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Stardew Valley General

Farming edition

Latest version 1.051
PATCH NOTES
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150/announcements/detail/842542556770852896

>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC


LAST SESSION
>>135347715
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>>135383812
those fucking t-rex ass arms!
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haley best girl
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Taking an early sip I see.
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Anyone know how to farm Tulips?
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Just started this, should I just clear out all the rocks, trees and crap outta the farm?
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>>135383812
Super Maru Gal
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rate
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>>135383949
It's going to take you months to do the whole thing, just focus on clearing the land that you're gonna use in the short term and you'll get it all eventually

But short answer is yes, obviously you want to clear the land
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Can it get any comfier?
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>>135383949
Gonna spend several seasons doing that with your starting tools and energy.
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>>135383812
>artist includes "upvotes" in their username
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>>135383949
Slowly work through them.
Try to build a silo before you cut the grass.

A good thing to do would be to eat stuff you forage for energy instead of selling them since they're extremely cheap anyway.
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Reposting
https://mega.nz/#F!3kVGVYrT!xOftcIXfB7SP04rgh6OM0g
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Tiny greenhouse fag from other thread here.

I went with cayenne pepper for the last one. The box said 20 seeds, but gave me 28. Neat.
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>>135383949
no, make some plot space for your crops and shit, but leave the rest for later.
Trees and rocks are resources you can gather right away, so do that, but with starter tools, you won't get far.
Grass makes only sense to chop if you have a silo so let that grow a bit unless it's in the way. Weeds you can do, though.
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>Pierre finally decided to sell Abby's wallpaper
Now I just need a matching flooring.
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>>135383918
>grey eyebrows
Those are glasses anon
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>>135383949
eventually

you don't need to rush it, just clear when you have time or if you need the space

every month more crap gets added
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>>135384089
Where's the one with white Maru
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>>135384094
probably only say 20 because on average only 22 are live.
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Help fellow Haleybros, why is this gen the only place I know where people like Haley?
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>>135383949
Game isn't about doing everything in a flash but doing it at your own pace. Focus on completing community centre minecart and greenhouse which you will unlock eventually.

Game will start slow but you will keep your pace up.
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>>135384185
White Maru edit was a different person.
I cbf changing it, especially since the sprites don't match the portraits.
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>>135384094
>not growing mostly apples
Boffins, guvna.
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Who did you get, /sdvg/?
www.stardewvalleyquiz.hol.es
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>>135384263
>cbf
are you a britbong?
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>>135384319
Aussie, so close enough
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>>135384185
Just check the previous thread anon, it's right there
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>>135384263
Sprites wouldn't match either way since they look way taller.
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>>135384410
Yeah
Someone needs to fix that :)
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>>135384212
The same reason HuniePop General loved Audrey Cuntrag, aka worst girl.
Pathetic virgins love cunty tsundere girls who treat them like human garbage. It plays to their insecurities, since they dont believe anyone could actually find anything positive about them.
And they're right.
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>>135384360
Played with an oz in WoW before. He kept using cba/cbf almost in every sentence.
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>>135384289
What the fuck am I reading?
Is this what british people eat?
I am laughing my fucking dick off.
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>>135384212
Keep in mind that people on here like the other girls as well. It's just that those who like Haley are a little more vocal than the others, but I don't mind as long as it doesn't become too anoying, since I'm a Haleyfag as well.

For others, it's probably because there is little discussion elsewhere, which means that once a girl has been declared as shit, everyone will treat her like shit. On here, people discuss this stuff, which makes it possible for people to realize that Haley changes later on and is no longer a bitch. Meaning even if you didn't intend to go for her, you might reconsider, since there is enough input from a lot of different people, who may or may not come to like her.
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>>135384094
How much did you give for your greenhouse, if you don't mind me asking? I've been wanting to look at some, but no idea where to start and I would like to have something to check on and do aside from sitting in my room all day.
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So how many of those do you usually buy? Is it worth to spend everything on them?
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>>135384750
As many as you feel comfortable planting and watering. You'd wanna make sure to save some for next year, and save some strawberries for seedmaker as well. Well worth it though I feel.
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>>135384094
Awesome, I hope you get a couple good plants out of it.
Will you be posting updates in the Homegrowmen threads on /out/?
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>>135384302
"Sorry! We don't allow gay people here, unless you're a woman who also likes women, then that's hot."

Well, fuck you too then.

