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>>135361550
DRK is the worst designed job in the history of FFXIV.
xth for c@s
xth for above average but not elite
Pew.
>>135398182
If Grit was off GCD and Blood Weapon gave more MP, it'd be tied with WAR for best
xth for Vjera
xth for blm
>>135398293
xth for you're a 33 year old man that lives with your parents and shits on printouts and you'll never get a life
http://www.gotoquiz.com/which_ffxiv_race_are_you
Post results!
(Remember to not pick an actual race at the end to fuck up your results!)
Mateusc@s here
Lets play {The Finer Miner} together
>>135398454
that's really pathetic when you read it all in a sentence
>>135398240
Agreed.
>>135398182
that's not WM Bard. Talk about fitting a square peg into a round hole...
>>135398240
Drk still lacks something as broken as Storm's Path and Inner Beast
>tfw no femroe gf
>>135398657
Reprisal and Delirium are both really fucking good
Hello?
>>135398745
>Delirium
Only magic damage
>Reprisal
Only while MT'ing
They're good, but not that good.
>>135398848
hello, below average looking midlander
>>135398864
>Only magic damage
Which is all raid-wide AoEs.
>Only while MT'ing
Which DRK is designed to be.
The other differences are that DRK doesn't lose DPS by using either of these, it's on parity with WAR's tools
>>135398864
You can use dark dance as an OT during fiendish rage and you are almost guaranteed a free reprisal.
>>135398983
Hello, anon
I cant stop thinking about male au ra.
>tfw you lot and win a card even though you already have it and other people said they want it
>>135398190
pirate c@
>>135399492
>tfw you act like a self-absorbed piece of shit
Hah guys look at me so funny and badass right hahahahahahaha xDD
>>135398848
Who is this hearing feeling thinker?
When is this free login supposed to start happening? It's the 16th now.
My account is inactive and has been for a while now, but whenever I try to log in, it just kicks me back out.
>>135398182
It's bad but i think smn is worse.
>hit contagion 5 times after using another off gcd tri disaster
>still doesn't extend the dots until a gcd later
>>135398983
Thats classic minfilia.
>>135399648
Are they ever going to fix SMN?
Even after HW, It's still the least played DPS class
Midlanders?
I want to be an ebin but I need a good nickname first.
>>135398404
xth for superior caster lb
>>135399896
why do you want to be hated?
>>135399896
Sertur Trauner
>>135399886
>hiding your cute self
Seto pls
>>135398182
Explain why it's terribly designed. It's been the most fun to play, for me. It's been a nice mishmash of war and pld but isn't heavily dependent on tp. I've seen people complain about mp generation, but the people are terrible, not the job.
The only thing I hate is grit being on global, but I understand what balance is.
How about a screenshot with your character and a minion of your choice?
>>135399896
I've named like 5 ebins. Post your toon and I'll dole out a proper name.
>>135399498
ugly, ugly, ugly!
>>135400159
How about you fantasia back to an acceptable race you dirty potato
>>135400159
go away
>>135400197
Which five?
What ebins are yet to get EB'd?
If you could force any two ebins to EB, who would you ship?
>>135400197
no one wants your shit-related names chemo
>>135400058
People get mad when I post...
>>135400115
Does Grit still interrupt your combos?
That bugged the hell out of me, honestly.
>>135400341
no tank stance does anymore, 3.1 was a nice set of tank changes except for the damage nerf
>>135400209
rude desu
>>135400285
I'm not sure if I'm actually considered an ebin or not but I'm not EBed and the spammer likes to target me whenever I post with a picture.
>>135400436
that was 3.2
>>135400285
Seto+Creepyscale
I think it would turn out interesting
>mom wont let you be an ebin
fucking bullshit, everyones doing it
>>135400341
It doesn't, but it'd be WARverpowered if it wasn't on gcd lock, which'd be nice.
>>135400586
my bad yes
>>135400635
It shouldn't be on GCD lock considering how much fucking MP it costs.
Just kill yourself
>>135400323
shitposters are not people, silly
Best hairstyle for femelezen? I dont like hiding my ears.
>>135400280
Gorilla is one I cherish and exalt whenever he posts.
I don't remember the others, I've been here too long.
Don't you want to be an ebin?
>>135400759
how horrible
>>135400759
fuk that thing
>>135400159
>>135398461
I got Highlander male when I'm a Midlander male.
>>135400708
It should be on GCD considering it gives its mitigation instantly. Don't want to keep losing MP from it? Stop Reactivating it so often and use cooldowns properly.
>With the chat mode in Say, enter any phrase containing
>>135400708
Never been an issue. If you have it off, you should have used bloodweapon and if you're not accounting for the mp you'll need to put it back on, or if you allow yourself to dip that low, its the person's problem not the ability.
>>135400916
I'm not saying I have a problem with the MP management but it's stupid as fuck that WAR has babby level stance dancing while PLD has mid-level and DRK actually has to be thinking about what they're doing when stance dancing.
>>135400959
>Everyone turns to look at the faggot saying random phrases in say chat
>They all quietly laugh behind your back as you utter "I'm here!"
>>135401008
>>135400916
>Never been an issue.
Again, it's not about it being an issue so much as it being objectively more work and thought about your actions than WAR which literally can switch between stances between the GCD with no penalties either.
WAR is truly the tank for babies.
>>135400959
I camp the areas where you have to do that shit and stare at people who do it
>>135401064
>Uhm Ala
>"Nigga do I look like Uhm Ala to you?"
>Uhm Ala
>"Hah. You might as well mistake me for Jesus."
>Uhm Ala
>"I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOU OUT BITCH DON'T EVEN"
>Uhm Ala
>"Yeah bro thanks for the flea medicine. Thank god it won't be a problem anymore. Except the next day. And the next day. Maybe not the day after but you'll have to deliver this to me pretty frequently. It is clear the problem is not resolved at all by your package."
>>135400959
>it's a /psych episode
>>135400759
typical warrior
>>135401274
/psych is cool as fuck on hyur
>>135400285
Naka with me
>>135400285
ippiki and his sister lol
>monks who cant top the dps charts
worthless
>50 roulette for challenge log
>amdapor normal
>catboi drg
>french
>no heavy thrust
>no debuff combo
>no phlebotomize
>falls off on demon wall
Hurry up muslims, more terror attacks please
>>135400285
I wanna eb a ebin
>>135401557
Why are you using ques other than English? You're setting yourself up for failure.
>>135401539
>SMNs that get out dpsd in aoe damage by a fucking NIN
uninstall amigo
>>135401483
Hi Kiki
Can't decide which character I want to make into my main, Highlander WAR or Au Ra BRD
Help me make up my mind because I'm an indecisive loser
>>135401539
>monks at all
worthless
>>135401618
Im using english, it doesnt help
>>135401539
It hurts me to see me to see a BRD outdamaging a MNK.
>>135401358
It's like they're taking a huge shit unless you mean the Highlander male one..
>>135401539
>wipe to enrage in Sephirot
>check the parser
>the MNK is getting out-dps'd by the fucking WAR
USELESS
FUCKING
CUNT
>>135401013
DRK. A thinking man's job.
>>135401760
yeah, that one
I assumed it was the same for midlanders
>>135400285
I want to marry Read
I have a strict no cats rule but Read, goddaaaaaamn
>>135400491
cute cute cute!
What is the most difficult job to play right now?
>>135401835
>my taste isn't usually shit but i can make exceptions!
>>135401760
a huge COOL shit
>>135401776
it's not a dps check bro lmao
>>135401919
read is like a diamond in an ocean of shit
>>135401913
the one i main
>Guy runs up to me and a friend out of nowhere
>PLD but he stoneskins both of us and does a few GCDs just 'cause
>Big black highlander with DW gear on, seems like a cool dude
>Fast forward to when I need to squeak in a little EXP to get to 53
>NT
>Waiting for a fate
>Look over
>See Big black highlander with DW gear on
>He's obviously a bot (idling in a weird area, DW gear still on even though he's 55, etc.)
Stay safe, my friend.
don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>135401913
Astrologian or something idk nerd
>>135402046
>poop stains in yshtola hair
>slutglam
>diamond
Nah, you're just sexually frustrated.
I really can't stand when people try to mock me and say "futa is gay". Futa is futa, it's not homosexual if there is no gay connotation added to it. Yes, I play a female Roe, yes I am a futa, but presuming futa is gay is ignorant and makes you look like a fucking retarded moron. The Discord for this place can be cancer.
>>135401987
literally the second and last phases have dps checks. they wiped to enrage. thats the check.
>>135398719
I feel you anon
>>135402209
here's your guaranteed (You)
>>135395936
(repost)
Forums and Shout are absolute shit without any redeeming factor. xivg is time dependatnt and I dunno much on the work in the reddit forums, so I have no opinion there.
>>135401013
WAR gets locked into stances for 10s and doesn't get the benefit of its tank stance instantly. DRK only has 1 stance that costs a decent amount of MP that can be dropped instantly. PLD's stances cost less, but both require GCDs to swap to them. Stances are balanced, they all have their own advantages. Stop whining.
>>135402209
>Yes, I play a female Roe
>yes I am a futa
Lmao fuck outta here
>>135402209
Some people just can't accept what a fantasy is.
