Dank memes edition
>>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>>BETTING
>Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
>728 posts
>you still haven't picked me
guys
>be mid
>dire
>can buy shit from the secret shop by just going into the trees
>be mid
>radiant
>have to walk for literal minutes just to do the same thing
How is this balanced?
>>135542520
most starcraft is just death ball and switching actives
it's more like warcraft starter pack
Can I get some general carry tips?? I can last hit alright and have map awareness, but I've usually played support/offlaner role and I don't want to auto lose games by not knowing how to carry properly.
/d2g/ is so fucking dead.
And its crowd is so literally who now...
>get some wins in a row
>teammates with 4 wins appear
Just like in blizzard games, everyone has a right to winning :^).
>>135542801
Get items
Get BKB
Right click people
>>135542801
Get last hits, and tell your team when you hit big power spikes (lvl 6, just got a big item, etc) so you can take advantageous fights. Control creep equilibrium when farming. Every time you right click an enemy creep, right click one of your own to balance it out and keep the lane from pushing.
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you fuck you fuck you, fuck you, fuck you fuck you fuck, you, fuck you fuck, you, fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>135542520
one of the reasons starcraft 2 has no playerbase is because it costs money. I was so glad when Blizzard announced that overwatch would cost money, that's the only way to keep subhumans from south america out.
I think anything below the equator is the equivalent of an ape, actually.
Any of you 3k fuck buckets who are complaining about "bad teammates" give me a good laugh. I'm a 5k smurfing in the 3k rank and playing here for 7 days made me realize that all 3,000s are subhumans.
Last match:
>notice my CK is just farming jungle. that's cool, i hope he gets a lot of farm
>suggest nicely "you can increase your farm rate by 20% by just buying a quelling blade"
>CK: "no man CK has 70 base damage. CK just needs early items like drum and yasha"
>I just say "ohhhhhhhhhhh that's a good point" and let this retard swim in 3k MMR for all of eternity
His argument against spending 200g to increase his farm speed by a percentage value is that "CK has 70 base damage"
It's unreal how stupid these people are. And then the funniest shit is seeing them line up at mid at exactly 15:00. It's like clockwork how predictable it is, every single fucking game. They just stand there doing nothing from 15:00 to 17:00, both teams.
All people in the 3k bracket are absolutely subhumans who eat their own shit and deserve exactly where they belong. If you had 101 IQ you could rise about these fucktards in 3 weeks.
>>135543180
>one of the reasons starcraft 2 has no playerbase is because it costs money
Yea just like WoW, right? It costs money too and no one plays it xD
>>135543180
>one of the reasons starcraft 2 has no playerbase is because it costs mone
Don't you mean because everyone with a brain is still playing BW?
>DOTA2 VS League of Legends becomes the most popular map of all time!
>Valve sees that the servers are crashing due to just how many are playing it. They go to monetize it
>Riot finds out and sues both Valve for hosting it and monetizing it, and the map maker.
>DOTA2 dies.
RIP
>>135543227
>Implying I don't play full rat no contact Lycan and wins games reliably by myself and only myself
>>135543339
As if Valve would ever allow a League map paid or otherwise.
By the way can you even turn off the input delay in the editor?
>>135543227
post matches
bet you dont even have a 70% winrate
>>135543227
>It's unreal how stupid these people are. And then the funniest shit is seeing them line up at mid at exactly 15:00. It's like clockwork how predictable it is, every single fucking game. They just stand there doing nothing from 15:00 to 17:00, both teams.
I remember that shit from when I was 3k too, no one cared the slightest if someone on the team was 300 gold away from a major item, they just kept doing standoffs in the mid lane with no vision.
>>135543528
yea set turn rate to 0
Is it okay to drink and smoke while playing dotes?
>>135542096
20 hr noob here, is there a hard counter for Invoker? I've been running into a lot of smurf Invokers, and I'm becoming rather annoyed at losing to them
For reference, I play Dazzle and Shadow Priest, and tend to offlane with a tank/nuker
>>135543730
Do whatever you want, mate. Not like the people on your team will be considerate so why should you?
>>135543786
pugna
silencer
and void, for void just run up and use your w on him
>>135543786
>tank/nuker
GET
OUT
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
>>135543907
I meant carry, everyone I know that plays MOBA's are League scum, and it has an effect on my terminology
>>135543786
>Dazzle and Shadow Priest
>>135543786
>dazzle and shadowpriest
>>135544084
No, I'm just masochistic
>>135544101
:^)
nice game dotards
>>135543313
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>135543339
>Riot steals everything from Valve
>Sues Valve
How would they get new content then, anon?
