Hand-Holding Edition
Last Seasons Recap
Autism fairy shits in your chimney
How to cheese the fall festival
Wizards Apprentice DLC confirmed
Jas gets pregnant
Neptunes Glaive is better than best
Gramps is casul
We predict our general's timely demise
Latest version 1.05
PATCH NOTES
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150/announcements/detail/842542556770852896
>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki
>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/
>Overhauled marriage candidates portrait mod 1.2.1
https://mega.nz/#!MVtwQSxD!xu_Y0O3W-degIrtMIjFqyJPoG_MVM3343EAmedJyB5Y
Preview: https://a.pomf.cat/nseeob.jpg
>Anime-style portraits (WIP)
https://mega.nz/#F!4hcECSpC!fleN3YPVUP1wE_ukg2eRBg
>Cute Jas and Vincent
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mikumon-portraits-emily-added.109177/
>Curly hair Maru resprite
https://mega.nz/#!m5QhHAqY!4wNZhNfMapfFB5jN4SUpoeUrTqcpbIYnItWExp9BQwM
Preview: https://a.pomf.cat/dmqbsd.png
>White Demetrius
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/
>Unteralterbach Style With A Spice of Po-ju Portraits
http://www.mediafire.com/download/4a9ud1deb442wca/Portraits.zip
>Cleavage Mod
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/penny-cleavage-portrait-mod.108210/
and
https://mega.nz/#F!vohDhTRI!IBSmn-fp1t29nK838-GVDQ until moderators bring it back (previews are inside each .zip)
>Leah
https://mega.nz/#!PhwWXCLR!TWYk7NrSpc5Hp23jusTua5Og-6U3HYTF-c8TxxQ9pxw
>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448 (embed)
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR
>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC (WIP)
Last Season
>>134931220
>>134946663
>Sebastian crying like a bitch
Get cukt
nth for haley best girl
OH MY GOD GUYS, I BOUGHT TOO MANY SEEDS THINKING I COULD HANDLE THEM
>BUY 65 OF EACH SEED
>START PLANTING
>WAIT A SECOND THIS TAKES UP WAY MORE ROOM THAN IT SHOULD
>NOT EVEN HALF OF IT IS PLANTED
>OH FUCK
>IHAVEMADEATERRIBLEMISTAKEI don't want to sell the rest of the seeds I have. I have dug myself a grave too deep.
Guys when can I marry the blue haired god?
>>134946943
>Free range
Indeed.
>>134946943
If you don't spend three days at the start of every crop season planting seeds then you're doing something wrong
>>>134946672
No I'm just visiting to see how this game is going.
Seeing if its worth buying or not as the anons of the old Starbound General changed their tune from happy to disgruntled after a few months.
Did these guys fail at meeting any deadlines?
>>134946943
>4 iridium sprinkler tiles wasted
What are you doing.
>>134946990
Eventually. Emily's a bit weird at first, but it kind of grows on you.
>Hidden Way that leads to water
>cant Fish
Wew, so whats the fucking point of this, is that were you can pound the Sea Monsters sweet little Boipucci or what?
>>134947102
I'm not done yet.
>>134946990
Be wary of Clint murdering the two of you when you sleep.
>>134946943
Enjoy spending all day long watering for a month. I had a similar experience during the fall of the first year with cranberries, but I didn't have nearly as many as you.
That's not actually the "right way" to play by the way unless you're a Wiki-consulting autist who insists on being a multimillionaire by the end of winter year 1.
fighter or scout please guys
>>134947126
No, I was pretty put off by her dance.
THE CARPENTER DIDN'T SOLD THE COOL LOOKING COBBLESTONE ROAD AND I'VE SPEND LIKE 20K BUYING HER BULLSHIT
>>134947214
Neither makes much difference, I chose Scout myself thinking I'd get lots of crits, and yet I only hear the crit "ping" noise very occasionally.
>>134947197
>implying he has the balls
He'll just silently sob behind his desk upgrading my axe.
>>134947165
Secret watering can spot
>>134947223
That was so ridiculous i thought it was cute.
HEY!press c with sword equipped
maybe one day we can be together sandy ; ;
I really, really want to cum on Alex's chest.
>>134947397
I can see her nipples
I love when stuff like this happens. (and yes I did buy it)
THIS STONE ROAD. WHERE DO I GET IT.
>>134947364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdc2idlNSmg
I had a really familiar vibe when she done that
How does it look at the modding front?
And interesting in development?