>>135400759
how horrifing
>>135400219
>>135402186
>Heh, a fully clothed woman is ten times more beautiful! Like a flower waiting for it's petals to be plucked! M'laaaaaady! *tippy tip*
>>135402049
I'd take that ass to pound town and start a new life there
>>135402186
>sexually frustrated
granted. where do you think we are
I don't know why read is the exception to my dick but she slips through security every time like they don't ask for ID or anything fuck
>>135402049
I want to clog reads plumbing.
>>135401929
wow no
thats gross
>>135400759
>warrior tank
You have left the duty.
Speaking of MNK;
What's the rotations for MNKs in 3.2 and what's current setup if I want a Critical build?
http://strawpoll.me/7099064
Is it okay to be FemRoe BLM?
>>135402209
is futa gay though?
>>135402384
Or, you know, not low res models of catgirls in a video game aka real life women. Be less upset with your greentexting, please.
>>135402609
>transphobia: the strawpoll
>>135402668
yes, completely
>>135398182
2.X PLD was good but practically an incomplete class, so I'd argue it's worse designed.
>>135402209
Clairissa, just leave
http://strawpoll.me/7099073
>>135402546
>build
>>135402668
is futa gay?
did we, as americans, clear a8s in 2 weeks or 3 weeks?
questions that we'll never know the answer to
>>135402327
>Stances are balanced
lmao no they aren't. WAR clearly has the best and easiest to use stances.
>>135402886
Try playing all 3 tanks before making retarded claims.
>>135402853
I've been half a year, bear with me.
>>135402546
>build
Check out this faggot
>>135402668
No it isn't. Liking men is gay. Liking a penis on a feminine body is not gay.
To answer why does it bother me so much, it's the mlp of fetishes. Like ponifying everything every female character has to have a dick drawn on it because the people who like it can't fap otherwise or feel insecure, seeing another man on screen. It's not considered gay by the people who like it because they don't care for the dick as much as they care that it's just not a man in general but two women on screen. The very fact this is enjoyed by mostly NEET dudes living at home with no job or girlfriend alone says plenty about how insecure one must be in order to enjoy this stuff. It's not traumatizing to see it, it's frustrating. No self respecting woman wants to see guys circlejerk about epic drawings of male genetalia on a female body. This and Loli porn are genuinely abrasive and in your face fetishes of the 4chan community when it should not be anything more than a private niche fetish you don't talk about. The whole argument that dickgirls don't fall into a /d/ channel because it's a niche fetish is entirely just thinly veiled friend politics in play.
You don't want to upset what you think is a majority and I can get behind that. Don't tell me you believe these people completely justified in their actions if they threatened to leave unless you change things and constantly parade around like I'm the whiny one. The mindset people have that make them like this garbage is the very reason I think futa is the worst thing I've ever seen. The fact you tell me to ''deal with it'' is the most ironic part of this whole drama, given that you tried a democratic approach and the losing party, clearly the minority resorted to tantrums and threats towards you almost instantly. They couldn't deal with it. But I will. Hope that answers why Futa and people who like Futa belong in /d/ and don't get to post in /h/ in anywhere but here and why I think it's not even a fetish.
>>135402886
Grit is a better tank stance than Defiance hands down.
>>135402958
*It's been half a year, bear with me.
Also, now you can throw in mats on relics now?
why is bgc@ such a better bard than Abe?
>>135402803
define 'real life'
>>135403076
no one cares about your petty drama, fuck off
>>135400285
Meracle
>>135402327
>gets locked into stances for 10s and doesn't get the benefit of its tank stance instantly
Both of these are very negligible, especially since Inner Beast is a self heal and can be used instantly when swapping into Defiance
>>135403049
If Defiance was on GCD and wiped your Abandon stacks when you swapped, you wouldn't be saying that
>>135402956
I literally do. How about you take your own advice though since it seems like you clearly don't play all 3.
>>135403173
>if defiance was even worse than it is right now, you wouldn't be saying that grit is better than defiance
Literally what the fuck?
>>135402721
>bitch about slutglams
>get btfo and move the goalposts
>>135403153
It's not drama when it's true.
>>135402803
options should read
>yes
>I'm in denial
>>135403372
>le btfo
>le goal posts
lovin these buzzword retorts
>>135402968
Look at you trying to be witty. Keep it classy anon.
>>135403495
Options should read
>I'm in denial
>No
>>135403527
better than the nothing you're saying to correct your boneheaded original statement
>>135403173
IB didn't heal you for anywhere near that 25% missing HP without a Berserk crit, and now with the DPS nerf/HP gain the gap is even bigger. And because of how Wrath/Abandon works, WAR loses access to some of its strongest abilities depending on stance while PLD keeps access to everything and DRK only loses Blood Weapon/Blood Price/Souleater heal.
>>135402721
>so he screams about women wearing swimsuits and shit irl too
>>135403321
Swap the wouldn't around but my point is in the top post. Defiance's weaknesses are very gladd compared to the other 2 tanks
>>135403536
there are no builds in this game, there is no itemization. there's one right way to do things, and everything else is sub optimal
>>135403606
>denial
>for "yes"
I'm sorry for your recent(?) severe head injury.
>>135400285
Sera x Paks
>>135403627
Those are easily three of DRK's best abilities
>>135403495
>It's a "le no girls play video gayms XDDDD" episode
>>135402660
Yes, FemRoe anything is great
Not to attention whore, but I messed around a bit with the character selection and got 3 I can't really decide between, just want some second opinions on which seems the best of them.
>>135403627
No but it is a self heal, negating the "weakness" of Defiance somewhat
>WAR loses access to some of its strongest abilities depending on stance
But they can swap off GCD and use those abilities anyways, whereas PLD and DRK have to dedicate GCDs.
>DRK only loses Blood Weapon/Blood Price/Souleater heal
remove Blood Price but those are crucial to DRK, Blood Weapon is the only reason you even can TRY stance swapping and the Souleater healing is massive
>>135403909
i like that elezen
>>135403821
wrong poll, fuckhead
>>135403771
Blood Weapon/Blood Price don't impact DRK's tanking ability anywhere near as much as losing IB, and Souleater's heal is irrelevantly small.
>>135402609
>no nonbinary genderfluid option
>>135403821
How is that even relevant? Females enjoying futa are basically lesbians. It's a penis on a woman's body.
>>135403654
Yeah, you sound like a normalfag. Forget I asked.
>>135403939
Uhh there's no Elezen there.
>futa is not gay
>futa is futa
I wonder then if Yoshi is futa :3
>>135403909
I personally hate that hair for mooncat but it' s alright overall. Highlander is ok, white hair is eh. Remove lala.
>>135403909
All three are cute, but try a different hair on the highlander
>>135403909
mooncat
highlanders have ugly faces
and potatoes are potatoes
>Thordan and his evil british minions are escaping on an airship
>Estinien and I could jump it in some kind of cool murder javelin boarding action extreme
>maybe Dragonfire Dive and ignite the whole thing
>instead we just stand there menacingly and watch them leave
I have HAD IT with this class.
Alberic is a liar and gave me a counterfeit soulstone or something. They're all in on it.
>>135403681
You're the one with brain damage if you can't see how futa isn't gay. That or you're underage in which case you shouldn't even be on this website to begin with.
>>135403527
retorts to what? your observation has little to no bearing logistically to what was said. you imply slutty clothing degrades the value of a character. this is a SJW concept. you were made fun of for it. you went off on a completely different argument. is that not moving the goalposts? are you stupid or something?
>>135403909
>c@
generic as fuck, not terribly appealing
>Highlander
The face itself is pretty generic, I think you're using the popular face, but the white hair is kinda nice, I don't hate the yellow eyes, and the scar isn't terrible
>potato
plain, but cute. I like those huge elf ears.
I'd go with the lala
>>135404004
there are two polls, he was trying to be clever but is also blind
>>135403939
>>135404030
I think he's making a joke?
>>135404091
>>135404079
Got suggestions for hair? I'm still tweaking around here and there. If it helps, I plan on maining MNK so whichever looks better for that.
>>135403032
nice essay sera
post some more stinky feet
>>135404004
>Females enjoying futa are basically lesbians. It's a penis on a woman's body.
Thank fucking god not everyone here is retarded.
>durr genitals are all that matters
Literally like talking to children.
>>135403821
Why would we want a woman with a penis?
That's just stupid. The greatest asset of a guy is his chest in the first place.
>>135404323
you really can't ignore the significance of genitals though
to brush that concern off is ridiculous
>>135403032
>it's the mlp of fetishes
Retarded opinion easily discarded. Dunk your head in a toilet where it belongs, you shithead.
>>135403032
>go on /d/
>literally 80 percent of threads are futa
Like goddamn people post some monster rape or something
>>135404136
>Could have summoned the very powers of Niddhog himself to stop them
>Nah, just gunna let 'em go, can't stop them, too far away.
>>135404436
> you really can't ignore the significance of genitals though
> to brush that concern off is ridiculous
Yes you can because they're not as significant as you think they are. They're literally the same organs that just develop differently based on the hormones in the womb.
>>135404592
>they're not as significant as you think they are
That's your perspective and opinion.
>>135404336
You're dumb if you think there aren't women that like futa and shemales.
>>135404136
>could have holy'd and threw rocks at dem niggas. nah gonna put on my nikes and run at them with my stuff.
