Crew killers edition
Previous bread: >>135008405
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
Note: Please do not kill fellow crew members, there are already a shitton of shitters online to kill instead, VIP events are no exception, If you do want to engage against crew, make an agreement between the two parties.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>>135116629
>4chan
call me when you're browsing 9gag
>>135116723
rea the madman
Every thread until my motherboard arrives. Try to not have too much fun™ without me please.
Nesquik is an attentionwhore edition. Oh wait, that's just his thing
Urban culture is an important part of any criminal's career.
Spit a verse, /gtag/.
Nessi turn off your hacks, thanks
xth for Goznozzle x Snapdragon
>>135117304
That's what you get for buying chinkshit.
>they will never implement Atari-like games in apartments so people have a reason to be in them
>you will never play Pogo the Monkey as released in '87 Vice City
can someone accept me into the new ps4 crew?
sc: ginsuunj_b
>>135118087
>ps4
Weirdest shit you've seen in GTA:O, go.
Mine's tied between a dude in pastel purple short-shorts and nothing else doing a sick grind on the roof of my car while I was going full-tilt down the highway, and the one time a bunch of dudes dressed like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. bandits fucking E-brake drifted across an alley I had run into, jumped out of their shitty, boxy old car, and promptly blew away the faggot who was out to kill me because I called him a faggot.
post yfw lubby a cutest
>>135118176
i also have it on pc does that make up for it?
>>135118241
>>135117962
Only in Animal crossing
>>135118241
>you guys actually played game modes for once
>I wasnt there
>>135117304
I really hope I'm the one in the suit.
NERF FAGGIOS WHEN
FUCKING OP FUCKERS
>>135119841
Totally agree.
Audi when
>everybody left meme
u_u
fuck Nessi for putting on destroy after 15 seconds, like destroy yourself asshole
>>135121824
git gud faggot
>>135121824
Nessi really isn't as bad as you all say she is. She's kind of cute and bullying her is extremely satisfying. I get so excited when I see her nearby and immediately switch to unarmed so I can push her around and fist her.
>>135121997
I want to push nessi's chest around.
Nessi is a wannabe trans faget
>>135121997
>she
>her
>>135121824
people voted for that, and the entire time i was laughing my ass off
>>135121824
it was fun
shut up
I swear it was a mistake that I put it on motorcycles. I am sorry :-(
>>135123280
I actually got video thanks to shadowplay, ill see later
nessi is my mom
>>135123389
Kid your moms a dyke
I should host more often. Then people would think better of me
why does running into and killing another driver not affect your mental state at all?
>>135123519
Nah.
>>135117461
Nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga
my dick is bigga
had to do it
oh my god. the other team is such losers
>>135119193
If you're in the suit, wouldn't that mean I'd be in the dress? That is not okay,but suitxsuit is certainly okay.I don't have any pictures like that at the moment so enjoy my yuri shitposting some more.
>>135117461
roses are red
violets are blue
if you drive a kuruma
you're worse than poo
violets are blue
roses are red
if I see you in one
I will get mad
I swear I'm older than 10
gamemodes were fun. Cheers nogs
fun times in the crew killing session
we should do it more often
>>135124573looking at you steam name waiting for it to come online wasn't
>>135124438
Your yuri shitposting is disappointing.
>>135124958
Is it a joke or do people in gtag really endorse yuri relationships?
That sort of thing is so immoral.
>>135125556
yuri is pure
Are you ecxited for tomorrows "big" update /gtaog/?
>mfw it's just going to be another moneysink
>>135125705
>implying there will be an update
>>135125556
of course it's a joke
Let's have a round of trains vs pantos
>>135124958
How is it disappointing?
>>135125556
I'm not sure if the rest of gtag endorses it, but I do.
>it's immoral
Just as >>135125686 says, it's the purest form of love.
>>135125805
You're a joke.
>>135126281
>liking anime as an adult
You're the joke m8
>tfw wanna play but hackers made the game boring and uneventful
is it more fun when you play with the gtag group?
You guys play extraction at all in gamemodes earlier?It requires like 8-12 so I'm guessing no.But it has a unique Valkyrie,that no one besides me would like.
>>135126397
This adult will turn your face into minced meat, pussy
>>135127056
Get out qt.
