Phone game edition
Previous heist in custody: >>134357019
>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (needs new maintainer)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/
>Skilltree Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
First for Hoxton being best hesiter
>>134810776
Oh god it's horrible.
>>134811405
Welcome to the FUTURE
fourth for dea with 4 comments
>>134811659
I wanna go backThis is why I'm not "upgrading" to 8/10.
6th for Dragan being the sexiest heister.
>>134675514
>>134678894
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>134811189
Skins on popular weapons when ? I'm quite sure people would be more hyped for a weaboo skin for the baby deagle instead of more skins for the Val or Cuckmando.
>>134814851
We already have shit like the Midas Touch.
Baby Deagle can't really be called popular if only a tiny fraction of the remaining populace owns the Point Break DLC.
>>134815194
>inb4 we get more Lion's roar and Cavity 9mm skins in the future.
>>134814851
>>134815614
Now that I think about it though, a cool skin on a weapon could probably encourage people to buy the corresponding DLC instead of just using the unlocker. Maybe make the manhours a bit worthwhile.
Who knows, maybe OVK will finally make at least one good skin that doesn't look like speckles of poop and we'll finally see an increase in interest.
>>134813117
Do you have pictures of all the achievements saved on your computer or do you go to payday wiki for them?
How does pd2 do on sales? They shouldn't be able to pull all this crap off if people weren't buying their shit.
oh wow.. it took me all this time to realize overkill's greatest and last laugh. it's in the name, "payday".
>>134815825
>Do you have pictures of all the achievements saved on your computer or do you go to payday wiki for them?
>>134815902
Considering how much the game is filled with shitters at those times of the year, very good. Make sure to lock your game in friend-only at all costs.
>>134818061
>2016
>hosting
I join pubs. Mostly DW pubs. I've found a ocuple of non-russian people now and then. the rest are hacking russians.
I wonder what's with Russians and hacking, everywhere they go they hack. Dark Souls, CSGO, Payday, MMOs. Even BRs are lessbad
>>134818373
Because they just can'thack it otherwise
>>134818373
Don't mind him, he's like that weird CTV user joining your DW games
>>134819328
shit, meant for >>134815825
>those people who aren't even infamy and are doing a dodge build
>>134818373
Some people just need to win by any means. Some games tend to draw this crowd and make cheating easy.
>>134816125
http://esportsexpress.com/2015/10/new-payday-2-heist-involves-stealing-millions-from-fans-of-payday-2/
>>134820098
Rather have them with a half-ass dodge spec than fucking around slower than a bulldozer caught in molotov flames doing fuck all the entire game
Today i will remind them. I will have my loli heister
>>134820098
>those people who are infamous and are still using the CTV
THE NEGRO IS INDOLENT AND LAZY
guys I think I've found Dante
>>134823363
I like that she's supposed to be the kid's mom. I also like that while she's young, the kid isn't 6, but rather looks 18-20.
who's this qt?
>>134824245
That's almir.
>>134824245
Just a gumer girl who were on of the first people to find the Overdrill secret
>>134824069
>Le reddit castlevania mask,
>Undercover Overkill,
>Jiro.
>>134827675I liked Le castle vania songs
sokolpost
So why aren't you playing Bomb:Dockyard and cooking meth /pdg/ ?
>>134830439
Cuz i'm playing an actual good heist and cooking meth
Is that audio mod any good ? Thinking of downloading it.
>>134833134
Hawk's sound repair is better
Daily reminder to download the best mod of the game
http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=1541
Happy One Year Jacket.
>>134837137
happy release-day cutie
DEAD GAME
46th for Tribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB1PekxOPPg
D
E
A
D
>>134840097
>>134841257
Ded game, ded menu, ded AK 7.62.
We /hitman/ now.
>possibility to pick up sentries,
feels good man.
>>134842079
two years late
Is it true all the players in a game share the same health-regent cooldown for the Gambler perk deck ? I keep hearing those weird informations.
>>134828072
Cloverpost
>>134843337
cool post friend
>>134836465
Is this what reddit finds funny?
>>134842079
>melee drill restarts
>dominator becoming core default
Casualisation
>2016
>expecting OVK to put out a Linux port
>when it takes them 4 weeks to fix a critical crashing bug
>when they don't even maintain the console ports since those guys don't get to be up to date on updates
What a delusional faggot
>>134847879
>implying the game didn't cross the line already with the +140 damage deagle.
>>134850327
>just now
that was you, you homolord
>18%of the community use grinder,
>Yakuza and infiltrator perk deck are only at 0,5% each.