Well fuck you Kent
>>134947512
>her
>in a poju artwork.
Sorry to say, but it is most likely male.
>>134947512
Thats a guy lol
>>134947512
That's a boy.
>>134947625
>Leah
>>134947512
>her
>>134947698I'm not sure how to change the names
>>134947625
Is that a marriage mod?
>>134947809
I just swapped the textures
>>134947512
>I can see her nipples
did sebastian really have a bong?
>>134947596
Robin sells itsometimes
>>134947432
How old is Sandy anyway?
>>134947827
I want him.
>Get one of the bundles complete
>This starts playing, while i watch the little Junimo put the star in place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEHPGYdp-o
W-why does this feel so sad? It's like one of those bittersweet ending songs where it's a victory but not really.
>>134948017
>Using default soundtrack
M8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB0f1aUnYw0&index=43&list=PL6akIKaXBeU0Q0Sob3KqkS8iavzg6hDsv
>>134947893
I'm gonna guess upper 20s maybe? She's friends with Emily, so probably around her age.
>tfw just woke up and going to play stardew all day again
>>134948230
>living the cucked NEET life
Stop
>tfw planted two apple trees and have to wait a year to get a pomegranate in order to complete the community centre
>>134948017
If it makes you feel any better, you are literally exorcising the community center from spirits that made shit break down in the first place.
>>134948272
you realize it's 9am on a saturday, right?
>>134947889
HOW CAN I MAKE MY FARM PRETTY WITHOUT IT!
I WANNA BE COOL LIKE MELTY-SAMA.
>>134948017
>finish all bundles
>"The last bundle... Farewell... Anon..."
>"Gud bai"
>visiting the beach every other day on year 1
>get Mr. Qi's quest
>visit the beach every day
>read up and learn it only spawns during the summer
>continue visiting the beach every day during the summer and visiting the traveling merchant
>year 3 summer just ended
>still haven't seen a single rainbow shell
>>134948380
You literally just said this isn't the first day you've done this.
>tfw I gave gifts to everyone in Winter exceptclint
fuck you
>>134948319
If you plant a tree in fall does it die in winter? I didn't got any fruit trees and I'm scared I won't get them up before year 2.
>>134948102Even with only a minor difference, age gap /u/ isn't common enough.
Do wonder how Emily would react to Sandy being in Stardew Valley for a few days here and there, though.
>>134948439
>Got 3 rainbow shells first summer
>Sold them all
>Scared I won't get any when I get that quest
How's the loli mod going?
should I update my game
>>134948476
Please respond.
>>134948812
There's one in the OP but the boys are cuter than the girls.
>>134948478
I think she's supposed to come to a few of the festivals I've read? So I mean, it's not out of the ordinary I'd guess. Just rare for her to get time away.
these havent shown any kind of growth in like three weeks what am i doing wrong? :(
>>134948876
is there a shota mod?
>one long day of work
>go to bed
>game crashes while saving
Answering here as well in case Anon didn't check the non-dead thread yet.
>>134945332
If you went long enough not talking to him it would negate the bonuses.
You need to make sure to also talk to him on those days, it's a separate trigger from just giving the gift, so you should earn +100 for giving a favorite gift.
If you were only just giving the gift, and then leaving, it would be 78 points for the day (+80 gift, -2 not talking for the day), so after a month of gifting that would only be a single heart.
I'm glad he's finally showing recognition, but I wish he'd talk to me like a normal human being rather than always demanding I donate hard-earned artifacts.
>>134948927
Yes, the one in the OP.
Why is Emily dancing by herself? Why is Clint such a beta? Lazy motherfucker that closes his shop at 4PM before everyone else.
>>134948476
>>134948876
They keep growing, but they don't produce fruit in any other season. That's why I have to wait a year ;_:
>>134949014
Why don't you just come back when you have something to donate?
This museum won't finish itself!
Fighter or Scout?
What's this about Sandy and Emily?
Did I miss something or are you guys just reading too much into it?
>>134949112
Ok, So I shold star my tree farm ASAP. When do they yield fruit?
>>134949135
if it isn't obvious to you, you should probably pick fighter just to be safe
is there anyway to move my bed after I upgrade my house? I hate walking this much further
>>134949135
Scout, so you can get Desperado later on.
>tfw fucked up with my mining, foraging and combat professions
I should have taken the level 10 perks into account. Ape needs to add a way to rechoose, maybe with the wizard.
