>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
I just want to say I hate every single one of you anonylosers.
Rape Escape
>>128765312
>>128765380
>>128765381
>>128765449
>>128765506
>>128765561
so, are you going to post their name or what?
>>128766265
>immediately connecting speedrunning to streaming
no you shouldn't
>>128766265
lmao holy shit
wew
>>128766265
But you are a boy
Even tried to do "the angle" to mask it, but nope, didn't work.
That's how you know you're fucked
reminder that pheenoh is a pedophile and the mumble crew don't run a single goddamn thing
>>128766265
>implying you need to stream to speedrun
>implying you need to have a facecam to stream a speedrun
>trans bait
>emoji on an imageboard
Whoever made this bait is pretty cheeky.
>>128766742
>">emoji on an imageboard"
emoticons arent the same thing as emojis you fucking moron
>>128766742
>>128766969
I don't even know what an emoji is. Is it something those damn millennials like?
>>128766969
Literally nobody cares you pedant.
I bet you also get triggered whenever people call your touhou onaholes anime.
>>128767191
Why do you type like that?
Are you okay?
>>128767191
>I bet you also get triggered whenever people call your touhou onaholes anime.
jaja what
>>128766439
Who is (you)?
people i like:
chibi
cavemandcj
trihex
narcissawright
>>128766265
you look like a jew
>>128768319
okay
So what were the speedruns worth watching from AGDQ.
So far I've seen
>Goof Troop 1p2c
>Resident Evil HD Remaster
>DKC 2 102% (Really enjoyable)
>Aladdin (My favorite)
Any other good ones to watch?
>>128769219
Uh... Mario Kart 8
>>128767031
>de hippie spacing
>>128769214
Thanks for reading my post!
>>128769219
interview with zfg
>mfw doing runs
I wonder how many runners use gamesark joker codes to cheat. It'd be very easy to do and the only way to tell would be to see the console while they are playing it.
>>128771056
do it then
you wont
>>128771056
>the only way to tell would be to see the console while they are playing it
you mean like when chibi did exactly that and someone immediately noticed?
>>128771296
Obviously I'm assuming the person was intelligent and didn't use a fucking hover cheat.
zfg pls stream
zfg pls go back to hundo
zfg pls
FrankerZFG
>>128769219
Medievil Glitchless 100% No Dashing
whens slayerthon 2016
how come zfg is such great speedrunner to watch?
>>128772218
because he plays the game and talks about the game and doesn't stream with memeble crew call on and has no facecam
why do i get the feeling that /srg/ doesn't like me because of some really arbitrary reason?
>>128772218
Because he's spent so much time with his game that he knows basically everything and is willing to explain it
>>128772457
who is me?
>>128772457
That's a long way of saying he's a nerd with no life.
>>128769219
Left 4 Dead 2
reminder if you don't speedrun megaman you aren't a real speedrunner
>>128773356
>hold right and press shoot
So hard
>>128773351
wording this, probably most underrated run of the marathon
>>128773610
Don't forget to press jump when the game prompts to.
if you hate mega man you're a literal faggot
>>128773610
>>128773742
Imagine being this delusional.
>>128773742
I'm bad at rhythm games. I guess megaman is not for me
>>128773876
>calling anyone else "delusional" after posting this: >>128773356
>>128774230
>implying we're the same poster
I want to impregnate the following: Sumichu, mylittlegoobi, Rawrica, Caitelady, Missnikida
>>128774428
wording the heck out of this post my familia
>>128774372
>pretending you're not
>posting worst girl
>>128774428
18 years
![ae01aed299[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2DpLxMT.jpg "ae01aed299[1].jpg")
>>128774596
sure thing m8
>>128774428
Christ, dropping the word of a lifetime on this post
>>128774602
18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
>>128774707
It takes less than 10 seconds to copy colour and pencil over the (you) to continue playing pretend. Why would you do this?
imagine being an animeposter
>>128774428
I want to impregnate them too
>>128775067
sure thing m8
>>128773834
Reminder that megaman was the cowadooty of it's era: an okay game from a popular genre that got successful so they kept shitting them out until everyone was not just sick of them but the entire type of game they represented.
>>128775228
Out
>>128773610
um zero doesnt use a buster??
