NA CS edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg (embed)
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png (embed)
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg (embed)
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg (embed)
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)
Watch this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] CS:GO - "One of a Kind" (Jesper "JW" Wecksell) (embed)
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)
>>128499065
top meme lad
rip clown9
>>128499179
that's nice.
>Swedes
>>128499313
nice jawline
Who else deranked?
MG1 to GN1
>>128499435
Supreme to DMG
inb4 skadoodle becomes IGL because no one else wants to do it
>>128499065
does s1mple have huge hands or a tiny head
>>128499435
#wasglobalstillglobal here
CLOUD 8 LMFAOO
>LOSE A TOP IGL
>REPPACE HIM WITH A HACKING PUGSTAR NOOB
KEEEEEEKK
KEEEK
BTFO BY WINTER FOX WITH SWAG PLAYING KEEEEK
rip NA dream c9 roster
swag
skadoodle
GeT_RiGhT
shroud
n0thing
>>128499516
It's so bad at my current rank.
I'm getting mostly kids who dunno shit about the game, who have been GN1 before update and damn am I raging hard every game..
You DON'T want to play mirage at my current rank.
-stewie2k +WarOwl
it's so simple
>>128499690
shroud and n0thing don't below in any dream rosters
>>128499516
damn that guy looks feminine as fuck
-n0thing
+tarik
>>128499516
can't find more than 4 pictures
some more somewhere?
>>128500101
http://unseentrans.tumblr.com/post/132662705076
>stewie
I refuse to buy any skins that aren't factory new.
Is anyone else here as autistic as me?
>c9 getting cucked by random NA T3 pug
the fucking round timer
>>128500253
Only AWP and AK should be FN
Everything else should be MW
>-stewie
>+semphis
I SAY CLOWN YOU SAY NINE
CLOWN
>>128500278
>not liking 60 minute tactical rounds
cmon man
>>128500157
ty f@m
>>128500371
NEIN
>>128500371
NINE
>>128500371
Nein
>burgers have been in afghanistan for fucking 15 years
>whining about a 60 minute timer when fighting terrorism
smdh
>>128500101
she camwhores on chaturbate all the time under the name warmfreshpaint
Rip
rest in pepperoni haha ha aahaha
>>128500551
>she
>>128500668
it's 2016, move past your hate and ignorance please
>>128500668
that penis is super feminine she is clearly female
Holy shit Cloud 9 looks like such a mess. And I bet it wouldn't improve much if Skadoodle was there
wow did it got taken down?
>>128500734
>it's 2016
>move
pick one senpai
>>128500734
>guys, it's $CURRENT_YEAR !!!!
>shroud
LEMME JUST CASUALLY TRY TO STROLL THROUGH A SMOKE HERE
now the roundtime is 1:55
this shit is a joke and now I know why stunna is backing them up
they are letting Swag play
mfw C9 loses a map to Winterfox
>>128501182
thats the correct round time..
>>128501308
this isn't a valve tournament...
>>128501374
hasn't like every tournament changed to the new timers
1:55 rounds and 40 sec bomb
>meme team winnings the meme map
gotards stop with your memes
god this caster
>swag didn't mean to throw that smoke behind him instead to where he's aiming right now
lmao
ahaha whats going on bros its PEEEWDIEEEPIEEEE give me a BROFIST BROS!
Did titan died
>>128501581
yas
THAT FULLY FLASHED NOSCOPE FROM XP3
LOL
>stewie
>STEWIE
my sides
wow a braindead pug team is winning dust2
I remember XP3 getting a wallbang through a wall in cache a few months ago, shit was crazy
>>128501581
>>128501619
i feel bad for cypher
>>128501737
he's like the worst awper statistically in the whole pro scene but he does hit the occasional sick shot
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
PSA: C9 vs WinterFox
WinterFox took map 1, c9 looking like shit atm desu famas..
twitch tv fuazubu
>that round on long
Now THIS is NA cs
>>128501847
>PSA
hello the front page of the internet
hey, my hacks are working!!!!
