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>>128417520
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
Niggers.
Who /gtag/ here?
>>128574740
Me.
Trying to get a low rider
>>128574740
I play only GTA: Online
It's a superb game.
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
IT COULD HAPPEN
BELIEVE
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>>128575202
Yeah no, that's too much work for C*
Jens is cute
CUTE
xth for how to get the duffel bag
>No low rider horn for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw-_JM90EY
Post a better Warrener.
Oh, wait. You can't.
>>128575581
Read the previous thread
Benny is the new billionaire of los santos
>>128574740
yes
>>128575821
Nether can you.
>>128574740
Not me, and I'm sick and tired of playing with randoms. Can tekwerk get an inv to the PC gulag?
>>128575202
>I may see Princess Robot Bubblegum itasha in my lifetime
Finally a color scheme for the Elegy I never drive.
>>128576190
wtf
what menu?
>>128576282
menyoo
>>128576190
>russian leaves
of course
To what extent and for how long would I be getting rekt if I decided to pick up GTAO with a new character?
>>128577136
Do you have lube ready?
>>128577136
Not very long if you get a grasp of the very simplistic shooting mechanics.
>>128577136
You'll have very little in the way of long range countersniper capability. Other than that if you're semidecent at shooters you'll be fine.
Anyone up for a little crew session or something? I'm getting kinda tired of random shitters and skiddies.
>>128577136
You'll be angry because you are poor and have to unlock everything
Any modders on and could one of you drop me some cash?
This game needs more Porsches.
>>128576190
SCTV is an admin only feature. Each sever has extra slots for admins to join. While in SCTV you appear to be invisible and it's used to spectate players. The only thing controlling this is a DLC flag that can be easily set within a menu. Setting the flag also unlocks the Rockstar shirts and some special creator settings that aren't interesting.
>>128578361
you can get ban for asking modders for cash now
>one of the most customizable muscle cars in the game
>can't find a color scheme that I don't hate
What's a good combo for the Sabre GT? I can't make one that I want to keep in my garage for the fucking life of me.
>>128579208
If you can't take it to bennies then it's not the most customizable muscle car
>>128579208
Lime green primary and black secondary
Saw a Cutlass with that IRL and it looked really nice. Worth a shot at least.
>>128579208
how about no combos and just a single color nigger
>>128579208
Get rid of that disgusting chin spoiler.
do you need an apartment at eclipse towers to be a heist leader? i traded it in for one on integrity way and i cant start any heists
>>128572667
Still need one?
>>128579957
Any old high end apartment will do and you need to get an invite from the dumb NPC.
>>128579957
It just has to be a high-end apartment with a heist planning room.
>rolling
>>128575821
shitposting aside, the best warrener was done back on old gen
>>128581064
rolling for russell
>>128581064
Roll
>>128579517
i endorse this post
>>128581064
Renee is the best. Debate me.
Would the people of the crew be alright with me opening up a crew only session every time I get online and then send everyone an invite?
That shit can get annoying, so I'm asking.
Are there good ways to get money that don't involve grinding LSC / Titan /PacStan over and over again?
>>128582283
Play the game
>>128576129
Get outta here with your fugly hipster chicks.
Post senior citizens instead.
>>128582429
Your computer seems to be older than your character.
>>128582283
best thing you could do in addition to that is selling cars every 48 minutes. I suggest getting the modded sentinels near eclipse towers since they're easy to grind. for more information visit www.google.com
>>128582429
>>128582429
>not liking hipster chicks
>>128582792
gross
>>128582782
SMUG
>>128581064
kek rollin
>>128581064
Memes
>>128582429
It appears you are the hipster here, trying to go against the stream of making meh trannie characters.
