Katawa Shoujo General #2959
Kenji Chaos Edition
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>>135864215
Bros and kindness.
Can we all just agree that i am a huge whiny attention whore who throws a fit and shits up the thread to defend my non existent honor and name on a general about fucking crippled girls in a Senegalese cartoon girl image board?
I mean come on i just want to make a name of myself because im a failure in my life and this is the only way i can sleep knowing that i did something worthwhile in my life
I bumped the thread while you were all living your lifes and i even wrote a single fanfic a long time ago and you ungrateful motherfuckers repay my favors like this
I basically own this general and I AM BETTER THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FLIPPIN SHITS
I hate every one of you, there i said it, are you happy now? i was trying to be nice but from now on you will see my dark side
I will not show mercy to you Anonymous motherfuckers
Just wait and see
Friendly reminder that Kenjis trip is #womenmustdie
Do your part and post as kenji!
>>135864215
Yes, lets make a thread about the attentionfag, what could go wrong?
>>135864394>tfw pasta so good people repost itim proud of myself
41 to go
>>135864418
There you go, at least you spelled the whole thing out.
Niggas straight up trying to casual mode Kenji these days or some shit what the fuck.
>>135864394
Hey, lad.
Also, Nth for Extra-crispy Hana!
>>135864549
as far as i know Kenji is a character in the game and its not my problem that some attention whore is trying to use his name
>>135864782
That's the spirit.
The Emiposting and niceposting resumes! You're allalmosttoo wonderful.
WE WILL TAKE OVER THE FEMINIST REGIME TOGETHER BROTHERS
KENJI BROS REPORT IN
>>135864549
I know, right.
Sometimes you people are fucking morons. I should be happy about this, but I dunno.
>>135864698
Wow, what an incredible contribution! Thank you! Without your help, I'd have lost the ability to count!
Can you guys recommend me some good books?
>>135864997
Don't be bitter to countdownfriend. You're too good for that.
>>135864215
Nth for a happy Hana!
>>135865069
Kafka on the shore
It really depends on what genres you like.
>>135865157
I'll be shit if I want to!
>>135865069
Anything besides pretentious shrugged.
I'd give you a real recommendation but I don't think KSG is in the mood to listen to me.
>>135865069
Silence by Shusaku Endo
>>135865259
You'll get better again I believe it.
>>135865069
My favourite is The Stranger by Albert Camus. You can read the Myth of Sysiphus if you want to get what the fuck you read as well.
>>135865157
People are shitting on me for contributing just as much. How's that not fair?
Did you guys know that, on at least four or so occasions in the past, I tried to post the same thing every thread? No one. Ever. Noticed.
h e a d p a t s
Can we all just agree that i am a huge whiny attention whore who throws a fit and shits up the thread to defend my non existent honor and name on a general about fucking crippled girls in a Senegalese cartoon girl image board?
I mean come on i just want to make a name of myself because im a failure in my life and this is the only way i can sleep knowing that i did something worthwhile in my life
I bumped the thread while you were all living your lifes and i even wrote a single fanfic a long time ago and you ungrateful motherfuckers repay my favors like this
I basically own this general and I AM BETTER THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FLIPPIN SHITS
I hate every one of you, there i said it, are you happy now? i was trying to be nice but from now on you will see my dark side
I will not show mercy to you Anonymous motherfuckers
Just wait and see
>>135865157
he's not really too good for anything
My beautiful Yuuko appreciation thread...;-;
>>135865838
Well, that's awful rude.
You people are so spiteful.
>>135865959
Appreciate this
>>135865959
I personally blame you! Yuuko was Kenji's girlfriend, which means you attracted Kenji's shitpost and we all had to suffer.