>haurche dying in my arms
>could bene/revive/cure
>lmao smilin like a hero bye
are there any WHM slutglams? the closest i can ever find are those bustier things but then i just look like nashu
>>135404510
Even when threads on /d/ specify "no futa" there are actually people who take offense to it, disregard the OP's request entirely, and/or derail the entire thread with whining that futafags are being discriminated against.
>>135403627
blood price isn't grit only. they only lose self healing and weapon.
>>135404737
coliseum shawl, some kind bikini bottoms with eso gloves and boots
automatic whore
>>135404684
Yeah, just like to say that they are is your perspective and opinion.
But your opinion doesn't change the fact that they're literally the same organs. Just one stays inverted and the other grows to exist outside of the body.
I play WHM and I like it more than SCH and AST.
I want to pick up a tank class, Which should I play?
>>135404737
>>135404896
pretty much the "liora" look for 4 months, but everyone's using it now.
>>135404967
You preference of healer has literally no bearing on which tank you'll like the most.
I don't get it.
I'm heavily researched the opener and rotation for Monk, and I've been following it perfectly, yet my DPS is still lower than other Monks I've seen.
Does food and pots really make such a huge difference?
Cats.
>>135404757
>mfw futafags are furfags who can't stand when others don't want anything to do with their fetish
>>135403937
>Souleater healing is massive
This. Each individual one is small, but enough to take me out of a bad spot if the healers aren't on point after a tank buster. Seeing as you should be alternating scourge and DA souleaters, you're healing yourself more frequently than a warrior would.
>>135404897
No that's great and all, and a good way of rationalizing your stance on this. I'm not denying the crux of your point (that they're originally the same organ). Just that you can't just brush off people on the other side of this issue because you're "right" about that.
>>135404263
Something less dykey would be good
>>135404896
>tfw
>>135405058
which tank is best? which tank is most fun?
>>135405068
Raising your stats at key points makes a difference? Hmm, could it possibly be true?
>>135405068
>do stat differences of potentially 150 points during bg burst openers really make that much difference
I dunno buddy you tell me
guys ;)
look at my ladies ;)
he he ;)
i raidies ;)
>>135404860
Even less reasons for DRK to complain, then.
>>135405117
>280/400 potency reduced by Grit
>relevant
lol
>>135405136
who's this whore?
>>135405156
WAR will always be in demand and it easily has the least clunky moveset.
>>135405136
Gimme some more.
>>135402209
Futa IS gay if it's dealing with men. It's extra hetero if it's futa on women.
on a scale of 1 to 10 how many of these are you going to buy
I want eight of each
>you will never be able to disable the Gauss Barrel's model
>you will never have better casting animations for the Gauss Barrel
I want to believe that the gunwand animation is because you're using your body's aether to power it or whatever, but I know better with SE.
>>135405412
i want that FAT CAT!!!!!!!!!!
>>135405285
>280
>I don't know the class I'm talking about
400 potency selfheal every 3 GCDs is pretty significant
>>135405360
She sold her account, which is a shame
>>135405091
>futafags are furfags
Are you competing for the dumbest post of the month award?
>>135405135
>Just that you can't just brush off people on the other side of this issue because you're "right" about that.
I don't, it's just that people on that side tend to be extremely abrasive about it and are quick to throw out insults or just outright deny actual facts when confronted with them.
>>135405085
kits kats kuts horsesfuckers
ITT: Sexually confused people talking about creepy fetishes and no XIV at all, not even avatarfagging c@s.
>>135405156
WAR
WAR
>>135405515
he meant getting the 20% reduction on that 400 potency. It was a shit comment, but he's right if you're worried about max damage. We were talking about healing.
>>135405579
if you could read properly at an 8th grade it's a hilarious commentary and very, very true
>>135404136
>could have shot the thordan nigga right there with my gun and rook turret
but nope, gotta go all anime cliches in cutscenes.
TALK ABOUT THE GAME OR DON'T TALK AT ALL
>>135405709
368 and 239 potency every 3 GCDs, then, not count Bloodbath or spammability with Blood Price
>>135405718
>very, very true
No it's not. Every single thing in existence has obnoxious people that like it that will try to force it upon other people.
To act like it's exclusive to things (and to things you specifically don't like no less) is stupid.
Tall motherly elezens who pet me, stroke my tail, and hold my face in her soft boobs.
Where do I find roleplay on Gil?
>healer whines every time I try to turn off Grit
Is there a guide on FXIV's graphical settings? I want to know what I can lower or turn off that isn't that important visually.
>>135404723
Those women are gay and dumb, is what they are.
>>135405623
>>135405831
Fuck you chemoposter. You wanted no "avatars" and now you're getting no "avatars".
>>135405879
lol futafags force their shit like no tomorrow, fuck off futafag go back to >>>/d/
>>135405958
Trying to hold aggro while stance dancing is retarded on DRK, even with WHMs popping shroud on CD it's a struggle
DoTs draw enmity, right? I know Salted Earth doesn't because ground aoe
>>135405623
We don't even have like dedicated npc waifufags like other mmo threads, it's weird.
>>135405917
>tail stroking
too lewd
>>135405989
>using gay and dumb as an insult unironically in the same sentence
Yeah, you're right, they are lesbians for liking futa, so in turn that makes futa not gay when liked by men. Because it's a woman's body just with some extra stuff to play with on the outside.
>>135406041
Nah, go fuck yourself. Anti-futa fags force their shit way harder than the other way around.
What cutscenes in the game show your character nicely? Entire body, not just face shot. Can be any msq/side quest, as long as it has its own cutscene in the diary.
>>135405917
come on mate, it's easier to post "summoning madoshit"
If anyone is thinking about the drillhair on Au ras.Don't do it.
On another note, why is it so hard for people to clear SephEX? Why is PF so bad?
>>135406157
I want this with genders reversed.
>erping with a futa
>they mention they have balls
>drop them immediately
Please learn the proper definition... Thanks...
>>135406181
>anti-futafags
Lel, it doesn't work this way faggot. You can't label the 95 percent of people who don't share your fetish "anti-myfetishherefags".
>>135406249
>Final Fantasy: Primal
>>135406367
drillhair more like uglyhair honestly
>>135406249
>4mb png
please kill yourself
>in dung
> MNK sprints just as we're about to fight
what the fuck
not the first time this has happened either are people that retarded
Hey /vg/, I just hit 60 with my first character and I realized I never did any of the Bahamut stuff. Is there any prep or should I just jump into DF and hope for the best?
>>135406460
>95 percent
>pulling statistics literally right out of your filthy unwashed ass
Nah, fuck off retard. And anti-futa posters are by far more vocal than futa posters are. Most of the time that futa gets brought up it's people bitching about it, not the other way around. And you can't forget the people who will come into a contained futa thread or discussion only to shitpost about how they think it's gay.
"I'm done, Steven."
What did he mean by this?
>>135406394
are you a cute catboy?
>tank moves toward boss
>pop all my buffs
>he stops
>initiates ready check
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>135405940
They have rp gatherings on certain days with like 50+ people. Don't know who to ask though.
>>135406558
Brain damaged.
>>135406587
>with my first character
Why would you make more than one?
>>135406701
"I am flawed"
What did he mean by this? I'll tell you! That he'll get himself into one 4chan relationship after another (must be with someone browsing this thread).
>>135406707
STRANGER DANGER
>>135404136
>People that claim the reason why you don't get to do anything in cutscenes is because they couldn't come up with variations for every job.
>Not even in the DRG job quests do you get to do any cool jumps in cutscenes.
Yoshi's just a shitter.
>>135406587
coil? it's not relevant anymore so you'll probably be waiting a long long LONG time for a queue to pop. i'd suggest trying to get people in your free company/linkshells to help you out with it or start a party finder for it. at this stage you can burn through most mechanics if you have okay dps, there are still some insta kill ones though.
>>135405502
>SE will never swap Gauss Round's animation with Rend Mind
>>135406764
I might make 2 more just to see the other city beginnings, but that's not the question.
>>135405349
>>135405652
Which cross skills should I take?
>>135406536
I know it is.
>>135406546
Don't know what happened there.
>>135406896
You're going to need to find people willing to help you that are understanding of you making mistakes if you want to do Coil.
>>135406648
Surely you aren't going to try and argue that futa is anything but a niche as fuck fetish?
Besides, you're the only one getting bent out of shape here, getting uppidy about a clearly made up and not meant to be taken seriously "statistic" I posted.
>>135401835
I am truly flattered.
>>135402451
I lol'd
>>135406707
P-people have called me cute before.
post thinly veiled attention whoring
>>135406930
>>135405156
if you haven't reached Heavensward yet, go for WAR.
if you have already, switched to DRK asap. WAR is for shitters who can't handle a real tank job but feel like they are superior than PLD training wheels.
>>135407043
>Surely you aren't going to try and argue that futa is anything but a niche as fuck fetish?
It isn't. There is literal data to back up that it isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
>>135407067
remove yourself 6 figures
>>135407157
DRK is just PLD with one of the training wheels removed. The other's still on there making it easy.
>>135407104
are you any goof at drg yet
>>135407157
Fuck off DRKposter
>>135406249
hi ultros sp@s c@
>>135406558
want to fuck some horses with me, flutterpan?
>>135407067
[handlebars noises]
>>135406764
I have five. RP, quest gil, quest materia, weekly lockouts on completion.