Ayyyyy
Haven't played in a few months.
Are shotguns still shit?
>>134852450
shotguns are the best in the game you jagaloon wtf do you mean shit. lmao get a load of this guy
>>134852450
Predator 12G and M1014 were shit and will always be shit, rest is good and DW viable, especially with the enforcer's skills.
>>134852340
>tfw my most used deck is Crook and Infiltrator is second
>was a big fan of Gambler as well
Daily reminder infiltrator is the second most P2W perk deck of the game.
>>134853396
>not yakooza
step up
>>134847879
>not wanting to bring back domination as a passive
faggot
DED GAME
>>134853396
what's the first one?
>>134854943
grindr im guessing
>>134847879
>he didn't play PDTH
off yourself desu senpai
>>134852854
m1014 isnt shit youre shit
> used to come to this general daily
> haven't seen it in weeks
What happened to me?
>>134856272
You stopped heisting.
You should fix that.
>>134856272
A prescription of first world bank, Firestarter, bomb dockyard and Rats Lab should fix it
>>134860457
>That happy dallas,
10/10
>>134860457
where did you get that?are you making a 2D payday?
>join game
>host has disconnected
>join game
>entire team runs around like retards and dies instead of focusing on objectives
>join game
>game crashes
>join game
>"you have been kicked from the game"
>join game
connection to host lost
>>134866405
I am making some payday sprites with LISA stylei am not making a game tho, but there is a bunch of people making LISA mod on Rpgmaker, i can give it a try
>>134867151
Why don't you host? I would host a game for you anon, but my pc is a potato and cops become dumb, taking 10 seconds to shoot at you.
>>134867151
>entire team runs around like retards and dies instead of focusing on objectives
This is the only reason I join Hoxton Breakouts.
I rack up several hundred kills in a 40 minute long Day 2, and hog and use up all the keycards.
It is great. It's like Rats or Cook Off without the risk of blowing up the map.
>>134867206
Also
I forgot the fucking inage
>>134867526
>implying this wouldn't make awful heists such as goat simulator somewhat enjoyable and fun.
>>134867151
>join bank heist lobby,
>host is level 36 but still decide to help him because we all have been shitters at one time in this game,
>that feel when he just decide to quit the game after it turns loud.
Spring break when ? I want my hotel heist.
>you will never be inside trashly
Post your favorite mask /pdg/
>>134843337
literally tumblr, who the hell thaught them this "art". it was fun in an ironical way in newspaper mocking politicians but otherwise its puke inducing
>>134876314
>you will never be inside Bonnie
>>134876623
Easily the best.
>>134833134
>>134834723
what'sa sound repair? he doens't sound like his dog died naymore?
>>134876897
You beat me to it.
>>134843337
>>134876897
>mfw remembering all those attempts at getting this mask while getting hyped by the track,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgacIgqmAU
To be honest, Car Shop is not that much of a bad heist.
>>134877537
>finishing with one second to spare
Never have I laughed so triumphantly before.
>>134852685
fucking dumbass, go play deathwish with your stupid shotgun and see how well you do there.
>all 3 of us get arrested
>last person alive throws loot in van,I tell him to just escape
>he runs back to get more loot by himself
>gets killed by the massive swarm of enemies
>I get kicked from the game
>>134876897
C-can I join guys?
>>134855137
>PD:TH
>good
Shit taste, but who am I to talk when I'm still playing overshill garbage.
>>134852340
can crook get a buff already? It's long overdue.
>>134879297
>hating on the true heat experience,
Locofag detected
>>134879297
Tell me, how in the fuck pd2 is better than pd:th in it's current state?
>>134879497
Not yet, devs still believe that having a shitty armor and dodge bonus at the same time make it balanced enough for DW.
>>134879290
Acceptable.
>>134879516
>community isn't dead
>feels less grindy than PDTH
>skill trees allow for more variety
>larger array of weapons to use, even without DLC
>>134880108
>you just need 3 friends to get a lobby going
>what is infamy
>min maxing mmo bullshit
>just a few are viable, valance is all over the place.
>>134880108
Only thing i regret from the first game is the lack of weapon mods that lower the reload time, like with the Compact-5. Also the stryk 18c with its right color.
>>134880330
>needing friends
>pd2 is a mmo
>hurr optimising builds is anti-fun
>>134879286
just send them an invite to the autism awareness group, that will sure show them.
