Last day to do the Seasonal Event! Edition.
>The ”Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXVI” Digest Released!
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/437d1bdcd6e7c3c5176adfbb2b0e787aee640175
>Seasonal Event: Heavensturn 2016:
http://na.finalfantasyxv.com/lodestone/special/2016/Heavensturn/
>Patch 3.15 Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/86c483a5b15766c988ee8db15f4eda117b9d66e4
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/27YG1xjJ
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>128464262
x forhuggingyour friends!
xth for cute lizard girls
Meow
>>128499458
I'm not a slut.... Why would you accuse me of such things?
>>128499639
why are you dating ada
KILL SHORTIES.
Highlanders
Are all the people posting their shitty anime characters due to them being too shit to actually play the game?
I just got told off by the coolest mother fucker in the world and I'm A-Okay with it.Ramuh a cool
grumble grumble sexism mennist grumble grumble
>>128499637
maybe you should post one
xth for best wishes.
Tell me about your day, did it go well?
xth for Emina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASImMuaIhIM
>>128499639
>>128499421
But i need to fap, and you look like a good fap c@
>>128499729
Of course. Why do you think /v/ threads about XIV get actual gameplay-related discussion in them compared to here?
Ooh, haven't experienced this one for a while.
>>128499765
He's the single worst dad in the existence of the primals. Look at his children LOOK AT THEM.
>tfw your qt lala bf is afk.
>get in duty roulette
>trial
yessssss
>>128499891
It's not his fault he was adopted by cabbage patch kids.
>>128499789
Bots are unavoidable but also easily tracked.
File modification is something they should be stringent on though as they have no checks in place currently, leaving it open for abuse.
>>128499891
I always assumed the sylpheed were just at the angsty rebellious age for... weird, creepy, dorky/cute leaf people?
>>128499918
do lewd lala things to him while he's afk, duh
xth for spending all of my money on furniture
>tfw console pleb
>never ever get to see nude models
True suffering
>>128499602
Ugly ugly ugly!
>>128500245
I am putting hot glue on his sword right now!
nth for big women
>>128500268
>tfw no /vg/ guild on Diabolos
Man I just want my own private room, this is horse shit.
>>128500373
Ur a uggg one Mr. Bitch
Distinct lack of butts in here.
>>128499891
Don't take your guff out on Ramuh just because you've developed PTSD from Boar Wars, okay?
>>128500535
>>128500434
>>128500535
xth for wiping in ravana pfs
>>128500535
No shit, the game got rid of good asses when they switched to 2.0.
>>128500535
>>128500026
>SE lays down a don't ask don't tell ruling on parsers
>Buttblasted Anon thinks they'll do anything about nude mods
>>128500434
please surround me, thank you
>>128500589
Get some better clothes for showing that butt off.
>>128500816please zoom in more neko
>>128500856
Good luck detecting a program that's intercepting and reading packets. You can monitor memory and files easily in comparison.
>>128499810
sure
why not
>>128500434
Yes
>>128500535
Rub your ass on my face after a good long workout plz.
>>128500026
They have done literally NOTHING to curb bots, and at this point they are actually hurting the enjoyment of the game for everyone, and you think they're going to give a shit about a nude mod lol.
If they do ANYTHING, they'll hit the guy that made it because he's charging money for it, but that's it.
>>128501095
When are you going to ditch that femroe loser and come back to me?
>>128500964
Whats wrong with Poison from Final Fight? It perfectly matches this entire board's insane infatuation with futas.
>>128499891
He can be a bad dad all he wants, GOAT primal music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDG1rIz1S7k
>>128500964
post yours and i'll zoom in. Take what you can get
>>128501409
As soon as you admit to eating my fucking Doritos!
>>128501409
>tfw he's too busy with that femroe loser to talk to me
This is what doctors call the sad feelies.
>>128501524
We've been over this that isn't Ravana.
Why am I looking up tonsil stones and duct-tape wart removal, /xivg/
It's disgusting but it's fascinating
>>128501397
XI's done more to curb bots than ARR's ever dreamed off.
How the shit are they not able to auto-90k folks running at beyond flee speed? Doing delta checks isn't expensive to process and could be turned on in a per-zone basis.
>>128501409
>loser
Rude, and false.
>come back to me
Gotta tell me who you are first.
