CARRY Abaddon Edition.
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Previous Thread: >>128800094
>>128854338
1st
Seriously a best of three grand finals what the actual fuck
>>128854440
Nice, dude.
Congrats.
nth for p-bonjwa
LMAO BO3 FUCKING STARLADDER
héj
If Alliance win I might actually consider suicide.
Have any of these pre-show things been good?
>>128854490
The only chance a slav has is in B03
>>128854572
thanks, I'm gay too
WHO IS SCREENSHOTTING THOSE GRILLS
What the fuck is happening?
reposting
what if towers were slightly weaker, but stood in groups of 3?
what if they had to be in range of a special building in order to be able to attack? (of course this building spawns with the towers on the beginning of the match)
what if you could buy a controllable unit, courier style, that can build (for a gold cost) towers and aforementioned special buildings?
in for the best dota team on the fuckin planet
How is Nature's Prophet suppose to even work? It takes 5 seconds for an enemy with BoT to jump down there and collect their free gold.
How dare this common whore adopt the regalia of my perfect waifu, Shendelzare, the Vengeful Bestcarryinthefuckinggameokdogshitfuckingshitstainmotherfucker
>tfw you will never fuck all 5 meepos at the same time
>>128854575
new here
whats p bonjwa
>>128854490
It's just so that ppd will have something to blame when they lose.
Those meepos are cute as fuck
>>128854836
>tfw you will never breed fem-meepo
why even live?
>pick Tinker against Alliance
>win
It's that easy.
>wake up
>dick enters the orbit of pluto using 5x meepo thrusters mark xmas-2015
what a great start for this sunday
Hi i hope we have some fun dota matches today :3
>5 Meepos net you and poof on your dick
>>128854924
me on the left
>>128854934
shut the FUCK UP dumb animeposter
you're not allowed to post until you gain 75 fucking MMR you worthless shitstain
Why is Windranger so commonly picked but has such a shit winrate?
>>128854789
p stands for ppd
>tfw ded game
nice fag game fags
>>128854636
Whatever rocks your boat, gaylord.
Enjoy my thread.
>>128854884
>pick Tinker
>win
yeah no
the anti-Alliance hero isLegion Commander
Amazing counter push and you beat rat by picking strong pick off heroes, not retarded useless farm vacuums like Tinker
>>128854971
w-will you be my gf
>>128855037
>tinker is a le farm vacuum
I'm enjoying this meme to be honest
>yuropoors actually think Alliance has a chance
>>128855037
>LC
Dude what are you? 2k?
>>128855019
She can cook?
>>128854993
cause pubbies pull down the winrate with their shit play.
>see omni
>low pick in 4k and below
>high pick rate in 4k and above
>60% winrate
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAmmzTDRWGf/
FUCKING CHARLIE
>>128855037
You don't pick counter-rat because they play memepush with jugger healing ward and chen. LD can teamfight these days.
>>128854338
reported for avatarfagging
someone make a new thread pls
>>128855076
source
Yeah there's zero chance Alliance win even one game
>>128855102
she can cock
is eul's even worth it on bat
>>128855145
I don't know but I would love to know
this is same artist I think
>Jimmy contemplating retirement
:(
>>128855143
How the fuck is that even an avatar?
>>128855143
just post more so the thread dies asap
>>128855116
absolutely based
>>128855186
After BoT MoM, sure
>>128855172
enjoy your free leptospirosis nerd
>>128855076
Reminder to rearm TP scrolls.
>>128855206
Such wasted potential...
He needs to go full Black^/Jerax and play in a non-US, non-EU team for a while. Don't think he has the determination though.
>>128855112
But people play against equal skill. The higher bracket isn't entirely composed of people with higher winrates, because the higher winrates will just move up.
>DC.mason
I'm assuming he's replacing Yawar or TC. Either way it's an improvement and DC is now a tier 1 team.
>reminder that sheever is literally getting touched extensively right NOW by a bunch of guys and girlsfor makeup
>>128855174
Isn't she retired now?
i was just doing some maths on dropping items to wand same as tread switching i guess and my results showed me the benefit is linear (i.e. i'm getting a flat X mana bonus for doing it) until u hit ur mana cap ~<50% for the hero i was testing
why does my intuition say it should be more when i have 0% mana then when i have say close to ~50%
did i make a mistake?
>EG or Alliance will win this shit
I wish OG would still give a crap about honeypot lans after the major so we don't have to see these bad teams winning, oh well next major soon :)
What are the DOTA2 equivalent to these fights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Df-pYkKxQg
how do people like Sheever and Lumi keep getting jobs?
