Cortana Waifu Edition
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first for Mexican Chief
Second for drama time
dead thread?
>tfw no /hg/ anon to sneak up on me while I'm cooking him a meal and grab me and pull me close and I can feel his thing pressing against my butt
>>135094341
>tfw no /hg/ anon to do sick double-assassinations with
>>135093005
build shield world!
How close are we to Achilles?
OH SHIT NIGGA
HOSTING CUSTOM GAMES IN AN HOUR AND A HALF
MESSAGE ME TO GET AN INVITE IN A BIT
>>135097624
Uh... when exactly? I could happily join for some meme times, though I've not been around a lot recently and I'm a little out of practice.
>>135099349
At 7 PM CT I'm gonna send out invites.
Gonna play some of the best custom games I've seen on youtube .
>>135092775
Not that it matters, but OP you got the wrong community update.
Ey, I'll be happy to play
>>135100907
Woops, meant to reply >>135099985
Any Warzone lobbies up?
Nice B^)
>>135105103
Might as well start one, message me for an invite, probably gonna grind assault unless requested for reg warzone
How do I gitgud at Grifball?
>>135110489
Smash enemy's
Score goals
>>135093005
First for Italian chef
What the hell killed the previous thread
>>135110983
Guilty
>>135110983
eurocucks that never keep the goddamn thread alive.
>>135111357
>American Prime Time
>Blames Europe
>>135111357
hg is always dead on weekends, sundays are even worse
>>135110873
>Italian
>Portuguese Flag
>Either of those being white.
>tfw no double req weeks
>>135111979
That's the Italian flag you cuckeroni and cheese
>two guys on my team have BERN as their tag
>>135114681
>not having MAGA
>>135115006
I've never seen anyone besides me use MAGA
>>135114681
BUILD TRAINS
>>135115159
I use LOLI
>>135115447
>>135115447
That's because you're a fruit.
>>135113454
>>135115447
Oh nice! That way people can tell you have a mental disability
>>135115906
Yeah that one, it's on the pizza boxes from my local pizza shoppe
>Enemy can always keep us one point from capping until time runs out
>We always get shit on
O-oh
>>135116250
>enemy team just spams Active Camos in their bases until time runs out
What's the mlg pro control scheme for 5?
Been using bumper jumper but it makes hard to ever use the hover
>>135116870
I use boxer. Really, there needs to be just one more button/trigger at the top with the bumpers and triggers. It's bullshit I have to pick between grenades, boost, melee, shooting, and aiming. Even worse that there's no button mapping, just schemes.
>>135116870
I use bumper jumper, but I swapped RB and X so I can thrust without moving my thumb.
shpeak of the devil, and he shall appear...
Anyone down for Arena or Warzone?
>Spawn camped on urban
>Level 82
>still need 71 more ground pounds
I really hate using this thing.
All it ends up doing is getting me killed.
>>135118658
Play Grifball.
Spam Ground Pounds all fucking match long.
>>135118658
Improve. It's easy to use. Hell, just keep doing Assault until you get defense on Array.
Or do BTB and get Antifreeze.
>>135118198
what does rb do again?
>it's an Adjacentbias and Magic Muffin Party
>>135118869
>It's easy
I cannot tell you how much I hate this statement.
>>135119289
Then take the prior statement to heart.
Even if you die, you should be getting at least one groundpound.
>>135119091
>its an "adjacent falseflags about himself again" post
>>135119416I just wanted a reason to post it again
Anyone playing? I'm getting on soon after I eat
>>135120876
Im on fampai
>>135121848
I never have a chance to post these because I'd ratherpost Severas, but have this.
>>135122064
Tbh im much more of aLissa Fagbut posted the first thing I saw in my pictures.
>>135123040
Alright, have this.
>>135115730
>>135115882
>>135115969
It's just a joke, I swear!
>tfw you go to message someone on your friends list
>notice they stopped following you
why ;_; I thought you liked me
>>135122064
>>135123040
Nowi a cute.
>>135124314
So does the Infinity have a few S4s that browse 4chan and talk about their waifus?
>>135124204
how can you tell they've stopped following you?
>>135124204
How do you tell? And what's that mean?
>>135124625
With AI tech they probably talk to their waifus.
>>135125051
Yeah, but are they smart AIs or dumb AIs?
Cause, like, smarts are expensive.
>>135125051
>>135125181
>You will never talk to a hologram of your waifu
>>135125571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcCHYLIRayk
>>135125571
Probably for the best.
>>135125710
This kills the birthrate.
>>135125840
>Probably for the best.
w-why?
>>135126009
Because then none of us would be posting here. We'd be talking to our waifus, wrapped around their glass holotubes, begging to cross over into the digital realm.
We wouldn't even play Halo!
