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>>130160698
Which is the most cancerous deck and why is it burn rogue?
Best legendary after Dr. Boom?
>>130287198
Sylvanas if you doing druid or justicar if you like annoying control decks
I really hate this game by now. Thinking about selling my accounts. Anyone have any experience with that?
1 account has
>golden shaman and warlock
>20 legendarys (including all adventure ones)
>all adventures unlocked
>1.1k dust atm
2. account has
>no goldens, best is 433 paladin victories
>29 legendarys (including adventure ones)
>all adventures unlocked
>640 dust atm
>monthly card backs since august 2014
What would these accounts go for? Or someone knows any trusted site where I can sell them?
what do you think? is this the season I finally get rank 5?
>>130290935
i just hit rank 5 w/ a patron warrior if you wanna be a little memey but less memey than what you have there
This brawl is pretty funy if you play priest
>>130287198
Tirion fordring
>>130282076
xth for HS is dying at a fast phase
This general is deader than dogshit
holy fuck
>>130296254How did anduin get a golden tirion card?
>>130296254
maybe because the general is this one?
>>130246674which is also dead as fuck, btw
MAKE CONTROL WARRIOR META AGAIN.
>secret pala, reno lock, and handlock calls me out for wrecking him with hybrid mech mage
Did he have anything to stand on? Those decks are all gross
tfw game is dead if no life saving patch in the NDA
>>130286150
Because secret paladin exists.
good in face or nah?
>mage or shaman dominance
but i dont have any legendaries and both are shit for this brawl
what do
How do I git gud? I've never been below rank 4
>>130299162
2 mana for 5 damage? Sure, its good. Any class would eventually use it.
>>130300538
>How do I git gud? I've never been below rank 4
Literally just play more. As long as you play long enough, you are more or less guaranteed to advance to legend.
>win
>lose rank
literally dead game
>>130302560
of course its a dead game
theres only 4-5 viable decks and only two ways to play
it was doomed from the start
>>130296518
Entomb or Mind Control
>23 replies STILL
gotta love that RNG when elemental destruction does 4 instead of 5
just lost a game on that alone
>>130299162
Depends. Ideally you'd like the 5 damage to hit the face. If that damage hits a minion with 1 or 2 HP, it's a waste. In that case explosive trap is much better. And let's not mention the trigger condition, which is arguably harder than the enemy summoning something or attacking your face.
I think it would be better in hybrid hunter where you can actually go a little bit for board control.
Is zoo in a good spot right now? I've recently built one and I'm thinking about clombing with it next month. What are it's worst matchups? From what I've tested Freeze mage is almost unwinnable, but the rest seems fine.
Post from 1 hour ago is visible from the bottom of the page. They weren't kidding when they said dead game, holy shit.
average aggro player
>has a life and family, no time for long games
>is f2p, just wants to do some quick games so he gets some gold to increase his collection
>doesnt rage about RNG and bad matchups
>gracefully concedes when the game is lost, doesnt rope
average "control" player
>overweight, lives at home
>spends every cent of his social security paychecks on blizzcon virtual tickets, wow gold, and digital cards
>will rope every turn if he thinks hes being beaten "unfairly"
>whines and complains on bnet about his 300 dollar deck losing to f2p decks until blizz adds more and more braindead aggro counters for him to buy
>as soon as he gets his way, he will defend blizzard to the death because their games are the only thing he has to live for
>>130306682
hearthstone is shit
if any other company made it it would have failed over a year ago
average aggro player
>raging crybaby who concedes as soon as the first taunt hits the board
>shrieks at the top of their lungs when i get rich and stop their babby autopilot deck
>only plays aggro because he needs to fit in some fnaf before school
>probably 12
>>130307625
you seem upset
It's the middle of fucking Saturday and the thread's about to literally die. What is happening?
>>130310298
Meta is stale and frustrating
The only news from blizzard from the last 2 months has been a video from Ben Brode asking people to stop asking them for updates
There has only been 1 major tourney since christmas
Very little to talk about really
>>130310298
Ded game
is 55% win rate good? Only play one class but have positive win rate against every class. I kind of stop playing the game once I hit rank 5. Feel like I need 60% before its worth bothering.
>>130312218
anything above 50% is a good start.
Do we say Yahallo here?
>>130319273
Gesundheit
>Only 2 posts in the last 2 hours
>Neither of them are about the game
Confirmed dead game
This brawl is fucking retarded.
