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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIuaEyblPO8
Use >>>/vg/csgog as a link to find the thread.
LINK THE FUCKING OLD THREAD NEXT TIME
>>135530210
nah
time for cheating baguettes vs Gob ''b'' our guy
is linking the old thread really this fucking hard?
>>135530207
dad?
What's the sexiest skine?
>>135530210
>>135530409
>6 replies
>5 posters
Why does Yanko have no neck?
Pala is the future of CSGO.
>>135530586
>>135530137 OP
>>135530367 OP response
>>135530606
cuz he necked himself
>2016
>thorin still getting hired for analyst desks
>>135530207
>>135530210
>>135530367
>>135530408
>>135530409
>>135530415
>>135530481
>>135530586
>>135530606
>>135530613
>>135530665
>>135530670
>>135530737
These are all m e desu familia.
>>135530409
there is no reason to look at old csgog threads you shouldnt even read the current one
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
nice professioler esporting show goblart mall cops!!
>>135530670
I'm the OP and I didn't respond to him. I don't think anyone but him gives a shit though.
>pala and bantz
>>135531074
I'm the OP and I didnt write this
>>135531154
Are you a fag?
>>135531304
NICE MEMEMEME XDDD
reposting from last thread
banter is pretty good right now
>>135531353
Are you feeling ok, man? Posting on imageboards can be stressful.
nah
>It's a d2g invades ep
>>135531464
agree 100% tb h
rip
>>135531472
How's the reference game?
Why are Chroma 2 Cases at $.25 right now
that st patricks day joke was pretty good
What should I name my AK /csgog/?
>mafw 1vX clutch and team mates go wild on voice
>>135530993
I want to breed this anime.
>>135531814
White MALE
>>135531464
>LG
>their guys
fuck off
>>135532071
yes they are idiot
reddit is literally on fallens dick
>>135532071
favelas cannot be our guys
except for FalleN who is everyone's guy because he's a wonderful human being
>>135532071
>le epic fevela underdog meme
No.
>>135532130
>>135532170
fuck off, they only hopped on once they started winning. they didnt give a shit when they were still kabum/keyd
>>135532170
this m8
>>135531814
>german cs
>>135531814
seunghee best clc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QS6hCWn_l0
lmaoing at moe losing all that money
in the meantime moe is being a degenerate gambler on stream
>moe losing 75,000 dollars in 10 minutes
lol
>>135533506
>>135533505
>>135533416
The site gives him those skins to bet in the first place. He literally just won like 78k yesterday.
m0e never loses his own money betting on stream
>>135531464
>no Warowl
>>135533506
crazy how he is desensitized to that shit
i am pissed when i lose 10€
>>135531814
Carl
>tilt other team so hard on warmup that one guy leaves and they surrender after the pistol round
>in a GE game
>>135534162
i honestly believe global / supreme is the most aids infested rank there is, the most stupid shit always happens without question. for example losing ct side inferno pistol round and having an angry brazilian forcebuy and bodyblock every round even though we won the half 9-6. really dumb shit
Grats Ryu (our guy)!
I hope they change the name/logo though.
>>135534162
he worked himself into a shoot brother
I wish legija was the one who broke his foot and couldn't play
>>135534704
that can be arranged
>>135534584
http://selfless.gg/news/2016/3/17/selfless-here-to-stay
Oops
>>135534162
>>135534496
>lose pistol
>gg we lose noob
>russia has recieved a 7 day global cooldown
"our guy"
expression commonly used on csgog by underage virgins who are insecure and seek validation for their opinions from their peers
>>135534917
t. redditor
csgo is such an amazing game
>>135534584
Considering they're selling Selfless.gg shirts already, I doubt it.
>be GN3
>other team has an obvious smurf or cheater or some shit I don't fucking know
>he's speeding around every corner with a deagle getting headshots 80% of the time
>despite him dropping a 45 bomb and carrying his team super hard he loses because the 2nd highest guy on his team only had like 4 kills and 19 deaths
I feel bad for that dude he tried his hardest to get a win and his team was full of shitters that just mash random keys on their keyboard
>>135535009
I disagree and you're gay
>>135535009
upvoted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J0SB1aUFnU
>in competitive lobby
>guy receives perma comp ban
how the hell did that happen?
Is any of the shit in this vid still possible, if not why do they remove boosts and pixelwalks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ERyiRyq8
>network card died
>pretty sure bestbuy, target, and walmart don't carry them anymore
>amazon won't deliver until saturday afternoon
>still have the helium from last week
>finally have a reason to use it
>>135535869
>hover over link
>see DINOSOWER tags in thumbnail
>add to filter
10-5 is decent for NRG
justin and silent aren't playing badly
>>135535838
Cheating.
>>135535009
No it isnt.
