>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago, IL, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
- Game Submissions close on January 22nd: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dNcrenGEbrx92Q3Yl8lXOSYqOtCbGzOagivHWCREl5M/viewform?c=0&w=1
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
- Game Submissions close on January 17th. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J8rtX3MUOWnQGbfinv-u0D9xNmCvjjwFZ4VdaqJc8CU/viewform
MWSF:
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/mwspeedcrew
ESA:
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon
>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
Reminder Cronikeys runs this shit.
>>128522987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>128523837
You're basing this off like what, 1 or two extremely angled selfie shots? If you were actually around him in 3D space you'd be able to tell from a mile off. It's a dude with long hair.
>>128522987
Kill yourself, a tranny freak who doesn't speedrun or even play video games has absolutely no relevance in this community whatsoever, no matter how hard he forces himself, he will always be absolutely no one with no relevance or say in anything.
>>128524524
>4chan posters ever leaving their mom's basement
>come home
>cookie on desk
>eat the cookie
>its probably poisoned
this is it senpai
Someone bully me please!!
>trying to speedrun a fast paced game while in mumble with friends
>can't focus
>having to press my push to talk to respond which messes me up
>when i do talk my words are kind of messed up in tone and pitch cause im stressed out from the speedrun
>>128524758
WHERED THE COOKIE COME FROM
>>128525205
women only exist as sexual objects desu
*cries into anime body pillow because its been 15 years since a girl touched me*
>>128525205
I think this whole "ironically act like an SJW" thing this general has is starting to be unironic
>>128525319
>treating other people nicely is a bad thing
>>128525319
This is what happens when you pretend to be retarded. People start to believe that this is the way to behave.
>>128525745
>the people in this general
the trannies have destroyed this community haven't they?
I see why goose left this degenerate filled joke of a hobby
>>128525848
This is why we need Cronikeys.
>>128525848
Yeah this thread is filled with transfreaks for some reason. Too bad they're not so far into their metamorphosis that they kill themselves, still in the attention whoring stage.
>favorite runners have ether become memers or let's players
>or just disappeared
>or got aids maybe in one case
it fucking hurts
>>128527464
Oh hell no. Sonic autism should stay in Sonic.
something kinda cool
>>128525319
>people who disagree with me are just being ironic
>tfw cant work up to learn a new game
>>128529796
at least youre not a retarded ginger
i hope
If there's one good thing about communism it's that the marxist retards hang first.
>>128530273
>/srg/ has its very own redpilled tranny
>doesn't make use of it
This place is too far gone. Reddit won.
>tfw eu
>>128532043
it's a workday mate.
>>128532183
Then why aren't you working?
Anyone /sva/ here? We WR pace
>>128530627
There's no such thing as a redpilled tranny. They ALL must die.
>>128532392
This is what work looks like in the year of our lord 2016.
>>128532743
word
>>128527590
billy hacther was made by the sonic team desu
>>128532743
is there any bigger sign you're dealing with a 17 year old virgin edgelord than the word redpill?
>>128533893
being on 4chan in general
>>128533976
jokes on you I'm a pragmatist in his thirties
Is he ever coming back?
>>128534020
I wish there was a community I could join that is like how speedrunning used to be
First David Bowie, now the guy who played Snape in the Harry Potter movies, cancer sure is going strong!
If only AGDQ was 2 weeks later PCF would have made so much more money!
>>128534476
RIP Hans
>>128534476
>think you're bullshitting
>check it
>alan rickman is really dead
fuuuuuuuck guess I'm watching die hard tonight
>>128533893
go suck off a refugee
>>128534476
>Prevent Cancer Foundation could have saved them both
smdh
>>128534476
>Lenmy, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman all dying of cancer
NO NO NO, THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KICK CANCERS BUTT
>>128535152
literally whos
Imagine being so delusional that you think you can't speedrun racing games or JRPGs.
>>128535213
races arent speedruns
>>128535213
>anything more than an hour
>speedrun
>>128535280
you're retarded aren't you?
>>128535407
are you?
stop being idiots. the only true speedrun is the world record run. every other runner and every other attempt is literally not speedrunning because it wasn't done as fast as possible.
races are speedruns; by definition this is true.
