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>Attila
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>Warhammer
Vampire Counts Reveal -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj605sogy3I
Dwarfen Campaign Walkthrough -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPszpVH0Yyc
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Previous thread
>>135960549
first for twwh will be a disappointment
>>136065851
second for TWW will be the best TW ever
>>136065989
>Tomb Keks announced
CHAOS DWARFS STILL NOT ANNOUNCED
Xth for Rise Of Sigmar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1acb5x35iI&t=6m50s
Who started the collision meme?
Will we get news today?
threadly reminder there will be vampire qts
I gotta say
I thought latin sounded a bit nicer. It sounds a bit choppy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_IPqniaZR0
>>136066286
While medieval 2 cav charges are pretty shitty looking, that shitty charge was basically caused by inflated stats.
>gunpowder units don't fire properly for no reason
Every fucking time ;_;
>>136066641
Obviously it sounds choppy, no one speaks it nowadays it's impossible to speak it like someone of the time would
>>136066641
First of all, those guys are speaking with strange accents
Second of all, they're pronouncing v's like we do, whereas in Latin they are actually pronounced like w's.
why the fuck does the campaign map on vanlla stutter so bad
i have an i7 and a 970 and it's just embarassing
If you want fantasy just play radious
>>136067154
Reminded that Total War games are alternate history, and by definition, are part of the genre historical fantasy, a subset of fantasy as a whole.
> Tomb Kings still not announced
>tomb cucks actually expect CA to have anything outside of The Old World in the first game of the series
1-2 Balkan Tribes
3-4 Gallic Tribes
5-6 Successor Kingdoms
7-8 Iberian Tribes
9-0 Eastern Cucks
Daily reminder there is absolutely nothing wrong with CA's DLC practices with the exception of Day 1 DLC
>>136067479
Hi Radiuos,can you add armored indian elephants to other eastern factions such as white huns and lakhimids?
>>136066546
Considering that they released the VC roster yesterday, I don't think we'll see any more content this week because of easter.
>>136067743
If people aren't going to post it right, they shouldn't post it all
>>136065751
But anon I have a toaster from 2006, nothing would run beautifully.
Why can't historical lovers and fantasy lovers love each other? Why can't we be friends?
>Vampire Counts have no ranged
So basically, even the Huns could beat them
>>136068147
or Kislev
Really hoping for Kislev DLC or a mod that adds basically the Kislev roster from COW
>New FOTE also reskins minor factions in AOC
How nice
>>136068243
Dont worry anon, TTW is going to have an absolute shitton of DLC
>can already feel the debt
>>136067921
I wonder if Bretonnia will feature at all in the pre-launch trailers. They basically revealed they'll be a dlc faction so they might as well show off the roster.
>tfw Brussels business giving me an urge to remove for the lady
>>136068147
Well, if we're talking about it in terms of undead magically appearing in the real world, how much damage is an arrow actually going to do to a walking corpse?
It's not even like VC undead can be killed by headshots, a lot of the skellies have quite clearly had their heads caved in and are still mobile.
>>136066630
>qt
>>136068497
I think there is a lot of ambiguity about the undead for the very reason of trying to explain it will always end up being retarded.
>>136068147
>Swarms of giant bats
>Giant flying vampire/troll/bat creatures
>Magic that can turn you into an old man in seconds
>Horsefuckers actually think 'muh horsearchery' is enough to counter this
Skellies should be immune to arrows
>>136068740
>Attila tier Hun faggotry vs undead
Still betting on Huns.
>>136068740
They can't catch you tbhfam
>>136066851
>they're pronouncing v's like we do, whereas in Latin they are actually pronounced like w's.
Great, now I've got it into my head that Romans sound like Chekov.
>>136068776
why?
>>136068640
It's a bad angle alright?
>>136068776
They are not in the lore, tabletop or novels, so why should they be in TWW.
Hell, CA doesnt even obey real world arrow features for their 'historical' games. Pike walls were infamous for being able to take a pounding of arrows because their pikes acted like a natural shield from shots, yet in every game ever with pikes they are always weak as shit to ranged.
>>136068776
Pretty sure most fantasylands give them a ridiculous resistance (like +300% armor) to arrows.
>>136068824
They pass straight through and there's no flesh to cut to inflict a wound, the most you'll accomplish is cracking or bifurcating a single rib or something.