>>135536117
try bleach, nerd
>>135535869
>DINOSOWER
>>135535869
Most of it's possible except for ladder tricks, and they don't remove it because you still need to practice the required movement and even if you're perfect it's still risky to do movement tricks in the middle of a map when someone could just turn a corner and kill you while you're setting up.
>>135535869
The vertigo shit is definitely doable, didn't bother watching further than that.
And they wont remove boosts completely because they add depth, what they might do is nerf certain boosts that are too strong. But boosts like on overpass, getting up on short on D2, getting up on quad on inferno, etc. have no reason to be removed, they just add an extra way that good teams can excel.
What's thefunnestcs and why is itsource
>>135536117
>network card
>2016
Holy shit how great will this be if reddit's guys get btfo by a tier 3.5 NA team
>>135537151
wouldve won already with ptr desu
how come it takes 1 second to pick up a hostage sometimes, but other times it takes 4 seconds?
>>135536117
>>network card
My highest priced item is a Factory New Negev | Power Loader.
How do I start makin' profit.
>>135537705
>>135537094
mobo ethernet sux
reminder that just because it's in the motherboard and not a pci slot, doesn't make it not a card
>>135537651
kit
>>135537779
lmao
>>135537779
better get some platinum coated ethernet cables while you're at it
>>135537838
oh. are those random in casual? I've never bought one
>>135537749
flusha urself
>>135537963
you can buy them
it's ldlc vs clg at x games aspen all over again
ROFL FRENCHKEKS
>>135537963
yes
>>135538086
I see - I must have been picking up ones from dead people and not realizing it
l m a o frenchies BTFO
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
how the fuck do you break a leg on an airplane
>>135531814
TRUMP 2016
>>135538413
who did?
WHO /ABSOLUTE MADMAN/ HERE?
WW@ BOYS
Is Kaceytron trolling???? If she is she's a genius I wish I was a pretty girl so I could do the same
NV is literally a tier 3 team.
>>135539246
N U T T Y
>pronax getting banned mid-match
should I risk it?
>tfw shitposting in csgog from my college classes
Gubmint is literally paying me to shitpost
>>135537779
is this bait?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
bakuretsu mahou
>>135539661
What
How to deal with awpfags
>>135539691
No chance. They have basically the same map pool and NaVi is actually good. If anything the odds should be even higher for NaVi.
so Devil is really shit theyre not even memeing
>>135540642
Any made that's not a decoy
>>135541327
*nade
>NBK's m4 is named "4YOUYOU"
wew
NRG beat the baguettes??????????????
>>135540642
most of them are walling, so fake like you're running to the line of sight,wait for them to shoot, then move out and mow them down
>>135541690
How do I wall senpaitachi
>>135542124
sned me you're skines and I deliver
>rubes attribute my microhacking to me being a smurf
NIGGER
how many keys would this be worth?
it's mw
>>135541607
Is ruining the French scene part of your plan?
>>135542571
10 is the best i would do for this
>>135542571
14 maybe
this host is such a faggot jesus christ
>>135543949
hello reddo
>>135543949
Pala is second best host.
i just tuned into counterpit, heard it had been a shitshow
has pala been this much of a shit host the whole time? he sounded really pissed off at thorin and ynk's banter and really flustered
was sadokist actually mad?
desu i enjoy watching this shit events to an extent
How is the Straya vs Liquid match so far
>>135542571
SKINFAGS FUCK OFF
>>135531464
>no stewie2k
Is it just me or is Olofmeister the sexiest pro player ever?
>>135539296
she's obviously trolling. everbody knows that
UPDATE HYPE 500MB
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>>135545234
That would be pronax.
>>135545234
Nah that would be SEX GOD Dosia and JW
>be NA
>get carried by fat turk and a german sub
>gob b
>tarik
>xantares
>yam
>tahsin
could this t*rk team legit be top 10?
>>decide to try casual mode again
>>join server
>>both teams have at least 3 awps
>>the people with awps have 10k each
>>I can afford an AK
>>killed in the first 40 seconds of a round and have to watch other people strafe back and forth over one foot of space whilst cycling weapons
>>go back to arms race
>>win two games back-to-back
I feel like I'm not meant for this game...
>>135545234
>>135546253
>tahsin
>not maikelele
>>135546493
what's wrong with the fun modes?
Nice macrotoggle
>>135546493
fuck casual is so broken on a fundamental level.
>>135546493
casual is objectively the shittiest mode in the game. if you wanna dick around play retake or 1v1 like the real memers do
>>135546493
Why casual mode in CSGO is not "ranked without skill groups" anyway? Like in dotes
>NV might actually lose
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>french CS
200mb update
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/03/13793/
we mlg sticker now
festive chickens!
>>135548198
200mb for literally nothing
>>135548198
gone are the days when they would update the game with huge gameplay changes right before a major tournament
>buy pistols
>win
please everyone dont buy stewie stickers im buying them all, thanks
>>135548198
>hey guys here's a 200mb update with STICKERS! everyone loves stickers, right?
