Get you'r self speedrunned
>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago, IL, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
- Game Submissions close on January 22nd: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dNcrenGEbrx92Q3Yl8lXOSYqOtCbGzOagivHWCREl5M/viewform?c=0&w=1
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
- Game Submissions close on January 17th. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J8rtX3MUOWnQGbfinv-u0D9xNmCvjjwFZ4VdaqJc8CU/viewform
MWSF:
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/mwspeedcrew
ESA:
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon
>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/agdq2016_budget_overview_20.html#agdq2016_budget_overview_20
reminder that AGDQ is over and they still haven't posted a proper budget
I think clint's sudden rise in popularity is giving him a big head. He's becoming a lot more preachy about other streamers not giving him the "respect he deserves".
>>128635786
wouldn't it be called expenses? and where did they promise one?
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
>>128635935
Had to quit watching him recently tbqh, he's more of a regular twitch streamer than speedrunner. Would prefer if he was taken off SRLs front page too so other people could snag some of them viewers
reminder that even though they don't' speedrun anymore, witwix and probro are STILL our bois
slayerofbabies more like slayerofmyheart
>>128636792
Fuck off. They were never our bois and they never will be.
>>128636791
His progress is admirable but I do believe most of the viewers are there because he's attractive. He's a goddamn textbook example of the halo effect. It's quite sad.
He couldn't be saved, but we will always have our memories
>>128636923
dawg they're our bois, but fuccbois like you killed their interest. you're an embarassment to our scene
>>128637572
Okay, you can stop baiting now
>>128637561
He ain't that great to be honest. He was always a fruity, lisping fuck.
Reminder that Pie always has been, and always will be our boy.
>>128637561
sgdq 2013 was the pinnacle of marathons
great runs
great runners
great bonus stream
great atmosphere
emphasis on community instead charity
and some solid memes came out of it to boot
>>128638012
didn't mean to quote
agdq 2013 was great too
Stop copy pasting this retarded nonsense. Your desperate pining after "the good old days" is pathetic.
>>128638230
I'm sure you still pine for the days when your dad fucked you in the ass, we all have our nostalgia, senpai
>>128638012
essentias house was pretty comfy too
>>128638012
essentias house was pretty comfy too
>>128639598
i want to live inside her thighs
Can we take a vote that this isn't even a General anymore?
>>128640014
what is it then?
>>128640173
Something that should not exist
lol ded general, fucking all the 15 year olds are sleeping
gay as fuck
top kek post your pepes now before srg becomes deder
Everyone spam BARK EleGiggle
>>128640197
true
>agdq shitposting
>de nostalgia
>talking about malos/ari
has this general done anything new since 2014?
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
how aspie are y'all?
>>128640539
we didn't talk about cosmo's penis this much
Bark bark bark bark bark bark see do this guys, man, I wish this place was as fun during agdq my gf sent me a link here and it was really funny like 3 days ago
>>128640736
Funny post man, bark bark bark bark bark to you too! Happy speed running :)
What kind of sensible speedtalk could there even be here that wouldnt be better to just have a private convo about?
>>128641159
promoting your twitch stream in hopes of boosting viewership and getting partner
>>128641159
speedrunning is dead
people i like:
chibi
cavemandcj
trihex
OUR boi witwix pocketing thousands of dollars in his pocket instead of learning how to speedrun Earthbound
I wouldn't want to learn a shitty 2d game either. OUR boi
So how bout that new smb record
>>128643150
story?
>>128643305
We have a straggler from AGDQ trying to bait people with the "witwix is our boi" meme.
Unless you mean his story, basically Witwix got his chat to donate thousands of dollars under the promise that he'd play Earthbound. He never played Earthbound.
>>128636061
Reminder that this post was unironic
>>128644415
thanks for the late response!
>>128642019
Good taste
Add almolicious to the list and you have me
>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
>tfw keep implementing harder strats into a run and havent finished a single one yet
>>128636923
Damn.....he BTFO SRG
Literally our boi
I am being entirely sincere when I say that I have zero respect for anyebody who spends hours a day playing the same game over and over to try and beat it slightly faster than has been done before.
Think of the skills that could have been learned in that time, the laguages learned, hours worked, friends socialised with.
Instead they choose to sit inside all day like a child refusing to join society as mature adults.