Homoromancing Alex and Seb is the best thing, after all
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>>135384714
Like $10 in Ikea. The seeds I bought in Lidl for around $2, and came with soil and a sprouting box.
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>>135384971
I'll look into that.
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>>135384750
as many as I could afford, saved for the next season

albeit money was a limit long before time/effort was considered
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>>135384302
Harvey
Seems pretty accurate
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>>135384683
>Used to be Leahfag because of her tits a pixel bigger than everyone else
>Her personality stay the same , her confidence get a boost
>Meanwhile Haley went through personal growth and improved her personality
I think i am still going for Leah because everyone's personaility get wiped clean once married.
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>>135385004
Sweet, thanks for the heads up. I don't know if I have an Ikea around here, but I'll look for something around that price range.
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>Escape Joja to become min/maxing farm tycoon.

Nice immersion.
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>>135385316
>Used to be a Leahfag
>Apparently still a Leahfag
Leah is cool, but except for her being nice, I never took much interest in her. Also there will be a marriage overhaul which will make your spouse keep her personality, in case you didn't know.
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>>135385345
>escape joja to help them devour another small town and shut down the local businesses
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>>135385447
I doubt it
Ape seems to be hit with the Notch vacation syndrome and he's already making excuses NOT to add content.
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>>135385447
when that patch hit, i probably have given up on the game. There's not much to do unless being autistic about every single achievement.
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>>135381763
Plant some green in there, lettuce or some beans, onions or paprikas
It will look lovely and it will be lovely when it grows fully
For lettuce youll need a bit bigger space than that i think so..
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>>135378936
Had too much time on my hands, so I made this
sorry for the image quality
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>>135385345
>doesn't help Joja grow in the valley
Please tell me you don't skip the membership.
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>>135385607
17?
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>>135385797
>>135385607
I also found 17
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>>135385797
>>135385832
I counted 20 and might be more that I miss.
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>>135385537
I'm somewhat afraid this might actually happen, but for now I try to remain positive.

>>135385558
Still, don't you ever go back to a game after new patches? It could take some time, but I believe there definitely will be patches which will eventually add a lot of stuff. It's not like I depend on SDV to have fun, so if I burn out, I'll just play something else and if CA adds enough stuff to make we want to continue playing, I'll do just that.

Or you're the type of guy who'd create a new save file after a few patches, which I only ever do if stuff has been added that I cannot get anymore that far into the game.
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>>135384602
LiarTownUSA
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>>135385797
>>135385832
look closer
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>>135385603
Went with cayenne. Guess that's green.
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>>135385797

I can find 19
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New thread, new pixels

Here's an Alex preview
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>>135385607
>>135385797
>>135385832
>>135385950
All i could find, 18
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>>135386101
Is it weird that I can immediately tell which one is just fan-made and which one is the official art without having played the game at all?
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>>135386221

coop
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>>135386221
you missed one in the coop window
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>>135385607
Do I count each separated head,body for individual you or should I added them up for 1 full body?
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>>135386221
Ah, found one more in the coop window, 19
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>>135385957
>Or you're the type of guy who'd create a new save file after a few patches
and you are the type that believe something that might not happen.
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>>135386257
Not that weird considering one of them is clearly half-finished
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>>135386282
>>135386294
Yeah check >>135386328, saw it after i posted the pic
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>>135386020
Yeah its good
Enjoy making spicy stews or burritos/tacos with it!
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>>135386347
You are a real meanie, anon.
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I now made a cleavage version of Haley...for those that like her instead. It was an easy edit. sort of.
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>>135386816
Just saying don't put too much hope for it. All the patches for until today is just fixing bugs and value adjustment.
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>>135387076
Pendant version.
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So how does the copper pan actually work?
I haven't seen a single glitter spot in the river or lake at all.
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>>135387376
They're rare and can appear anywhere, had one in my pond which got me 6iridium ore.
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>>135387076
>>135387356
Penny version with pendant for those that didn't save it.

