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>I've been inactive, what did I miss over the past x years
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Update:Game_updates
>Latest Update
http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/a=946/forums.ws?15,16,614,65764299
>Latest Patch Notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSjXQzjoL2c
http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/a=13/l=0/sl=0/forums.ws?15,16,0,65764296
>Latest BTS
RuneScape BTS #188 - An Eggciting Easter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbp2rhKooD8
>Money Making Guide
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Mmg
>Gear Guide
http://services.runescape.com/m=itemdb_rs/gear_guide
shit game get fucked
>>135559721
grr im mad!
I am loving this meme
so does anyone know how hunter brawlers work with crystalize?
>working towards maxing
>thinking of what i'll even do once i do max
>see people maxed people with random 110+ skills
whats even the point lads
>>135561873
The point is to become gud
#furrygenocide
>>135562079
>theres at least 3 furfags in this fc
y is this allowed?
>>135561940
is getting third age and dyes an achievement
>>135562079
>>135562452
whats wrong with furries?
its not like im doing anything bad to you
>>135562767
>Shit up sadpanda and boorus with your terrible porn
>have autism worse than zaros
>whine like babies when anyone says your fetish is shit
>resort to cuntlike tactics to shut people up.
>Just be cancer incarnate
There's plenty of reasons
>>135562767
>>135563086
>>135563486
>wah wah stop liking what i dont like
youre worse than furries not everyone acts like that
>>135563913
Furry isn't a turn off for me, I don't have turn offs, it's just an entry level fetish, and not particularly arousing. Not to mention usually shitty as fuck art. Like 1% of it's actually fappable compared to my usual stuff.
And everyone who likes it is a legitimately autistic cunt. I don't hate furry porn, I hate furfags.
>Furfags post their porn on websites not meant for them.
>Furfags whine like cunts when people tell them to fuck off.
>Furfags appeal to someone in power to get rid of everyone telling them to fuck off.
I rest my case.
>>135563913
>wah wah stop disliking what I like
>>135564310
Can say the same about anime to be quite honest family.
>Animefags post their porn on websites not meant for them.
>Animefags whine like cunts when people tell them to fuck off.
>Animefags appeal to someone in power to get rid of everyone telling them to fuck off
>>135563913
>>135564931
goo goo no blood dye
>implying you wouldn't
>>135566040
>I wouldkill it
>>135566040
>Ara ara~
>>135566040
I have a fetish for spiders crawling on me when having sex/masturbating. A spider or any insect crawling on you feels amazing. It helps that I'm ticklish so that it feels even better. Sometimes I let my pet tarantula crawl on my leg while jacking off.
>>135566385
that sounds like it would terribly frighten her
pls no bully spiders
>>135566234
Got a sensible chuckle out of me now that I can fully appreciate the joke.
>>135567890
i dont get it
>>135567980
go do livid farm
you'll get it
>>135567980
If you haven't sat through livid farm, then trust me, you don't want to get it.
holy shit this authentication code thing is pretty fuckin sweet
>>135568656
I would use it but I don't have a smart phone.
And putting it in a USB sounds dumb.
>>135569152
better than no protection at all
>hop world
>realize I have to reenter my bank pin even though I just entered it on the other world
I thought Jagex changed this, what the fuck
toggling it in my settings does nothing
>doing hefin crystals
>dc
grrr
what are the most useful task items to collect? i know elf quiver is super useful
can someone post the bongs guide?
>>135570367
Excalibur and Explorer's Ring
>>135570367
eee
ardy cloak 4
explorer's ring 4
>>135570143
you have to enable it
Is the Unicorn Stallion good? I read that since it has low HP it won't survive bosses.
Catpost
>>135571518
>>135572192
why explorer's ring? just for the alchs?
>>135574508
herb runs
>>135574320
>>135570367
Mort legs 2 if you plan on RCing bloods.
>>135575984
MuhHero
at what level can i start doing KBD? or any bosses really
i don't know when i can GWD, i am very unfamiliar with runescape progression
>>135576529
dude wtf
>>135578917
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east.
When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.
>>135579278
fuck off nerd
>>135579343
I bet you play as a female character
>>135579767
Seeing as I don't have a dick I find it fitting that I play a female character.
>>135579830
L U M B R I D G E
>>135578917
i should've posted my stats, my mistake
>>135579767i do play as a grill
>>135580192
You should at least have 70 stats before wanting to boss.
I guess you can try mole or something.
Aquanites a good task?
>>135580772
If you have seedicide and want to train farming a bit I guess.
>>135581038
What if I only care about slayer and money?