>>128775228
Fiction: qt traps
Fact: anorexic manlets
>>128774428
got dam thats a good list
>>128776036
>im into bears
faggots and trannies OUT
>>128776329
>srg is so gay it's more likely somone who isn't into traps is into bears than an actual womaN
New GTA3 any% PB
>>128777741
grats
>>128775228
noir looks like maisie williams
>>128775228
fw no new pics of missy
>>128777816
stop trying to make me dislike him
>>128777816
>>128777885
>>128777949
get the fuck out already /v/
>>128777741
gz bb
>>128778303
go back to reddit
>>128777741
i watched this run !
>>128772457
because they probably do.
>>128777741
Gz anon!
why aren't you getting yourself speedrunning?
>>128780587
I wish that I could be like the cool kid
>>128780587
Why?
Pyatters, please come to ESA.
If you are reading this please stream for all of us at /srg/.
I love you Pyatters.
>>128780587
i dont want to take a break from running my game to do some 12 hour shitrun
If I want a lot of WR's what system/games should I run? I want it to be as free as possible so I don't want anyone else playing them at all
>>128783642
NES and DS have the most shovelware you could run for easy WR.
>>128783642
PS1
dont bother with nintendo games
>>128783642
Neo-Geo, Atari Lynx, CD-i
>>128784006
*installs to ssd on ps2*
Chanzeux stream crash bandicoot
>>128782724
Fuck off Cronikeys.
Reminder, Cronikeys removed all the donation fags from the /srg/ stream list but insisted on keeping Pyatters just because of his 'legacy' (lol?) and 'keeping Pyatters off the list is whack'
>>128784587
This is hilarious how butthurt Pyatters and Henjoness are. Does anybody care about the /srg/ list on speedrun tv other than them? Baby penis is in tears over not being on the /srg/ team.
>>128784587
this post was made by cronikeys. fuck off cronikeys
>>128784971
>jew talking about purity control
is it happening?
>>128784971
Yarumasi is such a gigantic faggot, holy shit.
>>128785212
he's just mad he's not on the team because he's a try-hard faggot
>>128784971
Everyone I dislike in one image
Fuck them all. Surprisingly squid is on the right side of this argument.
>>128785354
he doesn't have to be such a prick though.
>hurr le stay mad
>>128785354
You're surprised Squid is pandering to /srg/? Really?
im streaming
>>128785770
Who are you?
Is everyone from /srg/ dead these days
bring back the oldbois
duke, bill, pyatters, pykn, and grav
>>128785976
Dead or became non /srg/
>>128785976
no they were just removed from the list because squid's fucking croni
>>128785976
I'm not really dedicated to speedrunning, it's just something I do once in a while for fun. Hate me for that if you want.
>>128784971
Pyatters is fake as hell, keep that loser out.
>>128785976
a new generation is rising
>>128784971
lmfao. based fucking squid, everyone else on this image is an absolute faggot
>>128786308
More like sleeping, this general is ded as hell
>>128785817
just some random
>>128785512
>>128785739
I started the crusade, I'm not pandering to anyone
>>128780587
Is duckfist actually RLM Mike from the past??
>>128786583
is this true https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/687400178458988546
>>128786070
ive been here since the beginning friend, idk why tho this thread is some shit
>>128786583
fuck off. you're the reason no one wants anything to do with /srg/ anymore.
>>128786780
No, but SHE probably wishes it was
>>128786938
>SHE
>>128786892
Keep crying donation fag, you've been removed from the list for good reason. I only fight for justice
>>128786276
Can anyone find that gay ass "happy new years /srg/" pyatters wrote on new years? who does that? i have never seen someone write in female handwriting to appease a general before
who is the most underrated srg boi?
>>128787196
croni
>>128787138
He writes like that in an attempt to play the role of the general 'trap' even though I'm pretty sure everyone here is sound enough to not thirst over that type of shit.
>>128787084
why not just remove everyone but squid? since that's obviously where these crusades come from, the fact that squid can't stand anyone taking attention from him.
>>128787196
me me ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>128787245
I can't help but feel disgusted by that behavior. It's attention whoring and nothing else. Fuck Pyatters.
>>128787261
That's not even true you wet eyed donation fag, the crusade was literally only about donation fags. There's no way you can even spin it to be like this.
>>128787261
to remove squid first we need to take down his queen
lmao /srg/ is so i n s a n e
bring back dickoaks list
>>128787371
this would make sense but I actually got removed and I have only ever taken one donation in my life, from a friend, so this cliquey attitude is targeting people who aren't even involved
>>128787476
with trihex, geoff, and go1den?
