NEET Edition
Latest version 1.051
>Patch Notes
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150/announcements/detail/842542556770852896
>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki
>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
>Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR
>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC
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>>135609649
I just got a Ancient Fruit.What do? Turn it into wine?
Also I want to marry Maru.
Demetrius and Pierre are bad news
Daily reminder that no one has beaten this formation of greenhouse yet. And yes, you can plant trees around, but those sprinklers don't fuck with saplings when they are growing up?
>>135674745
Get it into the seed maker, multiply it
Plant it in the greenhouse for maximum farming
i want to kill myself with shane
How long is the incubation time on eggs?
What mine levels am I most likely to find Amethysts? The waifu is hungry and her birthday's coming up. I haven't seen any in a while, but I used to be rolling in them.
Anything special i can do with a starfruit? I just got one grown from the one Gunther gives you. Since i only got one i assume there's something special about it, or is it only expensive?
>>135675320
I want to kill Shane and use his rotting corpse as a body pillow.
>>135675402
something between 5 and 10 days, I think. Buy only one duck and hatch the rest of them.
what to do with the dinosaur on the desert?
>>135675102
>not using speed grow on ancient seeds
>fertilizer will literally run out before the first fruit
>fruit is gonna be turned into seeds anyway and gold fruit doesnt give more seeds
???
>>135675320
suicide pact event with Shane when?
>>135671519
Hate to admit it, but Clint's growing on me too. His 4pm closing time pisses me off to no end, but I can sympathize with being socially awkward.No sympathy for Pierre, though. I have a furnace with his name on it.
>>135675705
I believe that "common" gems, like amethyst, topaz and rest spawn equally everywhere, even on first ten levels. I don't know how far are you in game, but grab your best gear, start on level 1 and storm down as fast as you can while focusing only on breaking gem ores and finding staircases. Simply look through as many levels as you can in one day.
>>135671683
How exactly does it make me money?
I kill 100 slimes in the mines to get enough slime to bring home and make one slime in my hutch... Then I kill that slime for 1 slime...
How does this work??
>>135675837
I'm the guy who posted that and it's not my image but that's actually a good tip, anon. Thanks!
>>135674418
>Not tapping the giant mushrooms using the dole senpai sends you
I'd make a mushroom forest run but I don't know the spawn conditions well enough
>>135675708
you will be able to buy starfruit seeds much later in the game. For now keep it in chest, eventually there will be scripted quest that will fetch you even better price for it.
>>135675769
eventually you will stumble upon multi part quest, one of the segments require "feeding" dragon's head with a sunray
>>135675995
>4pm
Enjoy it being 1pm after you fix the community center because he leaves the counter to dick around in the boiler room
>>135676087
Slimes can fug each other.
You can tell the male from the female by the copulating spicule found superiorly to the main slime body
Any good way to farm coal? Should I kill them little black fuckers in the mines? The charcoal kiln seems like a fucking scam.
>>135676482
>You can tell the male from the female by the copulating spicule found superiorly to the main slime body
Sharing my nothing special farm. Fall year 2. Gonna reorganize in the winter
How the hell do I trigger Sam's 10 heart event?
>>135676852
how did you take this screenshot?
>>135676989
GeDoSaTo. First result on google.
>>135676721
Get a good grow-op going, earn a metric shitload of money and just buy it from Clint.
>>135676954
8pm or later I think it was.
>>135676482
Community center is exactly the shit that CA should fix in first place instead of all those meaningless minor bug patches. I haven't expected any grand reward, just some flavor stuff, but it goes further: you finish biggest quest in whole game that demands time, resources and money and get punished for it.
>>135676721
If you're poor kill the little bouncing black puffs in the mines.
;_;
>>135675320
I want to protect Shane's smile
Event where you invite him over for drinks and wake up in bed together when?
>>135677409
Does everyone have a reaction or is it all the same line?
>>135677508
Everyone have a reaction
>>135677043
gracias.