Huh
So after i researched hero builds in dotabuff i noticed that every single hero has an autistic mainer.
>>135544392
me 3
>>135544521
>me number 3
>me three times
>???
what do you mean by that?
>>135544675
(´・ω・`)
>>135544425
every single hero has probably dozens of autistic mainers
or hundreds if you count low mmr people that dont even get on the list
>>135544238
Don't think you get it, newpal.
What the fuck.
I've been watching the liquid vs eg game one. It's 35 minutes in. The score is 7-18 favouring EG. EG just teamwiped but they're a rax down. What the fuck? How can EG be so bad at dota? Literally getting 3 or 4 man blackholes and vacuum walls, but nothing happens and liquid still have the game. Even the networth lead was in EG favour all game long.
>>135544861
Americans just will never be able to beat EU in a relevant tournament. It's not their fault, it's hard coded into the game.
Resolution is the reason all russians go mid voker cyka blyat FUCKNIJGFNJFMKLH
>>135544425
I am a autistic queen of pain mainer. I never skill her dagger and prefer stats.i get mad when pros die playing qop because they put a value point in dagger and only have level one blink when if it was level 2 they could have lived.
>>135544861
EG uses gentoo
>>135545020
>use the best OS
>lose
Wat
>>135544745
No I don't
>20 hr noob
>20 hr
I didn't even know what kiting was until yesterday. Please spoonfeed as to why Dazzle and Shadow Priest are shit choices, and who the best hard support in the game is.I was a medic main in TF2, and that transferred to DOTA 2
>>135544861
peter is a fucking hack drafter who coasted on the success of sumails storm during dac and meme techies in TI5
EG has a good talent but their drafts are fucking dogshit
Guys I miss Soe
>>135545007
yeah it's totallyfiltered
>>135545180
When did Black^ grow long hair?
Holy shit , this place is dedder than dead.
Its like /wpsg/
Just kill it.
>CLQ CAPTURED BULLDOG AND BSJ'S FIRST KISS ON STREAM
is there anything this man can't do?
>>135545180
dont attack her from low ground then
>>135545007Agustina?
>>135545147
Being a support mainer is a bad idea.
But that's not even what you're not getting.
>>135544861
ppd was getting cucked at that time so he draged the team down
>>135545143
FreeBSD is objectively the best OS
>>135545295
Better dead than flooded with animeniggers
>>135545352
Then please tell me so I can stop being a drooling retard. I don't want to be a disappointment to my teams
How come Ixmike has been DOGSHIT since Ti 1 and literally haven't improved since then? Is he just genetically unable to get better at the game? He is a fucking failure
>>135545321
you're trying too hard with your tabs mate
>>135545517
too busy getting buttfucked by Fluff
>>135545321
Haha excellent tabs, very funny :DDDD
>>135545513
By now there are so many things but let's focus on the main thing.
Dazzle and Shadow Priest is the same hero.
>>135545014
Why does your anime girl have a cleft lip?
>pick safelane
>my mid is shit
>we lose after hour
>pick mid
>my safelane is shit
>we lose after hour
nice forced 50% dotards
>>135545842
If you hate the teammates valve gives you then find 4 people yourself.
serious question
how long would it take for you to touch a g spot from this point on?
for me it'd be quite long because no cash for whore and/or gf and I'm not that good at making one night stands.
>>135545703
Wow I am a drooling retard. In my extensive collection of reaction images, I don't have one that properly represents my staggering stupidity.I wanted to say Shadow Shaman
>>135545957
>no cash for whore
How fucking poor are you?
>be me
>looking for english subtitles for spotlight .x265 HEVC because I don't understand boston people talking
>can't find anything
What hero should I main before going to sleep doturds?
>>135545965
You mean rhasta?
>>135545965
>hard support shadow shaman
Hope Invoker kills you irl.
>>135545513
Play omni knight and abbadon too. They're really good defensive healers and you'll gain lots of mmr. Heal the most competent damagedealing idiot on your team and stick with him saving him from death.
>>135545965
>Shadow Shaman
Push towers.
>>135545957
Go post it in /adv/
>>135546043
very fucking poor
I'm just waiting for Duck Souls 3 to escape this shitty moba shit for degenerates.
Dude!
>>135546256
but they dont play dota over there so they cannot relate
>>135546362
weave
How long before one of you retards joins a team and enters a major so we can laugh at someone other than the failure that is Arteezy?
