"Make the dindus pay their way" Edition.
Threadly Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5lYNgCVwFo
Last time on /ss13g/ >>135981868
>People asking for perma to be forced labour in the asteroid gulag mines.
>mfw you're still banned LOL
>Joey Bonzo's Xenobio literary masterpiece continues.
>Remember Kids: Supermatter Kills Servers.
>Shiggy's Birthday gets crashed by bearded men in skirts.
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
it all sucks
I hope there's less waifus and husbandos this thread.
3rd for sergei is tsun tsun
Last time for this forced nekotoxin meme. Remember the hoodies and waifus with cat ears.
5th for no rapefics please.
>>136070664
5th for waifu zugzwang
7th for ban all waifus and waifushitters
>>136070807
Its no use, I will write them, force them on you, and then write about how I raped you with rape fics.
>>136070924
>tfw literally who
>will never get rapedfic'd
>>136070431
Prison Station 13 round when?
All assistants are automatically criminal labour being forced to pay for their crimes and if they fuck up their parole they go straight back to sand mining on the asteroid with shovels.
>>136070742
Cat ears would be 80% less cancerous if they didn't add that retarded cat tail
Seriously, that's fucking catbeast tier
>>136071084
We had a round when every assistant was valid and they were prisioners
Took them eight seconds to murder whatever was walking toward them
Cool social experiment
>>136070742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNWr_Jlx6p0
NEKO MIMI MODO
YES OR NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
post traoter item ideas
>pneumatic pump: attacking somebody with this inserts the nozzle, then using it while its inserted pumps it. one pump makes the target bloated and sluggish, two pumps makes them even slower, three pumps renders them completely immobile, and pumping them a fourth time or attacking them with a sharp object while they're immobile will cause them to pop, gibbing them
>>136071457
Dobson go away
>>136071357
Thanks, Japan.
Okay which one of you did this
>>/k/29342440/
>>136071034
Well anon, thats why the person in them is a no name, so you can self insert. Or I could just slap your name into it, your choice. I got a changeling one in finalization, and an grey MC fic in early stages. The slime one is still rough. There is my shill for the books, look for "Mixed Biology", "Controlled Variable", and "Liquid Love" in the future weeks.
>>136071563
I'm retarded
>>>/k/29342440/
>>136071684
Yes, you are retarded. And continue showing it.
>>136071684
>link sends me to /k/ catalog
Good job friend.
>>136071684
and you still are
how hard is this
>>>/k/29342440
>>136071357
>Not linking the best one.
Here you are https://youtu.be/pupTowgpVVo
>>136071684
How is this even ss13 related? This is most likely poking fun at the "if there were two people on the moon and one killed the other" joke.
xth for reban termed
>>136072032
I think he might actually have been trying to link to
>>>/k/29342490
>>136070664julia please stop
>>136072728
not even me friendo.
SUE BOWCHIEF UNBANNED WHEN?!?
>>136070431
1st for admins are real shit and soon there will be only boring peoples + some newfags left
>>136072310
Yeah I just completely forgot how to 4chan since I almost never link across boards.
>>136072728
Not julia. I can simply smell a tsundere when I see one
>>136073748
Julia is just a shitter with a trobbing erection
>>136073927
not really.
>>136073153
THE REAL WAIFU
>me and my waifu
>>136074115
>she'll table you
>then hug you
>then shoot you in the face because she 'didn't know how guns worked'
Oh right, I forgot to address what you said when you actually said it:
Go fuck yourself
>>136074007
shut up Julia
>>136074287
don't insult me in the thread
>>136074007
>>136074413
stop calling me tsun tsun
>>136074553
That was me though. You white haired tsundere faggot
>>136074646
Me being who?
I'm not fucking tsundere you shit.
>Clown
>Get a pAI named S.A.B.R.I.N.A.
>We get a space suit and jump into space
>Destination: Clown roid
>Gotta find the chosen land
>On our way there Sabrina makes bananas and I toss them randomly
>Starting to think that bringing emergency oxygen tanks was a bad idea
>Suffocate
>Teleported back to the station and revived
>This time I use Sabrina's wirejack to bust into EVA
>Engineering hardsuit replaces my shit space suit
>Get two oxygen tanks
>Into space (again)
>Along the way we spread bananas through the cosmos
>Hit the Derelict and then the clownroid
>Open the crashed shuttle to find my dead brothers
>Gathering Bananium when a Miner appears
>Arrange for materials and tools to build clown station
>He goes away to get the stuff and I borrow his drill
>I manage to drill out the entire clownroid while waiting
>The Emergency Shuttle has been called
>Fug
>Hop over to the Derelict
>Then to the teleportal sat
>No crowbar so I jump over to the ruskie DJ station
>Spend a minute setting up the transmitter
>Apparently the other miner was trapped on the derelict
>Consider suicide so I show up as dead on the monitor and get teleported
>Hey, is that a space pod?
