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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
http://pastebin.com/rUEPg8AW

Megadimension Neptunia VII out now, but not on PC.

Nep U will be released for Steam on 21th March (SOON).

Geki Noire have been announced for Steam releases.

MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies release date: NA-April 26, 2016


Cyberdimension Neptunia Online has been announced. More news on April the 14th Dengeki Playstation.
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*something about memes*
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Did someone talked about memes?
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>nepgear's Neptune's sister
More like her personal maid.
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>>135583764
No bully
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>>135583787
Hitting Neptune with a bottle isn't bully, it's discipline.
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Reminder that Noire isn't into little boys or high school girls.
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>My sister's best friend
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Just fuck my shit up.
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>>135584029
For a moment, I though it was a long-haired Kei.
Then I saw the hairpin thingy.
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>>135584029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiKhT1TgpwA
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>>135584067
Long haired Kei is literally just Nepgear.
Like Shiori, Tiara, and Neo Origami are literally just Nepgear too.
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>four Nepgens in the catalog
Good going retards.
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>>135584194
>Shiori
Who?
>Tiara
Who?
>Neo Origami
And who?

Who are these girls? Are they spankable?
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>>135584302
But do you who Sega Saturn is?
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>>135584343
Yes I'd Sega Saturn hard in front of the other girls.
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>>135584263
It's so confusing.
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>>135584513
>still no icons for the items
CH is lazy.
LAZY.
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Is this even the right thread? Where do we post?
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>>135584581
>HEART CHEST
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>>135584671
>Is this even the right thread?
In case of doubt, check the pasta. If it's a guest pasta, this is the right one.
If the pasta belongs to some gutless scum named NepNowaProFan, you need to evacuate immediately.

So yeah, you're in the right thread.
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>>135584671
>Noire using an axe
WHAT
Also, damn, that Shas is really a raging lesbian. The only canon lesbian in the entire franchise.
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>>135584778
We're gonna need some mods for Nepgen.
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I love Neptune more than anything in the whole entire world!
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>>135584021
I would love to dote on her and perhaps date her, But Id have to fight with Vert for the first one And probably the second as well.
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>>135584895
Well, there are some for Civ 5, others for Alpha Centauri, L4D2 has some, but they're mostly just model ports rather than real mods.
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>>135584895
Histoire is the cutest!
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>nepnowayfag complaining in the other thread that the pastebing "cannot be editted"
That guy is either a very good troll or a real retard.
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which thread is the thread which is the real thread
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>>135585194
See >>135584778
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>>135585194
This thread, as it has the most posts.

That's a solid indicator, and it's usually what mods look at.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuua_DG1uyY&t=74
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I can't handle being alone.
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wherem am i
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Is Chika cute?
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>>135585131
>the other thread consists solely of Nepnowafag bumping it with picture spam and shittalking "the outdated pastebin"
Top kek
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>>135585654
And whining about how it cannot be "editted".
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We have L4D2 players here, but what about Dominions 4?
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we made the new thread

please talk about neps

>>135585436
ye
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Is Purple Heart the strongest one of them all?
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>>135585884
Not quite. She does get owned in the first game when they all gang up on her.
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>>135585884
Of the main goddesses she's supposed to be, but that doesn't always ring true.

Besides, it hardly matters when she doesn't have an active interest in fighting them since before HDN/RB1.
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>>135585965
In 3 on 1 scenarios, she loses. That's not unexpected.
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>>135585884
She's not UNRIVALED like Next Black, so no.
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>>135586075
She's strong but not that strong. That's what I tried to say.
In 1vs1, she's probably the strongest. In 3vs1, she get humiliated.

Which raises an interesting question : why does the laziest piece of ass the strongest?
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>>135586154
I fucked up.
Why is the laziest goddess around, also the strongest?
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>>135586154
Because she has the power of being the shujinko.

