Undertale Edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide:
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Suck less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgT1eq3CLM
First for reddit
>Be gay
>don't listen to girl talk
>get beheaded in saudi arabia
Can it be any simpler?
8 by 6 and 6 foot 3
I can get any lady
>>135224728
25 or 6 to 4 minimum
are there any good non pro streamers? i want to watch someone who is shit
>>135224405
undertale is cancer
>>135224870
hiko, shroud
>>135224870
>any good non pro streamers?
>i want to watch someone who is shit
I'm assuming you meant 'who isn't shit'?
>>135223350
Rollan
>>135225321
i mean "good at streaming" but "shit at the game"
weird I had to spell it out for you.
>>135224870
war owl
>>135225424
Not really, "non pro streamers" could also mean someone who doesn't stream for a living. I thought maybe you wanted to watch someone stream who wouldn't shit up the stream with facecams, mousecams, and other pointless bullshit.
Sorry for trying to figure out exactly what you wanted before trying to make a suggestion.
>>135225945
don't be sorry for being stupid. it can't be helped.
>>135225424
just watch mantrousse or one of the casters
>>135226076
It's fine, I'm not actually sorry. It's something called sarcasm. You should look it up.
songs that should be mvp themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7dg8vRDM68
>>135226279
>attempting sarcasm in text format
Wow you're really a terminal case, wonder why your parents didn't catch it early.
>>135226394
>being unable to determine when someone is being disingenuous
Wow you're really a terminal case, wonder why your parents didn't catch it early.
>>135226590
Anon, nobody is judging you for being stupid, but your continued pleas are becoming annoying.
Post songs to dm to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4O7aI87E3g
>>135226323
John Cena
Darude - Sandstorm
Megalovania
>>135226772
Oh man, you sure showed me. Guess I better never come back to this anonymous image board, some fag trying to do damage control might recognize me.
Real talk though, thanks for reminding me as to why I stopped coming to this board.
>>135227034
>Megalovania
Hello undertale general kys
>>135227001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
>>135227161
Did it bring up bad memories for you? I hope you realize my intent was not to bully you for your condition.
>>135227220
Hello underage shitposter kys
Any comfy streamer up right now? I'm ill and need something to watch.
>>135227776
you could bore yourself to sleep with the CEVO NA match that's on soon
>>135228078
Perfect
>>135228078
Lets all watch it together ;)
>>135227265
>Did it bring up bad memories for you?
Yes, bad memories of how everyone on this board has their head up their ass farther then any Paladin could hope to achieve.
>I hope you realize my intent was not to bully you for your condition.
>my intent was not to bully you
First of all, lies. Secondly, that's literally not even bullyingIt's us trying to out autism each other while everyone laughs at us,, try harder fag.but most likely just me
https://www.twitch.
tv/troflecopter
>>135228775
Don't reply to me ever again, or else.
>>135229061
:^(
>he uses a steelseries rival
>>135229243
Weak bait, SS rival is the best mouse ever made.
>>135229340
hello reddo
>>135229243
isn't that what flusha uses
>>135229340
thats a wierd way of spelling zowie ec2-a lMFAO
>>135229440
rival sensor is better
>his mouse is a name brand that costs over $5
>>135229440
Oops, meant to say ec1-a. My bad guys!
>>135229504
theyre the exact same sensor? (3310)
>not using a deltaco mouse
Should I buy left or right bros?
>>135229723
>fnashit
lol
Smokin weed (weed weed)
Gettin blazed (weed weed)
CSGO (weed weed)
Wet the bed (weed weed)
>>135229910
hello redit
>>135229723
Buy a razor and put it inside your dick
>>135229778
>>135229910
bros, if I put a fnatic sticker on my gun and spent every match yelling that they're literally (literally) our guys, would I be playing cs correctly?
>>135230175
only if you stick them on a cz
>>135230136
pls no bully
was just looking for input
>>135229723
>2015
>not knowing what the current year is
>>135230175
Buy a key, open a case, and get a shitty Mil-Spec. It'll be a better use of your money.
Is there ANY point to using the R8 since the nerf? It just seems to me like anything it can do, the Deagle can do better.
