/greeklove/ edition.
>FAQs & General Info (Updated November 8th, 2015)
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>/twg/ steam groups (MP battles on weekend, co-op anytime)
http://steamcommunity.com/group/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp
>Attila
TWC Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2105-Total-War-Attila-Modifications
Age of Charlemagne DLC -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNOy63UZXvM&feature=youtu.be
>Warhammer
Campaign Gameplay Walkthrough - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUWImJUZrU
Twelve Days of Festag - http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Twelve_Days_of_Festag
>Launcher Trick
Attila is an unoptimized mess, try this launcher fix to try and improve performance.
Launch Rome 2 then launch Attila instead from the Total War launcher. FPS can increase anywhere between 1 to 25.
Previous Thread: >>128359418
1st for nobody ever responds to people talking about M2TW why
FIRST FOR I WANT MY FUCKING NEW ATTILA FACTIONS ALREADY
CA YOU FUCKING PROMISED
CAN'T FIND THE IMAGE
>>128600875
third for page 10
Fourth for "this is how Hannibal stims when he gets tendies for din-din every Friday but mummy was too busy at work to go grocery shopping"
>>128602164
Why is he standing on what appears to be a sandwich
>>128602372
That's what mummy made him to try and feel better. He is showing contempt for her and her meals that aren't tendies.
6th for Ceasar Invictus
>>128601212
>M2TW
>>128600875
>>128602721
That's not accurate at all.
>>128602502
Hannibal didn't have enough Good Carthaginian Points (G.C. Points) to get tendies.
>>128600875
So what's the story with infantry tactics in Empire and Napoleon?
Why do you get Front rank, 3 rank fire then platoon fire in empire then go right back to first rank fire in Napoleon?
>>128602573
THIRTEEN!
>>128602907
As Hamilcar told him when he held him over the sacrificial pit, the only way to get GBP was to wipe Rome off the map.
>>128602721
sheer autism
>>128603093
Unfortunately, just as Hannibal was going to get his GBP and take out Rome, he went into a fit because his brother touched his stuff.
>>128602768
Probably written by the one fag from the CA forums who always whines that Greeks aren't mary sues in the game.
>>128602502
Are we still going on with the Hannibal was a mega-autist thing?
>>128603613
It's the best answer for understanding Hannibal, his tactics, and his reasoning.
>>128602915
Gotta have something on the research tree, otherwise there's less content
Not that it matters because TW games don't connect like you can with Paradox games
>>128603502
I heard he was really confused. He had to destroy Rome, but Carthaginians don't conquer, they turn people into subjects. He couldn't rationalize it so he spent ten years stimming through the Roman countryside until Scipio Africanus put him in time out.
>>128603613
Yeah, that can be an occasional dank meme. Just as long we try to ultimately keep it history-focused and not Pepe-posting
What if, perhaps, Hannibal was coming over the Alps?
>>128602915
CA said 3 rank fire was historically inaccurate by the Nappy era
>>128604128
Yeah and I suppose when he's with Antiochus he'll be in charge of some fleet instead of a land army where he belongs
>>128602915
Nappy used columns which were basically giant charging squares of men. They might've fired a couple of volleys but melee was where this formation excelled at.
Of course such a charge would be preceeded by mass battery with artillery.
>>128602915
I remember reading somewhere that kneel fire was the norm by that time but CA didn't implement that until FOTS.
>>128604620
That's Antiochus for ya!
> tfw when M2 now works on Mac
Yes I made a poor choice ages ago, but I'm stuck with it, but atleast M2 now works
Anyone got any non-modb links to third age? Modb has gone pants on headed retarded and arbitrarily blocks certain mods from being downloaded If your not a member
Wessex
>>128604620
>"Hey man I hate these Romans and I could really help you, I'm a level 8 general and I've got all my points into making a strong, inexpensive army so you could just put me in charge of some unit and I could easily pick up men quickly for low cost. And then I can send them on their merry way and start fighting R-"
"dO YuO LieK bOAtz. i mAkE u ADmiRaL"
>>128607214
You mean
>I-I like war...
>Please
"wUt?"