>>135407250
>DRK is just PLD with one of the training wheels removed.
This is what people who don't know shit about what they're talking about actually think
>>135407157
Leveling up all the jobs are incredibly easy. What are you going on about?
>>135406930
Flash, Awareness, Provoke, convalescence, second wind and inner release.
Replace Flash with second wind in later content. Have Flash at first.
>>135407416
that's actually pretty accurate to be honest lad
>>135407157
Ah, Dark Knight, fighting against your own buttons in order to get the most out of a subpar performance.
Oh, I'm sure it wasn't your fault though. You shady sort are always first to blame the healer when things go wrong, or was it the DPS that didn't output enough damage this time?
Not usually a problem for me, what with being on top of damage taken, damage dealt and healing done.
>>135407635
>>135403032
WHO CAREs
WHO FUCKING CARES
"I LIKE THIS"
"I DONT LIKE THIS"
WHY
ARE
YOU
ARGUING
SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAA
>sera hasn't killed himself yet
top quack
>>135407772
Clairissa argues about in it Discord almost 24/7, really annoying
>>135407541
It's a combo of war and pld. you're only seeing the pld bits.
>>135407349
hullo friend! good sp@s
>>135407772
some people can't jerk off without turning things into a debate
>Tank discussion hour
>>135407883
Kirito is SO lucky...
>>135407980
>tfw i invented a meme
i never thought id c the day
>>135406082
IS THIS ALPH OR AL
I WANT TO FAP BUT I DONT WANT TO BE GAY
>>135407835
I haven't joined the Discord but what is there to argue about? I don't think many people are going to think "Oh wow he brings up a point, I like these dicks now."
>>135407924
This is beautiful. This image is every single avatarfag. Diaper this bird.
My parses hurt.
This FC house smells like Spuki.
I wish I was at home being a catboy.
Why can't we talk about the game instead of fetishes/lack of a sex life/homosexual tendency?
Worst fucking general...
>>135407576
please stop I can't be lewd it's part of my contract
>tfw no FFXIV version of tinder.
Remember to train yourself to be the very best you can.
Or give up. Whatever makes you happy. I'm already rolling my eyes at doing my expert dungeon.
>>135407635
>from the bitch that posts feet all day then says don't hit on her
>>135408065
if you can't tell then it doesn't matter
>>135408137
hi stephen
>>135408137
Did you REALLY fantasia into ippiki proci???
stinky neet feet xddd
brown sugar xddd
kill urself my man
>>135408065
I think it's Alph. I don't think Alisae has worn that outfit yet.
>>135408102
They post massive dumps that notify everybody, then when someone asks that they don't you get >>135407635
Can't wait for them to cut down the dungeons per patch to 1 in 4.0.
>>135408242
hie
>>135408271
hand on the bible i had this one since release
>awena will never invite you to their house so they canbully you in private
oh
ok.
>>135408137
good smell
Made it to Balmung.
Where do I find a c@boy bf to bully?
Or cute c@s and lizardgirls to pet?
>>135407104
this should suffice
>>135403032
>>135407635
is sera the single most autistic person in all of xivg?
>>135407839
If DRK was anything like WAR it would actually feel smooth to play.
>>135408520
tree in limsa is full of them
>>135408454
fuck you
>>135408520
>fem au ra
nowhere, catboys are all gay
>>135408485
Who are you...
>>135408065
Alphinaud. If you get confused, Alisaie's earring is on the right ear and her outfit would be their old one still. Plus, I doubt she'll be getting Alphinaud's hw outfit since Tataru made it for him.
>>135408648
There has to be at least one straight catboy out there
>>135408571
She's a woman, she thinks her opinion matters more than it really does like every other girl. I remember her disgusting fucking hygiene posts. All I could think about when reading those is when I was staying at my friends house while younger and I found his sisters panties in the bathroom and there was like, fucking gravy or something inside of them. It wasn't shit, it was some rancid grey stank.
That's how I imagine Sera.
>>135408571
Is Sera the chemoposter?
>>135408796
What would possibly make you think that?
why
why do you treat this general like glorified chat room
don't you have a discord or someshit? a linkshell?
why do you insist on attention whoring here, literally nobody cares except for the people you already talk to regularly
>>135408796
check back later sorryjk
>>135408796
I'm a straight cat boyON GILGAMESH:^)
>>135408872
just get some filters.
>>135408102
basically people post hardcore-ish futa shit and ippiki "ignore shit you don't like" atros has to complain because the art doesn't look that good and talk about how nobody complains about what HE posts even though that's only because he is the only person who gets upset and complains about porn he doesn't like
and clairissa having an autistic 15 year old internet troll mentality has to respond and then they spend the next hour arguing about what is basically "don't post things that I don't like"
>>135403032
TRUTH
R
U
T
H
Based Sera exposing homos in denial
>>135408815
>All I could think about when reading those is when I was staying at my friends house while younger and I found his sisters panties in the bathroom and there was like, fucking gravy or something inside of them. It wasn't shit, it was some rancid grey stank.
Things like this are what make me okay to still have a penis even though I'm agirl
>>135408923
Do you like catgirls?
>>135408872
They have Discord, that's the problem. They were supposed to circlejerk there.
>>135408796
on balmung?
[ ] Doubt
>>135409008
Totally depends on the cat girl.
>>135408983
Better and easier times those were
>>135409021
eat shit whiny faggot
>>135408993
>agreeing with a retarded underageb&
You must be underageb& yourself. She's just butthurt that girls with dicks get more attention than she does.
>>135408989
>tfw never get included in juicy discord screenshots...
>>135408983
>filtering mute
IM STILL FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>135409021
Everyone that posts Discord screencaps in here should be shot
>>135408989
Ippiki used the wrong wording there.
Should have been "oh noo people don't like what I like.."
>>135409161
lol butthurt homo in denial detected
>>135408989
>ha ha look at me being so objective!
You're part of the problem, faggot
>>135409373
Fuck off Sera.
whats a good place to stop getting DET on DRK
>>135408983
>advertising your filters
>filtering at all
If your skin were any thinner your blood would leak out senpai
>>135409164
the discord used to be fun...
Keeping Limsa safe.
>>135408989
why do you care though
why should anyone care
>>135409161
>you will never get to suck Sera's cock
>>135405369
>>135405989
You're still a fag. Got the estrogen flowing, but still got a dick and want to fuck chicks, fantastic, accept it... you're a fag.
Same thing for trans, you got the brain of the opposite sex and want surgeries to make your body the same? Terrific, but you're still a fag.
Stfu with all of the ideological pushing, accept it, and move one.
>>135409586
you're not doing a very good job, there are wyrmshits everywhere
>>135409585
>ah [spam]
Yeah so fucking funny retard I forgot to laugh
Post sexy animations
>>135408707
someone you'll never notice..
>>135409775
yeah I guess the constant futa discussion is a lot more fun you're right
>>135409472
lol fag can't get a real woman
how pathetic can you be
>>135409752
I'm glad some random shitposter on 4chan thinks he is the all knowing verdict on the subject of futa and trans.
>>135409528
go crt
>>135409585
>>135409848
Those people are mentally ill.
>>135409798
It's a shame all animations are too fast to appreciate them.
Maybe if this was still 1.0
How's your day of farming?
>>135409752
>anon thinks he has any influence on defining someone's sexuality
i bet you godmod rp too
>>135409895
I am a real woman. Fuck off Sera. You're not old enough to be here. Come back when your brain has grown larger than a peanut.
>people say 1.0 sucked
>1.0 didnt have male cats
>>135410025
neat
how about yours, tranny memefilia?
>>135410010
how about Crit and DET
meaning should I go get Lore Headpiece to replace Void ark headpiece?
though I have 639 det right now
>>135409924
Thanks for withholding the judging for a bit. But in retrospect, it is true.
>>135410101
why would you say tranny?
>>135410025
going well, getting new gear
Gotta do all I need to do before maint!
what the heck is in my lap
>>135407092
post cute catboy face
>>135409764
I don't get paid very much.
>>135410070
sure you are fagboy
what a pathetic virgin lol
>>135410080
1.0 did suck.
>>135409821
Post a name or send me a tell when I'm done with expert...
>>135410080
the game wouldn't be a success without catboys.
>>135410395
youll probably tell others too..
>>135410137
Would recommend body or boots(if you need acc)
Ring is also solid buy
>>135410390
Fuck off Sera.
>>135410318
Can I post my ugly middle aged catboy instead?
>>135410517
I got plenty of ACC thanks to prototype midian pants so I went with midian boots
but I already got the chest and the ring
sooo what now ring of slaying?
>>135410492
Why would I do that...
>expert roulette
>no one is an expert
>>135410137
Crit > skillspeed > PIE > det > DEX > parry
>>135410624
>c@man instead of c@boy
please do
>>135410694
You're DRK, why would you buy slaying?
>>135403654
I feel like the accuracy problem with healers was some kind of half assed way to make healers pick from better heals or better dps.
>>135410967
drunk
that and every other fending has parry
Is Sera still on Gilga? I want to tenderly love her.
>>135410967
Slaying is incorporated in numerous tank BiS across all turns. Lore wrist, earring and ring. Midan slaying earring.