>>136068824
Who /goingwithgod/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5UX38J1UoU
>>136068794
What, bats and flying undead monsters can't catch some poxy horses? I doubt that tbqh senpai
>>136068672
The Vampire Counts armies in the Warhammer setting are basically invincible until their leader is killed which happens to all the Von Carsteins. The Tomb Kings are slightly different because they are all animated by their souls which get bound back into their remains with varying success though they are also virtually impossible to destroy which is why they can compete in a gunpowder age with bronze weapons and armour. I hope they have the curse on the Tomb Kings so that whichever unit that slays them is eaten alive by scarabs.
>>136068874
>Pike walls were infamous for being able to take a pounding of arrows because their pikes acted like a natural shield from shots
Maybe towards the back, but the poor bastards at the front are just as vulnerable as anyone else.
>>136068874
Probably because if they were strong against ranged too they'd be the only (melee inf) unit you'd ever need, all other infantry becomes instantly redundant.
>>136068943
Presumably in a magical land the magic huns have magic horses or something
Or they have spatial magic that maintains a set distance from a targetI have no idea if spatial magic is even in WH
>>136068886
>They pass straight through
Wat
Bones are a physical thing, arrows are powerful. Skeletons should be tough but theyre not indestructible.
>>136068796
>yfw when Caesar didn't say veni vidi vici
>He said weeni weedi weeki
>>136068996
>Maybe towards the back, but the poor bastards at the front are just as vulnerable as anyone else.
Hardly, you still have a solid wall of wood between you and any arrow, and a second wall coming from behind, not to mention one over your head only a foot above you
I bet it would becosy
>>136066174
>>136067508
>tfw no Tomb Kings
>>136069017
>wat
The abdomen and torso of a skellington is basically a stick and a hollow jail cell, arrows literally can go between the cracks. It's harder to even hit to begin with (basically accuracy)
Then you account for the fact that most arrows are designed to do damage by piercing and cutting ("slashing"), both damage types skellingtons are traditionally strong against.
>>136068901
>those comments
>Watch out isis. Deus vult.
Yeah, watch out for youtube comments by people that are basically roleplaying.
>>136068901
>Being kuffar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk
>>136069150
>posting a frenchman
For now theyre still majorly Christian.
>>136069017
Yeah, the odds of an arrow breaking a major bone are pretty low. Most of the time they're going to glance off and even a plumb hit isn't guaranteed to snap the bone completely and disable the skeleton.
Plus they have shields and armour.
Realistically you're not going to carry enough arrows to cause noticable damage to a skeleton unit.
That's why you need warhammers.
>>136069092
Direct fire from the front should hit the front ranks just fine, though. Getting attacked from the sides or rear would still be damned painful, too.
>>136069097
Assuming CA is lazydo we even need to assumechances are Tomb Kings will be in the first expansion because most of the skeleton warriors are already done for Vampire Counts.
100% chance first expansion has Elves in it though.
>Lizardmen will be last
>>136069326
Or magic. Skellingtons get fucked by magic.
>>136069017
Skeletons have been vulnerable to blunt damage and resistant to everything else in quite a few settings.
>>136069123
IThe skeletons are in massed ranks so its more likely you'll hit bones even if its skeletons in the preceding ranks.
>>136069326
Or guns.
Meloncat my man how are these niggas medium cav, they are heavier than most medieval cav
Also I just found a bug I think, this weird shadow that is being cast on the shoulders
>>136069326
>this triggers the skeleton
>>136069123
I dont know what planet you live on. Just because something has holes between the ribs or no flesh doesnt mean it cant be hit. They should be harder to hit thats it
>>136069459
>CA wont release any videos on Chaos because they know it will lead to massive amounts of shitposting
>wont get to see any of these cool units in action before release
God fucking dammit, Chaos actually looks unique and fun in this rather than just being 'humans with spikes'
>>136069459
Compared to humans in tight formation, skellingtons in tight formation have a much better chance of dodging arrows outright
They also need to be hit dead-on with the arrow, if it's a little off it'll glance and leave a little dash on the bone but that's it.
>>136069419
And guns and tanks.
>>136068028
Because some of the Fantasy Warhammer cunts hate us and think this place is theirs now
>>136069556
They said they will show them in streams soon
>>136069459
How happy they look.
>>136069579
Now now, lets not pick sides.
There are enough faggots here already.
>>136069632
"Soon"
>>136069661
I'm not picking sides, some Warhammer fans are either baitingprobablyor just have a hatred for "Historicucks".