>Please war now
>my favorites are strategy and lines
"dO YuO LieK bOAtz. i mAkE u ADmiRaL"
>MMMMMMMMM!
>>128608158
If you've ever wanted to study any art history, look up Japonism. A great deal of the European art world went mad weeaboo in the latter half of the 1800s.
R
O
M
A
as someone who never had knowledge with the warhammer series before, will i enjoy it in Total War warhammer?
I prefer the historical games, and this is the first one that attempts something different like this.
>>128611838
INVICTA
>>128608002
I'm sure Hannibal got his tendies for being an Admiral.
I have literally been attacked by every Western European country as Portugal in the first 50 turns
Spain
France
England
Milan
Sicily
Scotland
Papal States
What the fuck man don't these assholes have actual neighbors to fight?
Bonus points to the Byzantines for showing up after a successful crusade to take Alexandria
BUT
>>128611934
Are you interested in a view of history inspired by Heavy Metal and genre fiction with fantasy?
>>128612204
>I WANT LINES! LINES CAN'T EXIST IN WATER! IT'S ALL FRICKING WRONG! AND I DOOOOOON'T LIIIIIIIKE FISH!
>>128611934
It'll be interesting to see the different tactics that you'll have to adapt to based on the forces you play. I hope magic and monsters don't completely rule the field and that its just about getting the biggest baddest thing on the field. and it still has its elements of strategy to it.
warhammer fantasy always has had a bit of historical parody to it so I think you'll enjoy it, especially if you start off as a human faction.
>>128613264
It's fish tendies, Hannibal. Just as good.
>>128613264
Though, it might have been possible to sufficiently bribe Hannibal with juvenemeals that all come with Pastati wax doll toys.
>>128613561
NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo~ Fish is gross! Everyone eats honeyed grain rations for the rest of the campaign!
CA ripped Charlemagne's design DIRECTLY from Osprey.
>>128613792
see
>>128613726
>Welcome to Applebee's, here is your menu, and our lunch special today is a basket of beer-battered fish tenders with frie-
But I dont want to eat fish tendies
>Well alright, you can have a look at our menu then, what would you like to dr-
BUT I DONT WANT TO EAT FUCKING FISH TENDIES
FUCKING APPLEBEES, LEARN TO COOK
>>128613792
Papal Guardsman looking swole af, looking tight, ripped, keep posting progress
>>128614365
I want a juvenemeal!
>Hannibal, be good for mummy
I WANT IT!
>If you can conquer Rome, I'll get you a juvenemeal
w-with Pastati? I don't want another Cerberus...
>with Pastati, yes
I don't like crossing lines, I'm gonna walk aaaaall the way around~ like coloring in the lines!
>Whatever you annoying shit. Baal-Hamon, why did I have a child at 45?
>Tomb Kings still not announced.
>>128615304
>tfw irl dog cuckapult to give your entire city the knot
>>128615765
>tfw no irl dog cuckapult to give your entire city the knot
ftfm
>>128616021
>ftfm
Fuck That Furry Meat?
>>128616383
fixed that for me, but close
>tfw Scipio beats you up at Zama and takes your cute caretaker as a harlot
hmmmm, just another game of kick the autistic
>>128614786
If she had Hannibal when she was 45, then Hannibal's brothers would be even more autistic!
>>128617209
Well, one of them was known for always commanding the hammer of his big brother's armies, maybe he was straight-up retarded so they gave him the job where the only two instructions he needed were stop and go.
>>128617387
So would Maharbal be the retard-wrangler for Hannibal and his brothers?
>>128617541
When you look at Hannibal, does it sound like there was much wrangling?
>>128617708
They stayed in Italy instead of accidentally wandering off to Britannia, so some wrangling had to be done, at least for the retarded one.
>>128617708
This.
Hannibal did what Hannibal wanted to do, he gave no fucks.
> that one time he pushed a representative off of the his speaking spot on the podium when he was advocating for continuing the war after zama
Although he did apologize for that.
First time playing this arena game, this shit is fun
>>128600875
The Golden one will be amuse of this pic.
Is arena down?