>>135387376
I only got gold from those but you could get something good like >>135387482 said.
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>>135387376
Anyone ever got Artifact from panning? Might actually bother with it if it yield more than just ore.
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>Been trying to befriend as many people as i can by gifting then with easy to get stuff without making my character run into red zone
>It's been working nicely so far
>Notice Clint loves almost any kind of jewel like Emily, and decide to gift him too
>Still haven't made it to any part that gave me gold in the mines
>Clint just got to 1 heart and sent me a gold bar on the mail

Godamn Clint, i don't know why i ever doubted you. Gonna go get that last bundle for cart fix now. I got lucky and found a fire quartz while fishing treasure.
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>>135387376
What the hell panning is even? Do i have to have beta patch to have pan? Will i need to restart?
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>>135388063
you need to complete the fishing bundle
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>>135388063
Related to the glittering rock.
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>>135388189
>>135388187
Oh...that what it does, alright.
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why is there no jukebox furniture
reeeee
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Done for those that like leah.
Next: mermaid pendant edit.

>>135388628
agreed. except no reeee. just eh.
maybe there'll be a mod for it.
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Can you get a new vampire ring after you've lost one?
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How the fuck am I supposed to design a comfy farm layout if grass destroys roads and crops? Fences everywhere isn't comfy.
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>>135388902
Pendant version.

I'm probably taking things too far by doing this...oh well.
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What do I do with all this money, guys
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>>135389467
Nothing
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>>135389467
Hookers
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>>135389467
use it to get more money
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>>135389467
get meme fortune statue
Save 5 mil for the acheivment
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>>135389467
Buy bombs and blow everything up
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>>135389954
Why dosn't he just try finding a hobby?
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what is this and how do i get it?
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>>135389467

The main thing about having lots of money isn't having infinite things to spend it on, but rather being able to buy anything you want in nearly any useful quantity you want, anywhere.

Granted the endgame does peter out sooner it than it really should. There's plenty to do up until the end of year two, at which point it's winding down, but in year three you have maybe the very few toughest achievements (all dishes, 15 of each crops, every fish), a quest or two, and some 10-star friendships left to do. Busywork, mainly.

But by that time you've played for about 70 hours, which is about right for this kind of game. It's just that it's so good you want to keep playing forever.
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>>135390141
randomly get a cutscene during the night where a witch curses your coop
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>>135390141
Check gypsy.
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>>135390141

Void egg. Have chickens in coop, one day a witch will fly by and leave one void egg in coop. You can ship it right away or incubate it; void chicken will eventually shit out void eggs.
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>>135390141
I wish this is how they designed the wiki pages
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scout skill path is best path.
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>>135388929
please help
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>>135390440
>http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Shipping
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>>135390014
This. Delving with stack of megabombs is very satisfying.
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Oh, okay Shane. Go ahead.
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>>135390604

N-NANI!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHANE
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>>135390767
>>135390604

SHANE DON'T LIE TO ME DID YOU TAKE OUT A LOAN TO GIVE ME THIS
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>>135390604
>secret giver
>tells you that
That's not how secrets work.
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>>135391083
That's right before giving you the present tough.
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>>135390878
Kill yourself.
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>time for secret santa
>i have to get a gift for vincent
what do kids even like? should i just give him a bomb? pale ale? dwarf scroll iv?
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>>135391083
>never had a secret santa
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>>135391492
he likes grapes
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>>135391492
Pink cake is fitting for that faggot.
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>>135391492
Loves grapes, and likes shells from the beach.
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>>135391492
bomb
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I was going to marry Leah and now Sebastian is fucking amazing.

I CAN'T DECIDE. HAREM ROUTE WHEN.
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>>135391492
I am 100% on board with giving a bomb to the kid of the war vet suffering from PTSD.
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Is it worth buying this yet? I've heard the endgame's a little lackluster compared to the early game and the dev's still working on the game.
I'm not too bothered to stay off this another six months or whatever if it means I'll get a better first time experience.
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>>135391494
What's the diffirence between "secret santa" and "giving gift" then? I assumed its "secret" because you don't know who were your santa.
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>>135391734
Secret Santa is about 37% more adorable than regular present giving, that's what the difference is.
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>>135391714
It's worth playing now
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>>135391714
hes working on multiplayer and improving marriage i believe

its pretty good as it is right now i believe
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>>135391714
I'd say wait.
>Releasing a game without multiplayer
Like HELLOOOO, IT'S 2016!
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>>135392168
Invest in a noose.
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>>135391931
>>135392074
>>135392168
2/3 anons agree.
I'll give it a whirl, cheers.
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He says that to me with such a straight face. I'm starting to think he may have a serious problem.
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>>135390604
>>135390767
>>135390878