>>135543227
>Another person is smurfing in 3k
Try five days with eight games a day. I'm still completely stomping my smurf games proving to these morons that anyone below 4k just plain sucks at this game.
>>135546451
lmao
>>135546079
yes
>>135546096
If I do play Rhasta it's soft support, and I work with initiators or nukers to take down carries early on
>>135546463
Give me about 3000-5000 hours, then I'll be at the majors.
>>135546321
>play dark souls 1
>get some gear
>arrow some zombies
>I get to a part where there is a shiny armor mate that is protecting a door
>he has a huge stick as a weapon
>he kills me everytime
Great game you got there uh?
>have i7 920
>700w power supply
>660 gtx
>14gb ram
>dotard 2 on ssd
>game is fucking unplayable, max 80, drops to 50 on teamfights, but actually has visible frame lag spikes which makes it stutter and drop frames repeatedly
>frame drops when panning
i dont fucking UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING BADLY THEY ARE FUCKING THIS UP
THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO HAVE DECENT RIGS AND CANNOT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
AND VALVE DOESN'T FUCKING CARE
I HAD SOURCE 1 DOTA RUN ON A 5770 AND I GOT AN 80 FPS MINIMUM
>>135546616
>I work with initiators or nukers to take down carries early on
You really should only be doing that if you've got a solid tempo controller, it really hurts your win condition otherwise.
>>135546616
>another newshit using wc3 names to fit in
>strygwyr lothar the naix lmao
>>135546725
>nvidia
>>135546725
>Wasting money on 14gb ram
>i7
>660gtx
This is bait.
>>135546321
>>135546704
>play dark souls 1
>pick pyro
>win
Nice game???
>>135546725
>i7
>700w
>14gb ram
looks like prebuild shit
>>135546763
It's pubs, I take what I can get until I can start on ranked
>>135546793
It's faster to type Rhasta than it is to type Shadow Shaman. Of course, I can also say Rhasta the Shadow Shaman if that triggers you more. I don't give a shit about fitting in right now, I'm just trying to learn the damn game.
>>135546843
>amd poornigger
>>135546451
>Weaver
>His ultimate isn't called Weave
Dotards?
>>135546793
This game has very odd naming conventions. It's like, are the official names their titles or their names? Why is is so inconsistent?
>>135546463
>charging cash dollars for his stream
what a fagget
>>135546704
>get the game
>get shitfucked by Capra Demon 200 times
>give up on the game
>decide Ill destroy that cunt, I wont take the bullying anymore!
>finally kill him
>2 months later I completed a naked run
It is literally Trial and error: the game
>>135547169
>buying superior products for less money makes you poor
I love you nvidia fags
>>135546725
Use a real graphic card liek AMD
>>135546436
We don't fuck girls here, so we can't relate.
>no lesbian robot catgirl hero
dotards??????
>>135547220
He actually charges people to watch him be a shitter?
>>135547425
we've got a cockney butcher, what more could you possibly want?
>>135547321
>AMD user doesn't even speak english
As usual...
>>135547425
I'm intrigued, please tell me more.
>>135547550
a lesbian robot cat girl
>>135546843
>using ATI
>>135547683
>still calling it ATI
>unironically buying housefires and woodscrews
You don't even belong in /g/, >>>/r9k/
>>135547425
Yeah this games fucking shit
>>135547812
>d2g is /g/
I play dota on my shitty laptop from 2012 with intel graphics and i5 while I get 30 fps and 18 fps in teamfights like sonnieko while everyone here complains about their high end rigs to play a free game that has no requirements and whose player base exclusively plays it on shitty computers.
>>135547202
Razzle/Dazzle got to it first
>>135547812
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/is-the-eternal-pc-graphics-war-coming-to-an-end/
keep crying
>>135547947
>wanting a gpu monopoly
dotards???
Do you fags update the encyclopedia dramatica article on dota2?
Everyone could use some lolz about the paid mods, and shitshow of a major.
>>135547202
>weaver is literally the most powerful hero lorewise
>only uses his power to make himself go back in time 5 seconds
Dotards?
>>135547940
Even my shitty T420 (blaze it) managed to get 50 FPS in teamfights on lowest graphics
>>135546725
>cuckvidia
There is your problem
>>135548215
You can get a refresher and go back 10 seconsd
>>135546321
>google this just because
>chink letters all over my screen
How am I suppose to know which link has the cartoon?