>>128787401
I don't know why you'd try to remove someone who is fighting for the greater good. You must be a donation fag, a fake female speedrunner or black.
>>128787476
Yeah, Trihex, Geoff and Gob1lin were good representatives of /srg/'s current state of speedrunning.
Kill yourself.
>>128787505
If you had a donation button, you got removed, that's how it was.
>>128787505
Cry some more butt baby
>>128787305dievil
>>128787505
cronikeys loves tearing communities apart and squid is such a selfish asshole, he's willing to go along with it as long as the attention stays on him.
>>128787545
>>128787610
its still better than removing good runners from the list because muh purity
how can this community stand together if you let squid literally run the mentality of who is allowed to be involved with something? and who the heck even uses that site in the first place? I don't quite understand where this drama is coming from nor why anyone cares. At the end of the day we're supporting each other and we know who each other are, so
what's bad about donations?
i dont speedrun btw
>>128787545
>>128787610
All 3 are undeniably based
>>128787761
Only Pyatters cares about being removed from some shitty Cronikeys site. Dude would kill himself if all of /srg/ ever turned on him. Fag needs his hugbox to survive.
>>128787665
i get this impression too. why the fuck would you even care what people do with their streams unless you had something to gain from it?
>>128787761
what community?
>>128787665
It has absolutely nothing to do with attention and she didn't even know it was me posting about it, it was purely about donation fags. Keep crying.
>>128787686
Donation fags can be good runners, but I feel like having /srg/ represent those kind of runners is wrong. Feel free to disagree and argue why /srg/ should promote donation fags.
>>128787761
Translation: I am a donation fag / I donate to a streamer on Twitch.tv, AKA I am a massive faggot.
>>128787920
wording this desu
http://www.twitch tv/jakuzure_nonon
>>128788020
>de pretend hotline newboi
Kill yourself.
>>128787665
>cronikeys loves tearing communities
this is the opposite of true. we need her now more than ever
>>128787920
the best part is a lot of serg still visits me and I was removed from this literal who site. im always going to be a boy here at heart :~)
>>128787920
the argument doesnt matter because it comes down to an opinion and the person who does the stream list has a different one.
honestly it doesnt matter what srg represents though
>>128788119
haha what
>>128788174
That's great, and there's nothing wrong with that, but having an /srg/ list represent donation fags is wrong, IN MY OPINION.
>>128788162
Stop whiteknighting you fucking fag.
>>128787920
YOU don't represent /srg/ you fucking faggot. where did this ego come from? your worthless world records you have in games that no one cares about?
go ahead and call me a donationfag and tell me to stay, since that's your best defense. a lot of the "le non-pure" speedrunners were here before you and set up marathons that YOU participated in. now that you got a couple of viewers, you think you're some kind of leader but all you do is agitate people and cause drama. just fucking stream your speedgame and stop trying to tear everyone apart over your own personal agenda.
>>128788174
as it should be, just because they disagree with your practices doesn't mean they hate you
>>128788282
this is the most reasonable thing you've said yet, why didn't you just start off like this? (the first reply)
>>128787895
>>128788174
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/683926833448931328
>>128788306
oh boyy
>>128787781
>what's bad about donations?
the person complaining is not receiving the money
>>128788384
>140k users
>people will think this is because of srg and not because it lists actual worthwhile runners to watch
>making money is bad
>donations are bad
lmao i'm literally laughing
grow up /srg/
>>128788306
>all you do is agitate people
this needs to stop its just annoying at this point
stop trying to fuck with everyone
>>128788306
When did I claim I represent /srg/? I literally voiced my opinion and people agreed with it. Not once did I give my identity during the crusade. Every other point you bought up is 100% irrelevant to the topic at hand. I've been here from basically the start, I've only joined in with SRG5 and even then I was against the donations, but I didn't let it stop me from joining, because that would just be autistic. Not once have I ever claimed to be a leader. Not once have I ever caused pointless drama or done any of the shit you're crying about. You are nuts, my babe.
>>128788382
I always try to be as reasonable as possible. If you're one of the people who assume that some posts are me then I don't know what to tell you.
>>128788543
more like degeneracy is bad
>>128788543
>making money is bad
No one says that
>making money is bad
Begging for money from teenagers is pathetic, yes. Some people have no shame at all.
>>128787781
because enabling donations leads to more gimmicks that ultimately detract from the actual speedrun
example: shitwix setting up scare sounds that killed runs
the fuck list are you all complaining about people being removed from?