that's fucking adorable
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Could someone give me the indexintilesheet and uniqueID for the vampire ring?
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>>135392306
Don't have that crafting recipe yet, what skill and level do I need?
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>>135392334
Here mate, use this one next time. And not your low quality fucking thumbnail piece of shit you lazy fuck.
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>>135392705
fuck off, reddit
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What happened to Sebastian's biological father?
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>>135393423
the aliens took him
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Just got this in front of the guild. I should donate it first right?
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>>135393423
le wizard, purpel hair xdxdxdxdxd
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What if Demetrius and Maru were white and Robin and Sebastian were black?
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>heading into forest
>say hi to Penny
>"my dad walked out on my mom and me a long time ago"
>"sorry to make you uncomfortable"
>okay bye Penny byyeeee
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Friendly reminder that if you married Leah, Maru or Penny, you are better off starting over.
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So do animals need to be fed hay if I have them grazing in grass outside? I'm not sure if it's the same system as harvest moon.
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>>135393702
>Listening to a tripfag ever
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>>135393581
BLEACHED
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>>135393783
they need to physically eat grass.
So if there is some in reach, then no you don't need to feed them. They can be picky with the reach though, and they always eat the first batch, so cultivating it is a bit annoying.
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>>135393571
just donate it, you will get ancient seed which u can plant
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>>135393702
You're right. I recently created new save so I could court Penny all over again.

She's so perfect.
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>>>135393954
I respect your choice but Haley is best girl
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So tell me guys, why did the dev decided to ruin Penny this way?

I mean please tell me it is just a lame attempt at humor and not that the dev really wanted to show that she is a slut.

I play this games like this one because i love how comfy everything is, having this cuckoldry shoved down my throat actually ruined the experience for me.
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>>135394079
I respectfully disagree but wish you happiness and lots of fun with your lady photographer.
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>>135394106
Consider suicide
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How do I upgrade my copper pan?
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>>135394106
>Every single line of dialogue is vincent talking shit and Penny having to tell him to stay on topic depending on your answers
>One of then is him tearfully asking you if you're going to marry Penny because he likes her
>Implying Vincent isn't tricking you

The only ones getting cucked here are you faggots who fell for Vincent's master ruse.

>Gossiping about videogame gossip.
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>>135394419
i dont think you can upgrade that
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>>135394419
There's no "golden pan". Pans were generally used for paning gold so it's another name for it.
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>>135394106
It's probably a lame attempt at humor, just like the wanted posters "for girls only". But it's a bit too much i agree, it ruined Penny for me too.
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>No way possible to start a relationship with Emily

Why continue living?
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>>135394106
Literally only one who is forcing cuckoldry down anyone's throats is you. And maybe Wizard.

Do you like NTR porn Anon? You sound obsessed with the notion, might as well admit it openly.
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>>135394698
>>135394106
>Pennyfags are actually pathetic enough to let memes ruin their waifu
It's like you're trying to make others laugh at you.
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>>135392168
>Releasing a game without multiplayer
More games should do this instead of just tacking a half baked multiplayer mode on it.
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ok tell me your best mods you sick fucks
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>>135394882
only using this so far
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/cute-monster-animals-girls.109815/
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>>135394882
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/cute-monster-animals-girls.109815/
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>>135393702
>This shit taste
Sasuga tripfag
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>>135394882
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/cute-monster-animals-girls.109815/
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>>135394860
>Half baked multiplayer mode

I got reminded of binging of isaac rebirth. Why couldn't he just freaking add online for it. Would probably lag, but it would be better than local only with the ammount of useless babies he added in the DLC.

My sister and her boyfriend also like the game, and even then we singleplayer it.
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>>135394442

It kinda reminds me of the gossip my little brother casually dropped about my mother and my uncle that led to my parents divorce.
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>>135394969
>>135394965
>>135394959
my own clone, now none of us shall be virgins!
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>>135394882
i wish the instant fishing mod would still work in 1.05

i tried to get gud but i failed
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>>135392326
Yeah and his problem is JojaMart is about to shut his shit down.
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YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT
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>>135395194
Storms kill crops.
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>>135394789
Because it's guaranteed to be either modded or added in at some point.
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>Even if you force the valley's JojaMart to close, you've already lost the war against Joja
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>>135395253
A LIKELY STORY, SCARECROW.
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>>135395361
Anon let's think about this carefully, don't do anything harsh. A storm might have fucked one of your crops.
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>>135395339
you join joja or eventually become them
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>>135395361
Anon that seems pretty harsh
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>I told you to stay out of the void you fucking retard
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>Go check out Gipsy
>She's selling large milk, large egg and goat milk
>Still 5th of first summer and i got no animals

What did i do to deserve such greatness? Should speed things up for bundle items for me.
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So anon, Penny is officialy slut? Or its just headcanon?
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>>135396323
memes
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>>135396323
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>>135395361
Yeah, you show that useless scarecrow who's boss, worthless men of hay!