>>135547425
>>>/lolg/
DOTA is serious business it it
>>135548167
I don't want a monopoly, but I do want a graphics card that doesn't require me to buy a 1000w PSU
>>135548176
>encyclopedia dramatica
Am I back in 2009?
That site is actually worse than reddit, the articles are just "[funny word] bla bla [funny meme] bla bla [funny reference] bla bla bla... xdddd"
>>135548243
I've played lots of fps so my laptop is probably burned out or something. Are you saying I should get moar fps?
>>135548338
>Lose 25mmr
>Win 25 mmr
Dotards?
>>135546843
>>135546910
>>135546956
>>135547321
>>135548338
oh cmon. im sure this is not on me. i dont feel compelled to spend money on another CPU or GPU, valve doesn't do a good job telling me whats bottlenecked
>>135547269
>implying all games are not trial and error.
>>135547947
>http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/is-the-eternal-pc-graphics-war-coming-to-an-end/
does this article mention how nvidia intentionaly hinders their older cards with drivers?
>>135548392
SHUT UP MORON YOU'RE GONNA EXPOSE THE META
>>135548432
>I do want a graphics card that doesn't require me to buy a 1000w PSU
Why?
>>135548448
>>135548456
Im not gonna spoonfeed you on what you should buy or know about computer building or getting the most out of your shit hardware
Kill yourself. You belong on reddit.
>>135546725
>i7
>gtx 660
wtf?
>It's a PC autistic nerds invade the thread episode
>>135548215
>some out-of-time bug
>most powerful
>more powerful than a universal Fundamental
>more powerful than an autist planeswalker with time control powers
>more powerful than (former) gods
>more powerful than the third Ancient
>more powerful than a worldsmith
u wot m8
>>135548516
They will kill the graphic card genre by monopolizing it because nobody else will touch it like blizzard killed rts and mmorpg.
>>135548516
Exactly why are you still using a 8400 GS or gt 220?
>>135548530
because 650w is cheaper than 1000w
>>135548660
*Timelapes back to prevent you being born*
Pssssh nothing personnel kid....
>>135548679
>rts is dead
Stop reminding me.
>>135548640
What is wrong with everyone? You only need average internet speeds, good ping and a shitty pc to win at dota.
>>135548612
you sound nice and personable
>>135548660
>forgetting the heat death of the universe
>>135548787
>tfw got 120fps with a 8800 GTS KO Edition on Source 1
Industry is shit desu.
>>135548660
*snips ur timeline*
>>135548857
can confirm, I'm running a Core 2 2.5 Ghz, a gt 550 and 3 gb of ram and can still play dota at 30 fps
>>135548660
Only ck can kill weaver out of all those. Those pussy supports ain't got nothing on weaver with a desolator.
>>135548920
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>>135548920
It wasn't a complete list. You know what I was getting at.
>>135549067
We're talking "lorewise".
Do people here play dota 2 at higher than 60 fps?
>>135549024
I fail to understand how people think anything below 60 is acceptable. Sure, once you're used to 60+ it might be harder to go back, but it is in no way unacceptable.
>>135548434
Where else can I read about the good old times? Nobody else archives memes.
>>135548920
weaver literally creates reality. the universe is encompassed within reality.
what's more, AA only gets super powerful as the universe draws to its end
>>135549246
>what is KYM
>>135549156
Im so sorry anon.
>>135549156
>111 mb
Nice hats
>>135549246
know your meme ばか です 先輩
>>135549182
Your pussy plays my dick at a higher fps you goddamn slut
UPDATING
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LoL has fucking Shaq investing in their game, what do dotards have?
in all honesty when do you think 6.87 is
has gabe called anyone else an asshole yet? he makes the dota competitive scene look so professional and not like a total joke
>>135548857
you don't even need good ping, only no jitter.
I've played a few games around the globe and it was barely noticeable. It's worse to play on local serves when there's DDoS/network problems going on, because then you have to deal with jitter, e.g. sometimes low ping, sometimes high ping. having a constant high ping is better that a jittery connections.
>>135549156
you keep doing this I don't understand why
valve will first release a shitty blogpost then 2 days - 1 month later we get the patch
here is how you do it
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/03/6.87-new-futa-arcanas-only-99.99
>>135549491
Patch notes on April fools day
>>135549491
End of april
>>135549182
120 here
>>135549182
>not playing at 120fps
>having any settings but texture maxed and animated portrait
what was that 111mb update?
