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>>128726190
First for Callie.
1st for Past
>>128726265
she's just amazing in every single way
BINGO
Dad game.
Off to a good start Pastbros
who killed marie?
He's gonna take you back to the Past...
>Plaza filled with Futures
>Taking forever to find a Past opponent
This is going to be a letdown for Marie again isnt it?
At least I already won a couple.
>>128726626
Marie did.
>>128726673
To prove his team's shitty and sucks ass.
where's that weapon roll image
>chose future last minute
>first game takes forever to match us with a past tea m
>my team is nothing but shitters, other team elite level gods
i feel sick to my stomach, just knowing that im losing this splatfest from the get-go takes all the fun out of it
>>128726682
>>128726786
Don't believe the Pastfags lies.
>>128726848
I thought Naughtyfags were lyig about Nice's popularity. They weren't.
First game was a mirror future match, with both teams having squibs. Not good
so...which team is having mirror matches so far?
team past theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M
>>128726190
Not a bad OP, OP.Is it really worth triggering the discordfags again?
>>128726190
>https://splatoon.ink/ink
What is this sorcery?
>>128726720
I want to suck Marie's ass.
>spawncamp Future
>They never leave
>this goes on for 3 games now
RIP MARIE
>>128727138
Would she like that?
Who /onlyCallie/ here?
>>128726626
team past with the splat roller in the piranha pit
>Luna bro and me destroying Futurefags
PSA: Plug in your headphones to the jack on your pad, mute the TV and experience Splatoon like you probably had before!
>PSA: Plug in your headphones to the jack on your pad, mute the TV and experience Splatoon like you probably had before!
PSA: Plug in your headphones to the jack on your pad, mute the TV and experience Splatoon like you probably had before!
>>128727387
You mean like no other squid girls, or no other girls period?
>>128727034
past
>>128727347
I hope that she wouldn't just like it, but would force me to do it.
>>128727347
>Fox tail behind Callie
>Tanuki tail behind Marie
Oh now I get it
>Start right off the bat with a real solid team
>We lose once by 0.2
>com error
Come on, just because we lose once doesn't mean the team is going to shit
Come on, just because we lose once doesn't mean the team is gone to shit
>>128727534
gay
>every game is a one sided stomp
Somebody remind me what the fun part of splatfest is again?
>>128727451
Neat.
>>128726848
im sorry, but with how these games are going with how bad the players on my team are vs how good the others team players are, theres no way future is winning. unless all the children on team past wake up tomorrow and ruin it for the good players on right now
>>128727451
I literally just tried this because im trying to keep my tv quiet, and its actually upping my game a bit. I can hear every squid squishing around.
>>128727387
I'm /goodchoices/
I like this lobby.
STOP DESTROYING FUTURE TEAMSleave something for me guys
>>128726786
I'm glad I went with my brain instead of my gut this Splatfest.
Wanted to go to the Future but Marie just does not win the Splatfests.
>>128727567
Marie has big balls?
>>128727476
If I were some super stronk, super intelligent, super wealthy, super elite Humboldt Squid; then yes.
Callie deserves no less.
>3 future mirror matches in a row
I want to die. Why the fuck did I try to believe in Marie?
>>128727628
This is every splat fest ever. You play with a bunch of laggy C ranked children your team and keep going until you get matched up with a dream team to easily rank up to King/Queen
>>128727745
Team Red Fox and Green Tanuki.
But probably.
I NEED
TO BE RAPED
BY MARIE
>all these low levels
>Some guy on team future named [BR]Lulz
Meme team
>>128727606
this is the pain of siding with marie.. should have fucking known better
>>128727451
>directional sound is much more clear
OH FUUUUUUUCK
>>128727034
https://i.imgur.com/s0HvFjp.jpg
goodnight callie
>>128727902
But... then it's not rape.
>google long island iced tea from a guy in the last thread
>had everything besides lemon juice and sugar syrup
>use pancake syrup instead and used lime juice
>delicious as fuck and strong as fuck
Oh my fuckling god
>>128727138
I want to suck out her prolapsed anus.