>>128645790
word
>>128645790
dropping a word on this
>>128645790
mhm
>>128645790
S T A Y T R U E
Imagine spending over a year hate posting about someone every single day, dedicating hours of your life to it all because you are jealous of the attention they get from a tranny.
i'm pretty sure that anime is dead. i have never seen her conscious
>>128646108
can we bring back the rating our bois meme?
sxrx -10
>>128635935
Respect what? He hasn't come up with any strats and he's seven fucking minutes behind zfg.
>>128646859
Lebron James - 10
>>128647096
thanks for the late response!
>>128647096
You don't 'come up' with strats, you discover them, and seeing as how ZFG has been no lifing the game for years it's not surprising that a lot of the easy tondiscover strats have already been found.
Someone take the OoT any % record so that autist with a lisp shits his pants
>>128647741
>strat development doesn't take creativity
typical grind monkey
>>128647803
>strat development
Listen to yourself, it's playing video games, it isn't a deep art.
>>128647860
yeah man, I mean come on, its a fucking GAME.
just push random buttons till you win lol
>>128636923
why does witwix thinks he's relevant to srg? he doesnt even speedrun
>>128648521
- a stream monster trying to act smart
>>128649708
thanks for the late response!
>>128649708
people still mention him
same with tri and others
>>128649830
>>128649708
As long as weewee and tricuck are alive they'll always be our bois and we'll talk about them.
>>128649987
>de we
>>128649725
- a grind monkey trying to compensate for the fact that he's never found anything for himself or even knows his game at a high level, just mindlessly executing what other people tell him to
*resets for 8 hours straight without finishing a run*
that was a good warm-up, but now it's time to get serious!
Why would anyone think pie or witwix are "our bois"? Is it because they signed into #vg a few times? As if a srl irc chat named after a board on 4chan has any significance to the 4chan speedrunning containment general
good morning /srg/
>>128650335
stop using "/srg/" this is a repeating thread ie a general not a board
>>128650292
grindmonkeys are cute
>>128650292
grindxmonkey...
why are grindmonkeys bad and what is the alternative to being one
>>128650638
quit speedrunning but stick around the community acting like u know shit
>>128650638
grind monkeys simply copy exactly what others have done without contributing anything or even having an understanding of their game. grind monkeys do not push the time down and only seek glory through meaningless ~~~world records~~~. they are leeches and should be put down. the alternative is to be a speedrunner
>>128650326
cfb and crab forcing
About a blast from speedrunning drama's past?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXy_X4QqjM
Let's say for SGDQ they don't read off donater comments--
Would the donations not made because they don't get to put in a message vs the number of notations made in support of the comment ban be in the former's favor or the latters'?
>>128650030
grind monkey is a bad meme and you are a shitter he doesn't contribute or even speedrun. consider yourself owned and head back to >>>/2015/
>>128650848
>i am a 2nd/3rd place tier goon who cannot compete and i got btfo in my speedgame by a superior runner
y-you're not a speedrunner if you're the best!!! *ignores contributions* i am the real speedrunner! *polishes bronze medal
tfw none of your boys are streaming
>>128651567
>>128651681
t. exposed butt baby grind monkey
>>128651567
>>128651681
>getting this rump ravaged by banter on an anonymous anime imageboard
>being so insecure over your own ability to play vidya you have to defend your e cred on an anonymous anime imageboard
>>128651763
oh shit i still need to finish s2
>oh hey Giradam's streaming
>no save+quit
why
someone toss me another good stream to watch
death to ALL grind monkeys
>>128652302
>watching zelda in the first place
>>128651793
>>128651859
>i-its just a prank bro!! i was just pretending to be retarded xD
>>128652492
eek eek ook!
damn. i actually like witwix? he's our boi
>>128652492
Nice straw man faggot. Grind monkies are degenerate, get over it instead of being triggered whenever someone mentions it in the thread.
>>128652302
>why
Can't run any% now that SVA has exposed him.
can i be part of this community
>>128653179
you have to stream with boner cam one time before you can join
getting back into speedrunning, which of my speedgames should I focus on?
SOTN
FFVI
SM
>>128654081
not final fantasy
>>128654081
pick up something else
>>128654081
FF7
>grind monkeys know what they are so they get ultra triggered whenever you mention it
delicious ooks
>>128654081
SOTN I wanna see Romscout play more because of you
>>128654081
FFVI
>>128654298
why not?
