Undertale Edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide:
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Suck less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgT1eq3CLM
First for reddit
>Be gay
>don't listen to girl talk
>get beheaded in saudi arabia
Can it be any simpler?
8 by 6 and 6 foot 3
I can get any lady
>>135224728
25 or 6 to 4 minimum
are there any good non pro streamers? i want to watch someone who is shit
>>135224405
undertale is cancer
>>135224870
hiko, shroud
>>135224870
>any good non pro streamers?
>i want to watch someone who is shit
I'm assuming you meant 'who isn't shit'?
>>135223350
Rollan
>>135225321
i mean "good at streaming" but "shit at the game"
weird I had to spell it out for you.
>>135224870
war owl
>>135225424
Not really, "non pro streamers" could also mean someone who doesn't stream for a living. I thought maybe you wanted to watch someone stream who wouldn't shit up the stream with facecams, mousecams, and other pointless bullshit.
Sorry for trying to figure out exactly what you wanted before trying to make a suggestion.
>>135225945
don't be sorry for being stupid. it can't be helped.
>>135225424
just watch mantrousse or one of the casters
>>135226076
It's fine, I'm not actually sorry. It's something called sarcasm. You should look it up.
songs that should be mvp themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7dg8vRDM68
>>135226279
>attempting sarcasm in text format
Wow you're really a terminal case, wonder why your parents didn't catch it early.
>>135226394
>being unable to determine when someone is being disingenuous
Wow you're really a terminal case, wonder why your parents didn't catch it early.
>>135226590
Anon, nobody is judging you for being stupid, but your continued pleas are becoming annoying.
Post songs to dm to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4O7aI87E3g
>>135226323
John Cena
Darude - Sandstorm
Megalovania
>>135226772
Oh man, you sure showed me. Guess I better never come back to this anonymous image board, some fag trying to do damage control might recognize me.
Real talk though, thanks for reminding me as to why I stopped coming to this board.
>>135227034
>Megalovania
Hello undertale general kys
>>135227001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
>>135227161
Did it bring up bad memories for you? I hope you realize my intent was not to bully you for your condition.
>>135227220
Hello underage shitposter kys
Any comfy streamer up right now? I'm ill and need something to watch.
>>135227776
you could bore yourself to sleep with the CEVO NA match that's on soon
>>135228078
Perfect
>>135228078
Lets all watch it together ;)
>>135227265
>Did it bring up bad memories for you?
Yes, bad memories of how everyone on this board has their head up their ass farther then any Paladin could hope to achieve.
>I hope you realize my intent was not to bully you for your condition.
>my intent was not to bully you
First of all, lies. Secondly, that's literally not even bullyingIt's us trying to out autism each other while everyone laughs at us,, try harder fag.but most likely just me
https://www.twitch.
tv/troflecopter
>>135228775
Don't reply to me ever again, or else.
>>135229061
:^(
>he uses a steelseries rival
>>135229243
Weak bait, SS rival is the best mouse ever made.
>>135229340
hello reddo
>>135229243
isn't that what flusha uses
>>135229340
thats a wierd way of spelling zowie ec2-a lMFAO
>>135229440
rival sensor is better
>his mouse is a name brand that costs over $5
>>135229440
Oops, meant to say ec1-a. My bad guys!
>>135229504
theyre the exact same sensor? (3310)
>not using a deltaco mouse
Should I buy left or right bros?
>>135229723
>fnashit
lol
Smokin weed (weed weed)
Gettin blazed (weed weed)
CSGO (weed weed)
Wet the bed (weed weed)
>>135229910
hello redit
>>135229723
Buy a razor and put it inside your dick
>>135229778
>>135229910
bros, if I put a fnatic sticker on my gun and spent every match yelling that they're literally (literally) our guys, would I be playing cs correctly?
>>135230175
only if you stick them on a cz
>>135230136
pls no bully
was just looking for input
>>135229723
>2015
>not knowing what the current year is
>>135230175
Buy a key, open a case, and get a shitty Mil-Spec. It'll be a better use of your money.
Is there ANY point to using the R8 since the nerf? It just seems to me like anything it can do, the Deagle can do better.
>Crime of the Century starts playing
>My hand goes to the deagle
>>135230393
It gives you time to line up the shot more? Idk
>>135230393
it is completely useless except as a meme
>>135230318
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>>135230367
no it's not
that's a fucking waste
a sticker, if I don't use it, could, and probably will, appreciate in value
>press tab
>nothing happens
uhhhhhh gotards??
>>135230393
Isn't it more accurate at longrange? Other than that, no I don't think there is any reason to use it.
>>135230581
I've had that bug
My favorite bug is the one where you're in a lobby and go to type and can't. I fucking love that bug.
>>135230569
but you're spending $1 on keys to open stickers, and odds are you're going to get a non foil piece of shit that MIGHT inflate to 50 cents on the market
>>135230569
>if I don't use it
Expect you literary said you would put it on your gun.
>if I put a fnatic sticker on my gun
Used=worthless, therefore a shit nine cent blue skin is better, as it actually has value. Maybe you should think before you post.
>>135230828
breh
they sell both of those stickers on the market
you don't need to open a capsule to get them
they both currently go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xWfEoFSlFU
where the frag videos at
>>135231143
that was really something special
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Remember when you used to go into chats with people and type asl and only respond if they said 14-17/F/*location near me*
Those were good times
>>135231950
i always wanted them to be from florida even though I'm from nowhere near there
>>135231950
no you goddamn creep
>>135231950
omegle can still give you what you're looking for, anon
>>135232085
Not the same these days, maybe I just got older, but the girls are as cute or innocent as they used to be
>>135232060
I was 14-17 at that time you dumb dumb
>>135231950
>asl?
14/f/OH
>kewl beans 15/m/pa here
hee hee
>pics?
hmm gimme a sec
*sends pic of some model*
>oh hot lol
pretty much my average ICQ/yahoo games chat back in the day
recommend a mouse which is $70 at most.
>>135232426
just get a white mouse from the pet store, super cheap and really they taste the same as expensive ones.
>>135232426
https://www.dreammachines.io/collections/gaming-mice/products/dm1-pro-gaming-mouse
>>135232426
ec1-a
>1200+ hrs of play
>320 competitive wins
>gold nova 2
>>135232426
theyre having a sale on massdrop if youre into that reddit site
Rate my mouse
>>135232426
http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-mice/razer-naga
>>135232805
10/10
>>135232661
literally nys
>>135232875
Wrong link.
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/razer-naga-expert-mmo-gaming-mouse-black/1653812.p?id=1219058303220&skuId=1653812&ref=212&loc=1
>Razer mice
Have you guys ever had those moments where you're super hungry and it's like midnight but you don't want to wake up everybody else
>>135233337
Nah I just eat all my calories during the day when I need the energy
>>135233337
Almost every fucking day. As a matter of fact I'm going to the store to buy snacks at 5 AM right now, so I don't make noise in the kitchen.
>>135232426
https://www.radioshack.com/collections/tablets-pc-accessories-gaming/products/steelseries-rival-300-gaming-mouse?variant=16338878597
>>135233337
>not living alone
nice life you fucking neet
>>135233337
>not living alone
so it really is true what they say about gotards
>>135233337
How much noise do you make while getting food what is wrong with you. Going for a piss is louder.
anime
>Drakeposting
>>135233747
>How much noise do you make while getting food what is wrong with you. Going for a piss is louder.
Sometimes you want something like a few eggs so then you have to get out a frying pan and the toaster along with a few eggs and doing that makes a bit of noise
>>135233636
>>135233647
>tfw hopefully will be living alone in a few months
Living alone must be the tits.