>>135408983
>all those bad written filters
gid gud senpai
>>135411135
No since shitrou dumped her she's transferred back to Balmung, then to Mateus, then back to Balmung, then to Ultros, then to Excalibur, then back to Balmung.
God damn these expert dungeons are tedius. Fuck them and their bullshit that won't allow for fuck huge pulls.
>>135411286
He just looks like a heavily tattooed teenager.
>>135411485
Kissing underaged children is typically illegal.
>>135411571
bullshit
>>135411298
God damn.
>>135411571
i think you have kissing and penetrating mixed up desu
>>135411146
Slaying might offer slightly higher stat weights in a few slots, but it's not actually worth the HP loss just to gain a few AP. The difference is nothing like pre-3.2.
>>135410014
I really liked Simian Thrash and kind of want it back, but I know it would look like shit in this version of the game.
>>135408520
>catboys
euuuuugh
they'd be cuter if they were just femboys outright instead of being this weird ass mix
>>135411695
>but it's not actually worth the HP loss just to gain a few AP.
Yes, yes it certainly is. A8S is cleared with a ~230 average.
>>135411847
You would be cuter if you were skinned alive.
>>135411036
No, primal fending bracelet/ears/ring are BiS
>>135411146
>Midan slaying earring
Show me a gearset that works with that acc loss
http://ffxiv.ariyala.com/TB6X
here's tank BiS, all fending
I got my first 60!
What do I do now? Uninstall?
>>135411646
You can be charged as a sex offender just for getting caught peeing in a public place. If you don't think you can get charged for kissing a mentally disabled 16 year old stinky dutch girl you're sorely mistaken.
>>135411847
You'd be cuter if you finished those errands
>>135411950
that's not very nice
>>135412059
pretty much
>>135412062
It's a t*rk, not even real dutch.
>>135412136
You're not very nice.
>>135411974
Yours weighs 4,927.900. Mine weighs 4,936.809 with slaying earrings.
Yours is not best-in-slot.
>>135411847
I kind of agree, but I have seen a few catboys that look nice.
>get WHM to 60, caught up on all weekly lockouts
>decide to level an alt
>go for DRK since it starts at 30
>do nothing but daily roulettes for a few days and it's already 60.
>I don't have nearly enough player skill to justify for doing endgame content as a tank
Well at least now I know how so many people can be shit at the game even at 60.
Why can't the futafags of discord be put into their own shitty channel where they can spam their disgusting shit tier fetish all they want?
>>135412503
A lot of, maybe most players of most games these days just don't make an effort to get good. They just pick up the minimum that lets them get through the streamline content without taking the steps to clear end game.
Unless you're aiming for world firsts, there's probably no need to learn every mechanic and optimize every cooldown, but I think the biggest reason people're shit at 60 is that they don't want to learn their class, they just want to play the game.And that's okay.
>>135409537
>not wanting to ready bullshit unrelated to the game/ ERP/ drama posts/reposted c@s
>thin skin
fuck yourself
why is PLD so fucking bad before level 40
I can't fucking stand doing levelling roulette because I might get tam-tara or some shit
>>135412613
>Quit the game for a year and a half
>come back
>Sera is still 16 years old
>>135411338
They're the easiest tomestones of all time tho.
>>135411881
No, it's not.
>>135412169
i am to the right peopleyou just have to tolerate my annoying and abrasive side at face-value
>>135412431
some of them are done well, but even the ones that are good i don't //like// if you get me
>>135412275
Link it, then
>>135412975
elysium doesn't have full 240
>>135412837
Fuck off Sera.
>>135411428
Did you make this, I have a couple questions about your rendering process
>capture resolution
>capture framerate
>program used for slowing
>webm conversion settings
>>135410080
i couldn't stand 1.0 long enough to get past level 25
it was a fucking chore
>>135409752
>man
>liking to watch women fuck other women
>this somehow makes him a fag
No.
>>135413151
Show me proof that they used Slaying to kill it.
>>135412837
Yes I agree person that isn't me. And why isn't Berke Ornerer the new Discord president? He's clearly the most qualified for the job and not me.
>>135413328
Slut detected
>>135412837
>containment board wants to make a containment channel in the containment discord
>>135413412
yes hello discord president candidate here pls vote for me
>>135412613
>Sera has been "16" for as long as she's been here
dang does her skin sparkle?
>>135413718
Mostly because of the glitter thrown on after the bukkake.
>>135413632
you know your fetish is shit when the containment of a containment doesn't want you
>>135412980
>change to that hair right after I change away from it
you really are trying to make us twins, aren't you?
>males
midlander: nerds
highlander: alpha males
miqo'te: cringe
elezen: gentlemen
au ra: bad bois
lalafell: annoying midgets
roe: bros
>female
midlander: goddesses
highlanders: femme
miqo'te: fuckdolls
elezen: ladies
au ra: teenagers
lalafell: annoying midgets
roe: ascended femme
>>135413656
>someone paid 10 dollars for this
>>135413718
Sera sacrifices the virgins she lures in to maintain her youth. She's been around for a hundred years but the body remains 16.
>>135413886
no that's an old pic
i have the squid hair rn
>>135413334
Grade A shitlord confirmed. Interference, 10 yard penalty.
>>135413275
Yes
>capture resolution
1600x900
>capture framerate
60FPS
>program used for slowing
Webm for Gits
>webm conversion settings
Custom settings depending on the source video
>>135412907
>wah i actually have to try in order to hold hate
Sounds like someone needs to get good.
>>135414034
sit on my face desu
>>135414231
Or just play a more engaging job.
>>135398461
>Keeper of the Moon
>Midlander
>Wildwood Elezen
How ironic since I love Moonc@s.
>>135414180
>tfw I use 1080p/120fps files and have more artifacting/less smoothness than yours
You mean webm for bakas or the github plugin? What options do you use?
>>135414248
um wtf??
>>135414231
More like "I contribute nothing to this party besides the act of holding threat because I have to spam Flash/Halone while the other tanks either shit out aoe damage or are free to focus on their DPS combos shortly after."
As you probably wouldn't know theres bigger issues than just holding threat to be considered.
>>135398461
I did it, I got me.
>>135414561
gon turn you into calamari girl
>>135414343
>>135414574
lol its a halfway to max level job in a leveling dungeon. make less excuses that arent even relevant once you hit 60 please.
>>135408796
I'm a straight catboy, just not on balmung
>>135412886
Sorry if digital catgirls are so triggering to you that you have to censor them instead of just ignoring them like a sane human being.
>queue for CT ST and WoD
>2 hours later it pops
>A party member has withdrawn from the duty. Finding new member.
>Over half the DPS and healers are gone
Very mad
where is your favorite spot to idle, /vg/
>>135415012
A bench in Ul'dah
0-4 Stay Au raand EB
5-9 Go c@ and let people cry.
>>135414734
now we're getting a bit weird
>>135414231
>pull a group
>spam flash/halone
>by the time the second GCD is finished the overgeared level 59 BLM already got aggro
epic
>>135414736
>Its a 'classes should only be fun at max level plus ignore how plenty of other tanks are more involved at lower levels' kind of episode
Haha what a punk argument
>>135407004
kill yourself
>>135415090
use ur suction cups on my mirror bby
dont be gentle
>>135415104
>>135414736
Roasted
>>135415012
Outside my cottage in Mist.
>>135415090
Would you let a boy suck you off?
Would you fuck a cute boy?
Please I need to know
>>135415012
at my house but my friends don't like to go there
>>135414734
that's actually hilarious
>>135415012
Limsa tree
>>135411428
what are those daggers?
>>135415090
Gon slather that ass in buffalo sauce girl it's gonna get T A S T Y
>>135415491
the falling dragon ones it looks like which is the 150(?) pvp set
>>135415321
hey fuck off
squid is my catch of the day here
>>135415154
you go and kill yourself, leave them alone.
>>135415470
get away from my treeeeeeee
>>135415229
>>135415552
>>135415321
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
I'm about to pick up parsing. From what I understand, as long as I'm not a cunt about it and don't bring it up in the game's chat I won't be taking a trip to Mordion Gaol, right?
>>135415652
aw yeah gurl im gonna get some side dishes for the meal too bitchmacaroni salad gon be all up in ya' buttcrack with the buffalo sauce
>>135415710
yeah just don't bring it up ingame except with a group of friends, or just chill people if they're interested
So about WAR in pvp, what skills should I focus on leveling?
So far I've been adamantly hounding the healers ass and disregarding my team but I've been wondering what's the meta.
>>135415710
Yeah pretty much, just keep it out of game chat when with randoms really
>>135415652
oh i know how to rile you up bby
i know people like dirty talking these days so im down for it
call me ahab you filthy sea dweller
ill catch u in my net and salt you all over ur tentacles
>>135415652
I just want to cuddle and call you big sis
no lewd
>>135415710
As long as you don't specifically mention exact DPS or allude to parsing SE wo't do shit.
>>135415779
don't do that
>>135415949
don't do that either
>>135416034
why big sis?
i'm pretty small
>>135415798
full swing, push back
full swing means you can drop it on someone then double fell cleave, it's basically a death sentence
push black+vengeance is a 220 potency attack every time you are attacked
after those, get purify>thrill of war>mythril tempest
my scores almost always look like this
>>135414478
I use Webm for Gits. It's a fork of Webm for Retards (they had to change the name because Github went full SJW).