>>128620657
Of the synrome variety; why would you play it
>>128621136
>synrome
>>128621192
Its 4 am pls donut bully
>>128600875
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>128621136
What are you saying, anyway its a casual version of the franchise I can just chill and enjoy.
brought you a gift my friends
>>128622496
AYYWAYYKEN MY MASTERS
Anyone here able to max out graphically for Rome 2/Attila? What are your specs?Im planning a new computer for when Warhammer comes out and I need to see how much it will cost to upgrade
>>128603547
Too articulate.
>First run of Attilla, creating a glorious Saxon empire
>Forge my path all the way down the western coast of Europe, ending in Caesar Augusta at the gates of Spain
>Suddenly fucking Attilla begins wrecking my shit, quickly kill him as his stacks begin making their way through Europe, luckily no sacked towns
>All is well, disband some hastily drawn armies, public order plummeting as I turn money towards improving things
>Just my luck, Roman rebels blast up out of Italy, begin wrecking my more far off towns and eating up my territories, rebellions beginning to rise in my non-core provinces
Well it was a fun run, it's always just such a shame when you get to the point that you can only watch as your hard earned lands crumble before you.
>>128626723
>losing
>in attila
>>128627010
>Being able to competantly manage public order
Like I said, it's one of my first runs, and that shit is killer.
>>128627180
>drop a priest in the province
>taxes to max when you take a new province to get the jew- I mean immigrants out
>then turn off taxes for that province until the negative war turmoil fucks off
Solved.
>>128627385
Well that's certainly a good way to do it I hadn't thought of, thanks for the tip.
>>128627180
just convert to minor religions and start mass worshipping satan, +20 public order per temple
Who is better, Dan Carlin or History of Rome dude?
>>128627859
>Mermaid knees.
>>128628967
rome dudes way comfier
I used to fall asleep to his podcasts and I'd listen to the same one every night sometimes
>>128628967
Rome dude is complete and unredeemable garbage
Carlin is pop history but alright for what he's aiming to do
Could the Mongols have taken Hungary if they tried, or would they have died to all the hills and castles there?
>>128606357
W E S S E X
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>>128612950
P O N T U S
O
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>>128630835
I DON'T KNOW
HOW WOULD I KNOW
I NEVER LIVED BACK IN THOSE DAYS
So what are the consequences of inciting revolt on your allie's land in FOTS? I don't seem to get a penalty.
Some fucker took some land that was rightfully mine. And I want it.
>>128633165
Take a guess based on what you know of the period.
IF OUR DAIMYO IS TO BECOME SHOGUNMIRITARY RULER OF ALL GAPANIT'S A SOFT G
>>128633603
O D A
D
A
Thinking about buying the High King edition desu.
WORRIAS
EEEGA FOR BLOODWE HUNGA FOR BLOOD AND BATTLE
>>128634414
why though
>>128634483
I like the look of the map, art book and strategy guide. Plus that metal box looks neat.
>>128634546
how do you feel about the drinking horn thing
>>128634674
Might use it once or twice, will put it in my cabinet next to my models after though.
>>128634753
What armies do you collect?
>>128634483
JOIN US LEADS
ITSA GOOT LIFE
>>128634797
memelords
Tell me about your current campaign anon. How is it?
>>128634797
Chaos Dwarves, Bretonnians, Skaven and Ad Mech.
>>128634926
>encouraging blogposting
>>128635060
>this dumb asshole again
Have you come back again for some more anal devastation?
Vampire Counts when?
CA please, I'll preorder for sure!
>>128635060
Fuck off
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>128635276
How would you want them to handle the five vampire houses?
>>128635370
I'm still waiting on my Boudicca dlc for Rome 2
>>128635887
Boudicca DLC for Rome 2 is literally the most boring shit on the planet
>>128635953
No, whatever you find interesting is the most boring shit on the planet.
>>128636043
>Boudicca DLC
>for Rome 2
I dare you to name anything less interesting than that
You can't.
>>128636098
Wrath of Sparta.