>>135865959
>looking back at old thread
>talking about musical instruments and shit
>suddenly, dogpile on me
>everything has to be my fault
I totally caused all the problems. Anon had nothing to do with it.
guys, please stop talking about owl
he really doesn't appreciate it
>>135865959
>you will never sexually abuse and blackmail yuuko
>you will never grope her behind the counter as she talks with students in the library
>you will never give her college tuition money in exchange for increasingly elaborate sexual favors
>>135866162
I appreciate it.
>>135866389
At least I have to fuck up my brain in order to post this kind of shit.
Really, you guys overrate my drinking, relative to the average intelligence level here.
>>135866296
Still talking about yourself? Just stop already
>>135865069
Non-fiction: Anything by Seneca the Younger, Plato or Aristotle.
Fiction: The Dune series by Frank Herbert, anything by Yukio Mishima, Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment.
>>135866162
Much appreciated. Yuuko could easily be my favourite girl if it wasn't for the fact that Misha exists as well.
>>135866961
I refuse. I keep these threads alive, I'm allowed to endlessly blog about myself.
>>135867231
You have tone down the self-awareness if you want to impersonate him though
This mood needs too be brighter. Where would you take your favorite Katawa on a date?
>>135867590
Best grill is bestest because we can just go running.
>>135867878
>Anon hyped Emi's anal scene
>just a quick shag in a cabin, uncomfortable for both
>>135867590
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Or maybe a nature hike followed by a picnic!
>>135866389
>you will never know the joys of ramming your cock into Yuuko's thick ass
>>135868296
>this is my fetish
Dammit.
>>135866389
>you will never beat up Yuuko and then have rough sex while she is begging you to forgive her for being a faliure
>>135868571
>you will never beat up
GOOD.
>>135868296
Yuuko is nice and thick, so her ass must feel like heaven as you slam your hips into it, watching it bounce.
>>135868695
>he doesn't wanna abuse his katawa
Wew laddo. Do you hate fun or something?
>>135868571
Self-pity is a really turn down for me. Spanking and rough sex are really a pleasure, though.
>>135868905
I like my girls like I like my computer.
In one piece and working fine.
>>135869018
>Spanking and rough sex are really a pleasure
What is wrong with you?
>>135869152
>What is wrong with you?
Virgin detected.
Sorry for-ah absence. How's everyone doing ?
>>135869152
>not liking to spank a little
>not liking rough sex
What are you, a fucking faggot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubK9inNVyxU
>>135868571
No.
>>135868296
>>135868862
Guys, seriously, fuck you. You make me miss my ex's ass.
>>135869330
No, I'm Kenji.
Oh wait...
>>135869295
Wait, weren't you Nixon?
>>135869343
>tfw never had an ass to call my own
Sometimes I regret being a social failure. Changing is hard though.
What is even the appeal of spanking?
>tfw you'll never beat up Lilly and watch her try to hide the bruises under makeup to keep her proper appearance
Why even live?
>>135869343
>iktf bro
>>135869454
Nah Nixon is some other anon
>>135869710
Red butt, the mix of pain and pleasure on the girl's faces, quirks and voice.
>>135869714
>you will never bend Lilly over a table and cane her while she does her best to stay in control and not cry or even show pain
>>135869295
Get the hell out, pretty boy. I don't want you raping muh pure waifus.
>>135869152
Oh god, you are the best me ever.
Can I have sex with you so we can make perfect Kenji hybrid babies?
>>135869410
lol I left like 20 minutes ago dudes.
>>135869570
Her ass. Not her.Ok, maybe her a little more than I dare to admit. It's in the past tho
But what's not to miss if it looked like this?
>>135869710
The sole fact of being able to smack some fine buns is appealing enough. Add the fact that it usually involves bare skin contact and some girls are REALLY into it. And I mean really. And of course let's not foget those cute moans and squeals.
>>135870425
Come on Dick, I just dhropped by
>>135869969
>>135869714
Absolutely disgusting.
>>135871157
Fohrgot a picture - and remember after the election we were pretty solid fhriendsI was actually pleasantly surprised when I found out
>>135870425
if you are going to impersonate me at least use the right filenames you fuking commie
>>135871564Who did you think hired Oswald?I don't let go of a grudge, you stuck-up New England fop.