-stewie2k
>freakazoid bottomfragging
sean isn't there to give him a shot
>>128501847
Azubu player is fine desu
SEAN I NEED YOU
- FRKZD
+ semphis
- skadoodle
+ ShahZam
-stewie
+semphis
-freak
+Timmy ta
>a is weaker than b
>when theres 1 player b and 2 at a
lmfao
>>128502284
SEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAN
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT BRING IT
>>128502284
>>128502442
>tfw your dealer is gone
>>128502557
God NA team
Semphis
Jordan Gilbert
Skadoodle
Automatic
Cj da king
w-what do you MEAN you LEFT????????? WE DO OUR JOB DILIGENTLY NOW FEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS BEEN SO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>>128499782
top tier
XP3 OBVIOUS AS FUCK
LMAO
>>128502714
>>128502714
>>128502634
S-SEAN?
fuck off harveyfag
>>128499435
LE to MGE
I only have played like 5 mm matches in the past month. I lost 2 of them and deranked. I'm just gonna play like once a week or so from now on just to maintain my rank
It's high risk/low reward; it's easy to derank but hard to rank up
imo it should be just as hard to derank as it is to rank up in terms of how many matches won/lost
until they are equal I won't go back to mm
cevo and faceit are decent for now
What steam pictur proves that im not a hacker?
NA dream (meme) team
m0e
Summit1g
Warowl (igl)
Shroud
Kittyplays
>>128502848
>imo it should be just as hard to derank as it is to rank up in terms of how many matches won/lost
it is
the rank shift has already pretty much stabilized
>>128502913
ONE WITH YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND
are both these teams in teamhouses? Winterfox all have the same ping and c9 all have the same ping minus Shroud...
why the fuck would swag be living in the team house? He's from the carolinas, no way he gets 45 ping on a server californians have 45 ping on
>>128502913
some muscular af guy flexing
bonus points if you crop face out
>>128502968
I have no grillfriend. I have a grill on my friendlist.
>>128502960
off yourself reddit
mOE already showed he is better than kennys on LAN
>>128503137
USE HER AVATAR
lol @ them automatically shutting down the server after the game is over, so it freezes the gotv
hahaha
i bet there's going to be 60 min round time again when they restart the server for 3rd map
>>128502960
>>128503138
You guys mean device right?
>>128503220
daboo is LITERALLY our guy
>>128503081
Yeah that'd be really weird if swag was at the c9 team house. I thought I read a month ago that they were looking for a house, I doubt they got one already
>>128502960
kek
>>128503409
oh he was casting? i would have watched then.
>>128503404
devve*
downloading david bowie blackstar anyone listen to it senpai
not waiting 2mins after the last rounds is like a big fuck you to the caster, lel
Is it true the m0e_tv ACTUALLY said to get your lol on here?
Moe is literally the best awp NA hebraprd Kennys in the ass in LAN with a tram he never played with before. If you build a team around moe sgares and semphis you get NAs first major win.
>>128503673
>hebraprd
i'm not sure what this means but for some reason it makes me feel like this post needs a trigger warning
>>128503528
its ok
>>128503801
*he brapped
>>128503865
>>128503528
and I want to add that is very overrated since Bowie died like 2-3 days after the album was released.
>>128503409
is this some sort of new meme
Daboo is shit
It's clear he's not super knowledgable about the game and english is his second language
He sounds like some guy that just works at the organizer and they were like "fuck we need an english caster and none of can speak passable english. Daboo, you're ok at english, right? Do the cast, we don't want to have to pay for a real caster."
I have been watching the russian streams for this competition because all the english casters have been so annoying
at least russian sounds cool and if they say something retarded/cringey I don't understand it
>>128503673
there is no awp in NA like mOE
all of them are pussies
>>128504071
exactly my thoughts.
he is boring as shit
>>128504071
He's a better caster than DDK and all other casters besides Anders and Semenler
>>128504471
don't be silly, famalam
>cache is t sided
what
>>128504071
he got /cuteboy/ stich to cast for us :3
>wintercucks
oh come on daboo.. dont start rambling about random shit like the difference between a tactic and a strategy
>stewie dying unnecessarily on eco
literally shahzam- the rifler
>>128505815
Unnecessary deaths are a staple of NA cs
I just played with missharvey in an esea pug and I told her about how people photoshop her face hidden in our thread OP pictures
>>128505995
true, it's like these people don't think it matters whether you win a round with 1 player left alive or 5
>>128506053
what'd she say? didn't someone email her last year
>>128506151
>last year was 2015
>>128506053
bullshit tbqh famalam
>shitie2k
>sewage2k
I like it
>shittie2k
>>128506302
>>128506361
what did he do?
