Harvey fag btfo
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Open]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
https://twitter.com/roaldvanbuuren/status/687469196263972865
>reddiors hate this man
Skdc is els, invert, twistzz, nifty, ocean
Method is just9n, ptr, silent3m, legija, gob b
Cloud 9 is n0thing, shroud, freakazoid, stewie2k, skadoodle
liquid is nitr0, elige, hiko, adren, s1mple
optic is rush, shahzam, stan, naf, daps
clg is tarik, hazed, cutler, jdm
col is frod, roca, sancz
Moe's team is Moe, ryx (trial), a2z, frozt, tck
what the fuck is going on, why was last thread deleted
>started first full time job
>haven't had time to watch CS or play it
>have'nt had any free time at all
Sigh I don't want to live like this, I can't imagine working more than 45-50 hours a week
>>128601690
A professional killer helping in a warzone
average esea user
>>128602040
Harveyfag so hyper butthurt over harvey finding out about him and spammed it to death
ibp will be getting unbanned next year so that valve can look like they're really nice guys who listen to the community and want to give ibp another chance, while still maintaining an image of their "integrity"
screenshot this post
>>128601957
>method are now a top 3 na team out of nowhere
>>128602393
Harvey found out about him?
>>128602410
it's more likely that swag gets a sex change (he already looks like a fuccboi) and reemerges into the scene with nobody recognizing him
>>128601957
why do you mention moe's team or method, they're worthless.
>>128601957
Nme is mainline, uber, relyks, lucky, koosta
Splyce is p_c, jasonrr, arya, davey, abe
Winterfox is lex, anger, flowsick, xp3, desi
Also the American minor is tomorrow and only has 7 teams in it
>>128602648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_yK8ipsscw
>go into casual in order to warmup for competitive
>get kicked because I'm not going knife only
Fuck these faggots
Where can i find the vods of the pro games from today
>I warmup for competitive
>>128602971
*braces for cringe*
>>128603117
the same place as always
>>128603272
I don't know the usual place
>>128603272
1/2 life television
>>128603207
*fucks your ass**
>>128602971
She looks legitimately scared tbqh
>>128603889
she probably doesnt know what 4chan is and thinks the guy meant she's in EVERY thread on all of 4chan
>>128602971
>>128603889
when will you guys realize nobody cares about this place.
why do you cause her worry spreading bullshit lies? theres no images of her in the OP and scaring her like this is fucking pointless bullshit lies. you didnt even specify the board nor the general, if she saw that you all were lying she wouldn't be so worried. when I meet her again I'll explain to her what this place is and why you all are lyin
>>128604394
fuck off
>>128604365
Shes probably aware of what 4chan is because one of harveyfags racemixing threads got 4000 up votes on reddit two days ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/40kai0/dad_meet_my_bf_tyreze/
>>128604394
Neck youself
>>128601957
>>128602818
where's clg red??
>500+ hours in ffa dm
>mute game sound, blast music
>great aim and sprays
>shit at judging where people are by footsteps
i think i fucked up
>>128604737
smdh i fucking hate reddit. fake ass niggas aint bout that life
>>128605149
Being in main rofl
>>128605297
you know they're going to Katowice right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y_5b1JsIs4
lol
>>128605375
I can't wait to make another thousand dollars off their skill, or lack thereof.
>>128605375
what are they going their for? white dick?
>>128605461
dis
gust
ing
>>128602971
>>128603889
I don't think it's fair for women to feel scared to be in the internet tbqh...
>>128605537
30k lan bro, how much lans you've been too?
>>128605550
why did you need to specify white dick
>>128605175
you dun goofedsame though desu
>>128605797
because poland is the whitest country in the world
>>128605780
Nigger I was scared when I got doxed but did anyone care then? nope.
>>128605461
canada
>kick out furry
>let in syrian refugee
>>128605953
but you're a white male though...
