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Le Pale Fat Dutch Man edition
Clans:
EU - NOFUN
http://eu.wargaming.net/clans/500011239/
NA - BENIS
http://na.wargaming.net/clans/1000022908/
where do i look up tank info:
http://tanks.gg/wot/list
How do I get platoons:
Spam in the /vg/ chat until someone feels sorry for you
First for benis
>NTR came back for a single day before fading into obscurity and dedness again
wew
I have awoken
>>135100639
>NA playersexcept BENIS
>relevant
No
wew
>>135100987
>except BENIS
>>135100427
i aim to please
nerf mm pls
Cromwell is so fucking frustrating to play against.
By the time I reload a shell in T29 he fucking chunked me for 900 HP
all this fucking gold spamming in low tier games it's unbelievable
tfw clutch ammo rack
did MM go bad with this patch?
I'm getting matches with 1 green top tier heavy but with 4 red top tier heavies, more often now.
I don't know if it's the influx of people to play the patch this weekend messing with MM or WG screwing it with the patch
I'm puzzled as to what the red dot mean. "Best Icons Ever", Grandarf, nothing on the net about it.
>>135101364
Hours per tank? Big brother-ish.
>>135103154
Probably something to do with spotted or not
>>135103154
Battle count per vehicle e.g. 1hundred
WHY IS ARTY STILL IN THE FUCKING GAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE
>>135104840
the same reason tank destoyers are
Pls remove seeker's benis tags, he's a kuma faggot
>>135105348
Because it's cool, neccessary and prevents camping?
makin togbridges
>>135105646
How does that even work?
>>135104840
Why the fuck did every other match I played today have a platoon of two or three greenshitters in arty?
Why would you platoon arty? How is that fun?
>>135105971
>drive half off the ledge
>now you're half off the ledge
That's just my guess.
>>135106475
For some reason i thought it was one of those destructable walls
this fucking orangeshitter chaffee played the most extraordinary game I've ever seen anyone play
>>135106838
he's obviously a reroll that's a lot better than you
>>135103247
Can't be - I use the XVM lightbulb for the spotted tanks feature. This stays on the icons permanently, and from the start. It's mostly medium/lights, but I can't find a correlation with skill/stats.
>>135105348
I find that TDs camping bushes are worse than artillery. With artillery at least, you have a different gameplay that comes with it. TD is just sniping.
IRL TDs weren't even used for camping bushes.
>>135106450
You can eat or text when playing artillery. With a bit of cognitive dissonance, you will like artillery when you're the one playing it.
>>135105646
Now all you need is someone to ammorack you.
>>135107063
>reroll
unlikely because he's a bad player and because his account is a year old
Is the rudy worth it? That package seems like pike its at a breddy good brice.
Are the British heavies worth it?
What's going on here?
>>135108129
I've not heard anything good about them except 'comfy', which doesn't really mean anything
>>135108138
That is your Window. There are many like it, but that one is yours.
>>135108129
It will be when the chieftan replaces the fv215b
>>135106450
>>Why the fuck did every other match I played today have a platoon of two or three greenshitters in arty?
I guess we just find it fun. Also we are not usually harassed 24/7 by artillery like blurples+, so we don't hate it as much to begin with.
>Why would you platoon arty?
To coordinate fire - shooting non-stop at some poor sod until someone knocks off his tracks and the rest of his tank soon after. Everyone was doing it with leFHB105s a couple of weeks ago.
>How is that fun?
It's not. But sharing such painful experiences with your friends strengthens your shared bonds and gives the grind a meaning. Probably. I don't actually have friends to platoon with so this is just conjecture.
friendly reminder that this is the only way to prevent camping
>>135108891
friendly reminder that gas chambers are the cure for cancer
>>135108891
>battle button says fuck mm
>>135107128
>IRL TDs weren't even used for camping bushes.
source?
>>135108891I want that battle button button
>>135107892
>package
Just buy the tank. The Rudy is worth it if you don't have a RU med trainer since it's a 2nd tier Skirmish tank.
>>135110296
try fitting a tank in a bush without flattening it faggot
>>135110790
and i suppose tanks having hp bars is historical?
