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>How to git gud
Suck less
xth for breeding pansy
trading blue laminate with titan holo sticker (katowice 2014)
>>135099209
Will suck for it but thats it
is mg1 with ~250 hrs good?
>>135099209
sent ;)
>>135099269
i'm mg1 with 1300 hrs
he going in
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/709147882448953345
>esports historian
:^)
SMASH DA LIKE
Polaks watch anime that's why they are so good at CS.
>>135099209
I'll trade you a BS P2000 | Ivory for it.
>>135099820
>Hoverhander
no
>>135100229
Take that back... Or else
>>135097852
>stickers
Trash.
>Just lost 165 dollars because fnatic couldn't tell where the beeping was coming from in the pistol round
>>135101281
>doubting our guys
>>135101281
Fnatic toggled on.
>>135101281
NEVER DOUBT
Why do pro players look into walls?
awps ruin games
CHRISJ OUR BOY
>>135101738
>>135101747
>>135101902
I lost the handicap. My money is still gone
that last half of gathers v CNG
>>135098874
you're 14 posts late faggot
betting todays big winnings on this match
wew lad
spiidi is the only positive player on mousesports
are stretched resolutions for redditors and memers?
>>135103029
Yes.
>>135102714
>.0.63 dollar
>big winnings
fucking pleb
>>135103430
It's called 63 cents.
>>135103430
started with .10 lol
copenhagen always come through
guys can you please post all your JW pics? i lost all of mine:(
So I reached DMG yesterday. In the last 5 games I've played there's been a smurf in each one. Sometimes in my team, sometimes in enemy team. Is this normal? Lower ranks had smurfs as well, but it's getting ridiculous now. Also noticed that stuff like wh and aim is becoming a lot more common.
Anyone know what happens if you lose against someone and then they get banned for cheating?
I hate fnatic
They seriously lost this because of that pistol round
FNATIC HACKS DIDN'T WORK
>>135102251
>>135103984
>Anyone know what happens if you lose against someone and then they get banned for cheating?
that match doesn't count and you get back lost points
>>135103984
i removes the match from all history
at least that is what happens if you win with a cheater on your team
>flusha couldn't find the bomb to defuse
>fnatic lose game
>>135101281
and the comeback from mouz started there, haha.
THANKS FOR THE SKINS FNATIC FANGAYS
KEK SWEDES LOSE AGAIN LMAO
HAHAHAHAAHAH
HOLY FUCK I WON SO MANY SKINS
why did fnatic go against the scrip and lose the OT?
never doubted our literal guys for a second desu familia
>>135104172
Do you get any confirmation that it happened? How long does it normally take? I know that my entire team reported him, so he's probably gonna get overwatched, but maybe if he wasn't cheating I want to know roughly the time to expect.
>>135104223
How often do you bet against fnatic?
>>135104135
I seriously believe they are throwing regularly against mouz.
It's the third time I've seen it like this.
wish i put more than 0.1 on mouse
>>135104314
>how often do i bet against fnatic
the better question/the one you should be asking is "how often do i bet on our guys?"
and the answer to that one isALL THE TIME LMAO
thank you cuck swedes!
>resisted the urge to go all-in on fnatic
wew lad
>>135104314
when the fucking retards who bet on lounge assume they're an infailable team and give mouz 13% odds on a map they historically perform incredibly highly on
lddm or cnb
im on lddm because they havent played like shit today
Can Pansy fucking stop being such a half dyke and piff upp for once, she looks like a fucking hobo.
I would rather gay with the guy in the middle.
reminder to our friends that NA is a joke of a scene and the only way to bet on NA is to bet low underdog every game and buckle up for the ride.
>when he bets on roca
>>135105239
NA "stars" are only in eSports because they want a career in marketing. They dont give a shit about competing.
Look at fucking n0thing, dosent care shit about his teams results, just tweets different companies and their AWESOME PRODUCTS all the time.
I need to be bred
I just got kicked for buying a nova,
why do people get so asshurt about it?
>>135106385
i usually play p250/nova/scout and buy every round. nova is great weapon
>>135106641
I did too. Playing close cat/ladder room on Garage.
scored a kill,.
got called out for "griefing" and got kicked.