>>134879696
Fucking hell they just need to add some more bonuses to it and it's good to go. More armor regen or dodge would be nice or maybe something original like what they did with the other decks. I like the deck a lot, medium armor with some chance of avoiding damage and plenty of mobility. It's a nice feeling compared to shooting at things mindlessly and regaining tons of health or running through enemies praying I don't get a bad luck streak and insta-die. The problem is its terrible at its job and it's barely viable in deathwish.
>>134880584
yeah, because when I think of payday, I think of how much math I'm gonna do to make the game easier!
fuck off autist
>>134880330
>I don't have 3 friends
>I've never grinded for infamy, I just play DW and just get it when I hit 100
>You can make plenty of builds that are viable in the game
>True, but even the viable weapons make up for more than PDTH's weapons
>>134881105
>I think of how much math I'm gonna do to make the game easier!
Yeah, because mixing and matching mods until you get 40, 46, 90, or 181 damage is *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* much math.
You're the autist, anon.
How do we fix tech tree? I don't want 2 sets of useless deployables, I just want my fucking bulletproof. I don't mind it being top tier, I just want some usable skills on the way up.
>http://imgur.com/a/iLwDa
/hype/
>>134881610
wait for the skill tree rework beta, wanker
>>134883541
What is this supposed to be?
>>134867151
>Join Game
>Lobby has been filled
>Join Game
>Stuck trying to connect until it times out
>Join Game
>This game is not currently joinable
>>134880664
>You can't invite poeple to the autism awarness group anymore
Enough.
>>134852340
Why is infiltrator so low? It's such a good deck, I like it alot more then muscle.
>>134876763
they came up with the shitty art style by themselves, you should try it yourself
>>134852854
M1014 is deathwish proof, you just need to time reloads
>>134852854
M1014 was always DW viable but just fell to the wayside to superior shotties.
D E A T H W I S H
>>134813117
>>134815825
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Error fetching Side Jobs list (empty_side_jobs_list)
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>134889893
Well that's new.
>>134890720
OVK seems to have fucked the Side Jobs feature both in the game client and on their server due to the update.
Only weekly and monthly jobs showing (because no dailies), and they're both listed as Daily Jobs lasting 5 days.
>>134892437
I can click all of mine normally, though I still have yesterday's dailies up.
>>134883541
what happens if you try to equip them?
>>134883541
What about the common ones
>>134891779
Jesus, what's with this meme mod ?
>>134843337
Clover mods best mods
>>134889195
C A S U A L
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>>134898627
Its just a bonnie remodel lol
Get the fuck up!Get the fuck up!
Get the fuck up!Get the fuck up!Get the fuck up!Get the fuck up!I have the worst luck with inspire
>blimp escape
>throw bags through vault ceiling
>"wtf the cops are stealing the bags"
>>134898627
This is now a lewd thread.
So, HAPPENING when
>>134903289
We need more payday/hotline 34
>>134887258
>getting invites to /v/ groups
Who ordered a Lightning Bolt?
>>134907693
>Not Magic Missile
>>134903289
Every time I see this pic I want to fap
We ded
Page 10
What is the best hud mod to use ? Heard some could increase the fps for reasons.
Boring
>>134919957
>Heard some could increase the fps for reasons.
What
>>134903289
We /lewd/ and with a death wish
>>134919960
Yeah, let's play an interesting heist like Watchdogs DW
151th for proud meta deagle
>>134922992
>meta
>not even the broken babby deagle
lol
>>134922992
>That skin
>! signs
>Silenced
Shitter
>>134923337
>tfw I will never get the (!) signs to stop
>>134877286
id put my dick inside him
>>134923087
Can't put myself to add the IPSC compensator on it, it's so ugly and sad.
>>134924963
I know that feel
>>134903289
did he ever do more? the fact that you just need to draw the mask instead o the face oughta make the work easier
>>134923757
>48 damage while the actual breakpoint is 46
>>134925542
48 is a breakpoint too you stupid
nigress heisteR?
>>134925675
Yeah realized it too but with the new stat system, you need accuracy more than ever, especially for snipers and units at more than 10 meters away from you.
>>134925756
>using AK5 ever
>play Go bank,
>hear bain saying "there is a police counterstrike on the way"
Even better than those valve jokes.
asian heister qt and type95 when
>>134927867
Never, we got pic related coming in the next weeks anyway.
>>134928262
>australian
im ok if she speaks super fast and I can't make out what the fuck she's saying
anyways there'll probably be a "girl's power" achievement were you have 4 girls doing a heist, or maybe 3 girls and sokol.