>>135871564
too bad you didn't have the balls Johnson had, good lord, now he was a man
>>135871918
spoilers are for democrats you goddamn imposter
>>135871918
I read Owlswald
>>135871564
>>135872125
The greats return!
Yup, KSG's lookin' on the upwswing. That's for sure.
>>135872595
>tfw its been over a year since i started nixonposting
>>135866380
owls not the problem
the owl haters are the problem
>>135872859
I do respect you, Mr. Nixon.
>>135873134
I know its just frustrating
wish people would stop talking about owl for owls sake
he doesnt even post here anymore
I'm hungryfor Emi's bottom
so im assuming someone cracked kenjis trip?
>>135873747
its okay I think most people know owl is basically the most positive person in modern ksg
>>135873960
It's been cracked for years. Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
>>135872125
Johnson went full blown on Vietnam I still think that leaving military advisers was the way. Look Richard, I-ah just come here to give anons hope for bettah future and inspiration. So how are things going foah you in these days ?
>>135873960
He's just drunk, as usual.
fuck off with all the owl discussion
he doesn't deserve this
>>135873960
Someone just had to mention it. Oh boy.
>>135874459
Let's talk about owlbears instead.
>>135874852
you mean owlkins?
>>135874459
It's not our fault he's delicious
Screw that actually, I'm off to bed.
Nighty night /ksg/, stay beautiful.
Have a pleasant night full of good sleep, and lacking any form of drunken haze. Have a good one for those up and running, and of course have a good start into the new week everyone!
I had a dream about Misha last night. Maybe I can have another one?
>>135874969
this so hard
>>135874969
>>135875123
i never heard his voice, and i've made it my holy plight to never do so, as to remain completely impartial on that subject.
>>135875115
sleep well
>>135875364
enough to turn any man gay
umf
Anyone could reupload the KS storytimes?
Anyone?
Please?
Posting a good read.
help, I can't stop shitposting on /v/
>>135876565
With smug Katawas I hope
So, my fellow Anons - I would like to extend my wishes foah approaching Easter. To follow your wildest dreams and finally to grasp true happiness which all men deserve. Never a man stood before greater obstacle than himself which together we will overcome.
>>135875364
It's okay, but overhyped desu
>>135875770
What do you mean exactly? Stuff like this?
>>135876565
I know the feeling.
>>135876971
How can other people help me overcome myself, considering I'm the greatest obstacle to me?
>>135877040
not really, there were like three downloads in the pastebin, filled with screencaps with anon telling life stories. It was either with family or with love. You know feels stuff.
The links have been dead fo a long time and I can't find the screencaps anymore
>>135877250
By working together admitting our weaknesses to others that we trust
>>135877612
There's one here
>>135876478
>>135877612
You mean Moose's stuff? I got those, that's what these are from.
>>135876478
Anyone got the picrelated from this story?
>>135877612
I have Rin ones that I posted a lot of times already, but it's the feelest one I have saved because I don't save much stuff.
>2016
>STILL no good homo kenji route
0/10 shit game shit general
how do I stop hating myself and learn to overcome my insecurities?
>>135878969
By thinking of the others.
>>135878969
Try what Mr. President said there >>135877785.
You just gotta now that life is meaningless and we're all pieces of shit living in a fucking rock and we're all gonna die and be forgotten eventually. There's no need to be insecure of what your coworkers think about you, they're all useless fuckers like you and me and all of us.
>>135878969
Go out and do something that you can be proud of.
If you've got some kinda crippling social anxiety, just go out for a nice walk in a public place. Give a friendly smile at a stranger, and I guarantee that you'll feel like a million bucks when they smile back
>>135878969
Find a nice boy to rape you.
>>135878661
I tried writin' one.