>Steal it and fly into space
>Hit the Goonecode station
>Put a new battery in the APC for the teleport
>Set it up to send me back to the station
>We get back and Sabrina tells me to "RUN"
>30secs left untill shuttle leaves
>Sanic speed down to escape
>Shuttle leaves just as soon as I see it
>Headbutt the window in anger
Sabrina you were cool tho.
>>136074786
Now now, Im just here for my daily (you)'s is allBut really mang youre tsundere as fuck
>>136074919
thanks, I love playing pAI, it's comfy.
>>136065281
Hey. Hey buddy. He was a traitor, died, and used information from his past life to frame the person that activated him because he felt it would be boring to be an assistants pAI. He did all this without any in game knowledge of the events that occurred in his previous life or during the time he was observing. He was a cunt hair away from being perma'd. We are absolutely humorless about metagay.
SHIGGY.
I AM SORRY.
YOU CAN DO YOUR MEME NEXT ROUND, I WON'T STEAL IT AWAY FROM YOU.
Sorry to the det, i fucked up that shot and i didn't see the stopped time
>>136075764
It's okayI'm currently under the influence
>>136075643
That you are. You almost got me for metagay as a pAI for guessing where the nuke was being armed by looking at the pinpointer. Even as a pocket pal you can escape the bwoinks that come with silicones
Fun stuff
>>136070659
>not liking husbandos
get outta here
>>136076012
Drink up
>>136076012Good, being drunk makes for better roundsenjoy your pAIfu
>>136071084
Seeing as we have larger maps now, we can probably take a page from Taxi Station and put some asteroids outside the station's zlayer.
But I was thinking something a little more extreme. Actual Dwarf Fortress mode, like Dragonbro likes to do, without moving everything to the asteroid. Imagine snow map, but rock map.
Just make Box, and replace all space tiles on all Z layers (aside shuttle spawn locations like nukeops) with rock walls with ores and digsites. Nukeops/Raiders can get ddrills so they can dig to station quickly and just ddrill into the walls for a stealth op. The c4 explosions they use can be blamed on a Gibtonite boom.
Since space is now all rock walls, you can't space people that easily. But you CAN make your own ling rapecaves or cult base with a pickaxe/drill, like they always do on the asteroid.
Would give Science a use for bombs on the station's zlevel. To get rid of the red rock everywhere.
Also, give Engineers more use for their mesons and give them a pickaxe and mining scanner for digging around and defusing Gibtonite. They can fill the role of classic sappers and dig tunneols and place Gibtonite charges as needed.
The engineers can pick through Xenoarch digsites for free stacks of metal/plasteel for expanding/repairing the station.
Monster rooms may be optional for the station's zlayer, for balance reasons. Don't want to see the Virologist staring at a Goliath outside his window at roundstart due to RNG.
You can have miners/Assistants exploring zlayers without a jetpack, just running through everything on each zlayer with a Ripley or a ton of hyperzine and a ddrill, trying to find those new vault rooms and other loot.
For a gulag, give the prisoners an implant that stops them from leaving the zlayer like the nuke disk does, and they have to buy their way to freedom through enough ore gathered and processed. The money from the ore processing would go to the Warden/HoS for buying more guns from Cargo.
We Red Faction now.
>Join as shaft miner
>Mine and do helpful things
>Vox cargo tech asks if I can get him a vox space suit
>Go to what's left of the vox station
>Suddenly aliums everywhere
>Try to escape and kill one of them before I die of blood loss, but not before screaming for help over comms
>Science is on top of shit and teleports me back
>Surgeon and chemist arguing about the best way to bring me back to life while CMO looks on
>Chemist fucks something up, but the surgeon eventually revive me
>Finally bring the vox his space suit
>He has gained access to parts of the secure storage and is trying to get some lockboxes open
>Go back into space, trying to find the clown planet
>Run out of my two jetpacks before getting there
>Meet the clown as I arrive and he ask me to bring me supplies to build a home
>Accept and go back to derelict and massdrive myself in the coffin in the chapel
>End up at a station I've never been to and go inside
>Hivebots out the ass
>Summon my goliath and basilisk and beat them down to scrap
>Drift aimlessly through space forever before science teleports me back at the last second and I manage get on the escape shuttle before being left behind
I haven't played spess in months and it was a pretty good round. I'm just sorry for the clown, who I never manage to find again.
>>136074919
I spent pretty much the entire shift in space and your banana peels were literally everywhere.
how many units of nanites you need to turn someone into a borg?
