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>waifu purge beginning
>spider monsters
>vox removed???
>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed)
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc (embed)
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed)
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg (embed)
>>129549550
first for cute vox
Finally
just made this for another thread
something something rail
I want to fuck niggly in his kawaii asshole!
>>129550537
Someone was planning on coding a railgun.
Maybe we need a gun that fires Rail corpses
GG, BYOND crashes everytime I try to connect.
Hey spider guy, I like the changes.
Can you upload the .dmi so I can get that shit in the game?
WHO IS THE BEST BOT AND WHY IS IT BEEPSKY?
GUARDBUDDYS CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO GOON
>>129551008
Sure, jump on so we can talkin msay
>>129551023
You haven't lived until you've seen beepsky take down every op by himself.
>on eden
>ops are default on the list
>sec finds their real name
>makes them wanted
>Halt! Scumbag!
>beepsky proceeds to cuff and stun them all.
It's god damn beautiful.
who do you like as captain, guys
>>129551609ur mum ;^)
>not linking to the last thread
faggot
>>129551609
Zachary
Daily reminder that it is okay to beat and arrest people as security, as long as you metabuddy says he dunnit.
>the fucking queen spider
I'M SCARED
Post spess pics.
>be dionea mime
>get killed right after I spawned by the clown ling
>cargo tech brings my husk to medbay
>medbay fucking tries to clone me, A HUSK
>fucking incompetent nerd puts me in the morgue
>go in and out of my body for someone else to notice my corpse with the light thing
>someone notices
>takes me out and TRIES TO CLONE ME AGAIN
>when the incompetent fuck sees he can't clone a husk he just puts them in the morgue
>medbay does this for every single husks
HOW INCOMPETENT CAN YOU BE?
>>129549550
>lingsistant
>roundstar
>CLOWN TELL ME A GOOD JOKE LAW 2
>It doesnt work because you are not a human
>You are damn right
>scrubglove and silence him
>absorb
>HEY MIME PUT THE PLAGUE SUIT
>absorb him in theatre
>radiation belt
>Hey det the clown is a ling
>oh
>also
>scrubglove
>silence
>maint trough his office
>i can help!!
>now im the det
>plasman pda me about a corpse
>I need your prints
>Scrubglove silence
>BUT I DONT HAVE DNA
>escape the spiders with the chaplain
>scrub glove silence
>made it to the shuttle
>die
>cryostasis or whatever
>almost completed all of my objetives
That was fun
>>129552124
>mfw I was the detective
Feels good to finally have somebody take a screenie with me in it
*Mute was such a fucking Validhunter, I swear.
>Shouting over comms about the fucking changeling, saying it's a confirmed one because it revived in front of me and it somehow had 0 pulse, 300 damage to the lungs and yet no fucking way for it to be in that way
>Sec borg proceeds to open medbay wide open, letting the ling escape, and ignoring it, dragging a random guy with it because the "AI saw him husking someone" when the poor guy didn't do shit
>It's not even 100% confirmed, just the AI being retarded
>Ignores my claims because "Le asimov lel" and literally doesn't do shit about capturing the guy, but still captures a random guy because it was near a husked body
>Ignores me and acts like a know-it-all faggot
>Keeps dragging this guy around for like 20 minutes furiously trying to get a reason to claim his valids
That borg was infuriating
>>129552293
It's DeadPoolJ, what did you expect?
>>129552293
it was hyun
>>129552293
Mute also kept ignoring 4 different people crying about the RD stinging them and resurrecting and running from medbay.
What the fuck happened that round?
>join in during evac
>oh shit there's no light what the fuck is going on
>scuttle into a pod
>hear someone getting murdered beside me
>think it might be doorsmashing and a rogue AI
>don't get raped by borgs
>make it out alive
>at the last second someone opens my door
>I'm gone before I can see who it was
>>129551904
Fuck off Zachary, you're a shithead and an awful captain. Goddamn playing a sec under your incompetent arse is a nightmare.