>>135111189
provide a source :^)
>>135101780
How low are you talking? It's entirely understandable for clubbers to be firing lots of premium ammo since they don't give a fuck about grinding high tiers or saving up millions of credits.
HOLY FUCK
>>135105348
It's funny how quickly some people forgot how cancerous TDs made the game just after 8.6. Draw rates on some maps were skyrocketing because nobody could move without being nuked by TDs. It's the same shit, different flavour as arty as far as I'm concerned.
>>135111371
for what?
>>135107892
Just get the tank alone, it's great if you want a Russian medium trainer and you still get the free BiA crew with it.
>>135111660
Nice
>>135108129
Only if you can enjoy eating buckets of shit until you reach the elited Conqueror. Even the Matilda isn't amazing since the HD nerf.
>>135111760
that tanks didn't have HP bars irl
I guarantee you that not a single actual professional has said "tanks do not have HP bars irl"
>>135111660
Coming back to say nice again. o7
>>135112161
that's not how the burden of proof works.
>>135101364
>RSOP
Gets me everytime
>>135111967
>>135112587
Why is this tank so based?
>>135112726
It's not, the gun is excellent but like the T95 it needs too many stars to align to have a great game in it.
calling all benises
stronkholds now
just another day of new physics and mexican players
![panzer210607[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZLpsH5G.jpg "panzer210607[1].jpg")
>>135112161
Also, pic related
>>135113125
Jawohl, Herr Gondola.
>>135112591
you can't find a source to prove me otherwise :^)
>>135113502
it has an internal hp bar just like warthunder
>>135114301
The burden of proof lies with the affirmative. So please prove that tanks have internal hp bars irl.
>>135114301
also, the picture demonstrates a td using a bush for cover, not a lack of hp bars
>>135113125
If you need an extra I can join as a Legionnaire.
>>135112669
explain))
facing basecamping heavies on ensk sure is fun :^)
>>135104840
>TD cripples you
>lights troll your treads
>arty htis you for last 12%
REEEEEEEEE ARTY GET OUT
>>135118250
seatbelts
>>135100394
came back to have some fun after 2 years leave
>faggots here told me the best tank for fun is oi exp
>nothing but bad games despite always end up being top of the team every fucking time
>fuck it, I will try the kv1 with the pop gun for old times
>20 games won and over 10 games top gun in a roll
fuck you faggots for lying to me
>>135120104
>run into an exp in your KV-1
>half of your HP gone in one shot
>will always pen you unless he's shit
>unless you have the 57mm you will never win a dpm war with him
>even if you win you will be crippled
this patch is fun
Fugg me
How is World ofTanks Blitz?
>>135122202
Shit.
>in stronghold waiting for spot to open
>someone snatches it before I can get in
>play t6 medium
>get t8 matchmaking every game
Are they encouraging me to drop this game? I bounce off weak points, which they have to aggressively expose to me because the vk30.01 doesn't move.
>>135122814
>play strongholds
>nothing but teams full of subhuman furry and/or hispanic derp faggots
He did you a favor.
>>135123065
>he doesn't enjoy mercilessly slaughtering (south) americans
Are tier 10 tanks a meme?
I'm on PS4, so not a lot of people (yet, at least) are throwing around gold rounds. I could get muh IS7 and maybe be a force to be reckoned with for a month or two before people start to catch onto silver-bought gold rounds, but after that, what? T10 is too expensive to run consistently without premium, so you have to run t5-9 tanks to make money to run your t10s, and XP on your t10s is a dead end unless you pay real dosh to convert it.
I'll research the IS7 (about 50k xp away) for the trophy, but if we have no strongholds or clan battles or whatever and I play randoms alone, should I bother getting a tier 10 at all? Also the silver is a lot, 6.1mil is 50% of my current balance after a month of playing.
>>135120804
>this faggot never seen how I rape oi exp with my pop gun while I bounced their ALPHA every single time because their gun can pen thing like poking tooth pick on a lvl4 steel plate
>>135124354
>Are tier 10 tanks a meme
>>135122708
I'm not sure why I asked when I already knew the answer.
>>135108380
Chuckled/10.
