Myrault's Hinder-Gast! edition
INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>Dotapit with Ultra playing in the backround
1st for why no tide picks
DAILY REMINDER TO BUY 3 DRUMS SO YOU CAN OUT-TEMPO YOUR OPPONENT IN ORDER TO MEET YOUR TIMING WINDOW AND CONTROL THE ENEMY WIN CONDITION
>>135752215
>one guy chanting navi
>tfw you enjoy twitch chat because you aren't quite autistic enough to take it at face value
TriHard music man
who /mainer/ here
Reminder Tobi and Joindota are based and no amount of Moonduckshitter crying will change that fact.
wait isnt this a russian crowd? why the hell do they have english commentators in the stadium over the russians
post items
>>135752457
>autistic dondo fan
Fuck off.
What the fuck happened to these guys?
>>135752567
don't have interesting ones
>>135752518
desu i want her round butt on my face
>>135752531
there aren't any croatian ones
Does anyone know any Dota Gay Bars in Manila?
>>135752518
>not liking both Moonduck and JD while disliking BTS
>>135752578
y-(You) too
>bad rider dendi
GG
>>135752748
the manila major
Honestly, Shanghai was shit. Games were low quality, plays were bad.
And it's pretty clear why. There was basically no high tier dota played on the patch, so every strat was played with a huge degree of uncertainty. As if every single team was picking a pocket strat every game.
Which is also the only reason Secret got as far as they did - Puppey is the master of cobbling together retarded strategies that won't work once the meta has stabilized.
What if Secret EG and OG are all eliminated? Would dota be saved?
>>135752518
> you will never do pushups drunk while a hot long ago short haired girl sits on your back while your friend shouts to you to not be a cuck
w8 i did that and i fucked her later :3
>Chen
yeah gg
>>135752807
>>135752215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JljuE5jMIp8
>>135752567
>>135752685
I miss soe
>PUPPEY CHEN
>>135752410
.. Why is LD Cortex?
eat shit EE i just KNOW secret's gonna lose this series and i bet 4 euros worth of items for fuckin nothing
again fuck you EE you goddamn retard never failing to baffle me
>>135752890
DELET THIS
>>135753002
Reminder that Valve bullied her out of dota
>>135752881
Dota will be killed.
Where are my aura effects gaben you fat fuck
>>135753148
where are my impale / fissure linken interactions gaben you fat fuck
>>135752890
congrats on being emotionally void you fucking chad.
>play pudge in any lane that is not mid
>win
nice game dotarudos
>>135752854
>this is what og-fags actually believe
>>135752890
Why would you lie on the internet?
>>135753109
Did they do it to save her?
>>135753148
>>135753226
Gabe here, go buy some more hats and I'll think about it. In the mean time we've got some great Dota Custom Games coming soon to the store, watch this space!
>>135753080
Hahahahahathe only reason I'm watching is for EG vs Secret
>it's a "backwoods based boy gets picked" episode"
>enjoying moonduck
I have $15. What should I buy in the DotA store?
>he fell for the "secret is good because they won a honeypot" meme
> tfw Croatian
feels good mang :3
>>135753406
>tfw no bat to fly around on
TEMPO
CONTROL
>>135753629
Juggernaut items
FUCKIN TEMPO CONTROLLER ABUSER SPAMMER
>>135753148
They were removed in early beta because muh visual clutter.
>>135753629
a hud and a pet
Balanced OD and Spectre
Against shit heros
I want to believe Navi
>Offlane Abaddon
>>135753629
half of an arcana
>>135753640
Secret fans don't give a shit about what secret has won. We only care about el classico and amazing plays that they offer us. Secret give us amazing dota to see. EE WATCHES ANIME LIKE ME LOL HAHAHAHA
>see this on your team
What do
NAVI???
>>135753641
That is a horrifying looking pizza famy
>d2g acolytes shaping the meta once again
>>135753641
why are you allowed to smoke inside building?
fucking savage subhumans
Navi looks so lost iwhtout enchantress
>>135753675
tfw no smokin hot gf with bat as my wingman
>>135752613
They became the best CIS team? Uhh, did you watch Dotacinema and Weplay?
>>135753641
Why is Europe so bad at pizza?