Do seeds turn into rotten crops when season changes?
I'm considering buying a shitton of seeds and dropping them at the land at the end of spring so I don't have to retill everything.
>>134949106
Emily just really enjoys dancing.And what she took earlier is kicking in.
So they just bring the meat out on special occasions, eh?
>>134949274
save edit
>>134949195
>>134949135
Fighter is the only real choice, unless you like relying on luck. It's not an additive increase. Your chance to crit only increases to like 7.5%, it's not like it literally boosts it from 5 to 50% like some people seem to think.
someone post the poju mod
>>134948901
You're not watering them.
>>134946943
>Not having a seed surplus to replace the others after harvest
It's like you don't plan ahead. Do you even know what Crop Rotation is?
>>134949361
>babby's first combat
>>134949448
>Relying on luck instead of just guaranteed two-shotting everything except slimes
>>134949361
Literally nobody thinks it adds 50 percentage points to crit chance. People are picking it because they want instakill spec at level 10.
Stop being such a cunt cuckposter.
>>134949564
>Literally nobody thinks it adds 50 percentage points to crit chance.
You would be wrong, and greatly surprised.
Will anything bad happen if i miss the jellyfish festival?
>>134949597
You lose 5 hearts with everyone.
>>134949564
while i don't doubt there are people who assume it adds a raw 50%, people still choose scout as it's simply superior
>>134949158
Oh, Sandy and Emily are just friends. It's other anons kink I think? I just wish she could be dated/married.
>>134949597
Abigail will never forgive you for not holding hands with her on the pier.
>>134949597
Grandpa goes nuclear and destroys your farm in a fit of rage, then Kent, triggered by the explosion, murders everyone in town.
>>134949370
you need to water tree ?? wtf
>>134946663
>How to cheese the fall festival
I can't find that post.
I'm a bit surprised that bachelors and bachelorettes don't hook up with each other after you get married.
Also, how useful are the wild seeds? How long do they take to grow?
oh
fisher vs trapper?
>Named my farm and favorite thing after my girlfriend>She broke up with me today
I used the game as something comfy to play when feeling shitty and now it just adds to the feelings.
>>134949834
It's okay when it's white to black.
>>134949887
just use save edtor.
oh dear
>>134949787
I don't know man, but I also had trees that seemed to have arrested development. I tried to pour some water on them then and they seemed to resume growth. But maybe it's just an illusion, I was not really paying attention.
In any case they will eventually grow regardless thanks to rain.
Should I give this SJW kike my money for stardew or torrent?
>>134949979
Disgusting.
While i understand all the cucks that like having a BMWF pairing in the game or the guys that feel it's a necessary evil in order to have a dark skinned chick, there's absolutely no need to ruin our boys with this crap.
I hope the landwhale who made this dies of diabetic coma.
>>134949564
And where do I use that instakill perk? Beetles are invincible, mummies need bomb to get rid of them and flying lizards die in 2 - 3 hits anyway. Nice usage of cuck buzzword, by the way
>>134949164
In the season in the description
>tfw you realize maru is the best wife
>>134950176
>please i need attention
>>134949842
do you like fishing or trapping? This choice is not a rocket science, just grab whatever fits your playstyle more, my good man
>Be a lowly train driver
>Every time I go past this one town there's this one guy on a horse who stands on the tracks
>He lets himself get hit, gets angry and starts hitting my train
>Some iron falls off the back, he curses his luck
>Yet he still shows up every time
>>134950428
I think CA has some elaborate plans with that train for the future updates, right now it's not really worth giving a damn
>>134950275
Friendly reminder that by wifeing Maru you are literally depriving her of a bright future, and quite possibly humanity of many scientific discoveries and breakthroughs.
You do not make a 150 IQ girl capable of building advanced robots into your personal breakfast-making, crop-watering, fence-repairing, baby-making slave.
Is it worth it to buy strawberry seeds in year 1? I want to make sure I can upgrade my watering can next time it rains, so I'm worried about the cost.
>>134950360
regardless of likes, were it that one side of the tree was vastly inferior(like, say, rancher) to the othe, you ought to pick the side that's more useful even if it's not necessarily something you enjoy
like, in this scenario, fishing and piracy outshine any other option immensely
>>134950598
Yes. Save some strawberries, and when you have a seed maker, turn them into seeds to make more strawberries for year 2.
Who the fuck is this?
>>134950649
Hat mouse.
>>134950649
Gabe.