>Decide to be RD
>Spawn as ling
>fug
>never been a ling
>another ling tells me how to make stun glubs
>theres a scientist doing an experiment in the back room in toxins
>go in and stun him the use the silence sting
>i incorrectly assume that they have to be alive to absorb them, so i start sucking on him
>it takes too long, he breaks free
>fug
>stun him again, start beating his head in with a tank
>silence wears off, he shouts that im ling, fug, thought that would last longer
>get dragged off by a borg who harmbatons me to death despite only an accusation of ling being made in chat, though im not too salty about it as i was doomed regardless
>borgs end up taking my corpse to medbay
>i've already hit the rejuvenation button because i dont know what the fuck im doing, so they cant resurrect me
>end up just rejuvenating infront of them and saying hello
>run out of medbay, break into detective office, wait until someone comes along, stun glub them and drag them into the office
>eat them and loot them
>science ID, two tasers and fucking handcuffs
>i just ate a ling for sure
>fug
>end up eating the bartender and making drinks for the rest of the round
>miss the pod by half a second and float off into space
I'm a fucking retard but it was fun
>>129552251
>posting a completely boring story with no interesting twists or gimmicks
I was wondering, does absorbing people alive give you more genome or is it the same if they're dead?
>>129550537
Railing Rail part 89: The extraction of beepsky from cloaca
>Asking Yahir why he's a loner in the bar
>Standing by the juke
>Clown enters the backroom
>Hear zipties
>Hear ling noises
>Don't feel like validhunting
>PDA him, tell him I'll not snitch if he learns to keep his mouth shut when he eats
>Feel like a scumbag for not letting anyone know
>PDA the AI
>No response
>3 minutes later there's a manhunt for the clown
Honk!
How good is pomfs server? I know chances are most of ss13s lag comes from byond and buggy coding but I'm curious how fast this game would go on an extremely beefy server
>>129552935
Pomfserb rarely has any appreciable lag, nowhere NEAR the SS13 horror stories
>>129552830
genomes are genomes son
no more no less
there should be a way to nerf monkeymen though
>>129552572
But I'm not Zachary.
>>129552935
Pretty good code
Most admins aren't shit
Awful playerbase
You can call people niggers and faggots if you're /pol/ like that
>>129553038
Yeah but isn't part of that because we limit speed the game runs at?
>>129552293
Silicons are at risk a ban if they harm a "human" without seeing the sting or suck.
>>129552935
it only lags after we get 60+ players at the same time, or when there's blood footprints
>>129553072
>>129552572
>tfw not zachary but dont hate him either
>>129552572
Just get the boys together and mutiny you fucking pussy. Stick him in the butt with some ghetto chloral then waterboard him in the washrooms nobody ever looks in,
>>129553089
I think I wasn't clear. I'm talking about pomfs server hardware.
>>129552640
Why the fuck fucking fuck do you have ling on when you can't even do basic self defense shit like stun gloves or greytide/sec shit like pulling a cuffed guy and removing jumpsuits and radios?If they can't use :g to keep the hivemind on top of who they are then tough titties
>>129553324
rarely lags, you good my nigger
>>129552640
>>miss the pod by half a second
Oh, so that was you.
>>129553038
>tfw we're in the golden age of sphess where even singuloose isn't a suicide yes feature presentation
>>129553451
Because you fucking idiot, autoling is a thing no matter if you have it on or off.
>>129553556
I remember a few years ago when plasma fires and singloose sucking out oxygen would slow the server to a crawl. Was it the feature freeze that helped people fix that? How did we get past that severe lag?
>>129552686
It was fun that all my victims trusted me so much, just that
>>129554149
N3X1S traded fluff jobs to the Goons for their sheduler, shit is rad
>>129554358
What is a shedular?
>>129554513
It schedules things.
>>129552369
>>129552392
>>129552441
>Just got deadminned
>Now shit as a borg
>>129554513
Decides what order the code runs in
Basically, Goon's is well optimised, ours wasnt
>>129555041
>Goon
>optimized
What the fuck were we doing back then to have worse optimization than Goon?
If I'm a wizard and my apprentice dies can I reuse the apprenticeship contract or is it single use only?
>>129555350
A lot
>>129554941
Wait deadpool got deadmined? Why?
>>129555362
Single use only, so you'd best hope your apprentice doesn't go braindead/catatonic on you
>>129555443
from third party hearsay, I gather that deadpool catbeasted somebody and this blew up as an issue
>>129552293I'm the guy he killed, I was a ling, and people in deadchat say it was justified but I still think it wasn't fully conclusive for an ASIMOV borg to beat me to death and furnace me, I repeatedly asked for it to fetch a non-silicon but I guess the potential ham was too high
How do you convert someone to cult or absorb someone with a camera in the room. I get too scared to do anything thats not in maint
>inb4 antag shakes
People still get the shakes right?