>>128501524
this shit makes me depressed for some reason
>>128501524
WHOAAAA
OOO
UUU
AAAAA
AAALOLOLAAAAAA
UUUWWW
AAAAWOOOHHHH
>>128501865
They don't care. Every account running a bot is a paying subscriber and this game is only good for the easy cash flow to XV and 7Remake.
>>128501882
What does he have that I don't?
Handlebars?
elzn
>>128501559
No, it's called grumpy dumpys. If you check the sodium levels, you would see a understanding substantial spike.There is no cure for Memeroes. Sorry.
>>128499718
Highlanders!?
If you hate the game so much, then why are you guys still playing when WoW has Legion and GW2 has that new expansion? You guys always talk about how they're better, so go play it.
>>128501882
A cuck...
>>128502396You can hardly call yourself a highlander with such a tiny cock.
>>128502271
I just want to know ifthere is a cure for futazen thirst
General synonyms for penis if you're ERPing
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
>>128502518Shut up! Having a small dick doesn't make me any less of a highlander!
>>128502465
They have no self-control.
>>128502527
You suck out their souls
>>128502594
>tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
>No fuckstick
Please fix your shit.
>>128502649It absolutely does! Such a measly little member couldn't satisfy anyone. Highlanders are about power, afterall.
>>128502594
Do one for pussy and anus too
I really wish they would rework lbs so that dps can choose between an aoe based lb and a single target based. As it stands bard lb3 is like the most useless pos that I only ever get to steal because all the melees are dead. I wanna stab a nigga with a fucking light arrow god damn it or blast a kahehameha at a pack of trash with mnk.
>>128502594
Well, call me a fucking fourth grader, I actually enjoy seeing that shit.I don't use it myself, but they always give me a good chuckle.
>>128502527
Seek a therapist. Expect the visit to be roughly 6 hours.Repeat once a week.
>>128502594
Jesus Christ how autistic.
>>128502527
I can offer you a clerical alternative. Come to the chapel and pray to Halone, ask for the Fury's forgiveness.
Then you will need to spend time in confession with a local mage cleric. She will need to spend time "entering" and cleansing your soul.
>>128502821
>be tank
>literally never allowed to use lb
>>128502869
Can this therapist cure lonely elezenism....
>>128503170
The price is a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos!
>>128502821
One can make the argument that ranged lb is more worth on 2 targets than a caster LB if the caster is a BLM. Even though caster LB does more per target, there is more animation lock that tends to balance things out.
>>128499637
>human skin stone.
No. Bad.
>>128503157
They should just give every tanks dps lbs too, that shit is pointless for mostly everything.
>>128503267
Yea but the only time that has ever really came in handly are for trash pack mobs and a1n when Im trying to down both oppressors. Idk I just feel like the lb on its own is kinda weak.
>>128502778W-well, you know how the saying goes. It's not about the size of the boat. . .
>>128502465
There are no Lalas in WoW or GW, anon.
>>128502594
>heat-seeking moisture missile
>spawn hammer
>baby arm
>donger
>luigi
God damn my sides.
Post F-list's.
>>128503521
Both have taru's.
>>128503454This boat in question is exceptionally tiny, I bet even a tiny Au Ra or Miqo'te have a bigger package than you!
>>128503454
There's no motion in the ocean with that little dingy, sweetheart.
daily reminder that Tonberry is a shitty server.
>doing roulette
>tam-tara
>don't talk
>pass on everything because my shit is better
>don't fuck up
>wind up having to take damage at points because the tank slips up
>don't mention it
>we win quickly and easily
>3 player commendations
At least the virtual people like me, that's nice.
>>128501992
>>128502046
Yes to both of these observations. Isn't it great?
>>128503687
I don't need a donger to rock your world.
>>128503924
Eh, I still like Ravana and Thordan's themes better.
>>128504015
Ravana's theme is garbage.
>>128504015
i like just about every primal theme better
>>128503873
It's a fair request. You'd understand if you lived in Perth.
>>128504087
>he doesn't know that the war rageth on
>>128503170
No. I'm a doctor, not a babysitter.
xth for cute ebin couples
>>128503947
Where's the proof.
funnest guildhest?
>>128504253
Aww, their horns won't interfere in smooches that's adorable.
>>128504197wageth*
>>128504087
What the fuck am I reading.