>>128583259
>join crew session
>spawn in bed
>check map to see whats going on
>Huge fucking melee of players in downtown
>GTAG right in the middle
I'm cheering you guys on
>literally blew almost a million on some stupid benis modifications for no reason and now im broke again.
just kill me famiglia
>>128581064
role
>>128582429
ugh i hate how inconsistent textures are on normal, about 60% of the game looks alright but it's littered with horrible blurry shit here and there. so glad i upgraded my card
big fan of your character though
>>128581064
Rolling for Rebekah
>>128583352
>paying for pseudo-gangster cars when you aren't a playa
>>128583532
>get the transgender
/GTAG/ to real now
>tfw game crashes/script kiddie makes you crash
was fun while it lasted, Elardi
>>128583512
Samefagging so hard I am cringing
>>128581064
Linda is pretty
>>128583786
Same. Fun playing M0ex
>>128584114
it was the perfect shitfest and then ofc some script kiddie has to ruin it again
>>128584203
Normal day on GTA. One of the best Melees I've been a part of for a long time though.
>>128584203
I have a theory that skiddies who blow servers are bored with the game and 80% of them will move on to another game at some point. Until then I downloaded a menu with good anti-crash features as well as the option to crash the fucks myself. Menu responsibly
t. merk
>>128582429
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Anyone willing to try out my race map?
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/Detective_Hacc/games/gtav/jobs/job/lM9FpZ2am06AsiTYETIAaA?platformId=8
>>128585579
I'll join you after I finish up a PacStan finale. The people I'm with are fairly competent so I have a feeling it should go quickly. I'll message you when I'm ready.
>>128584540
careful which one though, R* banwaved a load of people earlier.
>>128584540
pretty sure infamous and jordan's menu is detected
Who /banned/ here?
>>128575821
It's time
>>128587267
>You have been banned until 1/24/2016
How? I never spawned money with Jordan's menu. I only did the 10 mil race tuneable and then deposited the money into my bank account.
>>128587496
You're right, it needs more exhaust.
>>128587203
Feels good not being banned. so I can still climb shit.
>>128587565
umm.... maybe because.... you cheated?
>>128587612
Needs moretaste
>>128587565
>I never spawned money
>I just gave myself money
>>128587565
>cheats
>cry about being banned
Cheaters, not even once.
>>128587837
>he doesn't like bosozoku
That's just plain uncultured.
>>128587565
>i dindu nuffin
>>128587565
>I only did the 10 mil race tuneable and then deposited the money into my bank account.
>>128588037
This looks more like a musical instrument than an actual car.
>>128587565
>mfw warned people about ingame commands raising hidden flags
>mfw they did raise flags
>mfw anticipated a banwave solely on the hidden flags
>mfw it actually banned people over flags
some retard dropped 700k on me yesterday, and i jumped to SP
I come back just now and i still have mein moolah
>>128587203
our leader is banned?
>>128588156
Sounds like one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp2mlyP3bgI
>>128588225
>trigger high earner flag by making 15 fucking million
>surprised you get caught
loling
>>128587203
Well shit. See you fags in two weeks.I was in the back of that van with you Nessi, it was fun until I crashed
>>128588225
You're so smart, my dear Nessi.
>>128588225
You can do it Nessi. You can make you character not look like shit.
>>128588008
>cry
Who's crying??
who /menyoo/ here?
>>128588341
if mad max was set in japan, this is what all the cars would look like.
>Ban Wave hits and none of the godmode assholes are playing the game anymore.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJbYWPEaxw
>>128588468
Why can't I hold all these cheaters
>>128588468
Please don't come back faggot.
>tfw banwave
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
>>128588468
>he got banned for crashing menuskiddies who are crash happy
funny how this works
>Officer I shot him because he broke into my house, i was defending myself! he had a gun!
>officer: you still killed a person lol arrested
>>128588562she is perfect for me :^)
>>128588534
I clearly posted an SS thread showing that most menu craps log people, especially anything around money.