>get map to golden monkey with 22 cards left in deck
woah did they change the rates
>>130320884
No, you got lucky.
Are control warrior and freeze mage good right now? I just need grommsh for warrior and Alex for both.
>>130320874
pay to win, or play to lose
your choice goy
>>130320874
this brawl is ezpz wins, step up bruh.
>>130321831
Freeze mage is, control warrior has a bad time against all the paladin right now. When that dies off it will rise to becoming one of the best decks again
>>130321971
Malygos is a fuccboibecause I don't have him. Tax returns still haven't come in and I don't get paid until friday.
so whats a decent rank to stop playing to secure a top 100 finish?
>>130290389
its your only blizz game?
>>130322365
>being poor and spending money on hearthstone
you're doing life wrong
>>130322365
>malygos
you don't even need him.you need brann. Emperor and alex if you have them too for extra easy.
>>130323063
>being poor
>not just talking about expendable dosh
>dropping emperor on 2 with Maly, Alex, Thalnos, Evis and Shiv in hand
Most disgusting brawl in my life. This poor nigga had no idea.
Reminder to tell Ben Brody that CW needs a buff.
I'm honestly sad that this brawl will go away. Doing quest like 3 win with shaman is way more fun here.
>>130322034
CW loses to Mech mage, Face hunter, All kinds of paladin and Renolock.
![14438[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/5Xxt5mL.jpg "14438[1].webm")
I'm the only player that runs this card.
And I'm aPaladinplayer.
>someone adds me after I beat them with my average deck
>"HOW MANY LEGENDARIES DO YOU HAVE HUH!?"
"None."
"FUCK YOU! LUCKY BITCH."
average p2w player crying about he didn't get his p2w Reno
>>130323414
its not expendable if you dont have it on you
if you dont have disposable income at all times you are poor and wasting money on hearthstone explains why
>>130324319
>p2w reno
lol
>>130324582
>legendary stacking and being able to buy $19.99 cause no one with a life plays this game enough to grind 800 gold for adventures
>>130324652
>no one with a life plays this game enough to grind 800 gold for adventures
Nigga I didnt spend a cent and have all expansion. Ièm just doing my dailies everyday. Like right now, I have 2k gold ready for next set. Just do you dailies, by the rows, and by some cards when a set come out. How hard is it? You can be sure that I'll have 3500 gold ready for the next adventure around this summer.
>>130324652
>800 gold for adventures
Naxx, BRM, and LOE, all with gold.
git gud.
>>130324854
how long ahve you been playing
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Dr._Boom
>le lemme change ur mind XD
>le Auchenai 0 mana full board flamestrike XDD
>le 5 mana consecrate with board healing XDDD
>le pyromancer + cleric infinite draw XDDDD
>le 2/3 mana removal for anything that hasn't 4 attack XDD
>le fatigue XDDD
>well played XDDD
FUCK PRIEST
FUCKKKM PRIEST HOLY FUCKCKCKCCJCJCJKDKTNC
>>130326403
Flame strike WITH a 3/1 body left :3
>>130326403
Where did the priest touch you paladin
>>130326403
>>130326979
Ohoho you played Tirion? YOINK!
>>130323705
Run i in my Dragon warrior sorry you are no special snowflake. :(
>>130324983
since naxx. Everyday (my daily mostly)
I do understand that someone starting today will want to spend for at least naxx and/or LoE
>>130326403
>coin innervate shredder as response to northshire
>aspirant turn 2, he plays curator
>death does not scare me on 3
>swipe it, kill with shredder
>minibot+another shredder come out
>you have bested me
>>130305401
not very good, it has a very bad match up aganist secret paladin
This might be the worst Tavern Brawl yet, and I thought Banana Brawl was bad. Also if you disagree with me then you're a cuck.
>>130328386
Only people that would hate this brawl are the no fun allowed fucks that never crafted Malygos or Velen because they're just meme cards.
>>130328386
p2w brawls are the absolute worst
like the random hero power when
they only exist to get people to buy or craft shitty cards you would never craft and you always dust
>>130294925
Subtle
>>130329074
Because retard op can't make threads correctly
>>130328386
Sup, Shopped?
>>130329074
Thread doesn't show up when you search heartstone in the catalog
What a fucking failure
>/hsg/ always has some jackass complaining about priest
>Mage is LITERALLY a better answer-to-everything class in that they can actually deal damage.