>what do you mean sound is still completely broken? I have no idea what you're talking about
>>135548451
Source 2 port day before Colombus
Where are the stickers.....
>lose
>macrohack
>win
when will this meme dies
Anyone want's to trade the water glock for a factory new hypnotic deagle? I can't use the market because of the new fucking rules.
what is an micro hack?
>>135548451
what, the community wants 128 tick mm servers? okay were gonna give them new glove models :)
>>135548198
>– Updated phong shader to apply envmap albedo tint that matches phong albedo tint and intensity values.
What does it mean?!
>>135542571
about 80 bucks on steam market
So a tier 3 NA team with a german sub is about to beat Envy? Nice.
>>135549549
>NA team
3 players are EU
>>135549457
they updated the phong shader to apply an envmap albedo tint that matches the phong albedo tint and intensity values
>>135549549
Envy is tier 3 team.
>>135548198
[HOLIDAY]
– Added festive chickens.
Yes!
>shitquid
Somebody made a lot of money and somebody lost a lot of money today
>>135549664
If you can't fix critical game problems, distract them with fluffy rabbit ears.
based nrg
>this fucking upset
luckily I overslept
S I L E N T
Envy what a fucking joke, haha
ENVYUS
NAH I DON'T ENVY U
XD
HOLY SHIT
Oh my fuck that 4k
>nV
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SILENT
>mfw i 1v4 nV in OT
tabsen retard
>silent
>justin 9 n
E N V Y U S
https://www.livecap.tv/t/counterpit/uufxK8Bsn87
>envyus losing to a team with just9n as topfragger
gogurts.....?
>>135550116
God B and german stand in carried them most of the game, just9n woke up only at the end.
>>135546549
Why does he never know what to say?
Who here ready to meme hard
>>135550390
thinkign bout boosts
U S A
HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
A SHIT HE DOESN'T GIVE
>>135549802
what critical game problems are there?
please NRG, I want to taste the NV better tears
>Team reddit goes to double overtime against ragtag team of tier 3 germans and americans lead by fat turk
Bravo.
moody whispers
how fucked am I
>>135550583
>>135550584
>>135550621
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>135550768
thnx 4 da deag
>>135550768
>betting that much on NA CS dice rolls
>>135550768
Who gives a fuck about this boring online shit
>>135550768
>betting against our cunts
>>135535869
what's this dinosower shit i keep seeing over the last year or so. i noticed they're always faggy
MOM GET THE CAMERA
KENIS
what the fuck happened to NV?
Why are they not even like a top 10 team anymore. Things looked ok for a while after Kenny joined but since then they've slipped further than they ever have before.
>>135550768
>betting shitquid
KENNY LMFAO
>>135550964
it's a "clan" for lolyou fanboys
>>135550768
Not at all, liquid wins 16-6.
Replay?
Overtime is so much more interesting :/ why don't they just start with overtime?
JESUS CHRIST THIS GAME
where were you when ptr got cut?
>>135551195
idk I always love watching pistol rounds
>>135551027
NBK deserves better desu he's the only consistent one
>>135551027
Their licenses for the cheat has gone out except for Happy and Kenny. That's why they took in Devil.
>>135551195
Overtime scripts are expensive and require a lot more effort.
>play vs cheater boosting his retarded friends (Spanish serverr, of course)
>ragequit after like 11 rounds lost in a row
>see this
what
there was a pro game somewhat recently that people on leddit were shitting themselves about
apparently there were a ton of clutch plays and some people even said its the best match they've ever seen
would anyone happen to know the match im talking about
i want to see it
i dont know if it was from a major or anything
all i know is that people went full sperg about it and it was in the last month or two or three something like that im assuming
quite vague i know, i apologize
Why is the CounterPit stream so orange?
U S A
IT'S HAPPENING
>>135531464
Steel is not our guy he talked the other day on stream about how he doesn't visit 4chan because it depresses him.
>All this just for one of these teams to be decimated 2-0 by astralis tomorrow
U S A
U S A
envy onegai
>>135551390
wtf lel
USA USA USA
WE DID IT
OUR YEAR LA
nice nade idiot
>FROGS
LEL
lmao poor envy they got btfo quite hard
>baguettes
TY4EZSKINS
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>>135551453
Probably a reddit post, but the game I assume is LG vs Navi at Intel extreme masters semifinal.
>3 euros
>USA
GOD B
GOD B
GOD B
GOD B
GOD B
>second LAN that ends day 1 at 2am local time
gotards?
what a game
gob b doing it again
>8%
THANKS FOR THE SKINEZ
>8%
>>135539246
post winninz lad
>>135551701
AMERICA WAS BUILT ON IMMIGRATION
>>135551701
>a turk, two mexicans, a serb and a pole
sounds like a joke setup