>>128605953
Going by who frequents this thread it's like 5-7 chances you doxxed yourself
Meanwhile harveyfag is still in denial about self doxing and steph is afraid of him.
is mamaschets.net undetected?
>>128606441
>steph
nigger both you and I know you're not on a first name basis with her so stop acting.
I got doxxed because an anime had an IP hacks and got my IP then my address
>>128606441
shesNot scared of me lol
>inb4 that dumbass video
Complete misunderstanding by poor wording of that anon.
>>128606818
I'm culter you dumbfuck. Here to lay down the law so you fags stop scaring my boo.
>>128607042
Absolute horseshit tbqh famalam
>>128606935
Here's a message straight from Steph: kill yourself. If I see you at any LAN she's at, you will be removed with possible police action taken.
>>128607042
If you are then tweet something on Twitter right now, doesn't even have to be related to csgog
Gotards...
>>128607243
Take a map off Fnatic before you talk to me, kid.
>>128607465
Here's a tweet for you: End it today.
>>128607416
how did you find csgog?
>>128607691
I'm 6'8 and 230 pounds of pure muscle, come at me anytime kid.
>>128607920
I'm asking HOW did you find this general? It was never mentioned to anyone and now you come out of nowhere? shit impersonation tbqh famalam
>>128607920
prove it
im tarik ama
>>128608123
post nipples
Why isNick Bunyunthe best CS:GO guy on Youtube
>>128608163
wtf no, and that's not a question
>>128608176
but that's notfailu
>>128608308
post nipples, noshirt_tv?
>>128608067
I googled "counterstrike 4chan" How secret do you think your club is?
>>128607926
Get real bro. I'm not Loda, I don't need to lay hands to ruin your life.
>>128608596
tweet something right now
>>128608596
i ruined your moms life by fucking her and not picking up when she called you fag
>>128608539
sub and maybe
>>128608698
Lol fucking hilarious, kid. Meanwhile I've literally fucked your waifu.
>>128608774
subbed ;)
>>128608774
subbed
>>128608895
>3d
>waifu
uhh... gotards?
>>128609029
taylzx
>>128607042
>>128607416
>>128607691
Let's see if this is actually true
>>128609407
anon, you have autism
>>128609407
csgog is ruining her life
Ok guys, Stephanie of CLG.Red here.
You guys are alright, I dig the counterstrike talk but talking about me is not cool. I'll be here for another 20 minutes because I have a cevo match if you have questions.
>>128609996
proof please
>>128610061
I tweeted three minutes ago.
>>128610140
now tweet again
say hello to magog
>>128609765
this.
if you guys keep posting her, our subreddit is going to get deleted.
Hey guys stewie2k here, just dropped in to say what's up.
>>128609996
who?
>>128610213
Uhh, what
>>128610295
Hey stewie! I'll log onto ESEA in a lil, wanna play some pigs later?
hey guys friberg from NiP here
ama
oh boy now reddit is taking over csgog
>>128610404
check dms stephen asap
>>128610404
tweet something retard
rain from imcute here :3
ask me anything!
>>128610641
should i join imcute?
>>128610641
are you cute
Moe Assad here from torqued
what the fuck is this website
>>128610641
post your big cock
>>128610641
you're an ugly gook
respectfully yours, /terag/
>>128610546
My names not stephan lol
>>128610554
I already did, I just finished our cevo game. It took me like 5mins to figure out how to post here haha.
>>128610695
are you cute?
>>128610718
yes <3
>>128609407
T R I C K E D T O D E A T H
>>128610641
WHY DID YOU LEAVE LLELELELELE FOR ANIME?
What do you do with your turtles csgog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYQA0H7sH4
>>128611068
That was real? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? HIS HE AUTISTIC??????
>>128610821
Post something on twitter to prove that it's you
rain again. i'm no longer answer questions.
thanks for participating <3
>>128611226
>IS HE AUTISTIC??????