>>135127032
We never went below 14 players until it ended, so we missed out on a few of the lower player count jobs.
So QT joined the new PS4 crew, so I don't know what is even up with that.
Any crew sessions going on or nah
>>135127305
He's going to be playing still but just less?
>>135127182
Who?
Is it even worth owning a car modded by Benny?
I like the Sultan RS but I don't know if it'd be worth getting and modding
>>135129228
here are best cars:
AWD: Sultan RS
RWD: V12 AMG
Best at everything: Motorcycles
>>135129228
benny stuff is just for looks, not performance
get the sultan if you like how it looks and want to do some deep cosmetic customizing to it
>>135129362
People own Rear Wheel Drive cars on purpose?
xth for shilling flying cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIdXzoWjQRc
>>135113514
I easily fit 2 hands, we can both take part. :^)
I haven't played since October.
How do I make money? There has to be an optimal grind.
>>135130983
Have you tried delivering cars for Simeon? He's always texting me about cars he wants, but I never get them because I don't want to break the law.
>>135130983
Just play the damn game.
Do a bunch of missions for a decent payout.
Heist.
Join a VIP org that's doing VIP work.
Participate in freeroam events.
Ask someone from GTAG to help. Just do pretty much anything except sit around in freeroam like some of these dipshits.
>carjack a fat old lady
>"You took my ride! you'll be on a slab soon, motherfucker"
>>135118515
IM GONNA WRECK IT
>>135131438
I wish Rockstar would drop that system for NPC bounties.
It's for that reason that I'm always calling my mechanic, because I don't want to jack an NPC and get a bounty.
>>135131553
it's nice in Solo sessions since NPCs dont actually try to kill you
>>135131635
>i have never stolen a ride near grove street, sandy shores or paleto bay
gtag sucks major donkey dick
![[the current year intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/iWZV8Qg.png "[the current year intensifies].png")
>>135133169
>i posted it again
t. from my time machine in 2013
>>135132554
>stealing from niggers with guns
Ragdoll rollback when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11E-J9HxyWISome of it looks silly but more fun and better than MUH REALISM
>beat horris in golf
u_u
>>135135198
i'd prefer the GTA5 phsysics with the GTA 4 gunplay.
Like when 5 shots to the toe wasn't a kill. And blasting swat would just make them stumble
the STUMBLE BUMBLE was really fucking annoying at times in 4
>>135135198
>peds would grab on to the vehicle
I knew they would hold the vehicle's doors but I never noticed they would also grab on when ran over.
>>135135785
>wearing slut gear for golfing
this is why women are still banned from certain clubs
>>135135920
>
by stumble bumble i mean Niko sometimes forgetting how to fucking walk
>>135135920
It was satisfying seeing the AI react realistically when shot.
AlsoI miss the skipping when aiming.
>that feel when trying to find a Futa in a solo session
>>135135785
I let you win because I felt bad about beating you the last 4 times in a row.
>>135136387
I miss the slavic squattfw you will never squat over nessis dead corpse and micspam farting sounds
>>135136701
>>135136789
I let the AI win because I felt bad about beating them the last 500 times in a row
>>135136449
there's some docks area to the south of the map close to where you do the trevor quest to scout the shipyard. you go there, change game options to have you spawn in at the last area you left, then drive around and search the parking areas. if you don't see a futo, leave game, rejoin lobby and you should be spawned right outside of the area.
took me 2 tries to find one. there's a youtube video that explains it, but I can't seem to find it now.
>>135136743
you can pseudo-slavsquat against your car
>>135135785
ayyy
>>135127056
Who is he?
is NOFN dead? they seem to fucking be
>>135136954
I've read somewhere that if you're in a Fusilade they can spawn by the gas station by the strip club. Do I just take a Fusilade there and sit in it until I see one or do I have to keep leaving the area?
>>135138036
have to keep driving by. that's the first thing I tried, but it never spawned. I'm sure it can but that shit takes forever.
>>135138215
Found it on accident on the way to the docks, actually. Was driving a Fusilade and ended up killing the driver because he swerved out in front of me, so that worked out nicely for me
>>135138036
the trick is to not think about whatever it is you want to find
R* uses the camera on your monitor to scan your brain waves, and if you are thinking about getting something to spawn, it will never spawn
>>135138827
well I wasn't thinking when I killed the guy driving one and didn't even notice it was what I was looking for until I saw the door trim. I'm not sure what else to get now that you can steal, though
What cars do you want to make it to Benny's next?