>>128654339
like what?
>>128654771
nah, that's too long
>>128654985
sadly I do not have a 360 anymore so my times would never be competitive, even if I got good
>>128654081
Quake
>going to sub to Big Jon with name MassingUp
Wish me luck boys
>>128655174
Hate the Shitbox 3shitty
>>128655296
>feelio when you own PS1 version of SotN and the fastest PS2 model but not a 360
didnt get to see much of that last event
got any highlight video kind of stuff for me to watch?
*half presses A button*
>>128653068
>dayyy grind monkehh xD
>fucking monkies
>ies
That fact that you even try to act like this is a real thing makes you an absolute joke. It's literally only a thing that a handful of people here bait each other about, only a thing here because it's a stream monster thing.
>>128655579
i think you mean
*releases A button*
>>128655642
no it's a half a press watch the video retard!!
>>128655690
Literally watch the video, it explains it fir idiots like yourself
>>128655845
thats what I JUST SAID
*half presses a button*
>>128655579
>tfw some people are legitimately too stupid to realize what he meant
*two thirds presses a button*
>puts button in ess position (or 1/16 of 1 press)
*flicks finger across button just to make noise with the controller*
*presses button down twice before releasing*
it's a double press but not the same as pressing then releasing two times
*presses A in a previous stage and keeps holding it to get multiple stars*
*pretends to press buttons despite streaming a pre-recorded video*
*rubs the side of the B button a bit*
>>128656062
hmm who could be behind this post?
>>128644448
*responds late*
i might consider it!
*gets cucked*
*is the cucker*
>>128658625
>>128659461
How do I get good at my speedrunning game of choice?
why is speedrunning so i n s a n e?
insane hobby for i n s a n e people
>>128659738
protein shakes
>>128659738
Grinding
>>128659738
http://pastebin.com/NFKhPBGn
>>128660851
thank you i read all of it
>>128660851
you know what the next step is /srg/
history always repeats itself
Reminder that the all bosses run of Bloodborne literally has 10 minutes of loading screens.
>this is what sonyggers consider to be a good speedrun
A grind monkey takes your WR after contributing nothing to the route, what do you do?
>>128662361
transition to a woman
SOMEBODY
>>128662361
cry on /srg/
>>128662361
fuck his gf
>>128662361
do a run with new strats after the monkey has dropped the game
>>128662361
Chop my dick off
>>128662439
hehehe
>>128662361
watch anime
>>128662361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCV0pHjtxes
>>128663428
this is like something trihex would play on stream before shill maker came out
Remember BigNig? I miss 2013
>>128637561
what happened? he died?
remember when teh urn XD was just the run?
>>128665547
mike 'sigler' nigler
Remember Mike W. Uyama? I miss 2013.
fw you're favorite cosy streamer hasn't been online since october
Does anyone run soldier of fortune on unfair difficulty?
>>128665957
too soon
>>128638012
That was AGDQ
Smash is the superior hobby and it ain't even close dontcha know
>>128665986
Who is he anon?
>>128667427
I hope no one good streams now during genesis times
>>128667465
Nothing good can come from me name dropping.
GDQ is a stream genetically engineerd to appeal to ignspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophisication who laud meme commentary, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme running with a good game pandering reddit tier meta next console "by games for gamers" sensibilities and a meme casual game aesthetic. This is a sideshow at best and will rightfully ruin mike uyamas career.
fw you're no one's favorite streamer
>>128670364
having a favorite streamer is a pretty gay thing honestly
>>128668469
How so?
Why cosmo why
Kill me.
>>128670073
tfw a guy who sits around playing marvel heroes and jerking off to his sarah palin lookalike avatar has a bigger career than you ever will
My boy. This peace is what all true warriors strive for
>>128672294
>cosmo
Who?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
I just got my hand on a CD-i and a few games, will it be free WR's running games on the CD-i?
reminder that witwix is STILL our boi, and you should check him out!
>tfw you're REALLY thirst for a new speedrundrama video
come on retro....
witwix is such a god gamer, like, have you seen him play guitar hero, boshy or maro maker? absolute beast, top-tier god
>>128677682
i love the way retro says "chibi"
it's so funny
>>128677682
nice selfpost cyberfag
TMR is now using cheat codes for his NES challenge lmao.