>tfw winning 16-2 with the last few rounds only playing with knife zeus and negev
i just want to personally thank all smurfs here
>almost carry to tie
>last round
>1v4
>guy kills 2 of my teammates
>4hp
>grabs hostage below me
>think that he's waiting
>wait
>teammate says he's somewhere
>check
>guy peeks me while I'm checking
>last guy stares at him for a second and dies
JUST
>>135106385
>>135106641
>>135106824
>this is what novas think
>>135107414
dmg desu
>>135107414
I'm supreme and I use the sawed off from time to time and no one says shit about it
>>135098874
>NA """"CS"""""
what the fuck is happening to chroma 2 case prices
who /aussieCS/ here?
>>135107498
>dmg
HAHAHA
>>135107638
>sawed off
>not just using the nova
literally not SMFC
What went wrong?
>>135108291
It's not like I use it because I think it's a good gun...
>>135108460
you're a shitty
>>135108291
Why does JW use sawed off?
>>135108650
only map(s) to use is Cobble and maybe Inferno
do you see him use it on Dust 2? NO
>>135108383
polish cs as bad as their economy
>>135108773
use your own brain
>>135108773
You can use it to hold B tunnels/lurk.
It's viable on mirage as well.
With pistols so powerful you don't have to worry about being underpowered in a site take.
You sound like a sperg.
>>135109408
>>135109220
>Crime of the Century start playing
>Reach for my Deagle
>he didnt bet on lddm
l
o
m
a
o
>>135108650
Because he's one of the best players in the world playing on the best team in the world playing against scrubs
>people trying to talk to streamers in twitch chat about their day
>doing garbage on main
>make new account to readjust
>go from Silver 4 to LEM 250~ wins
>go back to main after rank shift
>can't get past MG2
>go back to LEM acc
>either wiping the floor with the other team or getting games slightly harder then MG2
wtf is going on?
Anyone else having problem with this bullshit?
>>135114249
flush yourself
>>135114249
ummm............. no I'm not trying to cheat so of course I don't have this problem.
>>135114249
nys
>tfw had to carry some irish kids in MM
Dude, Russians speak better English. Holy shit.
>Clown9 vs Selfless
literally who?
>>135114604
Selfless could upset, odds are dumb.
>>135114604
what
>haven't played csgo comp since nov
>lose rank (was badge)
>play comp earlier today with some silver friends
>ranked at nova 1
>play some more, win 2 in a row, both with over 40 kills.
>still nova 1
what gives?
>>135114249
It happened to me before. It turned out to be the shitty USB 3.0 drivers for my motherboard.
>>135113415
you give a big smelly shit what your mains rank is obviously??
>>135115212
Why are you so fucking dumb? Did you just expect to rank up several levels just after winning a couple games?
Read about elo points you dumb fuck.
>wake up
>still microhacking everywhere
What's the best knife in the game and why is it the Huntsman Fade?
>>135116209
m9/bayo*
Should I sell my Aqua and get a Vulcan? What would you guys do? My Aqua is MW I think I would get a MW Vulcan in exchange (I know it's more expensive)
>>135116647
Vulcan is such a shit uninspiring skin. Better the frontside misty if youre into that
>>135116209
knives are all shit because they are proof of the toxic nature of the communitty
>>135116209
Bayo
>>135116209
Yeah no, it's actually the M9 Ruby
>>135116209
That's sure a funny way of spelling the Karambit Ultraviolet.
>>135116851
It's okay BR. Maybe one day you'll have enough for one :3
now go back to your fucking Worm God you monkey
>>135117406
>he actually values skins
>>135117537
I cashed out profit from trading 2 weeks ago.
Stay mad.
>>135108650
Because he has the brain of a piggy
>>135114249
>Silver 2
>Frankly, US CS sucks
What did Heaton mean by this?
Best A4 skin??
>>135118420
Howl
>>135118420
Faded Zebra
>>135118420
asiimov
>can't bet for a week thanks to the Steam Mobile Authenticator
>>135118420
stock
>>135112261
lmao
>decide to open a few wildfire cases
>get a battlestar
>it's battle scarred
this thing is fucking ugly as fuck desu
Hey guys just thought i'd give you a heads up. I work at a Walgreens and this morning Freakazoid showed up with a few friends and picked up 5 joints of adderall. Bet all in on c9.
>>135102714
>>135104771
>>135112261
yo how long does it take to get out of silver 1. im usually top of my team and i win majority of matches. have 30 comp wins.