The rest of the Karin cars (Intruder, Futo, Asterope)
Stanier
Washington
Buffalo S
It's time for Bippucore.
>>135141072
anyone that thinks that much negative camber actually looks good should consider suicide
>>135141792
I'm not really a fan of it, to be honest.
But everything else about bippu cars I dig.
>>135141072
>Stanier
>Washington
At first I wondered what the fuck you were thinking, but then I remembered the Mercury Marauder was a thing.
You've got my vote, anon.
What's /gtaog/'s color scheme?Bright Purple/Midnight Silver here
Imgur.com
/a/GJQ0s
>>135143745
>b-but san andreas FEELS bigger
nostalgiafags are cancer
Closing time
Open all the doors and let you out into the world
Closing time
Turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
>>135143632
>>135143745
>Rockstar will never add San Fierro and Las Venturas
>There'll never be a casino heist
>>135144081
I should just fucking kill myself.
>>135144587
suicide pact when
>>135124438
frilly dresses make me puke.
just give me a white canvas with lace bits and i'm cool.
>>135144114
That's something I want to see
there's literally no point of the casino being there otherwise.
Then again there's a lot of pointless shit in the map.
>>135145285
>there's no point of the casino being there otherwise
>gambling isn't something to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUAVtqgYdo
>>135145384
They wouldn't want anyone getting money when shark cards are readily available.
>>135145384
Except you can't gamble because muh kids and irresponsible adults.
I just want to bust in there and take them for everything they got.
Hell i'd even be okay with the afterstory dlc where he takes all the knowledge he learned from Michael and ran his own heists
>PC
lel
>>135145698
he being franklin btw
>>135145780
e
simply
i
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>tfw you love someone from /GTAG/
>>135146126
go to sleep yuri
>>135146126
hi yuri i love you too
>>135146161
>>135146236
I feel insulted
>>135146454
seriously go to sleep yuri
I know it's you.
>>135143889
San Andreas DOES feel bigger. Keyword there is feel. But I know good and damn well it isn't. SA just made better use of its limited map space.
well shit
>>135146710
Because there's 3 cities and not just "Los Angeles + some rednecks"
>>135146126
IS IT ME?
>>135145698
What is this from?
>>135146126
I know who it isBlater loves himself
>>135146837
I understand why Rockstar did what it did. An HD game with three cities the size of SA's wouldn't really do HD GTA worlds justice.
On the other hand, I'm still waiting for the jump that we got from GTA3 to SA.
>>135146859
No, it's Debbie
>>135147008
Go to bed, Debbie.
>>135146920
A movie called snatch
If you like silly robbery movies it's for you.
>>135146126
>>135146161
>>135146236
>>135146639
>>135146972
I hate myself. I wish I just didn't wake up after falling asleep. But as sure as the sun will rise, so will I. It's not fair.
>>135147256
As long as the Diaz brothers have a career, you have a reason to live. That and make Modesto look better by comparison.
>>135147826
Modesto a shit.
>sent crimefighter. a picture of my johnson
i hope she likes it
>>135148083
why are hold maps so shitty? rockstar should rebalance many game modes before adding new ones
>>135148426
t. Ryan Johnson
>>135148426
dude what the fuck
no you didn't
>>135152736
>>135153034
no need to be upset i did it first
>mfw 150fps
who here /skylake/
>>135155053
mfw 80 fps when recording
thanks I7 4770k
>>135155053
Me.I generally get 30 fps.
>>135155806
dude tone down that msaa
>>135156592
I do not have MSAA turned on, I use FXAA.
>>135145449
>>135156501
> OH SHIUT
>he didn't do the singleplayer campaign with the Knight Rider mod
>>135157792
>singleplayer
>>135116723
>Grand Theft Auto Online General
>>135153628
I don't want to see anyone's dick. Thanks.
If I uncheck "Invites Only" in a crew, does that mean that all I have to do now is accept pending requests and no more need of a invite?
Can randoms join without permission if it isn't invite only?
>>135158518
It means that anyone can join just by clicking join.
>>135158518
Randoms can join if it's not invite only
>>135158553
>>135158578
Noted, thanks.