>>135581086then no
Did several hundred trips at barrows and all I got was a shitty guthans helm which I can't sell for -15% at the GE(Not even kidding). Can't do QBD because I don't like range. Have Turmoil+dual drygores. Bossing experience is minimal (Just barrows and Giant mole). Any idea where to go with this.
>>135582454
Level your range.
dygores sound like daigoh which means big boss in chinese
>>135583019
now if only it was pronounced without the R, then it would be a barely interesting tidbit
>>135582454
Want to go bandos?
How about Nihils and Muspahs? Are they a good task to unlock?
>>135583614
Like I said before, no prior experience, Only reason I solo is I don't want to let anyone down when I am in a team.
>>135566385
does it hiss at your penis?
>Sorry, you are not eligible to play the closed beta right now.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Should I have 5 or 6 of each type of crewmember?
>>135584098
Garage Door is the easiest GWD boss. He has no gimmick if you're meleeing him so don't bother using range or magic.
>>135584825
get rekt
>>135585696
I got the message that I was allowed to play on the 18th
ITS THE 18TH
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Told you faggots partyhats were going to the moon after invention
Why didn't you listen?
>>135586352
they give a lot of xp
giant mimic when
>>135584098
Well if you wanted to go I could show you. you are not going to disappoint me and even if you just suicided in there I can solo for like 4 hours.
how do i join a guild??
How hard is the world wakes with dual drygores+SS+ no prior bossing experience. Inventory full of prayer pots and some rocktails. All melee stats around 93.
>>135588264
I did it with 80 stats and t70 gear using sharks and a bunyip.
>>135588264
You shouldn't have a problem, I did it with ~85 combat stats and a SGS. No familiar, ss/turm, or anything.
how the fuck am i supposed to level summoning
and how am i even supposed to use it
it's easily the most confusing feature in this game for me
>>135585083
The client should be available in about an hour and a half.
>>135588371
>>135588439
Can I bank in between all those bosses? I've never bossed before so I am skeptical about my chances
>>135588451
Slayer
>>135588482
Yes, they even provide a bank as well as buffs+prayer restoration.
>>135588576
i simply do not understand
>healer's insignia gives +10 prayer bonus and is equipped in an otherwise worthless slot
So, uh, how hard is it to get into Barbarian Assault?
Guys, should I have 5 or 6 crew for each main stat?
Combat, Morale, Seafaring, etc.
>>135588757
Trouble Brewing tier hard
>>135588883
Yes.
>>135587741
Join the fc and offer someone your anal virginity for an invite.
>>135588896
shit really?
Tfw no neet non weeb friend to sape with
>>135589289
Yes, it seems that the penance king update didn't revive BA but instead burried its corpse
>>135589417
fuck. What about during spotlight?
>>135589465
I don't do much spotlight grinding but I heard that even the Great Orb Project has some activity during spotlight so go for it
>>135588451
>Train
Collect charms from monster drops. Combine these with pouches (buy from summoning store), spirit shards (buy from store or GE), and a specific ingredient (varies based on the item you want to make, it will say in the skills tab) at a LARGE obelisk (there is one in Taverley). You now have pouches of a specific familiar.
ie a pouch, 7 spirit shards, a Gold charm, and wolf bones makes a Spirit wolf pouch.
>Use
Left click the pouch. This summons the familiar. Over time this will drain your summoning level (similar to how prayers worked before EoC). The familiar only stays for a set amount of time, but it always does useful things for you. What it does varies based on the familiar.
ie. Summon a spirit wolf to fight for you, a Thorny Snail will carry items for you.
I'm fairly certain Wolf Whistle is basically a tutorial for this skill.
what movies/videos/music do you play while runescaping, /rsg/?
i'm bored as shit
>>135588883
6
+3 Special (Especially those with solidarity perk)
+4 Merchants
>>135589604
so i'm expected to constantly collect tiny fucking amounts of charms from every monster ever for minimal exp and waste money on ingredients to make pouches that only last for a small amount of time and provide shite bonuses until higher levels?
why?
>>135589882
baroo
>>135589882
thats how every skill is
it's shit until the end
>>135589882
Because
what this and how to get
>>135589882
Have you started training divination? Start it, and summoning feels like the best skill ever.
>>135590005
Firemaking and woodcuting are always shit though
>>135590009
>>135590005
>>135589993
why are charms not available on the grand exchange
that would make this tolerable
i shouldn't have listened to those fucks at the Heart and wasted my xp on Construction instead of Summoning
>>135590045
div is just click forever with like zero effort, i can do that easy
summoning is a whole other tier of bullshit
>>135590014
sacrifice. Healing ability, Get it from aviansies with lootshare on in like 15 minutes.