>>134950649
hat mouse
>>134950195
>Caring this much what other people put in their game
I hope you people aren't the same ones who were defending white maru if you're against people doing shit like this.
>>134950649
>-hat mouse
Do you need an explanation about how signatures work, anon?
>>134950572
>You do not make a 150 IQ girl capable of building advanced robots into your personal breakfast-making, crop-watering, fence-repairing, baby-making slave.
exactly, you turn her into your second in command and together you rule the world! with her smarts and your farm money!
baby making slave still happens tho.
>>134950572
I cannot even imagine his rage. If not for game limitations, I'd have given both his wife and his daughter a bouquet of flowers.
>>134950572
How about having her raise our high IQ children you mongoloid, so that they can build robots and that shit too?
hnng
>>134950602
I guess it's true, but then again someone might go only for catching one one fish out of each kind and later treat trapping as steady source of income for the rest of the game
>>134950572
She chose that life and you can't stop her, lad.
>>134950794
get away from my wife
>>134950537
Must do, if not I'm sure some modders will do something. Not really sure what I'd like, probably just a new dungeon/mine. Add in some puzzles and place farming spots through the place for some new "underground" crops like mushrooms would be neat.
>>134950206
You use it to occasionally kill shit in one swing instead of 2 or more, obviously.
Unless you're autistic you won't probably care about which choice has more "dps" anyway.
>>134950572
he feels remorse after marrying Robin. He has nothing to talk about with her as his euphoric scientific mind works on different wavelengths than his primitive lumberjack wife and as you are her only customer in whole town (no one else ever changes anything), she is not making enough money to pay for his research projects.
>>134950849
Ahhh Ahhhhhhh
>>134950275
>tfw she realizes she can't fulfill her destiny because of you and leaves to travel around the world to do scientific research, and you're left all alone in your shitty farm.
It's bound to happen. You know it.
Sweet mother of God I cannot into farm planning. Shamelessly calling for help here. It's Winter 26 and I want an actual layout of my farm, can anyone advise on this mess I have so far?
>>134951150
2 tile roads.
>>134951047
I just hope no niggers interrupt me while i watch this beaker.
where da loli/shota mod at
Post your farms
i captured one of the legendary fish or some shit
do I sell it or what
>>134946663
Patch that actually modifies your wife's behavior during festivals to actually behaves like your wife instead of a generic NPC that stands in a corner - or worse, all the way across the other side of the map - repeating the same line every year when?
I just want to hold hands during festivals like the Moonlight Jelly, help my wife get through the maze during Spirit's Eve, and participate in the other festival minigames with her.
In fact, marriage feels too much like hiring a farmhand right now. I'm sure we've heard about how personality is neutered a thousand times, but in addition this "hi dear i woke up 4 hours before you to water a hundred crops for you, that's all i have to say for today!" shit needs to go. We should be able to do shit with them as a couple, like you did during heart events, shit that doesn't involve the farm.
Hell, even heart events need to be tweaked. Popping out of bushes or around a corner to participate in shit that was conveniently happening as I was passing by gets retarded after the fourth time it happens in a row. Have them invite us to do shit or something.
Even the post-bouquet but pre-marriage parts need to be revamped, right now it's just a retarded way of gating heart level progression so you don't cheat on your wife during other bachelors' 10-heart events, mechanics-wise your relationship is still shallow and one-dimensional, they still spend most of their time doing their own shit and hanging out in their usual places waiting for you to arrive with gifts. Better get ready to do everything, because they're certainly not going to do anything at all.
And let's not even mention that your wife's parent(s), relative(s), etc. are completely oblivious to the fact they've moved out and quite possibly already have grandchildren.
is clint bugged? i accepted a quest for bring him 25 copper ores, but he won't take them
when i clicked on him he just complained how it was a shitty gift
Check this out, senpai-tachi.
>>134951305
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/bachelor-and-bachelorette-all-portraits.109109/#post-2816612
Why won't my waifu let me inpregnate her
>>134951543
Pay attention to the quest log. You need to collect 25 FRESH copper ores, and then you need to talk to him. You don't give them to him.
How do you put the bee houses and flowers?
Had 5bees but only the ones directly adjacent to flowers produced flavored one.
Is it just touching issue or is it limited to one beer per flower?
>>134951596
fuck, not all of them
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mix-anime-style-portraits-bachelorettes-sebby-harvey-done.109202/#post-2816149
Best way to get artifacts for the museum?
>>134951034
>I wonder what my gadget I should work on next?