>>135125119
Now this is shitposting.
Can barely tell if its ironic.
>>135124354
Tier 10 is end game, so everything you said makes sense. Tier 9 is the best tier anyways unless you want to play a tier 10 that's actually unuiqe and not just an upgraded version of a tier 9 with worst matchmaking.
>>135124354
>I'll research the IS-7 for the trophy
>>135126085
Most tier grinds are fucking shit due to the fact the tier 9 or 10 is a really good machine. Look at the Czech line. It is a horrible torturous line designed to make people use gold rounds and to blow free XP and gold to skip tanks
>>135124354
Its a trophy. I mean, you can have fun with them every once in a while, but most of the time you arent going to use it anyways.
I'll take it
>>135108129
The Conquer is fuckin beautiful m8, it's the only reason I went up the line way back in the day and I have no regrets.
When the Chieftain gets introduced shortly after the birth of my grandson it will be even better.
calling all benises
tier 8 time
>>135108129
>When the Chieftain gets introduced
axaxaxaxaxaxa. Silly capitalist, dokumints of sekrit reveal is only of imperialist propaganda.
Never existed, never of addings to glorious soviet people's tank simulator.
>>135127892
>implying benis have 10 people with t8s
>>135127892
did garlic get a mic for you guys?
>>135128363
I mean we are playing tier 8's now
>>135128363
We were able to a few days ago
>>135128462
Garlic has a mic, he just won't use it
>>135127369
If the Chieftain in WoT is anything like the Chieftain in AW I don't think I will like it much. Anyone here on the SEA server have it yet? Saw vids were they released it on the SEA server awhile back.
I will still have my Action X non the less
>>135128756
Well, if the Chieftain in AW got to fight T-62s (tier 3), Leopard 1s (also tier 2), and M48s (tier 2) with its current stats, there wouldn't be too much to complain about.
>>135128756
What's the action x? Xbox player btw.
>>135129278
just another capitalist shit tank tovarisch
>>135129229
This is true, in WoT the Chieftain won't have to compete against tanks like the T-72, T-64, M60A3(love this tank), and Leopard 1A5. It showed the Chieftain in WoT to have armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding-sabot rounds, how will this affect tactics like side scrapping? Cause there is no such thing as side scrapping with armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding-sabot rounds in AW.
>>135129976
Say armor-piercing fin-stabilized discarding-sabot rounds one more timeJokes aside, is it really correct to call it a heavy tank? I thought it was an MBT?
>>135129278
Tier 10 British medium, replaced the FV4202 on the PC version
>>135126469
>but most of the time you arent going to use it anyways
speak for urself nerd
>>135130094
>armor-piercing fin-stabilized discarding-sabot rounds
:^)Yea, the Chieftain is a MBT not really a heavy tank, the Leopard 1 is a MBT as well
New physics and tank handling are shit.
Being able to flip your tank is alright but all the rest is ugh.
>Two mastery games in a row in the Easy 8
Superior American Engineering.
>>135131042
>Serb, Serb!
>What?
>Light tanks are awful at the moment, we need to buff them!
>Okay, make all of them flip over if they go too fast while turning.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>135131406
>Driving your ELC will never be the same again
Ded
>>135132684
don't worry oberst will ruin this thread aswell when benis stongholds are over
>garlic leaves
>start winning
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>135133007
Still doing T8s?
If its T6 I can jump back in
>>135133286
we're doin tier 6
>>135133379
shit nigga wait up
>wins every stronghold
>unicum
>good caller despite not talking
>big dick
must be Garlicfries
>Keep getting into tier 8 games
STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ded
Oberst pls
>be any game ever
>open the game to BRs
>the game is flooded with retards, cheaters, and BRs living in rusted, corrigated huts talking shit about other countries
everytim
Good morning wotg!
Should i start playing now?it's 6 am
>tfw you fuck up because you're intoxicated
>>135136775
>Yuro time
It's 1 am in the relevant timezone
>>135122038
>_Fast_Fetus_[BENIS]
>>135125618
>telling the truth is shit posting
>the truth is ironic
oh ok
next thing you will say is that 2.3k dps is lower than 1.9k dps
BR genocide when?