>>128535709
the vice versa is true also; speedruns are races.
>>128532442
>>128532442
>>128532442
>>128532442
>>128532442
Sva now less than 5 minutes away from werld rekky if anyone wants to watch
>>128533976
>tumblrina is this mad
>>128535829
fw he got a damn 7 cycle
I bet Mike is furious all these celebrities are dying of cancer a week late
reminder to stay true and only do PB attempts
anything else is a waste of your skills
tp any% is dead
>>128535829
Who's sva and what does xe run?
>>128535993
we already got the rekky though
>>128535634
This. Also, a reminder.
Leaderboards are there to show the World Record holder and a list of the other runners. 2nd, 7th, 25th, all irrelevant, anything below the top run is just there to show who else attempts to run the game but fails.
>>128536321
Nice troll.
>>128536321
Epic bait.
>>128536534
>>128536465
>ooh ooh ahh ooh
Can you try speaking English next time? I don't speak monkey.
>>128537198
yeah good one
anyway, what are people's speed plans for the year?
>>128537260
Catch all the grind monkeys and put them back in the zoo.
LEGIT PRO TIP #4 - Breaking the enemy's resistance
True excellence in speedrunning lies not in reclaiming the WR again and again, but in making your enemies quit the game.
Remember this lesson in all your speedrunning activity and you will not only take WRs but keep them. A master of this technique will create an aura around him that can kill a game's community by simply announcing that he will join it.
Show everyone that you are playing to win and that fun is of no concern to you. Don't encourage competition. Mock the people you beat. Keep prerecorded runs incase your WR gets beaten and shove it into their face how they're not as good as you and how you didn't even think the video worth uploading. Bend the rules to their extreme limits and cry oppression when a run gets rejected. Constantly start and engange in discussions on rules and categories and who should be mod.
In general: Be someone people will want to stay away from and at the same time establish a presence in the community that makes it impossible for them to do so.
>>128537198
I was speaking english, you must be retarded or something.
>>128537491
thanks krystal got any more hot tips?
fw still not a billionaire
>>128537995
is she british? there's no other way with the state of those teeth
>>128537491
>tfw i made someone quit and pushed the time low as fuck
>>128537995
just think, that thing sees itself female
>>128537491
i see NoobKillerRoof(tm) use this method sometimes. In my personal unsponsered opinion, he is pretty based.
>>128538549
i thought cavemandcj used that method on him?
>>128538549
But he got cucked out of Klonoa and quit the game as a result? Lmao, so embarrassing
>>128537491
Where is tip #3?
>>128538549
Our boy NKR laying the smackdown
I think this whole "ironically act like a neo-reactionary" thing you guys do in this thread has started to become unironic.
>>128538708
other way bud
>>128538679
>>128538684
>>128538750
Fuck off you triggered SJW.
>>128538708
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/104263676/#q104304637
cavecran
>>128538750
kill yourself
>>128538750
I think this whole "ironically act like a retarded tranny loving SJW" thing you do has started to become unironic.
>>128538750
>ironic
wew lad
>>128538894
no, outta here
its either:
mememan
cavememe
fucking shitter
>>128538750
KEKED and TRIGGERED SJW spotted :^)
>>128538894
Cuckman
Cavecuck
>>128539085
nkr's the cuck
>>128539201
They're all cucks
does anyone here even watch caveman or are you guys just obsessed with him because you find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM funny? I mean his streams get like at most 40 views so I'm guessing it's the latter.
>>128539347
I watch Caveman and I'll just say there's a reason Chibi got Twitch partnership and Caveman hasn't.
>tfw im the Lebron James of speedrunning
>>128539668
Gayveman is a mumble cunt memer who got btfo by our very own NoobKillerRoof
>>128540159
meaning you got tons of hype back in the day without any WRs to show for it but now you're washed up and no one cares for you?
>>128539347
It's definitely the latter. /v/ is like that too. Complete and utter obsession with the "I would prefer you be quiet" meme and that's all they know about him.
It's even worse on /v/. They treat him like a god without even knowing that he's a Sony Pony who streams at 144p and is completely uninteresting to boot. But hey he created a meme so all hail Caveman amirite?