>>128728034
>https://i.imgur.com/s0HvFjp.jpg
>>128728094
Goodnight anon
>>128728034
The future is looking grim...
time to pull a samurai jack.
>>128727984
I'm winning, but I'd rather just be playing ranked. I mostly just play for the snails.
Picked Past this time. Never going with Marie after the 9/11 tier awful that was Planes.
Reminder that Port is garbage btw
Having fun so far?
>ALL THESE FUCKING CONNECTION ERRORS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>128728034
>posting image links on an image board instead of just posting the image
Is Translator anon/cumonCalliestentacles guy here yet?
Won every single match so far.
I am truly sorry for all you Futurebros.
Any pastbros had mirrors yet?
>Futurefag caught between an inkstrike and my bomb rush
>he jumps off bridge
>>128728341
I'm having fun and I'm not even US. These threads are always awesome during the Splatfests.
>>128728440
nah we got this
GG team past, no doubt you're gonna win this time
>>128728440
Nope, 1 more win until defender
>entire plaza pastkids
>entire thread pastfags
then why the fuck am I only getting future v. future battles
>>128728676
Wait, what determines who wins again?
>>128728440
Yeah totally.
>>128728778
Because there are more Futurekids than anons?
>>128728389
I was just about to head off to bed
I'd prefer you to not call me by both, though, unless you somehow managed to find an image of cumming on Callie's tentacles that needs translatingI can hopeif you're that drawfriend i already responded to your art last thread, it's absolutely wonderful.
is there a way to reset which team your on? i dont care if it breaks the game
>>128728795
Win rate. Popularity is barely a factor anymore. A while back some anon explained something about splatfests and the probability of good players on each team. Someone might have a pasta of it.
>>128728163
you disgust me
>>128728440
Nope. Future is doa
>>128728795
In my opinion, the team who gets mirrors is the one who usually loses, since the population bonus is S H I T compared to the Battles Won bonus ever since the early splatfests
>>128728894
>Popularity is barely a factor anymore
More popular = instant loss
Loss loss loss loss loss
>>128728881
Switch accounts and start with a new squid.
>Team Future cause I really want Marie to win
>My team never left our spawn in Pit
>Goes on in different matches
Why must Marie always be failed by Squibs?
>>128728440
Nope, already Defender
>>128728879
Nah, I just wanted to make sure you'd seen it because they did do a great job.
But here's another target ring for ya.If you bid it, I shan't refer to you as both again
WHO /DEFENDER/?
I went with my heart and picked Marie, should have gone with my dick and picked Callie.
Well only 100 odd matched to get to max rank, hopefully I can get that in a few hours and cry myself to sleep with 18 snails.
>89.2% to 9%
BLAST FROM THE PAST
>>128728979
I worded that wrong. That's the only way in WHICH it's a factor because of the fact that the more popular team will have shittier players who play longer, and as both teams shed good players throughout the day things turn out worse for the more popular team.
>have had about 2-3 mirrors as Futurebro
>still won every match
>the closest match I had from ANY team was even a mirror
Shit, I don't know. I usually lose a couple when the team really sucks, but this has been relatively stress-free so far.
>>128729179
PAST DEFENDER NIGGERS
>>128729179
Reporting in. Futurefags are making this a breeze.
these are the laggiest fucks around
i'm returning this lan adapter
>>128729081
the whole reason i want to win splatfest is for the snails though
>>128728894
I seriously don't get 6x bonus for wins. 4 was fine enough already. Marie will literally never win again.
>>128729148
you're too good to me, anon.
>>128728440
Nope, just matched up with a friend and we're stomping on futurefags.
>>128729193
>Heart
>Marie
>Dick
>Callie
Well that's completely backwards. Marie is the sexy one, Callie's the sweetheart.
>>128729179
8 wins a row. Might be my quickest trip to king yet.
Which one of you is Cake Farts?
>woomy when I first started the game
>almost a year later now spaghetti
what happened?
Ooh lost my first one of the night.