Slav genocide when?
Mudslime genocide when?
Make wot great again!
>>135128756
I must be the only one who actually liked the chieftain in AW, no doubt it was worse than it's counterparts but I still enjoyed it.
As for in WoT if it entered in the same state as it entered the chinese server it would be over powered as hell, they say the reason it was delayed was because it's armor is shite but I don't believe that was the reason. If used the way it was designed to be used (hull down utilizing the 10 degrees of gun depression) the armor is fine, damn near impenetrable according to tanksGG.
I think the reason it hasn't been added is because WG love to drag their fucking heels when it comes to replacing vehicles and they likely want to replace the FV215b with the super conq and save the Chief for a second line, or god forbid a clan/mission reward.
Should I grind out Brit tanks? Meds or Heavies?
>>135136775
>Monday
>6 AM
>Being able to play WoT
How? NEET?
>>135141429
>implying a NEET would get up at 6 am
University student
>>135122814
Sorry oberst :(
Remember: BENIS=Bullies
>>135142243
We need to do more bullying of O-I camps.
>>135142243
He was so genuine, I don't have a meme repose. Sorry Oberst.
>>135142565
We meme them with kindness :)
>that guy who joins the clan but has no interest in playing with anybody
What's the best tank to use to flip enemy tanks onto their side?
>>135143165
>half of benis
>The Hellcat is better than the Jackson
When will this meme die?
>>135143705
When the jackson can escape from arty and suiscouts
>>135123352
6 new people this month already, and I didn't even have to ask :^)
>>135143705
Why use either when both are worse than the SU 100?
>>135143804
And the Hellcat can? I've literally never been able to get the nerf'd Hellcat up to it's top speed. I just can't fucking get it there, it always only ever goes slightly faster than the Jackson, and even then you have to drive in a straight line for like a solid minute.
>>135143934
>Driving commie machines
>>135144230
Huh, I remember it being fairly damn zippy. I haven't used it with the new physics though
>>135144470
I don't know about the Hellcat the my lights seem a lot faster with the new physics, so it probably is too.
http://worldoftanks.com/en/news/pc-browser/tournaments/March-Mapness-Super-Tournament-Prizes/
Daily reminder to play this tournament and make as many teams as possible for FREE SHIT.
>>135144740
Is this for EU too?
>>135144554
>>135144470
They nerfed the Hellcat a while ago. It doesn't go fast anymore. I've never gotten it past 45 mph since the nerf.
>>135145782
Thanks jewgaming. Thats the selling point of the hellcat to begin with ffs.
>>135106838
maybe he likes fooling around and was serious this time.
>wake up 6 AM
>play tonks
>sex beautiful slav gf
>go to work
>get paid
>play in awesome band
>repeat for ten days, get awesome free tonk :3
And You, anon? What are You doing with Your life?
>>135149324
>Wake up at 5 am
>Play tonks at 6 am
wish they brought dragon ridge back with the new physics model desu
>>135149324
>beautiful slav
>getting paid for work in a slav country
>awesome band
>awesome FV 420
that's a lot of delusion
>>135141429
up all night grinding the CZ line, did take a 2hr nap
>Loss a game because one of the enemy niggers is spamming prem ammo
>>135151867
What were you driving? If it wasnt a jap heavy or a maus you can fuck right off
>>135152395
When will they add the FV4202P to the statisticsat wotlabsso i can be mirin' muh stats?
>>135152650
So you complain because someone shot your shit medium with premium ammo, suggesting you think it makes a difference? Lmao
>>135152817
Not >>135151867, just forgot to delete the reference to your comment before posting
>>135130094
Apds apfsds are the same with the exception of apfsds being faster and keeping penetration over range, both would ignore sidescraping
>>135142243
>losing to a team after you beat them and shittalked
You bring benis great shame
That's what you get for playing without me
>>135102020
Where is the ammo rack on a cromwell?
Should I just stop here and call it a day?
Its only going to get worse from here.
>>135155907
If I'm driving, anywhere that isn't the engine or turret.
Those are where they keep the nitroglycerin and where the commander & gunner spoon respectively.