>>128504253
pic unrelated
>>128504421
please, glamour is the real endgame
>>128504087
Nice opinion. Doesn't mean it's fact.
>>128504015
I like that it sounds like the singer of the Ravana theme is doing a kind of quasi-kargyraa technique because I'm a huge nerd who listens to Tuvan throat singing.
>>128504253
tfw no one to smack horns with
>>128504354
Solemn Trinity is good for what it is. I wish there were more Full Party defense missions like that.But we'll never get them because people complained about Steps of Faith.
>>128504476
neither the auras or glamour is cute
>>128504581
tfwplease no, i just unloaded over a cute brown butt a few minutes ago
Who is the Gambler Set a reference to?
And is the Barding seen as shitty or tacky?
>>128504402
>>128504197
hhhiihhihihihgh high i stand
It's a shitty fucking song and the worst application of the "decent BGM followed by wacky joke song" formula they use for every primal song. It fucking sucks.
>>128504515
>meme hair fag has bad taste
wew
>>128504712
Grosswho
>>128504845
That's not me.
>>128504783
Setzer Gabbiani from FF6
Yes
>>128504845
>followed by wacky joke song
Anon, consider suicide.
>>128504783
>Not knowing who it refers to
>Playing a Final Fantasy game
>>128503669Stop! I'm sure even I'm not as small as a Miqo'te or an Au Ra.
>>128503687
That's not true. There's plenty of motion! I'll show you one of these days.
>>128504997
The only mainline games I've been able to stomach are I andXIII
>>128504845
jesus christ, grow up and have some fun dude
how goes the alex savage endeavors fellow gamers
>discord is just scatvana and wakka spamming maymays
I dunno what I was expecting
>>128504586
When I was asking how long I had to go until HW, every response had something to say about Faith.It ended up not being as bad as I thought it would be and it was actually kind of interesting.
>>128504858Neko
>>128505052I'd bet anything you are, by a big margin too. Dwarfed by even a petite races like those...
>>128505116
I can tell you never cleared A3S because you're using a shitty filter.
>>128505139
>stratos comes in to shut them up
>they both just talk about how no one is talking anyway
yup truly epic I love the discord
>>128505116
I'm level 32 on my first character and my trial is nearly up but thank you for asking anyway.
>>128505116
>tfw too scared to ask people to teach you
>>128504253
>>128505182
God damn it
>>128504997
>tfw dissidia was my first FF game and XIV was my second
>>128505230
>tfw two of the best people left
>tfw it's only going to get worse from here
Is it just me or is Piercing Talon completely fucking useless
>>128505342
>Aether gives mod to Milly of all people who is never even speaking in there
like what's even the point, even the person who admins it doesn't talk
>>128504845
>wacky joke song
I don't even know what to say. Is your brain made of mushrooms.
Did you even listen to the song, I hated it when I first heard it because my precious weeb ears are for Japanese only. Then I actually listened to it; best song ever.
Maybe if you realize Ravana is a warrior Primal and it's a war song.
>>128504994
I fucking lol'd.
>>128505241
>Level 32
>Trial only goes to 20
W-would you guys ERP with me?
>>128505116
thank yhou for the eye cancer SweetFX-tan
>>128505374
le extra dps for le jumpyes, remove it from your hotbar
>>128505338
Well if we're talking overall I've also played Dissidia andDirge of Cerberus which I unironically love
>>128505195
ye
I wish someone could teach me A3S desu
>>128505407
most of the NEETs are too unstable to mod anything
>>128505292
What, its not my fault you have a cute brown butt and show it off. Don't act suprised.
>>128505116
Absolutely sick of alex.
>>128505193No no no. That's just not true! My mom told me I was only a little smaller than normal!
>>128505292
When are you changing back to this face Neko?
>>128505460
Yeah. You don't make me thirsty but I'm not against dumping a few loads in you.
>>128505560
idk I could think of a few level headed people who would be fine but fucking milly like what
>>128505445
You sure you're not thinking of WoW? I'm a 32 Dragoon and I haven't paid anything besides the cost of actually buying the game.
>>128504281
I'd make your body gush like you're chasing waterfalls and tasting heaven.
>>128505460
>tiny dragon girl
Hell no, roll roedame
>>128505517
I just thought it was funny that my 2 jumping in points are basically full on fanservice and callbacks to previous games.
So far I've only played 012, this and type 0 and I'm interested enough to give XV a shot when it comes out in 50 years.