>>135125710
How much would something like that go for?
is anyone else /haloonline/ here
Is anyone playing?
>>135126248
'Bout tree fiddy.
>>135126495
Sent ;)
>>135126248
All of your children.
>>135126938
>children
Where do you think you are?
Is anyone playing?
>>135127376
It also includes your prostate polywogs.
>>135127524
yeah
Playing customs message for invite
>>135127598
>>135127746
When you slap your peepee enough that it throws up?
>>135127524
So hot :^)
>>135127807
>>135127524
>>135128149
post more webm
>>135128217
When you do THIS to your waifu, but with her pelvis?
>>135128149
She looks so weird now.
>no /hg/ anon to help me clean the dishes but he splashes me with water on accident
>no /hg/ anon to let me borrow his shirt while mines in the dryer
>>135128854
IM RIGHT HERE
>>135129342
When you undress yourself, tear off her clothes, take your p-p-penis, jam it into her vagoo, and squirt your baby batter in her.Then ask her to play Halo!
What would you do for some gold reqs?
>>135129680
Play halo :^)
>>135129680
Anything.
>>135129627
GG
>yfw Whisky company is filled with these kinds of no-life tryhard faggots
>>135132270
>tfw we were one of the losses on his list
>>135132720
We beat him?
>>135132720
Must have been a long time ago.
He quits out every time he's about to lose so it doesn't damage hisegowin/loss.
>>135132892
Wow, that's so easily fixable.
In previous Halos, hasn't quitting a match always counted as a loss?
>>135133208
yup
Do you wish 343 had gone with their original Spartan IV concept?
Servers ded? Every game type is blacked out for me
>>135134408
None of that but the Pilot helm looks like Halo.
>>135134408
>skull helm
>>135134634
Working for me but I haven't left queue in awhile.
>>135134702
Sure it does. Rest of the armor has the rugged ODST aesthetic. Weapon looks like an early Railgun concept. Hologram display on the wrist is similar to what you have in 5's campaign
Looks pretty cool overall imo
How are you supposed to unlock this last Bronze emblem? Bought like 1 million Bronze Packs already.
>>135135226
Switch to silvers. Some of the item drops are messed up post hammer of storm.
>>135134408
>tfw concept art never looks as cool in-game
>>135136375
>that helm on the left
that didn't make it in did it?
>>135136616
I think it got replaced by this.
I was inactive for a few months but I want to join the company again... Is it too late?
I never played halo 4 or 5. Is it true that they forget about the flood and never deal with them again?
>>135136375
>reach will never have a large-scale fight
>reach's campaign will always be shit
>the SAW will never be as cool as this MA5-series LMG
>>135137202
No.
>>135137202
You've had time to join back before the gates were closed.
>>135137412
The what?
>>135137415
>tfw there will never be a level like the intro to Tip of the Spear, but with infantry
We are in purgatory.
>>135137590
OK I requested
>>135137643
Anon I did join but got moved to the reserves... the invite from February was expired.
>>135137665
The flood. The real antagonist of the first 3 games that they never really deal with. Destroying the universe and stuff?
>>135138026
They have been dealt with.
The flood that broke out of Halo 1 was destroyed.
The flood and gravemind from Halo 2 was blown up in 3 along with the replacement Halo.
At this point all people of the universe know about the flood threat and the fact that they reside in certain parts of Halo. As long as those areas are avoided and kept locked down, no more outbreaks.
>>135138026
Don't recall them.
In Halo CE Cortana used the systems of Halo to teleport directly onto the truth and reconciliation. Why do they never use this again on any of the other Halos?
>>135138741
Gravemind used it in H2 to send chief and arby on separate paths.
>>135138741
You can't simply teleport into mordor.
>>135138801
Is it like something someone can only use once of some thing?
>>135139629
I'm sure it's not a one time use as Guilty spark used it many times in H1. Same with Cortana once she tapped into the installation as Gravemind did.
>>135138741
it burned out his suits power supply. master gunns talks about it in halo 2 at the start of the game
So Close Fellas
>marty's music was the thing i loved most about halo
>it's gone
>it'll never return
>>135140205
did we finish first strike?
>>135140870
No that list is missing the first strike and grenade kills.
>>135140870
Y-yes.
>>135140870
Lolfuckingno. Go play more SWAT.
Hopefully firefight has first strikes.
>>135141747
SWAT's probably the best thing, Grifball matches also go fast and provide first strikes.
First Strike : http://prntscr.com/aezx9q
Grenade Kills : http://prntscr.com/aezxfj
>>135142320
It's imageboard.
>>135092775
Chief: you're blue...
Cortana: For you <3
>>135127524
>2lewd!?