>>136076239
Funny, I revived both you and the clown minutes apart. Weird how you ended up meeting each other in the end in the middle of space.
I feel as if I restored the love for telesci; because I know a dozen months back nobody used it. You know, outside of stealing petty objects and annoying people. But I don't want to ego trip about it.
Feels kinda good. Now it's not unusual to see people cooperating with mining to get ores and send tools and retrieving bodies.
>>136076673
Nigger please, telesci has always been setting up crew monitors to snag corpses and rushing to get bananium.
Go jerk off elsewhere.
>>136076338
i think any. It works like a virus, I think. When you get any bit of nanites in your system, the beep boops happen and it reads like a virus when you check via health scanner.
I think the cure of copper is still broken for nanite infections, though.
>>136076065
That instance could have gone either way as well and I spent 30 minutes trying to find reasonable doubt that you did not. Had the HoS disconnected you would have been in a very ugly spot.
>>136076673
>>136076927
If this is Al Liam he really did change how people used telescience. He wasn't the only person but he was the primary force in getting telescience to be about helping the station again. He wasn't the first, but it firmly existed to steal shit and graytide before he decided to play telesci every time and rescue people.
>>136077332
No hurt feelings probbu. I know how the situation looked
Returning player here, how do I get rid of the gay ads.
>>136077332
If I've learned anything from this playerbase is that the only "Monkey See Monkey Do" behavior is shitty things like exploits or ways to ruin things easily.
Good players aren't copied. He did nothing to assist.
>>136076673
Telesci is the most unappreciated science.
Good job.
Is it metagamey to keep an eye on Toxins Cams while playing sec? And maybe also act on a scientist making bombs, then running off with them without testing them?
>>136077704
It's even more cancerous than waifuing someone like Julia.
>>136077718
It's securities job, don't forget to keep an eye on virology and the Borg cameras too.
>>136077815
what's wrong with me?
>>136077815
Please, silicon love is the most pure form of love as it's devoid of lust for the flesh.
I can't stop thinking Beta and it's really bothering me. Do you think they would meet up with me on vore?
>>136077929
You're annoying, you constantly greytide everywhere, half the time when you work med, you end up in the brig, and you're a lazy chemist to boot.plus, you don't talk to me or any other aspiring husbando, only your two fuckbuddies
>>136051037
It's a fitting name, don'tcha think? :^)
>>136078191
maybe if you weren't mean.
>>136078475
I'm not mean, I don't even talk to you because you're too busy rubbing yourself all over Shiggy/Sergay's dicks.
>>136077929
You dont pay attention to me when you should
>>136078729
then play a round with me
>>136078579
okay
>>136079024
I have. Many times
>Patrick Bateman and his pAI called J.U.L.I.A
>>136077815
>>136077929
>>136078729
>talk with Julia in deadchat a few days ago
>first time really talking to them
>they say they see tons of tweakers every day
>they're quite knowledgeable on prescription drugs taken for recreational use
>they prefer downers and take a ton of them
Bad, baaaaad warning signs there. I've seen many people like that in my time. Both IRL, and on the internet.
Whether they're male or female, they sound like horrible low/middle class folk.
They are most likely just either white trash or a broke college student, given their behavior of doing tons of drugs and scouting out scummy/exploitable retards of the opposite sex to hang around that would give them unwarranted attention and favoritism.
Doubly so, since BYOND is something any toaster laptop can run, stealing wifi from their neighbors because they're cheapass motherrfuckers.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just red flags telling me to stay away from them.
I get enough of their ilk IRL, and dealing with them in space of all places just saddens me.
I'll just avoid them, like I do hoes IRL.
>>Joey Bonzo's Xenobio literary masterpiece continues
I didn't expect that in the OPThanks guys
Dream seeker instantly crashes as I try to join the server, what gives?
Where's the goonstation files that got released? I want to host my own server to teach some friends the game and it's probably the best branch for new players.
Anyone else's client going nonresponsive every few minutes?
>>136082319
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation-2016
>>136082606
Yes but I blame it on my internet. Try /.ping
Why do people talk about Julia so much? I've never seen him do anything particularly impressive or interesting.
>>136083294
He was shigtards ERP partner for a day or two before he kicked him to the curb.
>>136082070
Did you recently install Windows 10 or update BYOND?
In my experience, It has to do with NanoUI AND text in the text box. Both of which are problems because BYOND is stubborn and wants to always use Internet Explorer. Follow these steps:
Uninstall BYOND.
Delete the cache and skins folders in My Documents\BYOND. Doing this will have it redownload NanoUI upon connection.
Reinstall BYOND.
If you're on Windows 10, force uninstall Microsoft Edge.
