>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago, IL, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
- Game Submissions close on January 22nd: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dNcrenGEbrx92Q3Yl8lXOSYqOtCbGzOagivHWCREl5M/viewform?c=0&w=1
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
- Game Submissions close on January 17th. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J8rtX3MUOWnQGbfinv-u0D9xNmCvjjwFZ4VdaqJc8CU/viewform
MWSF:
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/mwspeedcrew
ESA:
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon
>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
Gay hobby
Some fucking cumrag just had to make a new thread. I was already getting nice and cozy in the afterlife.
Yo look at this sad panda lmao
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/587051/bb8d2b2873/
>>128439051
That's not sad panda
>>128439163
It's not? Why is it a sad panda for me then?
Tell me your secrets, senpai
>>128439051
>e-
>panda
good morning /srg/:3c
go to bed
Speedrunning needs to die so that I can die
Hello Friends,
Please post your speed squares.
Thanks
>>128439379
hi speedfriend
>>128439949
What is wrong with saboom?
Has he ever followed through on anything he has ever said?
He probably has the record for most pastebins by a single person on the internet and I don't think he has ever commited for even a month.
Right now he's running Spyro 2, a game just back in september he said he'd never touch again.
what should i watch on netflix /srg/
>>128440761
big bang theory
>>128440761
House of Cards
>>128439949
i just can't do this anymore
>>128441080
>de hippie spacing
DKC
>>128440414
Why did you drop Quake?
>>128442075
Too much of a proper speedgame
>>128440761
Stop posting this and fuck off, not relevant
>>128442574
what should i watch on netflix
>>128442574
you fuck off grindxmonkey
>>128439949
I like niché titles that nobody gives a shit about
So does GQD apparently.
does /srg/ know the name of a point and click game I played on the computer in like 1998 it was a dog that traveled to like a dark castle and bright castle and shit
>>128442667
Ridiculous Six
>>128442757
Alex Kidd was my first speedgame when I was like 7
Never could manage to kill the forest boss with my motorcycle
>>128442957
are you going to run it?
then no.
>>128442957
Sounds like Jack Orlando
>>128443056
yes, i will run it alongside troggle trouble math
Yo senpai, hmu with a good JRPG to run on PC
>>128443034
when I was 7, buying the motorcycle in the forest was a death sentence
>>128443182
Last Remnant
Best JRPG
mmh
Why aren't you speedrunning fc3 anymore slaybro?
>>128443216
It's the only way I could ever get through it without losing tons of lives. I'd always lose a life on the boss though when I crashed into him.
>>128443258
he did for sr6
>>128443894
>the self important oldfags called that shitfest "sr6"
are you for real family
>>128444585
>self important
>coming from entitled nobody
lmao
>>128444734
>nobody
do you even KNOW who you're talking to?
>>128444818
Siglemic?! Is that you?!
How's the huggies treating ya?
>speedrunning gamemaker
wew?
>>128444585
how did you like sr6?
Are there any good programs that can download vods? I tried jdownloader but the video ended up being very choppy in certain parts.
*gets the AGDQ flu*
>>128446275
Hasn't happened yet.
>>128446812
*gets the speedrun blues*
*gets the AGDQ STD*
>>128446812
sounds like a meme instead of a real thing desu lad
>>128446812
That's what you get for attending an autistic sperg convention and actually touching stuff that isn't your own
>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
>>128447086
SJ......
>>128447451
It's real. It's something that happens when a bunch of greasy, unhygienic nerds all get together and wipe their flu infected fingers all over game controllers and idiots pick them up without spraying them down with anti-bacterial shit first.
man neo speedrunning community is garbage, you fags don't know how to stir up drama well enough
>>128447739
everyone in GDQ deserves to get sprayed down if you get what I mean
>>128447874
I'd argue the neo speedrunning "community" is the drama fags, honestly.
*posts*
>>128449881
go away b_ we don't want you
I'm done with this place. Bye everyone
>>128449994
I've been working on this for years.
>>128447578
I don't get this meme.
>>128450107
what meme?
*sniffle* >,_<
>>128450174
SJ getting an STD from an old man pozzing his neg boypussy.
