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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>135398060
What would the ff equivalent of a white russian be? I need to know for rp purposes.
>>135429564
Male Roegadyn
xth for Vjera and hotpockets.
Uhm Ala.
>>135429564
A brown lalafell
hello x2
Guess Shitpuia's OP got shat on. Kek.
I want to fuck a c@
Someone just called me "she".
Does he actually think I'm a girl? It's not supposed to be a RP group
xth for biggest whores on gilgamesh and balmung.
(´・ω・`)
Does anyone here like au ra...
>>135429623
I think he's talking about the drink. Hopefully he's roleplaying as The Dude.
>>135429754
why do you still post? you don't get the attention you used to receive and everyone's pretty much turned their backs on you by now on accusations or things you've done or been a part of.
What color should I dye my slut gear?
(repost)
>>135429153
I've actually been to Balmung before. It was okay, but not exactly my cup of tea and I don't do any RP'ing.
>>135429189
My god, finally someone other than me that hates the Cactuar server. Most of the fc groups are the most AIDs infected, salty circle jerks I have ever seen. If ever you want to quit the game fast enough, go to Cactuar and let the salt flow.
>>135429197
It's real estate and considering returning to the game, last thing I want is to rejoin a shit server.
BTFO HARP
T
F
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nth for axolotls
Reminder that Balmung and Gilgamesh are ridiculously overpopulated servers that are rife with drama and prone to crashes.
If you desire liberty and freedom from tyranny, you would do well to put yourself on any other server. Forge your own path and find your destiny elsewhere.
>>135429891
>thav
Out.
>>135429805
Can your empty void be wher my serpent lies?
>>135429916
>cross thread linking
>no (you)s for the phone game
why?
>>135429891
colour it like afantasia into a better looking character
>>135429302
>main on dorky purple squid server
Damn, I don't have any nice clothes there, let alone a character, oh well
>>135429564
>white russian
Catboys have the squat emote but Midlander Hyur's are most physically similar to the average russian male.
Track suit glamour set when Yoshi.
>>135429937
LikeExodusjust kidding the economy is destroyed by gil buyers.
>>135429937
How about SE just merges each data center into one server and makes use of that zone instancing system they implemented for 3.0 that hasn't been used since?
>>135429772
When your character looks female, you will be called a she till you let out your manly voice on voip or take offense to pronouns.
>>135429864
you already fwarkin said that ya dumb dawg
>>135429926
Such a nice spot to fish
>>135429971
Yeah sure come to my house
>>135430063
kids could you lighten up
I swear to christ AST is going to make me have an aneurysm in pvp.
How the fuck do I counter these shitters; there's no way to interupt their heals and the only time that anything is actually done is when they mistakingly run towards the other side of the map for a brief second where i chainstun them.
The aspected benefect nerf doesn't seem like it worked at all.
>>135429937
They're a good place for nudes though, little miss vaginal discharge provides.
>>135429754
the ugliest c@
>>135430126AND THEN YOU LET IT INSIDE.
>>135429916
Come to Jenova, before the Mateuscats take you.
>hit level 37 with MCH
>realize my muscle memory has adjusted to the playstyle of managing a bunch of short timer CDs
>realize I am now bored
When does MCH pick up again?
>>135429805
I hope...
>>135430063
actually somebody reposted it for me?
lol.
>>135429864but why???
>>135430153
you don't
stop taking PvP in this game seriously, it's an unbalanced clusterfuck
>>135430153
Either go on PLD and stunlock them so the group can focus, or designate one team member to hassle them so the rest of the party can down their DPS/tanks instead.
wheres your thread, carried through the manipulator
>>135430153
>playing PVP
You deserve every single bit of frustration. I hope you never see another WHM/SCH again.
>>135430198
>lv 37
lol
>>135430031
>tfw gil is ridiculously valuable on my server
Small numbers are comfy
>>135430301
Please see >>135430292
>>135430153
>tfw I'm getting my AST ready for pvp just for the saltmines
>>135430153
>People taking PvP seriously.
People like you are why I could only get to rank 40 afking on a flag. If you people didn't try to demand good things from Yoshi then I wouldn't have to run around between flags to afk on.
CATBOYS
>>135430376
Harp's posts should be automatically reported.
>>135430175
Are youcoming over or not
>>135430221
Me too
>>135429557
oh wow...