>>135590092
Charms are much less of a chore if you get chimp
also 99 summoning would take like 3 hours if charms were tradable
>>135589629
i don't. i'm fully concentrated into the game. like when i run agility courses, i make a little game in my head trying to make out patterns of failures and success. i then imagine how my character would have behaved in reality. perhaps he tried a different method of jumping because he failed the last lap but it only made things worse, which is why i failed 4 times in a row
i also do this for any skill i am training
>>135589882
Here's a tip. Don't train Summoning until dxp weekend. Save up charms and spirit gems and plan out what you're going to use beforehand.
When you get your combat level up, monsters will drop more and better charms and you'll be able to grind them more efficiently. Get a charming imp from dungeoneering, attach it to your tool belt and you'll never have to pick them up yourself again.
If even this is too much for you then you're probably a shitter and should give up now.
>>135590092
>why are charms not available on the grand exchange
Gathering charms is supposed to be the slow part, actually training the skill is the fast part
Once you have all the supplies ready, its fast as shit
>>135590092
Just do slayer man, You'll get enough charms to get to a decent level unless you want to train it all the way to 99. Or else, just kill add "bork" to your daily tasks. Takes like 5 minutes to kill and adds a lot of charms. Or, do familiarization and farm at waterfiends for triple charms every week.
If you dung, then get the charming imp and place him on the toolbelt using a skill you buy at a slayer master. He'll collect all charms automatically so you don't have to pick them up.
>>135590151
>if you get chimp
how in the fuck do you even think that's feasible, mate? i'm suffering enough trying to slog through the hell that is dung for just a fucking bonecrusher
>>135590248
Again, once you get your levels up you'll be able to gather tokens much faster.
>>135590189
dxp ended recently, who the fuck is going to sit on his ass for another 6 months not levelling one of the most critical utility skills in the game
>>135590248
I feel for you on that one. Dung is a shitty skill so I collect all the charms manually. I like combat, so it doesn't feel like a slog to me. Why do you want to train summoning anyway, just play the game , forget about the parts that you don't like .
>>135590248
Also why the fuck are you prioritizing bonecrusher over charming imp?
What logic are you running on here?
>>135590339
because quests, man
that's the best part about runescape
and locking quests behind skill reqs is the reason i need to train dung and summoning etc etc etc
i play a dickton of roguelikes so i obviously enjoy dungeon crawling but it's so garbage when jagex does it
>>135590404
someone else's logic
i've never fucked with dung and was told to get bonecrusher because it only requires getting dung to ~60 something
getting more than three times the amount of tokens seems damn near impossible
>>135590335
someone who values their time. It's not like he's close to unicorn or pack yak
>>135590335
>critical utility
>>135590471
It only takes level 76 or so dungeoneering to get a charming imp. The rates of tokens rises dramatically the further down the floors go.
>>135590407
>>135590339
Just do sinkholes
>>135590562
friend, i have no point of reference for how long that will take
the only skill i have that's 70 is runecrafting and that took genuine ages to accomplish
i'm only at 32 dung and already feel burned out
i'd love it if i could just actually level combat skills but since the levels of enemies are so fucking all over the place it's basically no exp
why is dungeoneering not a minigame
>>135590495
For anything before end game it really isn't critical.
During end game it's basically required.
>>135590471
Both Bonecrusher and Chimp are quality of life items. And while a lot of things drop bones at low levels, it can seem important. One of the reasons to get chimp over bonecrusher is that charms are the limiting factor in summoning more often than not. You can buy bones and offer them at a PoH altar, but you can't buy charms.
>>135590709
>>why is dungeoneering not a minigame
because it takes more skill than any of runescape's other "skills"
>>135590818
if i wanted to solve puzzles i'd play a decent game like professor layton
puzzle solving should not be a skill
I have never done RotS but I have 30 barrows amulets???
>>135590971
>puzzle solving
barely
that shit is so easy
>>135591092
then why would you even say it required skill
make up your fucking mind
>>135591223
>implying you're talking to the same person
regardless, even with it's shit easy puzzles it still takes more skill than clicking and waiting, which is 90% of runescape
So what is the point of playing deadscape?
>>135591304
>implying i'm not talking to myself right now
more clicking and waiting than usual != skill
>>135591350
who said there needs to be a point
>>135591350
Grind macht frei
>>135591613
What is the point of playing a dead MMO?
Grinding for the sake of grinding?
Competing against dead people for highscore positions?