>>128450276
not everything is a meme dude
>>128450248
>.o
HELP I HAVE A RUNNY NOSE AND IM TRYING MY BEST TO STOP IT LEAKING >,_<
I MIGHT BE RETARDED >_<
>>128450579
Did you go to AGDQ?
Serves you right if so
>>128450392
Give me a source then.
>>128450579
I know this feeling senpai
Dying sick all week
>>128446901
sr6 happened a few days ago, though?
i don't know when srg 7 is happening
>>128450969
>,_<
>>128450579
I would kill you if I could.
Noir partnership confirmed
>>128451186
Nobody cares you fucking cuckold
tfw no strem ._.
zfg pls stream
>tfw you didnt get to run in slayer's marathon
tfw you think trihex is a dumb ass but you want to maintain a good relationship with him because he'll probably be a d-list delebrity someday and you can ask him for a handout
leet_dude94 with the 2 month resub, glad to have you back man really appreciate the support
can the give a little HYPE
>>128451939
I want to see nice memegames tbvh
>>128452058
omg who subbed to whom?!?!? (to he bonest)
>>128451285
Gonna go ahead and slap a word on this post
>>128451986
protip: nobody likes those people
nuthug 'cause you like him, or ignore him 'cause you don't
also the meager scraps you'd get fro a scrub-tier celeb like trihex are nothing compared to what you'd get by having a job. any job.
>>128451790
tbvh wording this unless someone takes a strong opinion against it
'SRG6' is a fucking joke, literally everyone who paricipated is a non speedrunner, NO ONE posted it in the actual thread and was basically a massive fucking circle jerk. Disgusting.
>>128450579
just shove some toilet paper in your nose
alright who's the fucker that submitted my run for chibi's marathon
>>128452606
>srg6
dont you mean sr6 anon
Anyone else pick up mario kart 8 speedrunning?
It's great because it's actually just playing casually for an hour then screaming what your time is
>>128452671
*tries it* >^<
There. That should hold out.
noir is partnered...
>>128452794
>>128452754
>tfw me'd and you'd for every entry in this post
nice
>>128451285
worded this a bit too hard and came...
>>128452983
wow nice
>>128452983
well done
NOIR is high on strem and partner :DDD
>>128453052
omg it hapned again :D
>>128452732
I missed that run, was it better or worse than Left 4 dead 2?
>>128453089
shut the fuck up already
>>128452606
this is such a squid post
this thread is not very good
>>128453154
worse
>>128453191
this hobby's not very good
I'm Cronikeys, anybody want me to clean up this community (I could) or just fuck off. I'm good at crusading
>>128453154
Significantly worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM9W4M48QdE
Skip to anywhere and count the uhhs
>>128452832
>you will never have a twitch employee nuthug you hard enough to give sub and a name change
why even live
>>128452606
lmao @ this guy being mad as fuck he didn't get a ~~personal invitation~~ to sr6
all you had to do was start up your stream and say "im next" bitchboi
>>128453154
Better, it was a much needed trainwreck.
NASA discussion and Q&A
twitc.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly
>>128453326
don't fuck off, just stop namefagging.
>>128453326
Can I take you out on a date at NASA?
>>128453326
go for it babe
Need to fap. Someone post croni pics please
lmao what the fuck is noobest even doing? didn't he quit speedrunning like a year ago?
>mod a game
>run at 110% speed
>instant wr
>>128452606
>tfw its memed about so much i thought it was just slayer's stream or something
>missed the whole thing
>>128453887
>>128453968
Good luck with that Chibi
>>128453486
Make your bed DSP
>>128453968
Why the devil?
Reminder that cheating is never wrong unless you get caught
>>128454017
i posted about it like 5 times when it was just kicking off, sorry
>>128452606
wow!
>>128453887
>>128453364
The entire run is dependent on the rng of the cpu racers and what items they get. Why is this allowed?
Knowing what you know now, would you let Cosmo keep the Ocarina of Time record if it meant him staying the way he used to be?
I think I would.