Skater cats
>>135430487
Chemo's posts should be automatically reported as well, but you don't see that happening all that often do you, boyo?
>Sugi already has his claws in Noriko
Can anyone stop this mad ebin before they break any more hearts? Im getting tired of this
>have two phantas left
what do?
>>135430457
catboys need to STOP using this hair
>>135430617
he should be blacklisted for what he did to beepy
>>135430617
Shut the fuck up sugi
>>135430617
what happened with Crabbywhales to provoke this new thirst?
>>135430617
Tell them to get away from Gilgamesh and Balmung, literally solves all their problems.
>>135430617
Sugi doesn't get his claws in people, he desperately tries to cling to them and eventually they get tired of it and tell him to fuck off. The only exception to this is Creepyscale who ended up falling for Sugi and pushed him too much.
>>135430031
>Furniture and music roll markets dominated by a single man that also owns atleast 6 houses and three free companies.
>Armor markets dominated by 2 to 3 people.
I didn't get much into the market in my short times on Balmung and Gilgamesh but I saw enough to know normal markets aren't supposed to be like this.
>>135430153
You should be more mad at SMN. We just make them live longer.
>>135430769
Somebody gets it.
>>135430723
What did he DO? He wont talk to anyone anymore his heart is destroyed
>>135429891
>>135429950
>>135429990
Good contribution, thanks.
>>135430817
I'm like 80% sure some of them buy gil
It's why the spam is so bad here
Autist will now stay up just to force himself into the next thread, lmao
>>135430817
Food market on Sarg dominated by 2 assholes that own 5 plots and had 2 FCs with mansions.
Fuck this world.
>>135430616
>Reporting ban evaders.
google the word "futility"
>>135430769
Thats because Scrappywhales was fucking insane in the first place and apparently nobody noticed. Sugi is a magnet for wild cards
You can never stop the party bois.
untz untz untz
best NA server that isn't balmung or gilgamesh since ill probably have to pay my way into them
>>135431179
On the first ring.
>>135431045
>Someone escapes from prison a lot
>Guess the authorities should just give up since hes so good at getting out
>>135431137
Cactuar, mateus, ultros. In that order.
>>135431137
Literally any server is fine. None of them are truly "dead" and there's bound to be someone from this thread on them.
Come to Mateus and I can cook up some things for you! And we can raid and pvp together if you'd like.
>>135431218
>someone who takes lives of others and people who are paid to track these people down
VERSUS
>people posting their characters in the general of the game it came from and people who do not get paid to keep tracking them down
anon, i...
>>135431137
what defines best. if you care about population then excalibur, leviathan or hyperion but you might need to wait until off hours to join those
or if you want to join a dead server jenova is comfy, also you can join those mateus cats
>>135431179
Can't wait for the resurrection this week :^)
>turn off tank stance
>healer complains he has to heal me too much
>turn on tank stance
>everyone else complains I'm not contributing to dps
Well what the fuck do you want me to do?
>>135431218
>"prison" is a pair of fruit loops hand cuffs.
>Just do it some more, maybe it'll work this time.
>>135431394
ideally decent population, economy not totally garbage and decent raiding
>>135431484
Do what you want and fuck their whining as long as you get a clear
>>135431484
I want you to do what you want to do.
>>135431536
Ultros then
>>135430769
Sugi is really nice and a good friend if you're in his clique.
If not he is going to take potshots at you all day and kick and scream if someone dares to invite you to one of his parties.
>>135431125
But we can stop your autistic ass from forcing itself into the OP.
>>135431342
Is there cookies?
>>135431342
This is feeling awfully reminiscent of ye olde Gilgamesh charade. It's even got another mint cat too.
>>135431484
If you're using cooldowns appropriately, tell your healer to stop being a bitch.
>>135431125
why'd you stop showing your ugly mug in the discord?
get bullied too much?
what happened to the friendly thordan clears, I figured you'd bring it into sephirot as well
>>135431484
Such is the life of playing a useful role in the trinity.
>>135431664
Looks more like the Odin shilling to me.
>>135431396
the niggerection
>>135431636
uh when has that ever happened
>>135431728
Why would he do Sephirot with vg when he could do it with his static?
>>135431659
There is cookies.
>>135431664
I honestly just play green haired cats in games I can typically. I have no clue who tofu is. I barely hit 60 in 3.1
>>135431849
why would he have done thordan when he could have done it with his static
he liked to help out the vg community don't you know
>>135431760
Odin was literally just scatters pooposting for attention. The second Ayase gave some to him he ditched the server and has been shit talking it since.