>Maybe I can make something useful for farming?
>>134951705
These ones look nice.
>>134951150
Do yourself a favour and build & keep yourself comfy wide road from your farmhouse to all three exits (north, south and east), you'll be using these. And leave enough room close to farmhouse for stables (2x4 tiles)
>>134951705
>nu-man Harvey
>>134947254
some sort of skill level unlocks it
>>134951705
copy that
>>134951635
>i am looking for someone to bring me 25 copper ores
that's really fucking stupid.
A witch left me a black egg, should I hatch it?
>>134951925
He has 4 versions of harvey in the mod page.
>>134952012
Waste of a quest desu, same with the Willy&fishing.
>>134952012
Can you still do the 'drop 1 copper and pick it up, 25 times' for this?
>>134951821
Already placed my stable in a weird spot. is it possible to demolish and replace it?
>>134951705
I don't think the girls are actually better than vanilla ones (Maybe Maru is but let's face it, anything is better than her vanilla portrait).
However, the boys looks amazing, probably the best ones yet.
>>134952210
Nice.
Didnd't know he got done with Sebastian.
He says he'll work on Jas first and then Emily after getting done with the marriage candidates.
Why can't we make our own wheat flour?
>>134950649
Mouseajit has wares if you have coin
>>134952329
Welcome to EB games.
>>134952280
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uo0oaue8g3yq8um/Stardew%20Valley%20-%20The%20Spreadsheet_update4.xlsx?dl=0
If anyone is interested.
>>134952210
Is that from OP or?
>>134951596
>>134951705
>disney character levels of uncanny
>basic bitch look, in contrast with the intended goddess look from beta
>okay/10
>sportsy
>too vanilla
>eyeshadow-wearing fuccboi
>undergrad
>>134952347
because you won't go to pierre's for anything other than seeds otherwise
post fruit tree farms
>>134952210
Link to google doc?
Also, why are there two checkboxes per item?
>>134951753
Sooner or later she'll realize that making new kinds of sprinklers is a waste of her talents.
>>134952537
It's called an orchard.
>>134950572
isn't that part of the appeal though? It is to basically cuck maru into being a farm bitch
>>134952147
Don't see why not. It will cost you though.
>>134951705
That Leah looks uncanny as fuck, it looks like her face is a paper-thin mask that's barely attached to the pole that is her neck.
Once you have Void Chickens do normal chickens even have a purpose?
>>134952441
AWesome thanks man!
>aiding the Dark Lord for petty gold
>>134952710
now that you mentioned it. All their necks look fucking gross
>>134952861
Probably fool's gold too.
Or chocolate.
How much more should I expand my crop capacity once I upgrade my watering can? I messed up and I'm just waiting for a rainy day to upgrade it.
lol this whole picnic scene has really turned me off of Leah.
Also she is starting with now that I'm a successful artist you want me back when her ex is the only one buying her art. How is that successful? lmao
>get an iridium sprinkler from gypsy
>never used sprinklers before so assume it means 24x24
>see in the faq how big the range actually is
Wew what a mistake
>>134952990
It seems this game has too many picnic scenes that ruin the characters.
Punch Kel in the face?
Y/N
>>134953140
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>134953158
Do it
>Haley is literally a gold digger
What the hell
>tfw can't progress my love for abi-kun because the game considers it forbidden for me to help her with a video game and softlocks
>>134952947
>1,000 gold chocolate coins
yum
What's the most profitable thing I can do with a starting coop of 4 chickens?
>>134953158If you punch Kel, Leah will mention that your temper is kinda worrying. If you try to reason, she'll get fed up and punch Kel instead.
>>134952947
>1000 chocolate coins
Joke's on him. I'd have done it for 500.
>>134953329
Keg. a lot of them.
>>134953339
>Female
>Logic
>>134953329
make mayo senpai
>>134953158
>Y
>Leah berates you for being too violent
>N
>Leah punches him herself
>>134953379
kegs? I thought that was just for alcohol
>>134953204
>Fell for the bet on green meme.
FUCK YOU GUYS I BET ALL MY MONEY ON THAT SHIT
>>134953339
>>134953406
thanks senpai
>>134953339
At the very least, the moment of shock ends pretty quickly and Leah mentions you need to find a more secluded location next time.She wants to fuck.
>>134953554
Its 50/50 bro
>>134953510
oh my god he did it he actually did it the absolute madman he posted it again the new funny memes fresh off the platter xD
>>134953510
Is there a mod that replaces the minority character models?
