game is rng edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed] [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed] [Open]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
dunk yourself
atleast link it faggot
why didnt the image crop
file saving is rng too appearently
Anime will make America great again!
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>be bad
>watch anime
>be watching anime
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/687995913072173056
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/687979074870996992
top bantz
>be bad
>watch anime
>life passes me by
>mention I watch anime in social settings
>people recoil in disgust
>stay bad
>get old
>keep watching anime to escape my failure
>>128660510
if a mod sees this, feel free to delete op file
didn't mean to avatarfag, only wanted the weapon drop to show
>>128661021
dust yourself
>>128661021
dump yourself
Hi /csgog/ !! ~ am i kawaii desu senpai ~??? ^__^
>>128661120
kek
>>128661067dust is aweful
why is it dota?? where isthe conter strike? where is my giaurdian and zoos and edgard`??
>>128661120
jw_gf.jpg
>>128661021
drop yourself
1.6fag here, jesus christ what happened to cs?
>>128661120
Average Japanese girl.
>>128661265
what are advertisements
>>128661120
>we wuz japs
>>128661213
the dotards are trying to countercuck us for rl strangling the dota fag
>turn on csgo stream 150 000 viewers this gonna be nice
>it looks like ass like a top down shooter or some shit
>they removed the mp5 from the game
ummm gotards?
>>128661265
Skins, betting. It is better to move and shoot now too, and some pistols are better than rifles.
>>128661367
#true
>>128661120
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>128661517
Bullying is bad.
>>128661265
>1.6
More like 1.6/10
>>128661568
bully yourself
>>128661570
More like 16/10.
Umm I got placed in DMG on this new ranking stuff, how far away am I'm from being global?
>>128661746
dmg is top ~15%
ge is top ~1%
>>128660881
What did Nahaz even say?
Whatcha listening to right now? I'm listening to anime music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FldSSS2CBwk&list=PLvlw_ICcAI4fShFuH9p4ugLuv75jyDjbu&index=28
>>128662251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE
>>128662308
metal yourself
Why are redditors so fucking retarded?
>>128661746
if dmg is walking to your fridge then global is running a marathon
>>128662436
reddit yourself
>>128662436
They don't watch enough anime. Watching anime creates new synapses in your brain.
>>128662493
dmg yourself
>>128662546
brain yourself
>>128661982
https://mobile.twitter.com/NahazDota/status/688004618161418240
>>128662675
>mobile
phone yourself
>I apologize on behalf of my gender.
>>128661708
>shit movement
>shit crosshair
>rng
>OP awp
Umm??
>>128662546
now that you say it, makes sense
>>128662394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRsNZarFGxA
>>128662765
question yourself
>>128662765
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
uhhhhhhhhhhhh...
........
where can i get safe hacks
>>128662675
I don't like dota but I watched mafia and Nahaz seems like a nice guy.
>match was supposed to start at 1700
>now it's 1818
>dotards
fuck those gay ass nigger cuck and the analyst slut
>you will never play comfy competitive with american banter
>you only get paired with non english slav kids with shitty mics
WHY WASNT I BORN AMERICAN
>>128662986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcYB9ceiAiY
>>128663224
>comfy
>>128663178
The csgo analyst assumed a dota match lasts 30 minutes.
How can people play MOBAS?
I mean, literally, HOW?
It's just some shitty 2D-like (yes, only 2 axis) game with stupid shit running around.
Even n64 was superior to that with the 3D games. At least play World of Warcraft or some shit where you can jump and fly baka
>>128663263
tear yourself
>>128663320
fly yourself
>>128663320
dry yourself
>>128663263
that was extremely normal and not worth sharing
>>128662765
the fact that it punishes you for jumping makes it way better actually and bhopping was better
xhair isnt shit but its meh at best
>implying go isnt more rng
the movement speed while scoped wasn't op
>>128663283
neck me
>>128663320
>2D-like (yes, only 2 axis)
It literally isn't. Dota is 3d isometric.
>>128663447
then check out this EPIC flickshot
>its a tornmonster episode
>>128663568
>Isometric projection is a method for visually representing three-dimensional objects in two dimensions
>it's an endless eight episode
>>128662675
god nahaz is a huge faggot
i can't wait till he tries to make good on coming into CS and no one likes him. Deman pt2
>>128663695
>a monitor is two dimensional
mind = reddit
>>128662986
gamerfood
>>128663674
I know I've had a lot of filler episodes but the finale is coming don't worry
>>128663695
It's 3d. You can go into a third person mode by pressing "i". It's called showcase mode.
>>128663610
>that font
Caleb?
