>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>135530137
Stream audio/video desynced for anyone else?
why are retards not migrating to this cuck thread?
>>135595307
Because you made it too early cuck, kill yourself.
>>135595385
lol FUCK OFF not my thread
anyways everyone migrates always immediately even though its million posts early
>42 posts just simultaneously got deleted from old thread
welp
>dude flicks are so entertaining wahhhh why am I such a pleb I think olof is boring I just love flicks xD
guardian of my skines
guardian of myheart_
>>135597220
it's a meme you blip
>all those poland tears
KEKKK
>>135597220
hello reddo
>>135597220
wow big boy you're really getting mad about some stupid memepasta
>>135597243
I was counter memeing you reddit fuck
>>135597220
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
>>135597241
guardian in the streets attacker in the sheets
>pasza
retire pls
>stop all movement
>aim at head
>click
>miss
what do u guys think guardian is thinking about RIGHT NOW
fucking navi why the fuck couldnt you close that shit out earlier
>>135597351
>stop all movement
>aim at head
>move before you click
>miss
>>135597351
maybe because you're a fucking faggot
Man this place is easy to bait
>>135597468
>>135597285
all me
>>135597351
cs:source?
>>135597468
>act like a retard
>people call you a retard
>you're somehow the smart one
iktf bro it's so epic
Cut that fucking ponytail you precious cunt
>>135597351
Wow, she's cute. What's her name? I'd love to be with a beautiful natural woman like her.
pls kick mantrouse the fuck out of our cummonity
>Pretend to be retarded
>Real retards take the bait
>I sit here laughing
>retards think that it is they who somehow come up on top
lmao
>>135597646
I fucking hate everything about that nu male
I cant stop thinking about strangling him to fucken death
My aim > your aim
Mangoose has basically read a book on public speaking and hosting and is trying to implement what he read but he's just lacks any gravitas to host. The host needs to have a deeper voice and a slower talking voice. This is hosting 101
Who are the 5 best aimers of all time?
Think about it...DylanDylanDylan, Dylan, Dylan
>>135597789
!!ATTENTION!!
NEW MEME
sys
NEW MEME
!!ATTENTION!!
>>135597865
He just needs to do basic research on the teams because he keeps asking retarded questions that don't actually encourage good conversation. It's a good thing Thorin's there or this would be a clusterfuck.
My aim cost a late night fee
Your aim got the HIV
My aim plays on the double feature screen
Your aim went straight to DVD
My aim - bigger than a bridge
Your aim like a little kid's
My aim - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My aim - locked in a cage, right
Your aim suffer from stage fright
My aim - so hot, it's stolen
Your aim look like Gary Coleman
My aim - pink and big
Your aim stinks like shit
My aim got a Caesar do,
Your aim needs a tweezer, dude
My aim is like super size
Your aim look like two fries
My aim - more mass than the Earth
Your aim - half staff, it needs work
My aim - been there done that
Your aim sits there with dunce cap
My aim - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got aims like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got aims like Jesus
My aim need no introduction
Your aim don't even function
My aim served a whole luncheon
Your aim - it look like a munchkin
My aim - size of a pumpkin
Your aim look like Macaulay Culkin
My aim - good good lovin'
Your aim - good for nothin'
My aim bench pressed 350
Your aim couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My aim - pretty damn skippy
Your aim - hungry as a hippie
My aim don't fit down the chimney
Your aim is like a kid from the Philippines
My aim is like an M16
Your aim - broken vending machine
My aim parts the seas
Your aim farts and queefs
My aim - rumble in the jungle
Your aim got touched by your uncle
My aim goes to yoga
Your aim - fruit roll -up
My aim - grade -A beef
Your aim - Mayday geek
My aim - sick and dangerous
Your aim - quick and painless
My aim - 'nuff said.
Your aim loves Fred
>>135597876
Prolly me. Olof "close" 2nd.
