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>News
- Would you rather have a Hoverboard or a Jetpack? The latest EU Splatfest has been announced, starting on the 20th of March!
- Would you rather build a snowman or a sandcastle? The latest US Splatfest has been announced, starting on the 18th of March!
- 'Focus on healing' won the latest JP Splatfest.
- Splatoon has received a major update, featuring new modified abilities and maps, an updated Splatfest system, and a host of new weapons coming in April!
Update 2.6.0 details:
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http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/16462
- New Splatoon Manga coming in April! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/699173129038336000
- Splatoon action figures by Jakks Pacific have been announced! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBxQ_ma7wg
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>>135113048
>previous thread
>>134948051
for fuck sake OP
Callie is the best girl but still a shit
please post photos of marie's butt
>>135113441
Only if you ask nicely
falling in love with callie
wedding with callie
sex for the first time with callie
rubbing callie's pregnant belly
supporting callie through childbirth
raising several children with callie
protecting callie that one time your home is broken into
waching your children grow up with callie
becoming a grandparent with callie
growing old with callie
laying on your deathbed with callie at your side
dying in callie's arms
>>135113048
why are there no splatfest times?
>>135113417
callie is best girl and amazing
>>135113609
pleeease sensei
>>135113746
Well okay
>>135113689
She's shit now
>>135113665
Marie's autobiography?
serious squid/kid warfare when
squidmoms when
playable octopi when
>>135113939
we all make our mistakes
>>135114613
She'll be forgiven in time. The memes just get to you sometimes. That or shitty NoA writers that want their lunch early.
How you poorfags doing
>>135114167
Interviewing sperm donors with Callie!
>>135115931
artificially inseminating callie with your super high tech strap on while she begs to be bred
>>135117335
I think Marie would prefer to be the carrier
>S 80
I WILL BE WITH YOU SOON BROTHERS
>>135117902
But you're already S Rank
>find out my shitty country has Splatoon tournaments
>nice, I'll participa...
>the winner of last one got a fucking bunch of oranges
>most of them aren't even ripe
>>135113689
>why are there no splatfest times?
Who cares about necessary information when all that matters is cramming in Discord links?
>>135117550
she lost the coin flip
>>135118859
I don't think it'd come to that; can you imagine hyperactive Callie being stuck unable to run or exercise or drink or dance, for nine whole minutes? Let alone nine months?
callie: good, or very good?
>>135118732
>facebook filename
Page link please
>>135119337
i think she would do that, so she could bring a life into this world.
>>135119337
you act like being pregnant turns you into stone
you can still pretty much do all that stuff except drink
running and dancing might get less feasible towards the end though
>>135120212
If Callie was to have a baby, she'd surely want to absolutely take paramount care of it. So no dancing or jiggles or knocks. In which case she probably wouldn't want to have a baby.
She'd be a much better practical Mother, which is why Marie would be much more suited for the birth itself.
Sweet to think of Callie being so extra caring and protective during that time, making sure Marie has everything she could possibly need at all times, excited that she'd soon be an Auntie/'Daddy'.
>>135120520
Oh nice, I was hoping for some art of them doing something girly for once, like make-up or painting each others nails.
>>135120985
>calllie would want to not do anything
>but she wouldn't want to do that
>>135121248
If she was to, not if she actually would. She's responsible enough to know she's irresponsible.
>>135121674
but callie would happily give up streneous activity for a couple of months to give birth.
in her eyes, the miracle of life is worth more than exercise.
>>135121856
All I'm saying is in the scenario where both members of a relationship can carry children, there's a lot of deliberation over who does it. Callie would like the outcome but hate the experience; and definitely suffer at the actual birth.
I dunno, maybe they'd have another kid and swap roles.
CALLIE ISS H I T !
>>135123546
callie is great!
>>135123546
She's been a huge memer all along, I don't see why this is so upsetting.
>>135121146
She's a tomboy but she's a feminine tomboy.