Also, Infamous and Jordans menus got toggables set to on by default, which is why menyoo faggots barely got touched
>>128588369
>me
>banned
lmao, im smart :^)I dont menu
>>128588234
>our leader
>opiate plays on PS4
>PS4 leader is callmeqt
yea i hope he is banned
Post outfits
>>128589218
I was agreeing with you desu
>>128587267
Thanks doc
>>128589218
Yeah I don't get it really, but hey ho at least It's only for a couple of weeks. Might mean I actually get stuff done for once.
I suppose I did go around giving crew 10's of millions via race tunables too so I guess I deserved it.
>>128589218
>she is perfect for me :^)
>our Dear Leader will never look adequate
The future of the People Republic of /gtag/ looks grim.
>>128581064
Rawl
>>128587565
Don't put money in the bank, always have it cash when having it with a menu. With banking it, for some reason they detect it faster. This is well known actually.
>>128590175
Fuck. You think it will all be gone?
Comfy on these levels, will have to wait for a long time.
Snow sessions when?
>>128589410
>Heavy
>Flight Heavy
>Heavy Flight
>Heavy Black
>Heavy Ballistic
>Heavy Gas
>Heavy
>>128590464
Next yearnever
>>128590461
Probably. They seem to leave $20k though.
>>128590526
DON'T JUDGE ME
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO PROPERLY NAME THEM
>>128590464
That's not a Kalahari.
>>128590895
It does actually happen.
Who's your radio waifu?Non-Stop Pop's Kara sounds cute.
>>128591738She is and I love her manly face.
>>128591983
I'm droppin' loads like nick manning
>>128591738
>>128591983
Why the hell is that hot as fuck to me?
>>128589410
the tucked in pants look retarded
consider different footwear
>>128593172
because she's hot? you might like lake belle too
>>128593172
>>128594067It's the eyebrows.
>>128591738
>>128591738
>>128591738
The first woman I ever jerked off to.
>>128581064
Jonald is that you?
>Please take me home, I hate this place.
>>128581064
>rolling
>>128594332
morgan webb is hot as fuck too
>>128581064
>all those decent looking criminal girls
I'd like to think they trade sex to the guard for extra toilet paper or desert items or something.
>>128588468
>>128587565
>>128587203
Same here, caught a ban for spawning myself about 8 mil over the course of 2 weeks.
Shit sux but oh well, I've already got the cars and weapons I want. And I was looking for an excuse to burn through the singleplayer anyway.
>>128596641
Okay, now this is legitimately awesome.
I, for the most part, admonish the use of any menus, but I loved this.
Brings me back to when Gmod was the shit.
>mfw I realize that the Steam version of GTA III and Vice City I own are actually censored
Back to GTAO I guess.
>>128596641
the question iiiiis
are you banned, mate?
>>128597076
does steam censor duke nukem?
>>128597076
They also removed some songs from SA in the steam version.
>>128597124
yes :(
>>128597432
no fun allowed
cya on the 24th?
>>128597432
Good
>>128597432
>>128597202
That was a bit different though but still shitty as fuck. Downgrading other versions because you want to release a new shitty port on Xbox 360 was dick move from Rockstar.
>>128597683
such is life as a PCuck
Hey gtaog, I heard you like no-arms girls.
Well I'm here to take over completely. I'm your queen now.
>>128598524
don't h8
>>128598351
I don't even get why people would want no arms or whatever
>Plastic surgery update
>completely updates character creation to be not shit
>Adds plastic surgery to every hospital
>Ability for females to change their body type.
>Boob jobs, making yourself more muscular, make yourself shorter or taller. (Within reason)
>Males can now be anywhere from buff as a mother fucker to an underground nerd boy that looks like he's never lifted a pound in his life.
>Mass uproar complaining about changed hitboxes.
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>128589410
post yachts
>>128598967
>>128599223
I've already seen that pic
>>128598351
>>128598594
>menuing arms off
cheating t b h
>randomly get invited to pakistan bikes prep mission
>accept
>all players are high level
>nobody dies, finish in no time
>actual heist
>20% cut
>kuruma abuse
>didn't lose a single shekel on the way to the boat
quickest cash I've ever made. why can't it always be like that?
doing the heist on bikes is still more fun but losing money sucks.