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The emblem editor is a nightmare to use.
>>135161234
Only the true masters of autism can work with Cuckstar's shitty emblem creator.
Work at it until you have achieved true autism.
>>135161234
I found it equally as autistic to use as battlefields player tag emblem
but dragging shapes around was never my forte
keep up the good work anon
>flying near the military base in a jet
>touch the border ever so slightly
>enemy jet *teleports behind you* and launches sixteen missiles that you can't dodge no matter what
>nothing personell kid
How do those jets even work? I was hit by two missiles that didn't even come from where the red dot was on my map
>>135161818
Teach me your ways, senpai.
>>135162596
Online
A drone spawns already in the air and shoots at you with homing missiles, if they miss it'll use the cannon with 100% accuracy.
SP
You aren't flying anywhere near that fucking swamp
>>135162951
Oh so the cannon was what got me. Why couldn't they just spawn in the planes on the ground like they do for the heists? Also, can the NPCs cheat with the cannon like how the NPC buzzards can aim in two directions at the same time and shoot above/below where you can normally aim?
>>135162596
you know the game will let you dodge those missiles if you know how to perform the loop trick from flight school
get gud shitter
>>135163240
The drone only spawns if you fly into Zancudoor if you try to take a Lazer out.
Dunno, I don't really like getting shot at by it.Plus I don't have enough helicopters on hand to test it.
>>135163343
I just skimmed over the edge of the base by accident so I wasn't exactly ready to perform any tricks. Besides it seems like the cannon was what hit me which I didn't even know the AI could use. The more you know
>>135146161
>>135146236
>>135146639
I didn't post that to be honest,but it is true.
>>135137348
DO NOT bully the tomboy.
Xth for anime fags please die. You don't deserve crimefighter.
>>135164729
Remove anime
>>135165056
add anime
Nessi doesn't taste too bad.
>>135165662
>ready made nesquik
nesquit your life
>>135164729
rude desu
>>135164729
See >>135127056
>>135164729
I date who I want fucker.
I'm not a huge fan of the anime viewer demographic either, but at least some of them are decent at video games, which is all I care about really.
If you want you can MGE me anytime. You know where to find me.
>hosting a game
>see GTAG
>kick
>mfw
Is the Humane Labs Raid first set up still broken?
>Join random adversary mode
>It's rhino hunt
>I'm the rhino
>I just got 75 kills and 0 death
>this mode is the best!
>>135167487
>no one knows I'm kicking them
>better post for attention
I changed my social club name but it wasn't reflected online? Does it take a while?
>>135167924
>broken
In what way?
>>135169626
I just tried to run it a couple of minutes ago, it was impossible to deliver the key codes to the heist planning room.
Trying to enter the apartment gives you a message saying something along the lines of being unable to enter the house with a mission objective.
Standing in the yellow circle does nothing either.
who here cheap apartment?
times be hard as fuck these days.
>>135170607
Kaz is cute. CUTE.
>>135170607
Spoopy
>>135149096
??????
>checking through crew
>webm happens
God bless this playerbase
Are the US, EU servers seperated? Does this board have a crew?
>>135170052
fr that house is great
>>135171503
No,Yes.
You have to be a slav to join though.
>>135169893
Did all 4 players leave the parking lot? You can't turn it in until everyone moves a certain distance away from the lot.
Wearing those stupid orange masks is asking to be shot in the head.
Reminder in singleplayer pets can be set to have a random NPC as an owner.
They will follow and defend their owner.
They will attack anyone their owner targets.T E C H N O L O G Y
>GTA6 in Chicago (fake-reports are fake)
>Story mode in combination with online mode
>Two protagonists you are going to play (male and female) as well as your own costumized character
>Much more forests, landscapes, lakes and small towns than in V
>Coming beginning of 2017
Screenscape this if ya want.
>>135174847
>Screencap an anonymous post
lel
>>135174847
>costumized
>as well as your own costumized character
>Story mode in combination with online mode
You know this shit won't happen
>>135174847
>buddy-cop action with Agent 17, Karen, and their "rookie"
never ever
>never browse /gtaog/
>browsing at work, bored af
>see my slavic fucker posted sometime last night
I heartily chuckled.