>>135124583
>feminine tomboy
have i warped into tumblr where words have no meaning
>>135124854
Stop pretending to be stupid
>>135118732
>sign in spanish
>guy is white
Well it isn't Argentina, that I DO know
>>135125000
it's obviously columbia, dumb fuck
I don't know if it's because I've been browsing 4chan for too long but threads with roleplaying fetish shit like this suddenly seem strange, annoying, faggy and disgusting to me
It's like on /co/ where they ship children's cartoon characters together in homosexual crossdressing relationships. It's all become very tiresome.
>>135125212
Maybe the blue boards aren't for you.
Haven't played in a while, did a competitive scene ever develop for this game?
>>135125212
it's called
s h i t p o s t i n g
>>135125212
>talking about pregnancy is roleplaying fetish shit
>>135124854
She's loud and brash and active and outgoing and violent; but she still finds time to put on make-up and make herself look pretty.
>>135125385
>Anything I don't like is shitposting
>>135125212
Surprisingly I've never seen real role playing here.
Is there any info on what the new weapons will be, when they are coming out, and how many there will be?
>>135128085
yes
find it yourself
I'm picking team Sandcastle. I'm so offended and triggered by the fact it's a snowman, it's reinforcing the patriarchy and therefore oppressing me. Why couldn't it have been a beautiful snowwomyn instead?
>>135128085
Did you even watch the minute and a half from direct or try to fucking google?
>>135128472
It's actually a Snowbae. Read the fine print.
>>135128472
>snowwomyn
>not snowwoomy
>>135128472
Because Callie doesn't want people to learn of her orientation.
>>135128895
>>135125680
>implying shitposting isn't the reason i come to 4chan
>>135128997
Don't judge just because she's straight.
>>135128085
The first of two volumes of new weapons comes out some time in April.
There's eight new weapons in this pack.
There's the Wasabi Splattershot (Splat Bomb/Inkstrike), Fresh Squiffer (Suction Bomb/Kraken) and Berry Splattershot Pro (Suction Bomb/Bomb Rush).
Also on the box containing the weapons is an amber Bamboozler 14 and a yellow Slosher. No other information about those weapons though.
There's three ? splats on the box containing the weapons, covering three weapons. You can see a handle and tip of an Inkbrush.
That's all the info there currently is.
>>135125212
Kill yourself, not like in an insulting way, in a "it's not going to get any better from here, so just save yourself the agony" way.
>>135128847
Fine, snowwoomyn
>>135129110
>spoonfeeding
>>135129609
Sorry for actually wanting to be helpful kek
>>135129682
>judd
>wearing pants
that nigga is too big for pants
>>135129110
thanks
>>135129682
The point of pants is to cover your ass, so the second option.
>>135130007
but the pants are also supposed to cover your knees
>>135130310
Then none of these squids wear pants.
I cant believe we're finally getting an octobrush with burst bombs. What a time to be alive.
>>135130654
Pardon?
>>135130762
Don't mind me. I'm just lying.
>>135130654
>Not Octobrush with Disruptor/Bubbler
>>135131101
>disruptor on an octobrush
kind of useless tbqh
Woomy activates one of the newest weapons on the battlefield!
>>135130654
There is in fact an upcoming brush equipped with water balloons but it's not the one you were thinking of
>>135130310
all pants cover your ass
not all pants cover knees
qed
>>135131527
There's no way this is real, but
>Splash-O-Matic with Bubbler
Holy shit.
So for anybody who is still interested in a 2007 game, aka TF2.
I made a HUD in hype for the Competitive Update
If you have an idea, let me know I'm open to ideas. I'm looking for a different background then whats in the picture so if any body has a good idea that would be appreciated.
This is built off a mixture of Rayshud and EVEHud.
>>135131527
>inkbrush with burst bombs
please be real
>>135131527
>Potato
>a straight downgrade from the Junior
why
>>135132267
Straight upgrade you mean. Much better range and accuracy = much faster TTK.