>Crime of the Century starts playing
>My hand goes to the deagle
>>135230393
It gives you time to line up the shot more? Idk
>>135230393
it is completely useless except as a meme
>>135230318
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>>135230367
no it's not
that's a fucking waste
a sticker, if I don't use it, could, and probably will, appreciate in value
>press tab
>nothing happens
uhhhhhh gotards??
>>135230393
Isn't it more accurate at longrange? Other than that, no I don't think there is any reason to use it.
>>135230581
I've had that bug
My favorite bug is the one where you're in a lobby and go to type and can't. I fucking love that bug.
>>135230569
but you're spending $1 on keys to open stickers, and odds are you're going to get a non foil piece of shit that MIGHT inflate to 50 cents on the market
>>135230569
>if I don't use it
Expect you literary said you would put it on your gun.
>if I put a fnatic sticker on my gun
Used=worthless, therefore a shit nine cent blue skin is better, as it actually has value. Maybe you should think before you post.
>>135230828
breh
they sell both of those stickers on the market
you don't need to open a capsule to get them
they both currently go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xWfEoFSlFU
where the frag videos at
>>135231143
that was really something special
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Remember when you used to go into chats with people and type asl and only respond if they said 14-17/F/*location near me*
Those were good times
>>135231950
i always wanted them to be from florida even though I'm from nowhere near there
>>135231950
no you goddamn creep
>>135231950
omegle can still give you what you're looking for, anon
>>135232085
Not the same these days, maybe I just got older, but the girls are as cute or innocent as they used to be
>>135232060
I was 14-17 at that time you dumb dumb
>>135231950
>asl?
14/f/OH
>kewl beans 15/m/pa here
hee hee
>pics?
hmm gimme a sec
*sends pic of some model*
>oh hot lol
pretty much my average ICQ/yahoo games chat back in the day
recommend a mouse which is $70 at most.
>>135232426
just get a white mouse from the pet store, super cheap and really they taste the same as expensive ones.
>>135232426
https://www.dreammachines.io/collections/gaming-mice/products/dm1-pro-gaming-mouse
>>135232426
ec1-a
>1200+ hrs of play
>320 competitive wins
>gold nova 2
>>135232426
theyre having a sale on massdrop if youre into that reddit site
Rate my mouse
>>135232426
http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-mice/razer-naga
>>135232805
10/10
>>135232661
literally nys
>>135232875
Wrong link.
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/razer-naga-expert-mmo-gaming-mouse-black/1653812.p?id=1219058303220&skuId=1653812&ref=212&loc=1
>Razer mice
Have you guys ever had those moments where you're super hungry and it's like midnight but you don't want to wake up everybody else
>>135233337
Nah I just eat all my calories during the day when I need the energy
>>135233337
Almost every fucking day. As a matter of fact I'm going to the store to buy snacks at 5 AM right now, so I don't make noise in the kitchen.
>>135232426
https://www.radioshack.com/collections/tablets-pc-accessories-gaming/products/steelseries-rival-300-gaming-mouse?variant=16338878597
>>135233337
>not living alone
nice life you fucking neet
>>135233337
>not living alone
so it really is true what they say about gotards
>>135233337
How much noise do you make while getting food what is wrong with you. Going for a piss is louder.
anime
>Drakeposting
>>135233747
>How much noise do you make while getting food what is wrong with you. Going for a piss is louder.
Sometimes you want something like a few eggs so then you have to get out a frying pan and the toaster along with a few eggs and doing that makes a bit of noise
>>135233636
>>135233647
>tfw hopefully will be living alone in a few months
Living alone must be the tits.
>>135234594
how small is your house?
>>135234674
It's a relatively average house it's just that whoever built it made the walls paper thin and everybody except me are light sleepers and the slightest sound wakes them up
dubs = play cs
not dubs = don't
>never played cs:go
>be silver 1
>win 12 games in a row
>22 competetive wins
>30-40 kills each game
>different maps: dust2, inferno, nuke
>drink a bottle of water
>still silver 1
>drink a cup of coffee
>party with my buddy who is calibrating
>against gn1 and silver elites
>30ish kills, win
>still silver 1
Can somebody explain this to me senpaitachi? What am I doing wrong? It just feels dull and boring at this point.