You should make more of them to make sure at least one of them is pulling their weight. Not lightning rods, no sir, lightning bolts are harmless.
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>>135396383
But this story with lifting on the tree? Maybe i should chose Maru...
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>>135396308
>meen gipsy
>again
>no sprinklers
>cabbage for 600
>it's almost year 2 now and i got nothing from her
Alright, give me rare seed again and fuck off.
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>>135395784
>marrying abigail pre-overhaul patch
>marrying purple-haired abigail
I'd also want to toss myself into the void if I was your pet.
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>>135396587
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>>135396640
oh shutup, Anon.
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>>135396323
vincent tells you she climbs into trees with sam i believe
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>>135396323
Maybe she is, or it's just ConcernedApe trolling us.
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>>135396323
People got that out of Vicent's comment in Penny's 8 heart event where you can offer to teaching the kids about the farm.

Vincent goes offtopic in every single line of dialogue, in another he asks if you're going to marry Penny looking sad. And if you talk about veggies he asks if he could grow strong like his brother if he ate veggies since he allegedly saw Sam lift her up a tree real easy. Penny tells him not to gossip. Mind you she gets mad at him in all the dialogues because he's talking shit, but in this one she tells him not to throw idle gossip around.

So yeah, suspicious. Could be Vincent making stuff up in order to fuck with you since he has a crush on her.
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>>135396802
I doubt it's Ape trolling. If anything, it's just a lack of information and fetishists seeing only what they want to see.
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>>135396587
Polite reminder for benefit of the genuinely confused, should such people actually be in attendance:

Sam was lifting Penny into the tree before you begin dating her. Even if you assume that anything more than handholding or kissing happened, Penny cannot be your gf prior to that event, has made you no commitments and you have no right to hog her attention.

Should you decide to pursue her and begin to date her, there is literally nothing in game to suggest Penny would be seeing Sam or anyone else afterwards, much less after marriage.
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>>135397070
this
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So.. this game is worth getting then?
I used to like Harvest Moon back in the day, but its been a while.
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>>135397476
see
>>135391714
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Goddamn, you Pennycuck weirdos. Everyone knows that Sam is a pure boy who would never do anything lewd.
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Love how many antisocial virgins here believe that once a girl interacts with another guy she's no longer pure.
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>>135396856
>Vincent is a master manipulator
>Jas is a wizard-born abandoned orphan
Why can't /sdvg/ accept that sometimes kids are just kids? Why do they have to push special snowflake onto them or overcomplicate shit?
Maybe Sam was actually just helping Penny up a tree. If they were naked he'd have said so, that isn't something a kid wouldn't notice.
Maybe Jas's parents are really dead and it's not some nutjob conspiracy theory about how it's actually the wizard and fuck-knows-who as the mother.
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>>135397689
>Climbing trees while naked
That sounds terrifying.
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>>135397689
considering how bland Jas is, I think Jas being wizard child makes sense.
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>>135397837
Good luck explaining that one to Harvey when he's pulling splinters from your ass.
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>>135397167
Penny's been childhood friends with Sam, so of course they'd be in good terms. I doubt anything happened too since Vincent would have been heart broken if Sam was kissing penny since he also likes her, and i doubt they'd bang on a tree when freaking Vincent was able to watch, especially in such a small village, gossip tends to fly fast.
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>>135397070
I can't believe this ugly piece of shit is related to Haley.
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>>135397943
>Emily
>Ugly

You ok mate? Need to get your eyes checked?
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>>135397943
>hating Emily
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>>135397943
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>>135398102
She's definitely not good looking.

That was mean, she's not shit. She's actually a really cool woman and I try to talk to her as much as I can but she't not attractive at all.
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>>135397070
Emily a nice girl. Seems a bit older than the other girls though.