>premium ammo being spammed in tier 5 and below
>>135156263
>Playing jap heavies and not expecting it to happen
>>135156054
why stop? play until you got all the tanks you want, then start worrying about stats
>>135156324
>>135156324
yeah nah, you see
using premium rounds against jap heavies is a-ok
>>135156263
>not playing to win regardless of the tier
>>135156907
>justifying winning by any means necessary
rev up those warpacks
>>135156963
prem ammo is in the game, warpack isn't
>>135156263
>not spamming gold rounds in the churchiill III
>>135156745
All the tanks I want are stuck behind shit tanks that drain my will to live.
registration ends in 2 hours
pw is cucks
http://worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000034/team/1000004194/
>dont play for a month
>new patch rolls out
>apparently it improves performance
>first game an apcr shot damages my gun, my track and penetrates, damaging my ammo rack
well i see the break wasnt long enough
>>135157569
i am in the same boat. i need to grind through the czech tanks from tier 6 and through to 9 where it gets good, I need to get through the LTTB and ltwt which are good tanks, but I need to get to the obj. 140, and I am not looking forward to grind through the French light line
what tanks are you grinding to, and what tiers do you have so far for those trees?
>>135158513
what time frames and tiers are you going to play?
>>135159995
Slav lights
>MT-25
French meds
>12t
French heavies
>44 (not actually a bad tank, it just isn't actually GOOD at anything)
Jap meds
>The entire line is pain (at STA-1)
Bong heavies
>Church 7
fug
>>135160621
>French meds
>>12t
?? The 12 t is amazing. It's the first normal scout I play, and I'm close to 2 marks without camo and without six senth and without gold and being a newbie. If you guys want an easy 3 marks tank, play this one...
>French heavies
>>44 (not actually a bad tank, it just isn't actually GOOD at anything)
I'm playing the ARL stock and it's complicated... The BDR was fun though, everyone on the field underestimates you on the field. Pls give tips on ARL.
>>135103154
Still looking for an answer to this pic.
Also guys, do you make gold with NOFUN? Or team battles etc? Because I'm interested in fun things but joining the team just for the sake of joining a team isn't my fancy.
>>135161309
>do you make gold with NOFUN?
no
>Or team battles etc?
currently we have one ranked team active, we play twice a week and at the moment we're 4 or 5 ranks away from the first gold reward
we also do tier 6-8 stronghold when enough people are up for it
>>135126731
WUT?!? I thought you couldn't get that medal on tanks below tier 5?
>>135160621
Right now my tanks are:
Tier 7 T29 Murrican Heavy
Tier 7 AT25T Murrican TD
Tier 6 Skoda T25 Czech Medium
Tier 6 Type 58 Chinese Medium
Tier 3 Sexton 2 Brit Arty
I need to grind credits to buy my AMX 12t, LTTB, St. Emil, and grind the Japanese heavy line from the Type 95.
>>135127369
The tier 10 that replaces the FV215b is supposed to be some kind of jacked up super conqueror
Is it just me or tier 9 would make more sense in skirmishes and team battles than tier 8? would be more interesting than your average IS3 spam in tier 8.
>>135162050
because T-54 gold spam would be such an improvement :^)
Any tips for the A-43 on tier 8 battles?
>>135162268
>implying patton and e50 wont shit all over the T-54
Only an hour left to register.
http://worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000034/team/1000004194/
pw is cucks
>>135162615
they dont
sorry
Should I get the rudy?
>>135162895
its not in the store anymore. you might want to contact support
btw yes, its a good premium
>>135162975
Son of a bitch must have ended at 4:20 am not pm
>>135163332
make up some bullshit and put in a ticket
>Russian tank player
>have some cash, kinda like Tiger 1
>eh what the hell
>purchased Lowe
>100% long range hit rate
i-is this legendary german accuracy?
>Trying to grind STA-1
>8 tier 10 matches in a row
JUST KILL ME NOW
>>135164313
>playing mid tiers at non-peak hours
you asked for it
>>135114076
its spurdo sparde you fuck
>>135164502
I wouldn't give a fuck if the tank wasn't such a massive heap of shit
>>135164028
No, it's sheer luck.