>>135234674
What if he lives in an apartment?
>>135235035
That's just a very small house
>>135235082
You're a very small house.
hello is this the undertale general
can i talk about fucking the goat here
>>135235163
For you.
>>135235010
enjoy it
it doesn't last forever
I wish there was a way in this game that let's you play only as the police and never as the muslims.
>>135235597
it's called casual
>>135235597
it's called America's Army
where my shitters at
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242879843405/76561198001736413
>>135235332
we better not. split up.
>>135235752
in casual sometimes you play as french muslim police though
>>135236657
eu?
>>135236832
no but i have like 100 ping all the time anyways so it doesnt matter
the CSS m4a1 unironically sounds and handles way better than the GO one
You know, I've been thinking about it, and Semmler is kind of a faggot.
>>135236903
flusha urself
why do CEVO matches always have long delays
>>135237047
NA CS
holy shit nothing in this game infuriates me more than someone getting more kills than me
BOT ADREN
>>135232805
10/10, the mice of legends
What maps d oyou have in your Queue /csgog/
Vertigo
Dust
Militia
Cobblestonei know i have shit taste but these are my favorite maps
Who is watching the cevo match? Shits intense
>>135238276
I am, NA match at its purest.
>>135238213
cruise and tulip :>
we aug now
>na cs
>>135238213
cache
inferno
mirage
assault
>>135238213
mirage
cache
overpass
>>135238213
i dont play comp
why do fpl pug matches have better tactics than these matches with teams that practice together all the time?
>>135238213
All de_ maps except inferno and the wildfire maps
>>135238213
Dust 11
>>135238957
in NA, people are better at handling how they themselves play than the igl is at handling the team, so if everyone just pugged and TRIED, they do well, but anything else is terrible
>>135238213
tulip
royal
coast
santorini
nuke
mirage
overpass
>>135238957
because FPL sometimes has based god dazed calling strats
>>135238213
Overpass
Inferno
Nuke
CacheTulip
>>135238213
I have mg in my filter
>>135238213
D2
Inferno
>dog barking in background
>turks smoking and planning genocides in background
what is better stream experience?
>my vagina when his map pool doesn't include train
Dazed is streaming and looks like he's about to khs.
>>135239701
train a shit map, no shiny "upgrades" can fix that
>>135239648
lol
desu, current cevo is all the best parts of old esea streams (trying to be good and knowing they're the underdog) + some professionalism. i like them. they're ok in my book famas
>>135239871
let me know when he starts playing elliott smith songs
>>135240079
this was always my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afeAUndotas
>>135239871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FibQJq1cO58
>>135239648
I liked thebetway broadcasts with turks chatting in the background. made me feel like the old days in an internet cafe
DONT HATE THE PLAYA DONT HATE THE GAME
>>135236657
gonna be out in a few
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FriendzoningMisandrist/
DUDE
>>135240576
SO GAY
>>135240427
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242879894067/76561198001736413
>>135240079
I don't know who that is or what they sound like.
what foods should i eat to be good at csgo
>>135240704
welp too bad goodle doesn't exist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>135240732
cum
>>135240732
Pizza, Weed, Irn Bru
>>135240732
brotein shakes
>>135240262
Who's that long haired neckbeard dude with the TV shirt? Is it rooroo?
>>135240732
rusty nails
>tfw found out there are Bernie an Trump emotes on steam
time to meme my profile
>>135240801
No, I don't want to know either. I bet it's a shit musician.
>>135240732
pocky, dango, udon
>>135240732
im drinking 2 wine, then ninkasi IPA and some potato things from albertsons
r8 my local brewery
https://youtu.be/ATYwuPl9M3w?t=76
I don't get it. What makes Tier 3 NA "coaches" think they can have a valid opinion on whether or not a highly skilled EU player is cheating?