Feeling less guilty now
>>128729179
Just hit Past Defender
>>128729179
its not even a fair fight anymore
Who here is on a winstreak?
This is just sad.
>First five matches, can already tell that Future is going to lose
>Whatever, I've got enough snails for now, not really fazed by th
>The 10+ matches that followed have all ended in connection errors
what the fuck man
>all these past squibs
>Marie is going to win the first SF of the new year
I can't do it anymore
>>128729292
Oh, it's possible, they just have to give her the less popular topic and she'll insta-win.
Why the fuck Ninty thought 6x win bonus was a good idea is beyond me.
>>128729179
BROTHER
Fuck the Future, who doesn't want to see the Egyptians and learn how Greek Fire was made?
>>128729608
Because losing not because your opponents won more games, but because you had more opponents, is silly.
They should just remove popularity from the equation.
>level 14
>level 12
>vs 3 level 50s
EU splatfest when
>>128729573
>Marie is going to win
What a great fucking night for my console to decide it doesn't want to turn on anymore.
Sorry, Callie
>Those fucking grill noises if you stand right behind it
Jesus christ, spyke
>>128729573
Honestly I don't even think it's the choices anymore. People just really like voting for marie lol.
>>128729086
You mean kids? Christ. This is another unpopularity contest. Whoever at NoA is deciding this shit needs to get fucked.
>>128729086
baka, if you wanted marie to win you shouldve chosen callie like me to make her more popular
>>128729813
There's still a long time to go anon, you can pick up those wins tomorrow once the rest of the Pastfags have given up.
>first splatfest off work
>"oh wow this looks nice, I'm going to have a lot of fun!"
>team future
>>128729986
There's no way I'll resolve this in less than a day, I can't even tell if the cord is fucked or if the console is dead or what.
This is my first time playing this pharana map thing
do the moving platforms count as turf to ink for the final score?
Oh good.
>tfw EU
>Never find a non-Jap opponent
>>128729993
Same.
The night maps and plaza are cool though.
I wish Night Maps were part of rotation.
>>128730207
yep
>>128729179
>Tfw finding a dream team in Future
shame we're going to lose anyways
>>128730207
yes but it only counts whats on top when the match ends I think
>future kicking my teams shit first 60 seconds
>pastbros man up and push them back to spawn
>>128729753
Ahh, I understand where you're coming from. I think popularity, in theory, is a nice buffer most of the time since the more popular team has, historically, almost always had worse players than the other team.
>>128730310
Nate, Pablo, Samir?
>>128730310
IRON MAN FOLGORE
Just imagine tomorrow morning when all the kids wake up.
Anybody feel like posting what Piranha Pit looks like at night?
>>128729608
Because Squid VS Octopus happened. And Japs actually cared.
How many ranks are between Defender and King?
>1003p
>on the losing team
I love Team Past.
>camping future squibs at spawn with splatty shot jr
Should I feel bad?
>>128730382
nah different team
i picked future. should i give up already and accept defeat because im getting nowhere and they keep teaming me up with retarded low levels and i keep battling future teams
Does being the only defender in a group of fangirls and fiends mean I'm doing bad?
>>128730514
Defender->Champion->King
>>128730448
can't right now, but i'll get you some screenshots when i'm done recording
>>128730589
>Throw a Suction Bomb Rush around their spawn
>Shoot over all the ink they fire back
>Throw another Suction Bomb Rush around their spawn
>>128730589
I know that feel bro. Legit staring to feel like an asshole bullying all these future squibs
its just so frustrating. how is it possible that somehow all the bad players choose the same sf choice without fail? i just went 14/3 with 1200 points, and lost. there were times when i took out 3 or even the whole opposing team, and my teammates were at already painted parts of the map inking walls and teeny tiny missed spots. none of teams push, all of them run INTO the enemy fire, they hang out around the base and then do a shit job protecting it.
and ive been on the winning sides of all of the splatfests except transformers, maries team ALWAYS plays like this. i never realized how frustrating it is to be on a team like this, i was too busy mowing through them
>>128730828
>>128730589
>future squibs
how? they bought the game
>triple krill enemy Past team with suction bomb
>teammate sits in the corner shooting, goes 0-6
>we lose to a guy named Swag Nug
Fuck. This. Fest.