>>128663695
literally every game is projected in two dimensions
>>128663842
oh man wasn't that badass?
should i play hitman 2 or halo 1
someone respond to this post when the next game starts ty
>>128663918Katie?
>>128664021
huh, hacks can give you higher fov?
goddamnit, why is valve so scared to leave 90 fov
>>128664230
yeah
no idea why valve doesnt uncap it, would give less advantage to cheaters and many pros play low fov anyways
>>128664230
>>128664350
but you can change fov in the console???
>>128663958
>this pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih53Nb34vbM&index=6&list=PLvlw_ICcAI4dT5siJAyQJag9_-T_X5VT_
pica pica gotards
>make new sick meme
>force it
>people start using it
ayy thanks
>>128664864
ey bubba calm down
>>128664864
ayy lmao
>>128664230
in the beta there was no view punch while firing and unlimited fov
cs players demanded they change both
literally
>>128664920
ayy magog
>get really mad
>push both headset sites against each other really hard a few times
>sound is completely fucked
>cracks and there's no bass in right side
fuck..... Heat of the moment I'm a fucking retard
>>128665261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIn4L7hUmUI
>>128665261
>Being an aspergers child
>>128665261
>getting mad at a video game
Come on m8
>>128665261
You're the reason Trump wants to ban the internet.
>>128665261
we all know that feel bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-KpMRkS7LQ
Who /genki/ here?
https://a.pomf.cat/behbgi.ogg
How many hours a week do you guys spend practicing flashes/smokes/molotovs?
I spend about 2-3 hours a week desu
>>128665760
0 because I'm not autistic.
>>128665652
What tibetan stone script is this from?
>>128665760
0
I'm GE
>>128665760
You learn them once and that's it
>>128665609
that guy was in my wow guild btw
>>128665760
I used to spend around that long but now I know bread and butter ones I find I use and I keep forgetting the niche ones in the heat of the moment
I know nades for executes on all the maps now though, including reserves
>>128665336
Man, this is just sad. He's trying so hard for attention.
>>128665760
I just look at a Youtube vid and learn it in a few minutes. Isn't that what most pros do?
>>128666087
Most pros are awful at nades though
>>128665903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC4RY2nIIW0
Don't get spoiled kouhai.
Hey guys, teach me some dank csgo lingo
>>128665760
I practice my smokes on the fly
>two hours delay
ugh, dotards?
>>128666573
Mature answer, /v/eddit.
>>128666212
I hate these chickens. Scrawny little birds. Just feathers and bones.
>>128666742
HELLO
HOW ARE YOU DOING REDDIT?
EVERYTHING GOOD REDDIT?
HI THERE REDDIT
Let's be honest, /csgog/ is the /tv/ of /vg/.
wow thorin literally burned down the city of /r/dota with a few tweets
what a god. how is one game populated with worse people than csgo?
>>128660510
why do CS players have the shittiest taste in electronic music?
ayy tuning in and they're playing prince
pretty based
>>128667062
popularity has to do more with what the majority likes, not the quality of things
ex: CoD being mediocre but fun and easy, most popular game series ever
>>128667062
Please post some links, senpai.
>>128667094
Try this senpai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wevh2d7nTUY
there is literally no way slavs got the usage rights for Prince and MIssy Elliot songs BasedSlav
I play both Dota 2 and CSGO, why is the CSGO community so hostile to Dota 2's?
>/csgog/
>>128667332
we have guns >:D
>>128663753
haha
you shouldn't make jokes kids!!!!!!!!!
aggravated assault is serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>128667332
Because dota2 is more popular, has a larger prizepool and is more relevant.
>>128667384
it would be the other way around have you seen the average scrawny little moba player or how alpha fps players are
>>128667239
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/413pfv/stay_classy_csgo/
this entire thread
>>128667332
We're aggravated due to all the dotards shitposting in /csgog/.
>>128667384
i-im swedish but im not that cute :(
>>128667439
damn dotards are some low t betas
>>128667332
? we're ok with /d2g/ and have had memes with them, but we don't support the faggotization of esports reddit is pushing.
COULD THEY START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY FUCKING IDIOT BELARUS IDIOT FUCKS
I just got to work, is it time to call everyone a Reddit tourney fag? This general is so much cozier when there is no tourney on...
pic is now daily reminder
>>128667446
Even in csgo's starladder twitch chat was fuck dota spam when both streams were giving each other match views in between games
>>128667239
why do cs weebs have the shittiest taste in electronic music?
I would be salty too if Valve didn't give a shit about my game and released updates like that revolver one.
>>128667771
nice kike
So how is our cute boy going to do?
whens the next operation guise?