When she was temporarily robbed of that power by Nepgear in mk2 she was a lot weaker.
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>>135586287
>shujinko
The main character?
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>>135586439
Why is Neptune so fluffy looking?
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>>135586570
It's her hoodie. It makes her look fluffy and huggable.
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>>135586625
>>135586570
And her hair.
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>>135586671
And her hair too. But I prefer long hair.
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>>135586753
>Always like Long Hair more than short
>Always prefer others to the Genki
>Always love Kana Asumi roles and her voice
>Always like the little sister over the older sister
>Always enjoy the supporting cast more than the main character
>Always loved white and blue as colors and a color combination
>Play Neps
>Suddenly fall in love with Neptune instead of anyone else
>Pretty much everything I had ever known was a lie, and I'm okay with it.
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>>135586154
Neptune might just really hate paperwork, but she might be okay with physical military training.
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Nepgear's good at :
>being bullied,
>being spanked,
>crying,
>being badly treated,
>suffering bad treatement,
>getting called names,
>being looked at funny.

>>135587028
Kinda makes sense. Compared to the other goddesses, she's pretty energetic and is probably more fit than them.
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>nepnowayfag is crying in the other thread
>again
Blame yourself.
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>>135587071
This is Nepgear.
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look at this nep
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Good morning, nepgen
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>>135588487
It's a pretty good nep.
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>>135588487
if they were going to give her a move like that, you'd think they'd take the time to remodel her ass to look at least decent

i mean fuck, that close up just exacerbates just how poor her model is

wouldn't look out of place on a PS1
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>>135588827
The similarities are uncanny.
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>>135589318
well maybe a ps2 then
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>>135588572
Morning, Waifu Heart
>>135588827
And this is why I hope CH got some good modelers after the V2 recruitment ad
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Who's funnier Dogoo man or steamax?
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If you were a nep.
Would you fuck a dogoo?
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>>135591427
yeah man
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>>135588487
She's a cute nep.
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>>135591292
Anonydeath
Steamax

>>135591427
I would fuck the Dogoo Lady
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>2 nep threads

WHICH ONE
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http://discord.me/nepgen
http://discord.me/nepgen
http://discord.me/nepgen

I NEED MODS
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>>135585827
Yep.
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>>135593308
there's like 6 people in this server and 30 in the other
why are there even two
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>>135594337
>30 in the other
WHAT
LINK PLS
DAMNIT THERE'S NO DISCORD LINK ON THE PASTEBIN
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>>135594395
https://discord.gg/0sCq3OFgafjjI8Jd
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>>135594447
thanks.
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>>135589509
I WANT TO SPANK HER DAMMIT

>>135593717
Neat.
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What IS discord?
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>>135594883
i have no fucking clue but so far it's like real time /nepgen/ but with usernames
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>>135594950
All interest dropped.
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Ram has the right idea.
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>>135595001
yeah i don't like the username bit at all, but so far it's been alright

it's only a matter of time though
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>>135595148
Without me, sorry.
Give me some time to wake up and I'll resume the Neptune mini-quest through.
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>>135594950
>>135595001
YOu can set your username as "anonymous"
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>>135595223
yes please
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Who is your favorite nep and why is it Nepgear?
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>>135597389
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>>135597389
I honestly don't know why Nepgear is my favorite nep. I'm still trying to figure it out.
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>>135597389
Nepgear is pure and innocent!
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>>135597389
There just something alluring that I don't get from neptune.
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>>135597389
I feel sorry for Nepgear
She don't deserve all what is happening to her at all
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Kei is handsome, no other nep can compare.
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>>135600080
That's Anastasia though
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I want to have some special time with Anonydeath.
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>>135597389
That's not Linda
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>>135597389
Because FEET
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>>135595136
The only one in this picture that should be spanked is Ram
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Do we really have to do this dumbass two thread thing every fucking time
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>>135602268
Yes we do!
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>>135580768
>implying there aren't actual onipotent gods like Inousys (input-output system, not apple shit) and of course Baioz

Vert please
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>>135602268
Other threads have that problem too, there is always one autistic manchild that has to make the thread or they'll have an idiocy seizure
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>>135602404
>forgetting about the Old Gods like Oxo, Spacewar, Nim, and Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device
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>>135602782
I don't get those references / names