Either way it's fake, it would be called the 'Potato Sharp Marker', its Japanese nane.
>>135132650
They have the same range.
>>135131967
Where does get?
>>135133329
They do, but the SSJ has a much wider spread, while the Splash has very focused accuracy.
Consequently the Splash is much stronger at range.
what do you think anons i was thinking of making a series of kinky woomys playing with her tentaclesmaybe
>>135133963
ehhhhhhhhhhh
>>135133963
ehhhhhhhhhhh
>>135133963
looks good anon!
have you posted your stuff on here before? i don't recognize your style
>>135133767
The Splash has a slightly longer effective range, but SSJ has Splat Bombs to extend its reach, or to force enemies to move. If the Potato were real, it would be an objectively worse weapon just for having Ink Mines.
>>135134242
>>135128997 << this one is mine acually lol
havent drawin woomys in a while
>>135134471
naisu
>>135131527
>potato splashomatic
this better be fake
>>135133963
looks pretty good
try it
>>135133694
https://www.mediafire.com/?qxz5xqfxdxyhrc6
Warning: Couple overlay issues, nothing too severe thoughCan you find the easter egg?
>>135131527
why is the rapid blaster's new set worse than either one of the current ones by a mile?
>>135133963
Woomy Gravure idols!
>>135134310
Don't care, I'd make it work.
Would you let a Squid sug your dig?
>>135135663
no, someone biting on my dick is a phobia i have and those are some sharp teeth
>>135113048
>Previous Thread: >>134713860 → # (Cross-thread)
What the fuck?
>>135131484
>>135135663
Only Callie
>>135117335
Inseminating Marie with a squirting dildo molded in the shape of her fist!
>>135131967
Motherfucker, that looks great. Is it just the main menu for now or is it the in-game HUD as well?
>>135136507
She'd nibble cheekily
>>135136828
That seems more like Marie's schtick
Callie aims to please
>>135136987
In that case she'd take you out to a comedy, not risk your willy to her gnashers
>>135137065
Sex and comedy are two entirely different pleasures, really
>>135137162
Then she'd propose to you so you can legally fuck like rabbits after you've married.
>>135137394
>propose
>so you can legally fuck
>>135137554
That's the way it works. Are you making Callie out for an adulteress, Anon?
>>135137394
Trust me, I'd love that
But, it's not against the law to have sex before marriage...
Fucking rank system is broken. How come a knockout win is as valuable as losing on overtime by 1 fucking point? I'm genuinely mad.
>>135137810
Grandpa told her that she's important and special, and that she should wait until she finds a nice, honest boy that will treat her as such.
She's still waiting, since she hasn't met you yet.
That's the law that matters.
>>135136771
In-Game too, wanting to take the corners and curve them, though.
>>135138115
>this much damage control
>>135138235
I'm always in control.
goodnight callie
i love you
>>135129682
The second one. Imagine him standing up on two feet with the first pants.
I want to watch a porn movie where Marie chokes on several cocks with Callie
You guys did win your first testfire match, right? You're not a loser are you?
>>135139864
Marie doesn't choke.
>>135133963
I hope you're not forgetting the eyemask
Other than that, looks nice
This is agent Forge. Requesting permission to launch inkstrike.
>>135134785
I'm not going to install it till tomorrow because shit, it's late and better to play tomorrow than sleep tomorrow
Topless Birthday surprises with Callie!
Why are squid boys so cute?
Why do i want to go hat shopping with one and hold hands in public?
>>135141175
Squid boys are crap
Woomies aren't very good either
But both are much better than Octolings, so you're all good
>>135134785
The training menu is broken
>>135141692
Oh actually, I edited that myself for personal reason.
When clicked it takes you to tr_walkway. Which is a map I practice on. So if you dont have the map it does nothing.