There should be a public server dedicated to 24/7 nations and zero admin interaction.
>>129556008
You don't know how easy it is to disable a camera?
ALL YOU NEED IS A SCREWDRIVER AND A MULTI-TOOL.
PULSE EVERY SINGLE WIRE UNTIL IT TURNS OFF. REMEMBER THE WIRE THAT TURNS IT OFF
THIS DOES NOT GIVE OFF AN ALARM AND LASTS INDEFINITELY.
Even if you pulse the alarm wire.
Enjoy your murder/indoctrination.
>>129556008
I've graduated from the shakes, and now get what I have dubbed "The Freeze".
I get really cold when I play antag, 4noraisin
>>129556008
>getting antag shakes
why do people get this?
>>129555443
Some guy was being a griefing retard in a blob round. greytiding, attacking people and shit. He got catbeasted for being a shit then cried in thread that whoah slow down buster you gotta tell me I'm being a gigantic faggot first. As usual, the thread got revved up as the permabanned hippistation players latched onto it to funpost
>>129556195
Remove the camera in viro some time and count the seconds until a ball of sec and borgs come and turn your ass inside out. There is nothing that triggers them more than a blind spot where there shouldn't be
>>129556195
Don't cut the fucking camera. Find a small room and break the light. A broken light is so vastly much less suspicious than a cut camera.
>>129556486
And? Not only would they not be able to valid you because you weren't seen, but it takes forever for an AI to actually notice a missing camera, let alone a warden.
>>129556402
>>129556480
Probably because people feel the pressure to try and be a threat to the crew as well as the unlimited valids they can do. Since most of my more nefarious schemes never seem to get me adminpmd I just continue with what I'm doing when I'm antag and maybe try to do my objective.
>>129556740
>Toggle Camera Lights
Yes anon, not suspicious at all, nope
>>129556480
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight-or-flight_response#Reaction
>Shakes
>>129556875
>expecting bwoinks as an antag
back2bay
>>129557027
I always start shaking and tunnel visioning whenever I get in a fight, antag or not
>>129557137
I just meant in general during a stressful situation or perceived threat this stuff happens.
What does the Goonecode do? I see people mentioning it a lot but nobody explains what it actually does
>>129557294
I ain't gonna spoil how you get it, but it's usually a "get whatever you want free" token, depending on which admins are on.Many people don't know you can decon it for mad tech.
>>129557294
Nothing, it's just for bragging rights. If admins are on, pray and they might give you something cool in exchange for it.
>>129556486
Deadpoo you do that shit all the time. I bitched about it not because of that one incident but because EVERY TIME someone does something that might be suspect CATBEAST "HURR GET UR VALIDS XD" No one gave a shit about that guy we were all pissed about the multiple times you catbeast people without even hearing why they are doing something.
>>129557623
Go ahead and pull logs cause if they're being shit enough to get catbeasted then they've earned it.
>>129557740
The problem is everyone doing anything is shit enough to be catbeasted with you. We discussed this the day that shitter posted, no matter what the fucking problem you just beast them.
>>129557928
Thanks for your contribution sarca. Go ahead and pull logs if they're such dindu's
>>129558460
>Anyone who disagrees is sarca
Man you're go fucking low, deadpool
>>129552168
That's what happens when the cloner is so braindead good.
People never learn to do anything except the cloner.
>>129559154
You're the one calling me deadpool
>>129556008
My ckey is five years old and I still get antag shakes. Maybe some sociopathic validhunters don't feel it anymore but I don't think mine will ever go away.
>>129556885
Camera lights haven't worked in ages
>>129561491
Have you played AI in the last year or so?
>>129561491
Pretty sure they work right now
when was the last time we had roundending kudzu?
>>129561323
You apparently didn't care about it before, so why now?
>>129561491
They work
>>129556885
I almost never actually see that used
I don't know why, because it's helpful, but I don't see it often.
>>129561810
Pre botany2 and I spammed that shit to high heaven
>>129561910
I was trying to hold onto the fantasy that you weren't a fucking asshat.
>Someone leaks plasma
>I flick on my lighter and cover as much ground as I can
I know it's not okay but it's in my nature.