Threadly reminder.
>>136069651
>Hey guys! Look how awesome we look! Dont we look awesome! You didnt even know we were going to be in the game aren't you happy now to know you get another faction!
>OMG FUGGING DAY 1 DLC THIS IS BULLSHIT FCK CA CUNT JEWS
And then Chaos went back into the wastes and cried itself to sleep
>>136069552
That's literally what I fucking said, I didn't say skellingtons are immune to arrow fire I said fantasies normally make them VERY resistant.
What are you on about? Imagine trying to hit three spaced chopsticks with an arrow as opposed to a meatloaf, which one is easier to hit? With 20+ arrows, which one do you think you did more damage to?
Bones are tough as fuck, an arrow isn't going to shatter them for the most part especially since most arrows are designed to cut flesh, they're not heavy enough to blast through bone.
>>136069387
Given that they implied Skaven will be in the first expansion, I don't blame them if they're feeling a little lazy on one faction. Skaven are probably going to be the single most difficult faction to add given how fucking crazy and unique their everything is.
>>136069758
>King of Manlets
>>136069743
>I'm not picking sides
>Proceeds to pick sides
Oh anon
>>136069758
>I played this exact battle three times already and lost like a fucking bitch using R1 exploit spaghetti linesmy friends
>>136069869
>that """scouting""" with the bats
I still don't know what he was trying to achieve with that.
>>136069515
Another example, side by side with one that works
>>136069872
I'm not picking sides, I'm kinda looking forward to a fantasy Total War, its just that some people on "the Warhammer side" are actual cunts. I just want my threads to pass without those people saying History total war should leave or that they are the only reason /twg/ is alive.
>>136066812
Roll
>wake up
>turn on TV
>see what happened in Belgium
>start a game as sassykids
>swim to Belgica with 2 stacks and raze it
TAKBIR
>>136069869
>minimap
Is he getting flanked, there's a red dot behind his camera.
>>136069987
historyfags do it on occasion too though
>>136070065
Fuck muslims.
How do I git gud as Alans? I've tried migrating south toward Egypt, but that's turned out to be a very bad idea due to ERE doomstacks chasing me down at every turn.
Would I be better served taking a turn towards Europe and settle somewhere like Italia or Spain?
>>136070113
I just want us to get along, anon.
>>136070065
>mfw this wouldn't have happened if Belgium didn't exist
>>136069896
I can't believe he still uses that and expects it to work in modern Total Wars. Spaghetti lines haven't worked since Empire.
>>136070065
>Sassanids
Should have been garamantia
>>136070193
Wouldn't it just be in the netherlands?tfw this wouldn't have happened if the meme chirstian heresy of mudslimeism hadn't taken off
>>136070113
Yeah, the AI flanks his numerically superior force and tears up one of his units from the rear.
>>136069097
Why the fuck would there be Tomb Kings? Do you see Nehekhara on this map? Well congratulations you figured out why there's no Tomb Kings.
>>136070215
It would have taken me forever to build the 2 stacks desu.
>>136070297I wanna fucc
>>136070214
Spaghetti lines work, they are meta for multiplayer because you envelop the enemy and cause flanking hits and morale debuffs
It was severely nerfed in attila with the outnumbered thing and the charges wrecking spaghetti lines
What happened to Rome 1 and Medieval's great sound design?
>>136070306
>getting outsmarted by the fucking battle AI of all things, not even the campaign which on occasion does intelligent things to trap you, the battle AI which routinely slams cav into pikes
>claims he's gud at TW
Either they've really improved the AI or he's shit. I'm hoping the former has at least some partfuck him, he isn't my friend anymore
>>136070297
>Zoroastrian suicide bombers in België, province of the Netherlands.
>>136069803
You said they shouldnt be able to get hit by arrows as they pass through.
>>136070442
Not even the normal campaign AI. This was the Quest battle AI that does the exact same things every single time and he still lost to it three times.
>>136070442
Remember before Rome 2 came out and they showed battles where "AI" beat devs? Where "AI" actually flanked and did anything remotely intelligant?
Remember how bullshit that was?
>>136068028
>Why can't historical lovers and fantasy lovers love each other? Why can't we be friends?
Fantasy lovers supports casualisation and bad optimisation of Total War games and just as all warhammerfans they are toxic as fuck.
>>136070417REDDY FOUR BATTTUUUUUUULLLL!
WAERRIERS ALLLL!