>>134929424
>tfw the "sokol a girl" argument is almost canon for the community
>>134931210
>community meme
Since his voice is so similar as to that of a guy who likes to take big dicks up his ass, I try to enforce the "girly sokol" notion. I do not know where the whole thing came from. Maybe many faggots play this game? There are various handsome men desu. Save for Jacket. Poor Jacket.
Escape sequences with cars to drive when ?
>>134931210
so? does he look worthy of a cock in his face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqPQV9jGqyo
Would you ?
>>134932705
>gotta google that reference
being tyoung is good
Rate my ICTV + Bulletproof + Muscle + Hostage taker basic build. Am i invincible now ?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mqnLhJeGBcDa:eroLIjEFgcDa:tspmhIJeFGBCda:ibcdea:pM8:::
>>134933207
>no sprinter aced and shinobi
>>134932705
im pretty sure they're all at leat 76% more muscular than that
>>134933207
>can't use shotguns
>can't use pistols
>slow
It doesn't look any fun... I think ex president is enough, jkust kill tihngs.
>>134933701
Could always get a 10% speed bonus with the joker skills, beside it would be more of a Assault Rifles/SMG or RPG loadout.
>with NATO on weapon mods don't add any stats anymore
fuggg
>>134933207
Rating: [Spoiler]Doesn't matter cuz the game is fucking dead[/Spoiler]
>>134933906
>not editing your stats to have 100 acc, 100 stab and 80 damage and just using wathever the fuck you want or the default weapon
>>134933937
http://steamcharts.com/app/218620
how can I edit weapons to make them swing faster?
I want Sokol to be myRussian mail order bride.
>>134935354
Use Richard, he got the fastest swing speed/fire rate
>>134931373
>his voice is so similar as to that of a guy who likes to take big dicks up his ass
What about his voice gives you that idea? It's not like he has a gay lisp
>>134935465
he's too big and manly for my taste, im more a link kind of guy.
>>134935584
>not convincing your future wife to follow the trap-mode aesthetics guide
>>134935546
>gay lisp
You don't need to talk like a faggot to enjoy dicks, anon.
>>134935782
>wanting your peak phyisical condition bride to become a useless phatetic creature such as a trap rather than maintaining that strict regime and you yoruself becoming an exmaple of human perfection along him
>>134933937
Shitpost rating:Ctrl+S / 10
>>134935876
I just don't really get any homo vibe from him?
>>134937537
>liking dick makes you gay
love this meme
Hey. What is a good non op ammo pick up for weapons in general? I gave shotguns and snipers 2-5, launcers 1-2 and everything else 5-8 and it seems like really damn high. Still, much better than having to run over a cementery to get some mags.
>>134939285
Look at this fucking cheater
>>134939214
wh-what
>>134939285
Just give yourself unlimited ammo maybe then you'll stand a chance.
>>134939285
kys
>>134935465
you have to share him with everyone, including the cops
>>134943080
DON'T DEFILE MY WAIFU
https://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/4a31lg/possible_hardcore_henry_movie_tiein/
>the next update is going to be ANOTHER movie tie-in
>>134943151
he's a whore :)
just
>>134944305
If they get Sharlto Copley to do the voice, I'll buy all their DLC at full price.
page 10
>>134952632
page DEEZ NUTZ
That slow saturday
>>134943080
>>134944450
DONACDUM
>>134939285
>Hey. What is a good non op ammo pick up for weapons in general?
Any ammo pick up without fully loaded aced, it's simple as that.
Very bad news guys, the trailer that the Chains and Dallas Actors hyped us for months was just a promo for the Hardcore henry movie.
Wolf ?
Could someone make me some webms of the guns with visible ammo deplete being unloaded please?
>>134935354
by using PP
>>134961708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8_T-z8NS0Y
I'm not sure if that's what you're looking for
>>134962138
I just wanted to see the transparent magazines getting emptied.
Why does this game have so much attention to detail in the animations and stuff while still being a disappointment?
>>134963089
>Why does this game have so much attention to detail in the animations and stuff while still being a disappointment?
Because devs can be talented but have the weirdest priorities. They're not evil or bad but damn they're doing PR damages that could be avoided easily.
>>134963089
They probably have different teams on different stuff. According to leaks around last Crimefest they have a crapload of people, but most of them are interns. They probably just color skins or somesuch while the vets handle arbitrary tasks that would justify their paychecks.
>>134964939
>Overkike not dumping all the work on unpaid interns while the paid employees sit back and suck each others dicks or whatever it is swedes do.
Putting too much faith in them.