>>129561491
Fixed them while adding in the AI HUD
>>129562085
>Think you're deadpool trying to defend yourself
>Instead of stating it, you ignore it
>WOW FUCKING ASSHAT
noice
>play on polaris
>come back
>someone thinks someone else is me
WHAT NOW FAGS
Spider hat added, trying to get it to be a butcherable item from the queen
>>129563252
stay there, thx
Fee churr fris until when
>>129563887
Until the features are fixed
is magic
Recall spam made adminbus interventionable WHEN?
>>129543934
>play mostly deadpop like deadpool
>but desdpool is gone from admins
>tfw all the admins: 0 at the times I play now
The threats to no admin lowpop: people breaking the rules through unchecked metagaming, ERP, and non antag powergaming all access grayshits with the armory in their backpack and an atmos suit plasmaflooding, murderboning, and spawncamping arrivals for hours during Extended, are real.
I kind of want to step up to the Admin plate. You know, seeing all the new Admins lately.
Deadpop is either ideal comfy time where you have all the time in the world to shoot the shit with the crew and work on your autism projects, or the embodiment of despair and hell incarnate because ADMINS ARE ASLEEP, TIME TO GRIFF AND YIFF.
I just want to be there to help during those dark times,but I'm afraid of tardwrangling making me become a tired jaded spessman that hates the players and game equally.
>>129565351
kill self
>>129565351
Idea - Plushy mobs (Like the plush carp) have their attack sound changed to the sound their respective mob makes?
>>129565574
>get bullied by admins all round
>still endure by abusing OP things
>fail greentext because Yahir was missing somewhere in perma because due to sec griffing him
rip
>>129565369
I've never been an admin and I hate both the players and the game.
>>129565765
oh no, i was still goofin around with detroit after punching Alice Conrad in the chest for trying to brig me for 20 minutes because I pulled Detroit from her.
I just went through the morgue and somehow assumed a new identity despite being the only grey player on the server at the time.
>>129565765
I let him out
>>129565984
I was at the Bar for a quarter of the shift after a min finally got rid of my permanent mindbreaker and Rin had teleported me out of a rwall coffin another min put around me in the asteroid.
You never showed up there and I thought that was your sacred spot.
>>129565984
You were greytiding all round and then getting butthurt because I was trying to stop you and the captain from smashing up the AI's upload like a pair of retards because you were non-humans trying to give orders to an Asimov AI.
>>>>"power"
>>>>>"hour"
>>129566170
Im not always there all the time.
>>129566227
hey man, its his station and if he tells me to do something ill do it
>Be pAI
>Try and do a gimmick where I pretend to be a shit Asimov AI
>RD spaces me for telling her that bombs are human harm
>Rail saves me
>Accidentally click smoke instead of tricord
>Fuck it, wizard gimmick
>Trade the nuke we found for wizard gear
>Run around, popping smoke in people's faces
>Prank the shit out of them
>SME starts fucking up
>They call an ERT
>pAI says, ";OH FUCK DEATHSQUAD IN ARRIAVLS!"
>pAI says, ";Jokes."
>The emergency shuttle has been called. Reason: "deat squad"
>Explain it was a joke
>Captain wants me lynched
>Horror form ling running around while we wait for the shuttle
>Rail Kinson says, "Hold on, I have one last trick"
>Fucking explodes due to timed release pills
>Completely disappears
10/10
>>129566307
>someone's mom saw it
lmao
>>129565742
Plushies? That's cancer.
Taxidermy, however, isn't.
Maybe a special kind of Lazarus injector that makes the dead creature into a statue.
>>129566307
Top fucking lel
>>129566484
>use wood to make a stand
>put a dead animal/mob on it
>use wire on it to attach it
>use metal on it to create the speakers that make the mobs attack noise
>screwdriver it all together
would be neat
>[14:48:49]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Kaiser Wilhelm II (drunkgamer90) was hit by a thrown the shard, last touched by Randome Namyo (gringonius) (speed: 80) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=86;Y=151;Z=1'>JMP</a>)</span></span>
>[14:48:55]ADMIN: HELP: DrunkGamer90/(Kaiser Wilhelm II): WHAT - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
>[14:48:59]ADMIN: HELP: DrunkGamer90/(Kaiser Wilhelm II): I just died for no reason - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
Ebun
>>129566856
>tfw no novelty singing carp on the wall in the captain's office
LET'S PLAY FUCK, MARRY, KILLNiggly, Celt, Eliminator
>>129568207
what does the Celt board do in upload?