Come to think of it, the true goddess' original name in Overheat was also Bios but spelled differently
I thought that was clever
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>>135587587
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>>135587587
Shadowless version pls?
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>>135602186
Really? What about Histoire "Bring me shares or no desserts"?
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>>135606790
POSTING
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>>135606790
She's the spanker, not the spankee.
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>>135585827
Right here. I run my Neptune as goddess of Ermor/Lemuria.
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>>135606978
Good taste.
I guess you get ganged up often in games?
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>>135606895
True.
I should change the caption to "Everytime you post in this game, Neptune get spanked."
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>>135607132
Real Purple Heart experience.
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>>135607716
You.
I like you.
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>>135607620
>in this game
in this thread
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pls end me
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>>135586098
>UNRIVALED MANEUVERABILITY
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[x] We got shares.

Histoire's eyes are piercing your own eyes. You feel completely naked in front of her anger.
Well, you ARE naked, but that's beside the point.
"Okay, we ate outside of the basilicom yesterday, but we got a lot of shares, so it's fine, okay?"
After what seems to be an eternity (ten seconds), Histoire shakes her head.
"Shares aren't the problem here. Just look at Neptune."
And you do so.
And you wish you didn't.

Still sleeping, Neptune has a cute, satisfied smile on her face.
But she's different. Her hair, instead of being all purple, now has a few _____ hairs here and here, around the ears. Just like your own hair.
"Histoire?"
"It starts with the hair. Look at yourself now."
Flabbergasted, you stand, and walk to the closet, where's there's a giant mirror installed. Histoire does her best to ignore the walk you're naked and have your dick dangling around as you walk.
Just like Neptune, you're different too, but in a more drastic way. Instead of just having a few purple hair here and here, the top of your head is coloured. As if you tried to dye your hair but only dyed the top.
"Histoire, what's going on?"
The blushing oracle answers while not looking at you.
"It's a matter of faith and shares. People are recognizing you as Neptune's husband, and are believing in the two of you. Together."
"That doesn't make sense."
"It's a mini quest posted on N-chan between two pictures of me spanking Neptune, of course it doesn't make sense."
"Then what should I do? I want to stay who I am."
"Get away for a while.
"..."

[] Holiday time.
[] Time to visit another country.
[] Go to Nepcathlon buy a tent and go hitchhiking.
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>>135585884
>>135586098
>>135608953
It actually refers to Next Black as the most powerful, so at least in their next forms Noire is stronger than Neptune since Next Purple's page just says "The Evolved Blade That Slices Through Delusion" whereas Next Black's outright says the most powerful.
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>>135608953
Yeah, because you have to spin your playstation around to make it work.
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>>135609329
[X] Time to visit another dimension
Plutia to the rescue
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NU PAGADI!
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Uni is also a good little sister. I want to spoil her over Noire's disapproval and console her by telling her Noire really is proud of what a hard-working, reliable little sister Uni is.
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>>135609332
>Strongest
>Fastest
>most compassionate
>extremely beautiful
>honest
>hard working
Truly, this is a goddess I can pledge my life to without any doubts!
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>>135608953
>Minagi will never do more art of the neps.
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>>135609332
>The Most Powerful Evolving Sword
penis_name_generator.png
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Which nep is most into anal
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>>135609708
wypierdalaj
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>>135610042
Probably Vert. I'd imagine she's the only one who would have even tried it at this point.
She seems a lot more "open" sexually than the other Neps.
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>>135609512
After talking with Histoire and arranging the whole thing, you tell her you're going on a vacation in the Ultradimension, as far from Neptune as possible. That way, you won't have to wait for long before the Planeptune citizen stop worshipping you.
"It makes sense, but you have to be careful, the Ultradimension is even more hostile than this one." She says.
Good. You'll be able to recover some of your pride that Neptune savagely beat out of you.
Histoire just stares at you, with a "what-the-hell-are-you-saying-you-idiot" kind of stare, but without saying a simple word.
You kiss sleeping Neptune before leaving. You already miss her.