>i dont know him by his slave game
rofl
why can i hear sadokist
>we've already bitted nv and tsm
>bitted
>BITTED
???????
>>128667439
getting this mad over someone tweeting
reddit was a mistake
>>128667963
our guy off to a hot start
>Most important DotA2/CSGO tournament of this month
>Less viewers than weekly LoL games
Yikes!
stop posting about the "pro scene" noone gives a shit.
it's the qt slav girl
why is people barely fluent interviewing top tier english speakers so funny? shes like oh fuck what is he saying
>>128668104
*Weekly bot games.
>>128667439
Thanks I got cancer from that. One of the things I hate the most in this world is busybodies who have to police the way other people act and but in into everything. Loda's a big boy, he has to care for his cuck-child and monkey, I'm sure he can stand up for himself.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY A BRITISH GINGER AUTIST
DOTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>128668104
>getting cucked by Korean "men" winning everything
uhhh Lolbabbies??
>>128668104
>important
>sla'vi - whocares
>>128668104
>lol we have more viewbots than you xD
>>128668358
LEL
>>128668104
It's funny how much Riot viewbots twitch numbers. Even when nobody popular is streaming and no tournament is going on they somehow always have over 100k viewers.
With pages of small streamers with 5k viewers
So is our cute boy about to tear up some Ukrainian autists?
>>128667963
slave name you fucking cheetoh eating slob.
>>128668695
this better be a 3 mapper tbqh
what the fuck is this
why are they doing this
>>128668695
>cute
yeah nah
>>128668695
When monkeys fight slavs everybody wins.
>>128668828
If you were there it would be cool, it's obviously less dramatic watching on stream.
>>128668876
uhh gotards???
me on the right
thorin literally cant shut up
>>128668918
Cutest poster I've seen this year.
>>128669029follow me ;^)
http://cyber.sports.ru/tribuna/blogs/cybertv/873378.html?ext=xph
https://www.instagram.com/tonyapredko/
>>128668972
Some people like attention, learn to handle it.
>>128668918
horse face
>>128668972
>>128669080
Bullying is wrong.
>>128669080
rude
>>128668918
VLADA LOOKS LIKE VALENTINA NAPPI
GOD DAM
BRB GONNA BUST A NUT
>>128669156
your mouth not being around my dick is wrong
>>128669156
>>128669274
Maybe people would like to suck your dick if you weren't such a bully.
>>128668918
wouldn't swipe right out/10
>>128669319
that's not how it works, and you know that, cockslut
>>128668663
>The worlds largest game shouldn't get a lot of viewers during the only time the game is professionally streamed
t. you
>none of the navi players is from whatever country the tournament is at
>call it their home crowd
there's no "slav counry" and most slavs hate each other
>>128669319
if theres one thing that I learned from lurking /lgbt/ its that gays want to suck the dicks of people who bully and abuse them
>>128669494
>most slavs hate each other
t. Perfidious Albion
>>128669494
>i have no clue what im talking about please rape my face
you
/d2g/ here
My game finished up and rolled into this
Who do I cheer for?
>oh yay semmler is casting!
>semmler isn't high
>oh no semmler is casting!
I want fun semmler back
>>128669737
The white ones.
>>128669737
you leave
/d2g/ here
dota > csgo
>>128669661
>>128669734
i have a few polack friends and they hate every country further to the east
>>128669854
Might as well, the game is pretty dead anyways
>>128669857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g_kgkIbDmk
>>128669854
ayyy
>>128669886
We aren't slavs though, we're wends
>>128669737
qkm are some danish fucks TSM 2.0
navi are the underdogs i guess and they have a cool awp player
so basically go play dota
>>128669857
mainstream sports channels are picking up csgo
including espn
meanwhile dota is a joke game for children and casuals designed to play on ipads
>>128669965
that bot movement though
>>128669886
>Poles hate Kazakhstan, Japan etc.
>>128669886
poles aren't slavs and have some pretty historically backed up reasons to hate literally every country around them
>>128670206
kek
>>128670281
>poles aren't slavs
Holy kek
if flamie doesn't tilt TQM is done for
why do i forget how to aim some days? i play at least 45 mins a day sens is 2.46
>>128670281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavs
>>128670525
why the FUCK do people give sens with no dpi
if you want to give a single number give cm/360 kill yourself
Dota generates man children and weebs, csgo creates chill bros.
>>128670525
how much anime do you watch on an average day?
>>128670608
accurate
>>128670585
every non moron knows im talking about the default for good players, 400dpi
>>128670525
desu senpai, play a 10 minute valve dm, before every match, you will aim better, and it takes 10 minutes. Go for taps for that extra focus on aim.