>>135431616
alright, i was thinking of ultros from what i had gleamed from looking at serversnow to get bored in 2 weeks like i do with every mmo but at least im only on trial
>>135431872
Is there a forming static on Mateus?
Are you sexually active?
You gettin' money?
>>135431179
Hang up
Turn off phone
Throw phone into elephant's foot at Chernobyl
>>135431342
Only if there's ERP
>>135431872
>I have no clue who tofu is.I never mentioned Tofu.
>>135432002
not them but if you're on a server like balmung you can easily just cash out on a certain item and flip it for 3 times the price on mateus
>>135431775
>who is naka
>>135431728
His Sephirot tanking fiasco saw the light of the day.
>>135432156
probably because people are constantly saying those two cats are tofu and paks the past week
We have suffered the shitpuia for long enough today.
It is time to prove them how frienship is power hugbox will bring ruin to general.
>>135432337
>what is banter
sugi loves naka
>>135431973
Not the person you're replying to, but just give a post if you want a leveling buddy. I was going to start a tank job soon so I could help with queues of you need.
>>135432451
lol
what should I be putting in stats for WAR?
>>135432002
Mm not sure how I'm going about it, because of the way things are here I'm moreso helping people through Seph EX that show they could do pretty well with the gear and helping who asks. But I am probably looking to create a solid static sooner than later.
Yes but don't take it the wrong way.
You can make gil when you transfer if done right.
>>135432138
pls
>>135432156
You have accused me of being tofu everytime I post for the past 5 days I think.
>>135432507
VIT
>>135432507
VIT>STR>acc (to cap) >crit>skillspeed>det>PIE>DEX>MND>parry
>>135432507
Vit > Str > Acc > Crit > Det > SKS(SKS > Det for IV materia)
>>135429737
kill yourself
>>135432507
Bonus attributes go into VIT, all fending. For materia, meld STR if not capped on main stats, otherwise crit if it isn't capped, det if it is.
>yfw the spammer is harp
>he didn't get his OP so he's spamming now
>moonrune hour AGAIN
can't you just wait until maintenance or something, so i can focus on the 2 weeks worth of work i havent done when the game goes down
At least moonrunes are better than having to hear about that fucking leech Sugi again.
>>135432575
>but don't take it the wrong way.
What did you even mean by this
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>>135432795
I literally didn't know he was spamming until he tried to pin it on Harp. Which is funny because he's spent the past several days trying to pin it on Abe. Add a filter line.
>>135431342
hello clown cat, do you give head
>>135432850
they're probably fucking the purplecat, but they wont fuck you
>>135432451
I'm not sure about that, Anon.
>>135432575
The only pls is "yes pls".
Man, Hoary Boulder is a pussy. He lasted like 5 seconds
>>135433030
>not fucking purplecat in the same room with /em and /say and inviting them to sit and watch
I already have the Lore Tank chest and I have enough to get the Pants or two from Head/Arms/Feet, which?
>>135433270
Get head and feet and Midan pants.
>>135433175
>That one quest was the one time where you got to be cool in the MSQ.
>It was just beating down two voiceless side characters that aren't even important enough for separate triple triad cards.All I want is to impress Yugiri-chan so she'll notice me.
>>135433406
Sadly Midan pants are very far away, if ever for me. But I was thinking of Head/Feet anyway.
>tfw being ignored.
>>135431385
Chemoposter isn't about posting characters. He's about stalking and harassing people as well as playing with his own feces so he can show everyone online that he did.
>PLD main for this patch
>Usually MNK main
>After I buy the tank set I get to buy the exact same shit for MNK
Why couldn't one of them have been Ravana armor.
>>135433695
They already ran out of idea for armour design.
They have to stretch this primal shit out
>>135433574
Ignored by?
Any suggestions on how to find a serious endgame group? Every group I have found is a dud and they don't take raiding serious, but instead laugh about people dying and cracking jokes all the time.
This is an agent of the ebin elimination committee
Post a name of an ebin and I will share with you the information from our dossiers.
.
>you will never be your avatar
>>135433939
What qualifies as ebin?
>>135433823
A long shot.
>Ring ching chong posting
Does /xivg/ have the most autistic posters?