>>135128149
>Master Chief gets cucked by Warden
>>135128149
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally save the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is assassinate another Unggoy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideas in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat face and shimmering blue skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other shipboard AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her grotesque butterface contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking offensive before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's emitting from her cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to code and debug in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto-turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your chance to save the galaxy over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.
>>135143990
>Halo CE Cortana started out innocently enough
>As the games progressed, she got sexier
>New trilogy comes in
>They start pulling this realistic woman bullshit
>Appeal is slowly going downwards
Literally taking steps backwards
>>135143990
They are too old to do it and so like everythiing else they tell the young not to. When you're older you get all conservative and that means it will be forced upon their kids. Also, you, you'd wanna fuck your kids if you didn't repress your original preference. Honestly, if you don't lose virginity in HS you are a loser and mean as hell. So robots spread it, meanwhile your classmate is fucking the dog. Go to a HS drinking party and play never have I ever if you do not believe. Oh, and girls turn inside out really easy over time, there's that. Mostly it's because it's a hivemind and bacik in the sexual revolution too many girls wanted John's dick. Back before then people did marry before colleg and that means you're not done with puberty. That's why normies are telling themselves 20 plus, because puberty for FEMALES is over. A man not until college is over, when he is surrounded by chickis in their prime, after mid 20s is when a man should go. That's one reason why females are getting more degrees. Lots to speculate about.
>>135143990
Fu©k ¥∆π!
>>135144340
>>135144781
>Cortana wearing clothes
What went wrong?
>>135144781
I always hated how she suddenly just changed entirely.
>>135144781
Halo 4 Cortana is best Cortana.high test
>>135145160
Cortana's next design, folks.
http://flightofthefatgirl.com/2015/08/04/no-honey/
>>135144998
She's real now like physical
She didn't die at the end of h4
her rampant physical body got caught in slip space with the Didacts ship)
And met up with the version that was already in the domain. When John yelled cortana! in that one mission in h4 when she went missing.) That domain
>>135144998
desu senpai I agree with the armor design, Cortana's nakedness somewhat represented vulnerability and a need for a protector.
If she's going to gain power and rule over things, might as well remove that symbol of vulnerability.
That butterface, however...
>>135145363
And now your nice?I don't know if I can forgive youfaggot
>>135145160
Nano machines son.
>>135145474
>She's real now like physical
So chief can fuck her now?
>>135145704
It's sad that this was their legit explanation for Chief's armor.
>>135145721
Suppressed sexual drive is a side effect of Spartan II augmentation
>>135145797
Not for my headcanons
>>135145721
Yeah if she grew boobs for him why not a vagoo too
>>135145862
Kek
>>135129680
i'd let you put it in fampai
>>135145897
I don't see why she didn't grow a big dick since men prefer futa over women 99% of time.
>>135146027
I still like her design in 2 the most.
>>135146226
Because she was trying to appeal to John not some sex crazed faggot online.
>>135146270
1 is for diehard tomboy lovers.
2 is for garterbelt.
3 is for accentuating the babymaker,
4 is for the recycle bin.
>>135146436
>2 is for garterbelt
Holy shit, you're right.
So that's where I gained my fetish!
>>135146270
Dem stocking legs
Unf
>>135146404
That looks like something out of that shitty Final Fantasy movie
>>135146404
Studies show most men prefer the aesthetics of the penis versus the vagina but greatly prefer a woman's body thus futa is the optimal combination.
An AI would know this.
>>135146663
Halsey would never-
>>135146663
>Cortana claims to choose that form because it makes people uncomfortable
>Nobody ever seems to notice
>She suddenly projects a dick on herself, flopping it around every time she turns
I got a good laugh outta that
>>135146767
Someone edit this so that it has a bulge in front
>tfw can't find matches
I guess it's dead.
Captain's log. Stardate: March 14, 2016
We're on page "?". I don't know how long we'll last.
rip /halogen/ lightbulb
wew
>>135150023
This is halo thread no star wars you goober.
is anyone on right now?
>ctrl+f Lemmingscanfly
Good, they've already forgotten.
HWC is this weekend.
Who is /hg/ supporting?
>>135154809
Nobody
fuck e-sports bullshit. one of the worst things to happen to gaming
Are you supposed to get something when you finish all the commons? I've gotten all of them that I can see, but I could have sworn someone saying you get something.
It is really hard to enjoy halo 5 when you can only get armor in randomized bullshit packs. Halo 5 spits on the face of everything halo stands for
>>135158051
you get nadir from silvers now, so no.
Anyone get this armor set yet?
What is the rarity on it?
>>135144998
343I supporting feminists
>>135127524
>>135154809
Do people know any of these guys?
>>135155082
I don't mind it, but it's pretty cringe. That being said, if I was good enough to get paid to play games, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>135161442
Ultra Rare I believe, I love the set.