>>128636098
Vanilla Rome 2
>>128636204
>>128636230
That sure is really fucking uninteresting but Boudicca DLC for Rome 2 still tops it
>>128636258
pike and shot then
>>128636258
China TW
>>128636292
Not terrible uninteresting
>>128636327
Least interesting thing posted so far, but fucking Boudicca DLC for Rome 2 I would rather do homework if that was still a thing
>Boudicca DLC
>for Rome 2
why is that even a thing
Did they lock someone into and empty dark room for two months and then tasked them with invented something even less engaging
>>128636537
Do you have something against Britons, anon
>>128636609
Not really, at least I don't think I have any strong feelings about bongs either way
But the proposition of Rome 2 Bouddica DLC is just so terribly unappealing in ever way that I struggle to put it into words
No part of that seems entertaining in any way whatsoever, there is absolutely nothing that seems interesting about this
If there is such a thing as a negative amount of excitement this is it
I guess it's nice that at least someone is looking forward to this thing
>>128636916
Well I respect your opinion on the matter.I think it would be fun but only because I am interested in Celtic and Roman Britain
>>128635729
I'd be ok with one fucking house, I just want the god damn Mannfred trailer!
>>128636996
Thanks for respecting my opinion anon, I'm glad your wish for Roman Britain/Boudicca content is being fulfilled
I will probably have more fun doing the laundry than I ever would engaging with this thing though
Who's/what's that in the background /twg/?
>>128634926
I posted a hard battle I had but no one noticed
>>128638104
Just because we don't respond doesn't mean we don't notice. Thank you for contributing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4seC8E8W4DU
Old video, but it's got a bit of information that you guys might find interesting.
>Kislev and Bretonnia have unique rosters. but missing out on key (time consuming) units.
>campaign map uses the tiled auto generated battlemap system (not the preset maps from Shogun II or the first two games).
>Geographic features make an appearance, like the Tower of Bones appearing in the ground of the battles, (you can see an image of it's battlemap appearance in one of the later festag days)
>Some races can't occupy the settlements of others, but can raze and recolonize like Attila.
>>128634951
Good taste Anon.
>>128638104
I scrolled up to see it. Great work anon.
Next time use a meme >
in order to make your post more visible
By Toutatis
>>128639375
Thanks, they're all armies I hold close to my heart.Shame none of them are playable when Warhammer is released.
>>128637792
Some ugly Beastmen fucker that needs to be exterminated?
I actually dunno
>>128640030
I'm going to post it to
>>128637792
looks like a titan from Age of Mythology. similar graphical quality too.
>>128640302
It's actually getting on my tits now.
>Not enough armour to be an ork or chaos.
>Too many clothes to be beastman.
>Too fat to be human or vampire.
>too crude to be dwarf.
wtf is that thing.
>>128640170
>going to leddit
Drop the memes and no one gets hurt. We don't need their advice. If you start typing leddit we'll shoot you
>>128640434Jokes on you i've got it bookmarked.
CA's going to be streaming the Three Kingdom's mod at 2pm for anyone interested.
If he doesn't play Wei i'm going to off myself.
>>128640532
>>128640389
>>128637792
Could it beSkaven?
>>128640951
They're going to be playing that Dwarf battle unscripted too.
>>128639595
No I agree, it does sound like Bretonnian are some what in as a NPC faction untill the faction DLC that will happen.
Skaven are probably years off though. And good god I do hope they do put Chaos Dwarves in but thats probably up in the air.
>>128637792
Could be a loaded down dwarf?
But could also just be a goblin/orc maybe?
>>128642159
They did say they hope to get all 16 races in, and they can't include Ogres without the Dawi Zharr.
Plus that third game needs to be set somewhere.
>>128642445
True i just worry they'll put the "They're non-playable lol" crap.
Which is dumb because they'd be easy to make, most of the work would just be in new models, as it is you could reuse the dwarf/goblin/orc animations/assets for 90% of that faction.
I just worry they'll fuck them up or get too lazy. I want my big hats damn it!
>>128642712
That's possible, but Chaos Dwarves are technically in the game already if you count the hellcannon.
They'll probably go with the forgeworld models too over the bighats sadly, since those are the most recent model sets.