>>128505614
What do I change to become cuter?
>>128505460
One of the few characters I've ever seen who is actually cute. Good job.
>>128505645
Anon.. That's not a trial.
>>128505675
But tiny girls are perfect matches for femroes.
>>128505407
>>128505139
What discord is this and why am I not in it?
>>128505342
yeah i sure love peanut butter baby every 10 minutes
>>128505574
Im not, im trying to figure out why.this is my fault
>>128505589
Dunno if I change back im prob gonna change to lighter colors or go full silver. I kinds enjoy the face but starting to dislike the edge eye, looks nice with sundet lighting but everywhere else its meh.
>>128505407
Aether left?
>>128505708
Asking the wrong person. I like bald Duskwights and coalburner Wildwoods, black Highlanders, and bubble booty roegadyn.
>>128505579
why is that anon
>>128505810
peanut butter baby is good and it's maybe twice a day
>>128505645
>bought the game
>trial
You bought your first month
>>128505794
check the op
>>128505810
nigger what no one has posted that shit in like a week
>>128505826
he didn't leave but he never even comes around
>>128504712
>>128505782
Oh, if that's what you're after then we're comrades in arms. Carry on.
>>128505778
I don't have an active fucking subscription nigger, is that good enough? All I've got is the 30 days that come with it.
nyeuRHG shit!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I
>>128505618
milly doesnt talk but i guess that made them a good replacement.
>>128505794
xivg one, invite only (i think?)
somebody whos still in it can link you it
>>128505810ah.
>>128505872
Neat, I doubt it'll be more active than my ERP one though.
>>128505656
That's not proof, anon, but it is nice sounding.
>>128505858
>it's good
opinion discarded
>>128505872
it was posted like twice a day and that's two times the amount it takes to flip my pancakes.
>>128505970
yes it used to get spammed
then people stopped
unlike you who still gets hit by dragon's gaze in thordan
>>128505872
stratos for supreme disco mod 2016
>>128506101
tell that shit to aether he doesn't come here
>>128505826
Whats to figure out, you're a cute brown c@ and you dress like a slut. Perfect fap material.It is your fault
>>128505342
>best people left
>incredibly biased attentionwhore and enabler
>epic memer that cannot stop shitting out stupid vines every five seconds
>>128505970
everytime you get gazed we post peanut butter baby
>>128506219
is this a retroactive thing
>>128506186
https://vine.co/v/eIWgJF5YmF2
>>128506138
I know and i regret it everyday
>>128505794
https://discord.gg/0gZmJPQElZ5MZNRA 30 min link bud hf
>>128505970
But adaah
>>128505675
no thanks senpai
here is my attempt at a c@
>>128505810
Literally the best people left/rarely talk anymore
It used to be great but it became a victim of its own popularity and all the piss drinking ERP hugbox sperglords joined and the actual interesting people moved on to greener pastures
>>128505876
Ronaldkun... please. Post more mcnuggies.
>>128506431
I did notice it's been a lot more dead recently. More people not paying attention now that the holidays are over? idk. I'd take memespam and activity over nothing interesting happening.
>>128506431
>shitposting
>>128506431
but I just joined today...
>>128506731
>paks joined
nah I left at a good time
>>128506731
What the fuck are those?
>>128506431
Which people left?
>>128506836
they are called jaggies.
>>128506836
Heaven wings, duh.
>>128506815
Shelter in clique discords my man.
Is it hard for a lala boy to find a lalabf?
>>128507074
I think being str8 is harder in these games desu
>>128506370
Suncats are better suited for dick riding. Give that a try?
>>128507074
Easy. Just advertise it in the search comment and hang out in public until a fellow creep approaches you.
>>128506330
But you still do it, so you must not regret it very much.I enjoy it so please stay the way you are.
Just resubbed. Feel like starting a new character to avoid being confused by new/old shit.
What world is good for just playing, no erp or whatever the fuck goes these days?
>>128507495
Leviathan is pretty good
>>128507495
Sarg is alright.
>>128507495
Siren if you want nothing going on at all
>>128507272
Ugh fine
>>128506370
Roll sun cat for better skintones the eyes are eh but im not the one to talk
>>128507495
Ultros is good if you like a server full of omnicrafters
>>128506731
I've been fapping to paks this whole time?Whatever that dragon is fucking qt
How are you supposed to know your DPS in this game?