Dotards??
Has anyone Alex innervated rag and FM for brawl?
>>130328386
>malygos
>velen
see
>>130323205
at 20 wins in a row now, easiest brawl ever.
>>130329473
Priest is scum because we have to wait till the cards run out to get beaten.
30 turns of BORING
>>130327156
>Cancerdin actually letting a game run to summon Win condition #8.
Ye ok :^)
>>130329249
>>130329373
True OP fucked up but I always ctrl+f "hsg" so it was fine.
>>130329531
Run a shadow priest. No one expects ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DAAARK?
So what's happening next month, a new expansion announcement or a balance patch? One of the 2 is definitely happenin
>>130329819
>balance patch
Are we going to see warsong tier nerf to Mysterious Challenger?
Hi, this is my Fatigue Spell crafter mage deck.
So at first I just made this as a joke but after a few modifications and an insane win streak (15-4) I decided to show you all. Anyhow so basically you don't necessarily kill them with fatigue damage but you basically run their cards thin enough by extreme removal and healing that they're cornered into how they play.
Loses to Wombo Combo.
The Spellslingers are really the only weak links as they give spells to your opponent but otherwise it can be pretty fucking hilarious being on 15 life and dropping a tournament medic, gaining 4 armor and 2 health and just laughing as your opponent tries to figure out how the fuck to burn through an 8 health minion or just fucking die. Why Mage? Well mage has the most spells that will get you out of a fucking mess without killing your own shit basically. Also it's hero power is actually relatively speaking to the rest of it's cards not that great. It seems good when you're playing mage because you have all these other cards but when you realise you can have 4 armor a turn and a fireball? Shit gets out of hand real quick.
Why aren't we running fireballs? Well simply enough we're not going for spell damage finishers. Fireballs are sometimes great for killing minions but for the most part 6+ health minions aren't being played currently.
Anyhow try it see if you like it- You're going to get fucking wrecked by RNG sometimes but overall its a super fun deck. Don't worry about getting Finley late btw, it's much harder early game to know what type of hero power you want, later on you can figure out the one you want.
>>130329473
ENTOMB SHITS OVER ANY MAGE REMOVAL EVER
AUCHENAI + CIRCLE OF HEALIBG SHITS OVER FLAMESTRIKE SIMPLY BECAUSE IS DOESN'T FUCKING ANNIHILATE YOUR TEMPO
HOLY NOVA WOULDN'T EVEN BE A PROBLEM IF IT WASN'T FOR FUCKING VELEN'S CHOSEN
AND DON'T FUCKING GET ME STARTED ON JUSTICAR
guys I solved paladin's early game
>>130329490
Is there any other Turn 1 lethal besides that?
>>130330645
worse unstable ghoul
>>130330691
Yes
>Gadgetzan
>Innervate
>Alextsraza
>Raven Idol
>Innervate
>Ragnaros
>Faceless from miracoli draw
Need someone to spectate on NA
Desolate#1376
>Get a bad deck in arena, just mediocre minions and almost no good spells
>Get owned due to minion quality first game, win second game
>Third game get good starting hand, coin chugga on turn 1, and enemy drops nothing and totems turn 2.
>DC after dropping annoyotron on turn 2 and queuing an attack into totem
>reconnect on turn 5, the game didn't even register me dropping annoyotron and attacking the totem
>no aoe in deck, no comeback mechanics. I'm fucked so I concede
Man, first time I felt like playing arena in a month and I get this shit.
>>130331421
haha!
Great story, friend!
>>130330586
>priest plays auchenai and then suicides their zombie chows
>>130330073
What rank?
>>130330073
Just played against a combo druid, he tried to do the double savage roar bullshit to me and since I kept priest healing to 28-30 hp and the combo only does 6+6+6+5 he couldn't win.
damn I hate getting outskilled so good...
>>130332445
Legitimately rank 6 now. Not that you'll believe me anyhow. I don't think it's the best deck around but it's super strong and I don't consider my self to be that great of a player.
>>130332575
>Stormwind Champion
>Blood Knight
You're shit at deckbuilding.