Yes he also said he loves his mom more than he does his dad http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a41042/jeb-bush-i-love-my-mom-more-than-my-dad/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/jumpyjess/
TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>128611621
why should i care about this weeb and their suicide attempt? also why do i know this person's name?
>>128611621
>end it please
kek
gonna ask hazed to ban cutler from fpl for shitting up the thread
>>>>128609407
Someone tweet her >>128602971
>>128609407
>csg
>tru
>>128613558
U can only post 140 chars
>>128613638
It only takes one brain to post 140 characters, but you used no brain
>>128613638
Char? As in charcoal?
Fuck off
>>128611621
>mfw
>>128611621
>>128611946
>>128612018
>>128614018
thats sad, i knew them but I haven't talked to them in a long time
did they really kill themselves?
lol
>>128611621
am i supposed to know who this is
why did this post get so many (You)'s
how do you others know who this is
>>128610695
>>128610718
>>128610768
>>128610769
>>128611017
wasnt me tbqh family
>>128614867
it's some fat faggot who pretends to be a girl online and has lots of desperate autistic whiteknights
>>128614995
>fat faggot
how do you know that
>>128615049
i don't, its just a well educated guess
>>128614685
tricked to death
even her bf won't fight for her.
>>128614995
it's weird how pathetically other people often behave just for the slight chance to get some pussy
makes me glad i have super low libido
>>128614685
>ive never seen him pick a fight on the internet before
what a passive bitch tbqh famalam
did anything interesting happen during the nip game
lol hen1
steel rage inc
>>128614934
you're a big bully
>>128615291
probably not
LOL
>>128615442
missharvey really let herself go
>>128614934
actual rain here. both of those guys aren't me.
>>128615442
>hand on her waist
>shroud's hand is doing the bunny ears
SPOOKED
>>128615508
let herself get attractive
>>128614685
>misspiggy read my bait
topo keko
>>128615672
WHAT
>>128615672
>>128615828
someone is behind the girl.
>>128615442
shroud looks fucking dumb
>>128615913
say that to me online and and not to my face fucker and see what happens
new team:
FAS cat
GTR
JW
Shroud
Kennys
Who else?
>>128616020
I'm 6'8 and 240 pounds of pure muscle, come at me.
>>128616020
what will happen?
>>128616076
not him but lol @ u mate
>no body fat
lie
>>128616085
i'll offline you kid post steam
>>128615442
friendly reminder rain is the most qt female player, not miss piggy
>>128616290
kill yourself, missharvey is pure
>>128616263
plsno
i'd love to make missharvey my cs gf
imagine 16-0ing kids online just holding back the precum knowing you'd get to drain your balls while she deepthroats and swallows globules of your redbull fueled semen post match
christ this thread is shit during burger hours
>>128616529
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHE IS PURE, SHE IS PURE, FUCK YOU! SHE'S AN UNKISSED VIRGIN!
>>128616290
i want to fuck anime rain so much
who /g3x/ here
>>128616724
haha u mad?
>>128616916
kill yourself degenerate for even having those thoughts about csgog's girI
>all this hen1 drama past 48 hours
just fucking LOL
>>128616290
>>128616763
he's a manly chink m8
>>128617142
hello reddit
>>128617882
>NA FPL council going indepth to find out which GA players are trolling about not understanding english calls
Why is FPL so entertaining?
I want DaZeD to reveal his power level
>Had a scout named "White Supremacy"
>Supports and watches Trump videos on stream
>his last name is literally Marine
>stewie VS RYX
SEWAGE2k GETTING BTFO
>>128618420
>sewage2k: y-you called me a little faggot infront of 5k people
>god king ronnie "ryx" ronnie: shut up you frail gook shitskin subhuman twink fuckstick don't you have a pop quiz to study for?