>>128678050
>watching TMR
>>128678532
>watching speedruns
>>128677682
now that my 90 seconds are up im gonna have to word this 1
tho, 2 be fair, there is actually a deceent backlog of speedrundrama videos to watch that I have not yet seen
i'm not autistic!
i'm awwtistic! ;3c
can someone explain to me what the 12 hour challenge thing is?
>>128680903
content for meme voice's album
>>128680903
You take Gobl1n's dick in your ass for 12 hours straight.
>>128680903
Who has time for it? You throw a day of work off away because you want to learn a video game? Gay.
who /coooooold/ here?
>>128680903
kill yourself in 12 hours
>>128681910
>speedrun community
>work
>>128681910
because you know...maybe most people are off on weekends?
>>128682147
fw I have never and will never financially support a streamer or marathon
>>128683345
youre not special, idiot anime
>>128683345
shouldn't you girls get to class?
>>128683345
love live a shit
>>128683345
fuck off tony
>>128683475
It's saturday silly buns
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 01 [720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/PC5jMzP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 01 [720p].webm")
>>128683345
>tfw
>>128684494
umm..
>>128684494
>already saturday
japs OUT
>>128684630
>japs out of the japanese "anonymous" anime imageboard
>>128677682
When the fuck is our boi retro going to deliver?
>>128684625
>>128684630
>tfw post marathon blues
>>128685246
lol
>>128685235
Translate it weebs
>tfw watching vods
>>128685246
>tfw agdq-flu
>>128685415
fresh outta hecks
>>128685501
i hope it's aids.
>no schoool on saturday
>japs out
Japan has school on saturday though, don't be tricked by the australians.
>>128685415
"i want to be cummed inside my loli pussy"
>>128685625
That's possible, but not from agdq. Wouldn't be caught dead getting rogered up my harris by any speedautists
>>128685625
sj......
>This room is in subscribers only mode. To talk, purchase a channel subscription at narcissawright
No wonder he is hemorrhaging followers
>>128686035
>he
Delete this
>genetics don't exist
He literally changed his name to a variant of narcissus, don't fall for his vain attempt to get more attention.
>>128686108
Would you prefer she, or it?
Why not link them all together and make it: SHIt
Yes, that works.
>>128686357
>he
>his
FUCKING DELETE THIS
He can't delete his XY chromosomes, even if he lops his dick off and cuts a permanent wound for dickings.
>>128686357
Why couldn't it have been Jennifer or some shit? Why go super attention whoring snowflake
Rhetorical question obviously
>>128686529
>b-but muh 1 in a trillion actual biological woman with male chromosones argument
>>128685235
nyanpasu
>>128684564
2DPD hairy ass lady
>tfw daddy gives you cummies before speed practice
what other games are like MM
>>128688465
MM2
>>128688465
Hold right and spam jump/shoot simulation?
Most 2D platformers
>>128688465
OoT
Our boi retro bringing us the juicy speedgossip once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMIMXyPIXj4
turok dino any$
http://www.speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
Hi someone namedrop me please it makes me feel noticed
>>128690259
*drops name*
oops! heehee! :3c
>>128688921
fuck off retro
>>128689105
*opens stream*
>monkey noises
*closes stream*
>>128688686
>>128688705
>>128688843
no like the routing and timing is hard as fuck because it's not just "do x fast xd" it's "do x fast within a fuck ton of constraints"
im eating a burrito after i am finished i am going to learn the route for my speed game completely and i will maybe stream later
>>128692531
update: I cooked two burritos i am eating the second one now
who does lurk look so smug guys?
>>128692531
>>128692818
pls post your grommr so I can stay up to date with your progress
>>128693098
srry, the guy ive been impersonating for the past 8 years found out and made me delete it
>>128693098
haha
im done eating now
>>128693014
because he's using facerig with one of the default live2d models like every other retard that uses it
>>128693446
>lurk is animemeing too
Who's next?
>>128693446
nyanpasu
Another vid from our boi retro. This time, cyber goes head to head with the moderator!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX_8tVYOd64
Making speedrunning great again lads. Keep it up
>>128693908
fuck off retro
>>128695109
guess again mofakka
>>128693785
dumb animeNEETs