I set the mode to constant, set the filesize limit to 3MB, and enable high quality mode, Also, make sure your source video quality is also excellent. I use FRAPs to record (half-size so the filesize is smaller and I don't have to resize the video).
>>135398461
>Duskwight Elezen
Too bad I hate giraffes
>>135416142
Squid confirmed for tiny penis
>>135416142
don't worry squiddie for dessert, it's your favoriteerrands
>>135416142
I'm zero height, can't get much smaller than that
plus, it'd be cute
>>135416441
no wtf i meant i'm short both irl and in game
>>135416486
aggghhhh
>>135416573
i guess
>>135415012
The garden area at the bottom of Lavender Beds, especially during events since it's always decorated and all.
>>135416194
>half-size
Brilliant, never used that before
I mean, how did you get the slowing effect? I use Vegas as an in between, webm related, but I'll check out a download for that branch
>>135415012
Lower La Noscea up by the windmills.
>>135416662
Get over here and give me that bussy you lil manlet.
>>135415296
>>135415104
>WAR and DRK
>any more interesting at lower lvls than pld
rofl pwned
>>135416662
How short are you IRL?
>>135415012
the Burning Wall
>>135406439
Never had the full package before, anon?
>>135415012
by the three eternally dancing cat sluts in goblet
>>135416737
You can fast forward or reduce the speed in the Webm for Gits program, it's the "change rate" option.
Here's a link to the program my man
https://github.com/nixxquality/WebMConverter/releases/tag/v2.18.0
>>135416836
NO
>>135416872
i'm like 5'6-5'8
i haven't actually measured myself after my operation but i really doubt i'm 5'9+
>>135406439
>not preferring full-package futa or newhalf
>discarding them in favor of freakish-looking ball-less futa
it's okay, not everyone can have good taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>135417049
>i'm like 5'6-5'8
Damn dude you're like a girl
>>135417049
>when you take squiddie out for lunch
How long will it take me to get from BTN 13 to 50?
Is there really any cost besides gear upgrades as I level?
>>135417049
>scatvania is a manlet
why am i not surprised
Out of the new Cul IV book, what are actually good recipes that are easy to craft and make money with? Since most of the stats for physical dps looks like shit, and Retribution Staff still looks better.
>>135417240
>>135417336
it's not my FAULT
i think i lost like 11cm off of my torso because of my back
>>135417321
ahahahaha
>>135415012
i'm not telling the thread because a bunch of fucks will show up there
>>135417049
how big is ur benis
>>135417405
>because of my back
Are you saying you got a nice round booty protecting that bussy Squiddie?Gonna eat that ass like pac man
Where is Marsy?
lol shyv's au ra is taller than he is LMAO
>>135415012
limsa plaza
>>135417405
>losing like four inches of your torso
damn dude what happened?
>>135417405
That's okay.
I'm sure you'll find a big, strong 6'2+ boyfriend to make you feel safe and cozy.
>>135415618
you too then
>>135417550
dead, hopefully
>>135416839
They factually are though.
>>135406439
>Complaining about things around the dick you're going to suck.
Balls or not sir, you're already doing homo things.
>>135417902
>creepsoph rushing to defend his pleb fetish
why talk about futa here at all
>I want a dick in my mouth/ass/bussy
>b-but i'm not a faggot
futafags are the worst
>>135417902
who is this semen demon
I want this elezen to bully my penis
>>135417452
i don't have one i'm a girl ( ´_ゝ`)
>>135417532
no i'm saying my SPINE was all like BRGHGHGHGHHG
>>135417574
she actually looks like she would be but i swear the measurements on the character creation and how the characters look in game are completely different
>>135417674
i have scoliosis, so now that i've had it fixed i can't really grow anymore
>Sniffing chocobos is literally a thing that happens
I thought I was being memed on
>>135417532
>Gonna eat that ass like pac man
good taste anon
Got PLD to 42 and contemplating switching to WAR desu
What do
>>135418149
where is marsy
>>135418149
gimme the qt scoliosis bussy
You can call me big brother and beat your fists against my chest while you don't get your way.
>>135418308
IT'S A DPS LOSS FOR EVERYONE FUCK OFF WITH THIS MEME PIC
>>135418361
With his bf
>>135418149
>biggest attention whore in the thread is a girl
rofl what a surprise
what are the odds
>>135418541
he's not.
>>135418541
its a meme you dip he said he was a gayboy
>>135418465
He has a bf?
Did they fuq
>>135417902
Seriously, you'd think someone would be fine with a package if they're already doing /d/egenerate things.Which is why I don't specify about that unless someone asks or makes a request
>>135418463
it's all in good fun, my floor hugging friend
>>135418149
You have something else that can grow though
>>135418463
>DRG hurt by the truth
O I am laffin
>>135418703
>>135418728
it's arguably worse for a blm or monk
>>135418465
>Marsy can get a bf
>I can't even get a cute boy to hug and kiss
fuck this shit
im voting trump
>>135418823
Yes but they take their lumps like big boys
>>135416182
So go to healer, slap their shit into oblivion until I have fell cleave ready to drop; holmgang>fullswing>unleash the beast on the back of their head before going to facefuck his team?
Wait, so are erpers gay or what? I thought the reasoning was they're erping with the character, not the man on the other side, but all these questions about the man on the other side are contradicting.what the fuck
>>135419123
I wish I was gay so all the people at the bar would stop looking at me funny for ordering mojitos
>>135419123
I'm bi
A cutie is a cutie
A hole is a hole
>tfw you can't keep up with the neets in your fc and they do all the content without you
>>135419123
These people have gone too far, anon. It's the risk you've got to be willing to take though to get that sweet ff bussy.
>>135418361
fuck if i know
>>135418370
will you buy me things????
>>135418541
hahahaah
>>135418718
ayyy
>>135418860
yeah but you imply that if he were in a relationship it would be meaningful
especially considering the company he keeps
>>135419123
>erp
>rp
maybe if they're repressed, but generally the act of roleplaying would imply being something other than yourself. Then you wouldn't be roleplaying, you would just be... playing?
>>135419123
a bit of both. some people just delude themselves it's a woman for the sake of busting a nut, which i guess i can understand.
some people don't, and they get off to the fact that there is another individual male or not getting off to their writing
>>135418463
The joke is that DRG more than any other class is focused and tunnel visioned on their damage output to the point where they ignore mechanics, and are especially offended by forced mechanics such as this.
tfw your giraffe's sense of style is all whack
>>135419214
damn nigga das gayer than suckin dick at a gloryhole
So what should I meld on healer?
>>135419395
Its the fucking mint and sugar man, if you get the right type of rum you can get hammered after only a few of them
>>135419286
>I reply to everything! Look at how much attention I'm worth!
>>135419286
Cute things yes
>>135419286
true true but i think i deserve a cute boy anyways
other people have had tons of them but i havent had a single one
when is it going to be MY time?
>>135419471
Accuracy
>>135419582
>>135419589
>>135419691
fuck off seriously
>>135419582
thanks for the response
>>135419589
will you buy me vidya?
will you //PLAY// vidya with me?
>>135419691
your time will come my friend
Flames > Maelstorm > Adders
T B H
How do I become mechanically beautiful?
>>135419762
get off of elks bed or i will obliterate you
>>135419778
Is there hunt gear that can even compete with Adder?
Paging sp@c@ we need 50 cc's of cute st@
>>135419121
yeah, but be careful about when you holmgang ect. it's better to do it when there's a bunch of shit happening so as not to draw so much attention
>>135419821
he already got obliterated by elk which is why he's still on his bed if a know what I mean
>>135419778
>the immortal lames
>anything but shit
lol OK kid
>>135419762
What kind of vidya.
>>135420056
badder spotted
>>135415710
>have a parser up 24/7
>running A6 with some FC people and some randos
>FC member constantly asking if anyone has a parse
FUCK OFF STEVE, YOU'RE DOING LIKE 1100.
What kind of dps should I be doing as an i216 MNK without food, buffs or pots?
>squidposting hour
I'm out.
>>135420202
1500
>>135419374
Not a very good joke when MNK/BLM exists.
>>135420210
It's the best hour of the day you faggot
>Do expert as DPS
>People get mad if I pull extra
>Go as AST
>Keep walking towards the other group even if the tank stops at one
>They just come along and pull the extra without saying anything
So this is the secret, huh?
>>135420069
dark souls 3 is coming out soontfw i booked the whole week off of work for it
>>135419821
fight me right now
>>135420009
no
>>135420210
c u later alligator
My game keeps crashing every time I try to craft and I don't understand why. It was working fine up until two days ago, and I haven't changed shit.
>>135415710
I've been openly talking about parsing in DF and PF for more than a year and I never got in trouble. Honestly, you shouldn't get in trouble either unless you're using the parser to harass someone and they report you for it.
>tfw the odd man out
>>135420347
we need like crash reports or some shit my guy
>>135419123
Some people are able to differentiate between the character on the screen and the person controlling them. Others can't and end up becoming the degenerates you see daily in this thread, that's the long and short of it.
>>135420202
>What kind of dps should I be doing as an i216 MNK without food, buffs or pots?
depends on the fight and if you get picked for mechanics and shit. there is no set number. most people don't fail fights due to DPS anyway, this game is so easy you can do mediocore DPS and be fine
>>135420210
Watch, as soon as another avatarfriend starts posting sometime soon, chemo will "mysteriously" appear and start multi-quoting.