OUR WHORESES LUV BLUD!
>>136070546
But Zoroastrians wouldn't suicide bomb, hell they don't even convert you. My friend is Zoro and he says that if you ask to join you get a polite version of 'please fuck off we're full'. All they do is fuck their sisters and bath in bull piss.
>>136070587
I never said you couldn't hit them at all. The idea was that a good fraction of them would pass through the holes in their body and it's an overall smaller target to begin with.
>>136070638
Meh, they do try to do that on occasion. At least they do it with cav.
>vampiresses
Does this mean we'll get female warrior-priests and witch hunters?
Has anyone seen my Legions around?
>>136069987
>I'm not picking sides
>does it for the third time
>>136069579
>>136069743
but literally everyone on here plays the historic titles as well. When Rome II or Attila released there wasn't much love for Shogun 2 either its just a cycle.
>>136070992
Legions gone m8
Think I saw Varus with them, last
>>136070989
Maybe we'll finally have female generals and female faction leaders so I can RP being the bottom bitch of whoever the most influential general is
>>136070352
Horde faction
Is FotE better than Vanilla for WRE campaigns? I want do do WRE when I finish my Franks campaign, and part of me wants to do vanilla first but the other part of me doesn't want to play 2 WRE campaigns and would rather just play the superior version.
>>136071148
Yep
>>136070992
Yeah, Proserpina is sucking them off in turn right now.
>>136071148
FoTE is better for basically everything.
Is Conflictus Antiquarum Culturarum any good for Rome2?
>>136070992
>>136071117
You just got Varused
FUCKING VARUS!
GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!
>>136071146
Tomb Kings makes no fucking sense as a horde. Yes they occasionally go on crusades to recover stolen treasures but by and large they stay in theirHOVELSand kill unwary trespassers or invaders.
>>136071120
You're chip out of luck with basically every faction at the moment. Dwarfs won't have females because all of their models are male (or they'll all have rockin' beards, hope you like Eurovision), Chaos is 24/7 angry Nordic men with muscles for days, Orcs are Orcs, and as far as I'm aware the Empire doesn't have any female captains or generals.
>>136071337
What about Julia, my lord?
>>136070989
I want her to sit on me.
>>136071412
Fugg :DDD
I would wait for bonerlord to make muh waifu general who sleeps with all the men to keep morale highdon't think that would work but who cares it's hot, but bonerlord is far off andlooks disappointing desusailors have such rough hands
ARMINIUS, WHERE ARE THE SCOUTS?
ARMINIUS, PLEASE RESPOND
>>136071146
Doing what, and for what purpose? Tomb Kings don't just raid people for shits and giggles.
>>136071578
>and it was at this moment that Varrus realized he was about to be slammed with barbarian penis
>>136071687
Don't they just kind of wallow in their misery alone in the desert and become top REEEE whenever someone else comes in?
>>136071750
Pretty much. Tomb Kings would be a cool non-playable faction for a DLC campaign where you are trying to recover some artifact from their land or something and they would be fun in custom and online but I dont see how you could play a campaign as them.
>>136071750
Nah, they're more 'crotchety old neighour who wants the kids to git off the gosh-dern lawn' than angry Pepes.
>>136066983
roll
>plz no desert
>>136071930
Crotchety old neighbors don't usually turn people to ash for setting foot on their lawn, they just bellow and scream at you because they're too pussy to actually make a move
>>136071992
They're *very* crotchety.
>>136072056
Why don't they commit suicide a-la r9koh wait they can't hahaHAHAHA
>>136071557
anon what the fuck is wrong with you
>>136071148
Yeah it is. The WRE roster is terminally boring without it.
If they made tomb kings I would be very upset if they didn't include a unit of dancing skellies that scares the enemy
>>136072174
Musicians playing Spooky Scary Skeletons on xylophones made of ribs would be good enough for me.
>>136069515
I didn't touch the white huns, it's Avetis' stuff. Dresden is going through and rebalancing them to be in line with our stuff more.
Also looks like I need to dampen the shine on those laminated arm-guards, yeah. Either it's missin a normalmap or the gloss is too high.
>>136070761
They had sporatic reeee-ing at Christians back then when the Romans became Christian (before they co-opted the Nestorians) and because Christianity was rapidly becoming popular in their empire so the nepotistic Magi got jelly. But it wasn't anything too bad since Mesopotamia was mostly Christian or Jewish and they wanted to keep it chill. Otherwise it was more realpolitiking fear of Armenia becoming Christian and aligning with the Romans or too much Christianity in the Iranian heartlands threatening the hegemony of the Magi.