>>135676087
I didn't bother with the slime shit.
I just used it as a place to store all my smelting/crystal growing shit
>>135676852
Whats with those ugly gravel paths aniki
>Get an invitation for at Jodi's house
>Asks me to bring a largemouth bass
>Place it on the floor for some fucking reason
>Black screen
That was it? Seriously? I didn't even get a quest reward or prompt that the quest was done either. I assume that raised my friendship with Jodi tough?
>>135677952
Is the fully upgraded slime hutch better than the fully upgraded barn for kegging like a maniac?
>>135678137
Youdropped the bass
>>135677450
this
please hurry ape we're begging you
>>135678000
Because everyone uses stone paths everywhere in their farm. They're boring and overused imo.
Also I didn't feel it was appropriate for a farm to consist solely of perfectly maintained stone paths like the town proper.
>>135678682
I'd like gravel more if the center of four tiles wasn't uncovered
>>135678229
There are no upgrade for the slime hutch.
Not it's not better but I'd also add that it is pointless to make more kegs than you can fit into the level 1 barn. I fit 70 kegs in mine and it's more than enough to trivialize the game eight times over.
>>135678229
There is no slime hutch upgrade, that's just a sprite change.
And the max size barn is the best for impossible space.
Shane and Emily when?
>>135679225
Do they talk about each other at all?
If so, never.
>>135679225
>>135679467
Yeah, right in front of Clint. Shane had lots of chicken stories for her.
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How do i use the rain totem?
I can only put it on the floor
>>135680347
Move your mouse around until you see the "place item" square go red and right click with it then.
Is it just me or is the pace of this game really slow? 10+ weeks for harvests? How are you supposed to make any decent money in that time?
>>135680765
>10+ weeks for harvests
Anon, you may have gone full retard. Or you're playing farm sim or something.
1st for best girl
Can you process multiple geodes at once? It's taking forever with the 80 I have.
>>135681006
10+ days shut up you know what i meant
>>135680765
Have you tried not sucking?
>>135681145
not by default, its pretty much drag stack and drop unless someone makes a mass process geode mod which would be nice
>>135681254
Go back to cawadoody and your other games that are add friendly, anon.
But... why?
>make an omelette with a large egg and a big milk
>it's not gold star
I need to speak to the manager immediately
>>135681538
Didint pray to Yoba hard enough heathen
What do you do with the statue in the secret forest area?
>>135681713
Give it a sweet gem berry from a rare seed that takes 28 days in fall to grow. Use a speed boost fertilizer.
Leah is stuck at 9 hearts, do I have to give her flowers to get to 10? I haven't decided on waifu yet so i'm holding off until all the girls are at max affection.
>find nice shirt+hair and colors combo
>turn character to side
>shirt has built in girl tits
WHY
>>135681887
if i recall no, but giving girls bouquets doesnt change anything
>>135681887
you can give the bouquet to 10 bachelors if you want
>>135681996
Wonder why she isn't gaining, it's been like 3 seasons of her favorite gift.
>>135682023
Thought it locked you into marriage with said character. It doesn't?
>>135681538
God has punished you for fruity ways, anonymous.
>>135681875
brilliant, are there any pics showing her as dragon kin yet?
>>135675320
He makes me think of Undertale.
>>135676832
It's true though, if you go dungeon diving and observe slime mating habits it's always the slime with the spicule that initiates mating and always the slime with no spicule that gives birth.
On another note, the anterior segment knob of the copulating spicule actually has bearing on the offspring of the slimes. If the anterior knob segment of the slime's spicule is a star then they'll produce more and much resilient baby slimes compared to that of the relatively undefined spheroid counterparts.
>>135681538
Sky Dwarf People saw the Dwarf Scarecrow and sent it a gift thinking it was a real Dwarf.
>>135681120
is she having a stroke?
>Just need 1 more dwarf scroll
How rare is this shit? Got 1 2 and 3 relatively easy.