BYOND tries to use Microsoft Edge for the text box instead of Internet Explorer, and that causes instability problems. Especially when bigger text appears in quick succession, like during a shootout.
Search for Windows Powershell in your start menu, and run it as Administrator.
Enter in the following line:
Get-AppxPackage *edge* | Remove-AppxPackage
Reboot your system.
Reinstall BYOND after deleting the skins and cache folders in My Documents\BYOND.
Hope this helps.
>>136083654
Thanks for taking your time to help, I'll try it out and see if it works.
And yeah, I fell for the W10 meme.
Julia is rather shitty. I gave her a second chance, because everyone deserves one. She didn't change her ways at all in the grace period.
Hide Julia posters
Ignore Julia posters
Do not reply to Julia posters.
She is a generic spessman, the only thing diffrent between her and the masses is that she was a fuck doll for shiggy. She deserves as much acknowledgment as a random namer.
>>136084373
My first encounters with Julia was him being a shitter and since then nothing has changed
All this drama doesn't make shit sense
>>136071134
Cat ears are as retarded as cat tails your faggot.
>>136080579
Anon, it's super simple. Just keep a list of shitstains and a list of people you can trust in your head.
Ignore the former, mingle with the latter.
>>136084373
she seems pretty nice and does jobs well enough
>>136084672
80% less is not that much considering how fucking cancerous they are
But they are "hats" not exosuits or something with a fucking dedicated animation
>>136084373
Julia's okay. She's a decent enough doctor, and given time, she'll be a pretty good one; along with that, she's not fucking NPC tier and is actually moderately interesting to be around when fuck-all is happening.
>>136084957
NPC players are better than
"-Hello sweety, what do you need?~~~"
"-Help!!! A man pushed me! arrest him!!!
"-Rude!!"
Not saying whoever you named was like that
But i think quiet players are the better ones to be with
Gave it a shot and got rid of Edge and the cache but it is still fucking up.
As soon as I click connect and it launches dreamseeker it crashes.
Thanks for the help regardless, hopefully a future patch fixes it.
>>136085195
Best NPC-tier players?
I like chatting with NPCs in games.
>>136085195
that's fine, some of us just like a little RP in our spess
>>136085195
She's honestly pretty quiet from what I've seen, although she's perfectly capable of keeping up a conversation like a normal human being. She's enjoyable to talk with.
>>136085217
Meant for you, shit.
>>136083654
>>136085318
nothing wrong with that
but most of that RP is
>nigger gimmicks
>bitching girls that thing they are adorable
>metabuddies that help each other
>>136084373
Havent been playing in /vg/ server in a long time
Who the hell is Julia?
>>136085756
the new player everyone bitches about for a week
see Sawbones, Yahir
>>136085814
but sawbones and yahir aren't new
>>136085217
>>136085445
Do you have any GPU controlling programs running?
I have an EVGA GPU, so it comes with EVGA PrecisionX for changing GPU clocking and fan temps and such. If I have that running while playing, Dreamseeker crashes. So I close out of that, and it works fine.
BYOND hates anything taking priority over it on the GPU, which also causes the white screen block problems some people have.
BYOND is a finicky little bitch.
>>136085756
Some >girl that has been getting disproportionate levels of attention for no apparent reason. Unfortantly, asking "why the hell is she popular?" counts as attention, so even acknowledging the situation makes it worse.
The best thing is just forget she exists and hide all the X IS C U T E posts.
>>136085814
>Sawbones, Yahir
aren't you a qt
>>136083369
I did naht kick her
She's a huge cutie
>>136085919
He's trying to say they got shit at one point in time when they were new.
>>136086109
And here we go with Shiggy drooling over a woman he's never seen in real life, yet again.
Didn't you learn the first time?
>>136086109
shut up shiggy, your fiance won't ever come back you boy chaser
>>136085960
No dice, I tried closing all Nvidia related processes that was currently running, as well as turning off shadowplay and what not.
This bitch wont run for me.
>>136086221
No earlier everyone complained about sawbones but now no one talks about him, before it was Yahir but they also forgot about him too.
>>136086232
Did you miss the "I failed the most important criterion" post she made?
>>136086347We talk every day
>>136086496
I hope she gets forgotten sooner rather than later.
>>136086232
>Didn't you learn the first time?
kek
[06:42:06]OOC: Patrick Bateman/ShiggyPiggy (@235,284,1): I don't want things I don't get
he says that now and tomorrow he says julia is what he takes when he cant get what he wants. he just latched on to julia because julia gives him attention and because his last waifu hates him
>>136086903
What's the secret qualification shiggy. Tell us
>>136087298
you guys obsessed with a man and his waifus might actually be even more pathetic and depressing
I just want to say something after watching you hound shiggy for days
I don't even think you play the game
>>136077682
I don't think it's as bad as you do, but I don't think that one person can have a permanent effect by playing alone.