>>128670608
All gamers are degenerates desu.
>>128670608
you don't want to trigger the d2g autists
>>128670608
>chill bros
have you even played this game
also flamie on point right now
>>128670774
there is no default dpi and now it also matters what your windows sens is, kill yourself
>>128670525
It just happens sometimes.
Make sure you have the same posture with your chair and arm. Also make sure you have the same amount of energy.
And most important, just DM until you get it back. Sometimes it takes more than 1 hours
>>128670417
they aren't they're poles, which is worse
>>128670776
>not using raw input
i really hope u drop dead nigger
>>128670608
I think it's because you actually have to talk in csgo, and when I played dota, people would barley say a word and when they did, they seemed very autistic.
>>128670935
I don't use a mic.
>>128670878
>>128670776
but somedays im a dm monster, just running around and murdering everyone, other days i have a sub 1 kd
i prefer ffa dm so i don't have to run around forever looking for frags
it really pisses me off, maybe its just in my head
>casters refuse to call device by his new nick
if that's not a testament to how shit it is then i don't know what is
>>128670920
uhh dude?
>>128670838
low rank detected
1.3 sensitivity
1200 dpi
How does my dpi compare with everyone else
>>128670935
csgo is a chad game
dota is either a casual game or a weeb/loser game
Tbh as long as you can turn 180 degrees by using your whole mouse mat you're good in terms of sensitivity
>>128671153
sry senpai meant it for >>128670873
Are they playing on the new patch?
>>128671265
What new patch?
>>128671126
generally if you use a lower sens, you also get more consistent
I usually play 2.3/400dpi but if I have a bad day, I just put it on 1.7, move like a bot but kill everything
>>128671165
a bit high but should be fine if you have god like dexterity
>>128671338
operation anime
>>128671265
if you mean new round timers than ya
>>128671260
raw input toggled isnt enough. it still scales by windows settings and the acceleration toggle. unless you use a rwinput.exe
>>128671338
With the nerfed R8 and old rifles.
>>128671387
The fact that s1mple is so good with high sensitivity proves that low sensitivity argument means nothing, just like 4:3 vs 16:9.
>>128671421
Do you think I should acclimate to a lower sensitivity? I'll probably keep 1200 dpi because 800 dpi with multiple monitors is tedious
>>128671462
Pretty sure it doesn't. If you turn raw input on ingame, then change your windows sens, it shouldn't change in game.
>>128671387
i went from 6 sens to 3 to 2.5 to 2.2 and back to ~2.5 (all at 400dpi). the inconsistency is consistent ;-; (at 6 sens i was just shit though)
>>128671646
it does and it also has smoothing unless you use a rawinput.exe to disable everything
although its nice that you're "pretty sure" without having any knowledge about the subject
>>128671462
>>128671646
only on csgog... literally kill yourself
and using rawinput.exe ROFL nice job adding input lag stupid moron
do your fucking research
I don't think lower sens is better, it just allows more control over a tighter area on the screen
>>128671836
at low sens you can still do 180s by using your hand
t. converted wristfag
>>128671609
lowering my sens helped my game immensely but it's personal i guess
>>128671598
That pretty much proves nothing, nice man.
I just want to say, if you are a normal human being, all you need to do is DM a shit ton at a reasonable sense and you will get better. People who don't know why they aren't improving or think they don't have that natty talent are being tards. Just stopping jumping into your fucking mg match makes and spend days where you only dm and maybe play one real match make. You'll get better.
WHAT NOW DANES
WHAT NOW BETTERS
Guardian & pals raping tsm
>>128672038
Not knowing the TQM are going to lose dust and win the next two?
Step it up family.
is tqm the most overrated team of all time?
WHAT UP NOW DANES WOOOOOOOO
>>128671961
>Just stopping jumping into your fucking mg match makes and spend days where you only dm and maybe play one real match make.
>>128671961
Nothing you said argues my point. It's all a matter of preference.
>>128671598
s1mple has his off days as well.
he's currently switching res and crosshair like crazy in fpl, check the last broadcasts
the reason he always performs at lan and is consistent is because he always plays 800x600 there, which makes the mouse feel a lot more natural and therefor consistent.
A better example would of been Hiko, but since he's not using the meme resolution anymore he whiffs a few times as well
>>128671653
Try a different approach.
Are you a rifler? Hop on the recoil map and see with which sens you can control your bullets the best.
Are you an awper? Leave zoom_sens value on default (1) and fiddle around with the normal sens
>>128672124
fuck off duncan