See, here's the thing. People prefer moe girls.
tfw after watching the newest episode of a certain chinese cartoon I got an awesome idea for a fanfic but I can't write
I wish you all good night - and I promise I'll going to be back tomorrow morning for more hope to be delivered
>>135879824
I'm sure someone would be willing.
>>135879963
Why can't you write it, anon? Have you tried?
A couple months ago this black lady and her kid moved in next door. Her kids a real piece of shit wannabe gangster type and really makes me nervous. He got arrested a month ago but he's back now. I walked outside to leave while wearing a red Hoodie and I think his friend was trying to talk shit about it, couldn't tell if they were talking to me so I just ignored them. I want that fucking kid to get arrested again so I don't have to worry about him fucking with any of my shit.
Anyways blog over, how's ksg doing today?
>>135880669
he probably made a joke about you being a crip or something
>>135880435
I wrote one of the worst fanfics on the forums and never got to polish (and continue) it, I'm pretty sure that I'm a bad writer
>>135880895
Only one way to get better, anon.
>>135880871
wait, crips wear blue. i meant blood
shows how sheltered i am
>>135880871
>crips
>red
nigga check yo gang knawledge
>>135880685
Don't you think these hands look quite... girly?
Goodnight guys.
>>135880669
Thanks for the Rin.
>>135879963
What did you watch anon?
>>135881905Boku Dake ga Inai Machi
>>135882340
So, how exactly a time-travelling neet getting cucked by a childhood friend after he spent 15 years in a coma inspired you to write?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwVMv8cAO4
FINDSAWAY
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I'm so lonely.
>>135883672
We all are. That's why we're here.
Or because we hate forums.
>>135883117
Getting cucked while being in a coma, MC would get comatosed because of something while he's a child, his friends would move on and forget about him. He wakes up x years later and after a year or something of therapy he goes into Yamaku. SUDDENLY HIS CRIPPLED OSANANAJIMI WITH A BOYFRIEND. And the rest would be about him moving on, cause he had a crush on her before the coma
>>135883774
What's the cure? Please tell me.
>>135883672
We all are. That's why we are here.
>>135883774
Fucking hivemind.
>>135883672
I feel you anon. I want so badly for a girl to love me but I've accepted recently that that's not gonna happen in the foreseeable future, so for now I'll just focus on what's important, shit posting and getting to 99 in runescape
>>135883884
There's no cure. You just smile and pretend everything's all right, and to forget about how lonely you are, you do your things while having the TV running in the background.
>>135883884
Facesitting
>>135883884
If we know the cure we wouldn't be here, duh.
>>135884120
>posting lewd with Keions
Worse than Hitler!
>>135883971
Quit RS as soon as possible dude. If I didn't quit in 2009 I would probably be even more fucked up than I am now
>>135883672
I'm a wizard. I've passed beyond loneliness to a sublime acceptance of my fate.
>>135884239
It was just jokingly lewd!
>>135884574
Not a wizard yet, but with my fetishes, I'd rather die a virgin.
>>135884642
What are they?
>>135885228
Stabbing.
>>135885518
so I'm not alone then
>>135884574
I thought I did until I played KS.
>>135886508
Overcome your weaknesses. Embrace the black, cold loneliness inside you and grow stronger!
>>135886691
Would if I could.
Maybe with time.
>>135885518
That's pretty fucked up and you should be ashamed. At least it isn't poop though.
You could probably get therapy or something.
>>135887235
At least poop doesn't involve hurting the person you love.
>>135887235
>At least it isn't poop though
you sound like an anime little girl fuckinghell
>>135885518
May i ask who's Your waifu?
>>135887603
Hanako. The most crippled of all.
>>135887436
Everyone on 4chan is a little anime girl, are you new or something?
Is the Kenji impersonation and general shitposting over?
>>135887436
Rule #1 of 4chan : everyone is a little girl.
Rule #2 : anyone who admits being a little girl is in fact a FBI agent.