"Ha, the Ultradimension! Its CPUs, its lack of candidates!"
"Grrrr..."
"And its monsters. Okay, where is Planeptune?"
"GRRRR..."
"GaaaaAAAAAAAH!"
You run.

[] Toward that purple tower in the distance!
[] Toward that black tower in the distance!
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>>135586570
>>135586625
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>>135609329
[X] BECOME NEPTUNE
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>>135610042
Nepnowayfag. He's so easily butthurt.
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>>135610160
>[x] Toward that black tower in the distance!
Always the best option.
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Noire, too.
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>>135610093
tam twój wykop ->
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>>135610160
NOWARUUUU
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>>135610353
Nowa?
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>>135610353
>>135610204
Nobody translated that Korean comic, right?
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>>135610516
Nowa nowa no
Nowa nowa nowa nowa
Nowa~ nowa~
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>>135610160
[X] Toward that purple tower in the distance!
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>>135610352
You run.
You run like the wind.
You run like the solar winds on the Sun's surface.
You run like a hurricane.
A hurricane that is out of breath and shambling.
Say what you want about Neptune, that she's dizzy, clumsy, and a little naive, but at least, unlike you, she's fit. She could easily outrun that monster.
"Haaa, Patrasche, I'm so tired. This is my end."
As you slow down, the monster catches up with you and hit your back. You're thrown forward, and falls head first in the dirt. You probably lost some HP here.
"You fucking piece of shit" is what you want to say. But because of that mouthful of dirt, all you say is "Grgmrmgmmmbm."
Another hit on your back threatens to knock you out, and you feel the monster's weight crushing you.
If you were in a story, this is where someone would interfere to save you.

"Get away, monster!"
Oh FUCKING HELL.
The weight on your back disappears as the dogoo is slashed into bit.
"You okay?"
You raise a hand and try to speak. "Mmmmmrrah", and begin to stand.
"That's good then!"
You take a quick look at the girl who saved you. She looks like the averagest average adventurer. "Thank you."
"No problem, helping people is my stick! Where were you going?"
"Lastation."
"That way!" She says, while swinging her sword around.
You feel like she's going to cut you if you're not careful.

[] "Thank you."
[] "Can I follow you for a while?"
[]"Who are you?"
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>>135609810
She's gonna waste all the money from the taxes you pay on her cosplay hobby.
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>>135611170
Well, thank her, and ask who she is.

If it's ponytail Falcon follow her.
If it's short-hair Falcom go on your way.
If it's anyone else, go on your way.
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>>135611170
>[x] "Can I follow you for a while?"
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>>135611170
[X] "Seek the Hand of Darkness. Take the Eye of Night. With these, the neps will be yours to command."
Battlenep Gothic: Armada
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>>135611471
what
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>>135611170
[X]think about what the fuck happened - i am becoming neptune?
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>>135611578
We are about to give Falcom a side quest that will lead her to damnation in Blanchammer 40k.
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>>135611797
No, you're becoming purple haired, and would probably come to take on some of Neptune's personality traits, and her yours.
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>>135611170
[x] Fuck Nepgear in the butt
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>>135611930
then why the fuck care?
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>>135611170
>planeptune left again for nepu
>shares goes down fast as fuck
>character returns and makes nepu do something
>shares skyrocketing
>now everyone praises him even more
Histoire done goofed
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>>135612093
Well, presumably self-insert-kin loves Neptune for who she is, and Neptune loves him the way he is. Supposedly this self-insert has a big sense of self-identity, what with him going on about pride and whatnot all the time, and therefore he finds it necessary to preserve his distinct sense of self by leaving Neptune for a bit.

