waiting for the next season. I just knew that my post would trigger everyone and get me easy (you)'s.
>>136227812
HAHAHAHA NICE MEME (CRYING EYES) PUPPEYFACE XD
how to fix navi and alliance
>kick carry and mid players
>replace with NA players
there suddenly tier 1
>>136222753
Eternal Beastmaster axes
>>136228081
Pretty much. EU has no hope without NA bulls
>>136228081
>kicking S4-god
Are you crazy?
>>136228183
>s4-god
>feed on QoP in the most important game of his life
??????????????
>Yao back on a team in an official position
WEWWWWWWWWWWW IDS HABBENING
>>136228031
>GO every day to union
>mourn the loss of Rod Ford
Can confirm leaf is legit, drink better coffee tho m8 timmies is only a tier above starbucks and starbucks is literal aids.
>>136227890
>implying shitdec didn't first ban naga in every game but the last because they couldn't play techies, leshrec or naga
>>136228378
Compared to the shit that Sumail or any other NA mid brings to the table he is still the best you could possibly get.
Also in the most important game of his life he cancelled 3 TPs.
>M-MASTER MIND
LMAO NA KEKS
>>136228614
>Also in the most important game of his life he cancelled 3 TPs.
wow just wow
he punished the enemy being out of position three years ago, I'm also pretty sure they would have won even if they did manage to tp
>>136207941
WHY arent YOU?
How do you guys build terrorblade?
I've been playing him a lot recently, and I've been winning, but none of the builds feel particularly strong.
Normally I go drums->S/Y or Manta->Skadi/BKB
After that I get whatever seems best for the situation, Heart, Bfly, AC, MKB or whatever.
If I really stomped my lane I'll go Drums-> S/Y-> Blink and just try to run over the enemy team at like 18 minutes.
Also how do you skill build him? I've been getting 2 points in refraction for kills in lane, and treating my ult as optional that I hold off on getting in favor of more illusion skill points to farm faster if I'm left all alone.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2244390632
guys am I /d2g/ approved?
The OD
>inb4 normal skill
>>136227617
neutral spawn boxes showing is ok
tower range display is too babbyfied
>>136229132
> How do you guys build terrorblade?
You max Surrender and go Ring of Repick into hoping you don't reroll him again.
>>136229228
>normal skill
>unranked
>thinking saying inb4 changes it
>>136220413
How do you make scripts like this?>>136220182
>>136229228
>dragon lance
No you are not
>>136229228
Not going atos blink into triple moonshard.
reddit/d2g
>>136229132
3 WRAITH BANDS
YASHA
BOOTS OF TRAVEL
SNY
SKADI/BKB
>>136222297
I don't know, I wonder what about a game with a 90% male cast and 98% male player base would attract gay men?
Dota is a GAY game for GAY people
>>136229438
>>136229518
>>136229557
Okay here's a ranked game then, timbersaw this time
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2232046927
>>136229998
If you're not highest HeroDamage as Timbersaw/Zeus on your team, you should just instantly kill yourself, make sure someone uninstalls the game from your pc too.
>>136229998
>http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2232046927
Responds with a ranked game with no displayed skill
Is still normal skill in ranked
>Guys look at me doing the same Hero dmg as our support witch doctor.
>>136229998
>heart over octarine
>>136229998
>euls
why?
>>136224657
No, when I played actual matches it was there too.
>>136230718
Glimpse
>>136229132
how do you even play terrorblade without the lions and linas of the world riding your dick?
I play brood a lot but I only pick her when I know that their safelane is weak or they have no depush.
Mfw an enemy alch thinks that going mid and building radiance is going to stop me from eating his towers 1 by 1
>>136230445
I didn't claim I was exceptionally skilled, just wanted to share my stomp since I haven't had a good one like that in a while. I get no one cares but fuck it what else is there to do but shitpost.
also
>80% of people here are probably normal skill claiming to be very high
>>136230821
Cant you just chain as the glimpse happens then dodge it?
>>136225702
savings start for ti6
>>136230570
I'll try that out next time
>>136231126
Pretty sure glimpse breaks the chain. The spell is a teleport not a pull, i.e. comparable to Nether Swap not Meat Hook
>>136229998
>Hearth
WAD DE FUG MAN XDDDD
>>136231490
its comfy
>>136231490
sauce? google's got nothing
when do I graduate to not average skill rreeee