Rule #3 : Hiroyuki is actually a FBI agent.
Rin is a pretty interesting person, but I don't know if I'd be able to handle someone like her in real life
>>135888237He passed out drunk about an hour ago, so yeah, I'd say it's over. For today, that is.
>>135887871
why did you delete this I wonder
>>135888615
Yeah. Might be entertaining as an acquaintance but not a close friend.
>>135888636How butthurt was he in the end?
>>135889032
I was butthurt a lot.
>>135888615
>>135888909
I think she'd be a great friend, just so long as she isn't being forced to paint, which is what emotionally fucked her so bad in her route
What does love feel like?
>>135889129
What's the matter Kenji, can't sleep?
>>135889363
It's like being worried about yourself, except it's about someone else.
>>135889363
Why are you asking us?
>>135889363
>>135889363
If we knew we probably would not be here.
>>135889542
I thought this was the loveposting general..
>>135889363
It feels good. And then it feels bad.
>>135889363
you feel your heart racing for no reason or is it just me I might have problems with my heart I'm not even overweight or anything should I seek help I'm worried
>>135889363
You won't know till you lose it
>>135889363
Suffering.
I need to walk my dog out, could you keep an eye on my Suzu while I'm away?
>>135890760
My Suzu? My Suzu!
>>135890760
Sure, but lame secondaries incur an extra charge.
When I first played through this in 2013, I was an overweight, out-of-shape fuck, so I really got into the Emi route because I wanted to make myself better but was too depressed to do so. I kept waiting for my own Emi to show up so she could make me a better person.
She never came, and anyone who thinks she ever will is lying to themselves. It took me three years to realize that. Now that I'm about to redo her route, I doubt it'll have anywhere near the same emotional impact
>>135891314
Congratulations on growing slowly dead inside. It happens to all of us in the end.
>>135864215
So is there anything.. "new" going on with Katawa Shoujo?
>>135891314
Nobody here expects his favourite Katawa to show up in real life - that's the point, that's what makes it so sad. Also, pic related.
>>135892138
No.
>>135892161
Joke's on this guy, I'm gonna find myself a kawaii cripple anyway
I must be retarded. I can't stop fucking laughing at this picture.
>>135891314
The problem is she never "comes," you have to go find her anon.
First, work hard to take care of yourself and improve yourself for your own sake. Realize the fact that you don't need anybody, you can take care of yourself all on your own.
Then, with your confidence and self-reliability, rather than hoping for some girl to come fix everything, that vibe you put off will attract girls. It doesn't come easy though. You have to actually get up and approach them.
With visual novels, you can sit back, have no idea what to do in the situation, but just press space and the girls always come to you, no work required. It's the opposite in real life. You have to think hard about your choices, make the right ones, and go outside of your comfort zone.
>>135892571
I'm so thirsty.
>>135892161
I live in the city with the highest deaf population in America, I could totally find a deaf girl easily but that requires learning sign language
>>135892571
>That image
I'm back.
>>135890967
>lame secondaries
I'll fucking fight you.
>>135892748
Get a tall, refreshing drink of water or juice, Anon!
>>135892836
I just did. I drank two liters of fresh water and I'm still thirsty.
I should go see a doctor.
Moshi moshi?
>>135892772
Where now?
>>135892571
/int/ memes are leaking
>>135743772
>>135744597
is this a thing that happens when you don't have lips? would kissing her taste of wound or flesh?
>>135893059
/int/ a shit.
>>135893054
never mind I was wrong as far as highest population for city. It's my state, California. I see deaf schools and things like that all the time though.
>>135893021
YOU ARE BLIND
>check twitch to see if Destiny is streaming
>oh hey, what's this
>someone literally streams some shitty rave
>110k viewers
The fuck.
>>135892983
That's probably a bad sign dude. I think you should too.
>>135893491
So that's why I can't see my refrigerator running.
