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How the fuck did Naver beat Secret? How bad did Jacky fuck up? How retarded was Puppans draft?
Angry ALL CAPS spamming retards edition.
What's happening in the OP?
Why didn't RTZ get radiance this game? The miss chance is so good vs OD and all the Chen and Beastmaster creeps
who cares about this honeypot garbage 2bh
>>135770551
nothing
keep buying hats
>tfw stalking your next meal
>culween's most delicious bratwurst!
Guess my MMR
DUDE
>>135770487
It wasn't. Secret got OD, Earth Spirit, Spectre and they still lost.
>>135770561
not good vs OD and jugg
and they were gonna get pushed to death
if he went radiance he would have probably lost before it made a difference
>>135770551
Beta, named after the second letter of the Greek alphabet, is the software development phase following alpha. Software in the beta stage is also known as betaware.[2] Beta phase generally begins when the software is feature complete but likely to contain a number of known or unknown bugs.
>>135770561
Chen heal and jug ward fucks radiance
>>135770731
low to mid 4k instantly demanding safelane
Navi vs MVP grandfinal confirmed senpaitachi?
EG is playing like poop
>>135770731
2.6k
>stupid replay nearly missed a potential kill on SumaiL
This is why Dota 2 and replays do not mix. Shit happens way too fast to be able to find a moment that allows you to replay anything.
>>135770332
I dont get the picture
>>135769536
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHOLE STATS OVER CRIT ON JUGG
>5% increase in crit chance past the first point
Stats over skills for Jugg is as old as time.
>>135770731
1.2k
RUSSIA = BEST EU
People who live in the north part of Americas?
>>135770567
>mizuryu kei
Why do you do this to my dick anon? I'm in the middle of finishing an important task.
>>135771014
what has rtz done this game
>>135770567
>that anatomy
>pick OD
>win
uhhh dotards?
>it's a CIS is EU episode
>>135771227
he fucked your mother while it was paused
Arteezy is seriously garbage
>>135770731
smurfs don't count
>>135771014
stats over prebuffed spin or prebuffed ward, sure.
stats over crit at lvl 21?
if by old you mean retarded, then its super old.
>Nobody prepared for the slavshit teams
>>135771291
That's rude.
>EG loses
>Trump posters suddenly quiet
>>135771349
Literally my account since beta, but I'll take this as a compliment
>>135770874
>>135770887
>>135771017
3,9k
Wby are white Americans so bad at video games?
Every good esporter from NA is black or asian
B-but the bug!!
At least secret won the first game. EG fuck up game one with an invoker and sumail playing at his best. Burgers you are fucking shit. Upsets are everywhere.
why is PPD outdrafted all the time recently?
even some 16yo russian pubstars now destroy his shit drafts
>MVP is going to win an International LAN
What the hell is going on in this tournament?
Senpai ...
this is literally the most scripted lan that has ever been
>turn rates
>crowd-funded prizepools
>P2W events
>paid mods
>no Ahri
>no porn
>dead game
>no monthly updates
>no new champions
dotards?
I hate sumail so fucking much. I love seeing him lose on one of his only viable heroes left. Fuck sumail.
>>135771629
What was wrong with the EG draft? RTZ just played like shit. Why didn't he get a radiance against four blinks?
>>135771362
jugg with manta/abyssal/bkb/battlefury going 4-3-1-3 stats at lv21 does more damage than if he leveled up crit
gotta remember that stats gives you attack speed too
Name one ( 1 ) reason Arteezy should be on EG.
>>135771673
HAHA LAN IN EASTERN EUROPE EASTERN DOTA WINS XDDD
Kill your'e selves yurocucks
>>135771805
fucking racist
>>135771805
I hear you. EG would actually be more likable without that paki trashcan
But now I want them to lose even when they are against russians
>>135771362
Their objective was to take buildings
Jugger pretty much only damaged buildings. His crit was not a factor whether they win or lose a teamfight, he wasn't farming either. He was there hitting buildings
crit does not help you hit buildings
stats give you and your illusions damage which makes you hit buildings more, attack speed which makes you hit buildings faster, health and armor which makes you and your illusions more durable which in turn gives you more time to hit buildings
why is this difficult to understand?
Make EG great again
>>135771865
To contain him from entering good teams
>>135771865
It's been pretty obvious since the beginning that ppd allowed him on the team because fear wants to see him win a TI, and wants to be with him if he does.
>>135771626
RUS > NA >>>>>>>>>>> EU
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ALL YOU KEKS
>>135771772
DOTA needs better non tumblr artists.
Jesus christ that Windranger loading screen with Fatranger.