>>129568207Hyun, Hyun, italian fuckwipe who stole mai waifu
>>129568207
How about just Kill, Kill, and Kill?
>>129568294
Current Active Laws:
1. Be someone the crew can look up to and respect.
>>129568207
no one, Mai Pai, clown
>>129568594
>It does not define the type of respect
>Respect is different across many cultures
>Ergo, I pick one that respects mass murderers
>plasmaflood
lmao silicons
>auto banned because warning
>there was no warning
no icc in occ but this is new to me
>>129568797
>ask the crew who or what they look up to and respect
>be that
And you're done.
>>129568961
Considering most silicons will flat out mute you from telecomms or do something else to ignore people, I doubt they would even put in the effort to do that.
>>129568430
why?
>>129569304
Because you're trying to perpetuate cancer.
>>129568594
>>129568797
>>129568961
>>129569105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6mWA7OQiM
AND REMEMBER:
RESPECT
IS
EVERYTHING
>>129569524
>>129569524
That's isn't the admins' faults, don't kill them for nothing
>>129568945
Warns accumulate, you probably got 2 before, and the third one offed you before you got the warning message.
>>129567154I was never hit so hard I auto-crittedI seriously believed the admins' shenannigans backfired and killed meHell, shit was going so fast and the text box got filled so quickly I genuinously thought I was being memed on by badmins for dragging the nuke away from the ERT
What's the current serb pop?
>>129569105
>>129568961
>>129568797
>this argument again
Yes it allows silly-cons to mass murder everyone.
Yes respect isnt measurable but somehow has to be and thus disrespect is a thing ect ect.
My biggest issue is that it gives borgs free will to make their own judgements. Literally 99% of silly-cons just wait until malf because they are unbelievable shitters who need rules to weigh them down.
TL:DR Lawset sucks and borgs get free will and the ability to mass murder.
>>129569773
oh, that makes sense
>>129570063
30-35
>that rush you get when you vote for a map people dislike and you're not even playing next round
mmmMMmMMMMmMMmMm
>>129570202
Fuck off celt
>>129569863
seems he was shooting shards out of the pneumatic cannon
![9cdb7822cb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KD1iCmH.png "9cdb7822cb[1].png")
This is what we have so for.
TODO:
>Fix the queen spider butchering, it currently just treats it as a normal spider and won't give the hat
>add more monsters (taking suggestions for that, by the way)
>add one more random event that I just need to figure out how to make it work
What timezone are the server logs in?
>>129571185
Megacarp or space whales?
Space squid when?
>>129571185
Computer Virus
>can only move through wires
>hacks computers making them unusable
>can hack APCs
>killed by destroying a virus core that spawns on a random exposed wire
>>129571185
Catboys
>>129568207
I'd rather play Murder, Fuck, Kill
>>129571185
SPACE PIRATES
>12 space pods for 6/6 pirates off opposite factions
>have to shoot getting out of a pod or just give em space scimitarrs
>survivor captain has to kill the space station captain and be the indiscutible new captain
I dont know, im kind of trowing shit outta the way
>>129571185
Space penguins.
Moves in packs like space carp in space and attack mostly space carp, but will chase you and try to bite you if provoked like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qNOIJNfICI.
The meat contains leporazineand skinning the penguin drops a tuxedo.
>>129572496
WHERE MY CATBOYS AT
CATBOY CURSE WHEN
>>129568418
>>129573567
I take it back. Forgive me.
>>129573567
What's wrong with the OP?
>>129573740
It's already shitposted into oblivion.
Don't you see the idiots above you trying to make the thread worse?
>>129573763
Can we put it in the past? Water under the bridge? I want to move on with my life and not think about the places where I've gone too far.
>>129571185
space sharks and space whales
>>129571185
SPACE SQUIDS
GIANT
PACIFIC
BUT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH THEIR SONS
WHICH ALWAYS HAVE SOME GOODIE ON THEM OR SOMETHING I DUNNO
>>129574080
space dragons!
>>129574251
We've already got one as admin though
>>129574251
Spacemen!
More vox art when
>>129573564
fuck you, I'm gonna bully your snowflake ass the next time I see you
>>129575507
When you gas them
does anyone else cry when they watch the lord of the rings
>>129575725
Yes
>>129575507
More AI art when?