>>135753695
The face of the valve employee/USA government agent who got BTFO
>>135753641
how can u take such a bad quality pic
wtf lol do you have parkinson's
>>135753883
>there are now people too young to remember when people smoked indoors
That feels weird.
>>135754026
mroe liek why is europe so bad at food in general
>>135753641
Are cigarettes considered a pizza topping in Croatia?
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER D2G
LET THIS NIGHTMARE NEVER ENDS
First blood! Ohoho, let this nightmare never end! Aha hahahahahahah!
>>135753641
that shit looks like literal vomit mate holy fuck
>Secret tilting
WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TIER 3 DOTA FOR THE REST OF THE TOURNAMENT. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. GODDAMN IT.
FUCKING
ANIME
IN
FLAMES
>THREAD DIES
Sonneiko is a GOD.
>>135752545
alright you failed abortion
heroes still have nieches, there are still heroes that can split push, heroes that rely on an early gold lead but suck late, there are still gankers,still win lane/lose game heroes, there are still carries that are night unstopabble if you don't end soon enough. WHAT FUCKING HERO NIECHE HAS BEEN REMOVED THEN YOU COCKGUZZLING SACK OF SHIT?
how is the fucking jungle turning into a version of leagues jungle by moving a few camps and adding 3 more fucking patch
HOLY SHIT INVIS AND SPELL RESIST! IT'S NOT LIKE IT HASN'T BEEN NERFED INTO THE FUCKING GROUND COMPARED TO IT'S RELEASE.WOW 8% DAMAGE,NOW IF MY COMBO DID 1K DAMAGE BEFORE IT'LL DO FULL HD DAMAGE NOW, ICEFROG HAS LOST IT. I don't see you crying over crimson guard because it's absolute garbage 99% of the time
You want proof your shaved spawn of kelly? Centaur ult rework(GLOBAL DARK SEER SURGE, I'M SURE NO ONE SHOULD PICK DS EVER AGAIN. AND IT STUNS AND DOES DAMAGE), drow rework into global furion and subsequently nerfed to shit. Treant global aura into fucking early game aegis until it was nerfed to shit. AND IT COULD AND STILL CAN HEAL TOWERS WHICH NOTHING COULD DO SO BEFORE.
Small drakes were never MI,neutrals have resist auras so a few flashfarmers couldn't recover from being destroyed in lane you penis polishing cockgoblin. ALL CREEPS DON'T HAVE MAGIC RESIS THOUGH, YOUR RETARDED ASS CAN NOW STACK AND RAZE THE SMALL CAMP OR PLAY TO RNJESUS
UNIVERSAL WAS JUST PURE THAT PIERCED MAGIC IMMUNITY AND COMPOSITE WAS SLIGHTLY NERFED BUT IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE BUY MASS GHOSTSCEPTER TO COUNTER A LESHRAC OR TECHIES BEFORE THE DAMAGE CHANGES NOW DID THEY
YOU ARE LITTERALY RETARDED AND I'M PISSED AT MYSELF FOR ACTUALLY TAKING YOUR SHITPOSTING ASS SERIOUSLY
>>135754026
>go to america
>friend wants to show you 'real NY pizza'
>it's literally just cheese
alright then
what happens if navi wins this series?
>>135754026
is that a... greenbean zucchini pineapple-ring pizza?
Who here watched purge plays all night back in the first beta?
>>135754326
You missed the point.
>>135754303
nice autism
>>135754303
itt: 2.5k players get triggered thinking they know dota
>>135754358
They get to go to the next round.
>>135754269
How are we supposed to watch EG vs Secret if they lose here?
WOW
HE JUST PRESSED W
AND WOW
NICE
NICE JOB SHITREKT
>>135754326
>go to europe
>order pizza
>its literally just bread
>>135754237
>>135754138
>>135754060
>>135754026
>>135753883
all the(you)s
btw its not a cigg its a fucking pepper you mongoliods
>>135754138
in all seriousness, never order pizza in croatia, its literally just a crust with razor-thin, sahara-dry topping. people will pay for that shit just cause they call it pizza.
>PLD again
>>135754492
no it has toppings. That's what makes pizza. Yours had nothing but cheese
>>135754492
No it's not, it has multiple toppings.
how does navi fuck this up?
>mfw a Na'Vi invite to the Major is a possiblity
>tfw too busy being vaporwave to learn how to play Earth Spirit
SONNEIKO
JUST PRESS E LOL
Is navi back?