>>135434210
>not filtering it
for what purpose?
how do i not be autistic and actually try to make friends
>>135433020
Seriously at this point who isn't the spammer
>Someone says something negative/bad towards X ebin
>spammer who has been here for over a year shows up
>IT'S OBVIOUSLY THEM!!
>>135433939
>This is an agent of the ebin elimination committee
Eliminate yourselves. From real life too preferably.
>>135434371
Come to Mateus for a start, I will be a good friend.
>>135433939
Naka
Awena
Nori
Elk
>>135434340
How exactly do you filter it?
>>135434058
>you will never marry your avatar
why do i suffer
>>135433393
>shitposter gets off on scat
>angry shitposter literally shits on scat fetishist to "teach them a lesson"
You sure showed them champ
>>135434380
The spammer is the same irrelevant nobody he's been for the past two years. The same nobody that's been trying to pin his various autistic crusades on a new person every time he gets a new crush on another avatarfag.
>>135433574
That's one dead server, even my low pop one has people in the Grid GC.
>>135434559
but i am no ebin
>>135433574
STAY RIGHT THERE
>>135434380
>puttputt attempts to throw people off his trail
>>135431705
holy shit, the absolute classic
>>135434648
>scat fetishist
Why do people keep memeing this
how the fuck do i get to quelling strikes without wanting to kill myself
>>135434895
give small details
>>135434578
[Settings] on the lower right of the page
[Filters & Post Hiding]
[Edit]
Take a sample from the post like 手配書 第十四章, copy it, paste it in the "Pattern", then fill out the rest. dont use /'s in "Board"
It will take a few different samples because there are a bunch of characters but all of this is copied and pasted and used before. Do this a few times and you will auto filter him
>>135434941
bot
>>135432371
>tanking fiasco
what meme have i missed?
>>135434895
Only the strongest of chemotherapy must saved for event like this.
I will retreat for now.
>>135434895
Any paladins around that mind posting their hotbar? Lost my settings and i want to see if i can try a new setup
>>135434896
Because they're literally retarded.
>>135434858
The best part is it's all going to come back to him some day. I can only hope I'm there to witness the retribution come crashing down on this scumbag.
>>135435036
any time harp tanks its a fiasco
>>135435036
dunno, last time i asked fucking nobody knew, they just bring it up
>>135434895
>posts this
>nothing will happen
The ebin levels have reached their maximum capacity, I must retreat for now.
I shall return, /xivg/
>>135435007
>>135434578
Oh one last thing I forgot to add, if you have multiple tabs open, CLOSE THEM, or it will not save properly
>>135435161
I miss this meme.
Got my doritos, mountain dew and a can of cool whip. Time to sit back, relax, and see what epic things /xivg/ will cook up tonight!
Don't let me down! I'll be playing XIV in the down time.
>>135435108
>>135433939
bgc@
>>135435064
>every single fetish is black and white, if you like x you have to like y part of it
Yeah, sure buddy.
>>135435387
>>135435502thanks
>>135435387
do you play on an atari 5200 controller
>>135435108
>>135435387
>>135435901
Fuck off retard.
>someone whispers you
>it isn't a gold spammer
>>135429231
go away
>>135435901
Answer me this: What do you do with a dick? You suck and get fucked by it. So, if you like futa, you like gay shit. It's obvious and I'm 100% sure you're trolling or just retarded and can't put two and two together.
Which is better for summoner?
>>135435387
But what race/gender for my Ninja?
>>135436043
Someone told me I looked nice and asked why I wasn't in a free company earlier and it felt amazing.
>>135431705
haha holy shiti want to eb guffy and be the only one he's nice to
>>135436153
anything but male c@ and femroe
>>135436113
Eikon, you're a shit SMN if you can't tell that
>>135429231
some times I wonder if Rauhban thinks about making his adopted son into marrying into nanamo because he cant stick his dick in that without possibly breaking everything
pippin would also break everything, but not in a grotesque way
>>135436229
thanks, i'm literally retarded and wasn't sure if the 10 int was worth it or not.
>>135436059
What if you only like futa on female
>>135436043
Sauce on the pic
>>135436153
Ronin.
>>135436216
Nah, was meant to bait thefuta fags
What do you usually do when you are bored?
I find lowbie players and powerlevel their off classes so they can get to the jobs or run dungeons with them and help them out.
What about you guys? I need more ideas on how to spend my free time.
What do I purchase first with lore, tank chestpiece or the pants.