>>128454160
not jewish enough
>>128454281
yeah why not that speedrun sucks anyway
>>128453968
>run a game on emulator
>it's accepted in the community.
>play with both a controller and keyboard.
>instant wr
>>128454169
Only if you're shit
>>128453326
Stop doing this shit, you are an embarrassment. You have absolutely no authority in the community whatsoever, stop acting like your name is even worth self dropping. Fuck up.
>>128454281
lol no why would i give a shit
>>128454169
There are a lot of questionable runs but something like Stepmania at least requires skill
>>128454281
if only he was better at Wind Waker.
then it'd be OK.
>>128454281
who cares about a fag, can't wait for him to off himself soon to be honest
>>128453968
>not running at 300% speed
wew lad
>>128453486
>the guy who reeked like shit, went over estimate, was obnoxious on stream and outside the stream, got banned for being a douchebag and tried to stay relevant by playing mario party is running a marathon
jeez, what could go wrong
>>128453486
>these fags in chat
rip nasa
Anyone who is unironically support NASA is a tool of the highest order. Naegleria doesn't even speedrun, please wake the fuck up.
is mic really better than no mic?
I'm only here to shitpost about a WR run in an obscure game by a meme youtuber http://youtu.be/efEe6nsPuoc
.>>128453753
>>128454429
I think I'll just leave until I become interested in games again. If y'all need me to add someone or whatever just tweet me (I do have pull in the community by the way. I guarantee you I could get a lot of big-name speedrunners to join a Revolution and I have the technical/persuasion skills to make it happen regardless of whether or not you like me personally)
bye bye
>>128455268
don't kill yourself please
>>128455108
the only people who want mics are people who want to pretend they have friends
as long as you're good at your game or at least trying your best it doesn't matter what you do
>>128455268
a revolution for what? the way we play video games?
>>128455434
I won't. OMW to therapist now
>>128455529
No, just the way this community is organized. It's very unstable right now and a lot of people aren't happy about it. If you disagree, then well
fw your favorite srg speedster lost the will to speedrun
he still streams attempts but he clearly doesn't want to anymore, bless his soul
>>128455747
>It's very unstable right now and a lot of people aren't happy about it
In what universe will an unstable and unhappy person make an unstable and unhappy community stable and happy?
>>128455747
>playing fucking games with a timer
>community
hurry up and kill yourself you waste of space
>>128454616
goes up to 1000% with a console command
>>128455949
hot white gold digging pussy will do that to a man
>>128455956
When I put my focus into something I go all out. I also privately have support from a lot of key SRL and SDA administrators. Psychopaths are the best leaders anyway
I have another project I could do if this isn't wanted, but I think it is.
>>128456017
has nothing to do with that. I don't care what people do for fun, I care with the lack of organization in this community and the "Anything Goes" attitude that's been popularized by SRL and GDQs. There are serious posts about having a rhythm games block at the next event
>>128456873
Shut the fuck up, you don't even speedrun
>pillow fort at NASA
Comfy
As
Fuck
>>128456873
ignore grindxmonkey, you're based af
>>128457253
Noir comes into your pillow fort and gives you sex eyes, what do you do?
>>128457669
activate the self destruct system I built into the pillows for this very reason
my sacrifice will pave the way for a better speedfututre
>still calling it sr6
piss off circlejerkers
>>128457669
Kill him for being a cock tease
Either put up, or get got
If I wanted to get into running games and I already know I'd be more interested in running older SNES stuff.. will an emu just do me fine?
I neither have a good old fuckhuge CRT, nor a super famicom or the JP carts to go with it for the games I'd want to play.
Should I just go with higan emu?
>noir gets 40 viewers prior to AGDQ
>gets partnered after his view peaks drop 500% in 3 days since AGDQ
>guy I know streaing for 3 years with consistently 120viewers gets denied 20 times by twitch for no reason
I hate this website desu
When is twitch going to provide a "my internet is shit as fuck" quality option for non-partnered streams and AT LEAST transcode a mobile quality stream for you so that you can at least watch
FOLLOW UP QUESTION
When are non-partnered streamers with under 10 viewers going to stop streaming 20 year old 224p games at fucking 3k bitrate
>>128458237
When are you going to catch up with the rest of the world and drop the 56k?