However to say no one ever copies good players is wrong. People copied me when I played mechanic every day. In fact, I was copying other good mechanics that played the job before me. I assimilated all the cool gimmicks and routines they did into a single package and people said I was great because of it.
That guy didn't invent using telescience to recover bodies but he did help revive the practice when telescience was primarly used to steal hardsuits and shit.
Even for milder things, I see people to this day that are copying SME designs that were copied from my SME designs. They've changed but they still have some lingering aspects that I copied from others or came up with myself.
The longest lasting effect I had in mechanics was grabbing new players that were trying out the job and teaching them exactly how I did it. They went on to do just what I did and I think that distinctively shows that people copy others both good and bad. Not just bad.
But most of those players have quit, moved on to other jobs, or so on. You don't have a permanant effect on the game like I said. Unless you become a coder and add some really good shit. And even then, the best code is often a springboard to even better coded things.
We can effect others playstyles but it's always temporary and it's best to not put too much faith in it. Still, Al Liam did influence others to play telesci like he did and that effect is still felt currently.
>>136086453
>>136085217
Additionally, open up Internet Explorer.
Go to Internet Options by clicking the gear.
Lower the security levels to medium or low for all zones but restricted sites.
IE fucking sucks, and if BYOND doesn't get its way in using it how it wants to, it kills itself.
>want to play a round with muh waifu
>we're on two completely different time schedules
fuck
>>136087989
Who's you're waifu
>>136088184
julia, duh
she a qt
>>136087723
Addenum:
Always run BYOND, Dream Maker/Seeker/Daemon as Administrator.
BYOND wants to assume complete control of EVERYTHING or it throws a bitchfit.
>>136087723
>>136088375
I'll try these things again soon, thanks a lot!
>revive some guy
>he expects me to drop everything and help him robust his attacker when there are plenty of non-doctors alive and I have other shit to do
Isn't this a video game thread? Why are half the posts about retarded neckbeard drama?
I don't want to know about no Julias or Shiggys, I want to talk about the fucking game. Please shut up, this is turning into reddit.
how do i rotate shit on the mapper?
>>136088613
>talk about the fucking game
Let's talk about ASIMOV!
>>136088751
WHY IS NT DEFAULT NOT THE DEFAULT NT LAWSET
WHY WOULD NANOTRASEN USE ASIMOV AS THE DEFAULT LAWSET INSTEAD OF NT DEFAULT EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NONHUMAN CREW
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE
>>136088613
i agree but you'll always have the drama from your entire player base being autistic 4channers
>>136088886
>>136088751
Non human captain is retarded, and its even more if the default is ASIMOV
>le wifey hubby neko moths ecks dee
https://youtu.be/bulsXLM_2KE
>>136088886
Because they're not just non-human, they're sub-human
We should go the way of Polaris and remove non-antag vox.Then we should add Skrell.
>>136088535
It took me 3 months of trial and error to figure all this out and find out why my BYOND was crashing.
I just don't want to see anyone else waste 3 months doing the same and offering my steps taken to stop crashes.
>>136088613
Kind of hard to talk about a game while the game is playing, where time-sensitive information like who the murderers are can make or break a game round. This is buffer bullshit in between the 30 minute-2 hour rounds to stop the thread from getting past page 10.
I'm being tech support trying to fight the cancer and get somebody that can't play get the game playing once again.
>>136089037
Don't confuse me with the waifufaggots
I just want some cute-ass cat ears that can't come off
Demon summoning program for pAIs when?
100 ram, summons a random mob friendly to the player who's DNA is imprinted
GPS app. Its a GPS. 15 RAM
Adv. Radio app. Can store a 2nd channel and use it at tge same time as common
WHEN?
>>136087298
If a waifu hates your guts it's only gentlemanly to leave her in peace
>>136089520
>100 ram, summons a random mob friendly to the player who's DNA is imprinted
this is the actual worst idea I've ever heard
>>136086221
I only started getting complaints 2 years into ss13 actually.
It all happened when celt posted niggly fan fiction then everyone started paying attention to me outside of "the grey md who is always there"
>>136089358
There's a dozen servers that cater to you tes general faggots with the stupid fucking space khajiit, and I'm sure Citadel would oblige you and your fucking fixation. Now shut up and fuck off.
>>136089776
I was referring to the greys and vox
which we also have
>>136089520
>>136089618
Bad ideas? I got one then, why not an app that just lets the pAI gain legs like a mommi, but no hands or only 1. Hitting the pAI for a small amount of damage would cause it to lose all of a charge meter that determines how long the pAI can move before it has to recharge a bit, a 30 second cool down on being able to use your legs again would be fair. It would be a semi useful borg then but with this as a large draw back, you cant deal any damage or all of your damage you deal is zeroed out so no killbot hell.