>>135234594
how small is your house?
>>135234674
It's a relatively average house it's just that whoever built it made the walls paper thin and everybody except me are light sleepers and the slightest sound wakes them up
dubs = play cs
not dubs = don't
>never played cs:go
>be silver 1
>win 12 games in a row
>22 competetive wins
>30-40 kills each game
>different maps: dust2, inferno, nuke
>drink a bottle of water
>still silver 1
>drink a cup of coffee
>party with my buddy who is calibrating
>against gn1 and silver elites
>30ish kills, win
>still silver 1
Can somebody explain this to me senpaitachi? What am I doing wrong? It just feels dull and boring at this point.
>>135234674
What if he lives in an apartment?
>>135235035
That's just a very small house
>>135235082
You're a very small house.
hello is this the undertale general
can i talk about fucking the goat here
>>135235163
For you.
>>135235010
enjoy it
it doesn't last forever
I wish there was a way in this game that let's you play only as the police and never as the muslims.
>>135235597
it's called casual
>>135235597
it's called America's Army
where my shitters at
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242879843405/76561198001736413
>>135235332
we better not. split up.
>>135235752
in casual sometimes you play as french muslim police though
>>135236657
eu?
>>135236832
no but i have like 100 ping all the time anyways so it doesnt matter
the CSS m4a1 unironically sounds and handles way better than the GO one
You know, I've been thinking about it, and Semmler is kind of a faggot.
>>135236903
flusha urself
why do CEVO matches always have long delays
>>135237047
NA CS
holy shit nothing in this game infuriates me more than someone getting more kills than me
BOT ADREN
>>135232805
10/10, the mice of legends
What maps d oyou have in your Queue /csgog/
Vertigo
Dust
Militia
Cobblestonei know i have shit taste but these are my favorite maps
Who is watching the cevo match? Shits intense
>>135238276
I am, NA match at its purest.
>>135238213
cruise and tulip :>
we aug now
>na cs
>>135238213
cache
inferno
mirage
assault
>>135238213
mirage
cache
overpass
>>135238213
i dont play comp
why do fpl pug matches have better tactics than these matches with teams that practice together all the time?
>>135238213
All de_ maps except inferno and the wildfire maps
>>135238213
Dust 11
>>135238957
in NA, people are better at handling how they themselves play than the igl is at handling the team, so if everyone just pugged and TRIED, they do well, but anything else is terrible
>>135238213
tulip
royal
coast
santorini
nuke
mirage
overpass
>>135238957
because FPL sometimes has based god dazed calling strats
>>135238213
Overpass
Inferno
Nuke
CacheTulip
>>135238213
I have mg in my filter
>>135238213
D2
Inferno
>dog barking in background
>turks smoking and planning genocides in background
what is better stream experience?
>my vagina when his map pool doesn't include train
Dazed is streaming and looks like he's about to khs.
>>135239701
train a shit map, no shiny "upgrades" can fix that
>>135239648
lol
desu, current cevo is all the best parts of old esea streams (trying to be good and knowing they're the underdog) + some professionalism. i like them. they're ok in my book famas
>>135239871
let me know when he starts playing elliott smith songs
>>135240079
this was always my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afeAUndotas
>>135239871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FibQJq1cO58
>>135239648
I liked thebetway broadcasts with turks chatting in the background. made me feel like the old days in an internet cafe
DONT HATE THE PLAYA DONT HATE THE GAME
>>135236657
gonna be out in a few
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FriendzoningMisandrist/
DUDE
>>135240576
SO GAY
>>135240427
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242879894067/76561198001736413
>>135240079
I don't know who that is or what they sound like.
what foods should i eat to be good at csgo
>>135240704
welp too bad goodle doesn't exist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>135240732
cum
>>135240732
Pizza, Weed, Irn Bru
>>135240732
brotein shakes
>>135240262
Who's that long haired neckbeard dude with the TV shirt? Is it rooroo?
>>135240732
rusty nails
>tfw found out there are Bernie an Trump emotes on steam
time to meme my profile
>>135240801
No, I don't want to know either. I bet it's a shit musician.
>>135240732
pocky, dango, udon
>>135240732
im drinking 2 wine, then ninkasi IPA and some potato things from albertsons
r8 my local brewery
https://youtu.be/ATYwuPl9M3w?t=76
I don't get it. What makes Tier 3 NA "coaches" think they can have a valid opinion on whether or not a highly skilled EU player is cheating?
Why can't you dumbasses just shut the fuck up?
please do Gemini with me AAA
australians pls respon
id/kaereste_
>>135240997
ninkasi is pretty good, i prefer deschutes tho
>>135240969
oh well
>>135241013
but hes right retard
>>135241091
i live in eugene and i got some easy way from the doc sails. i dont drink TOO often, but if i'm gonna drink local it's gonna be Swallow Tail vodka or Ballast Point (which is kinda local I guess).
Ballast Point desu has the best tasting beer I've ever had. Grapefruit IPA.
>>135241013
it took you 2 weeks to type this post?
(You) 40 - 7
(Next guy down) 27 - 15
Is there a better feeling?Hardmode: You are not Smurfing
>>135241013
Shut the fuck up flusha, your days are numbered.
col is so shit lmao what a waste of sponsor money
>>135240965
>$17
>$99
I'm good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
>when you accidentally log into coL teamspeak
>>135241484
Because only news up to the last hour is discussed on 4chan, you stupid Merilard clapistan fuckface.
>>135241779
thorin go bully some monkeys on twitter, you're boring
>>135241627
you have a lack of dedication to memes
Ok /csgog/, imagine you have a close relative who turns out to be a microhacks provider for top tier csgo teams. He casually offer you a free microhacks package. What would you do?
Where's our discord channel? I want to talk about anime with my fammys.
>>135242171
take them obviously, it's only a game maybe I can make some money for a few months before ban
>>135242171
accept it and send it to flusha
Alright guys, you have 3 options, so pick wisely.
1. You get the power of telling lies. Nobody can ever lie to you about anything, you can know the truth about anything. Flusha cheating? 9/11? Jews? You can know it all. Downside is if you're not very, very smart of how you use your powers, you'll be constantly targeted by the mafia and might get murdered.
2. You're the best CS player in the world. Not only that, but any team you join becomes the best, no matter what. You can make a team with Dazed, with your grandmother, with your best friends, with whoever can operate a computer. And you'll win everything, the fnatic era is dead. Downside is you're a virgin forever, and if you're not one now, it get's undone. Gay sex can't be had either, nobody wants you.
3. You go back in time to when you're a little kid, and receive your Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry invitation. Downside is the hatfag places you in slytherin and your whole family dies in an magical accident. The school still supports you until you can get work.
16-0
>>135242171
sell it for a p250 skin
>>135242345
2 obviously
unfortunately it's already who I am
>>135242345
2 obviously, duh. Sex is extremely overrated.
can COL FUCKIGN DISBAND ALREADY
>>135242545
>>135242473
Damn, shouldn't have put the family thing in option 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jUtHKk48gE
YOU CSGOG APPLY
>>135242345
What's stopping you from getting a prostitute?
Probably 3 because with magic I can do 1 and with no downsides
No matter how bad life will be, at least you'll never play for coL
i am so fucking sick of NA being garbage at this game. i still watch fnatic, LG, and navi to see the highest level of CS but i want a team that i can identify with nationally AND racially.
C9 getting to those 3 straight finals last year was the hypest i've felt toward this game.
i bet this is how swedes feel every month, unless the novelty has worn off.
>>135242345
none of these involve anime becoming real, so I kill myself
>dazed tilting on bad TV writing
Dazed and his fucking rants lmao.