I think I would go mad if I had to just grind runescape skills with little player interaction.
is divination the best skill to put exp lamps in?
the exp/h looks really bad
>>135591806
why do you think its dead
Dead minigames
very low currently playing numbers
ghost town every time I log in
>>135592207
>ghost town every time I log in
proxy for not having priff unlocked
>>135592207
>Dead minigames
people got sick of them and their rewards aren't relevant anymore. not indicative of a dead game
>very low currently playing numbers
Older player counts were inflated by bots and without them, its not all that much lower.
>ghost town every time I log in
Stop picking low population servers and going to low population areas.
>>135592207
all they need to do is lower the number of worlds like old school
how long does it take to get a chimp, time-wise?
>ironmemes benefit from all this free exp but can't use the rewards guy
epic
>>135593398
Community event ;^)
>>135593398
>playing ironmeme
>gimping yourself because "muh challenge"
IF I have unlocked invention but havent done tutorial, will I get xp in it from tears of guthix?
>>135594034
No and you won't get xp with tears until it's been 6 months the skill has been released
>>135593896
hi p1at!
>>135594439
but i have an ironmeme
Do I have to do all recommended quests to get the sixth age circuit?
>>135594945
yes
but surgeon is better
>>135595230
surgeon is garbage...
>decide to take my chances staking
>lose a lot of money over the course of 6 hours
>check my hat
>59 kills 132 deaths
Fuck me. Yet I see so many people prospering in a couple stakes.
>>135595494
>what is RNG
>>135595364
why
Anyone trained agility using silverhawk boots. I have the boots but I'm not sure if spending a fortune on feathers to level up is worth it .
>>135595802
if you don't care about money and have tons of it, do it
if you don't, don't do it
Is there a way to make the floating combat text show damage sources instead of just showing the damage type? I'm trying to track dot damage but it's hard to tell
How long does it take to unlock first livid farm spell?
>>135596192
Is that the one you need for the fremennik task or something? I did that about half a year ago and if I remember correctly, it took me around 4-6h. All I know for sure is I stayed up almost the entire night working on it.
Then again, it was just around the time when I started playing again and I may have been slow and inefficient as fuck.
>>135596343
Yeah for tasks.Just checked wiki and it says each spell takes on average 4h to unlock so it matches your experience.
Fuck that not doing it
What's xp/h of red chinchompas at 99hunt?
>>135598239
around 2009
NXT wants to kill my GPU.
The fucker is at 67 celsius. It never goes that high
>>135598572
Is this a joke ?
Chell is a cute girl.
works surprisingly okay so far
>>135590112
Do I have to join an fc with a lot of people in it or can I do it alone in my fc?
post more nxt screens
>>135599738
>>135599801
>post is only a minute a part
I fucking knew it was you posting that in every thread.
>>135601776
>every torch in the fucking game is doing this
>>135602007
>Imgur
what the fuck
>>135602739
More than 50% of /v/ and /vg/ is plebbit now
>>135602739
it's a screenshot script that uploads to imgur and saves a copy of the picture locally.
>>135602036
Try turning bloom off.
>financially stable job
>nice car
>attractive
>decent personality with respectable interests
>atheist
>not a fan of entry level pleb movies/music
>really good at runescape
You literally cannot justify why girls don't want to be my gf.
I check all the boxes in terms of boyfriend material, you literally couldn't ask for ANYTHING else
I know you guys like that stupid le ebin "ah okay" and sedan meme, but deep down in your heart you know there is ZERO justifiable reason why I'm alone or being treated this negatively by women in general
It's a blatant injustice, and I fucking challenge ANYONE to prove me wrong.
>>135603035
it is off
>>135603278
what the fuck where does loading screen come from I dont have that
>>135603493
im in nxtits a joke, you cant actually toggle it on
>>135599801
Go do some dungeoneering, mate. The shadows there are pretty messed up, not to mention all objects containing water and the blood pool.
On a good note, though, you can see so fucking far. Literally see shit going on like 5 rooms over. Same at runespan, makes finding the orb and the wizard a fair bit easier I'd imagine.
>>135593168
however long it takes you to get 1m dung xp.
>>135604380
oh god no
i don't have 1m xp in any skill
>no pics of nxt
ded game
I love NXT.
>>135606997
I love you too, bby <3
>rasengan
>>135607231
fucking nox staff goo coming out the other hand too, i love this
ded game
>Hey,
>Great news – you’re eligible for our second NXT Beta weekend.
>yfw
Man, going back from NXT will be devastating.
>>135611662
what is that nigger with a musket doing
what the fuck is that
>>135611843
SPIN FOR THE WIN
>>135611843
Thats the all new Fishing Rod-O-Matic from the latest invention update.
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Fishing_rod-o-matic
>>135612240
DELETE THIS
Em i the only person here who thinks that the NXT just looks..Lifeless?