Why can't you dumbasses just shut the fuck up?
please do Gemini with me AAA
australians pls respon
id/kaereste_
>>135240997
ninkasi is pretty good, i prefer deschutes tho
>>135240969
oh well
>>135241013
but hes right retard
>>135241091
i live in eugene and i got some easy way from the doc sails. i dont drink TOO often, but if i'm gonna drink local it's gonna be Swallow Tail vodka or Ballast Point (which is kinda local I guess).
Ballast Point desu has the best tasting beer I've ever had. Grapefruit IPA.
>>135241013
it took you 2 weeks to type this post?
(You) 40 - 7
(Next guy down) 27 - 15
Is there a better feeling?Hardmode: You are not Smurfing
>>135241013
Shut the fuck up flusha, your days are numbered.
col is so shit lmao what a waste of sponsor money
>>135240965
>$17
>$99
I'm good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
>when you accidentally log into coL teamspeak
>>135241484
Because only news up to the last hour is discussed on 4chan, you stupid Merilard clapistan fuckface.
>>135241779
thorin go bully some monkeys on twitter, you're boring
>>135241627
you have a lack of dedication to memes
Ok /csgog/, imagine you have a close relative who turns out to be a microhacks provider for top tier csgo teams. He casually offer you a free microhacks package. What would you do?
Where's our discord channel? I want to talk about anime with my fammys.
>>135242171
take them obviously, it's only a game maybe I can make some money for a few months before ban
>>135242171
accept it and send it to flusha
Alright guys, you have 3 options, so pick wisely.
1. You get the power of telling lies. Nobody can ever lie to you about anything, you can know the truth about anything. Flusha cheating? 9/11? Jews? You can know it all. Downside is if you're not very, very smart of how you use your powers, you'll be constantly targeted by the mafia and might get murdered.
2. You're the best CS player in the world. Not only that, but any team you join becomes the best, no matter what. You can make a team with Dazed, with your grandmother, with your best friends, with whoever can operate a computer. And you'll win everything, the fnatic era is dead. Downside is you're a virgin forever, and if you're not one now, it get's undone. Gay sex can't be had either, nobody wants you.
3. You go back in time to when you're a little kid, and receive your Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry invitation. Downside is the hatfag places you in slytherin and your whole family dies in an magical accident. The school still supports you until you can get work.
16-0
>>135242171
sell it for a p250 skin
>>135242345
2 obviously
unfortunately it's already who I am
>>135242345
2 obviously, duh. Sex is extremely overrated.
can COL FUCKIGN DISBAND ALREADY
>>135242545
>>135242473
Damn, shouldn't have put the family thing in option 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jUtHKk48gE
YOU CSGOG APPLY
>>135242345
What's stopping you from getting a prostitute?
Probably 3 because with magic I can do 1 and with no downsides
No matter how bad life will be, at least you'll never play for coL
i am so fucking sick of NA being garbage at this game. i still watch fnatic, LG, and navi to see the highest level of CS but i want a team that i can identify with nationally AND racially.
C9 getting to those 3 straight finals last year was the hypest i've felt toward this game.
i bet this is how swedes feel every month, unless the novelty has worn off.
>>135242345
none of these involve anime becoming real, so I kill myself
>dazed tilting on bad TV writing
Dazed and his fucking rants lmao.
>>135242873
Ok, here you go.
4. You get transported to an anime world of your choice. You can't die since anime is eternal. Downside is you're not a main character and you can never get to do things with them.
>>135243273
can I sneak into their houses and sniff pantsu at least?
Then he pulls out a BAZOOKA
Ten of them die
>>135243404
I amSHOCKED
>>135243342
No, you can't find them ever. You can only hear things about them from third party sources. The upside to this is that you get to choose what the anime is, you get to write the plot per say. But you're just a random joe in it.
>>135243468
GLAWKED
Dude I've never seen any of these shows Dazed talks about and havne't heard about the majority of them, but I can't stop laughing at his autism.
>>135242793
csgo is a trash game
na needs to bring back arena shooters. that's something we actually dominated at
>>135241529
only if u win 16-14 with u clutch 1v5 at the end desu
>>135243892
Well you still dominate in Halo and Call of Duty...yoooo rofl
>>135242793
This will never change because shithead valve banned the NA team that could - IBP. Maybe in the next generation of pros, but highly doubtful.