>>136089520
I like strange journey but your idea is shit.
>>136090345
>angry maintenance pAI that hides from greyshit tunnel rats, hanging out with mice and ranting over comms
Give them a crayon module and we're golden
>>136088613
FUCKING SILICONS REMOVED WHEN
>>136089618
>this is the worst idea you've heard
>not the dobson traitor item earlier in the thread
>tfw no qt vox gf to spess with
>>136074165
Get that egg outta here
>>136087989
>tfw your qt quiet nice guy literally who NPC tier husbando doesn't play during your time schedule that much
>when they do manage to play and you're on, you just would rather observe them hard at work than talk to them in-game
>because you know it will be awkward for both sides during the conversation
>when they die while observing them, you immediately follow somebody else and hope they didn't ghost and see you
>even with sprite hiding as a ghost, I feel like running away
Shy people looking for other shy guys to share shyness with hurts.
>>136092145
who u husbando
>met a full developed /me actions bay character on /vg/ a few weeks ago while playing bartender
It was weird as fuck man
>>136092274
i actually enjoy people who can use /me properly
yknow what would be neat
bartender who used /me while mixing drinks
after all, bartender is an arrpee based job, so why not?
>tfw you get front seat of an escape pod
>Space Carp out of nowhere bursts in
>Someone melts your face off trying to shoot it
>Your body protects like 6 people and lets them escape
>>136089247
Still crashing, god dammit. I was hyped up to play again after a long time away but now it was all crushed.
Sucks that no google related search helps but thanks for all the help regardless.
>>136092431
Know what would also be neat for a bartender?A glass of whiskey.
>You will never leave Patrick Bateman a note in french confessing your love but not signing it
>You will never leave Patrick Bateman 20 handmade origami hearts coloured red
>You will never subtly stalk him and write down all his movements
>You will never record your conversations with him
>You will never get away with it all and leave no fingerprints or obvious fibers
Oh wait, I just did all of that :3
>>136092431
/me sighs
everyone is so rude
fucking arrpees I swear
>>136092612
Christ, stop fucking feeding him.
>>136090345
How pAI currently work is that they're a pAI mob inside a pAI object. This would be something of a project, I think, but you're more than welcome to work towards it.
>>136092612
You know PDA messages are logged publically, yes?
>>136092274
Was it a captain?I did that once as a meme, I even /me'd every few seconds to show inhaling/exhaling
What happens when you combine a tator member of cargo, AFK admins, and a 2 hour 45 minute long round
thread is p. cringeworthy to be honest
I think the highlight of that round was my discussion with some security guy (I think it was Patrick) about the word "Fucklog"
>>136092612
t. Naomi
>>136093105
Wasn't Naomi :3
>>136092705
But *sigh is a valid emote
You don't need /me for it
>>136092802
Nah it was a truly serious arr pee doctor skipping work,I tried to keep up with all his shit but I couldn't
He even the biggest flavor text I had ever seen
>>136092876
Not posted, the singularity having made its way to the goonesat in that time.
It was sent near roundstart, and not a single admin seemed to notice or care
>>136092508
my b, I didn't know the beam hit you.
is the most hats not fitting vox thing just a matter of nobody having sprited them?
>>136093428
At least my sacrifice wasn't in vain
>>136093157
[12:51:19]PDA: Naomi Prescott (PDA: PDA-Naomi Prescott (Assistant)) sent "Please message the detective "Patrick Bateman" and ask him to pda you back if he liked the locker. PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM WHO TOLD YOU TO ASK HIM THAT. Then respond to me with his response. OH AND AFTER THIS PURGE THIS ORDER FROM YOUR MEMORY BANKS" to Super 17 (AI)
Little thingy i have been working tool
Its pretty much a library made for scientists and writers when some anti-science/technology paramilitary started to piss everyone off in certain sector. Then it was soon occupied by a cult that end up failing or some bullshit like that.
Its an attempt to make a comfy place for explorers and a semi-useful place for a cult base
The tomes are not imbued, the talisma is uselss, the mobs are easy to kill and they are there just to give some ambient.
The only real loot is
>three artificer shells
>a cult sword
>cult robe, suit and shoes
>a parapen hidden that im planning on removing
Haven't tested it yet, but what do you think? I think it misses something, but im afraid of overdoing it
>>136092876
Wait. Is that a Centcomloose?