>>135242873
Ok, here you go.
4. You get transported to an anime world of your choice. You can't die since anime is eternal. Downside is you're not a main character and you can never get to do things with them.
>>135243273
can I sneak into their houses and sniff pantsu at least?
Then he pulls out a BAZOOKA
Ten of them die
>>135243404
I amSHOCKED
>>135243342
No, you can't find them ever. You can only hear things about them from third party sources. The upside to this is that you get to choose what the anime is, you get to write the plot per say. But you're just a random joe in it.
>>135243468
GLAWKED
Dude I've never seen any of these shows Dazed talks about and havne't heard about the majority of them, but I can't stop laughing at his autism.
>>135242793
csgo is a trash game
na needs to bring back arena shooters. that's something we actually dominated at
>>135241529
only if u win 16-14 with u clutch 1v5 at the end desu
>>135243892
Well you still dominate in Halo and Call of Duty...yoooo rofl
>>135242793
This will never change because shithead valve banned the NA team that could - IBP. Maybe in the next generation of pros, but highly doubtful.
>>135224405
>get vote kicked for the first time in 10 matches
>7 day comp ban
nice game gotards
>>135243541
This is ok
>>135244204
>because shithead valve banned
more like because IBP chose to ruin the entire scene to get some pixels in a video game
>>135244204
A year ago DaZed posted something on reddit like "Good practice in NA is impossible because teams get too scrimmy instead of working on their issues."
A year later and Fallen confirmed this is still a problem. DaZed had a way better mindset than anyone else in NA except maybe Steel. But Steel was/is still unproven as a GO IGL.
>>135244394
Ruined the entire scene even though the scene is bigger than it's ever been, and would remain that way even had they not been banned?
>>135244451
Ruined the scene because you can no longer look at an upset win without thinking it's potentially a throw, the same way you can't watch a pro go ham without the nagging suspicion that he's cheating after KQLY got banned.
>>135244502
>you can no longer look at an upset win without thinking it's potentially a throw
Maybe if you're a retard. I assure you 99.999% of the fanbase doesn't consider this a legitimate problem.
By the way, matchfixing existed before that IBP throw.
>the same way you can't watch a pro go ham without the nagging suspicion that he's cheating after KQLY got banned.
Well it's completely obvious Flusha is cheating so there's no nag about that.
>>135244589
>Well it's completely obvious Flusha is cheating
I used to think this when I was GN4 too
>>135244204
it probably won't change. esea kind of killed the quality of the na scene and i've seen it happen. everyone is a pugger these days and plays for themselves. no one knows how to play as a team and they are too focused on stats. used to be finding pugs in irc at least still required team work and communication which helped players grow more than frag hunting esea bullshit stat padding
>>135244652
But players way more knowledgeable and skilled than you'll ever be also agree Flusha is cheating.
>>135244786
Such as...?
>>135244802
Steel.
>>135244876
>NA pugger opinion
>relevant
try again
>>135244876
steel is shit and never accomplished anything
>>135244204
Fucking a, we could've had Evil Geniuses with swag, Skadoodle, Hiko, and AZK. All being led by Dazed. That's pretty much the best NA had to offer except for maybe AZK. Shit would've been glorious. An NA team you could actually root for and expect to get something done. But no, Valve bans them for life for throwing a single insignificant CEVO match before any rules were in place. Dream team dead.
Whats with the random flusha damage control up in here? It's as if people here use/sell cheats.
Flusha
I wonder if steel and dazed are still buddies after the IBP drama.
>>135244985
Because "le flusha is a confirmed cheater!" is a surefire way to tell someone is from reddit and most likely below DMG OR a salty american who thinks the reason his teams can't compare isn't because they're shit because the europeans are cheating.
>>135245153
I'm neither of these, so nice projecting, redditor cheater.
>>135245259
sure you aren't :)
>americans actually want a team that cucked them out of their skines to represent them
>>135245505
still no proofs
>>135245153
kqly's cheat could have easily been used at lan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpSIhX8Zf8
aye
What if EU is only better than NA because cheats?
>>135245505
no sympathy for gambling degenerates especially since skins and gambling have turned the cs scene into crap
>>135227001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Drgaa2zjg
god I'm gonna enjoy the day reddit's guys get banned and ours don't
>>135245720
this is every NA player's headcanon
>>135245798
which ones are ours again?
>>135245848
nice try redditor
>>135245637
i like this
http://zorkz.ovh/nafpl/soundboard/
>>135241024
still want to
Who do you like more, DaZeD or Steel?
>>135245991
>liking NA players
???
>>135232085
it's really hard to find humans on omegle anymore
it's even harder to find the ones that aren't complete normalfag trash and use cute emoticons/have fetishes
>>135245991
dazed, slightly less jewwy
>>135245991
I can't decide. Probably Dazed because he's better at the game.
>>135245991
idk i love both t b h
>>135246048
what's wrong with fetish
>>135224405
>Posting memestablook
wew
also
>No MLG Sans
"geetttttt fucked on!"
>fnatic doesn't cheat
daily reminder
http://www.hltv.org/blog/8946-cheating-issues-what-to-do
this was before kqly got banned too
>>135246170
nothing
read it again
>>135245991
Dazed doesn't have fake rage and is better at the game than Steel. Steel also seems like he would be awkward to talk to irl.
>>135245962
thanks
>>135246209
>le workshop hacks
majors literally haven't ever downloaded stuff from the workshop
>>135246278
Steel doesn't fake rage. He does it on purpose because it's funny and everyone knows that.
>>135246372
>Steel doesn't fake rage.
>He does it on purpose because it's funny and everyone knows that.
that sounds fake bruh
MLGOVANIA here to nut in ya butt.
>>135246372
So what you're saying is, if there wasn't a camera in front of him, he wouldn't rage in the same way?
>>135246440
Yeah but it's ironic, it's not to fool people. It's just for fun,
>>135245991
DaZeD although I'm sick of all of the giveaways
>>135246365
you're wrong. there's vulnerabilities. it's not as secure as you think it is
>>135246627
Yeah of course, but it's fake
>>135246627
so, fake. right?
Steel explained how to stop cheating on LANs the other day but I forgot what he said. Something about just .cfgs allowed or something.
>>135246372
steel totally copied moe's shtick though. you really don't except anything more from a hebe though
>>135246743
>>135246761
Yeah, but it's ironic. It's different.
>>135246898
I don't even know what you're arguing now. You've admitted it is fake every time...
>>135246879
No, not really. Moe is a fake faggot, steel does it for fun and irony.
>>135246992
josh, focus on your stream
>>135246956
But it's a good type of fake, like comedy.
>>135246992
moe is fake for a lot of reasons, but he's also a raging fucking retard. always has been.
>>135247084
No, I'm losing anyways because I'm teamed up with this tier 3 shitskin shazam.
>watching by the numbers
>thorin calls himself the greatest shitposter
this confirms he comes here, right?
If you wanna make it big bro,
I said yeah if you wanna be a top pro,
Gotta flush it, toggle *wubwubwubwub*
Yeah flush it *skreeeet* Toggle *wubwubwubwub*
>>135247210
Yeah, exactly. Steel is different.
>>135246730
>there's vulnerabilities
The network the computers are wired into can't access the workshop servers.
>first cooldown in a month
>get disconnected
>can't reconnect because of a bug on valve's end
>7 day cooldown
Great game!
>>135247242
Obviously he does
Guys I keep hearing random fucking callouts in MM such as "he's at NBK", "he's at snax" or some stupid shit like that.
What the fuck? Just call the spot by it's real name, I have no idea what these meme shits mean.