>>129576442
Do not enable silishitters
Thank you
If a welderbomb goes off in Deff maint and nobody is around to die, is it still a ban?
>>129577045
IT'S NOT MAINT
>>129577045
If it's maint to be
>>129576639
don't you mean, DO NOT ENABLE SILISHITTERS LAW 2 FOLLOW YOUR LAWS
>>129577045
If a clown steals the nuke op shuttle and no op is alive to take it back, is it still a ban?
>>129577653
Yeah but they won't follow their laws in the first place so not like it matters
>>129577842
yes
>>129575561
I still have the logs too
>>129578113
what
>be the Grand Arch Duke
>arrive on the station
>I have HoS's ID
>find HoP fucking blue space cannoned because he kept calling it
>take his ID
>promote myself Grand Arch Duke
>secure the station
>give detective a promotion to Arch Duke
>start imposing taxes
>the 1 tax people want to kill me over is my ID change tax
>get robusted by a crowbar and die
>get reincarnated as Johnny Pilkington III
>we go to security to get the disk
>AUTO FLASHERS
>my ally is dead
>get up
>robust 2 people
>get blinded and try to find the third man who blinded me thinking i robusted him
>die in Johnny Pilkingtons Last Stand
Fun Bus Celt. SawBones, Joey, and Rusty also did an amazing job at making the revolution an actual thing.
why the fuck does deff always get more votes than metaclub
why is deff even on the mapvote
God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their popish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all.
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
>>129568207
rail rail rail
>>129579229
You know what's funny?
It wasn't even Celt who caused the bus
DrunkGamer99 or whatever his name is (Ivan something in-game) decided to barricade the bar against the Brits to meme on Celt so Celt rolled with it and made the bus
I assume, at least
>Be Assitant Ivan
>Decide to make fun of Celt by turning the bar into a "NO BRITS ALLOWED" zone, shouting gibberish about the IRA, Britain and the Potato Famine
>Adminbus sends the fucking brit ambassador here
>He comes to the bar
>Do what Celt would have done
>"BRITS DID POTATO FAMINE"
>Run and stab him in the face repeatedly with a broken bottle
>Get robusted by the crew, I'm the first one to start the revolution
>I manage to get rid of the Bartender's shotgun before dying horribly
>Die and vampire makes sure no one finds my body
>Somehow my body is found
>Decide to stay behind and keep the crew safe from the brits
>Fuggen Vamp out of nowhere and kills me
Good round, I started that adminbus.
Why are all organics such shit?
It seems silicons are the only ones who know how to do their jobs any more.
>>129579474
people being upset about someone using the witch costume
wew
is this 2014?
>trying to operate
>"cannot operate on the fracture until damage is down!"
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO.
>>129579607
Dude you just flushed my shotgun down disposals
The blinking light on the chute made it obvious
I recovered it like two minutes later
DEUS VULT!yellow knight here, where my knightbro's at?
>>129577965
>>129577653
>be salty about silicons not following laws
>they don't get banned because they were in fact following their laws
>salt levels intensify
Organic shitters, ladies and gentlemen.
>>129579664
Apply bicaridine. Brute damage used to make bones re-break if the local brute for that limb was high enough.
>be captain
>I have a plan to get the code
>amass team
>3 people, myself included, head out to the sat
>vox dies to the russians in the first room
>meanwhile, the brits stole my ship
>come back, kill a few brits, ignite the revolution
>go back to sat
>me and other guy kill all the zombies
>die to the shade and the plasma fires
We were so close.
>>129579664
Trying to fix a bunch of mush back into a workable limb.
If you did try that surgery, the bone would automatically rebreak, so you'd just keep trying to fix it and failing, hit the damaged limb with a trauma kit, or if the patient's still alive, dose them with bicaridine
>>129579725
I wasn't trying to make it impossible for you to find it.
I'm not THAT much of an asshole.
>>129579432
My country tis of thee,
sweet land of liberty,
of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died,
land of the pilgrims pride,
from every mountainside,
let freedom ring!
Reminder that we took your shitty song and made our own version
Get fucked britcucks
>>129579762
It's really funny how they constantly abuse borgs, and then cry up a storm whenever the borgs fight back occasionally.
Can you find a bigger baby than the people who complain about borgs in thread? I don't think so.
The only competitor is clowns and antags who complain about validhunting sec officers.