>dotards actually thinking we're getting ANOTHER big patch before the majors
>four months later
>dotards actually thinking we're getting a big patch before TI6
>few months later
>dotards actually thinking we're getting a big patch
>>135549474
Whites.
>>135549519
Too bad my internet jumps so much.
>>13554918250fps at most
>>135549734
Hats. Valve adds hats to the game every week I think.
>>135549770
>dotards actually thinking we're getting a big patch before TI6
But we did get big balance changes before basically every TI.
You think TI4 memebacks were pocket strats pros figured out months ahead of time? No, that shit took most people by surprise because surprise, pros don't read patch notes until a month or two after.
Guys quick, find me the most advanced lone druid guide out there, none of this 3k pleb tier shit.
>>135549734
Drow has nice tits
>>135549781
Last I checked China makes up an overwhelming amount of this games playerbase.
>>135549965
No fuck you.
>>135549965
Drums , S&Y , Maelstrom , Basher , and Assaul Cuirass
post yfw wombo combo
>>135550016
But more Whites play dota than they do lol, which is why dota is more successful, it has real people playing it.
>>135550054all on the hero
>>135550071
Receiving or giving?
>>135542520
visage is nothing like the others, he requires the least micro, just tab your familiars familia
chen and ench can go suck a dick and meepo is a gold pinata
>Press """"""""""""""""PLAY""""""""""""""" Dota Button
>Look for Ranked Match
>10 min queue
>No matches at all
>mfw people genuinely believe dota 2 is alive
>>135550071
>>135549975
make sure you keep her well farmed.
>>135550054
What about radiance? Is it always core on the bear or just a meme farming tool?
>>135550241
radiance is a meme and should only ever be brought on void, spectre, tb and naga
>>135550071
>>135550241
Core on the bear and a meme farming tool. Aghs is core after that so your bear can attack while away from the hero.
>>135550216
mad 1hero babby
>>135550195
doesn't matter i enjoy both
>>135549182
I got 110 FPS but 100+ ping so it evens out
>>135550071
>Play troll
>activate satanic
>cleave down with battlefury
Nothing personal kids
>>135550241
>Implying you´ll be able to get radiance fast enough.
If you get the chance then yea. if not just go for actual items instead of a 30 mins radiance xddd
>queue up and hit accept
>enemy team picks all hard carry
>everyone in my team picks hard carry
>??? whatever I pick wd support
>not even 20 sec in game two amazon apes start screaming at each other in mic.
>Everyone in my team is raging in spanish
>they start bm-ing and typing in all caps in spanish in all chat
>I can't even say anything without them raging at me for speaking or typing in english
>Throw game primarily because our jugg has 600ms and dc's
>I queued up exclusively on a US East server
Can we just fucking lock the servers already? Please vote Trump.
>>135550151
>more whites play dota than league
>>135550560
Thoughts on jungle?
>the troll bf fucking idiot still posting
>>135550648
Shit. Lone druid is a better on lane.
Also you gon get your ass raped constantly if you´re on anything but 2 or 3k , where no one bothers to look ay the jungle.
>>135550151
>unironically being racist against asians
no wonder it's a dead game lol.
>>135549474
DOTA>LoL
>>135550637
Aahhh, the golden client days. Those were the real times.
>blue
>not red
fuck 2016 dota rly
>>135550524
That's not a wombo combo.
Wombo combo would be something like Troll + Void. Ult on every chrono.
Troll + AA Chilling Touch is also pretty good.
>>135543321
BW is free to play
>>135550863
>red dota won't come back ever
>>135550637
Ayy, I had teh same issue a couple of days ago. Fortunately, I can speak spanish, so I was able to shit on them too.
I had a good giggle even though our Dazzle kept feeding their carry, and we lost
>>135551270
It hurts.
>>135547457
$5 lel
>>135550863
>not wanting the 2011 client, which had no lag between the tabs
PLAGUEROOT, THE ANTI-TREANT
>Q - Nature's reveal
Slows the target unit and provides truesight over it (reveals the model like track) if it is near a tree
>W - Steroid seed
Heals the target ally and increases its movespeed by 28%. The ally will also emit pulses of damaging energy that will cause 15/30/45/60 damage per pulse to nearby enemy
>Living weapon
Deals damage per second to the target unit/building and causes attacks against it to deal raw bonus damage
>Barren land
Creates a 700 units radius where allies are hasted and have free pathing
Aghs scepter grants the ability: Shroud of the forest - Enchants a target tree which blocks vision for the enemy team in an area around it (Enemy can't see into it and if they are inside it they get their FoV greatly reduced). Barren land affects and heals allies near enchanted trees
>>135551261
?