>>135247242
>shitposter
that's a reddit buzzword so... yes, he probably does come here XDDDD
I called someone to be at gayspot and the kiddies on my team
1) Didn't know
and
2) One of them tried to tell me it's not play to use the word gay
>>135247604
lmao i know right
I think Richard Lewis is more likely to come here, he knows all the memes and the Breitbart boys all go to /pol/ on the regular like Milo and Dellingpole
>calling positions based on 1.6 versions of maps which aren't relevant anymore
yawn
grow up
the rest of us did
neither of them come here lol
they are so far up roddots ass they wouldn't bother to whiff our shit
>>135247390
how is that even possible? even so, there's probably other ways to cheat as well. i'm convinced fnatic cheats somehow. from smn calling out those players then kqly getting banned and all the sketchy shit they do. it seems so obvious
Oops lol I just locked onto your head through 2 walls honest mistake not hacking promise!!!!!
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flusha
>that one guy that calls cat "short"
>that one guy that calls mexi "underpass"
>that one guy that calls dark "emo"
>"moto"
>>135248085
You can block IPs or ports for the network.
And when people say fnatic does lots of sketchy shit it's never consistent what exactly they do - sometimes people say their aim snaps to whoever is close to their crosshair, sometimes to the player who is closest to them, sometimes the aim snaps instantly (frame to frame) and sometimes it just slowly hints towards a player. Depending on which one of these you think is what they use, you have to discard the other sketchy shit that doesn't match that, unless you also believe they're using multiple cheats that do almost the same thing.
is 'microhacks' the hottest new meme on csgog?
>>135247604
>he's get right!!
>>135248310
so you have no idea what you're talking about
>>135248258
Cat has always been called short in Europe.
>>135248361
Yeh, it's when you someone hacks but it's only a microscopic amount so you can't prove it with the naked eye
>>135248380
Yeah get right was the second one, not snax. Where the fuck are the get right and NBK positions?
>>135248591
yeah I've noticed only eurocucks call it short. i bet you faggots call marshmallow "silo" too
>>135248591
ignore fatclaps
Why does dazed always win against steel?
>>135248258
>not making up callouts as you go
hello
>>135248842
because steel is shit
>>135248842
steel is better at throwing matches than dazed is
>>135248835
>marshmallow
Fucking candyass. During 1.5 days, we also called A "big" and B "small", and middle was X.
>>135248496
Great post.
>>135248987
bad post
>>135248842
there is a reason he was kicked from ibp
>>135248894
this
love confusing my idiot teammates who can't ascertain what train i'm talking about when i call out train. fucking monkeys
>>135248943
>1.5
Go to bed grandpa
>>135249121
But I started in 1.1
>he isn't watching our guys TyLoo
>>135248894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_FB4Bw99KU
>>135245991
neither
the neurotic jew gimmick gets old real quick
you guys are gonna tune in right?
>>135249337
their hacks are nowhere near the european level so the matches are pretty boring
>CZ-75
>has a spare magazine attached to make it faster to reload
>is one of the slowest pistols to reload
??????
>>135249581
>gotards defend this
>>135249492
are they all animes
>>135249581
The shop forgot to load the spare before they sold it to you
>>135249819
That's why he pulls it off the gun and puts it into the magwell and then fires, and you can see bullets on the bottom of the spare mag when it's attached?
>>135249735
like 80% are
steel with that sick 4k
Dude sgares is such a manlet.
>>135249515
Immunity would argue otherwise
9 by 7 and 7 foot 4
I make bitches get on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUWg9PBzbI
lol ?
Ummmmmmm flusha? Seriously?
>>135244920
>>135244952
But he's a better player than any of you which is what was asked.
>>135245140
Yea, why wouldn't they be? They've played together ever since CS:S, and they competed at Fragadelphia together 6 months ago.
>>135251256
They don't really talk to each other as if they're friends.
i ant stop fucking farting and the discomfort is throwing my aim off
>>135245731
Yea skins/betting is why CS:GO is as popular as it is, but I still can't be assed to feel sorry for betters.
Especially when it was such a small irrelevant match. I don't even think it affected seeding.
>>135251343
It was still a bigger payday for the guy who rigged it than any NA team has ever made at a major
Is navi any good on mirage?
>>135251403
What does that have to do with anything?
>>135251809
I'm just saying the "small irrelevant match" was the most relevant match IBP ever played
>>135251893
Yea but by "importance" I was referring to how it affected higher-level competition (eg. seeding) and not monetary gain.
I wish they could have somehow taken more from the degenerate gamblers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
What a nice song and video.
>>135252396
>Yea but by "importance"
but by relevance*
hi guys how was your day?
>>135252532
Shit/terrible/mediocre like every day.
>>135252654
i'm sorry anon i hope tomorrow is better for you
>>135252427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0
>still no weeb friend to play casual with
>>135252751
I took your arm
I dont know how i happened
we took the floor and she said
Don't you dare look back
just keep your eyes on me
i said you're holding back
>>135252998
fuck that song
>>135252751
P O S T I D
O
S
T
I
D
>>135253109
I'm shy please post yours
>>135253156
no just accept the meme
>>135253068
Waste time with the master piece
Waste time with the master piece
HUH
You should be rolling with me
You're a real life fantasy
You're a real life fantasy
>Gm shadowrun
>players somehow end up at dreamhack 2090
>They want to enter and play vs people
So I plan to give them AI of old players to take on
suggestions?
>>135253068
Now feel my heart beating I feel my heart beating
I feel my heart beat beneath my skin
I feel my heart beating
You make me feel like i'm alive again
when she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach so she ran away in her sleep
FEEL IT FEEL IT BABY FEEL THE FIRE IS BURNING DEEP INSIDE ME
I dont have a mic but I'm looking for someone to play silver 2 with. maybe like 3 games.
/id/passionxplayas/
>>135251343
gambling makes csgo popular for the wrong reasons
>>135253740
kill yourself
anyone oce want to do gemini?
How do /csgods/ play on solo queue? Stuck in GNM for a couple of weeks now. Thinking about quitting solo queue cause of the horrors ive seen.
post those bets
>>135254609
where do I bet my skins?
>>135254652
at https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism
>>135253740
im s2 as well. ill play with you tomorrow tho if youre up for it
>>135253740
>>135255624
>no mic
>silver
uh gotards?
i do have a mic tho
randomrambo is hacking
>he watches literally whos
>>135254609
You don't seem very smart with betting. Maybe you should quit
>take adderal
>drop a 45 bomb
>dont even miss
this isnt a fucking meme what the fuck... online esports is a joke. just take adderall lmao
>>135255761
I fucking hate this guy and his (weapon)hero shit
>buys a shitty gun everytime
>can't get kills and cost rounds for his team
>doesn't listen to team when they tell him to stop buying shit
>mutes team and act like he's done nothing wrong
Fucking danish faggot
>>135255917
I'm only pretending to be retarded
손잡고 걷다가 보면
잿빛 거리도 색으로 변해
다른 어떤 그 마법보다
더 느껴지나요
어쩜 난 어떤 말보다
너의 마음만으로
You always refresh me
>>135256301
of all of the ktrash you posted that was the only one I enjoyed
good job
>playing cs
>not go
>>135256301
Good song
just played 3 hours of pistol ffa and i feel like im still shit with the glock. fuck that thing
>>135257514
GLAWKS
>>135257514
because the glock is shit
>>135257702
how are you supposed to easily win a pistol round with such a shit gun is what i wonder
>>135257737
deco
>>135257737
Headshots
i got called a smurf
>>135257832
Manlet
This player is 100% legit
>>135258384
Flusha
>>135258384
all members of imcute :^)
>he thinks pros are cheating
Where the fuck is our guy Moe Assad?