>>135682168
Nope, that's the mermaid pendant.
>>135678682
Living in a rural town, dirt paths are the most realistic anyway.
Also, sharing my zero efficiency, maximum retardation farm.
>>135682545
Fug
>>135682556
That looks cozy
>>135682523
Didn't know that could happen
Should I marry now or wait for ConcernedApe to fix marriage?
>relate to shane the most
>get to know him
>he says he feels like he's gaining weight
>fetish is guys who are a bit chubby
>can't marry this man
Ape please
>>135681538
God has punished you for your avarice
>>135682523
>>135682712
Dwarf Scarecrows are probably Dwarf Sexdolls made by Dwarf.
I bet if you took off the stick up the scarecrow you'll find a lifelike dwarf vaginal orifice on it.
You shouldn't judge though, Dwarf probably gets lonely up in the surface world.
Pam for marriage when?
>>135682784
>can't marry shane
>can't marry emily
>>135679225
I was annoyed that I couldn't tell Clint "TELL EMILY: I LIKE YOU AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE." Emily vibrates with joy and energy whenever she gets a gem and Clint is all about extracting gems from rock, plus the museum has dozens of gems on display. She'd love it.
I just lost a plant for no reason. It was right next to my Scarecrow, so it wasn't that. Soil's still tilled, still fertilized, but no plant.
>>135683108
thunderstorm?
>>135683108
Storm last night?
>>135683079
I'm loving the hot pam
>>135683084
>Wanting to marry crazy Emily
>>135676832
The fuck-stick poking out of their heads.
>>135681538
How and when does this happen? I've seen screenshots, but I'm almost done with Year 2 and I haven't seen this shit.
>>135683176
>>135683242
Yeah, didn't know it did that. Guess I'm out another pumpkin. I need to craft a Lightning Rod
>>135683478
It's a random event, I got mine in Summer 1. I haven't the tools to crack it open yet though.
>>135683309
She's the only personality that's missing. The crazy dorky adorable girl.
So who's going to an hero first, Kent or Shane?
>>135683478
Mine happened year 1 in winter. I cracked it open and it just had a few iridium ore and rocks inside. Probably would've been better to leave it there as decoration.
Any way to save during the day? I need to leave and I sure as fuck don't want to rewater my crops when I come back
>>135681120
She knows you've got theamethyst
YOU SAID BY THE WEEKEND APE
WHERE IS MY MARRIAGE UPDATE
YOU TOLD ME MY WAIFU WOULDNT BE A ROBOT ANYMORE
>>135683498
Charged rods won't take in more hits so make sure to make more and spread them everywhere
Cooked meals are the same regardless of ingredient quality, right?
>>135684209
yes sir
>>135684209
yes
>>135684128
Fuck off
>>135684346
Dismissed
>>135683983
leave your pc on and the game on pause, mate
This was a great decision. I love this cute fat girl <3
>>135684501
Any way to not do that? I'd rather not leave my PC on during work, especially since my roommate uses it sometimes.
Besides, what if the game crashes or something? I just want to be able to save after watering my shit.
Leah is Cute!
CUTE!
So when do I plant fruit trees for the spring, the first week of winter?
>>135685414
First day of winter
>>135685414
First day of winter
So, how far along is the modding scene for this game? All I've seen is sprite replacements.
I'm a recently unemployed programmer who could use a side project to keep my mind off of the bitter crushing depression and I was thinking of coding some stuff up if it's possible.
What the hell is she talking about? I haven't even fixed the bus yet. Is this just one of her default higher hearts dialogue?
Guys, I'm worried about my marriage.
>need fishes to make fertilizer
>but all the fish i catch are gold star
>>135684818
there is no way friend, stop playing when you're done a day.