They're so painful to listen to I'd rather listen to fucking Russians who I don't understand a shred of
Who the fuck manages Dota 2 Lounge
I actually cannot believe how this site can be so trash after like 3 or 4 years of operation
>>128855482
are you saying you would give those jobs to white males instead?
that's very problematic anon
What do you guys think about this?
>>128855407
>>128855407
AMERICUNTS
ARE YOU
READY
TO GET
RAPED
>>128855352
TC will never be on a winning team. His playstyle tricks people into thinking he's good by being consistently "pretty good". But he'll never be exceptional and will never win a team a LAN because "pretty good" is his ceiling.
>>128855548
he's a delusional retard
>>128855589
fuck off dot
>>128855329
>The higher bracket isn't entirely composed of people with higher winrates
How do they stay there then?
>win X games
>get higher MMR
>Lose X games to go back to 50% winrat
>back at MMR you have started at
>>128855629
as in watermelon dot?
>>128855589
enough of that happening to sweden's women already, don't need anymore of that
>we could have puppan commentary during the finals
>it's not going to happen
Even Puppey knows that Alliance is a one strategy team. They're good with very specific patches but terrible in most. Such a terrible team.
>>128855705
>we could have puppan captaining a good team
>it's not going to happen
who was ODPixel interviewing there? I don't think I've ever seen that player in a semifinals or finals
>alliance are tier 1 now
i can't track the the competitive scene anymore, wasn't alliance in total shit mode 2 tournaments before this?
Sheever is so fucking ugly she seriously makes me want to throw up
>>128855746
>a good team
what is version 1 team secretsans s4
>>128855797
the competitive scene has been going constantly downhill since ti3 desu
>>128855797
It's the patch. Alliance has a tiny hero pool and only know one strategy, and all their stuff got buffed. Flavor of the patch.
Friendly reminder that because I made this thread we will see EG pick C A R R Y Abaddon today and win vs the Swedecucks.
C A R R Y Abaddon is literally FREE wins, MMR and honeypot LANS.
INSIDER BRO HERE MEEPO WILL BE PICKED BY EG
>>128855742
>EG only won games when Storm Spirit was OP as shit
>EG is versitile
kek
Alliance has been the number 1 team in the world in the most patches
Reminder that Icefraud even nerfed all of Alliance heroes just before Ti3
Oy Dotards, game is in 10-15mins. There is no cs:cuck scene going to happened right?
Insider bro here, Aliens will pick Carry Abbadong.
>Fear getting all that hot cyka poon
>>128855867
They're still winning games and they're in the grand finals right now.
>>128855805
i second this
also who was that cutie slav interviewing fear?
Is it in everyone's contract that they have to say good shit about the event every 5 minutes?
>>128855797
they still are. swedecucks are just delusional because finally they are slightly relevant again by having the smallest sliver of success by doing well in tier 3 honeypot tournaments
>tfw yuropoor
>tfw actually rooting for EG over swecucks since ppd actually has diverse drafts so theyre more fun to watch
>another da another little girl gangraped by shitskins
how to deal with this? it makes my blood boil. i want to get a gun and kill as many subhumans as i can.
>>128855920
DELETE THIS
Sheever is a fucking awful dresser.
That fucking giraffe has absolutely no fanshion style whatsoever.
wasn't this kpotosis guy casting sc2, casters jumping ships from dead games ssmh
>>128855805
would still fuck that colossal body
>>128855952
>beat EG and LGD already in groupstages
>2-0'd Liquid
ye senpai they're really beating up on all those tier 3 teams :^)
sheever looks like such a slut
>>128855980
>Thinking the panelists dress themselves for big events
PPD just tweeted me that he's going to pick Abaddon for Universe in the 1st game.
>bo3 finals
this is bullshit
BEST OF 3
E
S
T
O
F
3
>>128855409
alright i fixed it in case anyone is wondering (i'm sure noone is)
i didn't take enough data points i should only stop when u hit the mana cap without drop but i took it with drop if that makes sense.
>tfw you'll never be as based as james
...Hey!
ALLIANCE GONNA REKT EG.
uhhh, guys
has anyone seen fluff?
>>128855980
>Gross weeb virgin judging someones fashion sense.