>>128618649
>>128618420
wat streem
>>128618860
its over now and noone oddshotted it
dazed just checked to see if the fight continued on mumble offstream but he said it was over
>29 rounds
>9kills
it should auto hour ban after you do that bad so shitters get BTFO
>steel, ryx, tarik: what the fuck this site got hacked
>dazed: yo this knife is sick
>>128619319
>>128619705
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>>128619007
where's the vod, then?
just thorinposting
>>128619782
you can only get vods once he turns off stream so i guess like 3 hrs to go
Hey skin geeks how much do you think this is worth its well worn
>>128620275
There's this vod here, but it's for subs only. fucking jew
>>128620746
>it's pixels
>>128620780
its not in that vod senpai
>>128620746
there's too much gold for it to be a blue gem and there's too much blue for it to be a gold gem
it's worth market value
>>128619319
samefagging, maybe they could just auto ban bottom frag on a lose unless hes within Xpoints or in a premade also. just anything to clean up these shitters
never forget, our guy
>>128622580
>implying that wasn't a ploy to get people like you to keep watching him
see through the lies, senpai desu
>>128602971
get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
>>128622850
go away reddit
>>128622878
lol people still have this saved?
>>128622968
>>128623147
>no update
guys I think I'm ready to die in my sleep. do it tonight while I'm sleeping.
did thorin already get banned from slav ladder?
>>128624426
theyre slavs they wouldnt care if thorin started fucking pansy on stage
just as long as he doesnt do anything gay
>>128620746
Round 2 niggers, how much is this worth, this is the last one i promise.
>>128624751
it's worthless
you're worthless
i'm worthless
we're worthless
>>128624751
dunk me
>>128624751
how should I know?
no one has ever given prices for aks so I dont know why you think this is the place to ask
retard
>>128625201
Sorry brother this is like my first time here, the reddit thread on this is like a year old and I knew that people would reply if I posted here :-)
>>128624751
its worth double market price. don't settle for anything less anon. :)
>no operation
yo for real though I'm ready to die, kill me
>>128625460
>tfw just bought it for 20 bucks
just bought this mouse csgog, how fucked am i?
>>128626082
zowie are pretty good, was worried when I saw that ss logo and it looks like you got jewed on the mousepad
I subbed to someone on twitch for knife giveaways
>never win
jewd
>>128626082
flipped
>>128626146
lotteries are the tax on stupid people like you
>>128626243
Poorfag detected
>>128626225
>>128626082
what you should get is zowie's G-SR (or P-SR) mouse pad, this thing is great, much better than shitseries dust collector
>>128626361
poor people like you make up the vast majority of gamblers, wealthy people have no need for it and instead prefer getting returns on investments
>lose 1
>derank
>derank after every single loss
>now mg2 from smfc
WTF is this shit
>>128626406
i was thinking of an artisan hayate as my next mousemat purchase
>>128626082
>zowie ec1-a
sweet sweet palm grip plug and play goodnessif you bought the babyhands ec-2 dunk yourself
>>128626560
never tried the artisans
I know they have a lot of different flavors of surfaces
but the cushioning foam is more densely packed than the qck just like in these zowie ones
>>128626531
your welfare rank was taken away from you, shitty
>>128626830
its le fk1 gen2 (the one before the benq lineup)
>>128626920
they cost $$ too,, $40 or so
>>128627170
>they cost $$ too,, $40 or so
just get a zowie g-sr, it's 30 euro or 20 for the smaller p-sr
i've been shilling this pad to people in this thread for a while now and it's because I'm genuinely happy I bought one and even considering buying another one to have just in case they stop making these models for some reason
>>128626531
>deranked from smfc to lem
>now i win every game and stomp shitties
bruh ur lucky
i wish i was mg2 it would be hilarious
>havent played in months
>i fucking suck now
>mge
im going to dunk myself
>12.5 hours past 2 weeks
>going to be playing another season of open with my old teammates after having barely played since season 17
wow I really hope I am not too much of a burden
>havent played in months
>come back
>still have no rank
>continue enjoying high quality cs gameplay on community servers and faceit without thinking about rank
>queue for pug
>ringer
>queue for pug
>ringer
>queue for pug
>ringer
>queue for pug
>ringer
worth every penny
>>128630749
>3AM
Which knife should i get? budget 150 bucks
I dont want it to be too memey, except maybe in an ironic way like some rust coat gut knife or vanilla memeknife
>>128631701
blue steel, style to taste
>>128631701
Damascus steel bayonet
>>128631740
that's one option. I have also been thinking about damascus steel or vanilla m9
>>128631701
>buying skins
>have a great competitive pug, balanced teams, everyone communicating
>queue up again
>get matched with 2 griefers, a micspammer and a guy that always rushes mid with his knife out
sometimes I just feel like I'm being punished for having fun, fuck this game
>>128631701
>spending money on videogames for things that aren't just purchasing the game
noob
>>128631740
>>128631986
ur poor
>>128632168
>Being poor
I've spent $780 on skins so far
>>128632168
i unboxed st karambit slaughter and sold it on opskins
>>128632309
I wonder how people that are currently obsessed with skins will feel when the next version of CS gets announced, and obviously none of this shit is going to transfer over.