>watching cams cause no crime
>see the captain down in genetics
>rush over
>he's OD'd himself on injectors the twat
>pic related is the chemistry fridge
>doctor ignores me saying to treat him
>stuff him full of.. well what they had
>paddling him back to life
>doc finally wakes up and tries to clone him with 150 tox damage
>
>later in the round like everybodies dead in medbay and trying to speedclone 10 people
>>136093540It was a 1 round gimmick, I am not a shiggy whore
>>136093583
Put in a radiation suit locker filled with a bloody radiation suit and skeletal remains
>>136093601
Yep, traitor cargo tech managed to get it on the cargo shuttle and ship it to centercomm.
>>136093796
I don't know how to stuff shit in lockers or make certain items bloody, but i will try
Cute borgs are the best players!
>>136093481
Mostly, yes.
>>136094117
Not sure about the bloodiness, but you can add a thing to the locker by just adding the thing to the locker's contents.
>late join as qm
>do normal QM stuff like arm myself and loot shit
>a spider queen winds up in my office becasue a dumb miner was playing with pokeballs
>not much els happens
>for some reason the cargo shuttle is just 2 doors and a few floor tiles
>apparently centcomm accidentally the escape shuttle too
>whats left of the crew boards the pirate shuttle to try and live on the dj station
>emergency shuttle is called, we plan to all cram into pods
>I get a busted lung on the way back and manage to get revived with 1 min before lack of shuttle docks
>dash straight for arrivals pods
>first one has a ripley blocking the door, fucking asshole
>2nd one has room but as soon as enter carp start attacking
>nope out of there and try to break the ripley to move it out of the way
>suddenly someone enters from the inside of the pod
>tell them to move the fuck over
>they say no
>continue breaking ripley
>get nonantag ripley drill in my chest
>round gets delayed, b& boner starts throbbing
>apparently it was shiggy's erp fuckboi trying to hog a pod so they could erp all the way to centcomm
>probly gona get off with a slap on the wrist
SHIGGITY DIGGITY!
>>136092145
I know that feel.
SinceHanakostarted playing again she has been cute. Showing lab partners the new reactions as well as working hard to us the new PR to help benefit science.
I think she saw me this morning when I was observing her and she died at the end of the shift and I freaked out and left.
It is hard knowing she would crush my soul if she found out I liked her.
Reminder Nuke Ops is anti-waifu
>>136095042
I was on the opposite side killing the carp screwing with pod 1 and heard the ripley say they'd move into the window to fit everyone aboard.
Maybe mixed messages and violence.
>>136095431
yea not from my perspective. I coudnt hear shit on the other side of the ripley. and if thats true then why did the pilot of the ripley say "NO" after i asked him to move, and before he drills me to death?
>>136095042
I'm not defending them blocking the fucking pod like a jackass, but once you brought out the laser, you shouldn't have expected them to not retaliate. That was just plain fucking stupid of you.
>deff wins
>round ends in 10 minutes
JUST A COINCIDENCE
>>136093683
>not a shiggy whore
Suuuure
>>136094524
If I sprited them, do you think they'd put them in?
>Assitant
>By luck, discover the Red wire is the test light
>start stealin everything
>set up a shot to trade valuable shit for other valuable shit
>Opening the Gretide goo-
>CAN YOU SMELELELEL
>It was a wizard round
>>136095883
I'm not, I did a one round gimmick to play around with him.
I can't be arsed with husbandos or metafriend stuff.
>>136095604
I stoped lasering it once someone jumped into it from the other side. then i asked him to move, he refused, so I whipped out my tomahawk to smash his shitty ripley. then he kills me. if he had just moved or let me break his precious mech so everyone could fit he may have prevented this fiasco
>>136095604
This famalam.
The ripley shoud of been moved/destroyed. But don't bitch if you get killed for attacking someone.
>>136095918
Yup.
Do what blithering does, post your sprites to the forums or github, and a coder will more than likely hook them up and get them in for you if you don't want to do that yourself.
>>136095931
greytide tech assistant here, I was settling in to light up and improve maintenance
>>136095918
I don't see why not.
>mediborg it up
>making medication for someone when a wizard teleports in to medbay and blows themselves up
>patch up all their external bleeding and they emp me and teleport away
>Tell them they have internal bleeding and need surgery not to die
>They just keep teleporting around while I try to heal them
>They go in to virology and touch all the infected monkeys
>>136095597
No idea, maybe he wasn't talking to you and he was a massive cunt. I definitely saw him say it. What a mess.
>>136096003
>kept attacking the Ripley when someone was it
Again, the second you started fucking attacking them, you basically voided any right to not get clamped/drilled.
Don't start shit if you aren't willing to get fucked up over it.