>"durr-hurr but atleast i don't play le cancer dicks xdd"
>>130332750
>hurr durr we all have adventures and cards like sludge belcher
some of us are f2p ya dumb faggot
![f2d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jPFz5zt.jpg "f2d[1].jpg")
>>130332824
>>130332824
how do you have golden neutrals but not adventures
>>130332614
I would try it but I'm missing some cards.Stuck at rank 15
>>130330073
Tournament Medic is the most underrated card in this meta. I'm not sure people realise how good it is. It's not inherently strong but it's one of the stickiest cards you can get. It's not a huge threat on the board but for your opponent to need to go through 8 damage before it dies it works very similar to a Doomsayer.
It either draws agro or it doesn't, and both cases are generally good for you.
>>130332750
Stormwind Champion is a decent card, though. For poorfags he's a pretty good option and can be a decent finisher.
Kek on the Blood Knight though.
>>130333073
It's incredibly good against aggro but not really anywhere else. You won't grind out a control matchup with Tournament Medic.
Since when could you get a golden portrait in Arena?
>>130333284
>not stealing minbot shields for keks to force a silence
wow...
1 Mana 2/2 when?
>>130333778
Hound of khonda next patch
>>130333415
I would argue against that. I've had them live for an insane amount of turns. People can't afford to kill them if they're played at the correct time and they survive through most board clears.
Of course sometimes you get wrecked like Cabal Shadow priest and your life turns to ruins but I value the card as top tier- in specific decks.
>>130333778
Isn't that basically living roots? Just split up
>>130330073
Can I swap out Dr Boom or Justicar?
>>130331204
pls
>>130333856
No the fact that it's split makes it different.
>guy renos.
>Still have Straza in my hand with 1 durability on Deaths Bite and Grommash in hand too.
>>130334190
Boom yes, Justicar no.
Boom can be replaced with any strong drop that would be similar to boom such as Ragnaros.
>>130334741
>and after your alexstrasza he arcane golems into double po into faceless
How meme'd am I gonna get
>>130334948
No one runs that garbage combo that works one in a 20 games.
Like that trash Worgen OTK that warriors use.
>>130335193
it's either harrison, al'akir or sylvanas
>>130335257
I run it. Since I lifetap so much it works pretty often, my friend.
It's really good against Warriors who like to fatigue the game out. I'm havin' none of that shit.
>>130334741
>>guy renos
>nothing happens
>concedes
every
fucking
time
wait, justicar trueheart buffs finley swaps?
>>130335193
:^(
>>130335927
>sad about getting 1600 dust
>>130335927
Free legend of your choice. I didn't have that when I got non-golden cho yesterday.
>>130335927
Gruul just needs some card that's like:
2 cost 2/2
Any time another minion gains Attack or Health deal 3 damage to a random enemy minion.
(obviously just off the top of my head)
>Play 15 casual games
>Only one secret paladin, a shitter that spam emote but he lose
>0 priest
>0 combo druid
>0 renofag
>0 solitaire game
I had fun playing Hearthstone today.
That was unexpected, I bet this will never happen again.
fun game
>>130336391
No here's what gruul needs:
Same fucking card but
"Cannot be targeted by cards that Destroy minions"
>>130336708
You can only blame yourself and your luck, look at that terrible hand. I hope you tried to mulligan at first.
>>130336771
Holy fuck what if they reworked a lot of the huge drops and they had the keyword
"Boss"
that stopped them from dying to destroy keyword cards?
And it would only be on certain things like Deathwing and Gruul- enemies that were bosses in the game?
>>130336771
>Gruul the dragon killed
>Doesn't even kill dragon
>play renolock
>never draw reno no matter how many cards I draw
I don't get the hype. I'm just constantly dying to shaman shitters and perfect curve paladins and there's nothing I can do. Why the fuck would I ever play this instead of just zoo?
>>130337372
>Why the fuck would I ever play this instead of just zoo?
'Cause you've been playing zoo for one year and you're bored.
>>130337470
Losing doesn't make me less bored.
It's pissing me off since I have all the cards for it, all the legendaries and everything. And there are SO many situations where if I just drew the fucking reno I'd win, but I simply don't draw it despite going through half my deck by turn 6. Then I realize it's a fucking 1 of and I'm like "oh yeah..."
>>130337372
Uh.. I mean you're basically saying "I hate maths, maths is stupid" right now..
But yeah I mean whatever dude- you're probably down syndrome activated.
>>130337632
You know you're meant to keep reno in your hand in pretty much every matchup maybe except priest.
This brawl is beautiful.