>>128540194
didn't cavememe cuck nkr so hard in klonoa he stopped speedrunning?
>>128540424
Hello Nintencuck
>>128540683
I actually like PC game speedruns but that's not the point.
>>128540318
holy fuck I could name a bunch of runner like this
Good morning /srg/ :3c
>>128540780
*installs to SSD*
>>128541327
Girls don't speedrun
>>128541327
it's like they're not even trying.
>>128541416
It's pure luck if anything
However, you can try to make the best of things, which they rarely seem to do
>>128541416
I'm not a degenerate, so no. I haven't. Seen people who have been way more successful than that though.
>>128541416
Maybe it means they shouldn't even try.
>>128541525
typical easy mode runner
Reminder tha brain-damaged transNEET faggots are NOT speedrunning-related, especially because they don't speedrun
>>128541860
and who here actually speedruns?
why do i see so many mtf trying to get attention but never ftm?
>>128544023
wew laddie
people i like:
chibi
cavemandcj
>>128544571
people i like:
Lebron James
>>128544571
people I like:
CavemanDCJ
Trihex
Bertin
Witwix
2dos
Big Jon
KirbymastaH
people i like:
funkdoc
blueglass
werster
the red autist
>>128544571
people i like:
Caveman
Chibi
Whitegoose
Miles
Carcinogen
Trihex
Cosmo/Wanda
Are there any entetaining grills on the speedrun community commentary wise?
>>128536321
>>128537198
Squid exposed as monkeyposter. He stole that ideology from me and then he posted it here!
speedgames
whom streamin
>>128545182
essentia is great if you're into jrpg's
>>128549648slowgames
>>128551331
what 4X game should I start speedrunning?
>>128552509
Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
>>128552509
Creatures like this are a disgrace to the white race
Is Snes9x really legit enough for running games?
The last release of that was like fucking 4 years ago, while higan had a recent version released just a few months ago.
But then again I hear higan is insanely CPU hungry
What do?
>>128555007
Emulators are invalid
>>128555150
If they are invalid why are there a shit ton of emu runs listed on speedrun.com?
>but muh sda
no one uses sda, it's so out of date it still has runs from fucking 5 years ago that were long broken
>>128555175
The Big Bang Theory.
>>128555175
Ridiculous Six
>>128552509
is that cronikeys?
>>128555007
snes9x is accurate "enough". higan/lsnes are better, but pretty resource intensive. just suck it up and buy a console.
>>128555261
What happened 5 years ago that would make them stop covering runs?
>>128555730
Do you have any idea how much of a pain it is for me in rural Europe to buy a super famicom with the J carts and a good old CRT that'll work
>>128555785
they have retarded standards that make it so that even if you do manage to get your shit together and record a high enough quality vid, you have to babysit the run through rounds of verification and publication that can take up to a year. no one is willing to bother with sda anymore because they are total shit.
>>128555007
1.53 is legit.
Earlier ones are a bit more dodgy
>>128555785
Probably run by the same pussies who come on /srg/ and complain about how dead speedrunning is and swoon over the glory days without realizing they're what changed, not speedrunning.
>>128556080
>they're what changed
>it's literally a change to the hobby
Cronikeys 2016
tfw forced to listen to japanese girls making mouth sounds since none of my boys are streaming
>>128544349
nobody cares about girls in guy clothes
it's boring
no jimmies rustled
>>128556931
Maybe if you weren't shitposting about trannies and big jon's gut and chibi's dick all day long you could have a more informed opinion on the state of speedrunning.
>>128557571
lol.......................
>>128557571
i mean... you aint wrong
What's the easiest jrpg I can speedrun so I can pretend like I'm a speedrunner?
>>128558351
ff1
>>128558351
a hold right and jump game would be easier to pick up
>>128558426
I guess I should give up then. Final Fantasy is too gay, shit and boring for me.
>>128558351
Final Fantasy 1 and 3 can both be finished under 10 minutes iirc.
>>128558568
would a racing game suffice? Is Cel Damage hipster enough that I can get the wr easily?
>>128558574
You only need to go up and down stairs 70 times.