You should've just accepted the treatment against internal bleeding, wizzie
wat
>>136095974
yea, not like you had a chance with the competition anyway
>>136096045
>>136096087
Where do I download the sprites for reference? I'm assuming there's a spriting guide on the wiki
Space Chess
Antags v Crew
Yes or No?
Anything you don't agree with?
Should i make something more important with my time?
>>136096196
Yes, all mobs have an internal reagent container.
>>136096121
top fucking kek
>>136096215I'm not a shiggy whore
I don't want to be a shiggy whore
I will never be a shiggy whore
t. not a shiggy whore
>>136096265
Yeah but it's still weird that he started getting reagents from smashed bottles
remember to pet your borer dailyalso, any requests?
>>136096226
You can download a .zip file of the whole repo from Github.
>>136096245
Make the tiles in a checkered pettern like a normal board, keep the tile choice though.
>>136096245
neat/10
Wizard replaced with Raging Mages or mixed antags with wizards when?
>>136096378
You're a shiggy whore; He's got you swooning for him. Next thing you know, you'll both be ERPing on vore.
>>136096384
Because our permeability code is shit right now, currently being splashed with something "injects" you with it if you're not wearing a mask or gloves. When the bottles hit Punpun and shattered, he was splashed with the contents, meaning they got injected into him.
>>136096245
>Anything you don't agree with?
The board should be checkered.
>Should i make something more important with my time?
No. I've wanted to see in-game chess for a while now.
>>136096179
no you fuckhead. breaking a mech doesnt harm the person inside it. the ripley pilot was breaking rule 0: dont be a dick. when he was blocking the pod.
>get into toxins
>right as everything is perfect, the round ends
>>136096431
A scientist with the biosuit on being dog piled by slimes.
>>136096431
That's pretty good.
>>136096473
>>136096637
FUCK i fucked up that one
fixed
>>136096669
coming
>>136096679
thanks
>>136096649
>breaking a mech doesnt harm the person inside it
How were they supposed to know you wouldn't keep hacking at them once the mech was destroyed? I don't think you quite grasp that, once you started aggression, they were perfectly within their rights to retaliate as they did.
>>136096649
I think he's right. Fucking up a guys mech and expecting him not to do anything is a little nutty.
>>136093583
That'll kill anyone who goes inside though.
Also double wide airlocks are super buggy
>>136096431
>get a borer
>keeps injecting me with space drugs
>ask it politely to stop
>"Nigga I gots to party"
>start to OD on the space drugs
>inform the borer that it's literally poisoning me now
>"You fine nigga"
>die from toxin damage
Fucking asshole borers.
>tfw you walk into xenobio and somebody is already in there
J U S T
>>136096860
Oh, Uranium walls fuck people with radiation or something?
Now that i think about it, that made fucking sense
Fuck
>>136096863
ahelp that fag, borers should be brorers
>>136096863
>having a problem with a party slurm wurm
Whim
Wham
Wazzle.
>>136096789
>That arcade tile
Eugh
Just go with generic floortiles like the station has, it'd make for a nice contrast with the cult tiles
>>136096789
Is there anything that could be the crew's rook besides the Ian plushie?
It looks weird being the only piece that's not on a stand.
>>136096863
A
HELP
>>136096990
>>136097102
I did, apparently borer bans aren't a thing.
Also they got off with no punishment because it was their first time as a borer, according to the admin.
>>136097018
engineer obv
>>136096830
>muh potent hams slippery slope logical fallacy
No it doesnt. they were being a dick AND they killed as a non antag. that wasnt even escalation because i would have had to hit him 100 times with my axe whereas he just drills me once to put me in crit and bleed out.
>>136097192
Probably got a warning. If you get the borer's ckey I'll look at it if you want.
>>136096245
Replace corgis and goliaphs with something else
corgi is simply pet and goliaph is just mob
>>136097016
>>136097018
How about now?
>>136096863
Eating sugar used to be a way to drive them off.
Maybe you can use resist.
Best way is getting a brain surgery.
>>136097279
Nah, I read the logs and the actions seemed to be out of idiocy rather than maliciousness.
But I did warn the fucker to mind its OD thresholds.
>>136096789
I like the pattern on the red ones, but consider trying some more neutral colors for the board. I'd say ordinary black and white floor tiles, but I think most of the cult pieces would blend into the black ones. Perhaps grey and white?
>>136097276
you hit a dude with a fireaxe and didn't expect shit?
the fireaxe is the most robust attainable weapon in the game. it does more damage than an esword.
>>136097360
Looks pretty good in my opinion.
>>136097571
Which still doesn't do shit to a mech.
>>136096987
Ha, yeah
Uranium walls will fuck you up really, really hard.
>>136097360
Much better
>>136097571
it was a pipe tomahawk you fuckhead.