90% winrate, literally just cycle cards and clear with fan+skulker until turn 5, then assblade, turn 6+7 buff it and win. Nobody is running taunts or ooze.
>>130337637
>I mean you're basically saying "I hate maths, maths is stupid" right now
How am I saying that? I need to draw a 1 of card and I'm not drawing it so I lose because the deck has next to no early game.
>>130337793
I'm saying I don't draw it, not even in my starting hand. What, am I just supposed to mull everything for reno every game?
>>130337886
Not even techin in brann for all those battlecries, are you actually legit shit in the brain or just trying to be?
>>130337980
Haven't even picked up League yet, I'm 80% in arena these days.
>play rank 15 ladder
>nothing but golden heroes with tier 1 decks
>>130338513
So? Golden means nothing
Tier 1 decks? Get gud
>>130287198
I'd put Thaurissan equal to Boom for its strength in any meta, then the other OP legendaries like Sylvannas, Tirion, and Rag a step down for their more niche role
How do i build control warrior, am noob
>>130339565
spend hundreds to get them legendaries goy
>say "fuck it", switch back from renolock to demon zoo
>first game, against a mage with turn 1 mana wyrm. dominate the board from the start even with just a turn 2 creeper turn 3 imp gang play, make effective trades all game, make a brann argus turn 7 play to clear his boom and apprentice and water ele and whatnot, dropping 2 free doomguards on the board from trading 2 voidcallers, and after he fireballs me to 7 I play loatheb, causing him to concede with 4 cards in hand but not enough mana to use them (otherwise 2nd fireball ping would kill me).
Yeah idk why I bothered with that highlander deck in the first place. Welcome home, sweet sweet consistency :^)
>>130339565
spend lots of money or grind 10 hours a day for a year.
>>130330007
I jizzed in my pants istantly. I want every single secret cockgobbler cucked to death asap
disgusting
>>130339565
Control warrior is the most expensive class.
>>130340503
>10 hours a day for a year
That's a bit disingenuous. I've played for a year or so already completely f2p and I didn't even really play arena (only around 100 wins to date).
The trick is to study the game first so you know what the important commons are first (before it was deathrattle, now mech takes that role pretty well, just mech <class> since the good ones are mostly neutrals and commons), and get those cards first, DE'ing the other shit from packs you don't need until you have a deck you can reasonably complete dailies with for at least 3-4 classes.
After that it's just time. The problem is that everyone wants HS to be their main game, and they want everything and they want it NOW! In reality people shouldn't take it that seriously at all. Literally just play to complete your dailies, maybe even save them up and min/max them by re-rolling, and then close the fuck out of the game and do something else. You do THAT for a year, and tavern brawls, and you'll have a pretty decent collection of important commons and rares in just a couple of months. A year and you'll have competitive decks in every class. Stay in rank 18-20.
Just fucking play something else the majority of the time, it's easy. This game isn't that great in the first place, if you can tell by all of the complaining here. Certainly not worth spending any money on. If you REALLY, *MUST* HAVE a strategy card game as your main game to spend hours on every day, google "woogerworks cockatrice". Play magic the gathering on that, for absolutely free, and you get all of the cards to start with. You just need to know the rules of the game since it isn't automated, but otherwise you get the whole game for free and can play hundreds of people on their server. They even have drafts and shit.
>>130343029
>>130340503
you use to be able to farm 30 wins a day in 3 hours tops before naxx came out
now it would probably take like 6 hours
>>130343157
I'm not talking about 30 wins you fucking sperglord. That's insanity, even with a full collection I'd never do that shit.
Honestly even with so many cards I still mostly just play for dailies every couple of days, and rank 5 (already got legend). The game is best enjoyed in small doses. Any time you start "grinding" you'll just feel like shit and hate everyone and everything. Small doses are where it's "fun".
>>130343029
Some people actually like playing video games. I know it's hard to imagine. But some people are demented that way. Some people are actually okay with playing a game to unlock the late-game content. It's really hard to understand, especially if you started playing video games post daily quests, post-DLC, post-season pass, post-micro transactions.
But some people, Anon. Some people once upon a time would have fun and get a sense of achivement when they powerleveled through a game they enjoyed and unlocked end game content.
>>130343401
>I'm not talking about 30 wins you fucking sperglord.
>>130340503
>spend lots of money or grind 10 hours a day for a year.