>>128558351
Super Mario World is a piece of absolute piss if you don't plan to do Yoshi Wings or the "hard" Forest of Illusion clip
JRPGs have too much button spamming
>>128558351
http://www.speedrun.com/Baten_Kaitos_Eternal_Wings_and_the_Lost_Ocean#100
easy
>>128558801
yeah for sure
srg? What a fucking joke. A bunch of little girl cartoon watching child molesters who spend all day trying to be outrageous in a thread on their weeaboo site hoping to get replies from other neckbeard forever alones.
>>128559165
>sidequests not included
quests are the point of an rpg lol
>>128559165
Baffan is a fucking legend.
>>128559319
>he doesn't want little girl cartoons
opinion discarded
>>128558351
digimon world is easy desu
>>128559319
>hoping to get replies
And you aren't?
>>128559319
Dang Chibi way to meme on me
>start learning a game to speedrun
>turns out the game is way less fun this way
every dime :D:D
>>128560093
every game is less fun if you speedrun it
I don't like /srg/ or speedrunning and that's why I come here to post.
>>128560240
thats kinda sad
>>128560093
This is why the "speedrun a game you love" is the worst fucking meme in speedrunning
>>128560093
>tfw you realize you speedrun not because speedrunning is fun but just because you want some attention from when you get a WR
>>128560093
Learn Quake.
>>128560376
Speedrunning for fun is pathetic. If you're not in it to be number one, you'll never be good.
The only people that will cry at this post are pathetic casual runners who don't have what it takes to dedicate themselves to being the best.
>>128560558
fun fact: you can speedrun because you enjoy it AND speedrun to try to be the best. if you speedrun and you dont want both, then youre wasting your time
>>128555868
It took me 150 eurobucks and waiting for the mail, wasn't that special.
Man, what happened to this fucking place?
>>128560690
You think people who speedrun for records enjoy it?
Because they don't.
>>128560367
Why would you speedrun a game you don't get enjoyment out of?
Also plenty of people are able to speedrun games they love just fine. Just look at zfg.
I for one am in favor of rhythm game speedruns. It's 2016, you can speedrun whatever you'd care to
>>128560558
What if you only learned how to speedrun very popular games that have glitchy broken any% runs so you can impress people at a party who will bet you money you can't beat the game in under x minutes?
>>128560702
you forgot the capture card
also not the best idea to buy all that shit unless you've already ran the game a lot on emu and are sure you want to go all out
are you guys ready for the get yourself 12 hour challenge maker speedrunning breakdown?
>>128561324
And the game saver so you can create save states on your console for practice
Easier to just do the emulator
>speedrun game you love
>you just ruin it for yourself and won't play it for fun again most likely
>speedrun game you don't really care about
>will be hard to stick in there because you don't care about it
>>128561535
The correct answer is choose a game you like, but aren't bothered about ruining your enjoyment of it
>>128561535
Speedrunning is a terrible way to experience video games. Literally the only people who do it are trying to get e famous.
>>128523662
I can't tell if NKRs comments on this are him parodying himself or not
>>128560852
i would feel better having a suboptimal time than i would torturing myself over a video game
>>128561535
>won't play it for fun again most likely
this is acceptable when you want to know every little intricacy of the game so you know how to go fast. you aren't going to play it casually anymore because no reset runs and races become the casual play
>>128560868
>You can only love a game or hate it and get no enjoyment out of it
NICE LOGIC GRIND MONKEY
>>128560868
What you just did is called a false dichotomy fallacy
Those aren't the 2 only options
>>128562092
He said retweet not shitpost on 4chan.
>tfw the animal crossing all debts run is held by some foul mouthed grind monkey bitch who looks like she's 16
You know what's next
>>128562267
Time to knock that whore off her perch
Women don't deserve WR
>>128562504
Exactly, fuck that attention whore. Gonna slam dunk that hoe back to the fucking stone age
>>128562580
>>128562504
>boys gettin scared that girls can speedrun games too
>>128562580
I wish some feminist cunt would make a list of all the female world record runners, so I could go through and steal every single one of them
>Assassins Creed Brotherhood 100% run
>this might be fun, never seen it before
>He's doing it segmented
What is this, the fucking 90s?