>>135176469
Shit blog
>>135176469
>turn on steam
>something updating
>it's not gta
>tfw
>get 3 star wanted level
>helicopters are pretty much impossible to outrun on ground, only way to get rid of them is to use one of about five tunnels in the game or by shooting them down
>if you shoot them down you get 4 stars and helicopters spawn faster than you can kill them
>when you shoot down a helicopter cops will still "see you" even though there are no other living cops nearby and they will keep "seeing you" until the next helicopter is two feet away
Who thought this would be fun?
>>135177950
>He has trouble escaping from the cops
Women should not be allowed to drive
>>135178224
Maybe you should stick to cages if you can't ride.
>>135178153
It's moreover the fact that they can "see" you even though they're not there. They should seek out the place where you were last seen but while you're "seen" the cops gravitate towards you like hell
>>135178374
Put the women in to cages?
yeah that would solve a lot of problems
too bad they couldn't make me a sandwich then
>>135131438
>carjack and kill the driver
>get a bounty anyway
>>135144114
>add
While everyone is jerking off to the potential VIce City, it's more likely we'll be having Las Venturas or San Fierro for VI.
>cop bump into me
>vehicle gets impounded
>go steal it back
>switch session
>still impounded
>go steal it back
>switch session
>still impounded
>steal it back
>put it in my garage
If it's not there when I get back I swear to god
>>135178153
Are there any good consistent ways to evade from the police on the ground when they employ helicopters then?
>>135180882
You can consistently outrun a 3-star wanted level with enough speed.I just outran a 5 star in SP a bit earlier.
>>135180962
That just makes you drive into cars/helicopters in my experience.
>>135180787
This is how I want to dieNice webm
>>135180787
>Aralich summons his persona
>>135180882
literally just run toward any railroad tunnel/psuedo-interior
>>135181134
Helicopters are the only thing you have to worry about on a 3 star wanted level.
Police cars won't start shooting you unless you shoot at them or you reach 4+ stars.
Noose won't show up until 4+ stars.
3 stars is probably your last chance to make a clean escape.Or just drive around a PayNSpray until you lose them and pull in.
Last night was fun.
I was pretty lucky he was on foot
>>135182516
I meant aside from just going to the few tunnels there are.
>>135182551
>Police cars won't start shooting you unless you shoot at them or you reach 4+ stars.
Shooting isn't the issue, it's them seeing me and resetting the timer.
>Or just drive around a PayNSpray until you lose them and pull in.
I keep forgetting this is an option. Can you do that during missions even?
>>135182815
Dunno.
If you want another dumb way to evade them here's a very situational thing.>In a random car with 3 star
>Call up PV car, it has to be a car
>Cops lose sight
>Get in PV
>Drive calmly and away from cops
I think it works with just a random civi car but the mechanic differs just a bit from how it is in SP.
>>135183094
lolwat. How does that even work.
Also, removing a mask lowers your stars by one in case you didn't know.
>>135183221
The cops don't know what car you're in so unless you drive right next to themwith a max sneak statyou should be fine.
>>135183375
I'll keep that in mind then.
>>135183449
It doesn't work in online with a civi car, only SP.Not sure about PVsHowever if someone else is raising more hell than you sometimes the cops overlook you.I've managed to lose a wanted level right next to a cop because of this and I still don't understand how it works.
So I'm doing my daily objectives, and did a race on my own, which worked. However I can't go for a round at the shooting range by myself? Do I need to do 3 challenges instead of 1?
>>135184440
You still have to win 2 out of 3 rounds, even when alone. So
>complete a round
>hit continue
>complete a round
>hit continue
>game realizes you won and gives you the daily
SEND
>>135184905
A plastic surgeon?
HELP
>>135185150
YOU RUINED EVERYTHINGfucking captcha
>>135184685
thank you padre
>>135185186
Why is everything so orange.
>>135182793
Nice lol
>>135185950
fraps records over flux
>>135178224
>Drive into her car
>Blame her
???
>>135186615
>her
>>135186817
I don't think you understand this meme.
>>135186615
And you clearly didn't watched the whole webm.
>>135186251
>ruski CRT mode
adds a nice earthiness desu
>>135186251
>flux
muh nigga
fugg them blue lights are bright after that
>>135185186
>>135186972
>I don't think you understand this meme.
No I understand it perfectly, I'm using it ironically.
>>135187161
Carry on then.