>>128506392
ran through a smoke like a retard and got absolutely shit on
>>128506151
I emailed her but never got a response.
This was after harveyfag admitted to following her at the esea lan. (This is why he appears in the semphis vid because he wanted to be earliest as possible to see her)
I'm a strong supporter of WFX, I can already call it looks like a gg lol. Good job on the pick up C9 it feels like a solid pick up!
nice repeeks there shroud real smart
>>128506053
>>128506507
Hello reddit, nice fucking white knighting
BRAX U BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
>>128506217
>2007 was 33 years ago
Guys i came here to tell you I won the $1.5 billion jackpot in the lottery and plan on spending my $800 million on CS:GO skins
How did he not get blind there? The fuck is this game
>cloud 9 loses another eco
lol
>>128507197
he dodged it
>>128507197
it was a shit flash
>>128507197
clock shift
>>128507262
You cant dodge a flash in real life. Fuxks sake even COD does it right. This game is garb
>make video game
>people hate it because its not real life
what more can i do
>>128507415
lol
go back to arma, kiddo
swag will never be at a major again
>>128507578
good kids a fag
>>128507415
And frag grenades have a lethal radius of over 2 feet irl what's your point
guys
which is the best m4a1-s skin?
http://csgostash.com/weapon/M4A1-S
>>128507681
That this game.is shit and DOD is a billion times better because of gets simple basics down
COD too
>>128507985
your least liked one
>>128507578
>this wigger will never be at a lan again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1mt1swzrY
Glad those kikes are banned too rofl
who /dotcrosshair/ here?
>>128508564
I have a square crosshair with a little hole in the middle for them headshots. it's pretty good
>>128507045
THERES NO SOUND
>>128508698
0.5 width masterrace right? right?
also mine is a 0.5 dot with a 2px 50% alpha black outline
anyone want to play with me on my silver elite smurf?
usa east coast
>>128509990
you post this every night around 12. you should get some rest for a change, anon.
>>128510386
this is the only time i play
>>128509990
>smurf
>>128510497
do you wageslave that hard?
>>128509990
no chill people want to play with smurfs, you are just going to get other smurfs and shitty people
>>128510595
in uni, don't work. just do shit during the days
>>128507985
the hot rod since I've never seen one
>>128510719
has anyone ever taken you up on your offer?
>>128510998
yes
>>128511087
cool. anyways, i'd play with you if my rank wasn't nova 3 and i had a mic.
>>128508698
>>128509002
please post
>>128506291
nah dude,
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=6002203
>>128506151
she just went "ROLF"
missharvey 7.96 12 4 24 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 .104 28
lol
>>128513775
>>128513579
>>128506053
http://www.twitch
.tv/missharvey/v/35313788
Holy shit you can actually see her face change for the rest of the stream after you mention that.
02:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw
old meme coming through
and wow i just realized that the end of the url is jw
cool
>>128514204
*02:40:00
ubinited getting on nosleeptv
>>128514204
there was a guy here who drew a bunch of hardcore porn of her that got posted on her fb page but she apparently doesnt check it just posts there
>>128499435
I deranked from LE to DMG, but that was after losing like 3-4 solo queue matches, so I don't even think it was because of the new rankings.
>>128514204
how is this the first time she hears about this? She looked legitimately shocked and ended the stream right after rofl
>>128514204
thanks for this, when I was in game I couldnt check her stream, this made my day
>>128514354
missharvey is so outta the loop
>>128514204
>is this guy for real
>highlights text
>her face when after that
>ends stream right after
god bless /csgog/
>>128514204
I cant read the text is it clear to her that its just one guy doing it or does she think its all of csgog
because its 1 guy
>>128514707
I tilted her so fucking hard
>tfw wife's son used my credit card to buy $500 in gun skins
>wife's boyfriend rewarded him for doing it
>>128514724
she highlights the text at 02:40:35
>>128514860
nice one anon
>>128514793
you probably ended her stream early too
>he desperately tries to get pros attention in deathmatch
>he bothers pros on deathmatch
>he sends streamers passive aggressive "support" donations requesting attention and some meme response
>>128515025
my gift to you, /csg/, love you guys
>>128515114
why do you say /csg/ instead of /csgog/ like a human
>>128515110
>see goatrope in a dm
>say "is that the goatrope"
>no response
>>128515157
flush yourself
>>128515219
:^)
>128515114
>play dm all day everyday
>just went positive against adreN
come at me
>>128515506
lol
who is your favourite electronic games commentator?