To be honest it seems very selfish to me. I mean, sure, Histoire is back in the Hyperdimension, but self-insert ought have explained things to her himself. And then he probably would have been swatted for being selfish. Histoire presumably has her own reasons to keep Neptune as Neptune.
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>>135611458
>>135611471
You decide to have some fun at this girl's expense.
"I am looking for the Hand of Darkness that will allow me to control the goddess of this world and unite gameindustri under my dominion, to a bright future!"
There's a small silence before she answers "Okay, Lastation is that way, good luck." And then she turns around and leaves you.
"H-Hey, wait, can I follow you for a bit? I don't fare well against monsters."
She looks you up and down. "Okay, but no hand of darkness on me or I'll tie you to a tree."
"I'm already married."
"I see. Is it someone I know?"
"Probably not."

A few hours later, after a few things that went wrong and one that went extremely wrong, you find yourself tied up to a chair in the middle of an eggplant farm while the girl disappeared earlier when said farm's owner turned into a dragon.
And now, that owner is in front of you. Thankfully, she's no longer a dragon, so thank Neptune for small wonders.

[] "You should free me, I have no money."
[] "Do you often attack travellers for no reason?"
[] "What with the knives? Are you going to cut something in small pieces?"
[] "You wouldn't like me, I'm all bones and nerves and no meat."
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>>135612582
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>>135612358
No OC self insert was ever well-written, in all story of mankind.
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>>135612582
>[x]realise that this is arfoire, your mother-in-law
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>>135612582
[X] Untie me at once, o Deity of Sin, for a grim future is upon us. Soon DRM will take over if we let this land fall to ruin. New monopoly will rise. In the new age where will be only DRM and mobile games.
Lets go full Neptune.
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>>135612582
[x] "Just take my virginity and then leave me be!"
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>>135612889
Hang on a bit.
That emo goth excessive makeup.
That love for eggplants that your wife finds disgusting.
That unrequired hostility toward everyone else.
You recognize that woman, it's Arfoire, your step-mother!

Did you said "step-mother"? No, it's impossible. You live in the Hyperdimension where Arfoire is a big bad that you're not even supposed to know, and this is the Ultradimension where she's just some hag that hates CPUs.
Why do you think she's your stepmother? Sounds like that dogoos beat the intelligence out of you earlier and left you very confused.

>>135612919
You decide to try flattery.
"Please untie me at once," shit, find something, "o you very old and wise hag. Soon, some stuff will happen, and in the new age, there will be only stuff."
You completely fucked that up. You were never good with recitating under stress. And worse than that, it seems Arfoire took offense to you calling her a hag, given how much she's frowning.
She frowns even more when she hears the laugh coming from the next room.
"Very old and wise hag! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Worried, you look as Arfoire leaves the room. There's a horrible noise, and you hear the toilets flushing several time.
"What did you do?" You ask as Arfoire comes back.
"Took care of a huge walking rodent."

[] Try to untie yourself before she drowns you in the toilets.
[] Try to threaten her before she buries you alive.
[] Try to just stand and run away, taking the chair with you before she burns you.
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>>135613581
[x] Offer to Arfjord, unzip dick.
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>>135613581
[X] I would like to listen to gothic poetry that you wrote
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/nepgen/ - Gary Stu fanfic general
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>>135613581
>o you very old and wise hag
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>>135613581
>[X]Offer to Arfoire
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>>135613986
Even as a Nepfag, I'm just going to mostly ignore it.

I don't like these sorts of things either. But thankfully the hide function exists.
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>>135613843
>>135613869
>>135614571
Okay, I guess we're taking a break for now.
Next time : Escape from Eggplant Bay.
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Friendly reminder that we're going to have a lot of retards barging in this thread once nepnowayfag's shitty thread dies.
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>>135616514
>Escape from Eggplant Bay
I kill you with my pudding cup
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Next time a new thread is made, why don't you add both pastebin, that way everyone will be happy.
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>>135616881
I'm not him, but he should add your pastebin if he makes the thread too.
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Shhh, the nep is sleeping
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>>135617023
No. We talked about that earlier, we're all done using that retard's pastebin.
No matter how much you whine, you're done.
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>>135617093
Why do you BOTH have to be such raging faggots? Give it a rest already.
Keep in mind that you are arguing over a dumb pastebin.