>>128788616
honestly just get a trip at this point, otherwise most people will not know whos who and PLEASE do not go on a rant about something relative to trips bad etc etc its just a name field on a website
The only people who don't side with croni are enemies of croni, and they are all faggots.
>>128788119
>de pretend hotline newboi
what does that even mean
>>128788785
some website trannykeys made
>>128788796
I've replied to like 3 posts, I'd never get a trip because I'm not a fucking fag. (they're for absolute faggots by the way.)
>>128788871
>two replies to the same post from the same person
You've exposed yourself.
>>128788767
you can accept donations without selling out
>>128788384
d*ng 140k users just to get around 4chan's twitch link filtering.
his name is hotline cutie
>>128788616
>Not once did I give my identity during the crusade.
as if you have to. you go out of your way to let it be known that you are mr. king purity in every post you make shitting on others.
>Every other point you bought up is 100% irrelevant to the topic at hand
no, it's all 100% on topic you dumb shit.
> I've been here from basically the start, I've only joined in with SRG5 and even then I was against the donations, but I didn't let it stop me from joining, because that would just be autistic.
so you're okay with donations as long as you benefit in some way from them, right?
>Not once have I ever claimed to be a leader.
sure.
>Not once have I ever caused pointless drama or done any of the shit you're crying about.
lmao sure.
>>128788968
>de "d-don't assume posts are me while i assume posts are you!"
>>128788968
i assumed everyone would have already known they were from the same person
i was wondering what he meant
>>128788949
she's not even a tranny is she?
>>128789082
If you assume ever pure post is me then I take that as a compliment.
Everything else in your post is irrelevant / not worth replying to because it's dumb and I don't care about it.
What's wrong with getting free money out of idiots? As long as you don't suck their cocks on cam and voice about it, what's the big deal?
The hobby was already destroyed by selling out already, how can you fear selling out when it's already a sellout hobby?
I'd like an honest opinion.
To think, i used to spend endless hours arguing about the same inane shit i see ITT today...
I just aint got the time to post, let alone read this shit anymore. Feels good, man.
>>128789194
this is what happens when squid can't use his circular arguments or deflections to get out of giving a response.
>>128789313
There's nothing wrong with it. I'd take donations if I could make a lot of money from it, but I wouldn't want to be represented on the /srg/ list. >>128789082
>>128789313
I don't like 'sellout' culture, but I think donations are perfectly acceptable. If someone is using the large chunk of their time to do runs they probably do deserve money for the effort.
>>128789313
>>128789313
https://ask.fm/Cronikeys/answers/127578181398
>>128789368
See
>>128789371
Hopefully this answers whatever you're crying about.
>>128789313
it's squid being a bitch boy. he wants as little people on the srg team as possible.
>>128789313
because that ruins it further, you just admitted it yourself
>>128789313
What's that white stuff on your tiddies, anime?
>>128789530
No, I just don't think donation fags should be represented on the /srg/ list. I've stated this so many times, I don't know why you babies keep crying about making out I said anything but this.
fw you don't know if squid is actually your friend because he spends so much time shitting on everyone else around him
>>128789497
>I also personally don't like the idea of accepting donations. I feel like it's taking advantage of people who are too young to appreciate the value of a dollar or lonely people hoping to buy friendship/validation. I would rather see that money put toward a good cause.
is this fucking idiot aware a lot of speedrunning donations are from 18+ people?
i think im going to take a break from speedrunning
it seems like the only way you can not be trash talked here is if you circlejerk
>>128789660
I'm not shitting on anyone, what are you talking about? I don't have anything against people who accept donations.
>>128789675
>this beta has donated
>>128789630
I had a donation button up once to raise for an event, nothing really came of it and I took it down immediately and I was removed. I think you are making a blanket decision here
>>128789847
That's fair enough, but it's still donation fagging. If you actually had information up about that at the time then I would of assumed that it would of been taken into consideration.