>>135753641
>mfw euros and ameribros alike will never know the joys of eating pizza from Pizza PizzaI'm pretty sure they are the McDonald's of pizza: very quick, cheap and probably putting extra sugar in the dough and tomato sauce to addict me to their way of making it.
>>135754604
If Chen gets enough farm for his push
>>135753641
Whats a good item to buy from the DotA marketplace if you're fishing to flip items for profit?
>eurocuck defense force so tries to ignore the game by arguing about pizza
Never change shitrape fans
>>135754376
bananas
>that W33HAA taunt from batrider
GG
>>135754604
Picking a melee mid vs OD
Picking Gyro
>>135754665
>Na'vi
>ever back
Only to the trash.
Secret is playing with their food.
>>135754480
Puppey is losing on his signature chen.
I'm losing my mind. It's not like navi is relevant or going to stay good, but goddamn it what a waste of a TOURNAMENT.
HOW MANY YEARS
HAS THIS FUCKING HERO BEEN IN THE GAME
AND RETARDS STILL CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT'S NAME CORRECTLY
IT'S NOT
'A-BAD-ON'
IT'S FUCKING
'A-BAR-DON'
FUCKING MORONS
>Team Reddit losing to fucking Navi
>>135754619
it isn't
I wish they stopped giving invites like candy, just give out 4 or 6 and make proportional qualifiers too (some regions are shit, don't give them as many quali spots)
>>135754770
i'm not sure if that's better or worse
>eating any other flavors besides cheese pizza and vanilla icecream
kystbh
>>135754696
Why the fuck would you name your chain Pizza Pizza?
>>135753148
>v-visual noise, unreadable
*adds in pets*
>computers will never beat a top dota team
- swindle, 2016
STARCRUMPETS & GOTARDS
BTFO
T
F
O
>when the pizza ingredients are perfectly balanced with a thin and crispy base and flowing in oil
and then there's the disgusting american "deep pan" pizza pie
>>135754026
this is why you have colored people in your country :3
Post yfw Sla'vi gets an invite to manilla majorand secret doesnt
>>135753641
why do you croatians eat swastika shaped pizzas?
>>135752215
>Myrault's Hinder-Gast!
Best Edition desu familiarizonapepperoni
>>135754898
because they sell PIZZA, duh. idiot..
*raises paw*
What the fuck is that flickering in the top right? It's impossible to no get distracted by it.
>Thread in flames
>>135755019
(You)
>>135754954
Only the Mediterranean master race knows the joys of olive oil.
>>135754954
>jannie trying to bait me into pizza posting like that cop that tricked that kid into selling him marijuana
nice try, I'm not getting band for three days again m80 m8.
>>135754567
If a pizza can't taste good without toppings then it's not a good pizza.
its literally over already by the way
spectre is exactly where she needs to be t this stage of the game to autowin
>>135754898
We are not known as a nation for our creativity.
w33 literally ran back into 3 heroes to die
> mini skirmishes
i am fucking triggerd
Secret are relying on EE to win again...
>>135755152
LITERALLY honeypot pizza posting.
How is their roaming BH level six already?
>TP INTO SAVE YOUR OD
>DIE
>OD DIES ANYWAY
DEFEND
THIS
SHITREKT
FANHOMOSEXUALS
SECRET IS SHITTTTT
SHITTT.
THE MOST INCONSISTENT TRASH IN THIS WORLD.
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR ROOTING FOR EE. FUCKING BAFFLER. SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
>SECRET WILL WIN WITH A 1 FOR 1 TRADE
what is even going on with durka
>>135755248
Only your cuckoldry
1-1 navi gets more money = Secret wins the fight.
>>135754303
>UNIVERSAL WAS JUST PURE THAT PIERCED MAGIC IMMUNITY
your a retard
>Sanity, Hand of God and Haunt for Call Down and Lasso
Navi can reset much faster
>secret starts losing
>thread becomes /pizza/ general
How butthurt can you be?
Holy fuck was that ever a miscast fight. Durka needs to apologize for that one, I wish he was like SHEEVER right now.
>>135755372
I hope you don't microwave those anon.