>>134964939
>They probably just color skins or somesuch
Surprisingly, they have an art team in charge of designing the skins and such. Too bad they don't want to recognize most of the skins are not adapted for all the weapon mods, the most laughable exemple being the bipod mod not colored at all.
>>134961708
>Why does this game have so much attention to detail in the animations
>implying people will say the same for the Mosin Nagant reload animation
>tfw still can't hear three way deal 2016 and home invasion 2016 in game
>>134969345
Original versions are better anyway. Only Gun metal Grey 2015 seems to stand out from the others.
>>134967969
>still being butthurt over a single extra bullet
AAAAAARRgghhhh medic i neeeeed a medicke bag
http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/877446168733420567
No spring break event but something else with "free" stuff
>>134925675
>48 is a breakpoint too
>>134969676
What if people didn't want to offer that extra bullet to the rng gods ?
>>134973301
>No. We won't be doing a Spring Break event again this year.A lot of the community members were unhappy how it ended up and how we decided to do things. We want as many people as possible to be happy, so we decided to scrap that format.
Thanks fucking community, these kinds of events were the only way to get more than just a single free heist for every three months, now we're stuck with the dlc, the only free content left being the promotional characters packs.
>>134974024
>these kinds of events were the only way to get more than just a single free heist for every three months
The only "free" heist we got was Car Shop and nobody plays Car Shop because IT'S A SHIT TECH DEMO.
HoxRev was also announced with The Dentist stuff so it doesn't count. And The Dentist was also a huge sequence of paid DLCs.
>>134974024
>Hype train
>Free
oy vey goy of course it was free. please continue to speak out against the entitled bad goys.
>Any Update Coming Soon?
>Yes, instead of Spring Break, we've got an event featuring free content, no strings attached. More information coming soon.
;) no strings attached so that somehwat confirmes that there were strings attached before
>>134975017
No, that just meant there were stuck with like 2 weeks worth of content or with a specific agenda. Now they're free to put little to no content since they made no promises that the community can put pressure on.
>>134972440
Relax, Jim, you gonna be fine.
>>134976616
It's not like there is a lot of content left for payday 2 anyway. Recent updates clearly show that ports of PDTH heists and various tie-ins and collabs are main type of content we gonna get from now on.
>>134973301
welp, this this "event" is possibly going to be another collab, now with "hardcore henry" movie that is gonna come out,
so it will be, one heist, one new heister, one perkderk and one gun.
10/10 is alright, overkill will fuck it up somehow.
>>134977839
2 more years of payday were a mistake
>tfw trying to help friends to get the goat simulator achievements but they keep disconnecting
I feel you bbk
DId I do good?
>>134943080
soviet policemen take their time?
>>134986762
in the uncensored pic he's got two dicks in him, implying they couldn't wait their turn.
>>134944450
m-moar
>>134987170
http://imgur.com/a/ttICH
>>134967969
RO2 did that right. I was so happy to see my soldier placing lose bullets inside the clip holder thing when you didn't deplete your 5 shots and hit R
>>134961708
what game is that? aren't those magazines that actually let dirt get into them retarded? or that only counts in the desert?
Here your Ozaki 8 guys, the eight challenges that puts you above the average shitters:
>Stealthing the Alesso job DW without touching the guy on the cams,
>Cooking 7 bags of meth and stealing 11 money bags on Rats DW,
>getting all the paintings and gold on Framing Frames DW while finishing the three days loud,
>Completing Doctor Miserable achievement,
>getting 7 bags of coke and collecting at least 30 money bundles on Nightclub DW,
>Completing Meltdown DW while using only the forklifts,
>Stealthing the Diamond DW with at least 15 bags of artefacts secured,
>Completing the Overdrill challenge,
>>134989557
those are screenshots from payday2, from the animation update,
and no, dust or sand would not damage your magazine.
>>134989557
>magazines that actually let dirt get into
What? This is the real product that magazine is based of off, it's a plastic window, not just a hole.
>>134988105
It's not fun if it's not censored. You're just adimiring it, not doing lewd things.
>>134990089
>animation update
so it never happened then?
>mfw there are more lewds of Sokol than there ever was of Clover.
Shit, even pdg-tan easily beats that irish prick.
>>134990474
the FIRST PERSON animation update.
Man, is like none of you where here in that time.
jacket's voice stopped being cute months ago
why didn't they make bodhi a mexican? at least his accent would have been more fun than that uninspired shit
>>134990878
>TASER DIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCHwhere is bodhi from anyway