Is anyone playing right now?
>>135162158
ill be on in a few
Stat Leaders
>>135163105
Good. Im already getting stomped in WZ
Can someone accept my request for the Spartan Company?
>>135163334
im on
>>135139884
It always bothered me how Johnson is referred to as Sergeant rather than Sergeant Major and also that he referred to the Master Gunnery Sergeant simply as a regular Gunny. Everyone's so casual about ranks in this game you'd think it was Air Force instead of Marine Corps.
>>135162158
I'm not playing unless you got your cousin with you.
>>135163870
Sent an invite
>>135164276
Bitch, get on. He's in school.
>>135164442
Suck my ass.
>>135164276
Hi Bias
Can't wait for this week to finish
Then it'll be /hg/ party time
all day everyday
>tfw rank 46 and not a single BR skin or DMR unlock
>>135166301
Rank doesn't determine that, buttmunch.
>>135166824
I never said it did
>>135166976
I was implied. Don't put it in your post if it has no relevance.
>>135167215
It has relevance tho.
>>135163390
Join my Spartan company if you wanna just have fun
>>135167354
It really doesn't.
>>135167578
Sent
>>135169864
Anon I'm not with hg
I'm With /Cortana is blue/
>>135171748
>https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/players/bloodboy777
edgy
>>135127524
>mass effect stairs
>>135171965
What's edgy I don't get it
>>135172027
Its a mass effect map
>>135172583
>bloodboy
NEW
HCS PACK IS FREE
http://news.xbox.com/2016/03/14/tune-in-to-the-halo-world-championship-2016-this-week/
>>135173678
WOW
O
W
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>135173912
Sure, I guarantee you'll be watch the stream just to get it.
>>135173678
I kinda like the helmet
>>135174014
No i wont.
>>135173678
>MLG bullshit.
>Implying casual/Regular players give a shit about "Pros".
>Has to bribe people with a free Req Pack to watch "Championship".
>mfw
At what point does MS hand halo off to a new studio? 343 has shown many times how incompetent of a developer it is
>>135173678
I won't be home until like 4 hours after that starts on Sunday. Can I watch like a recording and still get the pack? It does say it's available until 9am Monday but I don't know what that means if I have to watch the event live.
>>135174294
When H6 bombs like a motherfucker
>>135174343
Give me your password and I'll watch it for you.
>>135174386
My fear is that if they continue to churn out shitty games and call it Halo that MS will just put the franchise on hold for years or let it die.
>>135174294
>Halo 6 fails or sells short of expectation.
>Microsoft shuts down 343 two years after Halo 6's release, Liongate 2.0.
>IP is shelved for 10 years.
>>135173678
>HCS on the same weekend as the Battle of the Five Gods
Though decision, free armor and Firefight teaser are good news.
>>135174617
That's fucking depressing.
Doug The Downy Cat
>>135174159
>343 does anything
>people bitch about it
>>135177393
cute cat
>>135177456
>Praises them for WZ Firefight.
>Praises them for adding new Forge Content each update.
>Praises them for the Reach Update(May).
>Bought Halo 5, after the "Event" that was Halo 4.
I'm sorry 343 has shitty management, misplaced priorities, and horrible decisions.
They'll make it up by adding more armor that you'll have to grind Warzone for or until you shill out your money for Reqqles.
>>135173678
>Challenger armor
>It's just protector with a new coat of paint
>>135178274
He wasn't in the batting cages.
>>135128149
>Good bye
>no wait I'd better take you with me
>that'll teach you to love me
>>135140205
So far I have enough clips to make a 30 second montage.
If you want to contribute to the third /hg/ communitytage, either post your clip in the thread with the xboxdvr link or message the link to my account on waypoint.
>>135177393
official mascot of /hg/
>>135178274
Still better than that HCS Athlon variant people actually paid for.
>>135180087
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Mongoosestorm/video/14810221
>>135181272
sorry family halo 5 exclusive
>>135181414
I already posted a 5 clip and you told me to fuck off
>>135181562
fuck off
>>135181724
no
>>135180087
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/j%20king345/video/15549622
>>135181562
do you mean this clip from last thread?
>playing Swat
>not long into the match, the score is 7-1 us
>we start choking and they creep up, 12-11
>they take the lead, 14-13
>I go on a mega tear, getting multiple killing sprees, overkills, and howthefuckdidIdothat headshots
>we win 50-23
>I was first overall with 28 kills
>>135181928
yup, it's an old one and I don't have the clip anymore in saved files. I don't have a way to prove it's mine. but that was my first run through the story.
>>135182086
>swat
>>135182338
That and Grifball are the quickest match types for the daily win packs.
>>135182658
Can you really not spare 10 minutes?