>>135420339
No you're just getting lucky. If I were the tank I'd have straight quit if you kept pulling something I didn't want, healer or no.
>>135420345
I will make sure to buy DS3 for someone in this threadwho is not squiddie
>>135420108
Maelstrong all day erryday shitterI don't even pvp desu senpai
>>135420345
>ds3
I'll invade you so hard you'll ahegao for the whole week
>>135420503
Why? There's literally no reason to do that, you big baby.
>>135420525
i already bought it for myself idiot
>>135420567
i'll fuck you up don't lie
fight meeeeeeeeeE
>>135419123
Some people erp for the real thing
Some people erp for the fantasy thing
Some people like both.
>>135420525
Would you get it for me? :3
>>135420525
buy it for me
>>135420339
>do expert as MNK
>tank sits and waits 4 seconds between every pull
>sometimes he runs towards the mobs and then just stops without pulling
>keep accidentally pulling because I think he's about to shield lob
>end up tanking 3 or 4 pulls because enmity generation is hard
>healer focuses heals on me until the tank picks up aggro
Such is life in [muh stacks]land
>>135420467
Alright, so what about a general range then? For alex normal and seph ex.I don't care if others are mediocre, the only thing that matters is that I'm the best. :^)
>>135420339
People get retardedly upset over that shit.
>tfw I'm gonna be 50 BTN by the end of this week
Nobody can stop me, fuckers!
>wake up early from nap
>cant decide if i want to be futa today or not
Decisions, decisions.
>>135420769
>Buying games for impure whores
????????????????????
>>135420847
you can't just decide to be gay man
>>135420847
>nap
Must be nice to be NEET
>>135420503
>do brayflox
>literally impossible to get a group that knows how not to pull extras
>>135420827
dont try too hard to crash the markets on your way to 50
>>135420339
yes that's the secret, try saying "oops" or something like that occasionally too
>>135420525
I actually haven't gotten my copy yet, shame considering I've gotten a lot of questions about it
id/Berkethejerk
>>135420978
YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!
>>135420715
ur fukin ded m8
ill dry u salt u and eat u with my beer
>>135420847
>ywn wake up and struggle to decide if you want to wear your dick today or not
Must be nice.
>>135420976
>get qarn
>tank always goes into those two rooms to get the puzzle pieces
>>135420525
can i have it
>>135420434
Faulting application name: ffxiv.exe, version: 1.0.0.0, time stamp: 0x56df1ddd
Faulting module name: ffxiv.exe, version: 1.0.0.0, time stamp: 0x56df1ddd
Exception code: 0xc0000005
Fault offset: 0x001f0e96
Faulting process id: 0x2534
Faulting application start time: 0x01d17fc5ff6df21c
Faulting application path: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steams\steamapps\common\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\game\ffxiv.exe
Faulting module path: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steams\steamapps\common\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\game\ffxiv.exe
Report Id: f45ed007-ebba-11e5-87b1-00ac99e95bf7
All I can find.
>>135421139
>There are people that can turn their dick off.
Lucky.
>>135420810
>the only thing that matters is that I'm the best. :^)
then don't play MNK
Time to re-educate some beastmen
>>135421338
I'm starting to feel embarrassed for him at this point
>>135420991
i wanted to get the full autismo edition with the figurines but it's sold out fucking everywhere
>>135421067
i'm going to FIGHT YOU and i'm going to KILL you
until you are DEADTODAY
>>135420869
I'm not impure!But I would trade my purity for that game cause it's $80 CDN
I'd rather have Vjera posting again than the ebins we have now.
>>135421496
A NEET loser who drinks the pain away between "bouncing frauleins" and "balancing raids" but has no life outside online interaction and is generally unlikable?
Yeah, it's sad.
>>135421596
Don't even joke about that.
>>135421596
Trust me, you don't.
>>135421589
ugly ugly ugly
>>135421589
cute cute cute
>>135421335
Have you done a full reinstall? Sounds like your files are fucked.
Face 1 cats are the worst. They need to be purged.
>>135421589
格好いい
>>135421589
>>135422104
>Google translate
How many EX+LV60 dailies do I need to do to cap lore?
I'm scooting by bare minimum because I want to level other stuff.
>>135422153
>thinking google translate accounts for slang
Burger detected
>>135422248
Like 4 days I think
>>135422429
Cool, thanks anon.
>>135421932
I was really hoping it wouldn't come to that. Godammit.
>>135421596
You have no idea how much I want that too.
>tfw you finally get your group together and can step into Midas
Having lots of fun with A5S, even though we had some temporary replacements. How is your evening so far?
>>135422104
どうも (*´ω｀*)
>>135422658
Sorry Magno- I mean Moof, they're gone for good.
>Marsy has a bf
is shyv the biggest cuck in xivg history?
>>135422731
Look at me ;)
I raid ;)
Savage everyone ;)
>>135422947
>whine when someone doesn't talk about the game
>whine when someone talks about the game
>>135422731
BLOGPOST
Things I've Learned on /xivg/
>Posting about your progress during the current raid cycle is forbidden.
These lessons I'm getting here are great!
>>135423085
Yes hello, welcome to /vg/ mmo generals. There are 0 kinds of posts you can make without triggering someone.
>>135422947
I think your jibe loses a bit of steam when directed towards someone who's setting foot in A5S for the first time on like week 4 (or is it 5?)
>>135423102
Posting about the laws of /xivg/ is also forbidden. Don't make me learn you be lesson.
>>135423102
Posting at all is forbidden
>>135423248
stop avatarfagging or i will shit on your post
>>135423205
>make me learn you be lesson
>some avatarfags tone down at long last
>2 new ones appear
it must end at some point. and both are fucking cancerous le catgirls.
>>135423308
stop pretending to be me or i will print out your post shit on the floor and then pick it up with a paper towel to put it on your post. down it shut.
>>135423308
?
(´・ω・`)
>>135423635
you should probably use both hands when your face is melting
>>135421589
you're barely showing your sp@s. I showed you all of them earlier, do me a favour and be a proud one.
>>135423791
My face isn't melting......
(´・ω・`)
>feasting
>manage to get a kill to put us in the lead with a minute left
>Tell everyone to fall back and run the clock
>tank decides to be a hero and man-modes, dies with 5 seconds left, lose
Every. Fucking. Game.
>>135422920
No. Abe and all his partners are.
>>135423983
how come you aint fucking cornie no more
>>135423987
Tanks in this game are pure cancer.
>>135422920
???
i don't even want marsy wtf
>>135423987
>feasting
>its never a close game
>either we get raped and lose in the first 45 seconds or we win in 2-3 minutes
I've decided to just give up whenever I see a SCH in my party.
>AST on the other team
>everyone decides to focus rDPS
>can't kill anyone because the AST just shields everytime
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>135424441
lmao dude epic putting this in the sidebar time for "ownzone" if you know my man
>>135424520
you were pretty clearly thirsting over each other a while ago
I want to do lewd things with a cute brown c@...
Post lonely.
>>135424520
do you want your little sister?
>>135424740
I'm lonely
(´・ω・`)
>>135423119
thank god
>>135413059
>still no reply
Slaying advocates, where you at
>>135424876
>playing on the most populated server
>somehow is still lonely
I will never understand this.
>>135423987
guys ;)
i pvp ;)
>>135424553
The DPS need to be focusing a DPS that didn't take the defense kit with your tank stunning or otherwise keeping the AST out of the picture right after your initial burst so you can finish them off. That unfortunately implies communication and teamwork, and have fun with that in solo queue.
>>135425014
Being insufferable makes you lonely. LOL
>>135423204
>>135422947
I don't get why people have to get so mad just because I wanted to share a nice experience I had today. Just because someone isn't making world 1st progress it doesn't mean they can't tell others about their personal progress. That's a pretty bad elitist mentality.
Don't be so negative, just have fun okay?
>>135424876
(´・ω・`) Denko-chan...Let me hold that lizard tail while I eat that ass like momma just got home after we got the food stamps in the mail
>>135425182
>with your tank stunning or otherwise keeping the AST
>get a WAR every single Feast solo queue
>one stun then the AST just "lol aspected-benefic"
Kill me. ASTs spamming aspected benefic while tanks do jack shit and healers don't heal are literally the reasons I don't feast anymore.
>>135424585
i don't wanna deal with flaky people though
>>135424640
ofc i miss ayase, he was my friend for ages
BUT that's not to say that i wish he were my friend right now
>>135425418
calm down mado
>>135425061
guys :)
i shitpost ;)
where the cat butts at ;)
post diaper fiasco ;)
>>135411974
Not him but why do you have 100 more accuracy than needed?
Accuracy cap for a8s is 723
>>135423846
You know what? Turnabout is fair play. I like a loose/minimalist outfit on my fistwizard for practical reasons, because nothing should inhibit my fistomancy. But I can't acquire a nickname and then not live up, I guess. I'm not about to commit a faux pas on /vg/ of all places.
What is it about catgirl paladins that's so perfect?
Hey anons, returning to the game and gonna make a new character since it's been awhile.
at what times does Gilgamesh become available?
>trialing a new monk
>does 1550 on a a5s dummy with non-bis
>we give him a trial
>900 dps on sephirot ex
We just got PROCI'D
>>135425850
*punchomancy
I made a faux pas after all...