I'm so tired of fucking retards in MM. Give me fucking ESEA in Europe already.
>>135119635
Silver is a place that is impossible to get out of it is a bottomless pit that gets deeper and deeper every day
this man has inspired me to push through smokes more often. you would be surprised how often it works
>>135119984
>corn on a hotdog
>>135120076
corn dog.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEH5mNL10oY
make sure to like&subscribe for more anime content
Who here bet on Selfless?
>they aren't learning favela speak from fallen right now
vanilla butterfly or vanilla m9
>>135120401
Portuguese is a disgusting sounding language
COD TRANSPLANT
>>135119984
SHE BANGS SHE BANGS
>there are people who unironically think war owl is good
How does this make you feel /csgog/?
>>135120517
huntsman
>>135120594
oh Muhammad
>>135116209
>>135116551
>>135116851
>>135117016
>>135117185
>>135117334
>implying the default CT Knife isn't GOAT tier
I'm surround by faggots.
>>135121005
do you suck them off?
I love NA CS
>>135120076
>>135120141
o shit...
>>135121226
No, you'll have to ask your dad to suck you off tonight Timmy, sorry. :^)
tfw You can't get out of the habit of aiming for the body instead of head
>>135121726
is this bait?
show me the most attractive csgo comp player
>>135121889
You :)
>>135120772
war owl is our guy, faggot.
>>135121889
>Win eco round
>Forget to pick up gun
>>135121889
>>135122263
he double dropped
happens when you press E twice
>>135118420
Asiimov
Best a1 skin isicarus fell
>awp
>>135119984
i'm going to marry that man
Howl or Fire Serpent?
Why do Cloud9 always have to make bets so complicated
>tfw no cute weeb friend to play casual with
>>135124318
>tfw cute weeb friends period
>>135124780
Don't remind me
>>135123485
Howl
>>135119517
Told you guys.
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
>tfw Cloud9 is shit but every fucking time I bet against them they pull shit out of their ass
JUST FUCK OFF
>>135125078
I remember the double kill he got to clutch a critical round vs LG in their bo5 game.
It was on B site overpass and he had 3 hp and an awp and both CTs rotated together through A site and olof got 2 crazy fast flicks.
>>135125213
iktf
Why are these ads cringier than normal
>>135125213
lmao
>>135125495
this too
>>135125381
>falling for the pasta
I JUST HAD A SUPREME KID
ON MY TEM
THAT HAD
15 KILLS
IN 30 ROUNDS
HOW
>>135125381
good game
>>135125495
Don't you want to frag some noobs, anon?
>>135125597
>HOW
By getting a kill every other round
>>135125078
Olof literally had a double kill in the finals of Katowice which kept them in the game
Fuck off
>>135125597
who care....
>>135125078
>>135125752
Do you have downs?
>>135125726
nah i don't remember thay
>>135125871
jw best
>>135125726
>olof got """""lucky"""" to keep them in the game
>>135126592
Stay mad nerd
>>135099269
mg1 with 132 hrs
>na cs
>cloud9
we did it reddit
>elite build ak
blue tier
>elite build p90
blue tier
>elite build awp
pink tier
>mfw
who else /supremebutonlyplays3maps/ here
also
>tfw you go back to your old sensitivity/res and start raping again
feels good man
>>135127327
i came here to post this
>>135127383
vaporwave is shit
Hi. new to csgo.
Was ESEA or Cevo ever really affected by csgo's competitive matchmaking system? Also which is better.
did someone say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
Why have there been so many teamkills in this Selfless v Clown9 shit
>>135127571
>>135127549
ESEA is a botnet but it's also better
>>135127549
No.
ESEA is always better as long as you have a secondary PC to play on, otherwise you compromise your system by installing a rootkit. This isn't a joke.
>>135127729
what's wrong with csgo matchmaking that would make people prefer something like esea?
>>135127886
ESEA has anticheat that isn't a complete joke and 128 tick servers
none of you actually bet on cloud9 right
>North American Counter-Strike
>>135127886
64 tick, non competitive ruleset, and cheaters
also the fact that ESEA was the main way to play competitive in 1.6 so it always had a following, also scrims
In terms of player skill MM is much better at balancing teams and has better players than any alternative pug services however
>>135128108
Still better than yuropoor CSGO
>>135128193
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where the fuck has our guy golden god assad been!?