Now Manichaeans, for some reason they fucking hated those guys. Everyone did, though. Jews I'm not sure about but Christians really hated Manicheans.
>>136066983
Roll
>>136072246
that could be the flagholder or captain in the unit
man it really sucks that this game wont have mods
>>136071412
There's nothing stopping the Empire having female generals and captains really. There's no restriction in it in lore. There's even an elector countess.
>>136072134
Are you telling me you don't want to feel how rough Carthaginian sailor hands are after you get terminally rekt by them in the punic wars?
It'd be like a game - you have to move your hips in sync with the rowing of the oars or something and it'd be a game to see how many dudes you could feel before they reached Carthage.
>>136072260
Yeah but everyone has sporadic reee-ing at each other.
>>136072418
Is she a slut?
Alright, what should I play goys?
>>136072435
Is this from Nobunaga's Ambition?
I just bought it today because it was on sale and my dad just gave me £100 because he won some money down the bookies
>>136072435
>file deleted
for what reason
>>136072465
you tell me anon
>>136072435
Well, that's not the right image and putting it up now loses much of the effect. Fuck 4chins acting up.
>>136072465
>female humans
>not sluts one and all
>>136072534
It's either nobunaga's ambition or RotK. Think it's the latter, not sure.
>>136072592
Because I meant to put up this one that makes more sense.
>>136071412
>Chaos is 24/7 angry Nordic men with muscles for days
>>136072507
Whatever you get
>>136072260
something is missing foteguy
>>136072708
>very light elephant
What does that even mean
It only weighs as much as half a normal elephant? It's a very small elephant?
>>136072675
>brought to you by Fantasy Flight Games, the people who drew a woman for their example of a soldier from a regiment comprised exclusively of the firstborn sons of every family on a planet
>>136072679
aight
>>136072764
It's a balloon elephant.
>>136072819
Settle in Hyperborea.
>>136072435
anon stop pleaseYou're making me wet
>>136072764
it's the little one
>>136072675
>
>uggo valkiya
>>136072923
Enjoy the hunnic cocks
>>136072940
tfw no dog sized armored elephants in tw
>>136072679
>roll for new crusade
>You might as well get comfy men
>>136072925
A billion hours in MSpaint, just for you anon.
>>136072134
FUCK SAYA
HOTARU OVER ALL
>>136073404
>you will march until your feet bleed... than you'll march some more!
>>136073404
I-If I had a female general they'd be getting pretty comfy;_;
>>136073462
those are some fightin words laddydont be insulting mai waifu or i'll slap ya in the gabber
>>136073404
>you will never get comfy with the meme slav waifu
New stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdjqQ7TIIJI&feature=youtu.be
>>136073727
>implying slav girls arent wet for western dick
speaking english in public will get you laid in ukraine
>>136073621
Your waifus coffee is an insult to my tastebuds.
>>136070352
wood elves when?
>>136073931
But Nasha is wet only for the putindick
>>136073881
There's already a comment complaining about pre-orders with 27 upvotes? Christ.
>>136073940
youre waifu is nothing but a tramp
>>136074114
who cares shes like 40. she will shrink and turn into a babushka in the next 5 years
>>136073931
>money will get you laid in ukraine*
>>136074213
Let me meme holy shit, stop analysing my memes
>>136074246
This is the greatest line I've read today, I'm saving this.
>>136074246
I didnt go to uni for 6 years studying memeology to not analyze memes punk.
hey so in medieval 2 I play with fps layout usually, but if I do so my mouse scroll wheel speed is astonishingly slow, any specific settings I can edit to fix this?
in return, have some dryads from that m2 warhambalam mod
>>136074021never
>>136074352
Stop plagiarizing my memes, they're the result of many years of refinement you can't just take them REEEE
>>136073419
Gigi is so sexual, I want to suck her dick...
... For the Emperor
>>136074602
The real question is what Bamby was so desperately saying "I want it I want it I can't wait any longer" half a chapter later.it's probably massive
who /planetwar/ here
>>136074541
>you can't just take them
>>136074831
ebin
>>136074862where are my memes
return my memes to me anon
>>136072764
The carthaginians employed 4-5 'classes' of elephants in the field.
>>136075001
>mega elephant
Waht the fuck is that thing
>>136074985
I, too, wish for things to turn to me.