>>128452910
>>128458185
Sure, it's fine.
higan or snes9x 1.53 if your comp has trouble with higan + streaming
>>128457521
Kill yourself you fucking degenerate, literally whiteknighting a non-speedrunning tranny with a deluded sense of power, you cannot get any lower than this.
>>128458186
stay salty matt
>>128458551
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
>>128458476
2bh wouldn't trade my location up for faster internet. 1mb down is suffering.
Maybe if satellite was less expensive, I guess.
>>128458497
Don't want to stream yet, I'm not sure. I know higan is a real resource hog because of how accurate it tries to be.
I'm with an i5 4570 @ 3.4ghz
I guess I'll find out eventually
>>128458651
with those specs, you should be able to run it at 60 fps fine
Let's settle this http://strawpoll.me/6528514
>>128458760
Cheers. Also I meant 4670, not 4570.
Time to grab higan
>>128458827
I don't even understand these choices
>>128458185
Invest the hundreds of dollars for the equipment, that way you stay motivated to go fast since you put down so much.
>>128458602
>I'm absolute scum who puts non-speedrunning tranny freaks on a pedestal!
Some of you animes are alright, don't come to school tomorrow.
>>128458941
ooh ah ooh ah! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>128459015
>>I'm absolute scum who puts non-speedrunning tranny freaks on a pedestal!
>>128458185
It's ok to start out with but CRT + console is the best way to play. Not in a meme way either the input delay is noticeably way better.
Can someone teach me how to do the level Clean Hit on Hotline Miami with Brandon? I'm not entirely sure how I'm supposed to aim on the first floor.
>>128458924
That's what I thought about learning an instrument
>buy really good one
>fast forward a few weeks and it just sits in he corner
fucking retards high jacking the grindxmonkey meme, the cultural marxist thirsted for that tranny ass you retards.........
>>128459120
Me again, I can get almost all the enemies in my attempts at the level so far but I haven't been able to get everyone with 1 smg clip yet.
>>128459113
How come we still don't have the capability of having input lag be as low or even lower as the old console with modern tech on PC?
I find it pretty astounding
>>128459080
>says the monkey in love with one
>>128459260
>>128459326
You haven't been paying attention if you think this is true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhZsnZ_llWs
>>128459319
We live in the age of 10 second boot times, no one seems to give a shit about latency anymore.
>>128459120
>>128459289
I'm gonna assume you get the route up until you have the hostage in the room
when you aim, the first target is the other 'normal' enemy in white, and once he's dead you just move your mouse in an arc around the room
sometimes you can't hit all the enemies if one or two are too high/too low, in this situation you can just pick up the rifle and fire shots at them since normally if they're in such a position then they shouldn't hit you if you're quick
>>128459436
Me thinks thou doth protest to much :3c
>>128459494
chibi...
>>128459181
Instrumenting takes real skill and dedication, we're talking about speedrunning here dude
Serious question guys:
Where was Essentia at AGDQ this year?
>>128459120
Join the discord
>>128459917
At home getting knocked up with Babyssentia #4.
Serious question guys:
Have you seen the oil prices?
>>128459494
Our boi retro at it again
>>128459598
You mean the russians in the white suits right? Why is normal in quotes?
>>128460007
Link?
With all the trannies in the speedrunning community which tranny is the hottest one?
Is Cronikeys really a tranny or is that just a meme?
>>128460170
Cronikeys.
>>128460145
don't really know what i was thinking with the quotes but yes, the target is the other russian in white suit who isn't a hostage
the discord is at https://discordapp.com/invite/0lAUUAslRR9ZaaGY so if you have further questions i'll help you out in there if you join
Chibi is on the sdr discord now. Someone go ask him about his gf.
>>128439251
Sad panda isn't on g.e dumbass.
>>128460298
I thought there were 3 total russians in white on the first floor but I'll try that thank you. I'll join the discord channel too.
>>128460186
He/She it is indeed a tranny
>>128460170
Cronikeys if she really is a tranny. Seems like a typical psychobitch attentionwhore
>>128460170
I'd pound the fuck out of Cronikeys
Wouldn't introduce "her" to my mother though.