Yes, and that's just one of the many reasons why everyone plays BW over SC2
Dodge radiant
>>135550810
>Chinese
>"""""people"""""
>>135550758
Stop obsessing over me.
>>135549474
we have GabeN and free heros
>decided to play ranked
>our team wants to go 1 level rosh
>we can clearly see enemy next to roshpit
>mfw we write glhf as we try to divert their attention from the fact that no one is contesting runes
commended everyone for funny game and ez 25
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i
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>>135551270
>>135551427
Guys I desperately need the UI sounds of the buttons pressed. Does anyone of you have these still saved somewhere?
Just want the battle pass to expire so people would stop fucking up games for their quests and shit
>>135550758
How else do you deal with mega creeps?
>>135551153
Troll + Any right-clicking gimmick is great.
Troll + Huskar
Troll + Tiny
Troll + Slardar / Spirit Breaker
Troll + PA
Troll + Alacrity
Troll + Enchantress
Troll + Razor Static Link
Troll + Clinkz
etc.
I miss playing Troll. I should pick him over Spectre if I can get a carry role.
>>135551763
By building deso crit AC and destroying all their buildings before they destroy yours
>>135550241
radiance is literally the best item you can get on lone druid and getting it before 20 minutes will often win you the game outright
the only times you shouldn't get radiance are when you need to fight super early, like 10 minutes
just don't die, it sets back your timing by a minute or two each time you do
also buy orb of venom for your bear
>>135551624
if you think progressing from 3k to 4k is hard then prepare to abandon your hope in trying to achieve at least 4.5k
this bracket is fucking hellhole where forced 50% actually exists due to sheer amount of retards, tryharders who play like shit, trolls, account boosters (and account boosted idiots) and people who afk after firstblood
>>135551758
I KNEW ADELAIDE DIDN'T BUY THE BATTLEPASS.
I LOVE YOU ADELAIDE.
>>135551790
Troll can't lose a 1v1 to anyone except ursa. I think......as long as you have satanic mkb and that shit
gib old UI sounds reeeee
>>135551925
>>Troll can't lose a 1v1 to anyone except ursa. I think......as long as you have satanic mkb and that shit
>trying to compare carries in a vaccum
lmao kid
>>135551790
Don't forget the absolute meat grinder that is Meepo + Troll. You think Lycan pushes hard, 5 meepos with stat items and troll ulti will take a full tower and racks before your TP is done channeling.
>>135548215
>weaver
>more powerful than God
>>135551925I bought it though
>>135551624
tfw 3970
I
CAN
DO
IT
!
>>135552197
>>135551624
post dotabuffs
>>135552181
>>135548215
>>135552160
Ancients > AA > Weaver > anything else
>>135552160
KotL isn't god ya dingus he's a fundamental force of the Dotaverse, namely Light and Order. The same way CK isn't the devil, he's just a part of the universe personified. If anything Elder Titan would be god but Dota doesn't really keep track of all that
>AA is the embodiment of cold before and after the universe(s?)
>The universes that the Titans created
>That the Weavers tend too
>Meanwhile all 3 die to a schizophrenic Keen in a suit made of chainsaws
>>135553005
Chainsaws>universe powers
>>135553005
>light isn't god
>chaos isn't the devil
bruh
inb4doomtards with muh lucifer
>>135550054
>S&Y
>paying 4k for 15% movespeed and a 30% slow
triggered
>want to play dota
>mind not be well because ear infection and high congestion
>can't focus and hearing is worse
i just want to get mmr....
>>135543786
>invoker
pugna or silencer senpai
his new damage over time+silence will fuck him up and pugnas ward will melt him down because muh 100000 spell combo
Who are strong carries right now, and why did they ruin my precious void?
Can I get some Sniper tips?
>>135553832
Play something else.
...
Hey!
http://strawpoll.me/7110655
tfw no TRUMP hero
why the fuck should i play this shit game?
>>135553832
Smurf. Smurf until you cannot smurf anymore
>>135553690
slark spectre sven
How do you snipe couriers with NP or BH?
Is it even worth it in 2kish unranked games?
>>135553915
Earthshaker
>>135544392
I think it's from Bakemonogatari
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>>135554050
>Bakemonogatari
?
That's the gay swimming show though, what the fuck are you on about?
>>135554071
It's not even updating. Fuck off.
>>135551438
This would actually make for a pretty cool hero
>Living weapong + some DoT like venomancer's passive