Why does steel lose so often
>drop 39 bomb
>lose
>payment sent to onlyskins
>it's been 30 minutes
send help
>>135258994
>fpl
literally who cares
>>135259065
DaZeD
>>135259065
NA Scrubs
>>135253156
Im thinking about it pls convince me
nova who has insomnia pls post id....
>>135259750
id....
no more memes please
>>135260159
>59 ▶
>no more memes please
no more you
@135260191
no more (You)'s
hur hurr banter reference game on point don't you know cor blimey what a doodlydee I'm gonna make me a cup of tea!!
g o t a r d s
post yfw getting accuseed of hacking
>>135261329
flusha.png
>>135238213
Inferno, cobble, overpass
>>135261329
Why am I not surprised? The fact that you have an anime reaction image immediately renders your opinions as invalid because you are of a sect of people who enjoy watching that fucking horrible disease of a form of entertainment. Do everyone a favor and hang yourself with a squid you foul-breathed weeaboo loving degenerate piece of shit. I am 96% sure that you currently reek of 2 weeks worth of masturbation sans showers. I cant even begin to imagine what your room would smell like. Open up a window you eye-lidless yellow squid swallower. Please don't open your mouth when you're around other human beings, not that you would ever leave you dungeon of semen-stained anime posters and "action figures".
>>135261439
>>135261329
Every time I meet a hacker on mm, he has anime profile picture
>>135261608
or maybe these guys with anime profile pictures are so good because they watch anime they get accused of hacking??????????
>>135261439
>Why am I not surprised? The fact that you have an anime reaction image immediately renders your opinions as invalid because you are of a sect of people who enjoy watching that fucking horrible disease of a form of entertainment. Do everyone a favor and hang yourself with a squid you foul-breathed weeaboo loving degenerate piece of shit. I am 96% sure that you currently reek of 2 weeks worth of masturbation sans showers. I cant even begin to imagine what your room would smell like. Open up a window you eye-lidless yellow squid swallower. Please don't open your mouth when you're around other human beings, not that you would ever leave you dungeon of semen-stained anime posters and "action figures".
>>135262184
Who are you quoting?
>all of my farts smell like (rotten) eggs
what do I do?
>>135262396
Stop sniffing your own farts you dumb weeab
>>135262396
this reminds me of somehting
>farts smell like rotten eggs
>dwelling in my mancave in the basement
>can't hold it anymore
>rip a big one
>it smells incredibly
>open window
>mom comes in
>what's this smell.jpg
>runs to the closest bathroom, starts throwing up
>mfw my farts made my momma throw up
>>135262510
got any better solutions
>>135262795
put a cork up your bumhole >_<
>>135262795
End your pathetic existence
>>135262972i already tried that
>>135263110
try again
>>135263137
no :c
guys how do I make this girl like me I cant stop thinking about her I cant play cs I just keep imagining her face and her voice
>>135263304
tell her where to get her lol on
>>135263304
What type of asian is she?
>>135263614
shanghai
who are you quoting?
>>135264330
who care....
who am i quoting?
>tfw some chinese collector buys your skine for 10% of market value because of stickers
god bless you squinty eyed fucker i thought id never get rid of this, 11 out of 10 offers i got were scams
>>135264602
10% more
https://phoon.andchill.tv/
>>135264701
thanks reddit
卐卐卐 A N I M E 卐卐卐
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFxiZjayyZg
>cod players are immature chilrdren
>>135265172
oh god
>when you win the round on an eco
>>135265965
>american television
>solo queue
>join server
>4 literal 8 year olds on my team
>talking about skines
>talking about NIP
>they all die instantly on round one
>get 4 kills and die
>abandon and close game
>>135266158
isn't letting 8 year olds play a hyper violent video game like CS abuse? you should dox them and contact CPS to get their parents in trouble
>>135266236
not in any western countries I know
>>135229243
just bought my rival 300 3 days agoI still suck
>>135265965
that guys arms are like hes on puppet strings
dumb animeNEETs
>>135265965
hehe
listen fags
I'll count from 3 to 1 and when I reach 1 I need you to all go on the Steam market and buy 100 or more eSports summer cases to drive the price up.
Get ready
1
get your shit together zowie-benq
>>135266703
When will they give the EC mice the same shell/coating and mouse wheel as the FK
>>135262396
Stoaga?
SELL EM WHILE YOU CAN BOYS!
>>135266703
I pre ordered a FK2, they had to issue a callback because of the switches on the mouse.
>>135224405
Are there any goddamn left handed people in here?
Im left handed and i cant aim for the fucking life of me. there simply arent enough neurons or something to properly control my right hand like my left hand. i just cant fucking turn it how i want to. does anyone have the same issue?
also i play at almost shoulder level which really isnt helping. how do i get my chair to go higher?
>>135267105
get a nice juicy cock and give it a suck before you play, it helps you relax and also focus
>>135267105
>aren't enough neurons
there are right handed people that learned to play left
git fucking gud
>>135267171
HOWWW i cant fucking turn properly damn it ive been playing for 2 years now and i still havent adapted
Just started doing the missions with friends bit..anyone wanna help me with them?
Steam ID: Optimism
add if interested..
>>135267413
same dude: My pic is the a pic of a dude in a pink shirt or some bs
>>135232661
Review your demos, get rid of bad habits, practice.
>>135267105
why don't you play with the mouse in the left hand?
>>135267797
I also suffer from actual autism, literally
>>135267915
Kerplunk yourself
>>135267797
because ive always played like this since before getting into csgo. being precise wasnt an issue before csgo so i never bothered to go left handed. i can do just fine with my right hand on every other game except csgo.
so now that im so used to it i cant hold the mouse with the left hand. when i try i feel the movement a lot smoother and much more precise in small movements but i cant do large movements at all. also cant use keyboard with right hand.
i have to find a way to get used to my right hand using the mouse.
>>135267958
try the juicy cock idea anon it cant hurt!
>>135267958
well, it's simply practice. enough time and practice and you'll get used to anything.
>>135267958
bind "mouse4" "+right"
bind "mouse5" "+left"
Now you can let the fucking game deal with turning and you can just do small corrections. Also if you're using this lower your sens to like the equivalent of 1 at 400dpi, or .5 and 800dpi. Learn the turn binds as part of your movement.
>>135267105
Left handed here.
Same problem except I can compensate thanks to decent movement and map awareness.
why are the quality on mm so fucked. I get one good game with people communicating, and then that is followed by 10 games with russki shits who dosen't even speak.
Alo
does weapon trade up worth it?
i tried it once and spent almost $20 to get a $4 red weapon
>>135269027
its just another way to gamble, you arent ever getting free ev for doing something so simple
I'm going to make a CS GO map!
>>135269348
make de_dust3
i believe in you
what do you guys dm to, I listen to trump speeches
>>135269348
pls make short map that has long underground passage
>>135269620
Crime of the Century, deagle@nosound
Anyone else addicted to our guy Houndgangrene?
Where the fuck is our guy Mohammad "golden god" Assad (pbuh)?
what thing in csgo is closest to your heart?
could be a player, a gun, a concept, anything
>>135271594
I'm a muslim and this offends me.
>>135267171
god i miss gsl in wol.
hey gobabies can you come pick up this guy
>>135271705
thanks sweeties
>>135271617
Our guy Edd "Sparkles" Stanton
>make 3 players on enemy team rage quit
>rank up
Feels gud
>>135271819
dunk yourself
>>135271617
1vX situations
>>135271867
let me guess
you bought auto sniper
>>135272590
I never buy that shit, are you serious
Is it fair that my teamies try to kick me just because I won't drip guns for them? :/
>>135272991
if they did the same for you as in drop guns, yea.