>>128451630
fuck you
>>128460412
Where was that confirmed? Not that I don't believe you since the face is mannish
does anybody know something about fallout 1 speedruns?
I'm supposed to run away from the super mutant, he gets stuck and I can progress. I can't manage to run away from him though, he always initalizes combat.
webm related, a handful of attempts
>>128460428
She's very mentally ill and will probably kill herself this year after she gets surgery. BDD is one helluva mental disorder to have.
>>128460868
If you're OK with approaching the reddit crew, I know DrTChops has some experience running this game and could definitely help you figure that out. He's pretty good when it comes to sharing his knowledge.
>>128460428
>>128461094
Another case proving the statistics right!
>>128461094
Big Dark Dick?
>>128461229
Borderline Personality Disorder. The female equivalent of autism
>>128461460
Thought you meant Body Dysmorphic Disorder
>>128460170
Cronikeys without a doubt. Then again there really isn't much of a competition seeing how most of the trannies in this community look more like men than women
What do when the game you want to run isn't even shown on speedrun.com?
The irony being it was at AGDQ 2016
(Super Star Wars)I know that's not real irony
>>128460401
well there is three but there's only two in the big room
>>128461606
Cronikeys is not part of the community, he doesn't speedrun, or even play video games. Fuck off.
>>128461460
>>128461604
It's both & more!
Who called in the fleet?
>>128459494
Chibi is kinda sweet
>>128455268
>>128455747
>>128456873
the first step to improving anything is to find a way to 100% prevent cheating from consoles. only once you do this, the community can be saved.
>>128460016
God bless her for filling this world with more white people. She's on her way to having five beautiful white children.
>>128456873
why dont you just let GDQ do their thing and try and associate with the new batch of people doing marathons
Cronikeys would be a better organizer than Sumichu. She actually seems to care about the community and she knows quite a bit about a lot of games.
>>128463020
minion, gari and his nuthuggers would sabotage it tho.
>>128463020
always gotta make it about you huh
>>128463020
Get involved with NASA then
>>128463020
did you make an attempt to get on the GDQ staff
Reminder that speedruns is about having fun and not all about getting WRs
>>128463138
gari likes croni. Minion is just mad he was dumped for being a beta bitchboi
>>128463378
Speedrunning is about making money and fucking hot bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>128463378
Speedrunning is about different things for different people, anon.
It's about fun to me too, though.
>>128463484
Gotta agree on that anon, I'm just tired about elitists that speedrun niche games no one else runs except 1-2 people and shit on people that never did WR attempts or are close to WR in their games.
>he doesn't use moobot
>>128463774
>not collecting a couple easy WRs in niche meme games to put on your resume
>>128463020
Cronikeys, you must team up with me for the new era.
We will destroy GDQ, there is no reason they need any member on that staff. However, we will assemble the core of a key team that will someday be realized as essential components. GDQ without Jewyama is still the same event, that tub of lard just collects a paycheck.
We must show the masses what true power is.
Together, we will win.
trihex on some show
www DOT twitch DOT tv/ezekiel_iii
>>128463957
Who is you? Cronikeys at least attaches a name to her idiocy
>>128464238
How is that nigger still relevant?
>>128463020
She'd be too busy getting plowed by squid to organize anything more than a baby
>>128464238
its READING THE CODE
>>128461651
ask the people that ran it
People only like Cronikeys bc they're horny 14 year olds who can't ask out the qt in math class
>>128463348
going to have to word this.
seriously, all the people bitching about GDQs need to step up and make NASA a better event than GDQs. that's the only way to stop Mike and Cool Matty from destroying this hobby.
>>128464249
>being this new and not being able to tell rwhitegoose posts from others
>>128465602
is that really goose shitposting?
>new trick found that saves a minute
>current wr holder panics because he's a grind monkey and doesn't want to be bopped free so begs people to ban it
classic
>>128465369
fw I asked out the qt in math class and she just laughed
don't trigger me like this
this guy is the master of free WRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efEe6nsPuoc
git gud srg