>>128507551
>>128507647
>>128507710
>>128507793
How about which is the best FC? Best meaning active, talkative, not too many memers/erpers.
Also, how limited am I if I don't have Heavensward? Is it all just endgame stuff and I'm fine for a while?
A leveling buddy/just someone to help me remember the ropes would also be appreciated I guess.
Please postLiora buttthx
>>128507793
Stop shilling a ghost server please.
>>128508046
abacus
don't bea pussy
grumpy lizards
Well I'm bored of running the same dungeons over and over again.
I'll see you guys later.
>>128508046
Download ACT unless you're on console.
>>128508335
Alright! Thank you, I'll check it out
>That person who only ever does content/things/cuddles with you when you approach them first
>Never get offers of it in return
This personality type is rotten. You ever think your friends might want you to ask them to do something?
>>128504253
I was gone for not even 3 fucking days.
How did it happen this time?
>>128507780
>posting other c@s butt
Lewd Neko
Stop pretending you don't like dressing like a slut and showing that cute brown body off.Does this mean i have permission to fap to your c@ in the future?
>>128508450
calm yourself friend, whatever is it you are talking about
>>128508445
Stop having stupid expectations of your friends. Have you ever considered they may not even want to do the content you are doing, but just want to hang out/spend time with you?
>>128508445
That's how relationships work, dude. Once a pattern is established people are comfortable with it and often times expect it to continue the way it has.
I understand it probably feels like you're the only one making an effort, but they don't necessarily have any obligation to do things with you when you ask but they do anyways, right?
I don't mean to be rude but I think you've got it alright if there's somebody who wants to do things with you when you approach them.
>>128508445
>they only ask for help with their tedious boring shit
>expecting me to offer them something good in return
No, fuck these people.
>>128508323
ok bye literal who with shit gear
>>128508658
That lizard having a new victim.
>>128508867
like the prince and his new squeaky toy
>>128508798
>posts on an anonymous imageboard
>uses "literal who" as an insult
Tweaks for DRK!
>Dark Passenger MP cost removed
>Abyssal Drain MP cost removed; 5s CD
That'd be pretty much perfect. Really, when is the last time you used DA for Dark Passenger? It just costs too much fucking MP for what you get out of it.
>>128508750
>ask for help with tedious boring content
>no one helps
>ask for help with lucrative easy content
>everyone's up in arms
If they don't help with the first, I won't ask with the second.
>>128507551
>>128507647
Ok I think I'll join one of these.
Are there any FCs? Pastebin doesn't have anything for them.
>>128508957
Hilarious you would even bring me up in this conversation. Go back to orbiting each other's dicks and leave me out of it.
When is this game going to get pk? I want dudes to just run up and swing on me during fates.
>>128509143
>>128508957
>>128508867
>>128508658
>>128508450
>>128504253
>>128509182
Man people in this game can't even handle constructive criticism or polite advice, there will never, ever, ever, ever, be PKing in this game.
>>128509182
>>128509320
>you will never be a dickass thief
Garris, looks like Excalibur isn't taking characters right now. Unless you can find another way, I'm not going to be able to talk to you afterall.
>>128508957
That didn't answer my question.It also wouldn't be me without making it sound rude.
>>128509695
Show butt
>>128509695
decoration in the room is overwrought. less is more
>>128509695
Don't poke me
I bet you don't wash your hands
>>128509143
did you break up with xav?
>hyurs are the only race that don't share facial features
The low level armour in this game is even worse than WoW, god damn.
Any recommendations for a fun first class to play? I'm on rogue at the moment, seems decent
>>128510149
Fun is subjective
>>128509894
It finally happened, the day ZR finally clears A4s
>>128509998
Xav had just come from an actual relationship before meeting me and never had to do a long distance one.
In the end it just wasn't the same to him, I kinda expected it and he spoke to me about it so I understand where he was coming from.
He was a really nice guy, hot too.
>>128510219
True enough
There aren't any generally agreed upon classes people here prefer though?
>>128509958
I'll give you 100,000 gil to sniff that finger. 1,000,000 to lick it clean.
>>128510297
didn't expect a serious response. anyways, that sucks. hope you're doing well
>>128510258
That tail isn't blocking anything though.Keep going that butt looks good in that blue bikini bottom