But if your $ is enough for yourself, dont do it.
>>135272991
if you can afford it, and they cant, then yes
>>135273086
that is if you got your own gun, and got money left over or not
them taking your gun is gay and deserves reporting
steel just got csgo'd lol!
I decided to read the Reddit thread about Semmler and Thorins top 5 players in the world, and HOLY FUCK. I didn't know you could be even more ignorant and lack more knowledge about CS than Semmler and Thorin. Shit's hilarioius.
First of all, Thorin has Flamie and Niko in his top 5. Flamie is only good when his team is bad, and vice versa. He's definitely not a top 10 player. Thinking he's better than Krimz is absolutely fucked. Niko is a meme-player who played one minor well with a shit team, making him stand out as his team couldn't get kills for shit. That doesn't make him a top 5.
Semmler wants NBK in his top 5. Him being a biased french-cuck isn't news. He's the worst E-sports caster in the world.
And then there's Reddit on why Flusha is not a top 5 player:
>if you say he has a 1.13 rating and a 1.29 online rating, you basically point out how he underperforms at lan.
>the IGL of the team to win the 6 last tournaments underperforms at lans
This bitch nigga need a statistics class.
Good night, diary. That's all for today. XoXo
>>135273602
r****t
>>135273602
>Flusha
Merely coincidence
>>135273602
Post you are top 5 nerd
the two jews steel and hiko are playing together
>>135232661
>playing mm
ITS A VIDEO GAME
who are you quoting
>>135271617
playing super aggressive with awp and killing someone when they are running with knife/grenade out thanks to it
generally doing unexpected things that catch enemy off-guard
>>135229515
Link me a mouse under $5 that you can use to play CS and be above DMG.
>>135271617
reading the enemy like a book
>>135258870
>he completely trusts e-sport pros who consider themselves lucky if they mage to squeeze out low 6 figures from their "career" while there's countless confirmed cheaters in sports where careers are worth hundreds of millions like Armstrong or Sharapova
rofl.
>>135259065
people who are banned everywhere else because they couldn't resist making literally $400 by risking everything
>>135277787
>sharapova
>cheater
uhh no maybe you should read more than headlines
>>135277787
>flusha cheats so he can give away his prize money
what an angel he is
a true angel
>>135264602
so you made whole two dollars? cool
>>135277948
hes getting them on his side
>>135278236
he's getting what on his side?
without memeing, who's considered to be the best female csgo player?
>>135280298
masq
>>135280298
i dont really follow any of the females but the ones ive seen on twitch streams are like silvers and gn3
>>135280542
This. She was actually on a team with guys that played against other men. That said If I recall it was like a tier 3 team and she was usually the bottom fragger.
>>135281069
12 rws, 92 adr in premier w/ 5 matches
only girl to ever get premier
definitely the best girl player
Thorin is finally gonna make a video about Flusha's microhacks.
>>135281901
Flusha is clean though.
I'm stuck at mge. I usually play with the same 4 people but lately it seems like they just want to play on alts or fuck around on faceit and not play that seriously. i need new friends. Should I get ESEA and solo q or should I wait until I'm LE for that? General tips to improve as a player for someone stuck in mge?
>mouse feet are ded
>it will take like 15-20 days to ship new ones from hong kong
might as wel kys
>>135282139
Grind out a shit ton of DM and esea isn't worth it until you're LEM.
>>135271617
the p90, it's a modern masterpiece
>>135281901
when did thorin start hating flusha?
>>135282384
i hate you fucking nerds i really hope you kill yourself you pathetic waste of space
>>135282497
he doesn't hate him
he just thinks there's something to all the allegations
no other player has got this much circumstantial evidence that he's cheating
>>135282614
u mad gaynigger
>>135282683
jys hongkong skates fag
>>135282660
>he just thinks there's something to all the allegations
when/where did he say this?
>>135282906
last episode of by the numbers
magog
>>135282906
https://youtu.be/lDKphmgg4lc?t=2730
>>135282953
oh okay
i assume his video is just going to be "well it's weird and suspicious but he's probably not cheating"
how I stop charley horse in sleep?
>>135283236
how about you fucking exercise and get a tan you fat fuck
>>135283431
um....
>>135261843
>stop using an anime avatar
>no longer get any hackusations
can't be a coincidence
Will Navi get embarrassed by Dignitas?
What's the best AK skin and why is itFrontside Misty
>>135283236
Take magnesium and drink some water before going to bed.
How do you pronounce magog?
>>135284401
stock is best
why do people want gay paint on their machines?
>>135284569
mah gog
>>135284569
moog
>>135284401
>notFirst Class
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.
>>135285049
that's because olofmeister plays smart cs and smart play and guardian goes for meme flicks and meme plays
>>135284401
literally the worst skin on csgo
>>135283117
No it'll be "it's very suspicious, he's probably cheating but there's no way to tell for sure unless he gets vac'd or valve looks it up". And then nothing will ever happen.
>>135285362
thorin wouldn't dare accuse him of cheating
i think it's going to be a call to improve anti-cheat shit at tournaments in some way
>>135285518
worse thing that can happen to Flusha is he stops cheating and remains a high tier player
>>135285124
that means guardian is our guy
>>135285518
dude he basically said that flusha is cheating in by the numbers. I guarantee he'll say something amongst the lines "it's very suspicious and it looks like he's cheating, but until valve looks it up there's no way to know".
>>135285672
sup reddit
what did he >>135282953 mean by
>last episode
??
>>135284401
Frontside misty look like fucking Hawaiian print poverty swimming trunks you get from Walmart in 2002
http://www.majorleaguegaming.com/blog/mlg-csgo-major-championship-2016-all-star-game-voting
Pick these teams if you want the best show for the all star game at the major.
NA: Fallen, fer, coldzera, Hiko, s1mple
EU: kennyS, f0rest, Get_Right, olofmeister, Niko
>>135287861
shut the fuck up
>>135287861
>hiko
literally why
does csgo have something like the nba allstar gamw where rookies play against vets etc?
guys I asked a girl out for the first time in my life and she said yes
its this thursday
>buy case key
>get m4 asimov
>hate m4a4
>mfw
this must be what getting a boreal/safari knife is like
>>135288589
the nba all star game doesn't even have something like that, friend.
>>135286591
I mean the latest one. Not the last as in the show is finished. The only one leaving is RLewis which in my book is always a good thing. And they still have 2 episodes to do before that happens.
Guys.
If I stop fapping will I git gud?
>>135288756
>>hate m4a4
what do you mean by this
>>135288912
no but you will think about girls a lot more
and I mean a lot more
>>135276680
I use the stock dell mouse that came with my computer and I'm DMG.
>>135289019
>more girls
are we talking about a sum or a product?
>>135288912
I don't think so. But if you're doing every day I'd consider cutting back.
>>135289093
I mean instead of thinking about girls for however long you fap, you will be thinking about girls pretty much your entire day
>>135240842
That is semphis
anyone want to force the memes?
EU: Dosia, Friberg, JW, Pasha, and pyth
NA: Adren, stewie2k, abe, simple, and taco
unless someone can think of something better
>>135289315
No, I don't wanna see sewage2k and his ugly chink-face more than I have to.
when you take a pic with the squad
>>135291094
sigh he's so dreamy
>>135291329
is this ironic posting like stroking out over penny bets?