1-1
AMERICA WINS
E
A
S
Y
OFFICIAL REMINDER SINCE THE LAST PIZZA POSTING SESSION
the reason most american pizza is fucking awful is because they put WAAAAYYY too many toppings on. Margheritas with good ingredients is fucking beyond godlike.
Not to say toppings are bad, I pretty much like anything on a pizza but if you want top tier quality you gotta cut that shit out and focus on the fundamentals.
>>135755482
They turned an initiation ONTO them into 1-1 + tower. It was a win.
>>135755431
thats what you get for farming shaker in jungle
I know Secret likes to give their opponents a chance, but can they secure their win already? This isn't funny anymore.
ONLY W33TARD CAN USE THE AOE LAGUNA BLADE AND HAVE IT DO NO DAMAGE
>>135755372
>>135755372
>2x170g
what is this? pizza for ants?
Is the pizza lobby trying some new viral marketing itt? I'm starting to get some cravings...
>>135755565
I oven them. It says like 20 minutes 200C on the pack but they cook in like 11 minutes.
>>135754696
pizza pizza is trash its super thin super crunchy no layers whatsoever
i prefer pizza hut or dimonos
go navi
>>135755629
THIS IS SHIT
okay. its official, i lost my fucking hats
how can u win a fuckign major and then go on to lose to NAVI jesus christ secret thank god i quit dota and dont actually need those 4 euros but jesus christ you are real fucking morons secret you are some real fucking morons especially EE like this guy is just such a fucking idiot i dont udnerstand how hes still such a prominent player and invited to various teams like this guy didnt have this whole fucking BAFFLED fiasco created after him for no reason this guy is obviously a fucking dumb idiot weeaboo who thinks he's doing some revolutionary shit every game he plays when really he isnt he's just a fucking idiot and baddie
misery is such afucking burden right now its not even funny hes such a bad offlaner i dont think ive seen him doing good on any hero he plays bad on fucking slardar and apparently hes terrible at everyo ther fucking hero like earth spirit what are these dudes' fucking problem im sick i puked in my fucking mouth a little
i dont think it is humanly possible to lose against fucking na'vi when they have been a shit tier constantly for the past literal 2 (TWO) fucking years since ti3. actually its closer to 3 years than 2 fuck you navi you fucking washed up retards you have been an absolute fucking failure and NOW you fucking shine? NOW? when my useless 4 steambucks are on the fucking line, you have no respect for your fans you fucking assholes this is my fault actually how could i not see this coming, ive been so unlucky with betting and i cant even fucking win an 80% chance match god fucking damn it you are real pieces of shit navi man you really ruined my fucking night actually i was having an already terrible night and you just made it fucking worse im pretty sure this is the closest i've ever been to contemplate suicide THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO ME NAVI YOU MADE ME ALMOST SUICIDAL YOU FUCKING SLAVS FUCK YOU
>it's a spectre just braindeads to victory episode
>>135755529
Sad thing is they could and should have gotten mid lane as a response to losing theirs. Secret's ult's are on cooldown for way longer, and Na'Vi had theirs back on by the time they got back in lane. Yet they didn't go for it. I think they're starting to lose confidence in their teamfight.
>>135755152
i dont have anything to say I just want to linus post too.
man these games are shit. also no hype whatsoever and shitty casting/production value.
give me one reason to keep watching this low level shit show dotards.
>>135755737
pizza is supposed to be thin and crunchy
STOP POSTING PIZZA YOU FAGGOTS
all those replays are useless a fuck
DUDE
this isn't the first time the gulag derailed into pizzaposting.
>secret fans on literal, figurative, and metaphorical suicide watch
I didn't know I had a rape fetish
What is bounty hunter's weird looking weapon called?
>>135755825
And that last gank confirms it: what the fuck was that? Fiend's Grip into Lasso? They actually stopped trusting each other.
>>135755802
(you)
>>135756032
Throwable pizza,
>>135755941
im pretty sure food shouldnt resemble cardboard
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Secret, DO SOMETHING.
MAN IM LITERALLY GIDDY WATCHING SEAKEKS BEING BTFO
Whos the shitstain casting with blitz?
>tfw I unironcally lovepapa john's
>>135755737
>pizza
>layers
>envy
what
i don't
what?
>>135755991
>Posts redditfrog
>Is a degenerate
pure coincidence
>OG get BTFO of Shanghai
>Secret about to get BTFO Dota Pit
Major curse is real?