>>135686440
Just use the normal fertilizer. You'll still get like 25% of your shit gold. I used normal fertilizer on a field of cranberries and after harvesting the whole thing I ended up with 600 something normal ones, and 300 silver and golds each. In fact I ended up with more golds than silvers. By the time you would get a profit off of the super fertilizer you can just straight up buy it from Pierre.
>>135684818
Lock your PC bro, winkey+L
Can I romance the qt 5 oclock shadow dude posted in these threads?
What's the most efficient way to use the greenhouse?
>>135686726
No.
Shane's like a almost perfect recreation of me, working at a supermarket chain and everything. I feel so bad for him because I know how he feels.
>>135686904
Fruit trees around the outside perimeter, yes it works.
>>135683654
Ken's taking his family with him
>>135686904
Fruit trees in the perimeter like pic related
After the trees have grown use this sprinklers formation >>135675102
Seed maker Y/N
??Pinky Lemon?? ??HMTGF?? ??Foroguemon??
I love Elliot. Also, loving this sexy new portrait.
>>135686971
Oh lame, is there a mod for it?
>>135687317
Okay that's it. How many femanons are here?
>>135686178
>Bookshelves aren't aligned
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MODS WHERE
>>135687475
>all the people being gay for the characters are actually grils
Reminder that you can't cure Penny's tree climbing addiction.
>>135686440
Should've went trapper into luremaster
Shellfish and snails count as fish, and you can still use the clams for regular speed grown or just use the corals you pick up while collecting your crabpot catches in the beach for deluxe speedgrow
Guys, help
I'm out of wood and too much of a jew to drop several thousand gold to buy it
>tfw you damn near picked every wrong profession
I'm already in a year and holy fuck I wanna respec bad.
>>135687786
Did you use sharex, uploaded it to imgur, downloaded it, and then uploaded it to 4chan?
>>135687159
Also once the trees are grown and the sprinklers are set up line the rest of it with kegs.
Wiki isn't showing gold per day for fall crops. What's the most profitable crop for Fall? I'm in year 2 and I can get to the desert if that matters.
>>135687475
I'm a dirty Shaneposter and posting here sometimes.
We need more Jojo mods.
>>135688031
You can make more money fishing and buying the wood instead of using the time cutting the wood.
The only way to fix the "won't buy because too jew" syndrome is to convince yourself that doing something else with that time you spend not buying thing will be more lucrative.
Jas is a yandere loli.
>>135687475
Harvest Moon has always been a girl's game anon
>>135688387
Check the dollhouse. All are at the dinner table, save for grandpa-stuffed under the bed.
What do you suppose she needs it for?
>>135688686
It's a stand in for lewis
Jas doesn't know what's he's doing to aunt Marnie at night and think he's bullying her.
>12 inch purple super cucumber
l-lewd
can someone explain how the mixed seeds work? Is it just a random crop or what?
where's penny at friday 4 pm during summer? The wiki is inaccurate as fuck about everything.
>>135688803
c-c-cute
>>135688801
you see the area behind the blacksmith? you can get in there on the right side of the fence, the tree is hiding it.Offer that cucumber to the box
>>135688856
Random crop for that season
Spam it in first day fall for a chance of gemberries blooming or in first day summer if you want starfruits
>>135687475
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>135687562
They're aligned, it's just that the ones on the right are smaller.
>>135686440
Sell the fish and buy fertilizers from pierre or morris. Get fertilizer, get extra dosh.
So, has anyone successfully made a mod that changes or adds content, or is it just asset swaps so far?
Talking about things like new events, new NPCs, etc. and not just things like any season fish or things like that.
>>135688763
drugs, no really, during the golden pumpkin festival she was getting high on the cauldron
>>135687475
>>135688763
hangover cure
>>135688972
Or use it as fleshlight
>>135688972
Thank you anon
>>135687473
For marrying Shane? Yeah, there is.
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/sivs-marriage-mods-shane-linus-available.109678/
It's still a mostly "aesthetic" mod though, because there's no added events (I'm seconding >>135677450 for the 10 hearts event), and the spouse room is empty, I believe.