>>134953475
The joke is to not bother with chicken at all and just fill the structure with kegs.
>>134953510
>no reflection in water
>immersion ruined
>>134952441
ty anon
>can't make void mayonnaise
why
Better wives when?
>marry Maru
>option to build her a workshop on your farmland
>she can make sprinklers and other devices at a reduced material cost
>can also make some unique devices that aren't accessible otherwise
>marry Abigail
>option to help her train with a sword
>she can now come with you and help you fight
>you don't lose as many items if you die
>>134953510
this meme is more forced than ron's relationships
Also Anon who changed his favorite thing here.
Yes, it does work!
>Changed it from weed
>>134953684
Geez sorry.
>>134953796
>yfw "favourite thing" is routed to local police department's database
>>134953554
git gud
>>134953859
>FILE NAME DOESN'T MATCH COMMENT
>PLZ
>>134953897
Not to mention the reflection is fucked up as well.
Trolling these days is literally zero effort, I say.
>>134953510
Nicely memed
>>134953796
Same character.
>>134953774
>>she can make sprinklers and other devices at a reduced material cost
Sprinklers are easy as shit to make though and you don't even need to farm for the materials and they come out costing around 2000 per quality sprinkler and if you can afford to get married you can afford to buy megabombs (or make them) and bomb the shit out of the skull dungeon for iridium.
>But gold
Gold is common as fuck, it makes no sense to have 300 gold ore but struggle with 30 copper and iron.
>>she can now come with you and help you fight
Fight what? You fucking bomb the shit out of the mines, you'll end up killing her.
It's better if each gives you special stats.
>>134953859
>Penny still isn't mirrored properly against her reflection
If you're going for dank, at least do it properly. I bet you don't even keg.
>>134953796
>couldn't figure out what to put in "favorite thing"
>oh i'm playing a farming simulator
>put "hard work"
>never realize until now that every time they mention hard work, it's because of that
how do I retrieve battery packs from my lightning rods? I've had a couple storms happen but no battery packs
>>134953984
DUDE
Superior portraits with smug lolis and cute shotas coming through
>>134953627
if by "minority" in Pelican Town you mean white cis people, then yes, there is one
>>134954021
They're like any other production device on your farm. They'll have a bubble with the pack in it when they've produced one.
>>134954021
Wait for them to stop jiggling.
>>134953964
And just as anon posts this >>134953975
Wow...
>>134953893
Jokes on you, I bet all my shit on green again and got my slick fedora.
M'farm
>>134954028
WEED (Now loli cunny) LMAO
>>134953984
>YOUR SUGGESTION IS SHIT BECAUSE THE CURRENT MINMAXING META MAKES IT ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS
>HERE'S A BETTER IDEA, HOW ABOUT A FLAT +1 BETTERNESS
Invest in a noose.
>>134953774
>Placing you're waifu in dangerespecially after learning how shit she is at fighting
you never loved her.
>>134954061
Sorry but I don't see any males in that picture
>>134954021
if you see that lighting rods are pulsating (like working furnaces), expect batteries later this day or tomorrow. Downpours are not good enough, it has to be thunderstorm.
>>134954115
>Gets superpissy because his idea is shit.
I know, how about she gives you a parsnip instead.
Same usefulness :^)
>Implying a +1 in speed is not the greatest help you could want.
>>134954061
Too bad the girls are garbage but that Haley is amazing.
>still no trap/r63 mod
come on
>>134954179
good
>>134954242
>throws the "u mad" card even though his ideas are objectively shit and it's not my suggestions
>only gives a shit about usefulness
wew lal
you're in fall, what's your excuse for not learning this game isn't about minmaxing?
>>134946943
>not planning everything out beforehand
That's your own fucking fault.
>no heart event to break up a bar fight between Kent and Shane
>>134954326
>female Alex, Shane, and Harvey
I like where this is going.
Can I get away with sticking trees every 2 squares or should I really go with every 3?
also WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO MILL
>>134954394
>>134954115
So much this. What is the point of speedrunning this game after reading whole wiki? To have bragging rights on /vg/ general? To laugh at scrubs who don't stawberry/cranberry/blueberry/wine since day 1 and dare to discover stuff on their own and play at own pace? There are many generals about competitive and mature games like /lolg/ or /csgog/ to choose from.
>>134954394
What the fuck, dude.
>>134954394
>no projected profit
ya fucked up dude