>>135771819
LMAO YOU THINK HE HAD THE FARM? HE LITERALLY ONE OF THE BOTTOM NET WORTH
>>135771918
>>135771953
I'm paki myself. But I hate sumail because he's such a cocky edgy faggot. Love seeing him trashcanned even though he's my only representative in dota.
>>135771840
I mean, let me rephrase what I said
The jugg with stats will do more DPS and have more HP while the crit jugg will have a chance to deal more damage on a single hit
but overall the stat jug will outDPS crit jugg
It's so fucking obvious that blitz and cap think durka is retarded lmao
Get that esports app
LOL
5k player here
is spectre's late game potential highly overrated?
yes a 6 slotted spectre is almost impossible to deal with but you will almost never see a 6 slotted spectre because she farms extremely slow and is a huge target for the enemy team throughout the entire game
>>135771772
They come from their twitch streams to our twitch streams, just like they come from their threads to our threads.
Why? No one knows. It's a mystery, really. Their game has an estimate of 5 times the playerbase (No, it doesn't have 300 million monthly players with 30 million daily players), they have more streams, they have so much to do, but what do they choose?
They choose to go on d2g and say that their game is better. For no reason.
May the day that Dotards go into Leagues most popular stream on twitch just to troll never come, because honestly, I don't think we're as cancer as League fans.
>>135771772
I read somewhere that armour that's moulded to fit breasts is a really dumb idea. Can't remember if it's if SJW propaganda.
>>135771865
Merchandise and stream revenue
>>135772108
lol u smelly brown ass hole
>600MMR retard friend is in med school
How?
>>135772210
it's true, the force distributed from incoming blows would be focused around the sternum and destroy the wearer's ribcage
>>135772184
She's scary because she can get inside the fight at any given moment
>>135772236
Some people are just slow and can't click things, that doesn't mean they're dumb/
>>135772184
if you get a radiance then 6 slots is pretty achievable
>>135772236
Because he's better than you
>>135772184
the badman build is getting predictible and pros are adjusting to it
pros must go back to a 12 min radiance for easy early ultra kills and snowball
>>135772184
Well you can use a courier or your stash to get more items like refresher orb.
It's happening again lads
>>135772225
Shut up slav. You'll be back to choking in no time.
>>135772210
Armour in general is a fucking idea
how about you fucking retards stop fucking fighting and killing each other then maybe you wont be needy for armour for your fucking tits
You are face when the best NA team is 3/5 swede cuckoo?
>>135771362
>+6 to all stats
or
>+3/20 more crits
Wow, this skill really sucks past level 1.
>>135771865
sacrifice for the better good
>>135772438
lol u mad rajeet
>>135772184
4.5k here, people have figured spectre out
last 20 spectre games I was in were losses for the spectre
lots of fast paced deathball lineups just rolling over your team
>>135772184
Spectre farms heroes fast because of her ult which is how she gets an advantage. You can get a kill almost any time your ult is up so you don't need to hit creeps as much. Once you get radiance you actually farm pretty fast by using dagger to get between camps.
She is a huge target but she's also quite hard to kill because of dispersion/dagger over terrain/and ofcourse ulti. A Spectre with ult is actually almost impossible to kill if the player knows how to abuse reality.
>>135772332
Same but with ancients.
>>135772236
I'm 1.5k and got into med school. mmr means jackshit. mmr reset when?
>tfw no dota DnD RPG
LMAO NICE CROWD DOTARDS
what the fuck is this
>>135772514
Yet she will still be nerfed because of reddit.
>>135772210
>6dmg 6ias
vs
>15% more overall DPS
yeah it sucks, who needs that 60 or whatever damage anyway senpai am i rite when you can have 6 attack speed
>>135772236
>dotards
WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANING PATCH LA
So now that the match is over, can we all agree that SumaiL fucked up the most? Arteezy memes aside, SumaiL missed a lot of Sunstrikes on Astral Imprisoned targets, which forced EG to commit more to a kill. At once instance the OD got away with barely 150 HP because SumaiL mistimed the Sunstrike, which led to a Sanity Eclipse. OD still died, but had he not gotten off that ult EG would have won the fight pretty hard instead of getting away with a few trades.
Universe also had an off game, but that was more on the Lion just focusing him hard in fights and making sure he's useless. Good on ALOHA for that.
>>135771636
>international LAN
>literally a honeypot LAN that's monopolized by a casting studio
>top teams revealing their strat in this honeypot LAN
>taking this one seriously
I mean, if the 1st prize is just 100k and you're going to a LAN in the same month with a $500k prize pool, why bother going all in? Why not just enjoy the nice vacation for a while making the teams that beat you think that they got a chance?