Some faggot playing Dragon Warrior BMs me all game. I beat his ass with my skillful Dr.6. He of course adds me after the match. Please add him and tell him to stick his tier 69 dragon dildo deck up his ass.
>>130343753
I don't know what you're getting at here, exactly...
I mean if you actually enjoy playing to 30 wins every day with next to no cards then be my guest? I'm speaking to the people who complain that they don't have all of the cards immediately and don't want to play nothing but hunter forever. The people who don't want to grind 30 wins a day, and who also don't want to deal with botting.
I feel like you may also be defending people spending money to get the content immediately so they can "actually play the video game", but that's also retarded so again, I don't know what point you're making. There are tons of better games out there to play while you slowly build your collection via dailies. Hearthstone isn't the only game in the world.
>>130345217
>Paladin wanting (you's) for beating a fun meme deck
Here you go
>>130292836
Priest is the only viable option in this tavern brawl due to all the +health cards.
>>130345491
>not winning turn 3 with velen/faceless/mindblast
>he use swipe has his first move
>he triggers snake trap by attacking my mad scientist
>mad scientist die into another snake trap, he triggers that snake trap by attacking a snake from the previous snake trap
>snakes everywhere
>he uses his hero power, dart trap kill his 5/5 shadow of naxxramas
>I summon leokk into a sea of snakes for 10 damages
>he implodes
Why is other people misery so fun.
>play renolock
>lose
>play demonzoo
>win
>play grinder mage
>lose
>play tempo mage
>win
>play control warrior
>lose
>play midrange patron with korkrons and shit
>win
This fucking meta is too damn aggressive man, wtf? If you aren't doing significant shit in the first 4 turns of the game, you already lost 80% of the time it seems.
>>130346072
>playing 2 snake traps and a dart trap as your secrets
#justshieldbearerthings
Should I?
>>130345279
Takes about 70-80 games a day if you have the basic set to get your 30 wins.
The game is unfriendly to new players.
>>130345279
My point was that some people have a different mental "starting point" when they approach games. They like a game, so they want to play it to eventually unlock the late game content.
The notion of stopgaps, paywalls, limited gold/progress per day is a weird concept to some people. Some people don't necessarily start with the assumption a game needs to be played casually, a few times a day over a long time. Some people are used to the idea (as antiquated as it is), that to unlock a game's content, you play it repeatedly. That effort and binge playing will pay off. Sure, you can play games a few times a day when you're bored in between other tasks. But what if you happen to like the game and want to play it longer?
>tfw when you find a new face hunter ultra aggressive formula
>and it works
>>130347364
>should I disenchant the one of the best cards in the game
>>130347474
Do I look like cancer to you? I would never touch that class.
>>130347452
>tfw when
>>>/reddit/
>>130347597
oh you're so honorable!! here's a gold star! :)
>>130290389
you'll get dick because no one with a brain will pay for this game, you'd have to try some dumbass site full of blizzdrones but the mods will ban you faster than it takes to microwave a hotpocket
>>130347597
Post yfw you post this, /hsg/.
>>130347203
Joke on you I went from angry chicken to rank12 today with that deck.
I just wanted to meme 2 or 3 people on casual with shit like "dart trap" and "brave archer" just like I play Milhouse Memestorm and Cho' for fun from time to time. I kept on laddering until the first loss which happened at rank12, now I wonder if I try to reach rank5 tonight with some secret paladin for maximum shittering...
>>130348032
Someone could post the "this is low quality bait"? I don't have it rn.
>>130347021
>If you aren't doing significant shit in the first 4 turns of the game, you already lost 80% of the time it seems.
Well yeah this isn't magic where you keep man up for Doom Blade and Counterspells. You have to develop a board and fight for initiative. Tempo is important.
>>130347597
>Restricting yourself from playing certain decks for poor reasons such as “that deck is too cancer for me to play” limits so many players from doing better.
Take it from a pro player. You will never get good with that attitude.
https://tempostorm.com/articles/the-competitive-scene-an-interview-with-rayc591
>>130330073
this looks dank enough to play and lose 5 times in a row thanks senpai
>>130348241
>joke on you
>angry chicken
>to rank 12
This post speaks for itself tbqhdesusenpatchisenpaisan
>>130348281
dat cm
i'd cum in her community
>>130348756
Too bad shes a dyke.
>>130348281
Who is this literal who fatty mcfatfat?