>team reddit losing
My dick cannot be calmed
>>135756101
thanks i guess man i kinda needed that, shit.
>>135755872
>nobody ever wants to post luke
>secret getting btfo by a ded team
>"They are so good guys!"
I just got memed on by my jungle LC teammate
What should I do combat the pain
>>135756174
Papa John's used to be top tier about a decade ago, but now it's just the same trash as Pizza Hut/Dominos without the better price.
>latest Major winner losing to tier 3 CIS team
>SECRET ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE TO A T5 TEAM.
YOU CAN'T COME BACK FROM THIS EMBARRASSMENT SHITREKT FAGS.
>>135755737
I just like it, I'm sorry. I know it's not authentic or of quality make or whatever. I mean that McDonald's analogy on every level.
>>135756282
t-They are just pretending to be bad to fool EG!
>>135756219
>redditfrog
>after a hero literally gave his life to save pepe
Assblasted secret fans losing to a tier 9 team SmH TbH
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
NAVI
>NAVI
>picking that useless Shitstain Spectre
Fuck you, Secret.
FUCK YOU.
wtf secret
>durka is suddenly good
>na'vi is suddenly good
>eg win ti
>lose in the first round of a single elim bracket vs some no name slav team
>secret wins shanghai
>lose in the first round of a single elim bracket vs some no name slav team
IT
IS
A
CURSE
HOLY SHIT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
my god
a new era of >doubting
is upon us
>batrider taunt
based
SECRET
B T F O
EE DOESNT EVEN HAVE RELIC
Stop talking about the goddamntrack kills
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
OPPA SONNEIKO
THESE WEEHAA ULTIES
Is the Secretout?
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
KEKOLDS BTFO
>REDDIT IN FLAMES
? = 4 = 2
???
NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK
NAVI IS BACK
hello i do not watch dota in very long time
how is secret lose to dendi
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
>SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
SECRET LOSING TO NAVI IN 2016
EE?
Durka is SO FUCKING DUMB I CAN'T STAND IT
HE'S LIKE THE EURO KOTLGUY
hahhaaahah what the fuck is going on
>>135756380
>losing to gooks
TEAM SECRET'S ASSHOLE
RIPPED APART
REST IN RAPE ANIME
Scientists?
Is navi back?
n-no
this shouldn't be allowed to happen...
navi is back boys
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>DOUBTING NAVI
DOUBTING NAVI
>it's an envy can't carry episode
right this is game
envy's not coming back from that kind of disrespect
he's probably frothing right now
>its 2016 and Navi is about to knock out the favorite of a LAN
>>135756623
the track kills is the reason navi is winning you fuck
NAVI IS BACK
>finds EE
>doesn't even Lasso just teabags him with firefly while stacking napalm
>item-drop taunt
>>135756674
Ultimate Remastered 322 Collector HD Edition.
Is this a `bad teams can beat good teams` patch?
well, kuck has just been filtered
Reminder that DotaPit is the EPITOME ofH O N E Y P O T L A N
>SECRET WINS THE CHINK HONEYPOT
>GETS BTFO BY NA'VI 2WEEKS LATER
sorry i said the game was over but i forgot to account for the EE factor in my calculations
ive been baffled
please explain to me why is ee considered a professional player?
EG BOYS - WE GOT OURSELVES ANOTHER LAN WIN
Don't worry secret faggots, we'll avenge you
WHAT THE FUCK IS ENVY DOING IM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE
Yeah, this game is entirely on envy
Reminder that this shit is fixed
I was wondering whats up with Secret, then I remembered they just won 2+ million dollars.
>Navi can easily throw this because secrets high ground is so godly.
>>135756852
cuck ?
>>135756876
he just won shanghai major
>>135756843
Only if Empire wins against EG.
BAFFLED.
>intentionally losing to Navi so everyone thinks your team is weak
>win the next major easily
Next Level strat
YOU JUST DIED THERE HALF A MINUTE AGO YOU RETARD
WHY AGAIN
>envy
suffering some deja vu right now desu
this is fucking brutal
EE's map awareness is a joke
>SECRET
>get caught out solo toplane in the most embarrassing fashion
>3 mins later
>do it again
>tfw u get bounty huntered