>>135688776
Shit, that never occured to me.
>planted a shitton of maple during summer thinking I would run a maple syrup empire
>turns out I don't have the copper for that and farming it is harder than farming iron
shrugging emoticon
>>135689679
>Update
If you get a strange bun, offer it to the toybox in Vincent's room, and if you get some duck mayo put it in the box in the saloon backroom
>>135688149
help anons?
>>135688149
>>135690752
cranberries
>>135690752
Cranberries followed by pumpkins, not counting any of the rare ones like sweet gem berry or ancient fruits and shit.
cranberries are so fucking OP holy shit
>>135690812
>>135690837
ty friends.
any SFW drawing ideas? maybe ill do some
>>135691001
Shane being happy;_;
>>135691001
Pam and Shane singing while drinking, or Caroline and Abigail carving the pumpkin they bought from you
>>135691103
Seconding the pumpkin carving.
>>135691001
Shane sharing a beer with you on the dock of the small lake
>>135683756
K-Kent, let's be reasonable here.
>>135691001
Wily eating a pumpkin
>>135691053
>>135691318
second these, loving the shanefags here tonight
>>135691485
shanedew valley general
>>135686178
Ape bmistake bug. Happened to me too.
Funnily when I fixed the bus Penny stopped saying that.
>>135691570
next edition should be shane centered, to be honest family
>>135691001
Sandy looking extremely bored at her shop's counter
This should easily be enough to win the Autumn Fair right?
>>135692157
Yeah you'll probably be fine
>>135692157
I'd recommend one more gold star item.
>>135691053
>>135691318
>>135691485
Sorry. tried to draw him genuinely happy but it just didn't come/look right. Maybe I'll try again another time
>>135692724
precious bab
>>135692724
anon,that's great. I didn't even request it, but thank you.
>>135692724
i love the message, thank you anon
>>135691001
Abigail hoarding Amethyst's with a crazy look on her face.
I just got an Artichoke from mixed seeds, I noticed Pierre doesn't sell these and I successfully started farming them with the seed maker
They seem to be worth a lot and grow fast, is there a catch other than >not cranberry?
>>135693154
okay maybe Just to be a little more specific like Abigail is sitting on a pile of them or she has a ton of them stashed in her room like a hoarder
alsoI posted that pic >>135681875
>>135693324
Not them but since your thing has already been drawn for the most part, maybe try commissioning it if you want something that specific?
Post your randomly generated animal names
>>135693481
My horse is named Fockabell.
>start game
>think it has zero depth
>start grinding abilities anyway
>end up talking to characters
>finding depth to characters
>get a waifu
Why is Abi so perfect?
Why the FUCK are blueberries and cranberries so retardedly good? I don't get it
>>135693481
one of my chickens is a jew
>>135693268
They're year 2 crops. He'll sell them come next fall.
>Doing Abigail's 2 star event, the videogame one
>Die and respawn on top of Abigails character
>Neither of us can move at that point but can still shoot.
Barely beat it because that shit happened twice, but stopped when I was down to my last life.
>first summer
>decide "fuck farming, I'll do that when I have the mats for these improved sprinklers" and plant just 5 of each crop
>halfway into the season, decide to go for the 5 gold star melons for theharvest elves'package
>plant them in fertilized soil and water them daily
>they should've finished growing 3 days ago
>it's now the last day of summer and like 30 of these fuckers will magically die overnight
>>135693743
>die
Fucking casual.
>>135693481
>randomly generated names
I don't have any. I just stick with themes. My chickens are named after Greek heroes + Diogenes of Sinope. My goats are named after Naruto characters. My pigs are named for 80s hollywood stars that have fallen from grace, and my ducks are all named Superman.
>>135693840
Abigail kept getting in my way when I was trying to move around, she made the damn thing harder just by being there.