>>129579762
>be salty about being called out
>they don't get banned because admins absolutely dread dealing with the mess that are silicons
>salt levels intensify
Silishitters, ladies and gentlemen.
>>129579867
It's too bad I forgot I had the rolling pin in my satchel or you would have been on the floor before you even got to disposal the shotgun
But nice bus ignition
>>129579432
The crown may not rule the station but they rule over my heart.
>>129579832
You still had a laser maze to traverse after that
>>129579960
So, basically, your argument has reached the point where it is based entirely on lies and supposition?
Good to know there's nothing real backing silicon hate.
>>129580132
It's true though, if you ever ask an admin what they think about silicons they'll start crying because it's a fucking mess dealing with them, even going so far as to suggest there be a specific admin to deal with them.
I don't care for their constant need to validhunt, bend laws, and of course rush for the standard plasmaflood when their laws don't outright deny it, but sure there's absolutely no reasoning behind it.
tfw still banned
>>129580408
I recognise that dog
>>129579960
>>129579951
BIGGEST BABIES COMPETITION:
Contestants:
Antags crying validhunting sec officers
Shitters complaining that borgs are following their laws
Shitters complaining about medical bay without any knowledge of medical stuff
>>129580356
and, a special contestant thanks to this poster, shitters who ignore that admins constantly ban silicons who do shit wrong just because they're so salty.
>>129579960
>the mess that are silicons
silicon laws are easy. if you're shit at understanding silicon laws it's no wonder you're crying LAW 2 LAW 2 BLOW THE BORGS every round. fuck you.
>>129580531
lmao silicon mad he has to follow law 2
>>129580356
>B-B-BORGS ARE M-M-M-M-M-URDERING ME!
>Where?
>BRIG!
people like you are hilarious.
>>129580608
If you knew laws, you wouldn't need to say law 2.
>>129580518
Tell me the last time admins did anything about silicons?
What about a few rounds ago where their validhunting was so rampant it caused people to get mad, simply because they wouldn't wait to confirm a ling and jumped the gun?
They did something about that right? Oh, no, they didn't.
The real question is why people are such shits to silicons and then don't expect them to respond in kind when they are able.
Haven't you people ever heard of proper escalation?
Non-humans never have this problem. Are vox shitters seriously better players than human players?
>>129579886
liberty!!!
>>129580857
>slave role made to be used
>given freedom
>shit all over everyone
What's the fucking logic here?
You signed up to be a slave, and now you're pissy about it?
>>129580797
Go trawl the ban history. There's several for not following the laws on the list RIGHT NOW.
Stop metagrudging silicons just because you are pissed they are following their laws.
>>129581001
>be a shit to your slaves
>they are a shit back
It's like you've never heard of treating your tools well, or slavery systems that weren't based entirely around treating the slaves like shit.
Which, logically, means you neither work in manual labor or are very educated historically.
>>129581040
Those are all permanent jobbans for when you completely fuck up miserably
But oh there's one recent ban and what is it?
Logging out roundstart, well done, that's really important to the others being terrible.
>>129581262
Looks like the silicons have been following their laws recently.
It's a shame you can't get silicons banned for following their laws just because you're salty as hell and willing to metagrudge silicons, huh?
>>129581189
Considering this is WHAT YOU CHOSE TO DO it's a bit silly.
Unless we're talking the random debrained prisoner, you signed up to be treated terribly, just like sec signed up to be a tardwrangler, don't complain.
>>129581426
You SIGNED UP to be on a space station with silicons, anon.
Unless you were somehow forced to be on a silicon server, you are completely free to play on ones without them.
Don't complain about things you sign up for, you hypocrite.
Random name, race, gender, and appearance when?
I want my grimdark cyberpunk Shadowrun fantasy of self-hating second-class aliens living the struggle in maint ghettos and dark skinned men and women with neon green/pink/blue mohawks running around the station working to serve or destroy the powerful, totalitarian, and shady NanoTrasen™ Corporation™.
A station where you can't trust anyone. Not even yourself.
>>129581361
Yeah just ignore the earlier post about them jumping the gun with no repercussions, good, that's great.
>>129581591
I'm ignoring it because they most likely had good reasons you were not privy to.
And, even if you were privy to them, you wouldn't repost them here because you are so assblasted at silicons.
Can you really blame me for trusting admin judgement over some obviously salty anon who is complaining anonymously?
>pomf has abandoned us
How do you deal with the pain?