>>128599223
typical yacht activities.jpg
>>128599348
I need to name it something pretentious.
>>128599387
Not menuing. This is a glitch. Why do people call hacks on everything unusual?
>>128599504
there you go>>128599471
>>128599619
That'll do
So... looks like they didn't get all of the menu shitters.
Just had a rank 4441 in god mode ruin an event for the whole session.
>>128599792
Such is life in Los Santos
>>128577136
>>128577251
>>128577319
This. I started a new character and right out of the gate I killed three guys with the basic pistol without dying. The lack of health is a huge kick in the ass though, you have to be REALLY sneaky and not just engage people in the open because the average player has at least 40hp more than you and can easily win wars of attrition with AR's. Snipers one-shot you until at least lv 40 if not more.
>>128599504
name her "Pretentious"
I think it costs like 250k though from reading seom online posts
>>128599504
>>128599619
>>128599707
Is there any hope of getting good enough with the first person mode (While walking only, and third person cover turned on) that I can do well against people in third person, or is this game really not meant to be played as an FPS?
>>128600942
>is this game really not meant to be played as an FPS?
You got it.
>>128599593
Because it's really easy to menu shit off, and most of the armless glitches out there leave you with the fail-safe gray tank top. I presume you used the yacht hot tub?
>>128600942
the game is only fair if everyone is fist person
don't even bother with missions/heists in first person because the cpu is using auto aim and will hit you every second
>>128600942
>FPS only lobbies
When, R*, when?
I know this would just further fracture the already slimming playerbase, but it needs to happen.
>>128600942
you'll definitely beat someone in a sniper battle that's for sure
Why does it cost like $1.5mil to modify a low rider?
>>128600942
>fly helicopters in first person already
>this would only make me better
>used Jordan's menu to level up and unlock some shit
>away for the weekend
>can still log into SC but unsure if bannu'd
>>128602338
>leveling up
your done for kid
should have just used infamous for just little things
>>128601196
Nope. No yacht needed.
>>128602254
Because shark cards goy
good game fellow memers who ran the memetrain on those randos. you know who you are, thanks for the fun game
Every time I try to go into bennys with a compatible car it just doesn't load the store. It stops my car like it's going to then just let's me drive around in the shop until I leave. Anyone know why it's doing that? I just want a lowrider...
>>128602702
>it will cost me £65 to get $8 million
Fucking hell Rockstar. And people wonder why menus are a thing
he keeps staring at me, do i report him?
>>128603212
Try again in a new session.
>>128602512
Fuck it, worth it to get my shit back.
>>128603971
More like you keep staring at him.
>>128603971
Yes
t. Burger
>>128602574
Well I'm calling bullshit until proven otherwise.
>>128604215
stop being rude before I run you over
>>128604521
Good luck getting me up here
>>128604521
>TFW monster trucks are shit because no bulletproof tyres
I know a place at the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brotha.
>>128604753
>Valkyrie
so good luck getting you when you're in my chopper?
>>128603971
>>128604521
Here's your attention.
>>128605314
I don't see your name on it, nigga.
>that anon that called it a Countach
its a DiTomaso Pantera mein negger
>>128605349
Thanks, I feel like a champion right now.faggot
>>128605362
You'll see it when i play frogger with you
>>128605876
Nobody cares, autism/o/
>>128605876
There is no Countach in that picture right?
>>128605876
>>128605876
I want more Porsches in the game. They're so criminally underrepresented in GTA it's ridiculous.
There's like 6 different Ferrari's, but only one Porsche that you can't remove the wing from.
>>128606758
>TFW no Spyder 550 Sports Classic
>>128606118
there is not, but if they were to put something like the Pantera in GTAO, it'd be a combo of the two
>>128606758
>R* adding cars from a Nazi tank manufacturer that used Semite slave labor
>>128607628
muh dik
>>128607678
nazi mercedes when?