>>135142169
Oh ok, I'm not sure if I have the correct version or its just that my computer is as stupid as potato in dirt
>>135142303
It's 'tr_walkway_rc2'
>>135141105
Marie you lucky cunt
>>135133963
If you do, don't forget to upload it to the booru as well.
I want to take a shit in Marie's breakfast cereal
>>135145428
Is she supposed to eat it afterwards? She could just get another bowl of cereal.
>>135145746
Marie has every fetish
EVERY FETISH
>>135131527
Wowie my bad there was a whole entire second volume to go with this one as well. very VERY sorry for my bout of inattention I can be such a klutz haha
>>135146612
Let's make our own OC donut steel weapons, just for laughs haha
Pizza Mini-Splatling: Beakons, Inkstrike
>>135146612
Those are song lyrics
Which abilities do I focus on getting to make my hydra splatling experience a better one?
>>135148920
Ring of repick
>>135148920
Trash compaction up
>>135148967
>>135149038
This honestly; if you want to pester enemies at long range use a Squelcher. Splatlings are niche.
Red slip-ons are lewdest shoes.
>>135141105
This artist has drawn tits before, so what the hell.
>>135149263
I dunno. I could definitely see the hydras being considered niche, and while the heavy isn't the easiest thing to use, it's not much that much different than learning chargers.
Like pretty much anything else, a good gear setup can make a considerable difference when using splatlings. Squelchers are definitely not bad, but heavy splatlings have them beat in general area coverage, at least the jet squelchers anyway. Squelchers are better for harassing enemy chargers and keeping constant light pressure over a pretty good chunk of area. But a good heavy can do the exact same thing, as well as keep a lot more of that area under your color. The only thing a squelcher has over a heavy is no charge up, which means faster response to a sudden threat.
Obviously there's also personal preference to consider, and I won't deny that squelchers are simpler to use, but I feel like splatlings are under-appreciated due to their extra complexity.
>>135150740
Nobody gives a shit
>>135150778
>try to have friendly discussion
>lolnobodygivesashit
Well fuck you too then faggot.
>>135150740
>I feel like splatlings are under-appreciated
Seriously? I see more indignant Splatlingfags here than any other weaponfags. They're so obnoxious with their bloated cuddlegun they convinced me Gals were an okay thing to do.
>>135150740
I know right? Splatlingts are super under-appreciated though a lot harder to use! But that amazing firepower can take on a whole team under good circumstances you just gotta get yourself into that position.
>>135113048
>murrican splatfest announced
fuckyeah
Reminder that using a 'non-meta' weapon doesnt make you a special snowflake and posting like it does it just a form of attention whoring.
>>135151573
Marie wins again. I'm a Calliefag and this is predetermined.
Do the buffs of Haunt activate when you're hit with a Disruptor?
>>135151794
>people loving snow over sandcastle weather
huh..
>>135152016
What?
>>135148920
Custom Hydra, right?
At least one main of Damage Up, a few subs if you have it. Then Tenacity and a bunch of Run Speed. Haunt is great too.
Damage Up and Run Speed are the most important though. You want to keep your 4shot kill over long distances, and the extra mobility helps because the Hydra spends a LOT of time walking around, peeking around corners, repositioning, etc.
>>135152042
yeh
>>135150032
I remember this. Lewd Woomy wears the squid hairclip, octoling armor, and red slipons for max allure and lewdness.
>>135150950
Just ignore him. He was bitching about big scary posts yesterday too.
>>135152502
That was one guy samefagging because he'd spent so much time making one post he wanted some kind of recognition
>>135150740
This.
Comparing Heavy Deco to Custom Jet, the only advantage the Jet has is the lack of charge-up, and maybe Burst Bombs.
Heavy's better fire rate inks turf faster, kills much quicker, and does better in close range if you precharge. Jet has an awful ttk, so it's not like it's great in close range and the Heavy struggles.
Heavy has better walk speed and ink efficiency too. It's just a superior main weapon, overall.