>>135291503
what do you think anon
answer
>>135241013
nuke yourself
>>135291568
who knows, /csgog/ is filled with annie may weeaboo retards
>>135291754
you are not?
does guardian have autoswitch on?
that looked a lot like autoswitch when he picked up that famas
>>135291905
zeus here, i'll ask him in the showers later
>>135291912
that's g2a level of comedy
Why is the chat cycka blyat?
I wanna play but I don't have any bonus XP left.
>>135229243
>mfw using the xai
>>135294135
Best mouse I ever used. Admittedly I only used 4. And never tried a Zowie.
>guardian has wrist problems
uh-oh
gangrene incoming
no more guardian fellas
>>135294446
luckily OP awp takes no skill and it doesnt matter
>>135294446
From what? Awpers literally just camp shit and flick. They don't stress their hand like riflers.
>>135294735
most awpers barely even need to flick lol the enemy literally is forced to run directly into their crosshairs its the way the "game" is designed
Why is the Mag-7 part of the pro meta but the auto shotty isn't?
>>135295534
reliably 1hits from a respectable range
>>135295534
$/kill and price
>>135295534
the mag kills in one hit as long as you aim well, and the pros can aim well
the xm is much better for lower-skilled players who can spam it and get decent results
guardian of my skines <3~
>>135296963
You're right but with that said the xm has better kill potential when you're elevated above the enemy.
>5v3
>still lose
nice one dignitas
>still no anime csgog discordapp.com
god i hate this brit commentator
>navi can't win by 5 on first map to fuck my bet
>win by over ten on second map
I hate you navi
steel has been streaming for 18 hours what is wrong with him what happened?
Longest stream he's done before was like 8 hours before he passed out drunk out of his fucking mind
>>135299231
we all do
hes esls good little cuck though he'll never go away
>>135299778
dig are pretty decent on mirage anon, why would you make that bet?
>>135299852
staying up to fix his sleep schedule probably?
>>135300545
Why would he want to do that though? Most of FPL players are active and playing at night and that's the thing he enjoys the most
hi, i'm new in 4chan i usually play with csgo
>>135300709
Might need to start streaming during the day so he has time for nocturnal activities with people who have real jobs
>>135300826
and I'm a girl lol
>>135241013
I'm 100% enjoying the ride in this microhacking era
It makes for the best tears
>>135300826
welcome
>>135291912
>skines
ftfy
>guy gets mad
>turns off his nanohacks
>turns on his microhacks
>still plays like shit
>switches to his macrohacks
>he wins
why is VAC so shit at detection? It's so fucking obvious when people do this.
>tfw you drop a 40 bomb and still lose
where to get better hacks senpai
>>135300826
hello my friend
>>135303587
Step up senpai
>>135304539
gg fuckers
so its pretty much confirmed that semmler is a fag right?
>>135306063
Hello newfuck
Semmler slays on the reg
>>135306063
he is bi you dumbass
is 3 sens 400dpi high sens? where does low sens end? is there mid sens?
>>135307936
only preference
>>135307936
2 to 2.5 at 400 seems to be the average
>>135307936
If you have 6/11 in windows then yes. Compared to most pro players thats considered high sens.
>>135307983
excellent post
>>135307936
low sens for me ends when i have to do 2 full swipes for a 360
le edshot mashin
WHEN WILL ZOWIE COME TO SOUTH AMERICA
Please, everyone is tired of shit brand mice. Please.
>>135308789
ask your daddy fallen, his team is sponsored by them
why is Haruhi so god damn cute
>>135309004
why do you like feminine boy penis, anon?
steel just farted on stream
nice
>>135309326
I would only consider it if it's Haruhi's desu
>>135309419
he often farts on stream
>>135309419
http://oddshot.tv/shot/steel-tv-20160315211516592
>>135308789
zowie is the biggest meme brand
>>135310071
Their mice are simple, work fine and aren't that expensive.
Apparently that is too much to ask for the brands that come here
>>135309419
I bet you want to stick your nose deep between his sweaty cheeks and just inhale his stinky meaty farts haha
>>135310513
is scream THE biggest fuccboi in the competitive scene
>>135310513
been a long ass time since I've actually seen a list like this that's correct
>>135310513
fallen is our guy? i have mixed feelings about this
>>135310513
>a literal monkey
>our guy
give me ur address and ill kill you no fucking jk IM FUMING
>>135310513
been a long ass time since I've actually seen a list like this that's this incorrect
>>135310513
>>135310662
Wait I just saw NV there.
Fuck off never mind it's shit
>>135310513
>asstrails our guys
i love u, anon. based danecucks
>>135310374
Sure haha
3kliksphilip's gf
>>135310513
>fnatic
>nv
>a jew
>a shitskin
>our guys
neo csgog really is the bottom of the barrell
SWITCH ENVY U FUCKING RETARD
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING SON
>nandos is british cooking
semmler, it's fucking portugese chicken
>>135310893
since summit came out as a Trump fan shouldn't he be one of our guys now?
>>135310513
I miss DDK and black DDK, fuck pansy and semmler.
>>135311010
hello false flagging reddit
>>135310513
>>135310893
why is scream their guy?
>>135311084
source
>>135310513
>fnatic
>envy
>steel
>dazed
>lg
>our guys
They literally regularly post on reddit. The only real our guy in that picture is richard lewis, who is banned from all subreddits pretty much for being too based.
>>135311137
hello literal reddit
>>135311270
>*oddshot link*
>LE OMFG LOOK THIS SICK ASS ROUND BY SCREAM AGAINST (random T2-3 team) 3 HEADSHOT CLUTCH
>Look at the rest of the rounds of the whole game
>Scream kd: 0.3
>>135311287
He mentioned it on stream a few weeks ago. I don't source and I'm too lazy to look through hours and hours of stream footage just to find it. All I can tell you is that he was playing h1z1 when he talked about it briefly and his chat freaked out.
>>135311537
>I don't have****** source
>>135311474
what reddit are you going to that has oddshots of anything but shroud/steel/dazed?
also scream has best global rating on g2 (second best on lan)
still a mudslime tho
>>135311474
scream was pretty good when you could strafe shoot easily. csgo was better then also
>moe looks at frag video of dude
>points at kanji
>well this guy has a name with chinese letters so imma automatically think he's a cheater
>>135309419
why do twitch sluts never fart on stream?
Fnatic -flusha +getright after the major
screenshot this post
>>135312647
why exactly
Hello /csgog/, I don't like to ask for charity but if someone of you have a copy of CS:GO to give, I would really enjoy it. I don't have the game, I tried it at a friend's house and I really liked. Since I don't have a CC and I'm a poorfag, if some have can make CS:GO as a gift to me, it would be really nice ! Thanks for reading.
>my account name is positronium7
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198274112989/
>>135312949
Nah man, you don't want to get mixed up in this shit game
>>135313058
Oh yes, I do ! I'm really in a good mind for having fun and trying to do LANs and having a team when I've got the good level !
>>135312949
Just how poor are you?
What are some of you guys jobs and how much do you guys make?
>>135313340
if you got money to go to lan's fuck off and buy your own game or get a job
>>135313473
wall street investor,
175000 yearly
>>135313473
Programmer
€2700 after taxes
>>135313473
I'm a performance artists, depends on the client.
>>135313627
Hey, can you explain a little bit what do you do on a normal day of work? Kinda interested...
>>135313539
Oh no, I've never gone to a LAN party but I think I would really enjoy.
>>135313440
I'm currently diagnotised "clinically depressed", so I can't really work and I don't get neetbux.
>>135314095
Ask your friend to buy it or go beg at the street corner, you should get enough money in 1 hour, then buy a steam card.
>>135313473
I dont have a job, I just play csgo and are depressed during my days.
>>135314095
are you a girl?