>>135164904
They can't all be russian tanks tovarisch
>>135164792
The person who posted "calling all benises" is named Oberst_Gondola in game. He's not calling the image gondola, he's saying "Yes Mr. Gondola"
>>135164313
>Finally get top tier mm
>Working a ridge
>Tigers spamming APCR at me because fuck you
>Managed a whole 1.2k damage
>Go poke one of the Tigers again
>Suddenly can't pull back or turn
>Oh look, a "friendly" KV-2 is pushing me forward
>Get slapped by arty for 900
Beyond mad.
So easy, I just sit in a bush the whole game.
Praise be to GarlicFries and his blessed army. His holy campaign will wipe the BRs and yuros from our holy land of the NA server.
With Oberst on his right and Ogmoas on his left and the legions of BENIS behind him, his campaign will be swift and his victory will be assured.
>>135166965
>His holy campaign will wipe the BRs and yuros from our holy land of the NA server.
great, so youll be able to fit whole na server into 1 match
Wew lad
>>135166965
How did you pick the people to be on his right and left
>>135167425
???
>>135167478
Oberst is a meme and Ogmoas was the first person that came into my head
>>135166965
What about the newest blueguard member, Dankest?
>>135167671
Dankest is shit at video games and you know it
>>135167960
o7 Garlic
I can tell you're jealous because Dankest is blue and you're still teal
>>135168016
>using the 10 color scheme
>>135168213
>not using the 10 color scheme
>>135168402
I'm green on the 10 color scheme,
I am definitely not good enough to be green, or yellow, I'm pretty sure someone hacked my account and turned me from blood red to yellow without my knowledge
>>135168806
what's your wn8
>>135168213
>implying 2002 isn't blue on all scales except those obscure ones where everything is green and there are two purple colors to make people feel like special snowflakes
>>135109594
>>135110553
it is in my modpack,i couldnt find it myself so i requested the modder where to find it, but he didnt comment yet.
but when he will ill let u know
>hellcat vs rudy both last tanks alive
>rudy loads HE and 2 shots hellcat
wew
Is there a QUICK way to create two clients ie EU and NA?
It takes fucking forever to install one client so I'd like to just be able to copy some shit over and then change some files or something like that.
>>135170804
>Derpenberg in RU251 T9 game
>Oh bby, easy LT-15 incoming
>Entire team goes on spawning side and I light up all the enemies trying to cross to the castle
>Everyone shooting them
>None of them do any damage
>6 tanks crossing an open field with 11 people shooting them
>NO DAMAGE
AJDHVBERKVFABF
>>135171106
>manlets
rip
>>135170804
there is a mod for that desu.
>>135171329
damn nigga that's early
Does this game even have a ranking/MMR system?
>>135171329
>that one e100 who looks like got 1 shot off and then got his ass widened in an instant
What would be the best heavy/medium line for someone who has only 1k games and can't fucking decide which line they want to play
>>135172002
russia is mary sue
>>135172002
you could go down the T-34 line then switch over to the Heavy line after the T-34-85. you'll be missing some modules if you do this and the you'll have to learn a new playstyle at a more unforgiving Tier range
>>135171329
Lmao ok
We wotlabs now
>>135169695
1300
>>135172002
Russia is almost always the best place to start as a new player
>>135171329
Fame can suck a dick. Bunch of incapable shitters who are unable to stand against anything for 2 weeks after an update because their warpack isn't live yet.
>>135172002
american tanks are good but without being fucking gay like russia
>>135172002
Russia is THE new player country since everything has heavy armor, big guns
>>135172002
Would it kill you to buy American?
What skill/perk should I train now?
>tfw fell for the non-artillery tanks meme
>>135173072
Camo
>>135173072
firefighting
>>135172834
ok salem
>>135173224
>>135173265
Forgot to say that I'll soon move those girls to the IS-7
>>135173072
traverse speed for the driver
extended view range for the commander
the one skill that lets you know what module's are damaged on a red tank for the gunner
adrenaline rush for the loader
>>135173335
i am not salem, also i am homosexual and love anime
t.cipher