>>130349131
who needs consent
>>130347730
More like >>>/yourmomvagina/ amiright
huehue dart trap hit the face 100% of time
>>130349264
typical huntard, everyone
Ben just called he said he wants to Nerf one card and buff another can you help him out guys?
>>130349224
Someone that's way better at this game than you are. He isn't some faggot that calls decks cancer. He plays to win, unlike most of scrubs.
>>130350082
nerf reno buff bolf or hogger
>>130350082
Nerf challenger buff warsong
If I want a deck to be broken I want to die in one turn, not suffer through dr 2 through 8
>>130348281
Looked at cause of cleavage, became more interested in the Hearthstone necklace nestled in between those knockers. Anyone know where I can get one?
![1040119_752663331443104_7770455461507862645_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y2XgwDb.jpg "1040119_752663331443104_7770455461507862645_o[1].jpg")
>>130350773
>falling for the jew sales tactics
good goy
How would you unfuck this deck? Hovering around 13-15
I feel there are too many 1-cost minions or something
>>130350187
>way better at this game than you are
Explain how this is possible in Hearthstone.
I've got the popcorn ready. I'm serious.
>>130352449
you've got zero lategame senpai
>>130352449
get rid of the voidcallers, they suck without malganis, dropping in void terrors at 3/3 and voidwalkers is awful
put in flame imps
get dark peddlers if you dont have them, its the first wing of loe and put those in instead of zombie chows
>>130352631
yeah I know it's a flood-type zoo deck and I don't have any of the legendaries like mal'ganis to build a heavier lategame
>>130352729
Done and almost done, need a little more gold for loe
>>130352449
Drop the chows for another sergeant
get a malganis in instead
>>130352449
>mortal coil
>voidcallers
>ZOMBIE CHOW IN A ZOO DECK WHAT THE FUCK
>memecallers
use my deck rank 4 atm
>>130350187
>from the website of one of the most popular hearthstone streamers who constantly whines like a little bitch about how much he hates the game and how bullshit the RNG is
here's your (you)
What decks are 'fuck you' decks? Decks that use unconventional means to win, where your opponent cannot just ass-pull a counter to your win condition and if you lose, it's generally because you made a misplay. Decks that would kill your opponent before their gimmicky bullshit deck OTK's you, or otherwise counters OTK or gimmicky decks.
Does that make any sense? I'm just sick of getting meme'd on. I'm thinking decks like control-fatigue warrior probably is like this. But also maybe like freeze mage.
>>130352449
>Zombie Chows in a Zoo deck
>Voidcaller without Mal'Ganis
-2 Chows +2 Flame Imps
-1 Mortal Coil +1 Abusive
-2 Voidcallers +2 Pedllers
-1 Dire Wolf +1 Sea Giant
Voila your deck is now not shit
>>130353002
You can't, something always fucks you up.
You can play a "fuck you" deck for certain matchups, like playing freeze mage to fuck with paladins and preists.
>>130350773
>cause of the cleavage
That cleavage is a lie, anon. She's flat as fuck.
This is what she looks like without a pushup bra and without her arms squished together to make her look like anything more than an A-cup.
Compare Ancestral Knowledge to Divine Favor
blizzard needs to balance thsi shit better
>>130352897
>>130352950
>>130353095
thanks friends maybe I'll finally start winning again
>>130353002
mill rogue is the most fuck you thing in this fucking game
>>130352449
this is what i used to get to rank 5 this season, idk famm
>>130353301
AK/sprint to arcane intellect is bullshit. Sure mages are supposed to be powerful but not to the point where they're spells completely outclass every other
>>130353237
I'm not looking for a deck that counters everything. If I get my shit handed to me by an oil rogue, I understand I fucked up somewhere. But I really hate patron warriors and renolocks because there's literally nothing I can do to stop the assrape
>>130353752
If those two annoy you, consider Midrange Druid or any combo deck with AoE removal (mindblast priest, murloc pally).
>>130353260
shes like 5 years younger in this picture, shes old and fatter now
>>130352595
Read the article. Dude won three big tournaments in a row. You can't claim that's because of RNG. Playing well and playing good decks is how you win. Saying a deck is "cancer" is what scrubs to do shield their ego from the truth. The truth is that they suck because their scrub mentality keeps them from getting good. If you don't play to win you shouldn't get mad when you lose.