>>135436216
You are quite literally retarded my man.
>>135435892
How do you sleep at night?
>>135436395
chest
>>135433939
Muscle Wizard
>>135430398
Wah
>>135436318
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2662625
>>135435901
Answer me this: What do you do with your feet? You step around in nasty smell socks with them all day. So, if you like feet, you like germs and fungus. It's obvious and I'm 100% sure you're trolling or just retarded and can't put two and two together.
>>135435387
Hi, can I have a /laugh please?
>>135436059
What about reverse futa?
>>135436540
Why do you want all these emotes from me?
It's getting a bit suspicious at this point.
>>135435901
Answer me this: What do you do in BDSM. You violently harm people and violate their rights. So, if you like dom/sub, you like murdering people. It's obvious and I'm 100% sure you're trolling or just retarded and can't put two and two together.
Does any have a baby's guide to playing nin at 60? I'm 58 and should hit 60 in a couple of days.
>54 nin
>60 bard
Do I keep playing bard or switch? I don't know which is better, just that WM pisses me off.
This elf is a penis
Do you guys like oviposition?
>>135436679
Go NIN
>>135435901
You're asking a loaded (haha puns) and specific question there. You are stating the practical function and purpose of a disposable undergarment, yes, but who says that's the one and only thing to possibly derive some sort of kink from them? There's light bondage aspects, humiliation of being in something INTENDED for other purposes or for someone lacking control, cuteness, could go on.
What exactly is your guys' problem with going out of your way to shout and scream because someone happens to find women in disposable underwear kinky?
>>135435901
Answer me this: What do you with a vagina? You shove hard objects into it in order to release a fluid. So, if you like vaginas, you like bludgeoning, hurting, and killing women. It's obvious and I'm 100% sure you're trolling or just retarded and can't put two and two together.
>>135436632I just think that you and your character are cute. Always cheers me up when you do it.
>>135435387
your character is so gorgeous, never in my entire life have i been jealous of someone elses character before now. mine is a 10/10, but yours is like 10.1/10
AST
Pvp
Nerf
When
>>135436486
what is this meme supposed to be
>>135436773
only if its extremely large eggs andscreaming
>>135436846
I always thought the psycological aspect of that kink was to be demeaned/treated like a child or someone useless but that would fall under humiliation i suppose.
>>135436996
AST already had it's shields nerfed by 50%. Get good.
>wipe once
>nobody is doing mechanics
>"gj all"
>Has the burger king crown
>Is a shitter
every time
>>135436996
Aren't there big pvp changes coming tonight?
>Krile is the slightly snarky but overall loveable potato companion that we've been missing out on for years
She's gonna die ain't she?
>>135437171
here's hoping
also, go away
>>135436730
You better not try stealing my husband.
>>135437146
>"I just like the crown"
I like to call them king retard
>>135436279
>Dad I want to marry the Sultana!
>Ya'll better square up and get your nikes young nigga you ain't 'bout to be lookin' at Nanamo sidelong lest you beat me at Blitzball.
>>135437016
It can be, but just like with anything not everyone is into things for the same reasons/thoughts.
>>135436996
>Give Aspected Benefic a 2 second cast time while under Nocturnal Sect.
>Increase Lightspeed's CD to 180 seconds while in PVP.
>Casting cannot be interrupted by regular attacks, but by a certain percentage of the caster's HP being taken away in a single attack (20% or more).
There, just balanced every DoM in pvp.
>>135436846
I can understand the humiliation aspect, but a diaper only has one intended use. And the only people who wear them that aren't babies are people who have unfortunate problems and need to wear them.
why doesn't ippiki ever hang out on the bench?
hes the most ebin of them all
>>135437016
>>135436846
>>135435901
>>135437313
>>135437346
The bigger question is why is this even a topic of discussion here?
>>135436659
Keep up huton and bleeds, use suiton/trick attack whenever available unless you otherwise need to save it for specific burst or something else and use aeolian edge as filler for when there's nothing else to do. Raiton is your filler mudra. Don't be a doton NIN.
Over 4 enemies use death blossom and multidot if there's 2-4. Doton if you know 2+ enemies will stay in it for the full duration without moving or getting killed, katon if not. Goad is your best aoe ability, give it to the MNK/DRG/WAR so they can make up for your impotence in that department.
Remember, if you can't hit a positional, dancing edge is higher potency than aeolian or crush from the wrong angle.