>>128562653
Here is one
http://www.speedrun.com/run/jy95evnz
>>128562916
It says she's the moderator does that mean when I slam her fat cunt into another dimension with my time she'll reject it because women can't have any power?
Look at Merkel, poor Europe.
>>128563056
Yep, And don't even think about discovering a new glitch, or we're going to have a new Kryssstal incident
>>128563271
Isn't Kryssstal trans?
>>128563397
Everyone thinks (or at least, thought) "she" was a real girl though
>>128563537
Might be thinking of Crystalbeauty or whatever, runs like the most boring shit ever.
>>128563631
No, you're right. Krysstal is a tranny, but all of the oldbois continually think he's a she, despite never hearing it's voice
>>128552596
age of wonders 3
>>128563631
crystalbeauty is actually cute though unlike kryssstal who is a goblin regardless of her actual sexuality
>>128564562
the pictures of it are fake
>>128564562
Cute trannies aren't batshit insane like Crystal
Is this the best video on all of youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A&feature=youtu.be
Did Stiv get any funny donations during his run this year?
>>128565387
>not sheev.webm
>>>/out/
>>128565292
Literally yes. Not really relevant but fucking amazing none the less, highly recommend watching this if you like insane TAS shit.
>>128565292
Still literally a 1 press. His logic is faulty as fuck
>>128565762
watch the fucking explanation, you are wrong
>>128565756
I mean it's relevant for a low a presses run
>>128565908
You know that just because someone says something, that doesn't make it correct
He pressed the A button. It is literally an A press. Whether it's held or not is completely irrelevant.
>>128565908
>Pressed the A button
>NO I HALF PRESSED IT :^)
>>128566214
How do you define a press?
>>128566109
>>128566214
watch the explanation at the start, made for people like you
>>128566262
When you press down on the A button you are pressing the A button. Therefore, you have pressed the A button.
>>128566263
We did watch it you fucking mong. His logic is shit
It is a full press
No amount of mental gymnastics makes that wrong
Who would you rather have as your Speedpresident?
>OurWhiteGoose
>Cronikeys
>>128566379
>>128566387
watch the explanation, you are wrong
>>128566435
none of them speedrun, so niether
>>128566435
I rather kill myself both of them are faggots
>>128566435
Cronikeys, Goose is such a cum guzzling shithead.
>>128566476
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128566594
watch the explanation, it literally explains it
>>128566476
Does the N64's A button even have a register for a "half press?" I do not think it does. Therefore, he has pressed the A button.
>>128566621
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128566648
>>128566720
watch the explanation, he literally explains it for people who are as stupid as yourself
yadra just posted a new FSA TAS segment; it's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C2CBBCZcbk
>>128566753
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128566753
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
RE4 runners complain about new skip because it only works on steam 60 category (yes they have categories over frame rate) because it isn't the GCN version which is 20 minutes slower but for some reason "better"
I shouldn't be surprised after all these are the same people who pause mid run to go afk to shit or pick their nose.
>>128566837
>>128566841
watch the explanation at the start of the video for people like you
>>128566379
So you are saying he didn't press the A button during the level?
He never pressed it down during the level.
>>128566967
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128566967
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128566896
But learning new strats is hard.
>>128567008
>>128567051
see
>>128566994
then watch the explanation at the start of the video
>>128562092
I always thought RT meant real talk.
>>128567206
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128567206
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128565292
desu lad it would've been better to say that he gets two jumps with one press, instead of a half press which technically makes no sense by definition. The full press is there, you just accomplish more with it.
>>128567304
>>128567463
stop being so mad that you have to resort to a different device and watch the explanation at the start that fully explains why it is a half press
>>128563537
There is no definite proof either way. The only proof she is female is that she claims so. The only proof that he is male is this picture that carries his username in the filename and which he called ugly without explicitly stating that it is him.
>>128567678
>I'm an idiot duped by faulty logic
Thanks for telling us
>>128567304
>>128567463
I bet you guys refuse to understand the monty hall problem too
>>128567714
it was posted on men's long hair hyperboard