>>135314516
hey man I'm sure it'll get better
>>135314082
I basically get tasks to do on a monthly basis and sometimes I have to go to the customer to explain the application.
Very chill job. Most of my colleagues (including the CEO) play CS:GO and we sometimes have after-work LANs at the office.
>>135314516
its more depressing once your internet goes, I had that happen when i was made homeless
>>135314232
My friend(s) is (are) as poor as me, sadly. I'm just asking for a person here with a big-enough heart to give me this game. I would be really glad !
>yet another 12-3 comeback script
geez, esl writers have 0 imagination lately
>>135314658
If you stopped avatar fagging and being a huge faggot overall maybe someone would do it
>>135310513
>nv
>tsm
No
>>135314516
Oh, you're just like me, so.
>>135314538
No, I'm a hairy guy.
>>135314804
lolg pls go
>>135314592
not the guy who asked
but fuck
thats a comfy job
>>135314658
If your friend plays csgo, he probably has enough for another copy in skins or cases, just tell him to sell some on the market and get you the game when its on sale.
>>135314919
>french cucks
>choke danes
>our guys
No.
http://balldroppings.com/js/
moe is so washed up desu
>>135315356
he literally changes his settings every single day like a retard
STOP
POSTING
FUCKING
UGLY
GOOKNIGGER
WOMEN HOLY SHIT
>>135315657
please stop being rude, we're just trying to talk about cs
>>135314095
clinically depressed people work all the time, fuck off you lazy sack of shit stop feeling sorry for yourself, how do you even eat
>>135314787
What does "avatar fagging" means ? Is it because of pictures of asian girls ? I try to give this thread a good mood. I'll try to do my best in efforts.
>>135315013
Oh ! You mean the friend at who I've played CS:GO in his house ? No, he's a jerk-off, he's a full-neet with many bucks coming from government and he doesn't give me something. He have smartphone, razer products, tablets and all other things than he paid with neetbux money but no, he doesn't want to buy me CS:GO. You know, it's that kind of "friend".
>>135313473
I work at pharmaceutical company that also provides medical supplies for senior citizens homes. Specifically I'm the guy that makes sure our records for things like doctors orders are up to date for all of our clients so they can get the things they need. I make 13.75 an hour but I just started working their recently. After a couple of years I should be at 20 dollars an hour.
>>135315943
>just started working there*
:^D
Can this gook loving faggot fuck off from the thread?
>>135316367
H o w m u c h ?
>>135316367
give up on life
tfw finally hit supreme after 400 hours
>>135310513
>Flusha is our guy
not a fucking chance
>>135316732
If someone give me a copy of CS:GO, yeah.
>>135312935vac ban
>>135317241
Get FLushed
>>135317241
you can fuck off now reddit
>>135316984
>>135316987
Not bad actually, these are current prices. (unchecked past prices)
>>135317497
i've been there. The Fall major of 2014 really fucked me up hard core. Literally went from 170 (that I bet up to from basically 0) to 20 bucks.
Please, buy me CS:GO.
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198274112989/
>>135317896
>no profile
>no anime
how am i expected to like you as a person
>>135317896
>not even a full hour of games played total
no
>>135317749
Hope the major treats me alright.
>>135317896
are you a cute boy?
>>135317217
>that bulge
>>135317896
sended ;^3
>>135317896
post your timestamped feet and ill buy you csgo
>>135318553
forgot pic
>>135318813
>forgot pic
what do you mean by this
>>135318902
>what do you mean by this
what do you mean by this
>>135318813
>not using metro skin so you never have to edit your account name out
literally rofling on the floor lmaoing my ass off at you
>>135319001
>>what do you mean by this
>
>what do you mean by this
what do you meme by this
>>135309819
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/steel-tv-20160315211516592
LMAO
>>135319064
oh fuck the way you talk and put him in his place
jesus christ I want to be your cock slut please use me I will make you cum every single time you ask
>>135319347
i'll bully you on discordapp.com you submissive slut
This one wep on the market has price jumps from $3 to $6.34 in 10 listings.
It used to be $2, should I sell now or wait?
>>135319347
only if its some prime boypussy otherwise you aint worth the time
>>135319817
Buy first ten and then sell for much more.
Eziest profit of your life.
>>135319861
>15 months in a year
lmao, are you retarded?
>>135319941
literally the primest and juiciest
>>135319972
No, I'm not.
>>135319861
Jesus this fucking guy. Hope you get jack
>>135320089
smallest number/bigger numbers/biggest number
why is it so hard for yuros to understand
>>135320030
lets see it then
>>135319861
lmao this faggot really hoping someone would buy him csgo
and i bet there are faggots degenerate enough to fap to your stinking feet
you basically whored yourself for nothing
uhmmmmmmmm........................................................................................................................................................ where's the new thead gotards?
I just won a 400$ karambit in a giveaway from moe
What should I do? Sell for a bayo (I prefer bayos)? On which site?
At the very least I'll probably sell my old knife and get a nice ak/awp skin
>>135320724
I'll trade my bayo for it
>>135320724
I would just sell it on opskins and upgrade my computer. That's just me though.
>>135320724
Sell it for bayo and buy betting skines with left over.
>>135311348
What was the op post in the pic?
>>135320197
let them be, they thought the earth was flat for thousands of years after all.
>>135320098
I just want CS:GO...
>>135320273
I don't care if someone fap to my foot, I just want to play CS:GO but I don't have the money, so yeah, basically, I'm whoring here.
>>135321113
but earth is flat
>>135321232
pics?
>>135321232
fuck off pedo
>>135288791
you obv dont watch basketball
>>135321472
but I do and they don't have such an event. You'd have to be an idiot to say 2nd year players were "veterans" in the rookie-sophomore game, so I will just assume you are mistaken about something else.
>the earth isn't flat
>>135321725
This.
>i get muh science from le epik space black man
is earth a loli?
Hey guys I haven't played CS:GO in months since my team split up. Is it okay if I hang. I played a few matches of CEVO today but I don't think that counts
>>135321943
csgo doesn't matter here, only memes
>>135321943
you can hang on daddy's fat cock right here
>>135321943
The thread is 70% memes 20% gook loving avatar fagging beggar and 10% csgo
You'll fit right in
>>135321725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5aCH04AYGA
Praise Jesus
>>135320724
sell karambit
buy 400dollars worth of keys
Buy me CS:GO, please. I'll do everything you want.
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198274112989/
>>135321859
>not getting all your scientific shit from black science man and/or bill nye
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CoxkQ2xBQ&feature=youtu.be&t=288
E-sport journalist for ten (10) years reporting in
>>135313627
what cunt?
sounds hella comfy
>>135320724
trade the karambit to me in exchange for my bayo and a blowjob
>>135322446
if you can post pics of underage japanese girls in micro bikinis on here ill give it to you a minimum of 15 pictures. i will know if theyre underage or not so watch what you post
>>135322446
post cock
>tfw microhacking in esea-open playoffs
is steel doing a 24hour? i left his stream on and its still going on
>>135322795
If I post underage girls, I'm gonna go in jail.
>>135322832
If I post my cock, I'm gonna be banned.
>>135323175
You madman
/csgog/ we need to get dosia and JW into the all star game
do you know what website youre on?
>>135323302
but you'll get cs
the only correct EU lineup
steel looks fucking dead lmao
>>135323783
hes been up for over 24 hours at the least
>>135324142
but why? for charity or some shit?
>jews donating to charity
>>135324251
>but why?
What else is he gonna do?
how do I learn good movement whats so important about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
i told you to post little girls.
>>135325296
>>135325296
hot
NEW THREAD FAMILY
>>135326040
>>135326040
>>135326040