>>128728225
It's over! Future is finished!
>Future Dream team already
>Defender status super fast
>one game we get dominated hard
>team stayed together
>22/50 Defender
>comm error
I feel good.
>one person disconnects
>another sits in spawn as soon as they take the middle part of kelp
is this going to be a recurring theme for past
If she got her wish, would she want to stay, or would she eventually go back?
Hosting squads again!
All non-burgers, weapons and ranks welcome. Best rotation currently happening!
NNID IAMUSORRY
>fukin juan goes 14-2 with his laggy ass self
>on my team
oh hell yes
>>128730828
Same. Though I've lost like two or three matches so at least they're not all completely squibs.
>>128731136
Wait, what? You can host squads during Splatfest?
>>128730648
Thank you friend.
>>128730929
https://youtu.be/kh9PYtmVybU?t=29
>>128731165
Only loss I've had is with an AFK on my side, and some retarded teammates.
>>128731136
what rotation are we missing?
>>128731270
He's not Murrican m8
>>128731270
Come on think about it, I know you can figure it out!
>>128731270
Yes, splatfests are regional. All squids outside of burgerland are unaffected by it.
>>128731127
Naturally she'd go back. You'd have to make it a one-nighter. If she's gone for too long Marie would kill herself.
>tfw teamed up with 3 level 50s
>never leave after we wreck past fags
>>128731358
>>128731370
>>128731376
Dunno, I am burgerman, it's not typical for me to think anyone exists outside my country.
>>128731330
Rainmaker warehouse/triggerfish, just started.
I actually feel like they should give you a squad option to Squad up during fests. It would make things at least less frustrating and more competitive for the popular team with squibs.
>>128729753
This. Popularity should still be listed, but factoring it into wins makes no sense. If they really wanted to still have it be a factor, they could have it be a separate category that awards a smaller amount of snails.
>>128730929
team future
Forgot how sore my index finger gets after using the Nozzlenose after a while.
Hope I don't wear down the ZR button
>see the map has shitloads more enemy ink than our team
>close my eyes and stare at the floor in shame
>AHH AHH AHH AHH - WOOOOO
wat
I HATE callie
I hate her stupid face
I hate her faggot fans
I'm going to KILL callie
Post records
13W-1L ~ Team Past
>>128731714
: ^)
>>128731714
hey FUCK YOU. i ought to punch you dead in your fuckin jaw
>>128731714
Go to bed Marie
>>128731714
Nigger she would kick your ass.
who /connection error/
splatoon is literally the only game that shits the bed when i try to play online on any device
>>128731782
0W-0L ~ Team not US
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU'RE AT 15 FLAGS
SUCK IT FUTURE
FUCK CALLIE
man theres at least one laggy pastfag every game
>>128731974
dont talk shit about my girlfriend faggot
>>128731974
Gladly, where can I sign up?
>>128731782
16W~2L
Past
Both losses were from DCs tho
Feels good
>going back to shit OP format
great job idiot
>87.7% ink covered
get rekt future fags
>>128730589
Whatever wins you the game. If you decided you were playing too mean and let them out, they might run rampant and cause you to lose at the last second.
Step it up, Future. 25/50 Past Defender without a single loss so far.
>>128731854
>lose 3 games in a row with teammates in the single digit levels
>Finally paired with lvl 30, 40, and 50
>Fuck yes, a Dream Team maybe?
>/comm error/
I don't know how much of this I can take anymore.
>>128732116
I don't see a problem andI made the last three; what's the issue?
Damn it, can't I change the future?
>>128731782
Why do I keep getting paired with past shitters then?
>people ITT literally bragging about beating little kids
wow
>>128732186
lol
>>128732246
We must save the Past, to change the Future!
>>128732186
you are the worst kind of person really
>>128732309
>hes thinking about little kids getting hit
found the sick pedo
i cant understand...in the future, you can just CREATE the dinosaurs
Still 2 spots open! Come on EU!