>>135150778
>>135152549
> Dumbshit anon rears his ugly head again
> Those implications
You really are a special one, aren't you?
>>135152858
Stay triggered nobody cares about your elaborate shitposts
>>135152713
Who said we were talking about Jet Squelchers?
>>135153203
Jet Squelcher and Heavy have equal range. They're the most similar.
Dual Squelcher doesn't have the same range, so it competes with the 96 Deco and Pro for its range category.
>>135153713
Range isn't everything yo
My Splash O'Matic will bring victory to Marie once more!
>>135153876
Please don't associate my waifu with that whore.
Marie's already won this.
I want to perform open heart surgery on Marie!
>>135153713
I do believe the heavy has Squiffer range of it being effective which is 1 bar less than the JS
>>135133329
>>135156292
Heavy and Jet have the same range
>>135156276
That would be difficult.
Squids have three hearts.
Except Callie has four.Mine belongs to her.
>>135119347
She's just okay.
>>135156292
Squiffer, heavy, and jet all have 4 lines of range. 96, pro, and dual have 3.3 lines.
The squiffer is listed as having less range because the range stat measures max painting range, not effective kill range.
Most shooters can paint a bit further than their max killing range, but chargers can't.
It's actually really fucking stupid they way they did it. "Hey guys, the Dynamo Roller has more range than the 96 Deco! Just look at the stats!"
ded tread
>>135158753
Dynamo does have longer range if you're standing on top of a ledge
>>135151761
This, but they're no better than those that use the meta weapons. So what should you use?
>>135161925
Only the shittiest of weapons like Rapid blasters and squiffers
>>135158753
That can't be true since the JS and bamboo have the same effective range. 5 lines
No, Marie, that's not how you get more fans
>>135154007
>No trigger
I'm triggered
How soft is a squid
I'm a dirty boy
>>135164256
Will they also do Callie in a complete hair and outfit swap? All the others are just partial changes, like keeping the hats or having their fringe point the same way. The eyes and beauty mark are really the only thing that sets them apart in that case.
>>135164445
fuck off pedo
>>135164468
LEWD
>>135164639
No not really.
>>135164667
But her straps have broken
This is clearly a precarious situation
They truly are perfect for each other
its been 2 weeks since i played this game, what is new, and why is the splatfest theme look like trash.
>>135164763
You wanna know what's lewd? The way Marie is tenderly gripping that shaft.
>>135164868
Which of them would be the bride and which would be the 'groom'? Or fuck it, two brides?
>>135165042
>>135165147
Fair cop.
Would attend, would be best man. Or best Woomy, depending on whatever the hell I'd be in-universe.
>>135165264
No no we're talking about weddings, not funerals. Who is kill?
>>135165264
Who died?
Callie's dignity?
>>135165440
>>135165446Grandpapa
>>135165042
Both of them as brides, one in a white kimono, the other in a western wedding dress.
>>135165603
you could have just said you didn't have the picture
>>135165925
I like this artist, they're really good at making Callie look effervescently happy.
Is the Zink Mini Splatling / Tri Slosher the most aggravating weapon after the .96 Deco, Elitres and Dynamos?
>>135166049
Probably, getting paralyzed and then unable to flee or fight back is a degrading way to go.
Are you here Translator Anon?
>>135166339
Yes
Good morning
>>135166468
Nice
goodnight anon
i love you
>>135166613
how sweet
>>135134785
Is the easter egg thewoomy voiceline button?
>>135164908
All hats and shirts are useful now
>>135167348
But not shoes?
>>135166613
>>135166613
>hugging her tentacle
Cute
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55816568
reminder that unless you cum like this callie and marie don't want you
>>135167982
As much of a shitty artist as he is, I'll give Taka one thing.
It's clever how they cup their tongues like that; it's not for catchment, it's so they don't cut themselves on their own teeth. A nice touch.