>bet on selfless on train
>stewie jumps through 12 smokes and never gets punished for it and along with freak carries c9 to the win
>well that sucks but the odds for cache are really good.
>csgolounge is down
>game starts
>csgolounge comes up
>selfless is 8-1
I fucking hate this shit sometimes.
Go fuck yourselves c9 what the fuck
It's cache for fucks sake
>>135128387
Cloud9 more like Choke9
>WERE GETTING FUCKED
>WHAT DO WE DO
>TWO AWPS
>always know not to bet on NA
>never learn
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>135127571
thats the stuff
5 (five)
ct side
cace
What will clown9's excuse be this time?
>>135128649
Betting on NA is easy. Only bet on underdogs with 30-70 odds or better against them in BO1s
Hey, guys. :) shroud here. I am gonna call our hack provider during overtime. Your skins are safe.
>>135128749
couldn't find the addy stash
>>135128938
>overtime
hahahaha not even close to believable.
>>135128938
1v1 servers are more fun than mm will ever be
>Cloud9 keeps trying to teamkill each other
>>135129217
>1v1 server
>kid just waits out the clock so you have to push him
no thank you ma'am
>>135129217
Why do 1v1 in CS? It just doesn't seem as fun as Quake/UT 1v1.
>>135129614
le inhuman reactions man plays at like 20 times that
>>135129612
hardly ever happens if you join a decent server
>>135129614
no
you should be using 400dpi, 0.01 sens
Let's dispel once and for all with the ficiton that Selfless don't know what they are doing, they know exactly what they are doing.
>>135129614
I play [email protected]
our guy 30-8
Uh can we drug test this '''''Mitch''''' kid??
SEAN
THE ADDY
SEAN
>play in silver
>game starts
>guy rushes up boiler
>i'm literally right next to it
>gets killed
>"OMG TEAMMATE HELP ME"
>i tell him to shut the fuck up and let me play
>play and kill both in apps
>i'm top fragging most of the game
>he keeps raging
later:
>t-side after half
>guy has no mic
>i call vote to kick
>he gets kicked
>other guy calls vote to kick
>i get kicked
this is exactly why i'm trying to be a better player, so i don't have to deal with bullshit like this
>>135127953
>>135128131
Valve hasn't upped the tickrate to this very day? oh geez. what joke.
Just played with two animes that were LITERALLY autistic. Like legit autistic. MM is fucking trash.
>>135130034
They fixed the hitboxes which were the bigger problem, tickrate is a non issue now.
DUMPSTERED
U
M
P
S
T
E
R
>>135130091
Have scientists found a link between autism and anime yet?
>>135130141
Nice damage control valve shill. Kill yourself, MM is utter unplayable trash.
>>135130223
t. guy who blames the servers for being GN2
>>135130221
I'm so fucking furious. I want all animes to die immediately.
no more addie = na csgo is garbo
it's that simple
>>135130006
Practice more than you MM and you'll sure gtfo silver soon, otherwise you risk not being able to completely carry every single match and thus losing a bunch thanks to your teammates.
I started doing that when I was nova 1 like a month ago, made it to mg1 already and I still don't feel like there's much of a challenge aim-wise.
>>135130283
I'm supreme. Kill your worthless self. MM is unplayable.
Is Counter strike source like the Brawl of cs?
>>135129891
it's just swag on an alt
>>135130621
people still play brawl
>>135130621
Is Brawl the worst fighting game ever made?
>>135130621
No because Source is better than CZ
>>135130745
No because Brawl isn't a fighting game
>>135130779
pretty sure brawl is better than smash 64.
>>135118420
Daybreak
>>135130779
What is brawl then?
>>135130954
a party game
WHAT IS STEELS NEW SENS
>>135131135
4.2 at 420ppi
>>135130447
Thanks for the advice. I've started using bot aim maps, smoke maps and occasionally DM'ing.
I just hope I can get to the higher ranks. I wonder if they want to win as much as I do.
tfw consistently 10 rws on ESEA
it took about a month, last month i was 7 rws.
>>135131075
No such games exist.
>>135131229
hes turned into such an addict i cant believe its in this much
>>135131308
>that gif
feel the bern
>want to collect my bet winnings
>csgolounge is down for the 30th time this hour