>>128642712
An Ogre roster would be reasonably easy though balancing it so that they're effective would be difficult and in the tabletop it relies on their impact hits on a charge and an extra attack they get called thunderstomp.
>>128629984
I was actually looking for something to supplement my Carlin consumption.
Is the Rome dude not even worth a listen? I need something breh.
>>128633603
IF OUR CHIEFTAIN IS TO BECOME WARLORDMILITARY RULER OF ALL BARBARS
>>128633603
>>128644856
IF I AM TO BECOME ZE EMPEROR
>>128645824
GOD-EMPEROR OF ALL MANKIND
>>128646356
>Karl Franz
>God-Emperor
>of Mankind
Wrong game mate.
>>128646564
in End Times he ascends and become Sigmar though I doubt thats gonna be a feature of the meta in W:TW
>>128644420
You might need to try a book now.
>>128646972
>End times
Thank Morr.
>>128644420
Try history audiobooks, I personally recommend The Poison King.
>>128646972
>Warhammer 40k: Fantasy Edition
>Canon
fuck off GW shill
"Do you enjoy sex?"
"Yes, I love Wessex"
Windows 10 has killed my Europa Barborum Alexander game, please help
I get a "direct x can't be be found" error
>>128648691
downgrade m8
>>128628967
http://normancenturies.com/
twitch tv/totalwarofficial
STREAM STARTING.
MOD SPOTLIGHTS AND WARHAMMER GAMEPLAY.
>>128648691
>he fell for the meme
>>128649134
>watching CA streams
should I close my adblock too? :^)
Three kingdoms is in english? How come no one told me?
God damn. Darren is so stupid. He's sometimes like an old man getting stuck for minutes on some minor thing in a computer.
>>128637278
Well I don't respect your opinion do fuck you
I came here to tell you that you're a faggot
Faggot
>>128613289
Is there any place to learn its lore or something? all those things about elves and chaos and stuff seem a bit interesting, although I dont really like its over the top grimdark 40k cousin
>>128654130
also will the game fit somewhere in the tabletops lore or these "end times" ive seen? Im kind of a lore autist when it comes to fantasy stuff
>>128654130
>>128654838
http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
Here's where you can get everything on Age of Sigmar and Warhammer Fantasy lore.
>>128633603
>You will never face-fuck Advisor-chan while Old Man-kun narrates
>>128654838
8th edition before end times.
>>128655519
Why even live?
here we go lads and lasses.
Warhammer demo about to start on the official stream for anyone interested.
>>128656281
Link? Thanks btw.
Whats the name of the mod that is supposed to be the alternative to Darthmod for Empire TW familia?
>>128656828
LME or imperial splendour.
>>128646972
>in End Times he ascends and become Sigmar though
Not really.
He dies and Sigmar uses his body as a conduit to enter the physical world, Karl doesn't become Sigmar, Sigmar becomes Karl.
>>128654130
Age of Sigmarines is literal 40k clone. Before the end times it's much more lighthearted and unique.
>>128635729
Lahmians, combat-light, some minor magical ability focused around buffing. Ability to enlist human units in the undead army.
Blood Dragons, pure combat monsters, either a blender with normal units or an expert hero killer depending on the skill tree.
Von Carsteins, jack of all trades.
Necrarchs, MAGIC FOR DAYS
Strigori, focus on things like beasts and ghouls in an army. Extra moral damage because of how fucking scary they are.
>>128656471
Can't seem to post without getting spam error
http://www twitch tv /totalwarofficial
Who is this semen demon?
Grace is a proper qt.
>>128657946
I saw her first
>believing the total war series can be liked by women
are you some kind of lonely autist?
>>128658091
But anon, there are girls in this thread right now.
I think she's getting creeped out by all the twitch messages calling her cute.
>>128658264
>implying
>>128658264
Oh no!
Is the framerate bad for you guys too?
>>128658710
It's a future
I mean
feature
>>128658710
Yeah kinda.
>>128658710
isn't that a twitch thing?
>>128658264
No.
>>128658710
It's cinematic.
New Waifu do not steal.
This is stream is garbage.