>>135167982
they would be dead at that point
>>135167897
I was mentioning about the abilities.
Opening Gambit, Last Ditch, Comback (it was just a fix), and even Duration Up got buffed to amazing results.
Read the notes or something.
With shoes, they got better, but not best.
They got the Bomb Sniffer ability to block damage from bombs, like splat, suction, mines, Burst Bombs (20%reduction), etc.
>>135170415
I'm not the first guy, I know all the notes. You said all hats and shirts are useful as of now, as if there are shoes that are still subpar.
>>135170415
Tenacity is fucking broken, Opening Gambit does what it should have done all along, Last-Ditch Effort is kinda absurd, Haunt is surprisingly top tier now, and nobody uses Recon.
>>135170570
I was just talking about that Bomb Sniffer isn't a must, unlike the other abilities there are after the update
>>135134785
>>135131967
Sorry for bothering, i'm not good with HUDs, where can I change the viewmodel from being transparent and the scoreboard?
I want to lick my skins
>>135172486
I want to lick spats
dead thread
>havent played in a few months
>let's do some turf war to warm up!
>other team is 4 japs, 2 tentateks, a jr and a splatterscope
>we get whooped
J-just like I remember it!
>>135176870
I want to poke Marie's everything
Is this any use?
>fuck marie
>???
>profit
>>135179337
No, the green hi tops exist
today's mmammami has even more slimes! that's all the more to hug, right?
also, octo-chan is there, seemingly to get in on the hugs. that's a lot of people in one space, especially to hug.
but octo-chan has 8 arms, so it's ok.
>no firefin shoes exist
DAMN
this mmmamen has bought quite the gift for his presumed girlfriend!
yes, it is pi day, but it is also white day. you see, in japan, valentine's day is a holiday for only the women to buy treats for the men. but on white day, men who got treats or gifts are expected to return the favor. and he looks like he has!
chocolate and math... this might be my favorite day of the year! ...well, internationally.
sameanko has put a quite elaborate set-up on this compared to a normal drawing. i wonder what lucky person is going to receive this delicious bag of cookies... though it might just be for themselves!
i wonder if couples of both boys exchange gifts on white day, and both girls exchange on valentine's day? that's quite a different set-up. or maybe one of them just picks to get a gift on valentine's?
how interesting!
>>135180074
>>135180546
Cute, as always
>>135180105
>Worst ability doesn't ruin more gear
That's a bad thing?
w o o m y
Saving this thread because I know we're all actually playing the game.
>>135180546
!!! i hope she didnt get me anything, i dont like chocolate
>>135183624
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>>135183736
Why would you post loss
http://www.4gamer.net/games/260/G026082/20160314011/
>special fan book released on March 23rd. The book contains all sorts of details on in-game weapons and gear, as well as some manga, interviews with celebrity Splatoon fans, a word from the devs and much more! There's even a special Splatoon-themed bandana included.
>>135186793
>translation never
Were the ability buffs necessary?
underused=/=underpowered
>>135190626
For some, yeah. Recon, Opening Gambit, and Last Ditch Effort were poo tier before. I used Haunt quite a bit and thought it was fine before the buff.
>>135190626
to shake things up they were necessary
>>135190752
>recon
>ever bad
Who has the cuter French accent?Mamándil or Twarz?
>>135192658
They both sound like weiners.
Hello again,
I'm back with a HUD Update, now updated with Matchmaking UI and also updated mp_tournament_mode 1
>>135167112Good Job
>>135172486
So I'm stupid and left a couple files in there that makes the models transparent.
You can find the 2 files and delete them, there at woomyhud>materials>vgui>replay>thumbnails, and its REFRACTnormal_transparent.vtf and .vmt. This will either make them visible again or give you a error texture so just let me know.
>>135192658
delete this
>>135192658
I'd fuck both.
>>135192658
Twarz's voice has a posh twang to it that's very endearing and makes me go weak in the knees desu. Total charmer.