Like a total Christmas Cakey.
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>>135398517
>Emily is a Christmas Cake
This thought never occurred to me before, but I'm sort of glad it did. Kind of makes me want to see Emily in a business suit now.
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>>135394223
With all due respect, if you didn't marry Haley you're a fucking retard get the fuck off my board reeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GtGR0nJTXM
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>>135395361
Anon wait, storms also kill crops, it might not have been the scarecrow's fault. Anon, think about this. Don't do anything you will regret later.
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>>135398721
abi is a best, gtfo
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Why is Marlon the only non giftable NPC that participates in the festivals? Gil just sits in his chair not giving a shit about life until you kill stuff.

Also is it just me or does he seem to have a thing for Marnie? Considering Festival dialogue that is.
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>>135398982
Abi isn't even an option until the marriage overhaul patch.

If you married her and allowed her to be lobotomized by the marriage, then you don't love her.
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>>135395361
>that setting
>on a rainy day

I haven't lost my sides that hard in a long time. Thanks, trapnon.
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HOW THE FUCKING DUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH THIS ASSRAMMING HATFISH A K A MEGACOCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE UNIVERSE
HOLY GODDAMN FUCK HE MOVES FROM THE TOP OF THE FISHING BAR TO THE BOTTOM IN ZERO POINT TWO SECONDS LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE
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Am I kawaii yet
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>>135399607
did you eat fishing food? feast of the seas or whatever it's called makes any fish a joke
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>>135399643
I like this one

link to full mod?
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>>135399643
Would play with.
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>>135399691
I DRANK THE FUCKING SOUP HONEY BUT I THINK I'D RATHER DRINK THE PUNCH NOW BECAUSE I'M READY TO FUCKING DIE
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>>135399643
>sameface anime portrait mod number three billion
ENOUGH
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>>135399607
Trap bobber, max level fishing, iridium rod.
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>>135399643
this one is nice, gives Etrian odyssey feels
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>>135399828
Just don't download it anon, no one is forcing you.

Buy my seeds.
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>>135399828
this desu
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>>135399790
please calm down, you can always cheat past it
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>>135399894
So help me, French Jew, I will start a save file and never buy a single damn seed off of you.
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>>135399894
Why should I buy your seeds when even your wife doesn't want it?
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>>135399643
Pure perfection
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>>135399216
>tfw fallen for a farmgirl as a young adventurer
>tfw something happens involving you and Jas' parents, and only you survived
>tfw can't come any close to Marnie because of the guilt it brings
>tfw you have to watch the love of your life chase after another man, all from a distance
>tfw feeling unworthy or her love because lack of limbs
this is my headcanon
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haley a shit
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>>135393702
Oh, it's this faggot again.
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>>135399894
Nobody forcing me to use them may be true, but that doesn't prevent them from clogging up mod lists and give a hard time to people who actually want good portrait mods that had effort put into them.
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Speed-Gro sounds useless, is it?
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>>135400361
If you want to go for artisan goods it's super helpful. If you don't, i think quality fertlizer is better.
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>>135400361
It's good if you want to brew/preserve your stuff since that is not affected by crop quality. Makes it so you can squeeze out an extra harvest of some crops.
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>literally giving a gold bar that probably costs more than Penny's entire life in front of her face
>Maru probably gonna smelt it into circuits for her machines
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>>135400472
>More than her entire life
>2000g if buying ore from Clint to make one, or 250g if you sell it
>A bus ticket is 500g

Think harder.
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>>135400178
I don't like the stuff you like but I'm not such an obnoxious retard to call it sameface tumblr crap.
Just shut up and deal with it.

And like it or now the lines in that artwork required more effort than any artwork so far. Granted it seems to be a plain ripoff of an EO portrait though so the modder probably didn't make half of the work.
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>>135400676
ok fine, 4 days of work, but i got Maru from 0 to 10 hearts on gold bars.
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>>135398679
Why a business suit, specifically?
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God damn it! Why cant I catch this fucker with a gold star.
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>>135375496
Rest when?
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>>135400676
gold to realcurrency mod when
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>http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/#post-2827703
>Guys keep politics out
>Black Womyn here, just want to say race mixing not even once
>The Suit liked this post
Uh, what.
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>>135400803
how many bars did you need for that?
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>>135400837
silver
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>>135400849
Reminds me of >pic related
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>>135400803
That's actually not a bad idea since the limiter for mega bombs are the essences.
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>>135400803
You could've used strawberries. Like i did with her and demetrius.
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