>>128659091
already called dibs
>>128659114
link?
>>128659091
ALREADY STEALED AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
>>128659274
zelda
Screwed up big time
>>128659271
>>128659353
Naa fuck off she's mine.
>>128659091
Good. Because this one's mine.
>>128659623
I want /r9k/ to leave.
>>128659805
>I for one welcome our new spider overlords
>>128660013
SHE DID A MEME
>She plays Tomb Kings.
my dick.
>>128660127
>>128660215
I just want to eat her ass and see her shake and cum.
>>128660391
>waifuing a northern labour monkey
You people have no shame or standards.
>>128660493
>implying you wouldn't.
>>128660493
>southern slime
I hereby proclaim that Grace from CA is The Queen of /twg/
This decision is non negotionable
>>128660707
>>128660889
>fucking someone not related to you
Disgusted cornishman.jpg
>I dont like age of sigmar
BASED
>>128661273
Well I don't know a single person who isn't a GW employee or a retarded 40kiddo that would say they like Age of Sigmarines.
>>128661478
I enjoy how simple the game is, since you can just jump in without a fucking massive rulebook.
But then again I wish they hadn't replaced WHFB with it.
>>128661478
I love 40k and Fantasy and I fucking hate Sigmarines.
>Northern
>Tomb Kings trash.
>that fringe.
>that nose piercing.
>scowls when people call her pretty.
>browses reddit.
Your waifu is shit.
>>128661953
EAT HER ASS AND MAKE HER CUM
>>128661953
thats The Queen you're talking about!
>>128662283
She's the queen? I didn't vote for her!
>>128659689
I don't like her anymore, all she does is remind me of release day Rome II.
Plus her smile is forced as fuck, also she's american-italian, which is the shittest thing of all.
>>128662502
You dont vote for queens.
Your game is confirmed shit fantasyfags.
Empire can only conquer other human and vampire cities and vice versa, Dwarves can only conquer other dwarves and greenskin cities and vice versa.
Where were you when the sandbox died?
>>128662807
Well, how'd she become queen, then?
>>128663136
proclamation.
>>128660493
>Implying I'm not an even more northern Labour monkey
You guys and /wtg/ are vying for shittiest thread at the moment.
Well, second shittiest thread, undertail general is still a thing.
>>128658710
TotalWarOfficial was talking to me in a twitch whisper channel, he said it's find on their end, so it must be the recording software.
Damn it feels good to be a Jinete
>>128663136
The neckbeard of the board, his arms clad in the purest shimering fingerless gloves, held aloft the Warhammer from the bosom of the water. Signifying by divine providence that she, Grace from CA, was to carry the Warhammer.
That is why she is your queen!
>>128663552
Listen. Dirty neckbeards posting on imageboards distributing Warhammer is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical Chan ceremony.
/twg/ PLS HALP
I'm buying an SSD and I don't know where to start. I've never had an SSD before so I'm just now joining the 21st century in that respect. Gotta be from amazon because I've got one-day prime, and I don't want to spend more than 100-130 bucks on it because I need to get an operating system too (Windows 7) which is really goddamn expensive. I'm done pirating it, never functions properly and I have a looming suspicion that they're all loaded with viruses that fuck your system anyway.
Any advice?
>>128664074
be QUIET
>>128661953
>>scowls when people call her pretty.
Shes just tsundere
Jute huscarl piggus not so tough now
>>128664473
She can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some filthy tard threw Warhammer at her!
>>128664603
SHUT UP!
>shitposting
>memes
>sex with animals posting
>now irl waifu memeing
Either you die a good thread or your get bumped enough to become a new /kspg/
>>128660493
>not being a northern labour great ape
>>128664678
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some smelly fedora had lobbed Warcraft at me, they'd put me away!
>>128664789
SHUT UP!
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
>>128660493
>not grinding up red pills and mixing them with her food
>not being a good husband and getting her wasted on wine every night, where you give her a redpill along with pain reliever in the morning
>not slowly bringing the word of God-Emperor Trump and his Prophet Farage into her life
>>128664904
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
>>128665083
SHUT UP!