Don't you feel your time is more valuable than that? No one else really cares either.
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>>135617224
And there it goes again, playing dumb.
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>>135617271
Not everyone who disagrees with you is Nepnowafag. Sorry to break the illusion.
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>>135617364
If you want to whine like a bitch, go do it in nepnowayfag's shitty thread instead of doing it here, you damn hypocrite.
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>>135617364
That guy is probably beyond help, but I admire you for trying to reason with him.
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>>135617502
How about you just shut the fuck up.
I think that'd be the best for quite literally everyone.
Everything stops there and everything becomes decent again.
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>>135617692
Keep whining like a bitch. That won't fix nepnowayfag's constant spam and attempt at misinformation, but at least you'll have the impression you're trying to help.

Also,
>"shut the fuck up"
You're the one who started whining here, in case you can't remember. Why don't YOU fuck off?
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>>135616729
They haven't waited for the other thread to die before barging in.
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>>135611170
Why don't you take this to Akun?
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Nepgen/ - Original content not allowed.
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Why the hell would anyone defend nepnowafag? That guy is worse than Ghost, Drew and the spankfags combined.
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>>135619016
What original content is being told to leave here?
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>>135619726
The story.
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>>135619839
Are you a small child? "I don't like thing" does not mean "thing should die and everyone who likes it should too."

I don't like the story either. I hid it. It's called an opinion. People are free to have it. People are also free to like the story and for the writer to post it here.

If you do not like opinions, quit whining and find another chan, board, forum, or equivalent site that bans people from having contrary opinions.


I personally hate quests, so I don't want to see it or deal with it, and hope the thread doesn't get consumed by them, but god forbid someone dislikes something you like.
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Alright guys,who is ready for some l4d2? We have already some people willing to play but more is better. Id : kritzkriegg
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>>135620035
All these words just to say "I don't like it therefore it should die because it offends me".
Let me guess, you're the same faggot who's okay with giantess pictures but whine constantly once tickling is posted.
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>>135620261
I literally said people are free to have it in the thread, but let people have their opinions.
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>>135620248
(Also sorry for the russian anon,wish i could do something about the situation)
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>>135620389
I don't mind people having opinions. I mind them whining constantly and shitposting about them quests.

But I have to agree, /vg/ isn't really about quests, the writefag should move to /tg/ or maybe 2x4chan.
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>>135620248
>>135620403
I presumed this was being held off until later, since quite a few people had interest.
I was also hoping we could find some EU players so that RU-anon wouldn't be alone or have terrible ping.
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>>135620574
yeah,so you're in?
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Would you fuck Arfoire?
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>>135620557
I actually think that it's short enough to not be a huge issue, as long as it stays short. The mini-quests are only like 20 or so posts a thread. I can hide them and not be bothered for exactly that reason.