If youve never played on a different res and try changing does it affect your aim? i.e. does sens feel different on different res or am I being dumb
>>128515753
ur being dumb
>>128515790
thanks senpai
may skins and good reg come to you
>>128515753
unless you're going from stretched to not stretched or the other way around then no
>pistols can still one shot through headarmor
>'balanced'
>>128515880
tfw five seven/p250 oneshots and getting quick 3k's on eco
feels better than busting a nut when you just dome these niggas who paid 4k~ :^)
>>128515880
gomenasai
>DaZeD mad about hen1 not speaking english in FPL
>keeps typing shit and backspacing it
#newdazed
HOLY SHIT TURN ON DAZED STREAM HEN1 IS LITERALLY MUMBLING AND CALLING LITERAL GIBBERISH FUCKING APEX KEK
DAZED IS FURIOUS
Why are CSGO matches so fucking easy to bet on? DotA is a retarded rollercoaster but CSGO is incredibly consistent. A good team will beat a lesser team almost always.
>>128516785
because cs is a team game
>>128516838
This, but also because CS is very much a game of pure skill and coordination while Dota has more RNG.
>chat calling DaZeD racist for being mad hen1 is speaking broken english with a hilarious accent in FPL
>>128516686
its happening again dude
>cant bet on fpl matches
esports is still 10 years before real sports
Hen1 the god
>>128517937
>hen1 literally only knows how to call banana/site
>dazed can barely contain himself
i want him to pop
its just too fucking perfect that he's sponsored by ibp too
dazed is essentially losing to winterfox what a cuck
lmao
>>128518518
>HAHAHA
>lmao
>>128518631
loling every kek rn
>I have to learn Portuguese to get fpl points
>DAS RACISSSS
>UNREAL
>UNFUCKINGREAL
three twenty what more can ido
>tfw cheating is the only way i can get attention
i-im sorry ;_;
as i promised yesterday, six hours of playing solitaire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5zknNX5Bj4
i wish cs was fun still everything sucks so god damn much
>>128519954
king of spades is our guy
>>128519954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_kN_DJQJ3U
Who /mobile/ here?
Fnatic or Envy goys
>>128520416
fnatic
ez
>>128520416
fnatic of course
>>128519954
I only wanted to watch if it was streamed, not just recorded. fuck u
>>128520416
fnatic
>>128520604
i can start streaming it if you want
>>128499435
Did ranks deteriorate before the patch?
I was DMG the last time I played (during operation Phoenix) I installed the game last week and had to play deathmatch to get to lvl 3 to play ranked (bullshit)
I won my first game, the one that's needed to display my rank and it told me I was in silver 3. Now I'm being reported for hacking every game from people who don't know which end of the gun shoots bullets
why does dazed have so many knives?
>>128520682
children donating to him
>>128520635
start a csgog stream. inhouse only with csgog
>dazed being a showman convincing children to sub
make me smile
hen1 on steel team
One slot on aus serverr gn2 to ak ranks in queue if you wanna join
>>128520664
Happened to me too. I didn't even uninstall, just haven't played mm in like a month. Played a few games tonight. After my 1st game I was "moved to a higher skill rank".
Silver III.
I was only gold nova III before I stopped. No idea what happened.
>>128520604
>>128520635
>>128520868
/solitard
will probably play until fnatic vs nv
is hen1 our guy now
>>128521331
play csgog or kys
can envyus take 1 map off of fnatic?
>>128499435
No fucking way is MG1 DMG now.
>>128521437
If it's Inferno then maybe
>>128521771
you're right its new nova2-4 thats old dmg
>>128521331
film yourself eating
Do I need to activate that steam mobile phone app for my lounge bets to go through?
>>128522315
you dont need to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, cutie.
>>128521437
evnyus will win
cany anyoen else bet rn?
when is the game
>>128512383
it's in the crosshair maker map I have no fucking clue how it works
>>128515110
>>128515360
I just posted the real one, the title is "that's harakiri" and it's smaller. glad to see my meme is catching on
>>128522315
Yes
>>128523547
>>128523651
the guy who posted the dismissive wave was not me, the guy who normally posts it
i figured that you were the guy who posted it and so i replied with that picture
i was actually thinking about renaming it to That's Harakiri but i couldn't be bothered doing that
>>128523767
how are you doing bro