>>128632424
>next version of CS gets announced
lmao i bet u are waiting for runescape 2 too
>>128632424
>New CS
>Ever
Just like the new TF2 amirite
>>128632489
>>128632494
Well it's going to come out eventually
item dupping is going to crash the market by then anyway, enjoy your 50c dragonlores
>>128632424
I'm the guy you're replying to, if Valve does make another cs, they will add skins, they make a lot of money from retards gambling.
>>128631701
vanilla huntsman
if every skin cost the same amount, which skins would you use?
me:
awp graphite
m4 desert strike
ak black laminate or jetset
gut knife
p2k ivory
glock default
>>128633057
I think the howl is the only high tier skine that actually looks good, for the rest I usually prefer the cent skines
>>128633057
AWP Pit Viper
M4 Howl
AK Black Laminate
Bayonet Damascus Steel
P2000 Silver
Glock-18 Brass
>>128633057
>>128633167
also jetset is a god tier ak nice taste my friend
>>128633243
thank you very much
Is warowl our guy?
>>128633057
awp graphite
m4 paladin
ak red or black laminate or first class
default bayo or m9
p2k ocean
glock twilight or candy
>>128633613
if by our guy you mean reddits guy, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeOI7X45m-A
>>128633690
I thought freak was supposed to be the nice motivational guy that doesn't hate on anybody?
>>128633690
freakazoid is reddit as fuck
warowl is our guy
he said reddit is too toxic for him and doesnt go there because they bully him too much
>>128633613
Warowl is a cunt that has an extremely high opinion of himself and his videos are beyond moronic
so unless you're a silver suffering from downs, there's zero reason to watch his shitty content
>>128634219
>buying into online personas
are you serious anon, I bet you think pasha and ptr are good guys too, how gullible are you
>people actually think a next counterstrike will come out
there's no need, counter strike can just get updated until eternity
also look at :half life 3
>>128634946
yeah I'm sure there will be a sequel it just will be like 10 years from now
The fuck, I just clicked claim medal and got the red one, did I fuck up? How do i get the black one. What is this
>>128635048
you didn't get the the red medal, you got the white medal
you get the black medal by getting to rank 40 6 more times
Is Nick Bunyun our guy?
>>128635048
>>128635194
me with the purple medal
>>128635194
Oh, i get it now, each level 40 claim ranks it up a color
why is csgog so kc tire
>>128635391
yeah, but only for 2016 and then its a new medal for 2017 probably
the amount you need to play to get black is more than a full time job unless valve releases 3 operations this year which is looks like they probably wont considering how long they take now
What's a good big mouse pad for FPS games in general? Well, CS:GO in general?
A friend suggested the qck heavy steel series, but I would like to take your opinion, /csgog/
>>128635487
kc is for fags but we have like 5 ylil/int/ fags here