>>135772369
Thanks for that. I did feel like it was true but wanted to make sure.
Where did you find this out btw?
How do you stop 5 man deathballs that are in every single 2k pub games ? By ratting and forcing them to disperse ?Wolves need no armor ?
>>135772659
is midnight now
wat do u expect?
>>135772184
You clearly don't know what the word ''potential'' means.
>>135772691
>>135772467
misquote
>>135772703
>dotards
>>135772236
>gameshitter thinks mmr means anythingI feel ashamed posting anime after EE fucked up
>>135772808
Pick Lycan or NP or Terribleblade.
>>135771221
ghost is not for sexualising
>>135772828
you're right I used a wrong word
WHERE THE FUK IS THE SPRING CLEANING PATCH LA
>Lion was good last game, I better pick it XD
Can this trash even draft?
>>135772863
you haven't been the same since you got that sex change, Tresdin.
>>135772816
it's 1:16 actually
>Enemy picks terrorblade
>Tell my team to not get fucking sundered>they get fucking sundered
>>135772775
basic understanding of physics desu senpai
>>135772954
>Tournament becomes tier 3 by day 2
>>135772521
unranked is basically just ranked with the number hidden retard
also the rate that queue searched for potential players is quicker because it will broaden the search faster than ranked. I.e. ranked will spend five minutes looking for a game within 500 MMR while unranked will spend 5mins searching for a game within 1k MMR
these numbers are estimates but thats how it works
someone post the 'I want to breed harbinger' pic pls
>>135772808
I've been finding DP to be very effective in stopping pushes and gaining map control. Most pub teams don't have any coordination like a pro team would, so when they see a DP ult they shit their pants and struggle to fight around one.
>>135773069
>enemy picks zeus
>tell my team to not get fucking zeus ulted
>they get fucking zeus ulted
>>135772521
[citation needed]
>>135772917
What hero is he even good at?
He can only play the flavour support of the month.
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah muted
these kids are shitters
>>135773076I feel kinda dumb now thinking about it.
>decide to give US server a chance again for ranked
>Mid player intentionally throws and mutes everyone after dominating mid and ganks
>Jungle LC blames everyone
>My team's push lineup fails due to infighting and the enemy's WK, AM and Spectre all get fed due to feeds
I should have never left EUW server...I'll take Russians over toxic NA players who are even worse than Peruvians
>>135772691
Yeah, against players only.
>>135773389
>push strats in 2016
baka stupid euro
>>135772808
TA, lycan, ember are all good 1v5 heroes
>>135772917
You realize Lion has cost EG a lot of games, right? They can play against OD, Invoker, and other fotm picks, but when they don't ban Lion and the other team gets it, their chances of winning drop dramatically. It's an embarrassing thing to acknowledge, actually, which is probably why they're so stubborn to try and win against it. Other teams can lose and say it was because they can't handle strong or signature heroes; EG get bodied by a position 5 support that doesn't seem to bother most teams.
Is Blitz falling asleep?
>>135773389
>blogging during tier2 esports
>>135773345don't worry about it, it's the kind of thing that seems more complicated than it really is at first glance
>pick nyx against OD faggotry
>1000 damage mana burn on a 4 second cooldown
>dont even have to be late game
>opponent team first picks spectre
>his team mates pick bounty and omni knight support
>I first pick spectre
>my team mates pick jungle naix and roaming mirana
WHY
>>135773345
>>135773076
You fucking homosexuals get a roomI'm so upset after good teams are losing for no reason
>>135773389
Have the sam experience every time I try EUW, they're the worst pubbers every it's so sad.
HOW DID EMPIRE BEAT EG IN GAME 1
>>135773574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy1Ds2D-myw&t=12s
>>135773485
Given that the enemy had Invoker, AM, Spectre, Wraith King and Kotol, its perfectly legit
My team was Jugg, CM, Bara, TA and LC, we could force engage fights and win before the enemy got too fed. But nope, it failed due to team toxicity
when is best gril going to come back lads?
EG seems to need him
>>135773574
>>135773716
Ez cyka blyat
A REPEAT PERFORMANCE OF RTC SPECTRE GG.
>>135770798
WEAVE
>>135773716
Americans have the freedom fries to lose if they want to
>>135773793
>LC
lmao kankerneger
>>135773706
Why are you triggered by reaction images.
>rtc spectre
just bring aui back
>>135772872
lel i bet you're 2k
>>135773640
Im not good at his skill builds
>>135773926
Having a conversation during esports that heavily implies sexual attraction between each other and both of you clearly being male. Fucking homosexuals.