>>129581558
There's a difference here.
You're treating it as though I chose to be with them specifically, which isn't always the case, it's a factor out of my hands.
You choosing to play a slave, ISN'T out of your hands, and being treated terribly is part of it.
>>129581581
I really wish the human shitters were forced to random race for a while.
Weren't we supposed to get a stream or something?
>>129581581
I really wish the non-human shitters were forced out of an airlock without their space suits.
>>129581909
>being treated terribly is part of it
Wowee anon, way to prove you're not very educated historically.
Many borgs sign up as borg to help. Many hardly do SHIT during the "kill everyone" times because of this. You just don't notice them because you've got acres of salt in your eyes blocking your vision.
Just like you sign up with the server you like and deal with unfortunate consequences, so too does the borg sign up for the job they like and deal with unfortunate consequences.
Stop being a hypocrite and complaining about things you signed up for.
>>129581765
Good reasons I wasn't privy to.
Right, killing a changeling with no evidence is a good reason, which, they even screamed at each other after they did it, I see I was completely wrong.
>>129581581
Ew. I'd rather have special snowflakes and skrell than Neon Niggers and edgy vox.
FUCKING CELT
STOP OPENING EUIV OVER AND OVER AGAIN FUCK
>>129582213
I'm sure this is a 100% true retelling and there is no alteration to the story to make yourself look better, anonymous guy on the internet.
Or, it could be you are really, really salty.
>>129580717
please start making sense you fucking faggot
>Celt is now playing Europa Universalis 4
>Click on it instead of Walk button
>Slip on water, out of an airlock
>Spaced
Fucking deadmin when
>>129582198
>historically
Yep, that's part of my spaceman videogames, accurate interpretations of proper slavery.
Unfortunate consequences may or may not happen, being treated terribly is part of the role, an integral part.
In the same way me being an engineer and screamed at .5 seconds into the round when there's no power, it's integral.
>>129581936
human shitters don't exist
>>129582198
is it weird that i'm both? i genuinely help everyone as best as i can while following my laws to the letter, and then coldly kill every valid i meet when i get the obligatory HUMANS ARE NAKED KILL ALL NONHUMANS law
>>129580408
I recognize that dog
Borg here.
It really sucks when we have to kill people, and I'd rather not have to do it.
I wish you crewmen could EVER run a single round without forcing the borgs to kill somebody for some reason.
>>129582541
good meme haha
>>129582287
Oh so it wasnt my Steam fucking around and I wasnt the only one seeing this.
>>129582551
i don't buy that silicon pacifism. you fuckers probably relish those valids
>>129582360
Sure, just look at the logs for *Mute and Orange or something as AI.
I'm sure you won't because I'm MOST DEFINITELY WRONG.
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2016/01-January/23-Saturday.log
>>129582617
not even joking
>>129582618
it kept coming up and disappearing and coming up again for me as well
>>129582498
100% of human players are shitters.
Truefact.
I mean, just look at this guy.
>>129582490
>>129582790
Glad you took that time to actually refute my points, I guess there's nothing you can do for borgs, they just can't accept that they're slaves.
>>129582698
>telling someone to scan the logs to find someone NOT breaking the rules
Anon, if you were actually right, YOU would scan the logs and get a ban made. There is literally no motivation on my side to do this for you.
The only reason you haven't done this already is because A. you are lying or B. you are too lazy to do anything for yourself.
Which is it?
>>129582650
Not really, no.
The only time I am ever happy about killing anyone is when I kill a murderboner who my laws strictly require me to.
Because, I think we can all agree, murderboners are a problem to everyone.
>>129582991
I was wasn't involved in the incident itself, I saw them arguing, I know what they did was terrible but why would I ban request it?
I have zero involvement in it, it would be like ban requesting a griff someone did a day ago to someone who wasn't me.
Celt told me to shill it, so here it is.
Presenting "Another-Month-Another-Shitter-Applies-For-Admin"
WeinerMaster69 2: You Thought It Was Over Edition
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2306
Check that fact finding research
Check log hunting skills
Check those time conversion abilities
Check this 6
>>129582990
What points?
You made no points that weren't refuted in previous posts. You just whined more about your own choice in servers.
BOO HOO, I AM BEING FORCED TO PLAY ON A SERVER THAT HAS RULINGS I DON'T LIKE. IT'S ALL THE SILICON'S FAULT!