>>128856078
AN WHOLE ALCONWHOLE
mfw EG wins the finals in 1 hour
(me on the left)
>>128856097
>Normie Drake fan judging weebs on an imageboard for Japanese culture
>>128856016
How is Liquid anything but a tier 3 team? Three of their last LAN's they've been dropped before grand finals by LGD, VP and Alliance.
LGD is shit too, 2nd place TI4 is their greatest achievenment and they've not won any relevant LAN for a long time.
EG used a Sumail Sand King and were already through in the BO1 against the alliance lol.
>there are somalis who think cucklliance has a chance vs EG
top wew
>bo3 lan finals
>with literally no other matches on the same day
wtf
>interviewer cyka wants loda dick
Princess Celestia?
A CUTE!
CUUUUTE!!!
>EG vs Alliance grand finals
>best of 3
Loda is such an unlikable autist
>>128856187
shitty fucking CS:GO ruining everything
I don't understand how CS:GO gets so many viewers it's so fucking boring to watch.
>>128856187
>CSGO
HOLY FUCK LMAO LODA HAS A PENCIL NECK
I'll be honest, I like both these teams, don't really mind either of them winning.
Just happy EG beat the gooks and Alliance beat secret, and then the yurocucks after
>>128856084
can't believe he actually posted that lol
>look even worse with makeup
>swedecucks still believe that EG didn't execute the throw order by Garfield so [A] advances to playoffs
Top tippity kek
>>128856249
it panders to casuals and the simple minded
>>128856249
>>128856260
yeah so they could've just made this fucking match earlier
no excuse to have a bo3 finals
>>128855852
At the least Carry Abbadon works on a mechanical level.
The only downside is that you could still get low, and then they Euls you.
>>128856187
make way for REAL, HIGH SKILLED esports mobacuck
FUCK YOU ALLIANCE AND YOUR RAT DOTA
LET'S GO EG
U S A
>>128856263
same, but I really hope alliance wins.
EG has won enough tourneys.
starladder lightshows are corny as fuck
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
who alliance here?
Cue rdditors calling the opening cringe.
I want alliance to win so d2g gets BTFO
That fucking intro, just go already, I can't handle this hype.
eh i liked it
cringe opening
USA USA USA
I'm telling you guys. everyone is being paid to praise the event/city every 5 minutes
I actually enjoy the hype train
Hold up i haven't followed pro doto since ti are alliance back?
why is Alliance in the grand finals?
WHO ELSE /WAKE UP EARLY FOR THIS/ HERE?
CMON BOYS BRING IT HOME
that was pretty cool until sheever ruined it talking over the top
>>128856454
it owned dude, or are you one of those "too good for eSports" morons that wander these threads
so we all EG?
or swedecucks?
>>128856507
>wake up early
>feel like utter shit
thanks EU
>>128856342
dont reply to avatarfagging attentionwhores
>RTZ
>one of the best players of all time
I fucking hate Luminous.
>>128856542
im not even watching yet
i will finally follow sumail on twitter if he fucks them up
This match is between Corporatism vs. Socialism
Trump vs. Sanders
>>128856413
m-mepls no bully
>>128856505
White people are once again dominating dota
>>128856573
>literally everyone in this match is a TI winner except for RTZ
top kek
>>128856551
>someone unironically supporting cucklliance
Is sumail wearing the neck pillow?
SHIT.
He's gonna go full super saiyan on aliens..
POST UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I hope eg will lose this
t. aui fan
>>128856587
i'm not a betting man but i'm pretty sure sumails getting first blood in the majority of these games
>>128856490
it's good though. it feels like a major even without the prizepool
>>128856554
a bunch of TIs have had the finals start at like 11pm EU time, though
>>128856554
It's about to get worse ;^)
LETS DO IT BOYS
>>128856402
on one hand I have to back EG because US based team. On the other RTZ is basically a massive whiney baby and I hope he never wins a TI.
>>128856638
>big finals about to start
>d2g turns into reddit
I'm out
>>128856593
>>128856587
>>128856582
>>128856551
>>128856507
>>128856505
>>128856498
>>128856490
>>128856454
>>128856451
>>128856447
>>128856404
>>128856346
>>128856679
>>128856668
>>128856667
>>128856638
>>128856617
>>128856612
>>128856638
YEAH BOY
>>128856643top 2 na
>Loda fanboys
By far the worst player on that team.
>this alliancecuck on the panel
Who the fuck is he anyway
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Activate it.
>>128856729
>d2g turns into reddit
But Secret isnt in this finals?
>>128856729
euroshitter
>>128856638
Holy shit how can you be so bad at doing makeup. With that face you need some fucking professionals, Sheever.