>>128608313
Vote it up. It's our only hope.
>>128608313
>>128608883
Forgot the link
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
Is there currently any way to permanently get a cargobob?
I wasn't around when you could still buy it.
>>128608883
They don't care and they're not gonna do it. They'll just do the same thing they did last time something trended for too long. Dump all the comments and disable the trending ability.
>>128609285
I wonder, can people who bought it still summon it or they just dumped millions into the trash?
>>128609598
Can't call it in anymore. It's a little bit bullshit.
>>128609598
I still own it and it only cost 370,000. It was at its SP price because the page that wasn't supposed to be there was never inflated for GTAO fuxbux.
>Guy joins and starts teleporting around, using god mode, and generally being a dick to people.
>He's rank 4441
>LOL WAT
>Basically everyone in the session reports him
>A fucking ROCKSTAR EMPLOYEE joins the session
>"Yep. Enjoy your ban."
>Bans him
>We all say thank you
>"No problem. Enjoy the game."
>Logs off
Holy shit.
>>128609746
>>128609598
Correction. It was 185,000. It was so cheap anyone could afford it.
>>128609598
>>128609681
The fuck you talkin bout, home nugget?
I can call mine any time.
>Finish a heist set up with a bro and two pubs
>We hop in my van and one of the pubs jumps in the back
>He starts shooting cops randomly and laughing like he's the prank master
>Set vehicle permissions to friends only
>Accuses me of hacking
Are people seriously this unaware of things like this?
Has Rockstar ever released a player count for this game?
I'd be interested to see which platform has the most players.
>>128609993
Can confirm. Just happened to me too.
Looks like they're going full ham now.
>>128610456
33 millions apparently.
Source: old IGN article.
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2014/11/13/gta-online-stats-reveal-over-33-million-players-in-224-countries
>>128610726
Neat.
Been gone for a while.
Is everyone still driving around in Kurumas and Zennys?
>>128581138
lose the custom tyres tho
>>128607628
>it's probably going to be a sports car/sports classic (the fastest in its rank)
>it's probably going to be more than GTA$1M
>>128610726
>top 5 owned helicopters
>cargobob
fuck you, rockstar.
Why is there a burning bush under Mt. Chilliad?
>>128579208
>>128611998
It's trying to talk to you.
The Phoenix looks pretty clean when you glitch the spoiler off.
>>128574484
Requesting to join pc gtag.
SC: Upourgos
who is the cutest of them all?
>>128611998
It's Jesus.
Go through it.
>>128612329Nessi
>>128609993
post screenshots next time senpai
>>128609670
>>128612270
Gotcha
>>128612329
None of them
>>128611547
>more than $1mil
I'd gladly pay $3mil for a beefy sounding, fast sports classic Gorgonzola, especially if it resembled the Pantera primarily. It would need plenty of customization, seeing how "versatile" they are
>>128612758
now fuse a futo with the smallest plane in the game and we'll be square
>>128613471
>it will have few distinguished visual mods
>2, specifically
>one is the spoiler and the other is body kit
Has anything been datamined on the a new update?
>>128613871
kek
>>128581064
yes
>>128614296
people believe we may be getting some SP DLC because of that Shawn Fonteno guy
all the youtube faggots have been raving about some possible IV-related DLC for both SP and MP
something about going back to Liberty City although why would you want to do that
i mean all the old cool interiors would probably be gutted and the only things that could be properly updated are trivial things (the skyline, some textures, missions, all shit IV probably does better with mods anyway)
if it's anything it'll be a part of LC and you'll only be there for a short while before you get bored again
so yeah that's about it
>>128615015
>that pic
nessichroniclesbadend.jpg
>>128615015
What the fuck is going on in that picture?
Also, spoiler on this? Y/N?
>>128615742
If you must ask, no.
>>128615742
do you want your car to look good? never
do you want your car to perform slightly better and look like shit? yes
should you ever have chrome as a main paint for car? no