>>135773706
shithead you either win or you lose if you are good then you shouldnt lose if you lose then you're not as good as you used to be jesus chris a good team never loses to someone worse than them unless heavy rng/bugs are involved because if a 'good' team loses to a 'worse' team, then the 'good' team simply isn't 'good' in that very game and the 'worse' team is actually the ACTUALL good team.
tldr suck my cock
>WAKE UP
>NO PATCH
maelk is a retard
>>135773914
I dont get that hero at all. She functions as a lane bully and can snowball, but isnt quite ideal as seen by her less than 50% win rate.
Yet shes popular anyway and yet people take her jungle, why not lane and destroy the other lane?
>>135773823
poppan is going to steal him away desu
you know what fuck it i want dream team shitrekt back - i don't even care if they cant work together emotionally
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMxkET9zTE
GOATmaybe not s4head though
So now we establish RUS is best dota EU will /d2g/ start showing us respect properly or continue be babies
>>135771375
>tfw unprepared for Grace Kelly posting
>>135774060
There's a break mate. No games at the moment.
>>135774071
I'm not gay like you, I can't suck your cock sorry.
>>135774006
Unless the enemy team is FIVE intelligence heroes, it's Q_E_Q_W_Q_R_Q_E_E_E_R
If five intelligence, just max mana burn first.
Nothing too complicated here.
HOW IS FAIRY FIRE BALANCED
>>135774101
Idk, not even rated as a Jungler in her description, doesn't make sense
Is PPD capable of NOT FUCKING KILL STEALING AS A SUPPORT?
>>135774320
>Kill stealing
Back to league it goes
post your dota gif that's most confusing to LoL players
>rubio dropped out
Will we finally get a Trump hero in the white house?
>>135774320
This isn't league, you dumb reddit nigger.
It's called a kill secure.
>OD standing in lane with 60 hp
>Walks up to CS with 65 hp
>dies
?
>>135771772
>no generic foxslut #6823149 who got her lore reworked so she wouldn't be such a huge fucking slut
Your game is a waifu war simulator
>>135774205
Uh, so I presume what happened in this gif is an SF who built full damage with daedalus and one-critted hmself?
That's something I never see before
>>135774205
mana boots > aether > ??
blink if youre balling outta control and aghs if you will have to defend high ground at some point in the near future
is dagon a good option?
Why are Paki so shit at all things in life haha stupid smelly Paki go home
HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU DO THE DK CHALLENGE IVE ALREADY PLAYED LIKE 9 GAMES AND EITHER I CANT DO THE DAMAGE OR I DO THE DAMAGE BUT LOSE
Guys talking about dota, wich one is the best sonic game?
>>135774463
always get dagger, always
usually utility items like force / glimmer / gs
Aghs is core later in the game
never go dagon
>>135774447
Yes, that's what happened.
>>135774463
Soul ring > Urn > Arcane boots > optional
Aether isn't bad, and dagon is very viable if your team lacks damage.
Blink is also pretty good, and agh should be avoided unless the game is going VERY late.
>>135774447
classics of meme, featuring town portal expert
Hey guys, we need 2 people to get a full stack, we are just playing for fun at around 2k mmr, I'm playing support so you don't have to worry about that shit. Anyone interested?
>>135774791
no ur penis is too smelly
>>135774708
The pinball one.
Ah shit, disregard that skill build, I meant to type Q_E_Q_W_Q_R_Q_W_W_W_R
>>135774791
What region, nerd?
I'm 4k
>>135774958
no spin offs
wtf fear summoned fire spirits and did now throw them
What beats do you guys listen while burning niggas?
youtube.com/watch?v=XmC4KDyBCs8
>>135774791
What region im 2k
this peter meme is really shit
how did fear's underwear selfie surface?
>>135774534
embrace the memes
>>135775286
tab back in rtc
>>135775286
t. peter gignerbeard
reminder its like 3am where they play its no wonder everyones playing like shit
>>135775021
3d blast
>>135775297
no one even knows anymore
>>135774078
>be woman
>play support
wew
Okay, Tobi may act autistic at times, but that Maelk riff was pretty based.
>>135775195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGflUbPQfW8
The only correct answer
Reminder that he's in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>135775195
Anything as long I'm not maxing sun ray first
>Sunray is balanced.
>>135774205
>that fail skewer
>town portal expert
gets me every time
What do I do if I'm getting harassed like a motherfucker, with my support doing nothing about it?
Jungle? What if I have a hero that can't jungle early game?
How is Sunray balanced?