>>128789414
except you're guaranteed to make no money at all unless you conform to all the cancer tactics donationfags use
that spare change being thrown at pure runners encourage them to sellout, which is already a widespread phenomenon, new runners genuinely believe they have to do all this in order to "become" speedrunners:
-facecam
-have a donation link
-read chat at all times
-entertain viewers instead of speedrunning
>>128789950
>would of
>would of
why do people like this guy?
reminder that /srg/ doesnt have an agenda
you can do what you want
>noobest streaming dsouls
is this a dream
>>128789729
don't stop speedrunning. stop paying attention to this thread. i agree, it's pretty shitty how everyone is always trashing each other unironically but a sole few are untouchable. even duke_bilgewater didn't hold this sort of tyranny over us.
but don't stop doing what you like because of it mayn
>>128789975
>-entertain viewers instead of speedrunning
are you sure you're referring to speedrunners here though? I feel like most runners even that take donations don't do this, or they do it to close out a stream
>>128790048
>washed up ex-wobbler does poor attempts of a shitty game
maybe a bad dream lol
>>128790063
droppin a big word on this one. only idiots and stream monsters pay attention or care about this kind of shit
>>128790094
it's favoritism, plain and simple.
on an anonymous imageboard.
in other words, this general is done and gone the way of every other general.
>>128790028
>de typing error
Nice argument my mate, I might be retarded but my points are still as hard as my penis atm
>>128790267
>de
oh its you again
yeah i don't think i like this place anymore either.
>>128790406
I never left.
>>128789975
can we agree that only pure men and women can speedgame? none of that impure riffraff pretending to be the other
>>128790458
ya i think im done with the cronikey/squid clique. seeya never fags
>>128790471
>de i didnt understand the post
do you always say that?
>grindxmonkey mad that paypal doesn't accept bananas yet
>>128790458
don't let the door smack your cute bum on the way out :3c
>>128790094
it's what speedrunning has become to the outside world, if every new runner follows this dogma of sellout speedrunner = real speedrunner then that's how it's gonna stay
anyway all that has already happened so you can disregard my post
listen fags. /srg/ is still going not because of any dumb /srg/ related reason. it's still going because of one simple 4chan related reasons: it gets replies.
that's it, you stupid fuckers. it's still alive because you fucks reply to the thread. the only generals that die off are the ones that get so dead that barely anyone is in there and they keep falling off page 10.
so if you want /srg/ to die, stop fucking posting here.
>>128769219
>Ask a legit question
>Get memed on
>>128790576
SAVAGE
>>128790594
fuck off cuteheadcrab
>>128790594
fuck you, i never said i was leaving.
>>128790576
tfw I love bananas and would probably suck your own
>>128790752
>letting a few people squat /srg/
no s+q
>>128790752
it's not that easy, especially for those of us that have been here from the start. we all grew close and now we have the queen of mental illness and some delusional monkey trying to come in and ruin it just because squid literally doesn't want anyone else here.
stevewontleave
>>128791298
Not even true.
>>128791298
ok now tell what it is exactly that squid does that makes you feel unwelcome here
because all I've seen is wanting speedruns to be about speedrunning and little else than that
>tfw just wanted to be accepted and make friends but people force a meme about me and won't stop
>>128791570
fuck OFF chibi
>>128791510
It's just a non-speedrunning donation fag that's crying. Otherwise they'd have nothing to cry about.
Your top 5 speedrun streamers
Go
>>128791709
I'm not chibi
>>128791863
fuck off. i hate all of you.
>>128790759
Yah GDQ isnt the least bit speedrun related
>>128791913
cute lil m_
>>128791863
1. cavemandcj
streams ps1 games
isnt an autist
perfect mix of personality and gameplay
>>128791863
witwix
caleb
other caleb
summit1g
trihex
>>128791957
m_ doesn't hate anyone here because the m_ stands for masochist_
>>128791957
not me_
>>128791510
he just wont stop crying and acting like a chimp child on twitter
>>128791863
pie
usedpizza
witwix
yarumasi
clintstevens
>>128792057
what does that mean?
>>128792123
who gives a fuck about somebody's twitter on /srg/? take your drama elsewhere
>>128792123
except nothing like that has ever been posted and you're a mad donation fag
>>128792268
>saying this when squid is shitposting like a monkey going bananas in the thread
fuck off
>>128792364
is this truly the only deflection you're going to use today? eek ook!
>>128792265
it meansbend over
>>128792265
Everyone hates you and wishes you were dead.
ACtually no one would even care if you were dead.
I would like to know who started the hotline cutie being headcrabs alt meme
>>128792394
still not a good reason to cry about your donationfag butt hurting here
>>128792421
Nice argument baby boipeacing out for tonight sleep well
nice thread drama
>>128792425
>>128792543
i'm finished now, thanks :)
>>128792718
sleep tight monkey. sweet ook eek tonight
>>128791298
Who is >we?