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>128732309
But these are the real nigga hours in burgerland...
Futurefags, explain yourselves
>tfw have to take breaks to ice my hand because i fucked my thumb earlier today
Still winning hella matches for team past though
>Team future
>Teammates:
>Josh
>Ayden
>Noah
Fucking kill me now
>>128732371
Well, this was never really about time travel. It's just one big Waifu War. Every Splatfest is just one big disgusting Waifu War.
>loop around Dome at least three times, covering up all I can see and don't get splatted once
>we still lose because my team isn't covering shit
I hate Dome.
>>128732472
What level is Josh
>match with a friend
>get 2 retards who refuse to leave
>they consistently get 0-1 kills
>keep losing because of them
Why can't I just search in a squad? It took us so long just to find each other the first time.
>leave my team of shitty level 30s
>get a team of level 15s
...
>>128732356
fuck you, the past doesn't need any saving right now
>>128732309
>1:30 AM
>kids
Stay mad
>>128732641
you can join people on your friend's list in splatfest, how?
>>128732674
>friday night
eh
>>128731969
I'm not liking all this Past shitflinging. That's what Nicefags did last Splatfest on the first day, and look how that turned out for them. You fags better wake up first thing in the morning and keep up the Past domination.
who chap here?
>>128732572
In a game filled to the brim with nothing but cute girls, would you really want it any other way?
>>128732572
And every time, it's proven that Calliefags are the most skilled.
>>128732472
Why wouldn't you name your Mii after yourself?
>>128732674
Wouldn't your faggot ass stay up of there was a Splatfest going on?
>>128732927
Why WOULD you?
>>128732701
Searching at the same time and ejecting the disc when you don't find each other.
>>128732606
>get steamrolled by Past team
>they spend the whole round spawncamping us
>at the end their entire team squidbags us
Past confirmed for dickwads
>>128732826
>/r
thanks for the results fag
>>128732714
>i'm not liking the bantz
/champions/ of the past, report in.
Futurefags should have opened up a history book, they know this was coming.
>>128732572
well in that case, i picked the wrong team. fuckat least callies winning (´･ω･`)
>>128733013
Because it's your Mii?
What's your Mii's name? XxScopeMaster420xX?
>>128732819
>picking the less popular option, not the one you like or your waifu
>"more skilled"
You may not be a callie but you are a FAG
>>128733127
CHAMPION HERE
>>128732819
>Skilled
Your shitty side has fucking hackers on it. I can pinpoint three fucking people using aim bot right now.
>>128732826
At least post a good body
How do I get better at Splatoon besides grinding good fundamentals
Any tips for a Tentaket Splattershot user?
>>128733259
mad
>>128733143
>not picking your waifus team no matter what
I had to abandon my principles and side with the obviously inferior Past choice, but it was worth it to stick with Callie.
why
i hate everything
fuck splatfest
WINEBABY
>>128733275
use the suction bomb more.
>>128733259
>aim bots on Wii U
>>128733259
>players from the past
>hackers
>getting orally buttfucked
>team puts it into maximum overdrive in the last 30 seconds for the win
>>128733036
Your past is just coming back to haunt you, anon.
>winning by .1% because I drew a penis in front of the opposing team's spawn with kraken last second
I wish I was good enough to carry harder. I'm sorry Marie.
>>128733408
We're not FROM the past, we want to GO to the pastto a time when hacker scumbags didn't exist. And We'll do anything to get there. Even hack.
>>128733192
I'm a Calliefag and hell I've been on Marie's side more then Callie's
>>128733447
>>128733371
Same
>level 9 on my team
>enemy ranges from 30 to 2 50s
On what planet is this acceptable
>>128733474
I know the feeling anon.
I'm pretty shit, I feel like I'm the one people are carrying.
>>128733259
Why is bullying aeromemers so satisfying?
>have to use more than two hands to count the times I've won with more than 70% of map covered
How the fuck could Future be this bad
Did you all make a mutual pact to play one-handed or something