>analyst desk
>good conversation
"oh yes [team] played really well they even won this map and [player] was important and did a lot for his team, [other team] looked shaky and didn't play as well as they could have but [player in other team] played really well but it wasn't enough"
Pala can't handle the banter.
Mangoose just can't handle banter whatsoever holy shit at least people like sadokist can fire a few shots back
>>135597865
hes making me cringe
he fucking SUCKS at talking
You can just tell mantrousse photoshops pictures about himself to make himself seem relevant
Snax is the only one trying. Pasha is so unbelievably shit.
>It's a Snax carrying VP episode
He cant keep getting away with it
Pasha rushing the MAG-7 2 rounds in a row. NIGGA YOU HAVE THE AK, JUST STAY BACK.
>>135598663
lmao
64 tick gives me cancer
>>135598663
holy fuck the carry
>>135598763
I hope it's terminal
>>135598805
s*vage
BASED GRANDPA DID IT
>its a pasha and neo bottom frag game
so bed at gaem my friend
>feelsbadman
henryg confirmed our guy
>that random lucky hs from flamie through the smoke
fuck off
>>135599426
Just a reminder that Flamie's alt account is VAC banned
>>135598272
That's literally his entire youtube channel and twitter account. He doesn't even try to hide it.
This is fucking frustrating to watch.
>making TRAIN look T sided
this has to be the final nail in the coffin for VP
another match ruined by op awp
Pasha needs to be arrested.
>>135599461
How is he allowed to compete then?
>>135600014
idk lol
>>135600014
rules only apply to some people
>papa memeceps
>10-25
>>135600014
only lower than tier 2 get in trouble if it isnt a vac on live stream :)
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lol guardian
INSHALLAH
why all the flashy shit on stage for an empty arena?
>>135600373
muh serious sport
haha duck xD EVARRRRRRRR
so this...is the power...of memes
haha papa
>>135600638
reddits meme magic is on a basic level
>>135600720
>>135600638
redditors will still defend le memeceps man
>>135600720
>>135600638
motar2k is wondering if it's too late to chargeback
>>135600720
>>135600638
If VP stays like this for the major, who's gonna get cut?
>>135600904
No one, they're just gonna toggle.
i hope you rape this scummy team danefriends
>>135600638
Why is Edward so shit?
Who the fuck is this meme DJ on the Pit stream
im jammin so fucking hard rn
>tfw you finally open your first knife
i squealed like a little girl
>>135602495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL5IPVBXSRo this guy
>>135602576
how many cases did it take to open that
>>135602576
>tfw opened two knives and they were both shit
>>135602603
Holy fuck I forgot about IPad guy. Stream monsters went to town on that guy. That was fucking hilarious.
>>135602730
WHO IS STREAM MONSTERS?
>>135602841
they r legion xd
>>135602841
you, me and we
>>135602841
the savage goon niggas that be doin dirt in twitch chat
Incoming destruction of """NA""" """""""csgo"""""""
>>135602576
I want to make you squeal like a little girl anon
these eurocuck announcers fucking stink let the american guy commentate hes pretty cool
>>135603264
uys
>>135603264
*Canadian
>>135603264
nys
So who here is going to kill Pala? We all know it needs to be done.
>nrg isn't a good tactical team
is there even one NA team that has good tactics?
>>135600895
NRG should hire tabsen permanently desu
MEMES
MEMES
MEMES
HAHAHAHA MEEEEEMES
MAYMAYS ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>135603476
delete this
>>135603389
the "NA" team that bought Gob B
>>135603476
>not understanding irony
Must be American
>>135603476
let them have fun...
>>135603379
Reported to the F.B.
>>135603538
Zuckerberg wont do shit to me
Pasha on suicide-watch.
tfw the dream dies
>>135603640
what the fuck was karrigan doing lmao
>>135603567
No, I'm talking about the F.B.
>>135603629
memes cant carry him forever
>>135603734
the fag brigade?
i though papamemeceps was strong but i guess he only trains his arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIP4njUqUAg
>>135603629
>worst match in my history
doesn't he have some even worse ones?