Who is fucking ready for this shitposting tsunami we are about to encounter?
>>128856752
> Loda takes on the hate
This is the same meme as Loda is a hero for dating the monkey so we don't have to
>>128856638
>>128856729
fuck off commie
Reminder that VP would have won the Summit if it were a BO3
>waiting for the USA shitposting
>finals
>best of 3
fuck it
>it's a bo3 grandfinal
>all this alliance bandwagoning
Absolutely disgusting.
>>128856784
They have professionals at events like this.
>>128856737
>memers
Loda is great.
>>128856729
Nah we turn into twitch chat more like it, especially during games.
why is everyone so white?
>>128856214
Worth the ban.
How do I get over queue anxiety?
The big thing I'm worried about is getting majorly outlaned
Like, if our safe lane is Normal carry like AM and normal support like Rubick.
And the enemy offlane are 2 whole heroes each like undying and tusk and they wombo combo you all through laning
Scant cannot remove Alliance cock out of mouth for one second holy shit
>>128856249
>>128856260
dont blame csgo on slavladder being cheap fucking jews
>best of 3
what in the fuck
>>128856836
you niggers are fast
>>128856825
It's not in western europe
>>128856852
man up you FUCKING PUSSY
>>128856729
>every comment about the event is now reddit
good quality post anon, here's your (You)
>>128856836
Hey, draw me a C A R R Y Abaddon, dude.
I'm the OP, I'll give you privileges.
>>128856816
Extremely mediocre.
>>128856638
would you fuck?
CUTE GRILL ALERT
you are playing against alliance, you do not ban furion
most of the A fans is bulldog fans right?
NO LONE DRUID PICK OR BAN
PPD BAITING ALREADY
>>128856825
They are Alliance fans
thank you v1lat for the bo3
I'm sure you are gonna use that extra money you gained from scheduling the venue for less hours!
all the non whites were sent to germany
What happened with him?
Is he still alive?
Did he slight the jew?
buckle up
>>128856942
the fucked up her makeup badly.
>You are playing against Alliance
>>128856825
SAUSAGE FEST WTF?
>>128856931
I did draw you a carry abaddon. It was like dark background and there were item icons around it.
>>128856896
got to give way to csgo (the real event) in the lan
:)
>>128856825
WEISSRUSSLAND
>>128856638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKeqZ_AcL_A
THREAD THEME SONG LETS GET HYPE
>bo3
add another one to the honeypot lan
>>128856970
He's out of mana
>bo3 finals
Well it was almost a good tournament.
DAILY DOSE
>>128856942
CHICKS
WITH
DICKS
SO WHO ARE WE ROOTING FOR, SENPAITACHI???
EG OR ALLIANCE???
>>128856954
loda cant play LD and bulldog is on furion
ppd will pick lone for rtz
>>128856962
>duck dynasty shirt
You are playing against Alliance. You do not ban Furion because you can counter it. Alliance instantly picks Furion. You lose against Alliance. You ban Furion next time you play against Alliance because you're not stupid.
>>128856931
hey barbosacan i be your friend
anyone else miss universe dark seer zai sand king combo
Is ppd gonna intentionally lose first game to scan enemy drafts?
This is a fucking crazy draft from ppd... and I LOVE IT
>>128857001
Oh, this?
It was cool, dude.
But now draw me another one with Nico CARRYING Adelaide with CARRY Abaddon
>ppd cutting the legs off Alliance by letting them get Furion then beating it
GENIUS.
>>128857068
which is the least reddit?
>BO3 final
based starladder. aint nobody got time to sink 6 hours into watching dota
>>128857095
tfw ppd only gets 1 data round instead of 2
>best
>of
>three (3)
>finals
HONEYPOT
O
N
E
Y
P
O
T
>EGM with a pepe avatar
>>128857116
Yeah thats the thing
s4 looks dead.
>>128857079
Sure dude, just send me a invite in steam. I'll add you on later today.
You can check the archives if you don't know my id.
>yuros actually thought they had a chance
it's already 1:0 for EG
>americucks stayed up late to watch EG lose to Lelliance
9 TI CHAMPIONS
AND
ARTEEZY
Just got home. Who won the first game?
>>128857079
Sure add me id/stary
NEW HERO PogChamp
>Alliance fans
just cuck my shit up senpaitachi
>>128857190
Akke looked depressingly un-beautiful too.
Is Alliance gonna be alright lads?