>>135893021
L-Lilly.... This is H-H-Hanako... I.. I.... I'm s-s-so hideous! Nobody loves me! They just want to p-p-p-puke when they see me! But you love my Lilly, don't you?
Don't you?
>>135893250
Every time you snog Hanako it would taste like a juicy, delicious burger. It would be great.
>>135893930
I think so too. In 45 minutes, I piss no less than 3 times, and I really drink a lot.
Compared to that, I don't eat a lot.
>>135894218
that's the one reason I could never properly jack off to the blind one, its not fair if she cant' see you
>>135891314
Start running faggot
>>135894359
She can still feel your pulsing dick as she jacks you off. You don't want to discriminate against the disabled, do you?
>>135894558
but she'll never know how handsome I am and realize that that makes up for 76% of the unemployed parasite I am
>>135894558
Why not?
>you will never rape a mentally retarded burn victim until she thinks you love her
>>135898054
That's not nice
Love you, KSG.
first for eating cripple cunt
Do any of you share birthdays with katawas? Mine was a week ago on March 14, same as Emi.
>>135899296
I want to spank Lilly while Hanako is watching.
>>135898054
You know, you can joke about rape all you want but when it happens to someone you know irl and they actually have mental issues, it's not that funny.Yes I'm saying exactly what I'm implying. Someone close to me who has mental issues just told me she was raped last night.
>>135899350
Love you too, Anon.
so how hot would these be irl?
>>135900142
These aren't scars. Yet.
>>135900142
Looks like some pretty high temperatures were involved, yep.
>>135900347
>>135900287
I-I mean the in game girls. Burn victims are usually very fucked up especially if it reaches the face.
>>135899687
She's not a fan of math, is she?
>>135900806
Rather than physical, the problem is psychical. Hanako's mother laid on her to protect her from the flames, so add that to her insecurities and her scars, and it's already a miracle she goes out of her room.
>>135900854
Literally best girl.
>>135900142
What the hell happened to her arm? It looks super thin.
>>135901004
What does this have to do with how they would look like irl?
>>135901257
1's Complexion, 3's Hair
>>135901105
That's correct, but you didn't show your working to come to that conclusion, so it's only half a point.
>>135875770
>>135877612
Sure. Just tell me the site you want me to upload it to.
>>135901215
natural wide hips, properly shaper thighs and being on your back(hiding the belly) makes it look like she's in shape. but maybe she's not in shape after all and its just hot by default
>>135901403
literally kys
>>135901403
>not 1/4
>>135900854
No.And I'm being 100% serious about her getting raped. She was supposed to go on a date with her boyfriend, and she rented a room so she could spend the night up there since he lives far away and she had business up there in the morning. He showed up at like 2 in the morning piss drunk, pushed her down on the bed and raped her. Then he came inside, went to bed, woke up a few hours later, got on top of her, pushed himself inside of her while she was asleep, came inside again, then told her she was nothing but a cumbucket to him and that he never loved her and to never contact her again.
When I told her it was rape, she kept saying it wasn't because she loved him. And I asked her if she consented to it, and she said at first she did but he was rough and mean and just wanted him to stop. She still refuses to acknowledge that it was rape, and said she won't do anything about it because they broke up.
>>135901770
>>135902161
My opinion is the correct one
Stay angry
>>135901257
why do subhumans feel attracted to freckles? since they only see niggers left and right the sight of freckles ignites some taboo?
>>135901435
Oh hey man.
Had a good day at the con?
>>135902259
Yeah, I figured you were being serious. That's fucked.
>>135902614
Very good day, got lots of photos with nice people and saw some convention buddies.
>>135901403
That is the only correct answer.
>>135902841
Neat, glad you had fun.
>tfw europoor and all the good cons are in the states
>hanako pics personal editor will never stop posting his shitty "extra crispy" meme pics
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Europe has decent cons too, like MCM Expo, Japan Expo, and a few others. But I have to agree, America has the better ones.