>>135425891
probably your shit taste blinding you
havin fun yet ?
>>135426015
I've missed these desu.1550 barely lets you clear the dummy, use a higher number next time.
>>135425994
it's almost never available. try within 30 seconds of servers coming back up after the maintanence tonight
>>135423635
>>135423635
>>135423635
>>135423635
>>135423635
>>135424876
>>135424876
>>135424876
>>135424876
>>135424876
Please don't let the shitposter get out of control again.
>>135425994
I wouldn't recommend Gilgamesh as a server for a new player, but it is rarely open. You will have a single chance early tomorrow morning, right after tonight's scheduled maintenance. You'll have about five minutes to make your character and get into the server. Otherwise, you will have to make your character else where on another server, and then pay $18 to transfer it to Gilgamesh.
>>135406367
nice blog, and it's not the PFit's you
>>135426223
>after the maintanence tonight
WHAT?
>maintenance tonight
Fucking hell.
Looks like Abe woke up.
Get ready for threadwar with Ippiki.
>>135425717
good
sometimes hurts cause of work tho
>>135425994
you have like 30 seconds after the maintenance
>>135426234
i dont understand whats going on with fwha. as i said earlier, he at least tried to talk about the game. i agree it's becoming a problem.
Is it just me or are awareness and tempered will complete garbage?
>>135426495
they could be better, but it's just you
>>135425650
Go ahead and make a better gearset if you can, it's just how the accuracy is itemized.
>>>135426412
>30 seconds
Jesus christ, do I have any luck at around 3-6 am est? I doubt i can make it in those 30 seconds
>>135426495
Awareness is great to pop in big packs to noramlize damage.
Tempered Will is useful in some specific fights to let you brute force mechanics instead of dealing with them, or to allow you to survive a poorly placed Divebomb.
>>135426495
Tempered Will is GOAT in a very few instances.
Awareness is decent beyond 50, but fairly meh prior to.
>>135426495
Awareness and tempered will are breddy gud
>>135426495
>awareness
>shit
spotted the benchcat who only pulls single groups and does not raid
Hey, quick think of an ingame race, any race.
First reply influences my decision.
can't decide which one i want for my glamour. i can dye the one on the right to match better
>>135426726
sunc@
>>135425850
>Turnabout is fair play
Does this apply to lewding you as well?
>>135426726
>letting your decision be influenced by this cesspool
ayyy
>>135425296
I'm not insufferable...
(´・ω・`)
>>135426741
I would say left, but I require more pictures to make a better judgement. Specifically the rear area, and a picture showing the tummy from below would also help with the evaluation.
Lonely au ra looking for friends...
PST...
>fairly new guy in FC
>plays catboy monk
>says 'breh' and 'brah' all the time
>calls lalafell 'brotatos'
>>135426741
Right. No one likes an obviously slutty WHM.
>>135426741
Show dye preview window of right's camise in pure white?
Left just looks a little uninspired, if clean, try a different neckpiece
>>135427003
He could be Hawaiian, or a surfer.
>>135427003
sounds like a cool guy
>>135427003
does he like other catboys...
>>135427003
>brotatos
>>135427003
That's pretty cute. Is he single? Does he like catgirls?
>>135426861
That depends on a lot of variables, but you'd better have an interest in boring and verbose foreplay.
>>135426998
what kind of friends...
>>135426741
>do I want to be a whore or a slut?
right, I guess
>>135427269
any really...
>>135427003
Balmung?
Does he like femroes? I want a cute catboy to cuddle...
>>135427003
What's wrong with brotato?
>>135426741
Left, you need to glam your jewelry too tough.
>>135427275
one leads to the other
>>135427003
>'brotatos'
That's fucking gold, I'm adding that to my arsenal.
>>135426918
why are you shitposting so much nowadays? honest question, if i may
>>135427214
>been accused of this before
Well shit, where do you wanna meet?
>>135427028
>>135427438
the color's still a bit off
and yeah i'll figure out what to do with the necklace. probably just invisible
>>135422947
>stop posting things about the game, only erp and attention whoring allowed!
Captain, we have identified the source of the bait. >>135427548
>>135426998
Do you like Miqo'te?
>>135427548
I think your definition of shitposting needs adjustment if you think someone just being social is shitposting
>>135427548
It is addicting, you get a little bit of (you)s and then you want more and when you dont get it you get even more (you)s after not getting enough (you)s for awhile.
then you see someone else using your meme and then you feel complete and want to do it all over again.
negative attention is still amazing attention tbqh
>>135426741
left with barmaid top. the skirt on south sea swimsuit looks dumb when sitting and the white summer halter doesn't match.
>>135426998
briah pls, close those legs for once
>>135427758
If you mean Ramie doublet you have 100% patrician taste
>>135427623
>>135427438
>>135427028
forgot my pic
>>135427560
I'm about 60 on my monk so I'm pretty focused on that, but I could take a break and work on another class if you're not from this server. I can't promise anything juicy, but I like meeting new people and having leveling buddies!
>>135427683
Yeah...
>>135427772
What is that supposed to mean...
>>135403032
>the people who like it can't fap otherwise or feel insecure, seeing another man on screen
Nah.
>Man chests are boring
>Vaginas are boring
>Therefore breasts and dicks are the most interesting.
>>135427741
>negative attention is good to me
Ah alright. You'll grow out of this mindset.
>>135427548I'm being neglected
(´・ω・`)
>>135428187
been at it for like 5 years now.. dont see it stopping anytime soon
:3
>>135428187
P'uttel hasn't grown out of it in 3 years.
>>135428041
I got an alt on Balmung but no interest in leveling due to possibly moving in the future, it's not a problem if you're busybut I have a feeling I'll find out if you really are juicy if you're free~
>>135428430
nothing a single ban won't fix, as was the case with ada
>>135428187
If negative attention isn't good, then why does ournext president of the United Statesconstantly get stronger because of it?
>>135428643
>ban
keke, yeah because those are so hard to get around and they last SOOOOOOOOO LONG
>>135428643
Average janny attentkion span is like 15 minutes.
Average mod attention span is like a few hours at most.
Simple reset router to get around a ban.. shits not damning anymore.
>>135427758
>barmaid top
you have my attention...
>>135428443
all me, jessa p'uttel abe sha'ressa
>tfw you will never be on the list of people your friends ask first to do shit with
>>135428643
Nigga, Ada was back to taunting chemoposter almost immediately after her first ban. Shit never changes.
Is Spuki here?
>>135428041
The sp@s are really a saviour sometimes. I never asked where for lewds though, just for you to show them and I do know what server you are on and thats not Balmung.
Asking alot of questions here, but... Phoenix server?
There or go back to Leviathan? I'm not doing Balmung or Gligamesh.
>>135428984
you're talking to chemo poster, soon their asperger's will be triggered, and he will let us be lesson.
>>135429015
Don't listen to the memes. Just go Gilga.
>>135429015
Phoenix is cool.
>>135429015
Have you thought about Balmung?
>>135429015
Balmung if you want to get sandpaper tongues against your anus a lot.
Gilgamesh if you want decent raiding with a healthy population
Cactaur if you want shit raiding with a healthy population
anything else after that is dead as fuck
>>135429015
>ded server or ded server
why don't you try eeny meeny miny mo, or roll some dice?
>>135429098
It ain't the memes that bother me man, just have a few bad encounters with people from Gilga.
>>135428992
hi
>>135429015
phoenix if you're eu
>>135429015
Gilgamesh has had some server crashes recently, and at least one data rollback in the past year.
Phoenix is a decent server, you'll have a good time there.
>>135429189
>anything else after that is dead as fuck
I don't think any of the EU servers are dead.
>>135429015
Nothing wrong with Balmung or Gilgamesh. Just don't associate with any of the manchildren from here while you're there, find a normie FC, and you'll be fine.
>>135428490
Aha, I have some friends on Balmung but have never had any luck getting in myself. I'm around the general a few times a day, but main on dorky purple squid server so feel free to look me up!
>>135428993
A true connoisseur of clothing! That made my day, thank you!
>>135429215
>when you have nudes of atleast 2 gilgabitches
nekosentai has been a wonderful place
New when you're ready
>>135429231
>>135429231
>>135429231
>>135428984
He sorta stopped after the 2nd ban desu
>Balgamesh shilling hour
>>135429316
>18:42:54
>>135429331
>18:42:16
You wait ages for a new general and then two come along at once.
>>135429213You're cute______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Get fucked Harp
>>135424876
Can your empty void be where my serpent lies?
>>135429153
I've actually been to Balmung before. It was okay, but not exactly my cup of tea and I don't do any RP'ing.
>>135429189
My god, finally someone other than me that hates the Cactuar server. Most of the fc groups are the most AIDs infected, salty circle jerks I have ever seen. If ever you want to quit the game fast enough, go to Cactuar and let the salt flow.
>>135429197
It's real estate and considering returning to the game, last thing I want is to rejoin a shit server.
>>135427683
a-asuna?
>>135429305
Who
>>135429681
It wasn't because of the identity of the poster, it was a time discrepancy as seen here >>135429485
And because OPs cannot delete their own threads, it had to be reported in order for it to be removed.
>>135408065
it's not gay if it's an elf
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