>le sekrets :^) man getting fucked by crowd favorite
>>130353260
>implying i don't like DFC
>HS playerbase is so stupid they don't realize there are 2 generals at the same time
>>130246674
>>130282076
Stick to one you retards.
>>130354928
>literally last day of the season
>literally rank 11
>literally stuck there for like a week
>I-I'm shitting a-all over everyone! Here's some cherrypicked victory screenshots
>>130355690
>make a general titled "/hsg/ general"
>hearthstonegeneral general
>doesn't have the searchable word "hearthstone" in the title
>>130324652
you can easily get 2000 gold monthly, what about 8 months you fucking retard?
>https://youtu.be/7W-XFcaUlF4?t=94
>Strifecro got a $3 from kaceytron
>"sorry I kept you up late last night and made you sleepy today"
did they fug?
>>130356223
>paying attention to a camwhore
so sad
>>130345696
>tfw no faceless
>been playing since before naxx
>>130356223
how new are you
you can put anything as your donation name
>>130355784
I'm playing Crowd Favorite. Do you really think I'm trying to hit Legend here?
>Truth, is my shit
>>130357216
I dont use twitch because im not a faggot
>>130357353
you're watching a twitch highlight and asking a dumbass question because you have no idea what's going on
I'm pretty sure you're the faggot here
>>130357438
so If i asked a question about the intricacies of a gay three-way because I've never seen nor been in one, that makes me a faggot because you already know the answer?
>>130354665
That guy is incredibly lucky. There are people who win the powerball too and become rich overnight, I don't think they're "good" at playing the lottery.
But please: explain to me how you can play secret paladin "better" than someone else.
>play Control Warrior
>everyone is Paladin or Druid
>switch to Patron
>everyone is Priest or Renolock
So how much gold do you have ready for the next set guys? I'm not sure when exactly it's going to come out, but if its in March it should be fine.
>>130358554
Are you serious here. Do oyu think you're make 0 decision per game?
Start a game, then each time you need to chose: what to play, what to attack, hero power or card, etc. note it down. Then look at your ''decision list'' after the match.
It might be smaller for secret pally compared to renolock or freeze mage, but it's there.
Also you may not realize but hold x card for something specific, when playing against a specific deck/class is part of the ''skills''. Just like learning when to play loatheb against each decks.
>>130359484
I'm going to be sucked in by the preorder bonus anyway so none
wish me luck guys
>>130359484
60 and I still have to buy the 4th BRM wing. Hopefully it will be like TGT and I won't miss out again.
>>130360482
Good luck anon
Is this midrange or worgen patron?
>>130360814
worgen
>>130358554
>That guy is incredibly lucky.
So he just got lucky match after match, which are best of 5 mind you. The hours of testing decks and line ups had nothing to do with his success, it must have all been luck. Round after round he just got lucky, law of averages be damned. You just sound salty. You clearly suck at this game and the thought of someone being better than you goes against everything your mom told you as a kid growing up. You look at someone that worked hard for their accomplishments and boil it down to "That guy is incredibly lucky". Please kill your self you waste of space.
>>130361124
who did he play against?
you realize getting lucky doesnt just mean in games, it also means getting matched verse shitty opponents that got lucky to be there
everyone always talked about how good streamers were because they were always in tournaments and winning
>savj is good
>kolento is good
but where are they now?
random scrubs are winning tournaments just because the player base is biggger for tournaments so "good" players have more chances to get unlucky or lucky
>imp-losion my own minion to get lethal off 4x knife juggler
is there any better feeling
>>130361124
>someone that worked hard for their accomplishments
>Hearthstone
we share a board with these people...
>>130362423
>playing zoo
scrub.
Warlock is the most variable class. It can be the thinking man's class as the handlock, or it can be cancer RNG praying faggotry like zoo, with many variations inbetween.
>>130362573
Putting in 4-6 hours a day to get good at a game is working hard towards a goal. I know its hard for entitled children like you to imagine. Mommy said you were special and never made you work hard for anything. That's why you're a NEET virgin forever alone. Women don't need a second pussy.
>>130363357
>This entire post
Global Rule 2
>>130362423
Does it kill the minion off first or spawn the imps?
Never tried it but the blizzard bullshit with patrons is awful
>>130363927
Pretty sure it spawns the imps first; my minion (dead) was still on the board while the imps spawned
Had 3 on the board and summoned 4 so I didn't have to worry about it but it's good to know