>>135603629
Maybe he should play better
>>135603883
He's the definition of a curlbro.
>sitting at long
>not watching flank
the fuck is this amateur hour?
NA CS
lol
tfw our honorary guys are losing
im autism desu
>>135603629
dont worry reddit will keep him alive
>>135604117
dys reddit
Astralis throwing round to reset T money
crafty danes
>>135604254
anyone who beats envy is our guy
now nys reddo
Does NRG have a chance? How did they even beat EnvyUS
>Americunts
>>135604405
Just shows how trash NV is right now.
Also apparently NRG only slept like 2 hours.
>>135604405
EnvyUs are honorary Americans
when will they learn?
>>135604127
i would make her my waif
poor paper bitz eps
device bm...
>>135603883
>all that hype for a sub4 plate deadlift
kek, i pulled 405 when i was 17, why do people hop on le biceps band wagon so easily?
>>135604831
Most gamers are fat lazy retards who have never worked out before.
DUCK
xdd
i can't stop laughing this fucking production
thorin is fat as hell LOL
>>135605502
Still better than The Shanghai Shitshow.
whats a good rank to aim for
on 4th competitive match and matching with nova III and nova masters
>>135604882
like you
>>135605707
dude shouting slavs lmao
>>135605703
mg1
>>135605767
no i drew the amazing person card
lmfao Thorin just can't stop himself, he really is a high functioning autist
Reminder that the middle eastern seductive queen zAAz is our girl.
>>135606092
no need to remind me
Damn was watching c9 vs lg @ 3AM comfy and bed and had a blast.
Worth watching the VOD boys
>>135606026
Ur mum called me an amazing person after I fucked her last night
>>135604664
From the belly down he looks like a woman
/csgo/ fuckboy?
is it ok to have sex with a fat girl
anyone else a girl here for the cute esports guys? lol
>>135606709
yeah if anyone questions you just throw le thick meme and le epic high test meme in their face to show who's boss
>>135606092
rofl nice fat roll
>>135606503
thanks Anon, may you forever be comfy
>>135606812
No, I'm asexual
>>135606092
OUR GIRLS
>ZAAZ
>NIKI
>JULIANO
>MIMI
>>135604664
im not new to the internet, ive seen the cookie image a dozens of times but who the fuck is that guy?
nice microtoggling by NRG
>>135606983
>no masq
>no sarina
>no hege
had thorin always been this fat?
>>135607087
>>no masq
>>no sarina
>>no hege
literally who?
>>135607098
growing a cute belly for his bf :3
scoliosis
>>135607098
You are a garbage poster and a human piece of shit. I've seen your twitter account where you use that as an avatar. You sound like you are 13 and just discovered memes.
AHAHAHA FAGGOT
>DUPREEH
lmao tabsen exactly knows the micromacro battles that are going on
>>135607212
i literally don't know what you're talking about
>sadokist is a bernie cuck
S I X T E E N - T H R E E
na btfo even from t3 tournies
How did NRG let that happen
>>135607346
no brains
>>135607327
sad, sad
>>135606534
thats nice, we should schedule a meet so i can get to know you. its good to see my mother being happy these days :).
>>135607327
>>135607412
trumpcucks on suicide watch
>>135607414
sure, I'd love to meet my-wife-to-be's son
>>135606092
This is the ultimate CS queen. I would fuck her right in the shitter if you know what i mean.
![CM0yGxMUcAAspHb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/en8fwnl.jpg "CM0yGxMUcAAspHb[1].jpg")
>>135607157
>masq
http://www.hltv.org/news/13657-equal-gaming-documentary-out#r6854639
>sarina
her twitter feed is a fucking shitfest
https://twitter.com/sarinaCSGO/with_replies
>hege
pic related
>>135607506
>a canadian likes bernie
What a surprise.
>>135607506
Considering the fact that Bernie's never ever going to win I'd say Berniecucks are the ones on suicide watch.