>>135693909
Yes, blame the tumbrlina grill gamer for how bad you are.
>One developer
>560,000 sales to date
>Chucklefish getting any of that money
>decide to go into the sewers to check Krobus' inventory
>Krobus and the dwarf are kicking each other in the dick
So, what the hell?
>>135694221
Dwarves hate darkies and darkies hate shorties. Luckily a magic white man comes and breaks it up.
Also, lol, 13/12 relationship.
Why are there no gates for stone fences???
>>135694379
Not a bug, required for achievement
>>135694442
Have you ever tried to open a gate made of stone?
>>135693785
I feel your loss anon
>>135694560
yeah but the wooden gates don't connect. At least let me build iron gates or something.
>>135694626
but you can....
>>135694626
Uh, they do. Build stone fences, then put a wooden gate on top of the stone fence.
So, how do you talk to the guy in the upper right corner in Mister Qi's club? The interface blocks him and so you can't click him.
Just got the game.
What should I do with my starting 500g?
>>135694780
Buy all the rice you can. Then go and forage and sell the shit you forage. Then buy more rice when possible.
in terms of farm buildings, what's the order of priority? I assume a silo is first? Do I want the silo located in an easily reachable location or can I put it out of the way?
>>135694573
dgadfhdfhsfdghsfghsfg
>>135695009
>>135695009
Atleast you have corn.
alright I have a problem guys, I fell asleep in a cave the same night my daughter was suppose to be born, it says she was delivered and offered me to write the name, I went to do it and then the next day started and there is no baby. I tried sleeping again and that didn't fix it nor did trying for another child. How do I unabort my child? or am I just fucked?
>>135695074
I think there's a bug with children. I had the fully upgraded house, went to bed and Leah went "Do you want to have a baby?"
I selected yes and the next few days she talks about being pregnant. Nothing happens, then a few days again it asks me again when I go to sleep.
>>135694902
I built the silo first and it does not matter where it is, I put it in the far corner. I built it early so I could build up hay while I built the barn and coop. Bear in mind that it can hold up to 240 hay. build more if you need more space. Also the final upgrades for the coops and barns feature an auto-feed function that pulls hay from the silos as needed.
>>135687187
How do you even get the robots other than HMTGF?
>>135694143
How much of that money do you think will actually go to him? Is CA the next notch?
>>135695195
One requires that pink cake with the description of 'whats inside' in vincents bedroom or something
Other is mayo in the saloon i believe
>>135695305
>>135690550 here
>>135687187
No one knows how to get the other ones yet, if there are other statues
>>135695401
Well, I got the demon statues from Krobus.
>>135695162
ahhhh that sucks so much. I don't want grandpa to hate me for being a lesbian AND for not having kids.
>>135695559
grandpa already hates you because you're a sinner
>>135695305
Thanks
>>135695305
i think you mean a strange bun for vincent's room
>>135695227
He certainly never has to work again if he lives and invests reasonably.
This game will continue to make money for eternity so long as Steam runs sales.
>>135695602
SHIT
does anyone like Maru? is there anything good about her?
>>135695602
I want someone to make a mod where grandpa will shit fury down your throat for being gay, the triggered normies would be great
>>135695706
Yes, strange bun, i couldnt remember the name
r8 my collection
>>135696041
wat da fug are dose hends :DDD
benis in bagina :-DDDD
>>135696041
>80 pizzas
Newbie here, is forester--> lumberjack, or botanist--->gatherer the better choice for foraging perks?
>>135696438
I went with gatherer, no regrets
if you go to the secret forest often enough you should have all the hardwood you need
>>135695819
She's so much cuter in mods, she's plain as hell in the offical portrait.
>>135696438
Have you considered using your brain? When was the last time you sold fucking wood?
>>135696438
Most of the foraging perks are useless in the grand scheme of things.
The perk that makes forage items always gold star is the best perk simply because it make efficient use of your inventory space if you happen to pick up that stuff.