>>135775481
kek why
WHATS WITH THIS FUCKING VOID MEME SHIT
NOTHING HAS CHANGED ABOUT HIS DAMAGE
MAX E
BUILD MOM INTO MAELSTORM
AND SOLO KILL NERDS
Fear deserves better than this
>>135775727
I know you've never done this in your entire left-leaning life, but you need to man up and command your cuckold in lane.
Either commit murder, or get gud so you can last hit under the tower.
EG is shit
PPD picking heros that die to a sneeze
game 3 soon
>>135775794
it requires phoenix to sit still or move forward during the duration and if he stops it, he has to wait like 30s
and because the other stills are so good and you want to level and use those
and phoenix is slow as fuck at turning during so lol nigga how is sun ray real haha just walk out haha
>>135775874
old void never won game as pos 1 carry
why do you think he was remade to fit the offlane more?
>Ursa
>not a Jungler
dotards???
>OG, Secret, and EG losing
clearly they didn't give a shit about this tournament
>>135775874
And gravity defied
I can not believe my eyes
That thing can bring the tides, hey
And round and round clockwise
Like come here, we go right
I wanna go all night, yesJust because you can doesn't mean you should, there are better heroes that can do what you described.
>>135775665
Yea I have 160 ping
>>135776164
>Argentina
>White
pick one
is anyone streaming on youtube? twitch doesn't work for me
>empire
WW@
>>135776127
he won games all the time doing that shit
And old void went offlane & bought that shit, eventually being able to solo kill nerds with his ult
this blink vlads meme is fucking dogshit
>>135773105
no it's not.
Trump esports are on
Live stream of anti-Trump protestors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA&feature=youtu.be
>invoker is literally goodClinkz
Nice game dotards. Invoker is superior to everything.
>>135775481
mirin'
>>135776127
Are you sure about that?
>>135776253
Whitest country in SA fag
>>135776253
we white senpai
Maelk analysis is dota circa 2012
it's really annoying
Looks like EG is doing well again. But it's actually disappointing watching then only win because the OD fucked up with his blink
>>135776489
>Chile
>Urgay
>>135776448
>VG:Black
it hurts , if he finds a team now it will be with Jimmy tier players and/or NA trash
These bitches love Sosa
O End or no end
Fucking with them O boys
You gon' get fucked over
Raris and Rovers
These hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that cobra
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa
You boys ain't making no noise
Y'all know I'm a grown boy
Your clique full of broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
We GBE dope boys
We got lots of dough boyThese bitches love Sosa
>>135776625
>chili
>urbrown
>white
LOL fuck off chileno
>>135771772
>muh E-peen
>Muh tim
>I'm in the wrong mmr!
>me ooga team booga
>can't even leave a bad game
Glad I don't have to deal with you shitters in my game
>>135776691
Black is the real underdog of the pro scene right now. Hope he can find some sort of a decent team since I love watching his streams.
>>135775959
What if I had a viper/venomancer in the enemy team?
What then?
Literally can't even stay near creeps for xp
>>135776489
whole america, NA consists on mexicans, niggers, muslims and canadians
hell, the president of cucked states is a nigger
>>135776841
Im not even from SA
>>135776868
>what if I was fighting two heroes who havent been relevant in a decade
Then you last hit the creeps, or quit picking melee carries.
>>135776853
>he likes watching black
>he likes watching some autistic man try to interact with his chat and fail miserably
>he likes watching bad dota
???
>>135776874
>muslims
they are almost non existent in NA
>try to support
>carries can't farm
>they can't see obvious ganks
>try to carry
>no vision, lucky if supports but courier
>no roaming or no ganks, there are time when I have to fight for last hit with supports
how do I escape 3500k guys
PATHETIC INSECTS
why is the venue so fucking empty. i thought europe loves dota 2
Did the coach just give Sumail drugs?
>>135777038
Bad dota is what we're watching right now. What the fuck is with all these loses?
So? Did anime win?
>>135777006
>t. albertino barbosita
>>135777137
DELETE THIS
>>135777140
>What the fuck is with all these loses?
What do you mean?
You expect a game of dota where nobody loses?
>>135777076
>"The trench never ends"
^thats not a joke
>>135777108
it's like 2am there, they've all left already because the culling begins at 3 AM. Such is life in soviet soil.
>>135777201
No. Anime fucked up
>>135777076
You actually learn how to play well instead of thinking you know shit.
WTF IS SUMAIL A FUCKING CHEATER
>>135777201
>tfw you'll never have a Miki gf
JUST
>>135777108
Croatia has a nation curfew. You have to be off streets by certian hour or get arrested. Also the bydlo rape gangs come out late hours.
>2am local time
>tourney still going
nice game dotards