Everything in it looks artificial as fuck
>>135604541
Then you are literal garbage and should quit
>>135612597
yes.
>>135612597
>artificial
What you mean
>>135613012
>>135613067
There is something in these colors that make the world look weird and lifeless
>>135613210
are you trying to say you prefer the over-saturated garbage colors of our current client
>>135612597
While I do like a bunch of things about it, I also thought it looked a bit washed out or something when I logged in. I guess its the lighting. Maybe it'll get changed at some point.
>>135613413
No.
But i dont like these watered down colors either
>>135612976
that seems like rather poor advice
>>135613665
If you don't have the brain capacity to gather 1m in ANY skill, you are mentally challenged and should quit
>>135614231
but there will always be a point before any single person has 1m experience in a skill
if everyone quit at that point then the game would be completely empty
that's not very good advice, anon, it's alright to admit you messed up
>>135591047
Missing presumed death gives you 30 untradable barrows amulets
>>135595802
It's not as expensive as it seems. I think I spent less than 50m from 91-99 agility while doing the Hefin course with silverhawks
>>135615060
Was that during dxp? If not then I might actually go ahead and do that myself. Any recollection on how long it took?
>>135614747
Of course it is implied that new accounts don't start with any experience, but shit like "I've been playing for 10 years and have no skill over 60 xDD" is what I'm referring to. Of course if that guy is new what I said doesn't apply to him, I thought you had the brain capacity to figure that out without a disclaimer
>>135615381
it is entirely your fault that you've been too vague up until this point
don't try and shift blame simply because you want to save face on an anonymous image board
>>135615381
1M starts at 73
>>135615578
>>I thought you had the brain capacity to figure that out without a disclaimer
>>135615860
>>it is entirely your fault that you've been too vague up until this point
i thought you had the brain capacity to have an argument without greentexting, anon
>>135615972
>>I thought you had the brain capacity to figure that out without a disclaimer
You being dumb != me shifting blame
>>135616360
>>135615972
just fuck already.
>>135616360
>>it is entirely your fault that you've been too vague up until this point
if you continue begging the question this will go nowhere
>>135616487
>this level of Dunning-Kruger
Alright nothing left to say to you, have a good day anon
>>135616885
don't stop replying yet, you seemed pretty bored anon
>95\99 firemaking
>don't feel like doing curly roots because im lazy
>don't want to spend 100x the time burning maple logs on a bonfire
why is the game so difficult
>>135617495
>rs3 difficult
baby pls
>>135617495
So burn magics or elders, are you seriously complaining about firemaking? lol
>>135617495
then just do book of char every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Ds4jI_ecA
>>135617686
you tryin to tell me that clicking these curly roots isn't difficult? get real anon
>>135618209
i don't wana chop those trees
>>135618347
i tried but i don't like doing daily stuff
>>135618515
>i don't wana chop those trees
>chop
>>chop
Anon you buy the logs, you don't chop them yourself... unless you are an ironman
>>135619147
you are correct
>>135618515
just burn all the maples you get from kingdom dude
>>135620247
that brings me back to the it taking forever part!
>>135620609
B U Y L O G S
U
Y
L
O
G
S
we're doing it mates
>>135620738
i can't!!!
>>135621076
Why not
>>135621514
because anon
becausei'm playing ironman
>>135621604
>he plays ironman
>wah wah everything is too slow
A special kind of retard.
>>135621751
Then don't complain you utter spastic
Google around for Ironman firemaking training or some shit
>>135621751
>>135621954
i thought the point of playing rs is to complain
>>135601776
It's actually Chell's little circlejerk of friends that post this. Mostly DougDimadome.
>>135621954
Oops replied to wrong person hehe
>>135622114
its ok i get you
>>135615317
No dxp. look into the prices, but I remeber being quite surprised on how little i spent
what do you guys think about group ironman bossing? Do you think it's against what the point of the mode was designed to be?
>>135619351
Then I guess you should just kill yourself my man
>>135624029
are there any other options, that one doesn't sounds so good
tfw nxt wont be released on april
pls help my dungeoneering map in nxt is fucked ;_;
>>135626305
The minimap is really buggy in nxt, just ignore it.
>>135626305
help with what
>decide to do gone home quest on NXT
>peeking doors results in a black screen
oh okay
GILDED ALTAR HERE I COMEThis is going to take fucking forever isn't it?
>>135626649
as long as you don't do flatpacks, its fast
>>135626649
>This is going to take fucking forever isn't it_no
>>135626968
More click intensive though. I just did flatpacks, slower but slightly less focus intensive.