>>136075102
the crazy think is those are its back legs... and that isnt its trunk.
>>136072925
>>136073404
>>136073419
>>136073727
>>136073621
>>136073574
>>136074114
>>136074128
>>136074232
>>136074246
>>136074352
>>136074440
>>136074831
Historyfags, everyone.
>>136074128
Shes filthy Rich lmao.
>>136075190
which one of those posts is about history?
>>136075001
>Hannibal used monsters, that's why he won!
>Roman 'historians' try to convince us everyone they fought were giants.
Not fooling anyone Gaius.
>>136075315
Everyone is a giant to a manlet, anon.
>>136075001
me on the left
>>136073881
fuck, that was well done
>>136075313
exactly.
>>136075001
>Vin Diesel is making a Hannibal movie
I..I'm not sure whether to be excited or worried...
They made ready...
>>136074747
>far far away
>>136075801
...for memes
Alright here we go, how long should I wait for Romans to make their higher tier barracks?
>>136075658
>to be excited or worried...
Well he have some sense of style and if I remember correctly not a large "WE WUZ KANGS" supporter.
>>136075658
It will probably be shit.
>>136075952
best faction hands down
teletubby infantry will tear your shit up
>>136076000
>inb4 its a 2fast2furious movie but with elephants
nice numbers
>>136076000
He wanted Denzel to play Hannibal
>>136075973
60 years.
>>136069015
>Probably because if they were strong against ranged too they'd be the only (melee inf) unit you'd ever need, all other infantry becomes instantly redundant.
Just like real life!
>Play as Vandals in FoTE
>instantly get my shit pushed in on both fronts
horray for a two-turn death
>>136076539
The tercio was made of a third of arquebusiers and a third of swordsmen
>>136076134
plz god no
>>136072923
>>136073057
I'm trying but the Huns aren't making it easy
>>136076789
He's not a bad actor tbho
>>136069556
Why was CA so retarded?
Literally all they had to do to avoid the Chaos DLC shitstorm, or at least severely lessen it, was WAIT to tell people about it.
Build up the hype, have people slavering for info and then drop "Hey, guess what, there'll be a FIFTH faction at launch!"
Sure some people would still have been pissed that it's a preorder thing, but a lot, possibly even most, would just have been happy that Chaos was in there at all and that there'll be 25% more content than they expected.
Despite not liking pre-order DLC myself I still think the backlash was overblown, but really CA is entirely at fault for the sheer magnitude of the backlash given how poorly they handled the reveal.
>>136076879
Hyperborea here I come
>following a judean corpse god
No wonder the southerners are so easy so raid.
>>136077049
fug
>>136076985
I don't think they thought people would take it so badly since all the other games are doing it
>>136077049
>absolute madman
>>136076879
Hannibal is a historical figure, miscasting his race is stupid. Might as well have a Chinese Salah ad-Din fighting a black Richard the Lionheart.
>>136077231
Time for plan B
>>136077357
>implying Richard wasn't a nigger
WE
>>136077446
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
>>136066257
Is there actually enough lore on what the pre-Sigmar world looked like?
>>136077580I realized my first city would be my capital so my autism wouldn't let me settle into a village
>>136077821
Nice lighting but why the semen filter
Q.. Quinctilius Varus, g-give me back my tendies!!
>>136077905
Nice merc onager they got there. Why are merc onagers a thing?
>>136077209
>Worshipping anyone other than Tengri
>>136077928
We will never get our tendies back.
>>136077928
Give me control of the army Imperator. Your tendies can still be recovered!
>>136072679
rollan
Was Octavian gay for Agrippa?
Playing and staying a horde is actually more fun than I imagined.
>>136078373
uhm..yeah
>>136078373
No. Augustus was 100% hetero.
>>136077928
>>136078132
Damn right.
>>136072708
Nah the Axumites had floating anti-grav technology. They were kings, after all.
But I'll try and fix that
>>136072679
let's try FotE
>>136070761
>My friend is Zoro and he says that if you ask to join you get a polite version of 'please fuck off we're full'. All they do is fuck their sisters and bath in bull piss.
that's only indian Zoros
Persian zoros accept converts
>"You have recruited so many unit..."
>>136080105
"The treasure it's buckling under the weight of my cock"
just dumping some old(ish) screenshot to try and make the thread a bit more comfy
>this kills the roman
When you ask for artillery support and your bro's got your back