>>135607534
nice forehead
>>135607506
No because were gonna win the election.
>>135607576
>>135607618
pathetic
pasha is going to kill himself right?
>>135607556
ok these are our girls aswell
>>135607534
I'm afraid I don't quite follow what you are putting down. Could you please elaborate to help me understand, good sir?
>>135607534
looks les
KittyPlaysGames is our literal girl
>>135607830
Chris Benoit style.
>>135607985
bitch is fugly nigga
>>135607925
smithzzz is fucking her
sarina seems pretty based desu. memester with good teddies
>>135607830
>>135607985
i concur
>>135608183
I'm glad feminism has allowed girls to dress comfortably and not just dressing how men decide....
oh wait... what?
huh?
>>135607985
her playboy pics are legit
fun fact: when there are only 5 bots left in competitive they immediately surrender
>>135608318
thanks reddit
>>135608291
Her body isn't that thick
>>135608291
>>135608183
she needs to go to korea to fix her face
Inb4 RNG wins the maps and proceeds to take the series
>>135608270
oh you dont understand anon because you are a cis white clueless man. the patriarchy is making twitch sluts forced to dress slutty.
>>135608291
trannies shouldn't be allowed in playboy but that's just my opinion
>>135607863
>>135608142
I have to mention about sarina, it's apparently all myspace angles and makeup/filters
short, chubby not that attractive irl according to some post i read on cybergamer once
>god b
why do these crowds always cheer for NA teams if vp isn't playing
>>135607985
>not cincinbear
ayyy
>>135608542
That's literally all women. #YesAllWomen
>>135608591
Shame about the massive manly jawline
>it's a csgog virgins shit on women episode
literally no one is impressed that you think some girl is ugly
>I will defend le honour of ugly girls
take it to reddit pal
>>135608706
(You)
>Fnatic's magical miracle pause
>Danecucks choking
>Hues playing well online but blowing at majors
What other memes are there which aren't actually memes?
>>135608856
>>Hues playing well online but blowing at majors
??
they always play well at majors
>>135608940
Not talking about Luminosity idiot
>>135608856
>NA CS
that's a good one
odds I go to sleep
evens I stay up and watch the final
>>135608974
there are no other hues
>>135608706
if you think only virgins care about womens looks you are going to be in for a surprise the first time you leave your house
nice audio gotard
'MAZIN
>>135609092
tempo havent played a major yet
>>135608974
then what the fuck are you talking about? The only other hue out there is Tempo Storm and they've literally been to zero (0) majors.
who care..
post more kitty
>>135607664
and don't get me started on the pointy elbows
>>135609092
>>135609210
thx for the (You)'s retard
All in Navi vs Asstrails, anyone with me?
>>135609231
this dude is cute with that wig
>>135609231
When she's 30 she's gonna look 40
bad genetics
>he likes a refrigerator
thorin must browse r/atheism
Based whoever that guy is who keeps muting Mangoose
HAHAHAHAHAH
Did Thorin start a Grommr account or something?
why do beta males like mancuck grow long hair
>>135609327
I had a room mate that was 32 and she really looked like she was in her 40s.
however she dressed and partied/drinked like she was a 20yo. Probably the reason why.
Does PhantomL0rd even play CSGO? I'v literally never seen footage of him doing anything besides surfing with csgoshuffle open in another tab.
MUTE THAT PONYTAILED CUNT
i want that mlg sticker to have it as a ebin meme desu
>>135609553
>actually playing the game
nerd
>>135608430
They aren't miracle workers.
>>135609617
I hate this reddit inbreed, hes not even a funny britbong.
Based Janko is a better host than Manpòose
damn thorin too fat for that shirt lol
it should have been dust mouret
>literally mid sentece
>and now we're going to go to a break
what the FUCK
based Y N K
aka Thoorin jr
>>135609742
I'm not fat, my shirt is too big for me, when I sit down those little gaps appear because the indosesian girl who stitched my shirt did it wrong
>>135609727
True shit. Pretty amateurish production too.