But if it starts getting bigger, then I'd definitely agree.
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>>135620754
Of course.
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>>135620754
I did it already
guess how cpus were made
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>>135620665
I'll be an hour, but if you guys are still playing/haven't started yet/more people come along, I'll join.
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>>135620813
I dunno, while I enjoy them a lot (through it could use some work and stop being "you're in gameindustri, do something stupid"), strictly speaking, that isn't video games.
Then again, all the lesbians pairing and waifufagging aren't strictly video games discussion and yet are tolerated by the janitor.
So I dunno if it's relevant or not, in fact.
But one thing for sure, I'm tired of people whining about it. There are some real issues with that general (like the yurifags, through it's less and less of an issue thankfully), or the pastebin war, and yet people prefer crying about the only original stuff we got recently that isn't spanking and thus can be enjoyed by more than three people.
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>>135620954
we'll be waiting for you,just add me and we're set
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>>135621132
Does double-chan even allow fanfic? I posted a few pictures there, they all got erased.
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>>135620754
>wanting to bang old hag
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>>135622182
>not wanted to have sex with an experienced woman who knows more about sex than you and will easily make you her bitch
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>>135622352
if i wanted to be a sex slave i'd rather go to Iris Heart
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>>135622182
>not being into /ss/
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>>135622589
But Iris Heart is unexperienced with sex. She only knows of whipping and light bondage.
She's a virgin.
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I saw that picture on Pixiv.
Wasn't aware there was someone else able to use Google Translate.
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alright we're starting death mountain campain,2 guys needed. Id :kritzkriegg
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>>135583284
This can't be about nepgen can it?
Do IF workers browse these threads?
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>>135624414
We already confirmed that IFI workers [not IF, the JP Dialogue says something similar, but not exactly the same] lurk here
I liked their localization, best job so far [except for a few gramatical errors here and there]
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>>135624748
Its talking about the stock market, you idiot.
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>>135624748
Explain further
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>>135625561
Noire just got rich. Her stock market shares went way up.
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>>135624414
How fucking new are you?
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nepu
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>>135624414
The localization editor apparently does. His job is to crawl through the general to find 4chan shitposting that can replace 2ch shitposting.
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Perfect Ass.
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>>135624092
Have you guys started yet?
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>>135628343
We finished Death Mountain, started No Mercy.
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>>135628028
>implying
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NEXT NEXT Black Heart when?
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>>135628826
Fuck off.
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Is there already a /nepgen/ steam group?
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>>135630391
Think there is, but no idea how much it's used.
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>>135630559
I see.
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>>135630627
Kind of sad I missed you guys playing that map. I've played it to death, but it's still lots of fun.

You guys got the disco fever, right?
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>>135630818
The one that unlocks the golden sunglasses? We did. Not that I cared, we were all in the red and it was almost the last boss.
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>>135630893
Are you playing on Expert?
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>>135630997
No. Bots can't handle custom maps.
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>>135631105
Sometimes I guess not. I've done that map alone with bots several times and never had too much of an issue, but like I said I've played that map like twenty times so I'm probably just too used to it.

Though god forbid you get marginally separated and grabbed.
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>>135631528
The third floor is awful with these fire barriers. They trigger when you're really close.

But I really like the Kokoriko Village, I wonder if there's a survival map for it.
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/nep4dead2

so,here is the group we can use to set a bit more better rhe meeetings and stuff,i hope we get a lot of player with the time
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>>135631784
So Killing Floor, Killing Floor 2, TF2 and L4D2. What else?

I think Serious Sam 3 : BFE has some Neptunia skins and allow coop gameplay, but I never tried it online.
Otherwise there's Chilvary : Medieval Warfare, but it isn't coop.

As far as coop goes, I'd like to recommend AI War, but it's a RTS and it's really peculiar.
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Civ V has pretty comprehensive Nep civs, but is a nightmare for multiplayer.

There's UT2004 that has Nep models, and 2004 is a ton of fun and can be played against bots.
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>>135632076
Besides, I always wanted to try having a chain of 6 peoples using the link gun, so yeah, add UT2004 too.
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>>135632190
>Link Gun
>With bots in the game
You're a madman.
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>>135632245
Just have a team of human players and a team of Godlike bots.

>You're a madman
Every UT2004 game I play has Instagib and Super Berzerk turned on. It's kill or be killed.
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>>135632076
Not to mention mods don't always work for some reason, and Civ itself doesn't really work for short games.

Keep in mind it's mostly co-op.
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>>135632808
UT2004 can be played coop against bots pretty easily.

Also, Civ mods CAN work, it's just... a nightmare, and can also be coop.
>4 goddesses against angry real world conquerors.
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>>135632076
What affinity would the Neps pick in BE?
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>>135633117
BE?
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>>135633353
Breast Expansion
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What else is coop?
Anyone here play Magicka, Castle Crashers, Mercenary Kings?
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>>135633762
Theorically, any RTS can be used for jolly cooperation.
That means all of the strongholds.
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Noire NTR's Nepgear by dating Uni.
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>>135633481
I'm not used to Vert looking so expressive
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>>135634128
Nepgear's a doormat.
She will cave and turn into a cuck before she even realizes.
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>>135584873
That's the hilt of her sword ya tard
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>>135634713
Do NOT cuck the Nepgear
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