>>135224405
>get vote kicked for the first time in 10 matches
>7 day comp ban
nice game gotards
>>135243541
This is ok
>>135244204
>because shithead valve banned
more like because IBP chose to ruin the entire scene to get some pixels in a video game
>>135244204
A year ago DaZed posted something on reddit like "Good practice in NA is impossible because teams get too scrimmy instead of working on their issues."
A year later and Fallen confirmed this is still a problem. DaZed had a way better mindset than anyone else in NA except maybe Steel. But Steel was/is still unproven as a GO IGL.
>>135244394
Ruined the entire scene even though the scene is bigger than it's ever been, and would remain that way even had they not been banned?
>>135244451
Ruined the scene because you can no longer look at an upset win without thinking it's potentially a throw, the same way you can't watch a pro go ham without the nagging suspicion that he's cheating after KQLY got banned.
>>135244502
>you can no longer look at an upset win without thinking it's potentially a throw
Maybe if you're a retard. I assure you 99.999% of the fanbase doesn't consider this a legitimate problem.
By the way, matchfixing existed before that IBP throw.
>the same way you can't watch a pro go ham without the nagging suspicion that he's cheating after KQLY got banned.
Well it's completely obvious Flusha is cheating so there's no nag about that.
>>135244589
>Well it's completely obvious Flusha is cheating
I used to think this when I was GN4 too
>>135244204
it probably won't change. esea kind of killed the quality of the na scene and i've seen it happen. everyone is a pugger these days and plays for themselves. no one knows how to play as a team and they are too focused on stats. used to be finding pugs in irc at least still required team work and communication which helped players grow more than frag hunting esea bullshit stat padding
>>135244652
But players way more knowledgeable and skilled than you'll ever be also agree Flusha is cheating.
>>135244786
Such as...?
>>135244802
Steel.
>>135244876
>NA pugger opinion
>relevant
try again
>>135244876
steel is shit and never accomplished anything
>>135244204
Fucking a, we could've had Evil Geniuses with swag, Skadoodle, Hiko, and AZK. All being led by Dazed. That's pretty much the best NA had to offer except for maybe AZK. Shit would've been glorious. An NA team you could actually root for and expect to get something done. But no, Valve bans them for life for throwing a single insignificant CEVO match before any rules were in place. Dream team dead.
Whats with the random flusha damage control up in here? It's as if people here use/sell cheats.
Flusha
I wonder if steel and dazed are still buddies after the IBP drama.
>>135244985
Because "le flusha is a confirmed cheater!" is a surefire way to tell someone is from reddit and most likely below DMG OR a salty american who thinks the reason his teams can't compare isn't because they're shit because the europeans are cheating.
>>135245153
I'm neither of these, so nice projecting, redditor cheater.
>>135245259
sure you aren't :)
>americans actually want a team that cucked them out of their skines to represent them
>>135245505
still no proofs
>>135245153
kqly's cheat could have easily been used at lan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpSIhX8Zf8
aye
What if EU is only better than NA because cheats?
>>135245505
no sympathy for gambling degenerates especially since skins and gambling have turned the cs scene into crap
>>135227001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Drgaa2zjg
god I'm gonna enjoy the day reddit's guys get banned and ours don't
>>135245720
this is every NA player's headcanon
>>135245798
which ones are ours again?
>>135245848
nice try redditor
>>135245637
i like this
http://zorkz.ovh/nafpl/soundboard/
>>135241024
still want to
Who do you like more, DaZeD or Steel?
>>135245991
>liking NA players
???
>>135232085
it's really hard to find humans on omegle anymore
it's even harder to find the ones that aren't complete normalfag trash and use cute emoticons/have fetishes
>>135245991
dazed, slightly less jewwy
>>135245991
I can't decide. Probably Dazed because he's better at the game.
>>135245991
idk i love both t b h
>>135246048
what's wrong with fetish
>>135224405
>Posting memestablook
wew
also
>No MLG Sans
"geetttttt fucked on!"
